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  • @MrAveryBrown94
    @MrAveryBrown94 Рік тому +136

    "All the babies are like, "I'm pussy?!" I don't know why, but that line made me laugh out loud. 😂😂

    • @naturalscratcher9498
      @naturalscratcher9498 Рік тому +6

      I think I watched it like three times that was hilarious!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @stacierobinson4517
      @stacierobinson4517 Рік тому +3

      Tickled me pink 😂😂😂😂

    • @CourtneyEmon
      @CourtneyEmon Рік тому +6

      Mel so unserious 😂😂😂😂 I love her

    • @victorlewis7635
      @victorlewis7635 Рік тому +2

      It was straight facts 😂😂😂😂

    • @MrAveryBrown94
      @MrAveryBrown94 Рік тому

      @@naturalscratcher9498 , same! Lmao 😂.

  • @antgal9467
    @antgal9467 Рік тому +36

    "Thigh meat is not easily bittable." is the greatest sentence I have heard in 2023

  • @d0nwick97
    @d0nwick97 Рік тому +38

    ‘you’re anointed, open dat shit.’ 😩😩😭

  • @itssawida
    @itssawida Рік тому +96

    The combination of Mel's, Tony's and Jay's random thoughts just thrills me!! I love this podcast!!

  • @EbonynoIvory
    @EbonynoIvory Рік тому +45

    If you wanna go to Heaven, you gotta open the door you close so I can come get you 😂😂

  • @naturalscratcher9498
    @naturalscratcher9498 Рік тому +32

    Mel talking about the babies crying on her flight!!! @ 5:29🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @AshliCashli
    @AshliCashli Рік тому +13

    Tony clearly lying: I seen that part....
    Lmaoooooooo

  • @pamk1967
    @pamk1967 Рік тому +57

    That was funny Jay, " You can upgrade and actually fly the plane"!!! #SpiritAirlines 🤣😆🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Great show Kev!! Getting my ticket for the Bald Brothers in Dallas!😁✌🏾

    • @Mom.3
      @Mom.3 Рік тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @DrLadyBugM
      @DrLadyBugM Рік тому

      I think I'm going to get a ticket and come to town for it. Especially since it's labor day weekend.

  • @BOO4EVA
    @BOO4EVA Рік тому +14

    "I thought he was just outta work"
    "Well he is"
    Yo that had me dead 😂😂😂

  • @kxngmuzikig2417
    @kxngmuzikig2417 Рік тому +45

    Kev old tour dates are hilarious. how are you not looking at a map planning these dates?😂

  • @Koojoe89
    @Koojoe89 Рік тому +13

    She out of alignment lol the Devil told her to open that door not Jesus! 😂

  • @JordanBotello
    @JordanBotello Рік тому +20

    Man I can’t believe nobody mentioned Roman history. The history of the Roman Empire is WILD. Talk about tea. Assassinations, betrayal, conquering whole regions, stealing cultures, rebellions, mass crucifixions, the gladiatorial games, Pompeii, etc etc. The Romans were some brutal mfs.

  • @PoundTheSound
    @PoundTheSound Рік тому +8

    “Maybe it was her friend Jesús” 😅

  • @derronellies4812
    @derronellies4812 Рік тому +118

    So she said “Jesus take the plane”, and JC told her “Nah, you take the door”?

    • @DrSimpleBeauty
      @DrSimpleBeauty Рік тому +4

      Jesus said “Nah,you take the L.”

    • @ericaford1454
      @ericaford1454 Рік тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ericaford1454
      @ericaford1454 Рік тому

      ​@@DrSimpleBeauty🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @unfriendlyblkhottie444
    @unfriendlyblkhottie444 Рік тому +5

    "My dad said open that shit."

  • @Mr_RLJohnson
    @Mr_RLJohnson Рік тому +13

    Mel and these hand demonstrations for the states is hilarious to me😂😂

    • @niqueybangz
      @niqueybangz Рік тому

      Facts 😂

    • @CUF17
      @CUF17 10 місяців тому

      california being bowlegged lmao

  • @MrAveryBrown94
    @MrAveryBrown94 Рік тому +28

    I remember one of my friends told me, "I've never watched Sister Act 1 or 2", I crumbled like a pretzel inside. Lmao! 😂😂

    • @DrLadyBugM
      @DrLadyBugM Рік тому +3

      Instant movie night and don't come back until you can hit the high note in Sister Act 2.

  • @undomesticatedjawn
    @undomesticatedjawn Рік тому +15

    I'm from Philly. They won't even return the children's remains. It was catastrophic and we are still suffering from the effects.

  • @ashleyzviitei
    @ashleyzviitei Рік тому +17

    I earned my D in Geography😂😅...yes she did indeed.

  • @chanels2838
    @chanels2838 Рік тому +8

    Lls I like how Mel trynna picture the layout of the states with her arms and hands 😂

  • @iloveheavyd
    @iloveheavyd Рік тому +6

    Mel B whispering about the n-word because of Big Irish Jay and (my fave) Cam is hilarious! She said it’s 2 of y’all!

  • @ashleyzviitei
    @ashleyzviitei Рік тому +24

    The stories and commentaries in these videos kill me. Big Irish Jay with the satanic/goth white girl and Tony's reaction....hilarious.

    • @a.547
      @a.547 Рік тому +2

      what was the dudes name they talked about afterwards? with the satanistic ritual and stuff?

    • @ashleyzviitei
      @ashleyzviitei Рік тому +4

      ​@a.547 Tony said Lloyd Avery who shot Ricky in Boyz n the Hood.

    • @a.547
      @a.547 Рік тому +1

      @@ashleyzviitei thx

  • @honeyjd780
    @honeyjd780 Рік тому +5

    “I thought he was just out of work!”🤣🤣

  • @macenary187
    @macenary187 Рік тому +18

    Jesus did say “I stand at the door and knock” 😅

    • @lifewithlaketra
      @lifewithlaketra Рік тому +9

      Jesus knocking at the door of a plane is wild 😂😂😂😂

  • @pmccray551
    @pmccray551 Рік тому +3

    Jesus in the middle seat.. "open the door". 😂😭😂 Did it for me 😂😂😂

  • @naturalscratcher9498
    @naturalscratcher9498 Рік тому +10

    22:32Mel with the "now you gotta coochie"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @89ladyeasha
    @89ladyeasha Рік тому +12

    This podcast was a good idea. It's so fun hearing everyone's commentary and the roast sessions 😂

  • @eastzoobridge
    @eastzoobridge Рік тому +4

    How Mel talked about Anne Frank, hilarious 😭

  • @BigSmokeJitsu
    @BigSmokeJitsu Рік тому +21

    Good morning Stage Krew. Let’s get this week started off right. Be awesome and be blessed.

  • @NickEn816
    @NickEn816 Рік тому +11

    The only flaw in her logic was that she didn't take Spirit 😂

  • @Buyis
    @Buyis Рік тому +2

    “And where the phuck is Delaware?!” LMAOOOOOO

  • @lalittl
    @lalittl Рік тому +6

    Big Irish Jay! I love him!!

  • @Sylvia_531
    @Sylvia_531 Рік тому +18

    Love this crew. The other one is so loud 🙄🥱 and I think this is easy going because Tony hates the over talking

  • @codesent2125
    @codesent2125 Рік тому +4

    All the episodes if this podcast are great, but this line up and the ones with Tahir, Pat, and Lou Lou are the best in my opinion.

  • @profskyhi80
    @profskyhi80 Рік тому +3

    Lmao Tony told his son, "Hov did that so hopefully you wouldn't have to go through that".😂😂😂

  • @Toywins
    @Toywins Рік тому +4

    I don't want ANY part of the Jesus she's listening to! 😂

  • @Cedsbestwife
    @Cedsbestwife Рік тому +1

    😂😂 I guess we’re calling all of our intrusive thoughts “Jesus” now 😂

  • @victorlewis7635
    @victorlewis7635 Рік тому +1

    “He was saying that in the email” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @isaiahallen844
    @isaiahallen844 Рік тому +2

    HAHAHAHA!! The Bloodsport reference was a hilarious way to end the show, especially since only the men in the group mimic Jean Claude Van Damme!!

  • @nessahelu
    @nessahelu Рік тому +1

    5:32 not “I’m😾?!” AGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH she got me there

  • @philipsmith6130
    @philipsmith6130 9 місяців тому

    When Tony said Folgers crystals, I leaned over lol

  • @WhoCrippinHarder63
    @WhoCrippinHarder63 9 місяців тому +1

    I wish Jay would say his jokes a bit louder, he be saying some funny shit

  • @88rkinlaw
    @88rkinlaw Рік тому +2

    I think I've been shaving my head since Jr High. I just recently let it grow as a last hoorah. I want to see how long I can get it before it's gone.

  • @jayz570
    @jayz570 Рік тому +1

    It takes a thousand, thousand horses, to draaaaag meee from Goddd!!! That scene alone made me love that show!

  • @Muvanature
    @Muvanature Рік тому +1

    Mel’s lil toss away sides are hilarious

  • @Natty88580
    @Natty88580 Рік тому +1

    That shoulda coulda woulda was definitely heard in Caribbean household 😂

  • @LisaLeeLeeBlue
    @LisaLeeLeeBlue Рік тому +6

    I am 5’2” 135 pounds, and I am. Notttt comfortable in any plane I hate it! Neeed the aisle seat. And I do not understand how a 6 foot man can be any kind of comfortable. I cannot imagine sitting in a middle seat. I used to like the window, but now I need the aisle so i can stick my leg out and stretch out just a little more. Not trying to trip people lolll but not trying to trip off a panic attack of claustrophobia either. 😰🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @DrLadyBugM
      @DrLadyBugM Рік тому

      I am 5'4 and love windows. My last flight this lady was 6'5 and sat in the middle. She said she loved middle seats. I was like huh?

  • @CoochieTea21
    @CoochieTea21 Рік тому +2

    1:11 As an Ohioan myself I can vouche for that especially during the winter 😂😂😂😂

  • @akorn4668
    @akorn4668 Рік тому +1

    As a born and raised Delawarian, I laughed when she said, "Where the hell is Delaware 😂. We wore Delawhere shirts to our student council trips bc no one knows where it is.

  • @mrs.robbiek2772
    @mrs.robbiek2772 Рік тому +1

    Tony saying "Open that shhh" like that took on a other meaning for me....😅

  • @chynadoll8501
    @chynadoll8501 Рік тому +3

    If Tony never watched Sister Act 2 then who did I watch it with?😂

  • @Casual_Drew
    @Casual_Drew Рік тому +2

    Osage( Oh-sage) the cops dropped a bomb on a house and when the house caught on fire the fire marshal and police chief decided to let the fire burn. burned down the block on Mother’s Day. Houses were rebuilt and in the 2000’s those same houses were condemned because they were built poorly

  • @redefineapparel1294
    @redefineapparel1294 Рік тому +2

    South side is a good show 😂

  • @joshuajohnson3585
    @joshuajohnson3585 Рік тому

    Lock her up in the name Southwest passenger violation..👮‍♂👮‍♀😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Aqualitymess
    @Aqualitymess Рік тому +4

    My husband used magic shave cream on his head and it works better than shaving for him

  • @aaliyyaa
    @aaliyyaa Рік тому +3

    But when all them other airlines flights get canceled, delayed Spirit will get you there!

  • @ItsTyCHi
    @ItsTyCHi Рік тому +2

    I can’t hold you this is the panel I immediately click on I like when b Lew on there as well

  • @brangeeellis3083
    @brangeeellis3083 Рік тому +2

    32:00
    As a bald black woman, I approve this message. Shaving my head sucks, but I don't mind NOT having hair and I don't miss the weaves/wigs, either

  • @jamaicanbeauty1588
    @jamaicanbeauty1588 Рік тому +1

    When they talked about Blood Sport, i cracked up laughing

  • @naturalelation1631
    @naturalelation1631 Рік тому +1

    "...AND TEVIN CAMPBELL..."
    Me: 😐😆

  • @nettycharice6254
    @nettycharice6254 Рік тому

    we love the longer episodes

  • @ensabahnur3104
    @ensabahnur3104 Рік тому +2

    "Climb every mountain..." Tony Baker how could you? You literally could have said Mary had a little lamb or the Love Boat...and been closer

  • @CoriBee319
    @CoriBee319 Рік тому

    What the heck you mean? "Where is Delaware?" It's tac free, you're supposed to know where we are. Lol

  • @taylorhavanas
    @taylorhavanas Рік тому

    Kevin, you were right the first time lol it’s Oh-Say-G

  • @keneflucas937
    @keneflucas937 Рік тому +1

    So, neither 1 of them has ever heard of Black Wallstreet.....Tulsa, Oklahoma!?!?🤯

  • @KiraBKADestroyerOfWorlds
    @KiraBKADestroyerOfWorlds Рік тому +2

    "Escaping" the Amish?? Can't they just leave for Rumshpringa and not go back?

  • @lmzaadi
    @lmzaadi Рік тому +2

    Kentucky is above Tennessee and Virginia, right next to West Virginia and beneath Ohio. It is bordered by Missouri to the west.

  • @MyNameIsErick1
    @MyNameIsErick1 Рік тому +2

    Maaann idk yall, I flew nonstop from Philly to Oakland on spirit recently and it honestly wasn't that bad, now I had to fly back on delta cuz I missed my flight, but that first delta plane taking me to my layover in utah was the must ace ventura run down plane I been on yet. The second flight from Utah to Philly was really nice doe..

    • @joanna0988
      @joanna0988 Рік тому +1

      Ace Ventura plane 😅😅

  • @saintc7790
    @saintc7790 Рік тому +1

    That’s wild, I was revisiting information about the MOVE bombing last night and here y’all are talking about it…that’s a crazy synchronicity to me. Watch the documentary.

  • @naturallylorindanis
    @naturallylorindanis Рік тому

    05:21 Babies competing on the cry?! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nextlevel6663
    @nextlevel6663 Рік тому +1

    Kev, stop saying Louisville to Indy is an hour! Its closer to 2 hrs!😅😅😅😅

  • @HomeBodyMous
    @HomeBodyMous Рік тому +1

    lol I'm from the Northeast (Philly) and know where these okays are. State-wise and major cities.

  • @jeiwaru
    @jeiwaru Рік тому

    15:06 That was the bourgeoisiest of "achoos" 😆

  • @nessahelu
    @nessahelu Рік тому

    8:08 California is bow-legged ?!?!?!? I CANNOT 🤣🤣🤣

  • @LaMarionetheflyest
    @LaMarionetheflyest Рік тому +2

    Love me some Big J.

  • @LoquaciousPint
    @LoquaciousPint Рік тому +1

    Thousand horses is my favorite praise song but I wonder if the Lord is judging me for it 😅😅

  • @its10outta10quan
    @its10outta10quan Рік тому

    "His dead!!"
    "Yeah, BIG DEAD!!"

  • @mrtllove
    @mrtllove Рік тому +2

    Tony "big hands" Baker Mob's name

  • @melloyello1573
    @melloyello1573 Рік тому +1

    If you want more information about the bombing in Philadelphia Charlemagne and Chris Morrow have a audiobook called summer of 85 in which they talk about the bombing.

  • @Rollinwitjmoney
    @Rollinwitjmoney 5 місяців тому

    Tony singing the song from Jackson’s movie Michael sang at the talent show lol

  • @JustLikeAFlower
    @JustLikeAFlower Рік тому +2

    Everything they described about the AI is basically Battlestar Galactica, where they’re trying to outlive the robots, they’re trying to kill humans and they have robot human things going into the human territory to try to trick the humans

  • @ogswankdolphin
    @ogswankdolphin Рік тому +4

    I wonder if it was a woman being robbed at gun point by a man there would be all these jokes... idk. just a thought. love you Kev, Mel, Jay and Tony. yall made my Monday morning. thank you guys for all the entertainment.

    • @sammiesmith3454
      @sammiesmith3454 Рік тому +4

      they literally make jokes about everything, especially Tony and Jay

    • @chantayk
      @chantayk Рік тому +1

      Just say you don't get comedy. 🙄

    • @ogswankdolphin
      @ogswankdolphin Рік тому

      @@chantayk I get comedy. robbing ppl at gun point just isn't funny to me. and that's OK. if its funny to you, I'm glad you enjoyed it and I hope it never happens to you.

    • @chantayk
      @chantayk Рік тому

      @@ogswankdolphin Well, to answer your initial question, yes, yes it would still be funny. Lol. Good day to you sir.

  • @lizzydanger8521
    @lizzydanger8521 Рік тому

    I'm so glad I'm not the only one who doesn't know where states are 😂

  • @PapiGrande1
    @PapiGrande1 Рік тому +5

    14:10 as someone who uses the n word like a sailor when I’m back in certain settings, y’all’s stories about Russell Simmons are HILARIOUS.

  • @BigBoiBleu
    @BigBoiBleu Рік тому

    Im 6 ft, 300 and I fly Spirit all the time. Fort Lauderdale to Colombia baby

  • @JCLime
    @JCLime Рік тому +1

    I just learned about the 1985 bombing last week via TikTok 😡.

  • @AceIsMisfit
    @AceIsMisfit Рік тому

    Tony Bakers act out was HILARIOUS

  • @ktnixon81
    @ktnixon81 Рік тому

    Omarosa done told y’all “Jesus ain’t say that”.

  • @billiebravotv6172
    @billiebravotv6172 Рік тому

    Kev on stage would have been amazing on “Modern Family” that’s legit my favorite show

  • @Yachel25
    @Yachel25 Рік тому

    Blasphemy....Ain't no way there's a movie Tony Baker didn't see 😂😂😂

  • @Antronab15
    @Antronab15 Рік тому

    Did she put New Mexico next to California 😂😂😂

  • @bridgetteyelder77
    @bridgetteyelder77 Рік тому

    Now why she had to bring Jesus into that LOL!!!

  • @lawrencebutler2951
    @lawrencebutler2951 Рік тому

    Uh huh, and where the f%@k is Delaware…..😂😂😂

  • @Uglier.
    @Uglier. Рік тому

    36:16 this bitch too funny 🤣🤣 idk how they all missed that 💀😭🤣🤣

  • @ajstp003
    @ajstp003 Рік тому

    Spirit charged my two daughters $300 for their 1 luggage then on way back refused to take their bags unless they paid another $300.

  • @loveheals6184
    @loveheals6184 Рік тому

    Thanks, Kev for referencing MOVE in Philly 36:00. It was the 1st time the govt sanctioned murdering civilians. (And you were right in your pronunciation the first time :) ) Mayor Wilson Goode had the dubious distinction of being the first Black/African-American mayor of our city; I doubt he'd have bombed them if they'd been another race.

  • @leija8005
    @leija8005 Рік тому +1

    Lloyd Avery was not found in pieces like they stated

  • @vc9732
    @vc9732 Рік тому

    She did not say And Tevin Campbell!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @Ghettolawyer
    @Ghettolawyer Рік тому

    Why Mitch n Jay smile like that when they started to record

  • @Deepbarns
    @Deepbarns Рік тому

    Man Kev Just need a hairline transplant, gotta go to Turkey!!!!💯💯💯