Sex...Violence...Why choose, when you could have SEXUAL VIOLENCE! (Disclaimer: Not condoning sexual violence, unless you're 28mm tall and made of plastic, resin, or modeling putty.)
Ahh, you don't get it. Seeing the scion of an opposing god he's driven to *such* levels of rage that his mind becomes post-nut clarity-like clear and absolutely calm. Because he know he *is* going to enjoy the upcoming slaughter!
@@АнтонВолков-д7л you reminded me of a meme about having a khornate bezerker friend. "-Constantly pissed of at everything -A N G E R Y +One day, he will calm down and sit right next to you... He will tell you secrets of the universe, secrets that are long forgotten in time and age. -The secrets make you really pissed of and AMGERY"
@@murunbuchstanzangur And the answer is yes, they are. Very much so. But where are your fingers? Considering that Slaanesh is in play, the answer may surprise you.
Khorne has it so rough. Korne Worshipper realizing they like being a dom: Khorne: Noooo.... Khorne Worshipper realizing they like inflicting death more than blood: Khorne: NoNoNo... Khorne Worshipper realizing they like complicated and chaotic tactics and information war: Khorne: NOOOOOOOOOOOO Khorne Worshipper realizing fighting demons and thwarting chaotic conquest means the blissful slaughter will never end: Khorne: GOD PLEASE NO
@@comradestarbucks2726 Slaanesh's influence always confused me. I get the temptation thing and overindulgence, but that applies to them all in some way right?
@Crockpot Don’t forget obsession, and yes it does. Therein lies the problem for the other three gods. This is where the concept of slaanesh being the weakest, but with the power to eclipse them all comes from.
@@bcorsi8 Chaos also fuels itself as much as the materium does. I would argue Slaanesh is powerful because the other 3 chaos gods: the most powerful entities in the Warp also feel pride and pleasure with each victory they achieve. If Khorne cares not from where the blood is shed, Slaanesh cares not from where the pleasure is derived.
@@bcorsi8 Kinda, it helps if you think about chaos as it was when they were first born and a more defined set of characteristics. Nurgle is the unstoppable march of time, decay, disease and the acceptance of entropy and nature. Tzeentch is a force of change, of hope, plots and the sapient desire of any creature to control their fates. Khorne is the manifestation of never-ending conflicts, of burning rage, the desire of wanton destruction although that is one half, he also represents the courage and honor of war. Slannesh is just a filthy whore. So I'd say while it applies to all of them, the only one to actually take power from temptation and overindulgence is slannesh. Since those fall under exactly what manifested it.
Friendly reminder that in warhammer, when you play as the Khorne faction and Slaneeshi forces try seducing your troops, you have the option to straight up castrate your troops or else teach them chastity through bloodshed
Funnily enough, this situation has happened in lore. Khârn and a group of world eaters came across a particularly powerful Slaanesh demon who tried to convert them to the worship of Slaanesh. All the world eaters started to fall for it. Khârn almost did, but then he started getting extra angry and ended up slaughtering all his companions and the demon lmao
I remember it being said that a bunch of bloodletters basically tried to kick in Slannesh’s front door, only Slannesh to appear and every one of the bloodletters to instantly change allegiance
You should be careful because memes get a wrong/warped understanding of a lot of the lore, especially WH40K memes. In fact memes of this fandom are almost all wrong to some extent.
Great. Now I'm never going to be able to look at a World Eater without imagining this reasonable-ass dude calmly telling me how much he wants to simply collect skulls to repair his boss' throne for Christmas or something. Like I'M the asshole.
Slaanesh to Khorne worshipers: You do realise you can get more "Blood for the blood god " if you keep your enemies alive and torture them? Khorne worshipers: turn to slaanesh immediately
Oh that "I want to... Die" really got me in the Khorne feels. Btw Ethan is like the poster child of slannesh worship. A pervert with absolutely no shame.
He choking on Khonre , everybody ... a disgusting creature indeed. And the other guy , what a legend... that keeps winking at everybody, such a progressive mastermind.
This gives me an Idea for a w40k sitcom about a khorne worshipper and a slaanesh worshipper trying to live in the same apartment and not kill each other
"I want to die." fuck! Now I get what Khorne is about, I thought Malice was about that, but he was about suffering, let me worship the god that promises me death! *said the plague marine realizing he can´t leave his little brothers in his every orvices and organ alone*
Leave it to Slaanesh to constantly turn the discussion back to sex when it was clearly always about violence.
Sex ist eine Schlacht, Liebe ist Krieg.
@@thedubstepaddict3675 Sex is the battle, love is the war? Cute saying.
@@raskov75 its also a rammstein lyric.
Sex...Violence...Why choose, when you could have SEXUAL VIOLENCE! (Disclaimer: Not condoning sexual violence, unless you're 28mm tall and made of plastic, resin, or modeling putty.)
@garretphegley8796 Oh wait, now I understand this joke even more.
Calmest, most tranquil, Zen, Ghandi, harbinger of peace, Khorne Worshipper in existence. I dare say, this might even be an Alpha Legion spy.
Ahh, you don't get it. Seeing the scion of an opposing god he's driven to *such* levels of rage that his mind becomes post-nut clarity-like clear and absolutely calm. Because he know he *is* going to enjoy the upcoming slaughter!
he's just a proto berzerker
@@АнтонВолков-д7л you reminded me of a meme about having a khornate bezerker friend.
"-Constantly pissed of at everything
-A N G E R Y
+One day, he will calm down and sit right next to you... He will tell you secrets of the universe, secrets that are long forgotten in time and age.
-The secrets make you really pissed of and AMGERY"
That quiet, pure madness that comes with being supremely confident in your Khorne devotion.
[REDACTED]
I feel like ethan being a Slaanesh worshipper makes sense
More than Nurgle though?
@@robertemerson1087 undivided
@@robertemerson1087 Ethan is more of a degenerate than anything. If you want a Nurgle worshipper look at Nikocado avacado
@@Trazyn_Archives He’s one of the lost Primarchs
@Robert Emerson
Yeah, Horus. He's 'lost'
Vsauce, Michael here, blood is, apparently, for the blood God. But also skulls are for the skull throne.
Or ARE they?
@@murunbuchstanzangur And the answer is yes, they are. Very much so. But where are your fingers? Considering that Slaanesh is in play, the answer may surprise you.
Why it does feels like that Vsauce was created by Tzeench?
I want Vsauce to make a video about the "God" Emperor, questioning the God part
The average person only has one skull in their body, but how much does it weigh? And what exactly is weight anyways?
A true disciple of Khorne
*disiple
@@JohnDoe-wv7ep lol your spelling ain't right either. It's disciple.
@@BeedrillYanyan you sure found me out
Dekpillie
depiple
"were you wanting to do something uh... more extreme?"
"I want to die"
this is actually just a conversation that would happen.
i died at that part
0:15 "We discovered raw Khorne" is definitely Act 1 in an insane new war40k saga.
The virgin Slaanesh fan vs the Chad Khorne enjoyer
The THAD Malal Rememberer
I think slaanesh is the furthest from being a virgin
both are virgins compared to Nurgle
Slaanesh fans definitely aren't virgins lmao
@@ObiWeebKenobi it sure is ironic
"I'm choking on Khorne here"
Bruh what is he doing
Khorne is choking him for being horny for a sec there
Surprise Slaanesh colab.
Choking on Khorne
he found a compromise
It's a position known as "the skull throne"
The "I want to die" part is really quite apt for a Khornate warrior.
In 40k especially. Butchers nails are no joke.
hi is simply a true khorne enjoyer, what do you not understand
People saying "Khorne" that must be an largely untapped gold mine. This fits pretty well.
I'm forever grateful for the content you make
When they reach their hands up onto their face and it looks like its because theyre too small for their armor, i find it hilarious.
Just some grotesque chaos mutations bro it makes them grow hands on their faces
Yeah I feel that
“I want. To… Die”
I can’t believe how perfect this is
Khorne has it so rough.
Korne Worshipper realizing they like being a dom:
Khorne: Noooo....
Khorne Worshipper realizing they like inflicting death more than blood:
Khorne: NoNoNo...
Khorne Worshipper realizing they like complicated and chaotic tactics and information war:
Khorne: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Khorne Worshipper realizing fighting demons and thwarting chaotic conquest means the blissful slaughter will never end:
Khorne: GOD PLEASE NO
That’s really all the chaos gods who aren’t slaanesh.
@@comradestarbucks2726 Slaanesh's influence always confused me. I get the temptation thing and overindulgence, but that applies to them all in some way right?
@Crockpot
Don’t forget obsession, and yes it does. Therein lies the problem for the other three gods. This is where the concept of slaanesh being the weakest, but with the power to eclipse them all comes from.
@@bcorsi8 Chaos also fuels itself as much as the materium does. I would argue Slaanesh is powerful because the other 3 chaos gods: the most powerful entities in the Warp also feel pride and pleasure with each victory they achieve.
If Khorne cares not from where the blood is shed, Slaanesh cares not from where the pleasure is derived.
@@bcorsi8 Kinda, it helps if you think about chaos as it was when they were first born and a more defined set of characteristics. Nurgle is the unstoppable march of time, decay, disease and the acceptance of entropy and nature. Tzeentch is a force of change, of hope, plots and the sapient desire of any creature to control their fates. Khorne is the manifestation of never-ending conflicts, of burning rage, the desire of wanton destruction although that is one half, he also represents the courage and honor of war. Slannesh is just a filthy whore. So I'd say while it applies to all of them, the only one to actually take power from temptation and overindulgence is slannesh. Since those fall under exactly what manifested it.
0:25 "You're thinking too small"
friendly fire!
"You're really trying to connect something here. And I am really glad you are."
Pure Slaanesh.
Jokes aside you can feel michael is doing his best to deflect from a uncomfortable question.
Khorn: a true believer
Friendly reminder that in warhammer, when you play as the Khorne faction and Slaneeshi forces try seducing your troops, you have the option to straight up castrate your troops or else teach them chastity through bloodshed
just pull an Angron: DECIMATION
@TheWacko Angron did it aswell
You mean total war?
"That's Brutal"
Either way, blood for the blood god
the tension is palpable this is amazing
This was actually quite brilliant.
As an avowed Nurgle fan, I like your profile icon. Rot on.
The Wrath of Kharn(abridged version).
Oh, he so Khorny
"You're really trying to connect something here. And I'm glad that you are."
You just keep on delivering
This is the best content Ethan Klein has produced in ages
I seen Ethan Klein as a disgusting little troglodyte, and I see little that would convince me otherwise.
Based
Funnily enough, this situation has happened in lore. Khârn and a group of world eaters came across a particularly powerful Slaanesh demon who tried to convert them to the worship of Slaanesh. All the world eaters started to fall for it. Khârn almost did, but then he started getting extra angry and ended up slaughtering all his companions and the demon lmao
incel kills friends and only person ever to be interested in him sexually, more news at 11.
I can just imagine the slaanesh demon asking that same question, "are you a tits or an assman?"
I remember it being said that a bunch of bloodletters basically tried to kick in Slannesh’s front door, only Slannesh to appear and every one of the bloodletters to instantly change allegiance
That's actually a very calm and talktaltive Krone berserker
that Slaanesh demon looks awfully Nurgly
I have almost no bearing on 40k, so trying to understand the lore and factions through memes has become very enjoyable for me lmfao
It almost makes them funnier in a way
You should be careful because memes get a wrong/warped understanding of a lot of the lore, especially WH40K memes. In fact memes of this fandom are almost all wrong to some extent.
@@joycereed6952 bro don’t pretend like the actual lore doesn’t contradict the shit out of itself lmao
@@joycereed6952 oh dude be careful he might get the facts of a contradictory fictional universe wrong oh no oh geez
That's how I took my plunge in to the lore. Now I am too deep. Years of reading, multiple years, still I know nothing.
I love this so much because I am a Khorne-boi and my friend tries to convince me that Slaanesh is the way - so I sent him this
Fuck the gods and fuck the corpse.
Sincerely, Night Lords.
It took Michael saying he wanted to die for me to realize this wasn't a linear conversation
Great. Now I'm never going to be able to look at a World Eater without imagining this reasonable-ass dude calmly telling me how much he wants to simply collect skulls to repair his boss' throne for Christmas or something. Like I'M the asshole.
The epic music over this makes it perfect
"You're thinking too small."
Slaanesh to Khorne worshipers: You do realise you can get more "Blood for the blood god " if you keep your enemies alive and torture them?
Khorne worshipers: turn to slaanesh immediately
Always makes me smile when the most replayed is the very begging of the video. One of the few good features youtube had added
He is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will.
Thats what Khorne does to you.
I just got one of those thirst trap mobile game ads but fear not men, I shall not be tempted by the evils of slannesh
Stay strong brother. Trust in your training.
Your content is on par with Barry Walt’s. I look forward to watching this channel grow.
A like for the Algorithm God.
I thought this was his channel until you said something.
Raw Khrone, sounds great.
Worshipper of Khorne with a mind of Tzeentch.
Korn demon: I love to leave a trail of blood and corpses but what slunesh is doing with them is to far for me.
This content is pure gold, LMAO!
Khorn worshiper giving envy to slanesh worshipers : "chocking on khorn right here"
Vsauce is definitely Tzeentch aligned
The crossover I didn't know I needed lmaoooo
Thank you very much, looking forward to more chaos champion fireside chats.
The WH40K podcast memes are killing me lol, they fit so well 😂 especially Alex Jones and Joe Rogan
The 'You're thinking too small' I'm f*cking dead omg
So this is what happens when a bar gets pulled into the warp.
Oh that "I want to... Die" really got me in the Khorne feels.
Btw Ethan is like the poster child of slannesh worship. A pervert with absolutely no shame.
It’s almost like this clip was Vsauce’s plan all along….
A true Khorne Berserker 0:47
I feel like this was more Slaanesh playing mind games with someone who is obviously attempting to pose as a Khorne worshipper.
This is hitting p1ngtr1p levels of editing, respect.
" i'm Choking on Khorne right here "
A masterpiece of craftsmanship.
Ethan is more of a nurgle guy
My boy has never heard of cornhub before
"You're really trying to connect some things here and I'm really glad you are."
*Tzeentch has entered the chat
"We discovered raw Khorne"
I love these edits so much
This is actually perfect. I think people should realize that. Great vid
I am so impresed how you edit these clips everytime especially with Vsauce
Videos on this channel are so good IMO that I often catch myself trying to subscribe one more time xD
This is actually how I feel about the lore and why I am positive that I am a Khorne man, extremely accurate.
I’m choking on Khorne with these edits.
He choking on Khonre , everybody ... a disgusting creature indeed. And the other guy , what a legend... that keeps winking at everybody, such a progressive mastermind.
This gives me an Idea for a w40k sitcom about a khorne worshipper and a slaanesh worshipper trying to live in the same apartment and not kill each other
Nothing like some good ol Khorneography.
This is perfect in every way.
Those words have been actually uttered, in our world, not 40k, that's the scary part.
*Heresy! Heresy everywhere!*
Another great one
This raw khorne is really something
Choking on Khorne right here
I find this shit so fucking funny please keep making them
I freaking love this
Nurgle Ethan is the best xD
We got Khorne, Nurgle, and Slaanesh, but still didn't get a Tzeench from this video? Surely there must be something.
Would this be funnier or less funny if I didn't know about corn porn?
I just had to keep scrolling 😮💨
Although technically, H3H3 would be a Nurgle guy.
"I want to die." fuck! Now I get what Khorne is about, I thought Malice was about that, but he was about suffering, let me worship the god that promises me death! *said the plague marine realizing he can´t leave his little brothers in his every orvices and organ alone*
I can't believe Michael isn't a worshiper of anything but Tzeentch
Any ytp with VSauce guy is hard to fuk up 😆
“Choking on khorn right here-“
🌽 🦛‼️
I'm sorry but this content is not safe for hippos
I am a skulls for the skull God type of guy
Bro is literally insane, this conversation was all about Khorne.
Ah yes a true devotee of Khorne.
These videos keep me going
Why are so many of these videos so accurate?
we discovered raw khorne
Now imagine Michael as a Tzeench worshipper..... Oh wait we don't have to
Best one yet
0:47 Everyone felt that.
I feel as if Michael would go for Tzeentch.
another BANGER