*The Cosmic Cube can do anything.* Can it tell the difference between Regular Diet Pepper and Diet Doctor Pepper? *LOOK KID IT'S JUST A SALES PITCH, I CAN'T DO STUFF THAT IS CLEARLY IMPOSSIBLE.*
Weird parents in the 70s: "The Dungeon Master can make the players do his bidding!" Actual DMs: "You all tried to seduce the giant catfish, and it didn't work! Can we PLEASE move on now?"
The Cosmic Cube can do anything. Me: _"Can it make Star Wars fans stop fighting each other?"_ The Cosmic Cube can do anything, but sometimes it just doesn't want to.
What wouldthat even be? "Your character walks into the door thinking it was a push door but it was a pull door and you smacked into it to your surprise. Because you weren't expecting to run into like that, you lost your footing and fell, and on the way down, your scarf caught on the doorknob, and you end up hanging yourself. Roll a save.
Reminds me of the ultimate weapon ever *almost* made by my players terrible rolls of Nat 1's in a row. It was a door that one Paladin stabbed into to attempt to attack a zombie on the other side, only to get stuck in the door before it was knocked down on top of him by said zombie, followed by the parties Fighter jumping ontop of the door to defend/Accidentally crush and trap him while fighting the zombie, and the Goliath Monk behind them attempting to lift the door up with both of them holding onto it. It was meant to be the Greatest Paladin club ever, before another Nat 1 happened and they dropped the door, the fighter got accidentally stabbed with a throwing knife from the Paladin, and the zombie nearly mauls them to death while the Warlock watches from a good distance away in horror at all of these idiots killing themselves because they didn't want to open a door.... it was a very fun night.
Moulds and slimes from old school D&D were no joke, man. There was stuff that could dismember you, freeze you, eat your treasure, eat YOU... moulds and slimes.
@@Ryu1ify Enh. Spell levels were ... disproportionate in early editions. A 7th level cleric spell wasn't necessarily weaker than a 9th level magic user spell...
@@aaronbourque5494 Yes, but true res is 9th level; 7th is only normal resurrection. Unless normal res used to work like true res, it still needs some remains
4:20 “Tremble in fear as you realise that Yellow Mold is not covered by your landlord’s lease agreement and you shall suffer extreme embarrassment at your next dinner party”
In defense of the D&D ad, the Material Component of the "Hold" series of spells has always been short straight pieces of iron. A nail totally makes sense.
Can it see why kids love the great taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch? The Cosmic Cube can do anything. EDIT: And that's what I get when I don't watch the video first and just react to a comment chain.
"the cosmic cube can do anything!" "Can it be part of the 599th episode of Atop the fourth wall?" "The cosmic cube can if you get in touch with its legal team and PR firm!"
In old school Basic D&D, "Elf" actually was a class in and of itself. You weren't an Elven Thief, or an Elven Wizard, you were just an Elf (which functioned like Fighter/Magic-User hybrids with certain bonus abilities.)
The Cosmic Cube was adapted into The Tesseract/Space Stone in the MCU. It has only 1 use make portals to any place the user wants. HYDRA took the energy of The Tesseract to make laser guns in WW2 which isn't its intended use.
The Cosmic Cube can do anything. Me: Can it turn Frank Miller back into a good writer who's not racist and bigoted? The Cosmic Cube can do almost anything.
It’s my headcanon that post-Sin City, Frank Miller got possessed by Parallax. Instead of trying to reset the universe to fit his image, he is trying to demolish his own career
@@undead923 If Parallax was real, that would make a lot of sense. It could also apply to just about any other creator who was once beloved only to become an asshole and gain a bad reputation.
In the D&D ad, the fighter looks like he's wearing Magneto's helmet, and the magic user looks like Obi-Wan Kenobi from the Original Star Wars Trilogy. *THE COSMIC CUBE CAN DO ANYTHING.* But can it cure COVID-19? 6:37- No it won't, but it WOULD be a nice reference for a scene in an Avengers movie (wink wink). 9:55- Somewhere in Texas, Angry Joe is laughing his ass off to that joke, because he knows they done fucked it up. A question to Lex Luthor: *HOW DID YOU GET INTO SPACE?!?!?!*
Comic: The Cosmic Cube Can Do Anything. Me: Can it tell me what the question of Life, The Universe, and Everything is that we already know the answer is 42?
"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable... There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
He's also accurate about the charm just being an ordinary nail. The material component for Hold Monster in 1st edition is a metal bar, which the rules state can be the size of a three-penny nail.
After the Cosmic Cube fished the Twinky, it got tired of Red Skull bossing it around and sent him to a distant planet where he'd be forced to forever guard one of the six Infinity Twinkies of which he cannot ever poses himself because he loves nothing.
Given the propensity of the Marvel Hostess ads, especially the Spider-Man ones, it does make me wonder if the Spider-Verse comic event series has ever been considered for review or if it has been voted to be looked at for Event Comics Month 3 by the Patrons, especially given that the Spider-Verse movie has gotten people more aware of the name. I mainly ask since a Hostess Spider-Man of sorts does show up in the event itself and, well, let’s just say that Hostess isn’t the solution to certain problems...
I actually had Twinkies in the house, so I was good to go. I had ot eat it conventionally instead of sucking the filling out with my powers over space and time, though.
I love the cosmic cube gag! I hope it becomes a regular gag! "The Cosmic Cube Can Do Anything" Linkara: can it make Nick Spencer be a better writer? "No....but his spider-man run is not bad tbh...The Cosmic Cube can Almost do anything!!"
Then the cosmic cube is pathetic; its power only limited to the writers and editors (mostly the latter). I get the joke, but I'm jaded by the crappy decisions of Marvel.
@@alexandreturcotte6411 Disney is going to be lucky if they aren't bought out by Jan. 2021. They paid too much for park expansions and FOX, and haven't had time to recoup those expenses, and now they are losing millions a day, and their stocks are plummeting.
I like that the D&D comic did that spell right. Freezing a monster like that would be the spell Hold Monster and the material to cast the spell is a “small, straight piece of iron” so a nail would work perfectly for that.
You know when I saw the thumbnail I thought red skull was gonna give up for some hostess products which reminds me of a time when Red Skull is in a cell eating as he then comments to Cap this "Quite the country you have built. Here is sit, a war criminal, eating better than most American workers three times a day. Is this what you call 'the American dream'?" Now that quote would be so hilarious if the ending was that he gave up for a hostess product
Valerius: "What do you mean you sold your charm wizard?!!" Indel: "No need to fear, I'll use my decoder ring to commune with the foul beast!" ............ Valerius: "Well elf, what's it saying?" Indel: "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine?"
I'm so thankful that during these strange times we live in right now, You can still bring us new content!! Love this show, Cannot wait to see what the 600th episode is gonna bring us!!
We are going to get so much mileage out of that Cosmic Cube joke come July and Event Comics Month. On a related note, nice call forward with that joke about a certain very terrible event.
Jeez, it's like the jokes are writing themselves in this one. Also, Linkara holding his cat while asking "But does it know what love is" is just perfect.
The Cosmic Cube can do anything. Me: Can it give Farscape a proper fifth season? The Cosmic Cube can do anything. Me: Can it finish A Song of Ice and Fire? The Cosmic Cube can do anything. Me: Can it cure my diabetes? The Cosmic Cube doesn't care.
I always love these comic book quickies. Thanks for always being reliable, funny, and true to who you are. Going through a rough patch as we all are, but your videos have always cheered me up, for over a decade now lol
"The Cosmic Cube can do anything!" That includes creating a copy of a character, whose original is still alive in current time but had his past changed to push a message of "the current year", even though the message has been holding since the 2nd half of the last century, it seems.
The Cosmic Cube can do anything.
peter: can it save aunt may from a gut shot?
The Cosmic Cube can almost anything.
*The Cosmic Cube can do anything.*
Can it tell the difference between Regular Diet Pepper and Diet Doctor Pepper?
*LOOK KID IT'S JUST A SALES PITCH, I CAN'T DO STUFF THAT IS CLEARLY IMPOSSIBLE.*
@@drakkenmensch one trast like trash and the other doesn't because it's not diet.
Cue the Vietnam noises.
Anything, unless the Editor doesn't want it.
@@josedavidcatemac406 then the editor can go perish.
"The Cosmic Cube can do anything"
'...but it won't do that'
You win 1 internet.
The Cosmic Cube can do anything.
Can it help Over There take care of itself?
No it's Marvel, not DC. Over there is still on it's/their own.
D Vass
THE COSMIC CUBE CAN DO ANYTHING!
Nicholas Sulfaro
Marvel *is* Over There
The Cosmic Cube can do anything.
Linkara : Can it get rid off all the content ID claims on my videos?
The Cosmic Cube can do _almost_ anything.
J
It’s a cube, not a miracle worker.
The cosmic cube can do Anything
Bix: MAKE UA-cam GREAT AGAIN
............hello hello
it's a cosmic cube not a miracle machine.
C.C.: What fo you mean, “again?”
That's what I was EXPECTING him to say.
4:18
War:“ITS GREEN SLIME!”
Wiz: “Don’t touch it! It is certain death!”
Bard: “I’m gonna try and seduce it!”
Party: “BARD, NO!”
Bard yes!!! Bards are my favorite class and this is one of the many reasons.
Weird parents in the 70s: "The Dungeon Master can make the players do his bidding!"
Actual DMs: "You all tried to seduce the giant catfish, and it didn't work! Can we PLEASE move on now?"
BARD YES
@AT Productions or "That Time I Was Reincarnated as a Slime".
I miss playing a bard so I could do stupid shit like that.
The Cosmic Cube can do anything.
Me: _"Can it make Star Wars fans stop fighting each other?"_
The Cosmic Cube can do anything, but sometimes it just doesn't want to.
Are we still fighting? I feel like we've unified due to memeing on the prequels and shittin on the sequels!
bosco jokey
I don’t even know with them anymore.
I feel like it's Schrodinger's fanbase, it is in a constant state of both fighting and not fighting at the same time.
@@boscojokey3829 hell fucking no that is not the case
@@kronemerj
Yeah, that about sums it up.
"The Cosmic Cube can do anything"
Can it become a new recurring joke?
THE COSMIC CUBE THOUGHT THAT WAS OBVIOUS.
Ladies, and Gentlemen...a new joke/meme. THE COSMIC CUBE CAN DO ANYTHING.
LunarSpiral1127 can the cosmic cube make a new meme?
@@ADdude I am a guy possessed by the cosmic cube, so I have continued the meme by saying...
The cosmic cube can do anything.
THE COSMIC CUBE CAN DO ANYTHING!!!
@@LupineShadowOmega can it say why kids like Applejacks when they don't look or taste like apples?
Can the Cosmic Cube make a rock so heavy that not even the Cosmic Cube can lift it?
"They roll a 1 and critically fail to open the unlocked door" Yep that's the D&D experience in a nutshell
What wouldthat even be?
"Your character walks into the door thinking it was a push door but it was a pull door and you smacked into it to your surprise. Because you weren't expecting to run into like that, you lost your footing and fell, and on the way down, your scarf caught on the doorknob, and you end up hanging yourself. Roll a save.
@@JaelinBezel It's more about the players overthinking things and trying to do things that are both unnecessary and then fail
Reminds me of the ultimate weapon ever *almost* made by my players terrible rolls of Nat 1's in a row. It was a door that one Paladin stabbed into to attempt to attack a zombie on the other side, only to get stuck in the door before it was knocked down on top of him by said zombie, followed by the parties Fighter jumping ontop of the door to defend/Accidentally crush and trap him while fighting the zombie, and the Goliath Monk behind them attempting to lift the door up with both of them holding onto it.
It was meant to be the Greatest Paladin club ever, before another Nat 1 happened and they dropped the door, the fighter got accidentally stabbed with a throwing knife from the Paladin, and the zombie nearly mauls them to death while the Warlock watches from a good distance away in horror at all of these idiots killing themselves because they didn't want to open a door.... it was a very fun night.
And then Mollymauk dies.
@@JaelinBezel or a spike trap opens behind the stairs I dunno
"Truly the greatest enemy in D&D: Mold!"
Yes, exactly. And no that's not a joke or sarcasm.
Never underestimate the power of russet mold.
“The Cosmic Cube can do anything!”
Can it end this damn pandemic already?
Julia Goodwin
The cosmic cube can do almost anything.
captain Rockatron
Damn it...
"No!"
People are currently dying from this pandemic. Don't joke about it.
We just need to reverse-engineer a cure from the delicious power of Hostess Fruit Pies!
THE COSMIC CUBE CAN DO ANYTHING.
Can it beat Pilo in the Contest of Champions?
THE COSMIC CUBE CAN DO ALMOST ANYTHING.
What is Pilo IS the Cosmic Cube's original form?
I mean, Pilo got to let someone else win once...
Go team Pilo!
Moulds and slimes from old school D&D were no joke, man. There was stuff that could dismember you, freeze you, eat your treasure, eat YOU... moulds and slimes.
Didn't most of them prevent resurrection too?
@@Ryu1ify Some of them, because except for True Resurrection, you needed the body.
@@aaronbourque5494 Wasn't true res not a thing, since cleric spells only went up to 7th level?
@@Ryu1ify Enh. Spell levels were ... disproportionate in early editions. A 7th level cleric spell wasn't necessarily weaker than a 9th level magic user spell...
@@aaronbourque5494 Yes, but true res is 9th level; 7th is only normal resurrection. Unless normal res used to work like true res, it still needs some remains
> Krypto is an animal. Krypto is a living thing that is not a plant.
Fungi: Am I nothing to you?
Protists, Bacteria, and Archaea: _the betrayal!_
4:20 “Tremble in fear as you realise that Yellow Mold is not covered by your landlord’s lease agreement and you shall suffer extreme embarrassment at your next dinner party”
No no no, let him go right.
ProJared!
"they roll a critical one and fail to open the door"
But did they waste 3 spells and cause damage to themselves trying to open it?
Duh
Fire ball
THE COSMIC CUBE CAN DO ANYTHING
That explains why we finally got a live-action Transformers movie not directed by Michael Bay.
In defense of the D&D ad, the Material Component of the "Hold" series of spells has always been short straight pieces of iron. A nail totally makes sense.
Can it undo "One More Day"?
The Cosmic Cube can do anything
Can I get high schoolers to stop being stupid?
THE COSMIC CUBE CAN DO ANYTHING!
Can it tell us when the next history of power rangers is coming out?
The Cosmic Cube can do anything.
Can it see why kids love the great taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
The Cosmic Cube can do anything.
EDIT: And that's what I get when I don't watch the video first and just react to a comment chain.
CrowTR0bot
But can it give battlestar galactica a good conclusion?
The cosmic cube can do anything.
Can it make EA stop ruining BioWare?
THE COSMIC CUBE CAN DO ANYTHING
"the cosmic cube can do anything!"
"Can it be part of the 599th episode of Atop the fourth wall?"
"The cosmic cube can if you get in touch with its legal team and PR firm!"
I'll be honest, the only thing that made me do a double take was the giant goose.
If the cosmic cube can do anything, can it take pictures of the giant goose?
The Cosmic Cube Can Do Anything
"Can it make Marvel go a year without event comics?"
The Cosmic Cube Can Do Almost Anything
Actually yes, it can, and you can see it do so in this new event comic from Marvel!
@@roguishpaladin then they can perish in Hell.
Cont.: Maybe the momentary collapse should be enough.
Atleast DC attempts to space out their event comics
I like how in the D&D comic they list the role each character has in the party but one of them is just “the elf”.
In old school Basic D&D, "Elf" actually was a class in and of itself. You weren't an Elven Thief, or an Elven Wizard, you were just an Elf (which functioned like Fighter/Magic-User hybrids with certain bonus abilities.)
Muffin Boy McGee it’s still pretty funny without that context
“Krypto is an animal.” That’s a weird way to spell “good boi.”
Oh hai, Super Doggy.
THE COSMIC CUBE CAN DO ANYTHING.
But does it come with a Mr. T trading card?
The cosmic cube just ain't cool enough for that dude.
"The Cosmic Cube can do anything!"
Can it bring back the original Teen Titans cartoon with a new season?
SudokuBrony
The cosmic cube can do ALMOST anything.
Can the cosmic cube delete my student loan debt?
"The cosmic cube...will have to get back to you on that."
THE COSMIC CUBE CAN DO ANYTHING!!!
Linkara: Can it erase One More Day from existence?
THE COSMIC CUBE CAN DO... ALMOST ANYTHING!!!
The cosmic cube _can_ do anything, but sometimes it just wants us to suffer.
Guys,
I'm not sure if the Cosmic Cube can do anything
Nah, it's basically worthless.
The Cosmic Cube was adapted into The Tesseract/Space Stone in the MCU.
It has only 1 use make portals to any place the user wants.
HYDRA took the energy of The Tesseract to make laser guns in WW2 which isn't its intended use.
Balsphemy.
*the cosmic cube can’t do anything
The Cosmic Cube can do anything.
Me: Can it turn Frank Miller back into a good writer who's not racist and bigoted?
The Cosmic Cube can do almost anything.
It’s my headcanon that post-Sin City, Frank Miller got possessed by Parallax. Instead of trying to reset the universe to fit his image, he is trying to demolish his own career
@@undead923 If Parallax was real, that would make a lot of sense. It could also apply to just about any other creator who was once beloved only to become an asshole and gain a bad reputation.
In the D&D ad, the fighter looks like he's wearing Magneto's helmet, and the magic user looks like Obi-Wan Kenobi from the Original Star Wars Trilogy.
*THE COSMIC CUBE CAN DO ANYTHING.* But can it cure COVID-19?
6:37- No it won't, but it WOULD be a nice reference for a scene in an Avengers movie (wink wink).
9:55- Somewhere in Texas, Angry Joe is laughing his ass off to that joke, because he knows they done fucked it up.
A question to Lex Luthor: *HOW DID YOU GET INTO SPACE?!?!?!*
Comic: The Cosmic Cube can do _anything!_
Linkara: But does it know what _love_ is? D:
Cosmic Cube: .... _(sniffles)_ No...
_(cue sad violin)_
Comic: The Cosmic Cube Can Do Anything.
Me: Can it tell me what the question of Life, The Universe, and Everything is that we already know the answer is 42?
"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable...
There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
@@andrewmihovich4252
Somehow, I find that unlikely.
5:07 that line is made 100 times better by Linkara cuddling the kitty!
the worst part is that he's right about mould being one of the deadliest things in D&D
Yellow Slime man, the worst.
I’ll take your word for it.
Given that one of the most iconic and deadliest D&D creatures is a giant death cube of Jello, yeah I can believe mould can be just as deadly.
He's also accurate about the charm just being an ordinary nail. The material component for Hold Monster in 1st edition is a metal bar, which the rules state can be the size of a three-penny nail.
Ah, but pudding's even more dangerous than mold is.
"Everyone had cameras to take pictures of the giant goose."
That expression. I'm dying.
No joke, I could watch an entire episode of Atop the Fourth Wall that’s just Linkara making jokes of “THE COSMIC CUBE CAN DO ANYTHING!!!”
Now, now Linkara be fair. I CAN tell you how Jellow Man got into space. That doesn't mean it WILL tell you.
The Cosmic Cube Can Do Anything skit was by far MY FAVORITE that Linkara has pulled off. It was comedy gold
After the Cosmic Cube fished the Twinky, it got tired of Red Skull bossing it around and sent him to a distant planet where he'd be forced to forever guard one of the six Infinity Twinkies of which he cannot ever poses himself because he loves nothing.
8:40 Don't you know, Linkara? Like Huey Lewis said, it's HIP to be square!
Jonathan Ellis
Just ask Jason Bateman.
I like how every Hostess ad one-ups the other in ridiculousness. Feeding THE COSMIC CUBE twinkies is something I never thought I'd see.
I dare the Cosmic Cube to bring back Bionicle for a successful G3.
Given the propensity of the Marvel Hostess ads, especially the Spider-Man ones, it does make me wonder if the Spider-Verse comic event series has ever been considered for review or if it has been voted to be looked at for Event Comics Month 3 by the Patrons, especially given that the Spider-Verse movie has gotten people more aware of the name.
I mainly ask since a Hostess Spider-Man of sorts does show up in the event itself and, well, let’s just say that Hostess isn’t the solution to certain problems...
Here we go, Comic Book Quickies! Bring the hostess snacks and milk, and try not to think to hard.
I actually had Twinkies in the house, so I was good to go. I had ot eat it conventionally instead of sucking the filling out with my powers over space and time, though.
The Cosmic Cube can do anything.
Me: Can it make Linkara do more of this as a thing for the end credits of Comic Book Quickies?
THE COSMIC CUBE CAN DO ANYTHING.
(THOUGH IT’S LATE A LOT OF THE TIME.)
All I learned today was that the Cosmic Cube can do anything..except make it’s own confectionaries and that Linkara knows his D & D and that is great.
My favorite segment of the entire youtube series: Comic Book Quickies, if only for the sheer insanity it delivers.
"The Cosmic Cube can do anything!" Can it actually undo Peter and Mary Jane's deal with Mephisto?
Thomas Sandoval
THE COSMIC CUBE CAN DO ALMOST ANYTHING!
It can but sometimes it gives in to it's sadistic streak and doesn't
The cosmic cube can do anything.
Can it tell us who Father Time looks like?
The cosmic cube can do almost anything.
Hittin ya with an old one.
The cosmic cube can do anything.
"Can it make EA a good company?"
The cosmic cube can do almost anything.
It can't work miracles.
*The Cosmic Cube can do anything!*
Me: Can it make a D&D style Mobile game based on Marvel Characters?
@@idongesitusen5764 yeah its called let me tell you about RAID SHADOW LEGENDS! oh wait XD
There are even limits to the cosmic cube
I love the cosmic cube gag! I hope it becomes a regular gag!
"The Cosmic Cube Can Do Anything"
Linkara: can it make Nick Spencer be a better writer?
"No....but his spider-man run is not bad tbh...The Cosmic Cube can Almost do anything!!"
Then the cosmic cube is pathetic; its power only limited to the writers and editors (mostly the latter). I get the joke, but I'm jaded by the crappy decisions of Marvel.
The Cosmic Cube can do anything.
Spiderman Fans: Can it undo One More Day?
The Cosmic Cube can do almost anything.
Can it also undo Avengers #200?
I'd settle for actually undoing Nazi Cap, instead of creating a brand new Cap, and pretending it is the real one.
@@alexandreturcotte6411 Disney is going to be lucky if they aren't bought out by Jan. 2021. They paid too much for park expansions and FOX, and haven't had time to recoup those expenses, and now they are losing millions a day, and their stocks are plummeting.
Lynn Green
Why does Disney not just sell back fox but keep the marvel stuff?
(Kinda like what Ted turner did with MGM)
“The Cosmic Cube can do anything!”
Can it restore Frank Miller’s sanity?
“The Cosmic Cube can do almost anything!”
WOW! A Yakuza reference. Didn't expect that!
5:03
The cosmic cube can do anything.
Can it become a running gag, funny moment, and/or meme because of popular demand?
Everyone: Yes.
“So what have we learnt today?”
Well that space is apparently ‘home of the stars’, which is strange because that usually the description for Hollywood
I like that the D&D comic did that spell right. Freezing a monster like that would be the spell Hold Monster and the material to cast the spell is a “small, straight piece of iron” so a nail would work perfectly for that.
I could use a Twinkie after the quarantine is over.
williamhowe1 I am so getting a chimichanga after this is over
_"Let's do the time warp agaaaaaiiinn!"_
They may be tripping on the Triple Flip, but I'm tripping on nostalgia!
The cosmic cube gag was honestly my favorite AT4W gag in a good while. X-D
“THE COSMIC CUBE CAN DO ANYTHING”
Can it give Captain Marvel his name back?
Can it bring Captain Mar-Vell back from the dead?
Can it make Carol Danvers a good character again?
Yes but only if it’s not in the title of his books.
You know when I saw the thumbnail I thought red skull was gonna give up for some hostess products which reminds me of a time when Red Skull is in a cell eating as he then comments to Cap this "Quite the country you have built. Here is sit, a war criminal, eating better than most American workers three times a day. Is this what you call 'the American dream'?"
Now that quote would be so hilarious if the ending was that he gave up for a hostess product
Reaper Productions
Not too bad an idea.
"Truly the greatest enemy in D&D! Mold!"
I mean if you've ever had a party wipe at Zuggtmoy, sounds about right.
Missed opportunity to have Skull mutter “Hey, where’s the cream filling?” While punch-drunk
I see a top 15 list in his future...
The cosmic cube can do anything!
Can it be recognized as the best joke in the next top 15 for best jokes of AT4W?
You make the call!
This pandemic couldn't get any worse
Temlins: "Due to circumstances, the Contest of Champions will be put on hold.
NOOOOO
"The Cosmic Cube can *do* anything."
Linkara proceeds to question what *information* it has access to as though the Cosmic Cube *KNOWS* everything.
The Cosmic Cube sounds like Homer Simpson.
"...Mmmm... Delicious golden sponge cake."
(Hovers over the Twinkie)
"Mmmm... Creamed filling too..."
Valerius: "What do you mean you sold your charm wizard?!!"
Indel: "No need to fear, I'll use my decoder ring to commune with the foul beast!"
............
Valerius: "Well elf, what's it saying?"
Indel: "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine?"
Comic: The Cosmic Cube can do anything!
Me: Can it develop a cure for cancer, alzheimer's and the coronavirus all in one?
Dangeresque the Third
The cosmic cube can do anything!
No, but it can cure male pattern baldness, and ED in the elderly.
Lynn Green
Close enough.
Better than nothing I suppose
@@kronemerj
Yup.
Twinkies, the TRUE Cosmic Force that binds the Galaxy together.
“The Cosmic Cube can do anything.”
Does it rival the Crystal Coconut?
Note: The Cosmic Cube can do anything.
Can it pad out a segment of Comic Book Quickies on AT4W?
Note: The Cosmic Cube can do anything.
The cosmic cube can do anything
Can it tell me when’s the next history of power rangers
The cosmic cube can do almost anything
Ah yes, the three classes.
Fighter
Magic-User
Elf.
That cover art makes me laugh, imagining red skull cowering before a twinkie
That Cosmic Cube segment was like a reverse Klondike Bar commercial.
"THE COSMIC CUBE CAN DO ANYTHING!"
Can it make the rumored Obi-Wan movie come to be?
One fantastic joke after another. Great episode.
The Cosmic Cube can do anything
Can it make Gundam 0079 reamke?
The Cosmic Cube can do almost anything
I'm so thankful that during these strange times we live in right now, You can still bring us new content!! Love this show, Cannot wait to see what the 600th episode is gonna bring us!!
Is it weird that this is one of my favorite episodes already? I feel like you're just on point in this one and every joke is killing me.
The main takeaway from this episode is that *THE COSMIC CUBE CAN DO ANYTHING.*
THE COSMIC CUBE CAN DO ANYTHING.
Can it tell me why we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
THE COSMIC CUBE IS CONFUSED
We are going to get so much mileage out of that Cosmic Cube joke come July and Event Comics Month.
On a related note, nice call forward with that joke about a certain very terrible event.
“The cosmic cube can do anything”
Can it stop Linkara from going on and on?
The cosmic cube can do anything
The cosmic cube finds that not a big deal.
Can it make Fido not be run over anymore?
You know, just once I'd like a mainstream comic to have the balls to have Hostess confectionary defeat the villain in a canon story.
The cosmic cube can do anything:
Can it help me move a couch?
Jeez, it's like the jokes are writing themselves in this one.
Also, Linkara holding his cat while asking "But does it know what love is" is just perfect.
"Can the cosmic cube tell us when the story segments are resuming?" Good question! I have good money riding on Pilo making the semifinals!
The Cosmic Cube can do anything.
Me: Can it give Farscape a proper fifth season?
The Cosmic Cube can do anything.
Me: Can it finish A Song of Ice and Fire?
The Cosmic Cube can do anything.
Me: Can it cure my diabetes?
The Cosmic Cube doesn't care.
The Cosmic Cube can do anything.
Can it bring Rick May back from the dead?
2:26 "Uh guys, I think we misheard Indel's name. He keeps going on about how 'the females' are inferior and how Valerius is a chad..."
Thanks, Linkara, how I want the next Yakuza game to have a boss fight against a shark.
what did i learn from this video: the untitled goose was alive whenever that book was written
I always love these comic book quickies. Thanks for always being reliable, funny, and true to who you are. Going through a rough patch as we all are, but your videos have always cheered me up, for over a decade now lol
"The Cosmic Cube can do anything"
Can it do the time warp again?
“The Cosmic Cube can do anything!”
Can it explain why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
The Cosmic Cube can do almost anything.
"The Cosmic Cube can do anything!"
That includes creating a copy of a character, whose original is still alive in current time but had his past changed to push a message of "the current year", even though the message has been holding since the 2nd half of the last century, it seems.
I was really hoping when he said, can it remove content claims he would say “the cosmic cube cant do anything!”