@@r_tonge6917 yh obviously Max meant 'wait' but the pun is that Stephen took it to mean 'weight'. Hence he replies 'don't apologize for being fat'. Don't try to lecture others if his humour is too advanced for you.
Stephen this is absolutely one of your best. I had to pause and rewind after the weight joke because my brain couldn't process any more jokes. Superb stuff!
It's been 30 days since I've started drinking only water, no soda. 30 days eating fruits and vegetables, no fry food, no greasy foods, no red meats and zero sugar. Exercising a lot and training hard. The change in my body and mind has been amazing... I get up at 6 am and I run 3 miles, even if it rains, I get home, take a cold shower and I feel full of energy. I don't know who's story this is but I hope one day I can do the same thing. Well, anyways I gotta go, my McDonald's order is coming.
He says "Let's hope rohypnol's vegan then". Rohypnol is known as the "date rape drug" because it has no colour, smell or taste, so it is easy to slip into drinks to sedate the victim while they are raped. Pretty dark joke tbh
Absolutely superb stuff mate. At first I couldn't tell if you were hilarious or just an average throwaway but I have to say I'm hooked now! Love the channel..bravo! 😁
Hope you liked the video! It took a bit more effort to make but it'll be worth it when I get $9 from UA-cam
Stephen Tries the weight joke was fucking class
elliteexpered x ikr, fucking brilliant 😂
elliteexpered x agreed the weight joke was quality
Stephen Tries why are u so fucking funny you need to be a comedian
Stephen Tries jack Whitehall is my favourite stand up comedian
Has Stephen got every colour Adidas tracksuit there is? Not all heroes wear capes
Cam Kirkham hes a slav
Can you shut up no one wants to see your shit channel
Fancy seeing you here :)
Oi Oi
John Smith *chav
"Steven hawking pulled two birds and he's basically a satnav" OMGGGH
Random Havoc I fucking loved that ahaha
Random Havoc the gags are absolutely solid and on point right?😂
Random Havoc ii
Random Havoc read that as he said it lol
Comedic genius of our time, this Stephen guy.
"Sorry about the wait guys"
"Hey, don't apologise for being fat"
HAHAHAHA
*weight
Pavillion X35 are u a mong, he was saying sorry for taking his time i’m brining the champagne, so “wait” not his actually weight yer spack
@@r_tonge6917 yh obviously Max meant 'wait' but the pun is that Stephen took it to mean 'weight'. Hence he replies 'don't apologize for being fat'. Don't try to lecture others if his humour is too advanced for you.
@@pavillionx3555 he still said 'wait' tho??
@@user-og7qq5zy8p wdym they both sound the same? Max said sorry for the 'wait' but the joke is that Stephen thought he said sorry for the 'weight'
"I like my women like my coffee, hot and available on street corners" HAHAHAHAHA
That joke formula was stolen from anxty tea bags UA-cam channel.
prolapse entertainment does it matter
THE BO55 XD yes because they did a diss track on Stephen
DanThMann ALTERNATE Whose your wingman, Pyrocynical?
It was exactly the same as Lee Mack's Joke
Sorry for the "weight"
Ashwath Subramanyan don't apologise for being fat
Finn Collins I cried
Find your twin niko omilana
jj love that
I thought he meant wait as in moving slowly coz he's fat
'So where you from Debra?'
'Devon'
'Oh never been'
Classic 😂😂😂
You really do try Stephen.
Haha funny
Are you talking to max
In the name ✨
“Been banned from every school in my area”
“As a kid?”
“Well, 2015...”
W
Stephen this is absolutely one of your best. I had to pause and rewind after the weight joke because my brain couldn't process any more jokes. Superb stuff!
Thank you very much, it was so proud when i thought of that one
And you should well be, Max is an absolute trooper
I did exactly the same, the weight joke was brilliantly done. Also loved the mirror part
It’s good but you must be pretty slow
Is no one gonna comment on how dedicated he was in falling into the fountain in public ahahaha legend
"The only thing you've fucked is your a-levels" hahahahahaaha this is gold mate I always look forward to your videos x
Stephen Hawkins pulled two birds and he's basically a satnav 😂
Theo Bennetts I read this just as he said it😂 that was so wierd😂😂😂
Joke is way more edgy now
Some kids are going to be looking for serious advice and click on this xD
0161 Chicken in a wrap 😂
0161 Chicken in a wrap I'm an educator
Stephen Tries OMG STEPHEN ILYYY
you telling me that this isn't serious advice?
@@SamP-jg8ub I see u everywhere its getting annoying
This is fucking brilliant
Fuck 340 likes 😳
That weight joke though ahahahaha
Caught me off guard
Fucking cracked up at that...
I like my women how I like my coffee, always getting my name wrong XD
JOGERS6 white
I know ^ω^ they always call me "get away from me you creep" smh
James Acaster
Mock the week
Jibbs starbucks
'No I'm vegan', 'I thought you were called Devon'😂
he sort of seems genuinely awkward even though he's acting
NateRBs he is litteraly saying his acting is good
@Ignore what I’m about to say but I was thinking the same thing.
Ignore what I’m about to say but Or Ricky Gervais, real David Brent vibes or ‘Extras’
Ignore what I’m about to say because everything I say is boring
"I was thinking a nightclub or the Anne Summers changing room" hahahahha
The Steven Hawking joke killed me 😂
"Sorry about the wait guys." "Hey don't apologize for being fat." 😂😂😂😂😂
"Sorry for the wait guys"
*"Dont apologise for being fat"*
😂😂😂😂fuck me😂😂😂
it probs wasnt even that funny but oh well
0161 Girls On My Lap
Niall Corey 0161 fanny on tap
0161 dick in hat
Niall Corey 0161 chicken in a wrap
Niall Corey 0161 white stuff on the map
Niall Corey 0161 I fucked the cat
"Sorry about the wait guys...." -"Hey, don't apologise for being fat." 😂😂
"I used to tell people I was "buy"-sexual but it turns out that's got nothing to do with hiring prostitutes"
Lxslii just when I thought I'd got all the puns theres more😂😂
Funniest part
4:02 i actually laughed out loud for once
Honestly Stephen is the funniest guy on UA-cam. Dude needs to do a comedy special.
I like my women how I like my coffee hot and on the corner 😂😂
Oh my god that was sooooooo funny in the video hahahahahahhahaoyefswg d8; 4toq 4mw5stot;oqm53dhs;gohefir
That joke formula was stolen from anxty tea bags UA-cam channel.
I like my women how I like my coffee - black and bitter
that joke formula is as old as jokes themselves, theyre like yo mama jokes so he didnt steal it from anyone
Josh Ford I like my women like I like my wine. Locked in a cellar for 14 years.
"I pull out just for you.. Not for the first time" 😂😂😂 STEPHEN U GINGER JOKER
I'm going to try this
Steven do u use this on men as well?
MC DRUMSTIK and little kids
"let's hope Rhepanol's vegan then"
😂😂😂that's class hahaha
We all know this is just a cover for his love affair with boxhead
How to get girls
1. Don't be Stephen Tries
2. That's about it
Chaddious Thunderloins 2 likes in 1 month absolutely amazing
swear down no one noticed that audio silence at 1:19 to 1:25
I did ;c
copyright
*This is the exact video I need, and it couldn't have been by a better person...*
My man said Stephen hawking is basically a satnav 😂😂😂
This is one of your best on UA-cam
It's amazing how you get so many jokes out, rarely ever a wasted word in any of your videos
"Stephen hawking pulled 2 birds and his technically a sat nav" 😂😂😂😂
I took your how to get girls advice and she's still in therapy. Cheers mate😉
01Shag1😂😂
I absolutely loved the "don't apologize for being fat" part 😂😂 you and the others are amazing 😂
"So where abouts are you from debra?"
"Devon"
"Oh never been"
😂😂😂😂
"Sorry about the weight guys" "hey, don't apologise for being fat" 😂
usually takes me a bit longer to get my dates wet 😂😂
What have I just witnessed I think it might be the best video on UA-cam
"Heeey don't apologise for being fat" 😂
One of the best skits so far! Keep up the good work Stephen. You and your team are doing fantastic.
Greetings from Germany
"I'm vegan" "I thought you were Devon"
😂😂😂🤣 The steaven hawking joke was funny
Always going to leave how funny the video is in how many laughing faces
5:54 That part killed me XD
I keep coming back to these videos.... so iconic
Hope you enjoy that £11 mate
That wait/weight joke was brilliantly excecuted.
Don't know why but Steven low-key has a David Brent vibe from off the office, surely I'm not the only that thinks that? 😂
Jordan Henshall you can really tell which tv shows formed his style of comedy. The Inbetweeners, The Office, Extras,...
Billy Neville Alan partridge
It's been 30 days since I've started drinking only water, no soda. 30 days eating fruits and vegetables, no fry food, no greasy foods, no red meats and zero sugar. Exercising a lot and training hard. The change in my body and mind has been amazing... I get up at 6 am and I run 3 miles, even if it rains, I get home, take a cold shower and I feel full of energy.
I don't know who's story this is but I hope one day I can do the same thing.
Well, anyways I gotta go, my McDonald's order is coming.
0161 Shagging On The Map
"Steven hawking pulled two birds and he's basically a satnav" omg im dead!!😂😂
IT'S CLEARLY SEASON 5
It’s a year later and I still love this video
"Steven hawking pulled 2 birds and he's basically a satnav" omg 😂💀💀
I actually had to pause it when at the wait/weight joke 😂😂 unexpected ones are the funniest.
Wagwan piffting what's your bbm pin innit
The kids these days are seriously original.
21 pilots is cancer
0161
What does 21 pilots have to do with this?
Memeulous
"Sorry the wait" joke may be your best yet
I knew he was falling in that fountain as soon as it showed him there
I can't wait untill Stephen tries is older he is actually gonna be the next 'Alan partridge'. Please don't stop what your doing.
"sorry about the wait guys"
*"Don't apologise for being fat"*
"Sorry about the wait guys."
"Don't apologise for being fat" I'm creasing omg. That was so good.
When you say girls... Do you mean underaged girls
Hes not trollzous, allegedly.
Dragooon what happened with trollzous?
Lissy Loo ohh now I feel like an idoit😂😂
Lissy Loo The guy made me think he raped a child and I was thinking wtf I liked jake😂
I swear you're actually the funniest person on this site fr
Audio dies at 1:19
What Stephen said when he fell off his chair (1:01) "mm du du way!!!" 😂😂😂
0161 vote for barrack
"Stephen Hawkings pulled two birds and he's basically a sat nav" 😂😂
NIGGA GOT A TUMBLR GF
you just keep getting better hahaha, most criminally under rated youtuber i have ever seen
Stop wasting time and get yourself on the big screen mate! Just as funny if not funnier than the inbetweeners!!
Stephen you are getting better and better this is jokes and I am always so unprepared for those jokes, literally had me laughing out loud
What does he say at 5:32
He says "Let's hope rohypnol's vegan then". Rohypnol is known as the "date rape drug" because it has no colour, smell or taste, so it is easy to slip into drinks to sedate the victim while they are raped. Pretty dark joke tbh
Steven Hawkins pulled 2 birds and he's basically a sat nav😂 had me dead
Thank you so much for this extremely helpful guide! I'll never be single again!
Another awsome skit as usual, always are funny!
Omg stephen u are literally the funniest guy on the whole of youtube.
4:02 I don’t know if it’s just me but this is one of the funniest bits of the video 😂 I’m dying
Absolutely superb stuff mate. At first I couldn't tell if you were hilarious or just an average throwaway but I have to say I'm hooked now! Love the channel..bravo! 😁
this is the funniest one yet 😂😂 sat nav 😂😂😂😂
This was your best sketch yet hahahahahaha
Consistently funny, original content. Stephen you are the needle in UA-cam's haystack!
Worth waiting for these uploads
“Let’s hope Rohypnol’s vegan then” 🤣
Great vid, well worth waiting for man !
"no i can't I'm vegan"
"i thought you were devine"
😭😂😂😂
Little bit of wee came out at the 'weight' joke. Brilliant.
"Sorry for the wait"
"Oh its fine, dont apologise for being fat" hahahahahahahahahaha the best line ever!
Most amount of laughs I've had in ages
Lost it in the Stephen Hawkins is a sat nav part 😂😂😂
Stephen deserves wayyy more subscribers. His videos are quality
I love you Stephen you're the best comedian EVER! I laugh my head off every time I watch one of your videos! Keep it up you're the best!