Miscellaneous Myths: The Zodiac

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  • @italucenaz
    @italucenaz 4 роки тому +5627

    "There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no time travelling Goatman and goatfish"

    • @NIHIL_EGO
      @NIHIL_EGO 4 роки тому +114

      I wish that I had a goatman to hold me into his arms...
      I love you Tanngrisnir-sama.

    • @mangosorbet
      @mangosorbet 4 роки тому +77

      Yeee Megamind reference

    • @missria3739
      @missria3739 4 роки тому +16

      there is only*

    • @Chull-uk9td
      @Chull-uk9td 4 роки тому +9

      LIER

    • @bees___
      @bees___ 3 роки тому

      :]

  • @emilycrow8278
    @emilycrow8278 4 роки тому +7422

    Just saying, but staring up at the stars for hours and being left behind by a group without realizing is probably the most protagonist thing I can think of a kid doing.

    • @playskahoot
      @playskahoot 4 роки тому +385

      Truuuuee there's always that one character that's like "and the wonderful, shining glory.. I couldn't tear my eyes away, though I knew I must look a fool" is like so typical and "ooh shiny" that I don't know how.I didn't think of this XD

    • @sadnessofwildgoats
      @sadnessofwildgoats 4 роки тому +322

      And that is why red is the main character and we are all just extras.

    • @ssun9074
      @ssun9074 4 роки тому +185

      In this episode: Red discovers Star Magic

    • @playskahoot
      @playskahoot 4 роки тому +37

      @@ssun9074 very cool

    • @thevoiceinyourhead7215
      @thevoiceinyourhead7215 4 роки тому +73

      @@playskahoot our lives are the OSP-expanded-universe

  • @cthulhufhtagn2483
    @cthulhufhtagn2483 4 роки тому +2586

    "The _Mayan_ zodiac made Pisces a skeleton. Why can't you be more like the Mayans?"
    Red is the disapproving parent of world mythology and I love it.

    • @sanazmoshaver9073
      @sanazmoshaver9073 3 роки тому +44

      How great would it be to have a second channel where Red is actually the disapproving mythology parent?

  • @sailordarty9032
    @sailordarty9032 3 роки тому +4014

    "There is no time-traveling goat fish in Greek mythology."
    Well, my evening is ruined.

    • @coolhorselover234
      @coolhorselover234 2 роки тому +182

      There's a time-traveling doggo made by Hephaestus to guard baby Zeus. The dog is never mentioned to have time-traveling powers, but it makes sense in my mind.

    • @blackstar_e4399
      @blackstar_e4399 2 роки тому +85

      @@coolhorselover234 What if the doggo was the real goatfish all along!

    • @salem-01
      @salem-01 2 роки тому +68

      @@blackstar_e4399 the real time travelling goatfishes were the doggos we made along the way

    • @wren_.
      @wren_. 2 роки тому +30

      Is anyone here Greek? Just straight up make a new myth about the time traveling goat fish

    • @ariadniftd
      @ariadniftd 2 роки тому +12

      @@wren_.Will do -A greek

  • @intalcu5610
    @intalcu5610 4 роки тому +2731

    Plot twist: The time-traveling goat-fish removed itself from Greek Mythology so it can time travel without anyone realizing.
    We’re on to you, goat-fish. We’re on to you.

    • @thetwilightzone2403
      @thetwilightzone2403 4 роки тому +100

      No wonder why researchers haven't found anything about it

    • @bluehen9533
      @bluehen9533 4 роки тому +84

      What have u done you've angered him his fury has no bounds. Its just a matter of time before he comes raining hellfire destroying cities with his goatish hell spawn even the gods fear and you've angered him don't run don't hide accept your fate and open your arms to his righteous fury.

    • @pigeonspigeonspigeons
      @pigeonspigeonspigeons 4 роки тому +28

      Goat fish finna pull a goat simulator on us 😱

    • @Mark_Goddin
      @Mark_Goddin 4 роки тому +20

      As a goat fish, I can confirm.

    • @marocat4749
      @marocat4749 4 роки тому +11

      @@pigeonspigeonspigeons That was a sign of the goatih, he gained influence.
      No red mustnt anger the goatfish!

  • @Forwantofaname
    @Forwantofaname 4 роки тому +12117

    Red losing her mind over the time travelling goatfish was a blessing.

    • @TheBrainSpecialist
      @TheBrainSpecialist 4 роки тому +399

      The goatfish is a lie!
      Source: I am a goatfish

    • @famoladejo3655
      @famoladejo3655 4 роки тому +196

      plot twist red is the goatfish

    • @mrclueuin
      @mrclueuin 4 роки тому +91

      I am a Goatfish! Capricorn here! ✋♑🐐🐟

    • @justingoucher2155
      @justingoucher2155 4 роки тому +78

      WHERE ARE YOU GOATMAN???

    • @somedragonbastard
      @somedragonbastard 4 роки тому +74

      This story seems highly unlikely to be true.
      But God do I wish it was.

  • @taylor_green_9
    @taylor_green_9 4 роки тому +2291

    I love how Red's horoscope is just a bunch of warnings against tropes

    • @wattsactingdoc
      @wattsactingdoc 4 роки тому +46

      Moral of the video

    • @abigailbrinkmann3853
      @abigailbrinkmann3853 4 роки тому +93

      Same, I just heard Chekhov's Gun and cackled

    • @Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement
      @Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement 4 роки тому +56

      That would be the joke. Every horoscope is essentially the same, with slight variances in word choice and sentence structure/composition.

    • @Reishadowen
      @Reishadowen 4 роки тому +72

      Stick to what you know, I suppose.
      Also, that last one as Red faded out, (from the captions) appeared to be "If you're two weeks away from retirement, for God's sakes, keep it to yourself."

    • @marcomarquez1524
      @marcomarquez1524 4 роки тому +3

      @@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement lmao I find so funny that you make a general assumption from a small sample , and said assumption is to make fun of what you just did 😂

  • @paradoxlaboratories8005
    @paradoxlaboratories8005 3 роки тому +4146

    I love the fact that “the infamous boob incident” is actually an important part of a real myth involving infant Heracles.

    • @ryancarrell3186
      @ryancarrell3186 2 роки тому +63

      I desperately need the context for that one

    • @bobthegamingtaco6073
      @bobthegamingtaco6073 2 роки тому +379

      @@ryancarrell3186 basically, heracles is found abandoned, hera takes pity on the baby (the only time she will ever pity Heracles) and breastfeeds the baby. However, heracles jaw is super strong and he bites her, causing Hera to pull back and goddess boob juice to spill across the sky, creating the Milky Way (hence the "Milk" part)

    • @MrFelblood
      @MrFelblood 2 роки тому +217

      @@bobthegamingtaco6073Well, Zeus "finds" his illegitimate son, adopts him, and names him after his wife Hera, to appease her pride. Hera accepts Heracles as her son and nurses him, giving him his super strength beyond even that of typical demigods. The incident occurs. When Hera finds out that he is Zeus' son, and that Zeus literally tricked her into raising the baby he had with another woman, she vows to make Heracles life a living Tartarus, in order to get back at Zeus. Any time he steps out of line, she slaps him with impossible tasks as punishment. It's always the kids who suffer in these broken relationships.

    • @davidpeterson5647
      @davidpeterson5647 2 роки тому +106

      Funny how some people are reading all this on their Samsung Galaxy devices, AKA "space tits."

    • @shriya9925
      @shriya9925 Рік тому +15

      tbh that could also apply to krishna

  • @beedoesthings8037
    @beedoesthings8037 4 роки тому +1000

    Little Red staring up at the stars looks like a child discovering their magical protagonist powers

    • @Erik-pu4mj
      @Erik-pu4mj 4 роки тому +9

      YES

    • @CthulhusDream
      @CthulhusDream 4 роки тому +37

      Whose to say that's not what happened?

    • @todddempsey1277
      @todddempsey1277 4 роки тому +16

      Well the cosmos is so vast that just staring at it is enough to give someone an existential crisis or drive them into madness.

    • @ChesireWaltz
      @ChesireWaltz 4 роки тому +23

      It is what happened! It's when her bard powers settled in.

    • @EvilRaccoonDM
      @EvilRaccoonDM 4 роки тому +14

      @@todddempsey1277 HP Lovecraft would like to know your location

  • @jovindsouza3407
    @jovindsouza3407 3 роки тому +3169

    Why is no one talking about Red's absolutely breathtaking constellation art?

    • @ew6483
      @ew6483 3 роки тому +63

      Not sure where to ask, but this seems like a good comment to hijack: are the symbols beneath the constellations their names in Babylonian (or another language)? Do they say something specific?
      Also, I agree - Red's art is stunning!

    • @leminjapan
      @leminjapan 3 роки тому +27

      @@ew6483 yes.

    • @Alice-gr1kb
      @Alice-gr1kb 3 роки тому +32

      @@ew6483 yeah the writing under them are their names in Akkadian

    • @ew6483
      @ew6483 3 роки тому +9

      @@Alice-gr1kb Thank you :)

    • @TheEepyMagi
      @TheEepyMagi 3 роки тому +24

      Also the way she drew lil kid Red in the oversized fluffy parka is so adorable

  • @Eramiserasmus
    @Eramiserasmus 4 роки тому +2321

    Little Red seeing the stars away from city lights is so pure.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 роки тому +2

      I am the funniest UA-camr of all time I watched my latest video and laughed for 69 minutes straight I am extremely funny I am dangerously funny and I have two girlfriends who think I am extremely dangerously funny and they watch all of my videos thanks for listening dear era

    • @Thedegu
      @Thedegu 4 роки тому +50

      When I was younger I lived in a very rural area, on some property. And during this time my family invited a group of girls to stay the night at our house; they were a part of a traveling choir from inner Houston Texas.
      My mom had activities(tm) planned but after dark they went out to do said activities, but all just stopped and looked at the stars. So instead of a bonfire and games we just took all of the blankets out of the house and laid them in the back yard. And until probably close to midnight or beyond, a dozen or so teenage girls laid out in our yard and stargazed.
      I really took the stars for granted until that moment, and I dearly miss them whenever I cant see them.

    • @courtz6722
      @courtz6722 4 роки тому +12

      I pretty much has that response to seeing the star the first time I went on camp. The camp leaders took us out into the bush to look at the stars. Everyone else couldn't care less. However, I sat there in complete awe over the number of stars I could see. I stared and stared until I couldn't heard what the camp leaders were saying. It was amazing to stare that them. I still have moments when I just stare at them and get lost in time for a little while.

    • @AspienPadda
      @AspienPadda 4 роки тому +14

      Not you again @@AxxLAfriku why are you always so hysterically creepy?

    • @HopeRock425
      @HopeRock425 4 роки тому +1

      @@AspienPadda I see him like everywhere, I don't get why.

  • @keyboardegg931
    @keyboardegg931 3 роки тому +822

    "I am 85% sure that there is no time travelling goatfish in Greek mythology" is probably my favorite OSP quote yet.

    • @b2bsilliness468
      @b2bsilliness468 Рік тому +6

      Sameeee
      Imagine the out-of-context potential it have ✨

    • @SakuraMoonflower
      @SakuraMoonflower Рік тому +3

      16:10 perfect lol

    • @Hadeopelago
      @Hadeopelago 9 місяців тому

      What about “Me and the stars go way back!”

  • @keetongu9511
    @keetongu9511 4 роки тому +8979

    Okay tiny Red in an oversized jacket is officially the cutest

  • @TheSpencermacdougall
    @TheSpencermacdougall 4 роки тому +8416

    When you were a child stargazing, did you happen to see "Colours-unlike-any-seen-on-earth"?

  • @person14876
    @person14876 4 роки тому +7190

    Hey we’re getting some red backstory

  • @jamesoconnor5800
    @jamesoconnor5800 3 роки тому +2252

    I love how I'm so accustomed to Red's art style as meaning "ancient history/mythos" that the anecdote at the start comes across as some intriguing legend instead of midwest stargazing

  • @aaravos4371
    @aaravos4371 4 роки тому +2311

    Red is basically the headstrong curious shounen anime main character.
    Red: "Agh! My Hubris!"

    • @tobyharrison4702
      @tobyharrison4702 4 роки тому +63

      Yeah it’s no wonder she quite likes those characters

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 4 роки тому +69

      She's even got the hubris.

    • @aaravos4371
      @aaravos4371 4 роки тому +63

      @@merrittanimation7721 "Agh. My Hubris!"

    • @tronell4846
      @tronell4846 4 роки тому +42

      How ironic. A person who talks about tropes ends up falling victim to them.

    • @taishoukinjiro
      @taishoukinjiro 4 роки тому +13

      Knights of the Zodiac?

  • @randomknowledgeperson2872
    @randomknowledgeperson2872 4 роки тому +915

    “And next we have the goatfish. Half goat, half fish, all Goatfish.”
    No no, she got a point

    • @Minihood31770
      @Minihood31770 4 роки тому +14

      Bare with me here... time travelling goatfish.

    • @jorgepeterbarton
      @jorgepeterbarton 2 роки тому

      Travels through time bu tmust be kept suspended half in water, half on grass or it will drown.

  • @shadedway5277
    @shadedway5277 4 роки тому +921

    Red: "There was no Goatman..."
    Shane Madej "I'VE BEEN TELLING PEOPLE THAT FOR *YEARS*"

    • @misskate3815
      @misskate3815 4 роки тому +22

      Crossover, nice.

    • @carlosroo5460
      @carlosroo5460 4 роки тому +14

      Me: "Yeah, but we actually care about what Red has to say."

    • @acehealer4212
      @acehealer4212 4 роки тому +48

      “I disrespect your mythological significance, goatman!”

    • @kellyhh2519
      @kellyhh2519 4 роки тому +29

      "this is my Zodiac now! Fuck you, Goatman!"

    • @beyblademoses5379
      @beyblademoses5379 4 роки тому +5

      By the power invested in me I officially elevate this comment to legendary status.

  • @mikkosimonen
    @mikkosimonen 3 роки тому +2173

    Twins having different fathers is one of those things you'd think was just mythological nonsense, but apparently it's entirely possible for fraternal twins.

    • @levimarine8239
      @levimarine8239 3 роки тому +227

      Yep, tho it's far more rare than mythology would have you think

    • @phastinemoon
      @phastinemoon 2 роки тому +108

      I’d argue that, technically, that makes them NOT twins, but that’s a taxonomical discussion that probably NONE of us are qualified to settle.

    • @demonzabrak
      @demonzabrak 2 роки тому +285

      @@phastinemoon it’s actually an etymological discussion, and many people are qualified to settle it, including me.
      Twins is literally just “two things made together.” We have separated it into fraternal twins and maternal twins, to denote the typing because the “twin” descriptor has no input on specific parentage mechanics.
      Technically, twins apply to anything made in a pair. Shoes that go together and were made together are also twins (linguistically) even if they belong to different sides feet.
      Soooo… the more you know? I didn’t plan an exit to this post, maybe I should jus-

    • @AskMia411
      @AskMia411 2 роки тому +99

      It’s also apparently a very common thing in dogs, puppies from the same litter can have different fathers and end up looking wildly different from each other, which is pretty neat

    • @phastinemoon
      @phastinemoon 2 роки тому +47

      @@demonzabrak I mean, language is
      made up, anyway.
      I’m thinking of the definition used in medical terms - two children who have the same birthdate AND the same set of parents. We have the distinction between identical and fraternal twins, depending on how the egg/sperm mechanics worked. But if either of them had different fathers, they’re not considered twins.

  •  3 роки тому +4465

    The time-traveling goatfish has obviously traveled back in time and erased the original myths about its creation so its time-traveling enemies couldn't go back in time and negate its existence. Duh.

    • @nealsheridan7175
      @nealsheridan7175 3 роки тому +145

      Mystery solved, give that man a gold star

    • @Klaaism
      @Klaaism 3 роки тому +175

      The greatest trick the time-traveling goat fish ever pulled was convincing people it never existed.

    • @friendlystoryphantom2043
      @friendlystoryphantom2043 3 роки тому +49

      This only makes me respect the Goatfish even more. I may be represented by a literal Chimera, but that will never be as cool as time travel

    • @notesmaker204
      @notesmaker204 3 роки тому +21

      * Bites the dust theme starts*

    • @friendlystoryphantom2043
      @friendlystoryphantom2043 3 роки тому +8

      @@notesmaker204 *Vibing to it*

  • @Alexander_the_Alright
    @Alexander_the_Alright 4 роки тому +570

    "The infamous boob incident"
    This is what I will forever call this tale. No other title can do it justice.

    • @maddiepaddy2608
      @maddiepaddy2608 4 роки тому +22

      TIT-le

    • @todddempsey1277
      @todddempsey1277 4 роки тому +19

      The Milky Hera incident.

    • @wattsactingdoc
      @wattsactingdoc 4 роки тому +43

      "How'd all those bright things get up there?"
      "Boobs."
      -Ancient Greece

    • @gnarthdarkanen7464
      @gnarthdarkanen7464 4 роки тому +2

      One thing about it... I'm going to enjoy the parental meltdown the very next time someone asks me why they call it the "Milky Way"... ;o)

  • @no_enerji
    @no_enerji 3 роки тому +5471

    “Me and the stars go way back” sounds so much like something an immortal would say. Wait, hold on-

    • @jadeuwu9860
      @jadeuwu9860 3 роки тому +141

      hol' up

    • @austintrigloff9562
      @austintrigloff9562 3 роки тому +332

      Red is a immortal mythologist confirmed

    • @malarkeylaboratories3658
      @malarkeylaboratories3658 3 роки тому +49

      go a few comments down it's there

    • @d.laveyyy
      @d.laveyyy 3 роки тому +179

      ngl ive never been able to picture red as an actual human, just a balanced knowing entity that knows the gods and myths thru the equivalent of "oh yeah i went to school with that kid, he was 3 years my senior" or "i was absent that day but i heard all about it from the primary source"

    • @Jono997
      @Jono997 2 роки тому +79

      @@austintrigloff9562 This would mean she also has the ability to either control or pause her age, thus explaining how she was able to blend in with a bunch of schoolkids for the star incident. Though, of course, she could have localised it for us, a far more modern audience.

  • @o.k.productions5202
    @o.k.productions5202 3 роки тому +752

    The lack of stars in the city is actually really trippy for county kids, it’s seriously unnerving and gives me a headache looking for them.

    • @bluesbest1
      @bluesbest1 2 роки тому +67

      It's a "Why is the sky one color" feeling, right?

    • @animuz2424
      @animuz2424 2 роки тому +52

      As a city kid this is one of the reasons I can’t wait to hangout in the country. It’s wondrous to see all the stars and even the outline of the Milky Way.

    • @someone8240
      @someone8240 2 роки тому +35

      Wanna find a star?
      Look in the mirror

    • @nicomoist5336
      @nicomoist5336 2 роки тому +5

      it literally does
      it makes me sad lmao

    • @desireemoore7463
      @desireemoore7463 2 роки тому +23

      I agree. I live in a small town and while it's not really out in the country u can generally see most of the stars at night and I've always loved 2 stargaze. My family went to D.C. when I was 11 & it was a major culture shock not bein able 2 see all the stars. I still don't know how people live w/o such beauty.

  • @nobledamask
    @nobledamask 4 роки тому +980

    Clearly Pricus's time meddling erased the primary source of his myth.

    • @hellocentral5551
      @hellocentral5551 4 роки тому +38

      You sound like a man who is familiar with the temporally mobile.

    • @jmassagetherapist6773
      @jmassagetherapist6773 4 роки тому +1

      @@hellocentral5551 what?

    • @hellocentral5551
      @hellocentral5551 4 роки тому +3

      @@jmassagetherapist6773 Time is moving, you being dragged along with it. Not everyone is.

    • @vaclavjebavy5118
      @vaclavjebavy5118 4 роки тому +3

      @@hellocentral5551 we call those temporally challenged

    • @hellocentral5551
      @hellocentral5551 4 роки тому

      @@vaclavjebavy5118 And who is "we". I would love to get in touch. Name a time and place. ;)

  • @ChrisKnowles1170
    @ChrisKnowles1170 4 роки тому +1286

    Red: "You try justifying a goat fish"
    Some guy in the 70s: "My mission is clear."

    • @riarising8630
      @riarising8630 3 роки тому +12

      Underappreciated comment

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 3 роки тому

      🤣

    • @AlexiaSmith96
      @AlexiaSmith96 3 роки тому +2

      @Gemmariah Beadle Holy cow....I mean goat fish.

    • @Starlight-rb3sp
      @Starlight-rb3sp 3 роки тому +2

      @Gemmariah Beadle WELL EXCUSE ME! Proud goat-fish here

    • @Starlight-rb3sp
      @Starlight-rb3sp 3 роки тому

      @Gemmariah Beadle WHEN AND WHERE??

  • @floffy2695
    @floffy2695 4 роки тому +5596

    Mythology is cool and all but TINY RED TINY RED TINY RED

    • @Valery0p5
      @Valery0p5 4 роки тому +78

      Why did I read this as tiny nerd? 😅

    • @ind0266
      @ind0266 4 роки тому +99

      TINY RED! CUTE RED

    • @sennalecturavt
      @sennalecturavt 4 роки тому +16

      Yes.

    • @alienz8641
      @alienz8641 4 роки тому +17

      Floffy I completely agree!

    • @P0nyl0ve
      @P0nyl0ve 4 роки тому +23

      I was just about to comment how cute tiny red looked!

  • @paullizzard414
    @paullizzard414 Рік тому +207

    fun fact: the orphic hymn to Heracles has the line: "your twelve deeds of valor stretch from east to west"
    so reds astronomical interpretation of Heracles' story sees legit

  • @macoy3943
    @macoy3943 4 роки тому +413

    “you try justifying the goatfish“
    This is the exact type of question that led to fake stories about a time traveling goat-man

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 4 роки тому +18

      Time-traveling goat fish-man: Would like a word or two with you - now or later will do.

  • @leakinbrolly2379
    @leakinbrolly2379 4 роки тому +1441

    The Babylonians- Libra represents the scales of justice, the sacred foundations upon which society itself is made!!
    The Egyptians- lol it a boat

    • @shinsenshogun900
      @shinsenshogun900 4 роки тому +57

      Maybe not just a boat, but Ra's Boat

    • @life_got_real_boring1482
      @life_got_real_boring1482 4 роки тому +29

      It's always either a snake or a boat

    • @dyefield2712
      @dyefield2712 4 роки тому +47

      To be fair, water-travel would have been a major concern for them.

    • @jerryeverest7098
      @jerryeverest7098 4 роки тому +19

      I was not prepared for the lol its a boat thing and startled myself with my sudden laughter

    • @beccaraines2259
      @beccaraines2259 4 роки тому +11

      Well to be fair boats are very important in Egyptian mythology

  • @reterbid6215
    @reterbid6215 4 роки тому +697

    "yo, ted, what are those two stars up there surrounded by nothing else?"
    "clearly it's a giant banquette held by the king of the gods celebrating his third son's half brother's nephew's second cousin's aunt's son-from-a-previous-husband's birthday! obviously!"

    • @PlatinumAltaria
      @PlatinumAltaria 4 роки тому +40

      Easy explanation: "Those stars are God X and God Y meeting." 300 retellings later: "So anyway literally everyone was there."

    • @mintyfresh2357
      @mintyfresh2357 4 роки тому

      Lmao

    • @grfrjiglstan
      @grfrjiglstan 4 роки тому +1

      "Excellent!" _air guitar_

  • @dragontamer1012
    @dragontamer1012 3 роки тому +814

    As a Capricorn, the time you spent ranting about how there is no Greek source for Capricorn filled me with a strange joy.

    • @Mwothyman
      @Mwothyman 3 роки тому +70

      I mean, Capricorn is literally mermaid goat. Just- mermaid goat. Let the sea goat vibe

    • @thien0300
      @thien0300 2 роки тому +48

      All the other one are either cool animal or god/goddess, and then there's the Goat fish, it just there, for no reason, it have 0 lore on it, no one know what it was or why it was there, and it just there lmao.

    • @stevenandrewchua542
      @stevenandrewchua542 2 роки тому +27

      As a fellow Capricorn, I agree

    • @jamianreed
      @jamianreed Рік тому +4

      Capricorn is based on Mesopotamian Enki pre-dating Greeks.

    • @hostomelhorsehoarder
      @hostomelhorsehoarder Рік тому +1

      SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

  • @GrimmDelightsDice
    @GrimmDelightsDice 4 роки тому +2824

    I seriously want to hear you talk about the Chinese zodiac

    • @meekalmenors
      @meekalmenors 4 роки тому +231

      AND THE MAYAN ZODIAC!!! and the polynesian zodiac 😭😭

    • @fakename1799
      @fakename1799 4 роки тому +54

      I would like to know what exactly it means that I'm a wooden rooster

    • @arcrue5455
      @arcrue5455 4 роки тому +40

      @@fakename1799 wood is the element in which your connected toRooster is the animal of the zodiac Iin which year your born.

    • @fakename1799
      @fakename1799 4 роки тому +13

      @@arcrue5455 I know that much, but I need to know why the Frick the rooster constellation got his horns yanked from him

    • @alldayagain
      @alldayagain 4 роки тому +9

      Wasn't it a race?

  • @thisisasupersayin376
    @thisisasupersayin376 4 роки тому +4834

    Sometimes I forget that Red used to be a child who didn't know shit, and wasn't always a spirit of knowledge drifting infinitely through existence telling stories to wayward travelers

    • @phibu1285
      @phibu1285 4 роки тому +423

      As far as we know
      But maybe she is Odin

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 4 роки тому +93

      @@phibu1285 aestetics are way off tho

    • @IAmEvilTree
      @IAmEvilTree 4 роки тому +327

      I theorise she's Hestia. Red colour theme, fiery personality, asexual, it all makes sense.

    • @eleanormellor7905
      @eleanormellor7905 4 роки тому +259

      @@defensivekobra3873 did you forget she did say Odin would often disguise himself as "conspicuously NOT Odin?"

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 4 роки тому +132

      @@eleanormellor7905 yes but she meant that in like an ironic manner as in "look at this old bearded man in robes that totally isint odin"

  • @Nobodyknight123
    @Nobodyknight123 4 роки тому +575

    I think we can all agree Red's backstory about how she was looking up at the stars was adorable.
    Tiny, young Red was adorable. Is adorable.
    Red is still adorable. That is all.

    • @hannahparry5836
      @hannahparry5836 4 роки тому +7

      I went looking for this comment

    • @hellocentral5551
      @hellocentral5551 4 роки тому +16

      Nobody is going to shut up about Tiny Red for a while, and I know EXACTLY who that is going to tick off.

    • @WebofHope
      @WebofHope 4 роки тому +8

      @@hellocentral5551 Both Tiny Red AND Big Red!

    • @hellocentral5551
      @hellocentral5551 4 роки тому +3

      @@WebofHope YYYEP!

    • @Lunictd
      @Lunictd 4 роки тому +2

      @@maddie9602 Are we still punishing her for her Hubris?

  • @discordsmorgan2023
    @discordsmorgan2023 3 роки тому +1367

    *Red:* THERE IS NO GOATMAN INTERNET
    *Shane:* *It's my myth now, goatman.*

    • @iliveinatrashcan752
      @iliveinatrashcan752 3 роки тому +31

      ... You mean goatfish right?

    • @KawaiiPockyEater
      @KawaiiPockyEater 3 роки тому +60

      They will tell tales of ME, GOATMAN.

    • @nr6916
      @nr6916 2 роки тому +36

      Your bridge belongs to me now

    • @davidstark7151
      @davidstark7151 2 роки тому +18

      @@iliveinatrashcan752 it's still shane's myth now-

    • @PhoenixMoth
      @PhoenixMoth 11 місяців тому +1

      Hello Buzzfeed Fan

  • @caitiemoriarty
    @caitiemoriarty 4 роки тому +828

    “There was no goat man. There was never any goat man.”
    Red and Blue have been asking for our favorite quotes from the channel on twitter and I have a feeling that this submission would be too late, but it would deserve it. Im cry laughing at this.

    • @Silentbob1494
      @Silentbob1494 4 роки тому +19

      I think the bit that sold it was the accusation in her voice, lmao, like 'I WAS PROMISED A GOAT MAN, DAMMIT! I WAS LIED TO!!'

    • @ccvcharger
      @ccvcharger 4 роки тому +1

      This has easily become my favorite quote of all time.

    • @Devadas44
      @Devadas44 4 роки тому +3

      I'm not on twitter so please nominate "Lets get dome to buisness" or "Give a hoot, don't polute, it aml right there in the bible"

    • @irafayeb.casinillo4113
      @irafayeb.casinillo4113 4 роки тому

      *cries for Grover*

    • @griffingirl5805
      @griffingirl5805 4 роки тому +1

      It made me laugh so hard, she sounded so pissed

  • @justanotherchannelonyoutub126
    @justanotherchannelonyoutub126 4 роки тому +626

    What’s hilarious to me is that all of these ancient civilizations collectively looked up at the night sky one time and said “hey, let’s play connect-the-dots”

    • @noukan42
      @noukan42 4 роки тому +84

      They kinda had to for orientieering reasons. What is easier, to try and tell apart dots or to train yourself into seeing the goat fish?

    • @lunaguy1195
      @lunaguy1195 4 роки тому +41

      @@noukan42 It's true. if like you said they jut told apart the the dots they would have died or something.Also the ancient pepople playing conect the dots with the nifgt sky is hilarios.

    • @acehealer4212
      @acehealer4212 4 роки тому +23

      Our brains just like to organize things, I guess.

    • @the_demon_cat337
      @the_demon_cat337 4 роки тому +17

      Yeah humans are really good at pattern recognition I mean everyone has look at a house and seen a face at lest ones the fact that they did it with stars doesn’t surprise me to much

    • @YourArmsGone
      @YourArmsGone 4 роки тому +14

      @@noukan42 Well, a goat fish is a very hard thing to unsee.

  • @tzisorey
    @tzisorey 4 роки тому +1938

    "Ganymede: Unfortunately Zeus' type"
    Is.... is there anyone that's *_not_* Zeus' type?

    • @slook7094
      @slook7094 4 роки тому +142

      Ugly people.

    • @bradydavis3568
      @bradydavis3568 4 роки тому +36

      Hahahahahahaha. This deserved more love.

    • @Kenko706
      @Kenko706 4 роки тому +159

      That's not the question, really.
      The question is, is there anyTHING that's not Zeus' type. Because face it, this guy successfully seduces people as swans, cattle, and for all we know goatfish. I'm of the opinion he probably practiced first. On other swans, cattle and goatfish. Or maybe goats and fishes.
      And banks. He likely porked a bank to prep for the Shower of Gold stunt.
      And now my head hurts.

    • @danielledoeswhat
      @danielledoeswhat 4 роки тому +108

      Hera

    • @tzisorey
      @tzisorey 4 роки тому +41

      @@danielledoeswhat ....Fair point

  • @gamerwolf1720
    @gamerwolf1720 2 роки тому +278

    The idea that Aphrodite protected Eros by turning him into a fish and tying him to her while they swim is adorable to me 😅

    • @fall_tea8857
      @fall_tea8857 Рік тому +65

      “Mother, what the fuck are you doing”

  • @kortmann9
    @kortmann9 4 роки тому +882

    "...and there was no goat-man. There was never any goat-man."
    -Red

    • @CaptainFrost32
      @CaptainFrost32 4 роки тому +5

      until Saturday Night Live brought you Goatboy...

    • @giboi03
      @giboi03 4 роки тому +21

      What if the Zodiac Killer was a goat-man all along

    • @mr.e9502
      @mr.e9502 4 роки тому +11

      The Zodiac Killer was a satyr?

    • @Blu_Moon_VA
      @Blu_Moon_VA 4 роки тому +1

      [Danny_Devito has entered the chat]

    • @youtbuecraert
      @youtbuecraert 4 роки тому +15

      I’m dancing on your bridge, Goat Man

  • @bluelfsuma
    @bluelfsuma 4 роки тому +4265

    "I don't think Greek Mythology ever features time travel."
    *Gold dog created by Hephaestus to guard baby Zeus:* 👀

    • @twistedtachyon5877
      @twistedtachyon5877 3 роки тому +351

      Still not time travel! Just blatant temporal contradiction. Mythology generally takes that in stride.

    • @toddwaring8929
      @toddwaring8929 3 роки тому +60

      Sorry man but your wrong Hephaestus came after Zeus in some stories he’s Zeus son in other Hera’s son Zeus’s wife&sister
      He was/is the god of blacksmiths/volcanoes and in some stories fire or though I normally say Prometheus the fire bringing would be the god of fire

    • @Cheezbuckets
      @Cheezbuckets 3 роки тому +232

      @@toddwaring8929 Yes, the fact that Hephaestus is Zeus’ son yet somehow created a golden dog that guarded Zeus as a baby is literally the joke.

    • @toddwaring8929
      @toddwaring8929 3 роки тому +44

      @@Cheezbuckets sorry mate miss read the joke for a fact I’m not the brightest person

    • @lenocturnefan4258
      @lenocturnefan4258 3 роки тому +17

      @@toddwaring8929 woosh

  • @KoraktheMad
    @KoraktheMad 4 роки тому +367

    I love how "Hall of the Mountain-King" plays during the unscripted rant. It fits perfectly with that sort of rant.

    • @ca-ke9493
      @ca-ke9493 4 роки тому +13

      Very fitting for a mountain goat constellation

    • @HiAndHello-w9l
      @HiAndHello-w9l 4 роки тому +1

      And it only makes me wonder what the soundtrack it interrupted it was. I KNOW I’ve heard it before... but where?

    • @franl155
      @franl155 4 роки тому

      I didn't even notice! I was too absorbed in what she was saying. I'll have to go back and watch it again - and listen better

  • @JenamDrag0n
    @JenamDrag0n 3 роки тому +313

    Oh man, the Aquarius sign is so much cooler in Babylonian mythology. Like, I've always been "so my sign is... a guy with a jug of water? ... Okay?" But in Babylon, my sign is a super important diety of water and life and I super dig it.

    • @Smolio_Random
      @Smolio_Random Рік тому +10

      I am 1 year late yes but the Aquarius sign would probably say “baby im not even here, im just an object”

    • @yourlittleinsomniac5369
      @yourlittleinsomniac5369 Рік тому +8

      I feel the same way about Virgo. Usually just a virgin which is super boring, but the Babyloniens had a goddess of grain and compassion and other things which is a lot better.

  • @TrueJunebug
    @TrueJunebug 4 роки тому +699

    "I'm like 85% sure that there's no time travelling goat-fish in Greek mythology."
    Well we can add that to the list of phrases I never thought I'd hear.

    • @FlameQwert
      @FlameQwert 4 роки тому +45

      it went back in time and undid evidence of its existence, obviously

    • @davidc649
      @davidc649 4 роки тому +19

      The probability for a time traveling goat-fish is rare but not 0

    • @blackc1479
      @blackc1479 4 роки тому +4

      @@davidc649 you only say that because you havent me the goatfish yet. Then you will truly understand. Unfortunately. The goatfish will then take that knowledge from you......unless it already has.

    • @davidc649
      @davidc649 4 роки тому +1

      @@blackc1479 My...God. How could i be so foolish

    • @blackc1479
      @blackc1479 4 роки тому +1

      @@davidc649 and now the goat must return....

  • @katneedssleep9093
    @katneedssleep9093 3 роки тому +1218

    Red: Here's your horoscope- *starts listing off every trope in her arsenal*

    • @chungaplea3323
      @chungaplea3323 3 роки тому +53

      I mean it always applies because horoscopes are at best completely inconsequential.

  • @jennarenteria5526
    @jennarenteria5526 4 роки тому +204

    As a child I was so disappointed I wasn't a sagittarius because I thought centaurs were cool. Now I'm happy I'm a Capricorn because of the discourse of time traveling goat fishes and pan wanting to be a mermaid.

  • @parkerhynson3581
    @parkerhynson3581 3 роки тому +424

    Anyone wanna start a petition for Red to talk about the Eastern Zodiac?

  • @TazTheYellow
    @TazTheYellow 4 роки тому +590

    "The Mayan Zodiac made Pisces a skeleton, why can't you be more like the Mayans?"
    I am suddenly extremely interested in the Mayan Zodiac.
    Also you picked the perfect outro song.

  • @Erik-pu4mj
    @Erik-pu4mj 4 роки тому +2056

    "Cup-bearer"
    High-ranking and trusted officer, or another ancient gay sex joke?
    Possibly both! The world will never know.

    • @Ha-Tannin
      @Ha-Tannin 4 роки тому +158

      PROBABLY both, since it's Zeus

    • @TheRabbitPoet
      @TheRabbitPoet 4 роки тому +93

      There's no greater sign of trust than two people sleeping on the same bed. After all, the bedroom is probably the best place to stab someone in the back

    • @electricangel4488
      @electricangel4488 4 роки тому +36

      perfect BFF or secret BF/GF position for any wanne be ruler

    • @sophaloaf56
      @sophaloaf56 4 роки тому +40

      @Clock Murph yes but I think that OP was referring to Ganymede, the male cupbearer who had a lot of sex with Zeus

    • @athanoraa
      @athanoraa 4 роки тому +8

      this makes it all the more funny to me, because I’m an Aquarius

  • @dhampir_days
    @dhampir_days 4 роки тому +405

    Red just staring up at the stars is honestly just a mood, because they're genuinely beautiful and I love the idea of people all over the world (and universe, who knows) looking up at the same shining lights, something that connects us all

    • @thehellhound8582
      @thehellhound8582 4 роки тому +4

      So I got a fun fact about stars in the city and a story about myself. So in 1994 there was a black out in L.A. and people started to frantically call 911 cause of a weird phenomena in the sky. They saw the milky way for the first time without the giant amout of light polution.
      So I'm a boy scout in the Netherlands and when we go on summer camp we go to the Eiffel area in Germany. We would make a campfire, play games and during one fateful night we where there during a meteor storm, it was great to watch them streak across the sky with a nice cold beer and great friends at my side.

  • @StopChangingUsernamesYouTube
    @StopChangingUsernamesYouTube 3 роки тому +227

    As a Pisces, I always understood the Zodiac as a device for negging me through the newspaper for my entire life. Seriously, astrologers, would it kill you to just say anything besides "stop being ambivalent and subservient" for once?

    • @justafallperson2108
      @justafallperson2108 2 роки тому +32

      I usually got "stop being so forceful". I was very confused. Pisces + introvert doesn't equal forceful

    • @MrFelblood
      @MrFelblood 2 роки тому +29

      It's almost like stereotyping people based on the time of year they were born is a terrible idea.
      Think of all the ♋️ Cancers who needed to who needed to hear that sometimes, and didn't because horoscopes are bullcrap.

    • @wren_.
      @wren_. Рік тому +3

      well maybe if you’d stopped being so ambivilant and subservient they would

    • @Kel_commits_arson
      @Kel_commits_arson Рік тому +2

      I once heard someone telling asking someone what sign they were, which they replied that theyre a scorpio. They said "So that means your violent and murderous and unkind?" And i almost lost my shit. They replied no, of course. I hate that people stereotype others. I've meet several scorpios in my life who have been the opposote of that stereotype. I feel so pissed thinking about people who refuse to open up because they've been stereotyped so much

    • @Raiwylde
      @Raiwylde Рік тому +4

      Astrologer here!! The Sun-focused astrology of the last 30 years or so is extremely different than the astrology practiced for the last 2,000+ years. People aren't signs. Really the more accurate way to think of the zodiac is like a coordinate plane, or really, like the 12 musical semitones. Imagine if someone told you they were into music, and when you asked them who their favorite artist was they were like "Ugh C notes are the BEST, I don't really like E notes that much..." You would look at them super funny lol. That's sort of what being an astrologer is seeing the PROLIFERATION of misinformation about it because no one really cares to take it seriously. The signs are like the celestial houses of the planets! Planets being these hilariously old archetypes, that then behave in different ways based on the what region of the sky they inhabit in a certain moment. Different planets make different geometric angles with each other, and in different signs they make a kind of 5D "chord", if you will. We then experience the "arpeggio" of this chord sequentially in the 3D as our lives. That's at least my best metaphor for it. Anybody that sees this can hit me up and I'll show you how specific it can get free of charge, as seeing the bs even companies try and use to market, further delegitimizing it in the eyes of the public makes me kinda sad. As someone that's always adored myths, philosophy, psychology, and the interplay between them I avoided astrology for a long time for the same reasons as everyone else, but really horoscopic astrology (what most people think of) is not only just one branch of astrology but the most RECENT branch! Astrology is less about telling people about themselves and more about studying the qualitative nature of time itself using the planets as a reference point.

  • @timothymclean
    @timothymclean 4 роки тому +680

    Note to self: Researching time-travelling goat-fish us as effective at inciting madness as the sight of most Lovecraftian beings.

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 4 роки тому +58

      They're like mysterious colors, never before seen on earth-

    • @michalgolonka832
      @michalgolonka832 4 роки тому +19

      @@merrittanimation7721 Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

    • @jeffreyseamons5514
      @jeffreyseamons5514 4 роки тому +20

      Goat-fish could probably be easily put into lovecraft.

    • @thornless_flora
      @thornless_flora 4 роки тому +8

      @@jeffreyseamons5514 Somebody make a time-machine and get him to write them in somewhere

    • @jeffreyseamons5514
      @jeffreyseamons5514 4 роки тому +3

      @@thornless_flora We need to find capricorn! only the goat fish can resolve this great blunder!

  • @Solon1581
    @Solon1581 4 роки тому +807

    "I don't believe in astrology. I'm a Sagittarius and we're skeptical."
    - Arthur C. Clarke

    • @crystaltillman5547
      @crystaltillman5547 4 роки тому +17

      I'm a Sagittarius too and watching this wondering what's factual or created. Lolololol!!

    • @kurkcalibara632
      @kurkcalibara632 4 роки тому +23

      I can never forget this quote after playing Civ 6. Sean Bean narrates it to you early on in every game

    • @setsunatenma9467
      @setsunatenma9467 4 роки тому

      i am sagiyyarius too

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 4 роки тому +15

      "I am a woman of science. Or at least that's what my horoscope says." -Stacy, Phineas and Ferb.

    • @keegszzz8356
      @keegszzz8356 4 роки тому

      Yes we are.

  • @brianrose85
    @brianrose85 4 роки тому +1123

    "And for the record, if 'cupbearer' is a euphemism, it's a really nasty one."
    It's Zeus Red - what do you expect?

  • @marcoboscarol2420
    @marcoboscarol2420 Рік тому +123

    You looked straight into THE INFINITE MALIGNITY OF THE STARS as a kid and survived the experience, im hella impressed Red.

  • @Ragagaraga69
    @Ragagaraga69 4 роки тому +581

    Red: *makes a video about Zodiac*
    Everyone: SMOL RED

  • @noodlepoodle3582
    @noodlepoodle3582 3 роки тому +3468

    The constellation is about goat-fish
    Source: dude, trust me.

    • @lunkel8108
      @lunkel8108 3 роки тому +71

      Well that part was correct. They just didn't time travel

    • @famoladejo3655
      @famoladejo3655 3 роки тому +60

      Source: me , I AM THE GOATFISH

    • @padorupadoru8039
      @padorupadoru8039 3 роки тому +41

      source: it is known

    • @iceluvndiva21
      @iceluvndiva21 3 роки тому +17

      My take? Either go with the Babylonians or just say pan was messing with some humans. That's how I deal with it.

    • @bagaboo4746
      @bagaboo4746 3 роки тому +19

      Source: "it was shown to me in a dream"

  • @lydialuton4402
    @lydialuton4402 3 роки тому +1126

    The Pricus/Capricorn myth was invented around 2015 by Julie Loar, a writer and astrologer for a magazine called Atlantis Rising. The magazines in the same vein as Finding Bigfoot and Ancient Aliens, and her article provided no sources that I could see.

    • @klickonthat5244
      @klickonthat5244 2 роки тому +97

      Well at least there IS a source on where the story came from.

    • @RedWizrobe
      @RedWizrobe 2 роки тому +194

      @@klickonthat5244 Julie Loar: My source is that I made it the fuck up.

    • @Lilithksheh7723
      @Lilithksheh7723 2 роки тому +84

      @@RedWizrobe Same source as plenty of Victorian historians, apparently.

    • @stevenandrewchua542
      @stevenandrewchua542 2 роки тому +109

      @@RedWizrobe “Source?”
      “It was revealed to me in a dream”

    • @MrFelblood
      @MrFelblood 2 роки тому +62

      90% of mystical texts published in any century, but double in 14th century Italy: "My source is that it felt like something a paying customer might believe."

  • @intergalactic92
    @intergalactic92 3 роки тому +77

    I have a funny inverse reaction to Red's star story. I grew up in in smallish town, not quite the countryside but definitely not a big city. Point is, I grew up with a night sky filled with stars. Later in life I moved to Coventry, to study at the university. On one night out I stopped and looked up at the sky and was fascinated to see that the sky was red. The light pollution from the city had turned the sky red. I had never seen anything like this before so I just stared up mesmerised.

  • @fruitcakemtdew
    @fruitcakemtdew 4 роки тому +2650

    All horoscopes:
    “Some people like you, and some people don’t. You’re probably living right now. You need to do work.”

    • @ButterflyScarlet
      @ButterflyScarlet 4 роки тому +198

      Horoscopes be like "you like People and Places and Things" Wow gosh how did they know?

    • @HughJanusDaHorseshoeCrab
      @HughJanusDaHorseshoeCrab 4 роки тому +110

      "You will shit today" Oh may God, how? how is it just like so accurate?

    • @dashiellgillingham4579
      @dashiellgillingham4579 4 роки тому +44

      You know, a lot of mocking goes around, but astrology is genuinely clever with how it sets these things up. For example: "This person feels like no-one fully understands them, and is very withdrawn or private and professional as a result" was one I got just a few days ago.

    • @Valery0p5
      @Valery0p5 4 роки тому +2

      Omg I know those by memory now thanks to that radio station they always put on the bus ...

    • @Idontknow-th9iq
      @Idontknow-th9iq 4 роки тому +31

      Thier always so vague as well

  • @HowToPnP
    @HowToPnP 4 роки тому +578

    "I'm like 80% sure, that there is no time traveling goat-fish"
    Red ... are you having an episode? Do you need help? Will this be a new shirt design?

    • @VictoryNibbles
      @VictoryNibbles 4 роки тому +25

      It had better be a new shirt. I'd rock that in a heartbeat.

    • @jonathansmith1281
      @jonathansmith1281 4 роки тому +11

      I'd wear it.

    • @AtheNiify
      @AtheNiify 4 роки тому +11

      Red if you read this I beg of you to make this a shirt. Or maybe the "there was no goat man. There was Never any goat man."

  • @PhoenixofRuin
    @PhoenixofRuin 4 роки тому +4296

    Random person: "wow, that's such a Gemini thing to say."
    Red: "I will cut you!"
    Also Red: "Gemini cut people up on their way to the underworld"

    • @bonkymcnoggin
      @bonkymcnoggin 4 роки тому +254

      You sir have won the award for most ironic comment call-out award

    • @berneverything1932
      @berneverything1932 4 роки тому +33

      I mean yeah

    • @xRaiofSunshine
      @xRaiofSunshine 4 роки тому +64

      So Red’s a Gemini? 😆

    • @fawn4348
      @fawn4348 4 роки тому +60

      That was a very Gemini thing to say in response.

    • @hellocentral5551
      @hellocentral5551 4 роки тому +11

      I am afraid I cannot comment, t'would be a forbidden number.

  • @jsange
    @jsange Рік тому +32

    The part of the Dr. Stone anime where Senku is confused about the polar directions because it's been thousands of years and none of the stars are where they used to be made me happy.
    Edit: And so does the unscripted rant being scored with a rock version of Hall of the Mountain King.

  • @SuraiginOfficial
    @SuraiginOfficial 4 роки тому +399

    As a greek i can pretty much confirm that their is no time traveling fish-goats in our mythology.

    • @ghostnebula8805
      @ghostnebula8805 4 роки тому +37

      Name checks out.

    • @Yekulten
      @Yekulten 4 роки тому +6

      That would be awesome though.

    • @hellocentral5551
      @hellocentral5551 4 роки тому +9

      Then add one...

    • @SuraiginOfficial
      @SuraiginOfficial 4 роки тому +7

      @@ghostnebula8805 i made sure my name is as generic as it can possibly be

    • @zombyninja2576
      @zombyninja2576 4 роки тому +14

      would you say you're a greek geek? I'll see myself out

  • @royalpayn4089
    @royalpayn4089 4 роки тому +7008

    "Thats such a Gemini thing to say"
    "I will cut you"
    So damn relatable

  • @Ezekiel_Allium
    @Ezekiel_Allium 4 роки тому +915

    Imagine hoping to find out some cool backstory and finding out your zodiac is basically just Zeus's boytoy

    • @HungerGamesFan00
      @HungerGamesFan00 4 роки тому +44

      welcome to the club

    • @Ezekiel_Allium
      @Ezekiel_Allium 4 роки тому +109

      @@HungerGamesFan00 the bottoms for Zeus club
      Edit: Assigned bottom at birth

    • @rodrigobueno8652
      @rodrigobueno8652 4 роки тому +23

      Librrans get the worse i get: ow, for some time your cosntellation became jsut scorpion claws

    • @alexbrewer9930
      @alexbrewer9930 4 роки тому +25

      Yeah, just go with Ea. Ea is badass.

    • @Ezekiel_Allium
      @Ezekiel_Allium 4 роки тому +15

      @@alexbrewer9930 oh damn, I didnt evem put together that Ea was the babylonians name for Enkidu until I googled it

  • @ladylucyofNewEngland
    @ladylucyofNewEngland 3 роки тому +192

    I am actually really surprised Aquarius wasn't translated into Poseidon, he could be Poseidon holding a trident! Ancient Greeks didn't try with that one.

    • @jackalkhan5676
      @jackalkhan5676 Рік тому +28

      I imagine that having more to do with Poseidon being ruler of oceans, and the sky being Zeus's domain. Might be the reason Hades doesn't have a star either but I could be wrong.

    • @FioreCiliegia
      @FioreCiliegia 9 місяців тому +5

      My guess is that the stars usually represented dead people or commemorating events. Poseidon being still a living god wouldn’t be up there because he was on olympus or the sea

    • @ladylucyofNewEngland
      @ladylucyofNewEngland 9 місяців тому +2

      @@FioreCiliegia you're probably right. I might just be salty cause I got stuck with one of the lame constellations as my sign

  • @gyattrizzler888
    @gyattrizzler888 4 роки тому +3661

    "So much bull related stuff with Zeus"
    Is it cause he's full of bullshi-

    • @benjuliano4872
      @benjuliano4872 3 роки тому +68

      Makes sense

    • @bionicdragon5
      @bionicdragon5 3 роки тому +150

      *AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS!*

    • @UGNAvalon
      @UGNAvalon 3 роки тому +107

      Is it cause he’s full of bullish- *_ZAP!!_*

    • @princeofvos
      @princeofvos 3 роки тому +72

      @@bionicdragon5 *HE HURLED HIS THUNDERBOLT*

    • @bionicdragon5
      @bionicdragon5 3 роки тому +46

      @@princeofvos *HE ZAPPED!*

  • @astoroidea6502
    @astoroidea6502 4 роки тому +506

    “This is the same reason Pokémon told me this is a jelly donut”
    *looks down at my switch I’m playing Pokémon on*

  • @fnaf2ventnoise330
    @fnaf2ventnoise330 4 роки тому +463

    Cancer's myth is kind of sad (and yes im a cancer), poor lil crab just minding it's own business then Hera decided to cast heho spell on it and it ended up getting squashed. I hope they're ok up there...

    • @dylanb8914
      @dylanb8914 3 роки тому +52

      This is legitimately such a Cancer thing to say, oh my god

    • @socialanxiety9153
      @socialanxiety9153 3 роки тому +25

      Haha crab go squish

    • @AnInsideJoke
      @AnInsideJoke 3 роки тому +21

      Leos: "Hey, at least getting squished is a quick, painless end, and it was from a *dragon*, one of the coolest things ever! Meanwhile, *we* ended up getting freaking *skinned* by a dude going waaaayy too far just to get laid. Went from being a god-lion just chilling in the sky under the Babylonians to being someone's throw rug."

    • @jeancrews8739
      @jeancrews8739 3 роки тому +5

      @@AnInsideJoke Hercules actually just stepped on him :/

    • @jeancrews8739
      @jeancrews8739 3 роки тому +3

      @@AnInsideJoke also Hercules wasn’t trying to get laid, but was doing tasks to be forgiven for slaying his family after Hera put him under a spell of madness

  • @1003JustinLaw
    @1003JustinLaw 3 роки тому +55

    I like how Red’s fascination with stars and disinterest with astrology is so similar to my own experiences. I looked up during this one city-wide power outage, given this is China in the mid-90’a that’s actually a pretty common thing. Usually though these mass blackouts take place in the day during weekends (because the people must sacrifice personal time for the good of an industrialized society) but for whatever reason this time it took place in the middle of the night. I stayed outside for hours just staring at the stars and being mesmerized, and getting devoured by mosquitoes but it was worth it. So I have always been fascinated by stars and space but find the concept that a few stars arranged into weird shapes along this arbitrary line is suppose to indicate things about my personality and future extremely stupid and nonsensical. Of all the stars in the sky just this one random cluster is supposed to predict my entire life story? Fucking please.

  • @admiralepic1357
    @admiralepic1357 4 роки тому +352

    Reds story at the beginning is kinda sad. I forget that not every kid can just stare at the stars out of their window

    • @hellocentral5551
      @hellocentral5551 4 роки тому +11

      I saw Orion for the first time last night. I am 19 years old.

    • @quidditch1991
      @quidditch1991 4 роки тому +2

      The Star Maps app helps when I can't recognize the few I can see😔

    • @ewanstewart2001
      @ewanstewart2001 4 роки тому +23

      I was always confused when I heard people talk about the constellations and how they were used to chart the sea and keep track of time and stuff, and I basically just thought to myself "I guess people in the past must've spent a long time looking for the right stars" because I had no idea how god damn bright the stars actually are

    • @goldcypher9938
      @goldcypher9938 4 роки тому +2

      @@ewanstewart2001 I have yet to see how bright they can be so I'm still in that phase haha

    • @hellocentral5551
      @hellocentral5551 4 роки тому

      @@ewanstewart2001 Right?!?

  • @silentdaylight
    @silentdaylight 4 роки тому +370

    Red being angry at ppl doing the "that's such a [insert horoscope here] thing to say/do!" Is such a painful mood

    • @imnotherenow200
      @imnotherenow200 4 роки тому +11

      As a scorpio, i can relate

    • @et99366
      @et99366 4 роки тому +16

      @@imnotherenow200 I know this is a joke but I still physically want to put you in a strangle hold

    • @gersomvanslooten9456
      @gersomvanslooten9456 4 роки тому +4

      @@et99366 Can I help and break his limbs?

    • @edwinmiramontes7622
      @edwinmiramontes7622 4 роки тому +1

      @@et99366 as a scorpio i will help u

  • @damascus9876
    @damascus9876 4 роки тому +1147

    “WHERES THE STUPID GOAT FISH WITH TIME POWERS?!?” -Red 2020

    • @DMcGification
      @DMcGification 4 роки тому +40

      This year just keeps on disappointing

    • @mallory2897
      @mallory2897 4 роки тому +14

      I will soooooo use this as a quote someday!

    • @hellocentral5551
      @hellocentral5551 4 роки тому +56

      We NEED to make this a running joke on ALL future streams. Just ask, "HAVE YOU FOUND THE GOAT FISH WITH TIME POWERS YET, RED?" or something similar. Who's with me?

    • @Arelenedhel
      @Arelenedhel 4 роки тому +2

      I’ve heard that myth somewhere, but for the life of me I have no idea where.

    • @hellocentral5551
      @hellocentral5551 4 роки тому +4

      @@Arelenedhel DANG-IT, GEEKY! You're our only source!

  • @kestreldomann2787
    @kestreldomann2787 10 місяців тому +23

    Ishtar: She's Everything
    Tamus: and he's Just Ken

  • @gibdos_rupees1374
    @gibdos_rupees1374 4 роки тому +525

    All this mentioning of Gilgamesh makes me want to see Red's take on the Epic of Gilgamesh

    • @Phoenix-yu9wc
      @Phoenix-yu9wc 3 роки тому +1

      Doesn't the channel already have video on the Epic of Gilgamesh?

    • @the-witch-tako
      @the-witch-tako 3 роки тому +28

      @@Phoenix-yu9wc Yes, but it is 6 years old, 2 minutes long, and by Blue

    • @Vladdyboy
      @Vladdyboy 3 роки тому +11

      Same. I read the epic about every year since 2007. Big fan of muscle man gilgamesh and Enkidu, his goatboy bussy (or ax).

    • @GuiSmith
      @GuiSmith 3 роки тому +3

      @@Vladdyboy Your words “goatboy bussy” made me laugh until I hurt, but they also hurt from the start. Thank you for that.

    • @atomicbuttocks
      @atomicbuttocks 3 роки тому +1

      @@the-witch-tako k
      Poor blue

  • @BeepBoop173
    @BeepBoop173 4 роки тому +357

    I feel like red is the old, wise, sage but in their younger days.

  • @thepigeonmanlyon7155
    @thepigeonmanlyon7155 4 роки тому +654

    I need the phrase "Where's the time-travelling goatman, internet?!" on a coffee mug

    • @ca-ke9493
      @ca-ke9493 4 роки тому +17

      As a capricorn, i need that merch.

    • @RainaRamsay
      @RainaRamsay 4 роки тому +27

      This video had so many out-of-context-quotes that I can't even pick one

    • @taliaevenson8733
      @taliaevenson8733 4 роки тому +5

      I want that so bad now.

    • @wren_of_rats85
      @wren_of_rats85 4 роки тому +3

      I'd prefer a t-shirt, I don't have space for mugs anymore

    • @alittlefruitfairy
      @alittlefruitfairy 4 роки тому +3

      I need “there was never any goat man” written on the bottom of that mug

  • @chelseawhite7117
    @chelseawhite7117 3 роки тому +87

    The jelly donut line 😂 I always did wonder what the hell was up with that, although I had already accepted a LOT in American dubbed anime’s after the “c o u s i n s” in Sailor Moon

  • @blitzvalentine363
    @blitzvalentine363 3 роки тому +1777

    What I find funny about the zodiacs is that Aquarius is LITERALLY a WATER BEARER or just straight up WATER, but it's considered an air zodiac-

    • @phastinemoon
      @phastinemoon 3 роки тому +105

      I mean, crabs, fish, and scorpions already have their water elements down.
      You try to fit everyone into the four element structure that only really became a universally applied thing to the zodiac with Ptolemy.

    • @shitocodone8940
      @shitocodone8940 3 роки тому +34

      Eagles represent water, if you don’t understand the 4 ordeals / 4 elements indepth, it will seem confusing. I cant explain here, its too much, but once you know , it makes sense.

    • @justafallperson2108
      @justafallperson2108 3 роки тому +16

      @@shitocodone8940 Where can I find this info? Cause that's been buggin' me for a while.

    • @shitocodone8940
      @shitocodone8940 3 роки тому +14

      @@justafallperson2108 there’s different places, from reading but there’s tons of good UA-cam channel. If you want to read foolish fish has good book reviews (as well as explanatory vids) but mindandmagick and damien echols are some of the best on the platform. Damien echols is more advanced but he has a video on the 4 ordeal (its a live stream which I normally hate but ive watched nearly all his livestreams to completion) some of the stuff my go over your head if you dont know the basics.

    • @carmenmercedes9903
      @carmenmercedes9903 2 роки тому +9

      WHAT WHY T-T

  • @jackelinecollins3481
    @jackelinecollins3481 3 роки тому +989

    As a Gemini that also doesn't vibe with astrology, "'That's such a Gemini thing to say'-'I will cut you'" was very appreciated

    • @AskMia411
      @AskMia411 3 роки тому +64

      Fellow Gemini, also finds astrology and horoscopes irritating. It's hilarious sometimes when some who believes in astrology tries to justify the differences between my ACTUAL personality, and the personality astrology SAYS I should have, by saying Gemini are two faced or some other BS. I'm not two faced, you're just stubborn and rude.
      One time a friend invited me to a party with a bunch of girls i didn't know, and at one point they started talking about what sign they were, and i was primed to roast astrology, before realizing at the last second that they were taking it SERIOUSLY and talking about their horoscopes as if it was legit or something. It was very weird and kinda unsettling how serious they took it. I felt like the only reasonable person there.
      Also, anyone says "that's so Gemini of you" be warned, you'll summon Red, who will promptly stab you. Have fun with that!

    • @salem-01
      @salem-01 3 роки тому +17

      I guess hating astrologies just a….
      Gemini thing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Danikoshii
      @Danikoshii 3 роки тому +42

      I will cut you-
      But yeah I'm also a Gemini and thats it
      Its cool to talk about "oh I'm this I'm that" and reading horoscopes for fun but like- actually taking astrology seriously and letting it dictate your life and personal relationships?? Thats just not good
      I've seen people online rejecting others cuz "Oh ur a Cancer and I'm an Aquarius and those don't match" and its just stupid as hell

    • @zuresei
      @zuresei 3 роки тому +31

      before some astrologer comes in and gasps at all the Geminis here calling out astrology for the nonsense it is: I'm a Leo. There's no connection.

    • @laurelelasselin
      @laurelelasselin 3 роки тому +11

      @@Danikoshii Yep. It can be cool to talk about but I don't actually believe in it.
      -and I'm an Aries-

  • @joethehero2
    @joethehero2 4 роки тому +396

    "Two fish and a rope? Surely we can do something more interesting than that."
    Aphrodite: I need tuna-chucks!

    • @IngloriousPirandello
      @IngloriousPirandello 4 роки тому +14

      If you look well the fishes constellation it likes an uterus 🤔. Surely more interesting

    • @jackofclubs6229
      @jackofclubs6229 4 роки тому +13

      You ever gotten slapped by a fish? Imagine that, but with Tactical Strength.
      Fish Chucks

    • @zealousdoggo
      @zealousdoggo 4 роки тому +4

      @@jackofclubs6229 I'll take your entire stock!

    • @cyndrift
      @cyndrift 4 роки тому +3

      missed opportunity for tu-nunchucks/tuna-nchucks

    • @joethehero2
      @joethehero2 4 роки тому +1

      @@cyndrift true, but I didn't miss an opportunity for a Kung Pow: Enter the Fist reference.

  • @thetooginator153
    @thetooginator153 2 роки тому +64

    “Coming this summer - one man’s journey to the underworld because he’s super dead!” That cracked me up!

  • @vocalvortexstudios2058
    @vocalvortexstudios2058 4 роки тому +399

    "The MAYANS made pisces a skeleton, why cant you be more like the MAYANS?"
    The double wammy of "mildly dissapointed mother" and clear skeleton superiority brings me joy

    • @yammoto148
      @yammoto148 4 роки тому +16

      Skeleton? So the Mayans were basically spooktober experts before memes were a thing, huh interesting.

    • @yammoto148
      @yammoto148 4 роки тому +11

      @Mullerornis Oh I know that, its just they are the one culture that seemingly is obsessed with death and skeletons but every mythology has its kinks, Egyptians had a theme of Gold and eternity, Greeks had animals and sexual inuendo, Japaneese had tradition and consistency, and finally hinduism had multiple body parts and energy. Its all a weird mess what cultures love to model their mythos after.

    • @ftsataros25
      @ftsataros25 4 роки тому +6

      What’s your zodiac?
      ✨S K E L E T O N✨
      Fr I’m a Pisces lol

    • @theinternetscaresme1724
      @theinternetscaresme1724 4 роки тому +2

      @@ftsataros25 I used to be terrified of skeletons as a child lol
      another pisces here

    • @rotciv557
      @rotciv557 4 роки тому +1

      @@yammoto148 don't forget that Egyptians were also really into furries, apparently.

  • @strawberry5097
    @strawberry5097 4 роки тому +149

    Red when talking about the milky ways origins: I am very uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the studio today

  • @nataliekassa9899
    @nataliekassa9899 4 роки тому +261

    “And now, for your daily horoscope:”
    “With AT&T you can bundle cell phone service with your favorite streaming services-“

    • @shadowmanwkp
      @shadowmanwkp 4 роки тому +16

      - Sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends!

    • @crzylkfx
      @crzylkfx 4 роки тому +8

      I got an ad for HBO

    • @Magmafrost13
      @Magmafrost13 4 роки тому +2

      The one downside to UA-cam Premium is that I miss joke ad placements like this.

    • @minasthirith6314
      @minasthirith6314 4 роки тому

      Got an ad Fo a DnD toolset.

    • @nataliekassa9899
      @nataliekassa9899 4 роки тому

      @@minasthirith6314 did you get the ad right at the time I got mine? That’s funny

  • @lordbaconweeb
    @lordbaconweeb 3 роки тому +108

    You know if you think about it, Red is a great example of someone who can do whatever they want. With talents in many forms of art, from gaming to sing to heck making videos on youtube! It shows she has skill! And as JoCat once sang: " you go girl"

  • @Painocus
    @Painocus 4 роки тому +110

    "Just linking other astrology websites as their source with no primary sources anywhere."
    So like everything on every astrology website ever?

  • @qwellen7521
    @qwellen7521 4 роки тому +176

    “Time travelling goat fish”. That’s just too good a concept to be relegated to fan-cannon.

    • @nikki607
      @nikki607 4 роки тому +2

      *fanon

    • @pattheplanter
      @pattheplanter 4 роки тому +2

      Have you ever seen a goatfish that didn't time-travel?

  • @mirjanbouma
    @mirjanbouma 4 роки тому +270

    "and the rest is history"
    BLUE, get your behind in here!

  • @paragamer85
    @paragamer85 2 роки тому +22

    Red’s nearly TWO MINUTE RANT ABOUT THE MYTHICAL GOATFISH is my most favorite thing ever! XD

  • @bulldowozer5858
    @bulldowozer5858 4 роки тому +311

    So Red was like: "WHERE'S THE GOAT SOURCE?!""

    • @Willowgirlgamer1456
      @Willowgirlgamer1456 4 роки тому +21

      I read in the tone of “WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCE!?!?!” And I’m now laughing my ass off

  • @swirltales6046
    @swirltales6046 4 роки тому +250

    "One Man's Journey to the Underworld (because he's super dead)" had me laughing and I don't know why

  • @faunina669
    @faunina669 4 роки тому +272

    me: so as you can see, the band of stars across the sky is actually just a cross section of our galaxy that were looking at, a massive amount of billions of stars all swirling around the same gravitational center, which is likely actually a black hole and might one day-
    the greeks, intellectuals: Tiddy Sprimkles

  • @runningthemeta5570
    @runningthemeta5570 2 роки тому +25

    I don’t relate to the story about Red’s group leaving her. But I can relate to being mesmerized by the stars. While I was on vacation a few weeks ago I was out on the pier one night and I looked up and I was so amazed that I was finally seeing the stars in all their glory.

  • @graysonlaine3889
    @graysonlaine3889 4 роки тому +251

    “The time traveling goat-fish” wow didn’t think I’d ever hear that sentence.

    • @thetophatnerd2664
      @thetophatnerd2664 4 роки тому +6

      They have time traveling dogs why not time traveling goats?

    • @fishnewt1331
      @fishnewt1331 4 роки тому +5

      @@thetophatnerd2664: I think it might be the fish part of the goat that makes the dog even go, “The hell did you come from?”.

  • @shadowstriker6506
    @shadowstriker6506 4 роки тому +280

    “Same reason Pokémon told me [a rice ball] was a jelly doughnut”

  • @KingsOfWinter
    @KingsOfWinter 4 роки тому +74

    "It's not a science, that's why we're talking about it on this channel." Thank you

  • @manugamer9984
    @manugamer9984 Рік тому +11

    0:07
    Of the many, MANY stories told by Blue and Red, this childhood memory is surprisingly one of my favourites. What can I say, it’s extraordinary!