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  • @StephenTries
    @StephenTries  7 років тому +5892

    Hope you liked the video! It took a bit more effort to make but it'll be worth it when I get $9 from UA-cam

    • @Jack-fi5mv
      @Jack-fi5mv 7 років тому +143

      Stephen Tries the weight joke was fucking class

    • @Jicer
      @Jicer 7 років тому +17

      elliteexpered x ikr, fucking brilliant 😂

    • @jackanderson8731
      @jackanderson8731 7 років тому +13

      elliteexpered x agreed the weight joke was quality

    • @godwin1119
      @godwin1119 7 років тому +14

      Stephen Tries why are u so fucking funny you need to be a comedian

    • @Hgibson147
      @Hgibson147 7 років тому +6

      Stephen Tries jack Whitehall is my favourite stand up comedian

  • @CamKirkham
    @CamKirkham 7 років тому +3935

    Has Stephen got every colour Adidas tracksuit there is? Not all heroes wear capes

    • @JohnSmith-yi9cp
      @JohnSmith-yi9cp 7 років тому +65

      Cam Kirkham hes a slav

    • @__-dk8fh
      @__-dk8fh 7 років тому +24

      Can you shut up no one wants to see your shit channel

    • @bravocpm1600
      @bravocpm1600 7 років тому +3

      Fancy seeing you here :)

    • @CamKirkham
      @CamKirkham 7 років тому +27

      Oi Oi

    • @ChucksWet
      @ChucksWet 7 років тому +2

      John Smith *chav

  • @randomhavoc1740
    @randomhavoc1740 7 років тому +3482

    "Steven hawking pulled two birds and he's basically a satnav" OMGGGH

    • @elhomo6406
      @elhomo6406 7 років тому +21

      Random Havoc I fucking loved that ahaha

    • @JoeJohnson-id1hb
      @JoeJohnson-id1hb 7 років тому +17

      Random Havoc the gags are absolutely solid and on point right?😂

    • @diogodinis2022
      @diogodinis2022 6 років тому

      Random Havoc ii

    • @jayneyy906
      @jayneyy906 6 років тому +1

      Random Havoc read that as he said it lol

    • @yneshAshanti
      @yneshAshanti 5 років тому +4

      Comedic genius of our time, this Stephen guy.

  • @officialzz9641
    @officialzz9641 7 років тому +1255

    "Sorry about the wait guys"
    "Hey, don't apologise for being fat"
    HAHAHAHA

    • @pavillionx3555
      @pavillionx3555 5 років тому +2

      *weight

    • @r_tonge6917
      @r_tonge6917 5 років тому +4

      Pavillion X35 are u a mong, he was saying sorry for taking his time i’m brining the champagne, so “wait” not his actually weight yer spack

    • @pavillionx3555
      @pavillionx3555 5 років тому +22

      @@r_tonge6917 yh obviously Max meant 'wait' but the pun is that Stephen took it to mean 'weight'. Hence he replies 'don't apologize for being fat'. Don't try to lecture others if his humour is too advanced for you.

    • @user-og7qq5zy8p
      @user-og7qq5zy8p 5 років тому +3

      @@pavillionx3555 he still said 'wait' tho??

    • @pavillionx3555
      @pavillionx3555 5 років тому +4

      @@user-og7qq5zy8p wdym they both sound the same? Max said sorry for the 'wait' but the joke is that Stephen thought he said sorry for the 'weight'

  • @louishamilton225
    @louishamilton225 7 років тому +3392

    "I like my women like my coffee, hot and available on street corners" HAHAHAHAHA

    • @prolapseentertainment8891
      @prolapseentertainment8891 7 років тому +5

      That joke formula was stolen from anxty tea bags UA-cam channel.

    • @B055XD
      @B055XD 7 років тому +8

      prolapse entertainment does it matter

    • @prolapseentertainment8891
      @prolapseentertainment8891 7 років тому

      THE BO55 XD yes because they did a diss track on Stephen

    • @KW-dt9kx
      @KW-dt9kx 7 років тому +8

      DanThMann ALTERNATE Whose your wingman, Pyrocynical?

    • @dux520
      @dux520 7 років тому +4

      It was exactly the same as Lee Mack's Joke

  • @ashwathsubramanyan5068
    @ashwathsubramanyan5068 7 років тому +3114

    Sorry for the "weight"

    • @FinnCollins
      @FinnCollins 7 років тому +195

      Ashwath Subramanyan don't apologise for being fat

    • @mythicalsoccerbeast5957
      @mythicalsoccerbeast5957 7 років тому +51

      Finn Collins I cried

    • @jj8557
      @jj8557 5 років тому +10

      Find your twin niko omilana

    • @freddiedonovan5023
      @freddiedonovan5023 4 роки тому +1

      jj love that

    • @12akul
      @12akul 4 роки тому

      I thought he meant wait as in moving slowly coz he's fat

  • @hotdoggaming6003
    @hotdoggaming6003 7 років тому +207

    'So where you from Debra?'
    'Devon'
    'Oh never been'
    Classic 😂😂😂

  • @user-go4fo4eh3i
    @user-go4fo4eh3i 7 років тому +764

    You really do try Stephen.

  • @SwrveYT
    @SwrveYT 4 роки тому +154

    “Been banned from every school in my area”
    “As a kid?”
    “Well, 2015...”
    W

  • @MullanMedia96
    @MullanMedia96 7 років тому +645

    Stephen this is absolutely one of your best. I had to pause and rewind after the weight joke because my brain couldn't process any more jokes. Superb stuff!

    • @StephenTries
      @StephenTries  7 років тому +114

      Thank you very much, it was so proud when i thought of that one

    • @MullanMedia96
      @MullanMedia96 7 років тому +17

      And you should well be, Max is an absolute trooper

    • @parlay-music
      @parlay-music 7 років тому +8

      I did exactly the same, the weight joke was brilliantly done. Also loved the mirror part

    • @Wankle.
      @Wankle. 2 роки тому

      It’s good but you must be pretty slow

  • @jamiebroom
    @jamiebroom 7 років тому +638

    Is no one gonna comment on how dedicated he was in falling into the fountain in public ahahaha legend

  • @raabs6805
    @raabs6805 7 років тому +123

    "The only thing you've fucked is your a-levels" hahahahahaaha this is gold mate I always look forward to your videos x

  • @theobennetts
    @theobennetts 7 років тому +204

    Stephen Hawkins pulled two birds and he's basically a satnav 😂

    • @isabellaheald9639
      @isabellaheald9639 7 років тому

      Theo Bennetts I read this just as he said it😂 that was so wierd😂😂😂

    • @georgebamber6871
      @georgebamber6871 6 років тому +4

      Joke is way more edgy now

  • @SamP-jg8ub
    @SamP-jg8ub 7 років тому +834

    Some kids are going to be looking for serious advice and click on this xD

    • @franblake0071
      @franblake0071 7 років тому +16

      0161 Chicken in a wrap 😂

    • @StephenTries
      @StephenTries  7 років тому +202

      0161 Chicken in a wrap I'm an educator

    • @SamP-jg8ub
      @SamP-jg8ub 7 років тому +10

      Stephen Tries OMG STEPHEN ILYYY

    • @JohnsGamingFun
      @JohnsGamingFun 7 років тому +31

      you telling me that this isn't serious advice?

    • @mohammedshah5147
      @mohammedshah5147 5 років тому +1

      @@SamP-jg8ub I see u everywhere its getting annoying

  • @paulwraith1892
    @paulwraith1892 7 років тому +760

    This is fucking brilliant

  • @jackanderson8731
    @jackanderson8731 7 років тому +192

    That weight joke though ahahahaha

    • @LucasKingPiano
      @LucasKingPiano 6 років тому +4

      Caught me off guard

    • @PRYDEEE
      @PRYDEEE 6 років тому +2

      Fucking cracked up at that...

  • @roberthorstead3609
    @roberthorstead3609 7 років тому +679

    I like my women how I like my coffee, always getting my name wrong XD

  • @ePicAzZ11
    @ePicAzZ11 7 років тому +49

    'No I'm vegan', 'I thought you were called Devon'😂

  • @ptrs
    @ptrs 7 років тому +908

    he sort of seems genuinely awkward even though he's acting

    • @drjimmytheswagmyster9714
      @drjimmytheswagmyster9714 7 років тому +159

      NateRBs he is litteraly saying his acting is good

    • @jr5993
      @jr5993 5 років тому +1

      @Ignore what I’m about to say but I was thinking the same thing.

    • @lauren-caitwright921
      @lauren-caitwright921 4 роки тому +1

      Ignore what I’m about to say but Or Ricky Gervais, real David Brent vibes or ‘Extras’

    • @raizereaper4697
      @raizereaper4697 4 роки тому

      Ignore what I’m about to say because everything I say is boring

  • @chloe01010
    @chloe01010 7 років тому +112

    "I was thinking a nightclub or the Anne Summers changing room" hahahahha

  • @lukesage6945
    @lukesage6945 7 років тому +91

    The Steven Hawking joke killed me 😂

  • @valeedcheema1255
    @valeedcheema1255 7 років тому +22

    "Sorry about the wait guys." "Hey don't apologize for being fat." 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Fudge9301
    @Fudge9301 7 років тому +23

    "Sorry for the wait guys"
    *"Dont apologise for being fat"*
    😂😂😂😂fuck me😂😂😂
    it probs wasnt even that funny but oh well

  • @niallcorey5943
    @niallcorey5943 7 років тому +579

    0161 Girls On My Lap

    • @ibyz786boss8
      @ibyz786boss8 7 років тому +32

      Niall Corey 0161 fanny on tap

    • @Areebxrk
      @Areebxrk 7 років тому +8

      0161 dick in hat

    • @seanor3035
      @seanor3035 7 років тому +6

      Niall Corey 0161 chicken in a wrap

    • @ibyz786boss8
      @ibyz786boss8 7 років тому +7

      Niall Corey 0161 white stuff on the map

    • @bradleysparksbs
      @bradleysparksbs 7 років тому +8

      Niall Corey 0161 I fucked the cat

  • @Frankie_davey
    @Frankie_davey 7 років тому +50

    "Sorry about the wait guys...." -"Hey, don't apologise for being fat." 😂😂

  • @lxslii6036
    @lxslii6036 7 років тому +148

    "I used to tell people I was "buy"-sexual but it turns out that's got nothing to do with hiring prostitutes"

    • @alexwestwood2646
      @alexwestwood2646 7 років тому +6

      Lxslii just when I thought I'd got all the puns theres more😂😂

    • @alaba2798
      @alaba2798 7 років тому

      Funniest part

  • @eatmyshorts3114
    @eatmyshorts3114 7 років тому +18

    4:02 i actually laughed out loud for once

  • @eastsideresident5814
    @eastsideresident5814 7 років тому +3

    Honestly Stephen is the funniest guy on UA-cam. Dude needs to do a comedy special.

  • @joshford4153
    @joshford4153 7 років тому +927

    I like my women how I like my coffee hot and on the corner 😂😂

    • @johnrobertson2125
      @johnrobertson2125 7 років тому +7

      Oh my god that was sooooooo funny in the video hahahahahahhahaoyefswg d8; 4toq 4mw5stot;oqm53dhs;gohefir

    • @prolapseentertainment8891
      @prolapseentertainment8891 7 років тому +1

      That joke formula was stolen from anxty tea bags UA-cam channel.

    • @lukemclellan2141
      @lukemclellan2141 7 років тому +7

      I like my women how I like my coffee - black and bitter

    • @sackboy8me
      @sackboy8me 7 років тому

      that joke formula is as old as jokes themselves, theyre like yo mama jokes so he didnt steal it from anyone

    • @eastsideresident5814
      @eastsideresident5814 7 років тому +8

      Josh Ford I like my women like I like my wine. Locked in a cellar for 14 years.

  • @zxki9997
    @zxki9997 7 років тому +7

    "I pull out just for you.. Not for the first time" 😂😂😂 STEPHEN U GINGER JOKER

  • @joshford4153
    @joshford4153 7 років тому +134

    I'm going to try this

  • @edhenson2545
    @edhenson2545 7 років тому +240

    Steven do u use this on men as well?

  • @TheKitkat4000
    @TheKitkat4000 7 років тому +20

    "let's hope Rhepanol's vegan then"
    😂😂😂that's class hahaha

  • @SeftoK
    @SeftoK 7 років тому +72

    We all know this is just a cover for his love affair with boxhead

  • @gospodbogisushristos3302
    @gospodbogisushristos3302 7 років тому +46

    How to get girls
    1. Don't be Stephen Tries
    2. That's about it

    • @cormaccoughlan5488
      @cormaccoughlan5488 7 років тому

      Chaddious Thunderloins 2 likes in 1 month absolutely amazing

  • @saidsaleh9618
    @saidsaleh9618 4 роки тому +13

    swear down no one noticed that audio silence at 1:19 to 1:25

  • @Jicer
    @Jicer 7 років тому +11

    *This is the exact video I need, and it couldn't have been by a better person...*

  • @AverageAtBest49
    @AverageAtBest49 7 років тому +16

    My man said Stephen hawking is basically a satnav 😂😂😂

  • @B.davies18
    @B.davies18 7 років тому +5

    This is one of your best on UA-cam

  • @Malovus
    @Malovus 7 років тому

    It's amazing how you get so many jokes out, rarely ever a wasted word in any of your videos

  • @studyasmr2941
    @studyasmr2941 7 років тому +4

    "Stephen hawking pulled 2 birds and his technically a sat nav" 😂😂😂😂

  • @skilzerm8821
    @skilzerm8821 6 років тому +5

    I took your how to get girls advice and she's still in therapy. Cheers mate😉

  • @samwheatley3540
    @samwheatley3540 7 років тому +116

    01Shag1😂😂

  • @billymaddox6073
    @billymaddox6073 7 років тому +1

    I absolutely loved the "don't apologize for being fat" part 😂😂 you and the others are amazing 😂

  • @andyf5527
    @andyf5527 7 років тому +3

    "So where abouts are you from debra?"
    "Devon"
    "Oh never been"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @bobennett8468
    @bobennett8468 5 років тому +6

    "Sorry about the weight guys" "hey, don't apologise for being fat" 😂

  • @talhakapadia2253
    @talhakapadia2253 7 років тому +55

    usually takes me a bit longer to get my dates wet 😂😂

  • @jamescornelius987
    @jamescornelius987 7 років тому

    What have I just witnessed I think it might be the best video on UA-cam

  • @judeakus1092
    @judeakus1092 7 років тому +11

    "Heeey don't apologise for being fat" 😂

  • @mindaxe6452
    @mindaxe6452 7 років тому +1

    One of the best skits so far! Keep up the good work Stephen. You and your team are doing fantastic.
    Greetings from Germany

  • @Lewksxd
    @Lewksxd 7 років тому +5

    "I'm vegan" "I thought you were Devon"

  • @thepaperclipcolossus_3515
    @thepaperclipcolossus_3515 5 років тому

    😂😂😂🤣 The steaven hawking joke was funny
    Always going to leave how funny the video is in how many laughing faces

  • @rahuldo7
    @rahuldo7 7 років тому +4

    5:54 That part killed me XD

  • @oo_dxxp_oo
    @oo_dxxp_oo 4 роки тому

    I keep coming back to these videos.... so iconic

  • @dogz7908
    @dogz7908 7 років тому +24

    Hope you enjoy that £11 mate

  • @RTPxPJ
    @RTPxPJ 6 років тому +2

    That wait/weight joke was brilliantly excecuted.

  • @jordanhenshall3051
    @jordanhenshall3051 7 років тому +12

    Don't know why but Steven low-key has a David Brent vibe from off the office, surely I'm not the only that thinks that? 😂

    • @billyneville8579
      @billyneville8579 6 років тому

      Jordan Henshall you can really tell which tv shows formed his style of comedy. The Inbetweeners, The Office, Extras,...

    • @vincie8855
      @vincie8855 5 років тому +1

      Billy Neville Alan partridge

  • @EnricoZDS
    @EnricoZDS 7 років тому +1

    It's been 30 days since I've started drinking only water, no soda. 30 days eating fruits and vegetables, no fry food, no greasy foods, no red meats and zero sugar. Exercising a lot and training hard. The change in my body and mind has been amazing... I get up at 6 am and I run 3 miles, even if it rains, I get home, take a cold shower and I feel full of energy.
    I don't know who's story this is but I hope one day I can do the same thing.
    Well, anyways I gotta go, my McDonald's order is coming.

  • @michaelcook1091
    @michaelcook1091 7 років тому +16

    0161 Shagging On The Map

  • @hotskull565
    @hotskull565 7 років тому +1

    "Steven hawking pulled two birds and he's basically a satnav" omg im dead!!😂😂

  • @joemcelroy7202
    @joemcelroy7202 7 років тому +6

    IT'S CLEARLY SEASON 5

  • @moon70033
    @moon70033 5 років тому +1

    It’s a year later and I still love this video

  • @olivergriffiths4445
    @olivergriffiths4445 4 роки тому +3

    "Steven hawking pulled 2 birds and he's basically a satnav" omg 😂💀💀

  • @RandomPotatoGames
    @RandomPotatoGames 7 років тому

    I actually had to pause it when at the wait/weight joke 😂😂 unexpected ones are the funniest.

  • @phantastickilljoy2948
    @phantastickilljoy2948 7 років тому +175

    Wagwan piffting what's your bbm pin innit

  • @marvinwong490
    @marvinwong490 7 років тому +3

    "Sorry the wait" joke may be your best yet

  • @olliecampbell1881
    @olliecampbell1881 7 років тому +3

    I knew he was falling in that fountain as soon as it showed him there

  • @benross5218
    @benross5218 4 роки тому +1

    I can't wait untill Stephen tries is older he is actually gonna be the next 'Alan partridge'. Please don't stop what your doing.

  • @ostuart-andrewsgaming771
    @ostuart-andrewsgaming771 6 років тому +6

    "sorry about the wait guys"
    *"Don't apologise for being fat"*

  • @Becksnnc
    @Becksnnc 6 років тому +2

    "Sorry about the wait guys."
    "Don't apologise for being fat" I'm creasing omg. That was so good.

  • @joehumphreys6563
    @joehumphreys6563 7 років тому +25

    When you say girls... Do you mean underaged girls

    • @BenBullock123
      @BenBullock123 7 років тому +3

      Hes not trollzous, allegedly.

    • @abdullahbashir9778
      @abdullahbashir9778 7 років тому +3

      Dragooon what happened with trollzous?

    • @abdullahbashir9778
      @abdullahbashir9778 7 років тому

      Lissy Loo ohh now I feel like an idoit😂😂

    • @abdullahbashir9778
      @abdullahbashir9778 7 років тому

      Lissy Loo The guy made me think he raped a child and I was thinking wtf I liked jake😂

  • @simrandosanjh5589
    @simrandosanjh5589 7 років тому

    I swear you're actually the funniest person on this site fr

  • @harrisonmcvay2217
    @harrisonmcvay2217 4 роки тому +3

    Audio dies at 1:19

  • @J_Am3rrZ
    @J_Am3rrZ 7 років тому

    What Stephen said when he fell off his chair (1:01) "mm du du way!!!" 😂😂😂

  • @redflash4783
    @redflash4783 7 років тому +29

    0161 vote for barrack

  • @con4004
    @con4004 7 років тому +2

    "Stephen Hawkings pulled two birds and he's basically a sat nav" 😂😂

  • @lewisgrundy9487
    @lewisgrundy9487 7 років тому +6

    NIGGA GOT A TUMBLR GF

  • @WeenoTheGreat
    @WeenoTheGreat 7 років тому

    you just keep getting better hahaha, most criminally under rated youtuber i have ever seen

  • @eatsleeptrainrepeat7906
    @eatsleeptrainrepeat7906 7 років тому +4

    Stop wasting time and get yourself on the big screen mate! Just as funny if not funnier than the inbetweeners!!

  • @Silverag212
    @Silverag212 7 років тому

    Stephen you are getting better and better this is jokes and I am always so unprepared for those jokes, literally had me laughing out loud

  • @sophiejadelancaster8386
    @sophiejadelancaster8386 7 років тому +5

    What does he say at 5:32

    • @jeffmad9326
      @jeffmad9326 7 років тому +7

      He says "Let's hope rohypnol's vegan then". Rohypnol is known as the "date rape drug" because it has no colour, smell or taste, so it is easy to slip into drinks to sedate the victim while they are raped. Pretty dark joke tbh

  • @adamrayment4937
    @adamrayment4937 7 років тому +1

    Steven Hawkins pulled 2 birds and he's basically a sat nav😂 had me dead

  • @Philmccracken790
    @Philmccracken790 7 років тому +1

    Thank you so much for this extremely helpful guide! I'll never be single again!

  • @arco9660
    @arco9660 7 років тому +1

    Another awsome skit as usual, always are funny!

  • @olivereggenberger7028
    @olivereggenberger7028 7 років тому

    Omg stephen u are literally the funniest guy on the whole of youtube.

  • @archie3441
    @archie3441 3 роки тому

    4:02 I don’t know if it’s just me but this is one of the funniest bits of the video 😂 I’m dying

  • @PodOfHeat
    @PodOfHeat 7 років тому

    Absolutely superb stuff mate. At first I couldn't tell if you were hilarious or just an average throwaway but I have to say I'm hooked now! Love the channel..bravo! 😁

  • @joecave5375
    @joecave5375 7 років тому

    this is the funniest one yet 😂😂 sat nav 😂😂😂😂

  • @unsy5265
    @unsy5265 7 років тому

    This was your best sketch yet hahahahahaha

  • @asnow1990
    @asnow1990 7 років тому

    Consistently funny, original content. Stephen you are the needle in UA-cam's haystack!

  • @benmcwater2499
    @benmcwater2499 7 років тому

    Worth waiting for these uploads

  • @jhenning499
    @jhenning499 4 роки тому +2

    “Let’s hope Rohypnol’s vegan then” 🤣

  • @CodxMasterxJoey
    @CodxMasterxJoey 7 років тому

    Great vid, well worth waiting for man !

  • @sumo6905
    @sumo6905 4 роки тому +1

    "no i can't I'm vegan"
    "i thought you were devine"
    😭😂😂😂

  • @kristina994
    @kristina994 7 років тому

    Little bit of wee came out at the 'weight' joke. Brilliant.

  • @beauwatson6076
    @beauwatson6076 7 років тому +1

    "Sorry for the wait"
    "Oh its fine, dont apologise for being fat" hahahahahahahahahaha the best line ever!

  • @callumh7754
    @callumh7754 7 років тому +1

    Most amount of laughs I've had in ages

  • @freddietaylor4043
    @freddietaylor4043 7 років тому

    Lost it in the Stephen Hawkins is a sat nav part 😂😂😂

  • @ellieraw3646
    @ellieraw3646 7 років тому

    Stephen deserves wayyy more subscribers. His videos are quality

  • @cameroncooper3517
    @cameroncooper3517 7 років тому

    I love you Stephen you're the best comedian EVER! I laugh my head off every time I watch one of your videos! Keep it up you're the best!