How Not To Date

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
  • This week (month) i'm trying to get Max a lady friend
    If you enjoyed the video please leave a like and subscribe if you're feeling saucy!
    Written by - Stephen Tries
    Starring - Georgia Parker-Aiken, Max Smith, Tom Cooney and my sweet self
    Filmed by James Ormrod
    Instagram - / stephen_tries
    Facebook - / stephentriescomedian
    Follow me on Twitter - / stephentries
    Snapchat - ste-laa

КОМЕНТАРІ • 1,4 тис.

  • @StephenTries
    @StephenTries  6 років тому +4106

    I hope you enjoyed the video but more importantly I hope Max gets his sword gnawed 🤞🏻

    • @lgchildish3384
      @lgchildish3384 6 років тому +8

      Stephen Tries love your videos mate

    • @onno3573
      @onno3573 6 років тому +7

      yes lad wagwan o1seshone dab that fannyontap like I got moneyontap fap fap fap

    • @alexmcginty4427
      @alexmcginty4427 6 років тому +3

      Big Max smokes the grass

    • @fhydgjskudhdbdjdnn
      @fhydgjskudhdbdjdnn 6 років тому +2

      Hope he does

    • @freyatracey7555
      @freyatracey7555 6 років тому +1

      Stephen Tries I love you so much thank you for all your entertainment

  • @TrueGeordie
    @TrueGeordie 6 років тому +5059

    The stairlift moment killed me 😂

  • @liamsalhotra7242
    @liamsalhotra7242 6 років тому +435

    This is Max’s channel, Stephens just living off it

  • @VortexJae
    @VortexJae 6 років тому +5

    Omg the stair lift hahaha 😂😂
    I live the STI sketches, keep it up lads!!

  • @sam24hardy
    @sam24hardy 6 років тому +24

    Tbf Max’s trim looks well nice

  • @davvalaa7024
    @davvalaa7024 5 років тому +3

    "The clocks change more often than you do." 😂😂

  • @trickytricky6800
    @trickytricky6800 6 років тому +62

    When did Stephen and Tom become the same person

    • @MikeyJMJ
      @MikeyJMJ 6 років тому +1

      Because they both are as dry

    • @slaphead6767
      @slaphead6767 6 років тому +1

      Sir Klopp
      As water

  • @as._8418
    @as._8418 6 років тому +7

    Could You Give This To Willne?
    🤣😂😂😂😂🤣

  • @owen1417
    @owen1417 6 років тому +3

    Ahahaha that performance by max was incredible

  • @Kjca_1998
    @Kjca_1998 6 років тому

    Max’s hair actually looks sick, good on ya big man.

  • @Nomad55
    @Nomad55 6 років тому +1

    Best sketch yet 😂😂😂

  • @footytv4776
    @footytv4776 6 років тому

    Jeez Max's trim is actually fresh 😂😂❤️

  • @maxinho2219
    @maxinho2219 6 років тому +1

    Max's new trim makes him look like DJ khaled if he ate a load of pork pies

  • @johnlewis199996
    @johnlewis199996 6 років тому

    Honestly ste bud! These get better every time! Keep it up pal!

  • @LoudenUp
    @LoudenUp 6 років тому

    If I was to get dating tips from anyone I would want it to be Stephen.

  • @laiisaaaa3718
    @laiisaaaa3718 6 років тому

    That WillNE bit got me 😂

  • @freddiehoward4825
    @freddiehoward4825 6 років тому

    “Hold the fuckin’ phone!”

  • @g1bby
    @g1bby 6 років тому

    That WillNE gag 😂 😂 😂

  • @stbw33
    @stbw33 6 місяців тому

    This is peak Stephen Tries, "0 1 Sex 1, maxxy on the flap" just magical

  • @timpuckeridge1760
    @timpuckeridge1760 6 років тому

    FUCK THAT WAS GOOD 😂😂😂 THE WILLNE PART JESUS CHRIST STEPHEN!!! I CANT WAIT TILL YOU COME TO AUSTRALIA MAN 😂😂😂

  • @noselikeibra3276
    @noselikeibra3276 6 років тому

    "will you give this to WILL_NE?"
    OH FUCK OFF
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @benpitts
    @benpitts 6 років тому +1

    Your friend looks like a young Hagrid

  • @AxionPlays
    @AxionPlays 6 років тому

    Brilliant.

  • @pb03xontwitter17
    @pb03xontwitter17 6 років тому +21

    Pin this if WillNE has a square jaw!

  • @frank-ze7rx
    @frank-ze7rx 6 років тому

    could you give this to willne please had me in bits hahahaha

  • @callumwestcott5175
    @callumwestcott5175 6 років тому

    "Its a good year!!!"

  • @boi9156
    @boi9156 5 років тому

    i dont need to know how not to date i need to know *how to date*

  • @benbob9167
    @benbob9167 6 років тому

    Max looking fresh lmao

  • @Lghfdghu
    @Lghfdghu 6 років тому +2236

    Stephen just because your dressing like Gareth Southgate doesn't mean you can control 11 young lads

    • @alex_I1905
      @alex_I1905 6 років тому +8

      Lukas4 😂😂😂😂quality

    • @ItsMe-ce6bf
      @ItsMe-ce6bf 5 років тому +7

      You win everything

  • @calumporter8304
    @calumporter8304 6 років тому +1435

    “You probably think I’m a nut job” “if I play my cards right” absolute class

    • @ELL546
      @ELL546 4 роки тому +2

      yes lad

  • @georgegates8635
    @georgegates8635 6 років тому +3789

    "Your hairs so greasy Jamie Oliver banned it from school dinners" 😂😭

    • @zach28
      @zach28 6 років тому +2

      동해물과 백두산이 마르고 닳도록 donghaemulgwa baekdusani mareugo daltorok
      하느님이 보우하사 우리나라 만세 haneunimi bouhasa uri nara manse
      무궁화 삼천리 화려 강산 mugunghwa samcheolli hwaryeo gangsan
      대한 사람 대한으로 길이 보전하세 daehan saram daehaneuro kiri bojeonhase

    • @jamielegg8553
      @jamielegg8553 6 років тому +8

      Harsh but true

    • @leonelako9382
      @leonelako9382 6 років тому

      @aLcHeMiCaL BiNoKuLaRs 😂😂😂😂

    • @futurefire8256
      @futurefire8256 5 років тому +4

      George Gates he’s banned from schools anyway

  • @alf6665
    @alf6665 6 років тому +682

    Went from chubby Mo Salah to DJ Khaled in no time!

    • @yagoaguilar8453
      @yagoaguilar8453 6 років тому +12

      Alfie Bell he looked more like a fat John Snow

  • @Phoenixwing-gp6pb
    @Phoenixwing-gp6pb 6 років тому +1879

    Max in that outfit looks like a white DJ Khaled

    • @stuartlarkinmadtv
      @stuartlarkinmadtv 6 років тому +17

      Hes not white tho lol hes probably from a country near wheres Khaleds from

    • @HogRider420
      @HogRider420 6 років тому +10

      no it looks like khalid

    • @Themasculineadvice
      @Themasculineadvice 6 років тому

      Dawoo khaled not khalid bird brain

    • @HogRider420
      @HogRider420 6 років тому +6

      Abdoulie95 yes i literally spelt it differently because i’m talking about someone else are u brain dead

    • @WeTokeWeedSmoke
      @WeTokeWeedSmoke 5 років тому +1

      I think he looks like Rusev from wwe. I have no idea who DJ Khaled is though

  • @owen2877
    @owen2877 6 років тому +417

    Holy shit max looking good with the new haircut

  • @leowilliams5102
    @leowilliams5102 6 років тому +1324

    Daddy wants a slice😂

    • @nilli8321
      @nilli8321 6 років тому +4

      Turquoise Lion 843 likes and not a single reply I’ll fix that for you

    • @Portugoose1
      @Portugoose1 6 років тому +1

      i spit out my drink when i heard that

    • @mitchell2143
      @mitchell2143 5 років тому +1

      I read that as soon as it was on 😂

  • @maxwellgoode5798
    @maxwellgoode5798 6 років тому +594

    It's weird to see Max as the funny man and Stephen as the straight man. Quite ironic considering...

    • @user-kn4gx5ih7m
      @user-kn4gx5ih7m 5 років тому +2

      Considering what

    • @DomenBremecXCVI
      @DomenBremecXCVI 5 років тому +8

      @@user-kn4gx5ih7m Just weird seeing Stephen straight, I was sure he wasn't

  • @patrickgibsonmusic
    @patrickgibsonmusic 6 років тому +1846

    All of you complaining about Stephen's upload schedule: this guy is to busy going to festivals and trying to act superior to Max

    • @user-rk1nr5wb8j
      @user-rk1nr5wb8j 6 років тому +46

      He actually went to Parklife dont know whether he mentioned it

    • @callum7416
      @callum7416 6 років тому +8

      Charlie Smith yh my mate got a photo with him lmaooooo

    • @seth6526
      @seth6526 6 років тому +28

      The poor upload schedule is actually because school has started and it's not long until half term, or as Stephen puts it "off-season"

    • @ellens6836
      @ellens6836 6 років тому +6

      Charlie Smith Really, he never mentioned?

    • @cf-fq1ul
      @cf-fq1ul 6 років тому +5

      I don’t think he mentioned going to parklife 🤔

  • @bigbanana94
    @bigbanana94 6 років тому +384

    "You probably think I'm a nutjob"
    "If I play my cards right"
    "What"
    *Stephen panicking in the background*

  • @shanedowney7791
    @shanedowney7791 6 років тому +669

    "You're trying to charm a woman, not a snake" i'm done 😭😭

  • @e_cxsson6468
    @e_cxsson6468 6 років тому +1122

    I guess you could call this video STDs
    Steven Tries Dating

    • @dyl-doesblank2966
      @dyl-doesblank2966 6 років тому +32

      How did you spell his name wrong

    • @evoken1216
      @evoken1216 6 років тому +3

      Zoos or u called it STDs cause it’s a fuckin aids video

    • @oliverlester6395
      @oliverlester6395 5 років тому

      MX_is life

    • @uk5g262
      @uk5g262 5 років тому +3

      No you couldn’t because its not stephen dating

  • @jacobholland7510
    @jacobholland7510 6 років тому +676

    An upload? Rare, but as funny as ever

    • @jackjohnston23
      @jackjohnston23 6 років тому

      Axe Assassin how have you managed to watch the full video in under 30 seconds of it being posted?

    • @VLNST_
      @VLNST_ 6 років тому +2

      A surprise to be sure but a welcome one

    • @baileygamez
      @baileygamez 6 років тому +3

      That's because its quality content, it's not a reaction channel or some shit where he can upload 3 videos a day.

    • @jacobholland7510
      @jacobholland7510 6 років тому

      Wow that’s a lot of likes Jesus

  • @sturmflut93
    @sturmflut93 5 років тому +137

    "I don't think we're serving living nightmares..."
    So underrated

  • @zoegeary543
    @zoegeary543 6 років тому +141

    Hey Steven I came to see you but... Umm I dunno how to say this..... "Can you give this to WillNE please"
    Absolute classic I love it

  • @notrealreignenergydrink
    @notrealreignenergydrink 6 років тому +431

    School gates? She's not that old...

  • @EastTie
    @EastTie 6 років тому +373

    max actually looks really really good

  • @tommybeatz2920
    @tommybeatz2920 6 років тому +465

    “Drunk and full of spunk” max smith 2018

  • @honeybunny9260
    @honeybunny9260 6 років тому +270

    “Can u give this too Willne?” If that’s not me

  • @danielmurphy4186
    @danielmurphy4186 6 років тому +123

    Thank God you uploaded, I had to watch WillNE videos while you were gone.

    • @moth4987
      @moth4987 5 років тому

      And that's bad because?

  • @tomwalsh7367
    @tomwalsh7367 6 років тому +64

    If Stephen doesn't end up with a BBC Three sitcom then i just don't know...

  • @ilychloe9214
    @ilychloe9214 6 років тому +351

    ofc your mentioning your girlfriend,, like every other tweet recently sskksks

    • @leewalker5844
      @leewalker5844 6 років тому +7

      hey it’s chloe he was always going to be mentioning his “girlfriend” ahahahaha

    • @ciaransabine5201
      @ciaransabine5201 6 років тому +40

      my bruddah worked hard for one give im a break

    • @meowlast1984
      @meowlast1984 6 років тому +11

      Lee Walker loool he does actually have a girlfriend, her name is zoe.laufer on insta

    • @ollybirkbeck8888
      @ollybirkbeck8888 6 років тому +3

      Well weren't you bragging about having a girlfriend for the first time?

    • @ilychloe9214
      @ilychloe9214 6 років тому

      yall i was only joking no meed to fight lmaoo

  • @Eliteerin
    @Eliteerin 6 років тому +176

    Max with short hair suits him ngl

  • @johncoyle2304
    @johncoyle2304 5 років тому +67

    ”John Travolta in..........rehab”
    😂😂😭😭

  • @tddlywnk8242
    @tddlywnk8242 6 років тому +68

    Why does the beginning look like a year 8 drama class production

  • @arnyag6314
    @arnyag6314 6 років тому +61

    "could you give this to WillNE" BURNNNN xD

  • @abie4682
    @abie4682 5 років тому +38

    “Could you give this to willne?” 😂😂😂

  • @finlomacdonald7739
    @finlomacdonald7739 6 років тому +49

    mate you’re genuinely a comedy genius it’s so impressive how original yet completely hilarious everything you come up with is

  • @LengJai89
    @LengJai89 6 років тому +37

    Did i get ma sword gnawed 😂

  • @laylabladee_
    @laylabladee_ 6 років тому +141

    best comedian on youtube tbf, WillNE is quaking

  • @Letsdiscuss888
    @Letsdiscuss888 6 років тому +18

    5:02
    "did you go to university"
    "i went to coventry but i had to leave in the second year to help my mum"
    "hey no shame in being a dropout"
    *stephen puts dairylea dunkers on the table*
    so funny lmao

  • @Morekxngdrxpxr
    @Morekxngdrxpxr 6 років тому +41

    I rate the way all of these vids look like they are filmed in a local like youth club (cue the stephen/nonce jokes) but they got a real genuine feel about them where the lads are just using what they have around them to prosper. I mean sure one day it might be cool to see the production at the standards of a tv series etc with perfect locations and "proper" actors but actually i think the authenticity of what the vids are adds to the charm of the whole thing.. i personally reckon it would be cool even if this channel got to have a huge following and bigger budgets, if they kept the same locations and characters and style of props, eg the local park and the wigs which quite obviously dont look real etc... i am definately over thinking this, could have just said big up but felt like i wanted to go into more detail for whatever reason... 0161 one love peace

  • @shezza125
    @shezza125 5 років тому +16

    'oh bloody hell I thought you said no prostitutes'
    I'm dead 💀😂😅

  • @phillips7132
    @phillips7132 6 років тому +61

    Max’s new trim is actually good

  • @oliggaming2989
    @oliggaming2989 6 років тому +37

    The real white Dj Khaled has arrived

  • @brandonmartin-moore5302
    @brandonmartin-moore5302 6 років тому +21

    "The clocks change more often than you do." Perfect.

  • @findlayrobertson4985
    @findlayrobertson4985 6 років тому +16

    "I look like john travolta in....."
    - " *rehab* "
    🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @supatubz74
    @supatubz74 6 років тому +22

    That stair bit genuinely had me in bits, class work Stephen

  • @christym7571
    @christym7571 6 років тому +28

    My favourite time of the year when Stephen finally uploads

  • @ajlmedia5741
    @ajlmedia5741 6 років тому +37

    Max needs to start his own channel

  • @eclipsexgaming1169
    @eclipsexgaming1169 6 років тому +18

    "would you give this to willne?" dead

  • @milostorer596
    @milostorer596 6 років тому +23

    6:48 I’ve never laughed so hard 😂😂

  • @hannahmutantspider1102
    @hannahmutantspider1102 6 років тому +13

    5:31 that laugh made me cry of laughter cos it was so unexpected

  • @kaydenfahey6957
    @kaydenfahey6957 5 років тому +11

    "What are you frigging wearing?!" Gotta keep it family friendly 😂

  • @edenlily5730
    @edenlily5730 6 років тому +17

    3:29 why does Max look like a sad, overweight Elvis Presley?

  • @puuff
    @puuff 6 років тому +18

    *did i get my sword nawed?*

  • @hirakjyotibarman2291
    @hirakjyotibarman2291 5 років тому +11

    The Borat reference kills me everytime..

  • @williambond68
    @williambond68 6 років тому +10

    Max looking like a skinny DJ Khaled

  • @charlieobrien9853
    @charlieobrien9853 6 років тому +54

    That Jamie Oliver comment 😂😂

  • @mase8444
    @mase8444 6 років тому +71

    “Drunk and full of spunk” was the least cringy of those phrases

  • @bobnanny8904
    @bobnanny8904 4 роки тому +2

    So funny 3:52

  • @fhydgjskudhdbdjdnn
    @fhydgjskudhdbdjdnn 6 років тому +29

    Stephen definitely knows how not to date

  • @raikovaffiliate4568
    @raikovaffiliate4568 6 років тому +8

    ‘How is it you two freaks can get a girlfriend’ -Max 2K18

  • @Uzi-ro1mm
    @Uzi-ro1mm 5 років тому +3

    Stephens sketchs are so stressful I have to thank god they’re not real

  • @yabombo8145
    @yabombo8145 6 років тому +7

    You look like John Trovalta In.... Stephen: Rehab?

  • @WillMilllar
    @WillMilllar 5 років тому +3

    He shanked me and blanked me

  • @cian9393
    @cian9393 6 років тому +9

    "Memeulous viewers watched this"

  • @romanxxxxyoutube
    @romanxxxxyoutube 5 років тому +6

    "I was just wondering... uh... could you give this to Willne" Hahahahaha!!!!

  • @alfiegleed189
    @alfiegleed189 6 років тому +8

    Ive always thought max was the funniest but this confirms it, its his delivery and mannerisms

  • @PullThatUpJamie
    @PullThatUpJamie 6 років тому +12

    I thought that was Danielle bregholi in the thumbnaill😂

  • @xsynonomous3097
    @xsynonomous3097 6 років тому +5

    3:00 Step aside Geordie, Max is the new white DJ Khaled

  • @ewanwilson6558
    @ewanwilson6558 6 років тому +5

    Can't lie Max looks a bit like DJ Khalid after the makeover 😂😂

  • @ivo9685
    @ivo9685 6 років тому +14

    OMG he’s done something 😱

  • @ItsJoshYT
    @ItsJoshYT 6 років тому +5

    this is one of the funniest videos ive watched in a while, i was literally laughing out loud through every line hahaah

  • @Femmecel
    @Femmecel 6 років тому +6

    Stephen tries: the 1 UA-camr who doesn't stretch his videos to the ten minute Mark... What UA-cam needs

    • @showmoke
      @showmoke 6 років тому

      @dodgy duck - that's because the whole thing is almost certainly demonetized (being NOT family friendly), so Stephen won't receive any advertising revenue from this, however long or short the video is.

  • @rollasix7238
    @rollasix7238 6 років тому +5

    prepare to see a list of quotes from the video

  • @kobebryant1942
    @kobebryant1942 6 років тому +8

    "You will never get this".

  • @unclekidd9030
    @unclekidd9030 6 років тому +7

    Another bloopers video please, the ones from this video must of been legend

  • @tgs7696
    @tgs7696 6 років тому +7

    Max looks like an Arminian car sails man

  • @nadhia1666
    @nadhia1666 6 років тому +97

    Who is that red head? She is 👌🏼❤x

    • @NotSoProFifaPlayerz
      @NotSoProFifaPlayerz 6 років тому +1

      She's called Georgia Parker-Aiken 🙄

    • @Sophiielonsdale
      @Sophiielonsdale 6 років тому +88

      Thought you were talking bout Stephen then

    • @nadhia1666
      @nadhia1666 6 років тому +11

      Kieran Gourlay Yeah I know, I live with her aha 😂

    • @maxchadwiick
      @maxchadwiick 6 років тому

      Has she got an Instagram? X

    • @nadhia1666
      @nadhia1666 6 років тому +1

      @@maxchadwiick no she hasnt x

  • @maxchaplin9456
    @maxchaplin9456 6 років тому +2

    Some of Max’s rhymes sounded like 6ix9ine lyrics tbf

  • @wildflowcr
    @wildflowcr 5 років тому +5

    STEPHENS LAUGH IM CHOKINF