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  • @northernsnipes8884
    @northernsnipes8884 7 років тому +2549

    Bradly Martyn probably picks peach as his character in mario kart

    • @northernsnipes8884
      @northernsnipes8884 7 років тому +6

      Joshua Barnes lol

    • @joshsmith1347
      @joshsmith1347 7 років тому +5

      Gotteeem

    • @sabersworn
      @sabersworn 7 років тому +44

      You'd rather stare at a dude on your TV screen instead of a chick? This video probably isn't for you then. You might wanna check out Grindr instead, bro...

    • @michaels5301
      @michaels5301 7 років тому +1

      real original comment

    • @northernsnipes8884
      @northernsnipes8884 7 років тому

      ClashingWithDG no need to be rude

  • @thebigman7109
    @thebigman7109 7 років тому +702

    His arms are heavy
    Legs small
    Bulking shredding
    No cardio he’s never sweaty
    Dom Mazzetti

    • @DislikeButton69420
      @DislikeButton69420 4 роки тому +13

      He's nervous

    • @DislikeButton69420
      @DislikeButton69420 4 роки тому +14

      But on the surface he looks calm and reafy

    • @bruh_sauce8288
      @bruh_sauce8288 3 роки тому +19

      legs weak arms are heavy there’s creatine all over his sweater already, Dom Mazetti

    • @TrollHiddenCave
      @TrollHiddenCave 3 роки тому +3

      U BETTER LOSE URSELF TO THE SWOLL
      U OWN IT U BETTER NEVER LET IT GO

  • @drewkocak
    @drewkocak 7 років тому +3576

    The Bradley Martyn jabs never get old

    • @JoseRamirez-yh2ll
      @JoseRamirez-yh2ll 7 років тому +4

      sorry to hear about your sickness

    • @datboybigrub
      @datboybigrub 7 років тому +2

      Jose Ramirez looks like u actually got a pillow

    • @etoledo18
      @etoledo18 6 років тому

      SO TRUE Lmao !

    • @akiada8196
      @akiada8196 6 років тому

      Drew Kocak I

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 6 років тому +17

      Unlike Bradley Martyn, who ages at a rate far worse than your average man.

  • @chriss3208
    @chriss3208 4 роки тому +1372

    Girls on tinder: “Must be able to hold a convo” “must have an original opener”
    Girls on Bumble:”Hi how r u”

    • @JoshdaKnight
      @JoshdaKnight 4 роки тому +13

      Chris S pretty much.

    • @paulallen579
      @paulallen579 4 роки тому +102

      Yeah, it boggles my mind why you would choose an app where the entire unique selling point is that you get to message first, and you get 24 hours to think of your opener, only to just send "Hi!".

    • @Jasonlimitless
      @Jasonlimitless 4 роки тому +28

      Lol not even.. it's usually a gif or emoji. Or just 'hey' 😂

    • @The_Real_Frisbee
      @The_Real_Frisbee 4 роки тому +84

      "Must be able to hold a convo" equates to "I'm boring and hard to talk to for longer than 5 seconds"

    • @Jasonlimitless
      @Jasonlimitless 4 роки тому +24

      Never understood why someone would message match you AND message you, just to make the conversation as difficult as possible.. why ? What's the point ?

  • @jeffr5552
    @jeffr5552 5 років тому +429

    15 seconds in and I am fully aware that:
    1) All I do after work is lift weights
    2) I'm watching this while eating out of Tupperware.

    • @agerestricted1947
      @agerestricted1947 3 роки тому +10

      Don't worry bro we're all the same here

    • @philippgerstmair2286
      @philippgerstmair2286 3 роки тому +6

      Just read that comment after work while eating out of Tupperware. Magical

  • @user-ns3vs3bp3e
    @user-ns3vs3bp3e 7 років тому +2887

    I’d make a rent must be due joke but no way any of your videos are getting monetised anymore

    • @landonyelken458
      @landonyelken458 7 років тому +74

      Thats probably why he wants you to pay to watch his videos a whole two days early

    • @dannythedishwasher8948
      @dannythedishwasher8948 7 років тому +5

      123 456 he has a series on the Rock's channel

    • @aprilbabies4462
      @aprilbabies4462 7 років тому +71

      had

    • @wrenpyle7098
      @wrenpyle7098 7 років тому

      123 456 I got an ad on this one

    • @josesoto3594
      @josesoto3594 7 років тому +3

      actually i watched an ad to see this video lol

  • @LEN-iy3ix
    @LEN-iy3ix 7 років тому +447

    One of the great wordsmiths of our times Dom.....

  • @tcaab369
    @tcaab369 7 років тому +739

    He is back!! now lets wait another 3 months.

    • @redlionplumbing
      @redlionplumbing 7 років тому +2

      Olaf Lol NEW VIDEOS...every...

    • @charleshecker8747
      @charleshecker8747 7 років тому +2

      News videos..... Every wee.... Season

    • @Trescera
      @Trescera 7 років тому +1

      3 months is the new one week

    • @reubenhson
      @reubenhson 6 років тому

      Olaf Lol the end haha

  • @iannewton826
    @iannewton826 7 років тому +625

    Surprised there wasn’t a Grindr/CrossFit joke

  • @futurestein9905
    @futurestein9905 7 років тому +188

    Wonder is Brad is going to jump on that hair product

  • @viktorvondoom9119
    @viktorvondoom9119 7 років тому +619

    Do a video about gym hygiene
    Do a video about gym related injuries
    Do a video about least alpha exercises
    Do a video about the gym staff
    Do a video about grocery shopping
    Do a video about group lessons

    • @iamtj111
      @iamtj111 7 років тому +3

      Viktor von DOOM like so Dom can see

    • @beareroflife
      @beareroflife 7 років тому +16

      gym staff . i want to see that one.

    • @Opticoniro
      @Opticoniro 7 років тому +7

      He has videos about injuries and least alpha exercises.

    • @viktorvondoom9119
      @viktorvondoom9119 6 років тому

      Oh yeah you are right, forgot about his least alpha video. I cant find the one about injuries tho. But I do know he has one about rest days, if thats the one you are reffering to?

    • @Opticoniro
      @Opticoniro 6 років тому +2

      +Viktor von DOOM It is called "How to fix injuries and imbalances". Just search "broscience injuries" and it comes right up.

  • @ithenewrace
    @ithenewrace 7 років тому +136

    “New videos!!!!... Whenever I run out of beer money”
    -Dom

  • @caius6019
    @caius6019 7 років тому +338

    Oh shit the last time I was this early was...Doms last video.
    You could say its been a while

    • @rafaelniemi3753
      @rafaelniemi3753 7 років тому +1

      Burnt Oatmeal Over 2weeks*

    • @EricCris10sen
      @EricCris10sen 6 років тому

      Umm he usually posts anywhere from 2 weeks to a month...

  • @aneccentriclongforgotten6047
    @aneccentriclongforgotten6047 4 роки тому +27

    Two years later and I'm still rewatching all this man's videos

    • @ncikcarrico8373
      @ncikcarrico8373 Рік тому +1

      Two years later I am still rewatching all this man’s videos

  • @Anon-th9je
    @Anon-th9je 7 років тому +347

    I have a final in an hour and a half, but when the notification came up I didn't hesitate. No regrets

  • @mentalrock
    @mentalrock 7 років тому +301

    Do a video about Delayed onset muscle soreness (DOMS)!!!!

    • @kyrie4451
      @kyrie4451 7 років тому +7

      Doms' big, everyone wants it.

    • @David-ud9ju
      @David-ud9ju 7 років тому +17

      All the name jokes would be insane.

  • @shizzychris
    @shizzychris 7 років тому +66

    Shred-Zeppelin

  • @VisionaryTraining2016
    @VisionaryTraining2016 7 років тому +32

    Dom will never get old, I can't comprehend how every video is equally funny and accurate

  • @aydomac
    @aydomac 7 років тому +365

    Class is BACK in session! God is good.

    • @aydomac
      @aydomac 7 років тому +2

      Cast Chris Hansen as James Bond hahaha very true!

    • @jonathanjoestar7640
      @jonathanjoestar7640 7 років тому +3

      Aydo Mac Amen to that!

    • @dennyg727
      @dennyg727 7 років тому +3

      mass *

    • @allgood4634
      @allgood4634 7 років тому +1

      All the time🙌🙌🙌

    • @isaiahgooden9125
      @isaiahgooden9125 7 років тому

      Aydo Mac More like Mass is BACK in session! 💪💪💪💪

  • @futurestein9905
    @futurestein9905 7 років тому +131

    So much bigger than that Brad chick

  • @ivanmacadangdang2006
    @ivanmacadangdang2006 7 років тому +19

    4:59 “will respond to any combination of letters. Especially Greek letters.” Oh so true.

  • @petarjurkic8148
    @petarjurkic8148 7 років тому +857

    2 videos in 3 weeks u good bro?

    • @dogmatrees
      @dogmatrees 7 років тому +73

      call the ambulance, hes off a cycle

    • @kamilo1175
      @kamilo1175 7 років тому +31

      He took out a loan and now needs to pay mf's back

    • @makus509
      @makus509 7 років тому +19

      Its been one week because new videos every week

    • @AdiDoinStuff
      @AdiDoinStuff 7 років тому +8

      one video for x mas shopping, the other for rent

  • @olbear303
    @olbear303 7 років тому +85

    Maybe the only real natty on UA-cam

  • @Jazzisa311
    @Jazzisa311 4 роки тому +8

    This channel is the only one where I never skip past the sponsor statements, 'cause they're just as good as the content!

  • @kiddynamite4138
    @kiddynamite4138 6 років тому +9

    The shade at Bradley Martin never gets old.

  • @ContinualImprovement
    @ContinualImprovement 7 років тому +397

    Tinder - DTF

  • @shadowscreamer1
    @shadowscreamer1 7 років тому +56

    Your apartment sounds like it has no furniture

  • @deaconx
    @deaconx 6 років тому +26

    "Coffee meets bagel... ASIANS..." onto the next one lol

  • @hcwaytobe1104
    @hcwaytobe1104 7 років тому +21

    You should do another ask the brofessor.

  • @SavioandChato
    @SavioandChato 7 років тому +49

    Lmao when Brad popped up

    • @Derren82
      @Derren82 7 років тому +9

      Had to replay it 5 times, he was too small to see at first. Nice Easter egg, Dom.

  • @ryanplaysdot4216
    @ryanplaysdot4216 7 років тому +549

    In all the years of recording you haven't made any gains at all, but you know what you have gained? Our hearts

  • @SpaceMissile
    @SpaceMissile 3 роки тому +1

    1:56 - the delivery on the "something to do" was so good

  • @MrTrexMcgee
    @MrTrexMcgee 7 років тому +3

    When you lose hope, it's important not to let it show.

  • @AscendedMasculine
    @AscendedMasculine 7 років тому +104

    Talk about the types of girls on dating apps next

  • @boominbimmers7499
    @boominbimmers7499 7 років тому +122

    Brad Martyn is just too small to get girls

  • @haydenmacfarlane7194
    @haydenmacfarlane7194 4 роки тому +10

    Holy shit he got real about bumble... I felt that shit

  • @jamesjoseph1249
    @jamesjoseph1249 5 років тому +8

    "All you do is lift weights and eat out of tuperware"....oh, that shit hits close to home.

  • @IImperviious
    @IImperviious 7 років тому

    Watched once on BroScience.com , watching again on UA-cam. Can't get enough

  • @Schulzenberger
    @Schulzenberger 7 років тому +282

    Back then:
    🌸 She loves me
    🌸 She loves me not
    Now:
    📱 I'd do her
    📱 I'd do her not

  • @j-theorythequantummechanic6025
    @j-theorythequantummechanic6025 7 років тому +10

    I'm surprised you didn't mention POF, it's a classic..

  • @mattuiop
    @mattuiop 4 роки тому +24

    You missed every PoF profile goes like this:
    "Sweet but psycho
    Love tattoos
    Love travelling
    I'm such a scorpio
    I have 2 kids already
    My pitties are my life
    I have a private snap btw tee hee
    Also bi
    That doesn't make me a hoe
    I want a real man that respects me"

  • @balboa0621
    @balboa0621 7 років тому +12

    "Coffee Meets Bagel.
    Asians."
    Spot on. That's actually how I met my Asian girlfriend.

  • @RenegadeVile
    @RenegadeVile 5 років тому +41

    "An empty sack of meat, operated by a colony of gerbils." This guy is a master of words and analogies, it's insane.

  • @connors6676
    @connors6676 7 років тому +10

    Be back in a few months!

  • @dimitrisstamatelis812
    @dimitrisstamatelis812 7 років тому +15

    2 videos in 3 weeks?? Am I dreaming?

  • @mik529
    @mik529 7 років тому +1

    Brosciene is back! YES! This was so good!

  • @LoveLinTV
    @LoveLinTV 6 років тому +38

    "humid"

    • @alaskasnow3406
      @alaskasnow3406 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/b29qjOHsI60/v-deo.html

  • @linux750
    @linux750 4 роки тому +2

    1:23
    A pretty good description of "Penny Underbust"

  • @averyotoole5007
    @averyotoole5007 7 років тому +128

    RIP Brad Martyn

    • @DonutVideos
      @DonutVideos 7 років тому +8

      What a shame, he was almost as big as Dom when he kicked the bucket :,(

    • @averyotoole5007
      @averyotoole5007 7 років тому +4

      his ghost!

  • @vfox1582
    @vfox1582 7 років тому

    A NEW VIDEO!!!? Skipping leg day and work to watch this!

  • @cc1912
    @cc1912 2 роки тому +3

    Dom was subtly warning us about not using dating apps.

  • @CyrilOfTheWind
    @CyrilOfTheWind 7 років тому

    I just got done marathoning almost all the broscience videos when this notification popped up

  • @connorkelleher6372
    @connorkelleher6372 6 років тому +4

    “Coffee meets bagel” ..... “Asians” hahaha I laughed my ass off

  • @legendofgwepze8398
    @legendofgwepze8398 7 років тому +1

    Wow, an actual video by Dom!!!!!!

  • @taco564
    @taco564 7 років тому +781

    Bodybuilding.com - you’re in the wrong place bro

    • @joyjin4183
      @joyjin4183 7 років тому

      How would you find people actually in your city though? Unless you live in a mega city?

    • @Xiledolly
      @Xiledolly 6 років тому

      masturbating* Trust me i'm an expert.

    • @claytonkramer7234
      @claytonkramer7234 6 років тому +10

      More like Bodybuilding.dom

    • @tendonsondemontime1520
      @tendonsondemontime1520 5 років тому

      @@Xiledolly lol

  • @daviddebergh254
    @daviddebergh254 6 років тому +1

    "An old football covered in butter" Fucking Lost it 😂😂😂👌👌👌

  • @landonmcmeekin9781
    @landonmcmeekin9781 7 років тому +3

    Dom has got his mojo back...this feels like one of the old ones again!

  • @Vince-tg1id
    @Vince-tg1id 5 років тому +1

    I absolutely love Dom’s metaphors. Keep it up Dom!

  • @thecrystaltide3757
    @thecrystaltide3757 4 роки тому +3

    "empty sack of meat operated by a colony of gerbils" will always be my favourite phrase

  • @2Tall_Powerlifting
    @2Tall_Powerlifting 7 років тому

    Never been more happy to see an upload!

  • @shanellewarner6873
    @shanellewarner6873 5 років тому +6

    I actually died laughing watching him and I've never seen his channel but he is hilarious

    • @mu2137
      @mu2137 Рік тому

      How's his upload schedule?

  • @anabol4234
    @anabol4234 7 років тому +1

    QUALITY CONTENT ON MY B-DAY
    First time i enjoy this fkn day lmao

  • @joeldoxtator9804
    @joeldoxtator9804 6 років тому +4

    "My skin looks like an old football covered in butter" Shots fired Bios3training!

  • @nomararevir2170
    @nomararevir2170 7 років тому +2

    Love the "shred-zeppelin" shirt!

  • @jeremijabernhard5813
    @jeremijabernhard5813 7 років тому +3

    oh man you are still alive❤️

  • @hanson2133
    @hanson2133 7 років тому

    Do one talking about going to expos!! Perfect timing coming up with the LA FIT EXPO

  • @Yeet-yx9tw
    @Yeet-yx9tw 7 років тому +4

    1:26 I'm gonna need the name of those potatoes for research purposes..

  • @nhopson3
    @nhopson3 6 років тому

    The "yams" comparison was too much.lol. Best vid yet. like the new approach.

  • @Aviation101
    @Aviation101 7 років тому +9

    Dos Equis product placement.

  • @jamescameron149
    @jamescameron149 6 років тому +2

    Finally, some brofessor that helps me make sense of the world. If only I wasn't so small. I still fit through offensively small doors. Need to get to Church.

  • @WheresRevi
    @WheresRevi 7 років тому +12

    New videos every!....week? 2 weeks? Month? 4 months? 2 days?

  • @Rand0mGameStuff
    @Rand0mGameStuff 7 років тому +2

    That intro gets me every time

  • @Leven727
    @Leven727 7 років тому +13

    Dom you’re a God.
    Make some vids on Political Correctness.
    Remaster the Crossfit video please.
    Make a video on the most alpha things to do in the gym.
    Dom the fucken GOAT.
    Been watching since 2014 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @arkham666
    @arkham666 7 років тому +1

    haven't watched the whole video but the 1st 25 seconds may be the most accurate description of my dating life ever.

  • @InfiniteAthletics
    @InfiniteAthletics 7 років тому +344

    You’re videos always have me laughing!

  • @masteroftheuniverse149
    @masteroftheuniverse149 7 років тому

    Watched all the adds to help you out bro! Keep up the great content Mike! Don't let UA-cam get you down!

  • @mr.fizzle6318
    @mr.fizzle6318 5 років тому +4

    "... the fact that you are and empty sack of meat, operated by a colony of gerbils." I think that might be the best way to articulate the human condition.

  • @treybobbitt6455
    @treybobbitt6455 7 років тому +1

    He just disrespects Bradley right in the first 30 seconds. Had me rolling

  • @MrGidget97
    @MrGidget97 7 років тому +3

    I wonder if dom would rather be caught wearing BMFit gear or caught without a pump

  • @crowdsurfpp2192
    @crowdsurfpp2192 7 років тому

    Proud to be part of the early viewing crowd. #brosciencelife

  • @alexross2835
    @alexross2835 6 років тому +3

    Please do a video on the bro guide for tinder

  • @mav2503
    @mav2503 4 роки тому +1

    10 seconds in and Dom already murders Bradley “no gains” Martyn 😂

  • @joeyz3566
    @joeyz3566 7 років тому +4

    THE FUCKING SHIRT

  • @jacobatwell7527
    @jacobatwell7527 6 років тому +1

    Hey Dom you should do a video about working out in the hospital waiting room. I'm about to start bench pressing benches if these people don't hurry up.

  • @MarksTech
    @MarksTech 7 років тому +18

    For hims website discount isn’t working. Thumbs up so he can see

  • @JoeMaxFpv
    @JoeMaxFpv 7 років тому +1

    Been watching your videos for years since the beginning. Killer bro. Keep up the good work!

  • @ethiopianpride8732
    @ethiopianpride8732 7 років тому +9

    Best place to look is west palm beach backpage transsexual, every body knows this

    • @PieterDaniell
      @PieterDaniell 7 років тому

      Ethiopian Pride alabama lucy is sweet too

  • @PerhapsOOTMM
    @PerhapsOOTMM 7 років тому +2

    0:22 He's onto us. Flee gerbils (small feet scattering on the ground)

  • @mertz313
    @mertz313 7 років тому +83

    Dom looks like every Arab I ever met

    • @immortalkdude8721
      @immortalkdude8721 6 років тому +2

      I'm a tree arabs from arabia ? Is it a new race ? He looks greek or North Africa

    • @fadzilicious4411
      @fadzilicious4411 6 років тому +15

      he looks Greek or Italian...

    • @javierbautista9385
      @javierbautista9385 5 років тому +23

      @@immortalkdude8721 what the fuck is a tree Arab? are there grass and water Arabs too?

    • @Supernaut413
      @Supernaut413 5 років тому +5

      Kanker shrooms yea theyre like pokemons just more emotional and touchy about their smelly brown god

  • @fieryleech
    @fieryleech 4 роки тому

    the sponsor transition was funny😂 No not the Bible songs lmaooo

  • @deathstroketheterminator814
    @deathstroketheterminator814 7 років тому +12

    Fuck me, i'm already having trouble concentrating on finals.

    • @joyjin4183
      @joyjin4183 7 років тому

      Deathstroke the Terminator good luck!

    • @joevandervloedt7156
      @joevandervloedt7156 7 років тому

      jaja, I'm here....supposed to be doing homework....

    • @HAYHAY-yl1qh
      @HAYHAY-yl1qh 7 років тому +1

      Real Bros skip finals and hit the gym!

    • @deathstroketheterminator814
      @deathstroketheterminator814 7 років тому +1

      Joy Jin Thanks, ended up getting a C on the final and an A in the class.

  • @nichole8609
    @nichole8609 7 років тому

    The photo of the glazed donuts were so gnarly. Lol

  • @SitKid721
    @SitKid721 4 роки тому +3

    Tinder is the only game I have on my phone

  • @mnemonicabyss
    @mnemonicabyss 7 років тому

    How you gonna make me burst out laughing 8 seconds in. Fucking love it when you roast Bradley.

  • @anthonydomante
    @anthonydomante 7 років тому +33

    Make a Steve Irwin video about hunting a wild Bradley martyn

  • @FrancoisThaRonin
    @FrancoisThaRonin 7 років тому +1

    Finally a new vid! Lazy f**k! 🤣🤣🤣 Thanks for the laughs Dom! 💪

  • @drewl4762
    @drewl4762 7 років тому +6

    Nothin like a little Dom before a pump session

  • @darrellholmes9923
    @darrellholmes9923 6 років тому

    Your description of Happn was point on

  • @haris000000
    @haris000000 7 років тому +18

    Do a "How To Behave On a First Date" tips for a gym rat

  • @captaininsane-o1835
    @captaininsane-o1835 6 років тому +1

    LMAO the fucking beginning had me dying bro!!!