Padmaavat & The Parrot - Stand-up Comedy by Varun Grover
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- Опубліковано 20 січ 2018
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The complete and uncensored Padmaavat is here. Enjoy, like, and share.
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Video credits:
Shot and edited by: Nanak Bhatia
Audio Production: Sreejith Menon
Venue: The Habitat - Comedy and Music Cafe (Mumbai)
Special Thanks: Abhishek Upmanyu - Комедії
Varun Grover is BEST!
Kunal Kamra Bhai plzz uplode some videos naa (stand up comedy)
Arre... Iske ghar k bahar bhi goo h
Aap bhi videos daalo Sir.Sambhit Patra is waiting.
Siyachin
i think sir you are best
"Tanishq ad" he already predicted 2 years ago 😂😂
Republic TRP Scam was predicted Dhruv Rathee 3 years ago 😁
@@tadakpayeng2193 i know bro 😂👍
💯🔥
😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
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beautiful speech
i can't help sharing this
can you believe, he wrote the most epic song "moh moh ke dhage"
And he wrote massan and sacred games. He is a gem
Also jio ho Bihar k lala
He was the songwriter in Gangs of Wasseypur
❤️
Hi is an IItian..
Don't know why I keep repeating Varun's video.. Too hilarious 🤣
@Karan Veer jisne lakshay Choudhary jeise cringe ko follow kiya ho wo to gyaan naa hi de 😂
Bhai me b. He's great
Very few comedians are both smart and funny
Vo tota aaj twitter ban gya😂
Mast comment
Brilliant
Underrated
🤣🤣👍😂
The most underrated comment on UA-cam 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That parrot writes scripts for zee news anchors now
Best comment of today!
Fuck 😂
The parrot is modiji
La-jawaab...
Hahaha,,,,great punch man
Back here after his INCREDIBLE performance in Qala. Truly a legend 👑
Yes lady
Wait seriously?! Uske vaha k show ki video ni ayi??? Ab q ni dalte ye video???
"Sipahi type" 🤣🤣🤣
You are famous and I'm first to comment so I'm famous too
Lol
@@vaibhavkumar9072 kuch sense banta hai iss baat ka😂
What is the meaning of the "H" logo behind him?
@@aritrabanerjee8549 its The Habitat comedy club in Mumbai
"Pyaar aur oppression main farak samajh nahi aata"was epic.
@@zeezeeshaan11 Bhai oppression hi he
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Check this once
Yes, Went uncaught.
Hiiii
@@javedhusain9879 to chacha aap bhi to muslim mahilao ke saath wahi karte hai
Can you believe that he is the lyricist of MOH MOH KE DHAAGE😳😳😳
Even screen play writer for sacred games and lyricist fr gangs of wassepur
@@vincentakshay857 yes I know
Wow..,
No never
But , he is....
I didn't know that 😮😮 that song was amazing
Yup I know
That “sasur” is the most epic word in the whole video😂😂
8:00 was waiting for "sivaay tote ke.."
Sometimes i'm concerned about this guy's safety 😂
Bro * pehle Kamra mrega*😂
@@Rahul-qx1kv usko to yeh log gand pe mirchi ka dhunaa dene vale hai..😂😂🤣🤣
Ha yaar bjpee wale bahot darte hai aise log se 🤣🤣
@Aashu. what is victimizing himself in it he is raising voice for muslims and other minorities by doing comedy stand up roast
@Aashu. tera baat bhi sahi hai par ye baat munawar Faruqui aur varun Grover main kyun ladaa rahe hain dono apne in jagah thik hain aur Munawwar Faruqui ka arrest huaa thaa wo bjp walon ne kiya thaa naaki varun grover ne kiya thaa toh varun grover pe ilzaam lagaana band karo
I took him granted for so long untill I came to know he won National award for best lyricist and scripted Masaan and Sacred Games🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Writing hai lyrics mahi
Same here bro, I too ignored him thinking he's yet another stand up comedian.
He is too much underrated comedian
I think he also co wrote gangs of Wasseypur
He wrote moh moh ke dhage
In 1000 years ago Parrot🦜 and now it is called Twitter 🐦
Good sense of humour 🔥
He said "tota ek time pe ek pair nahi uthata" He predicted the future 😂
"Fiction is not History"
I felt that! 😭
@Meena Khandelia Brother! I'm just obsessed by the 'quote' not by what they are saying!
@Meena Khandelia koi baat nahi ye musalman aur leftist chutiya gaye hai saare
@@TonyStark-ir4om modi ka virodh karo to tum muslim,leftist and anti national ban jate ho- an andhbhakt
@@keshavraj1389 that's why ANDHBhakt
@@ganeshdindokar4948 nope he's not. Not agreeing to something doesn't get you labels!
Labelling muslims as leftist and antu national makes you andhbhakt. Jo tu h😌
He is Ravish Kumar with Extra Sarcasm.
Add r.c guha... for this historical accuracy..
🤣🤣🤣
What is the meaning of the "H" logo behind him?
So true bro 🤣🤣
@@aritrabanerjee8549 Logo of the Studio (The Habitat ) in Mumbai
"Tota hai ki sasur WhatsApp hai"
"Tota to khulla ghum rha hai sala"
These lines 😂😅😂
Epic
He is a national award winner 😧
And man his punch lines are awesome 🙌
All these sensible & intellectual people in comments section,where do you guys go during election???
Bas jo idhar hain, kareeb kareeb utne hi hain bhai, baki sab pagla gaye hain, bina mask ke ghum rahe hain, "lockdown khatam, corona khatam" chillate hue.
Kya pata , aur koi option nhi hai bolke Kamal pe jaake soo jaate honge
Kyunki ye gaane likhne mai mahir h aur chutiya banane mai isliye desh ke liye modi ko chun te h
look at things beyond elections
it is not like some other politician will create a heaven for you
watch laugh enjoy
@Kat J I think the reason these people don't show up to vote (just a guess) is because most of them are underage... I myself am 17.
watching varun grover is like ravish kumar doing comedy
Ya both are intelligent and up to the point.Each word gives meaning.
Stop comparing rabies kumar to him. He is shit.
@@himanshu5205 welcome bhakt ...when did you graduated from WhatsApp university ??
@@bantydeosi8953 I think between 14-20
@@himanshu5205 SIMP!
Varun Grover is the superlative degree of 'savage'
"Totta toh already khula ghum raha hai sala" epic line 👌🤣🤣🤣
Most epic one was "kitne din chupayenge, tota to khulla ghoom rha hai sala".
LMAO
lMAO means???
@@neekk9462 laughing my ass out
What does the line mean? Like is there another meaning to it? I didn't find it funny so maybe I'm missing something
@@stilllearning6252 yes
@@stilllearning6252 ya
तोता तो खुल्ला घूम रहा है sala 🤣😂🤣🤣
Lol😀😂🤣
😂
singh hokr rply achcha diye achch lga bhai
Kitna din chupaenge then this line
CBI ??
Varun and kunal kamra you both are undoubtedly the best in this subcontinent. There is no word which can describe your bravery.
3:18 😂😂😂😂
Asli maza yaha s
"Khilji aaya bola sasur bulaya kahe tha..."
Just epic😂😂
Khujli kon h be😂
@@murugankartik2269 khujli nhi alauddin khilji 7 ka history padh beta
@@murugankartik2269 khilji wo hai jisne hindustan ko mongols se bachaya tha
@@narendraxaviermodi4346 khilji wo hai Jisne tumhari par dadiyo ko pela tha tabhi tum ajj Katwe ho
@Jay Patel If he did not defeat mongol, you hindus would have been happy , mongols would have liberated you, just like british did from the hand of muslims. Jay, genghis khan and british raj, eh, bro.
The 'udd gaya' line gets me every time! 😂😂😂
😂😂
I'm here only for jhalabad boy but I couldn't find him😂😂😂😂 Amazing Grover ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Smooth comedian. Excellent timing and composure.
00:18 now the actual tanishq ad became the target. How the times have changed
time flew even if kamra couldn't
@@anvi3969 😆😆
Rather how they haven't changed😞😞
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beautiful speech
i can't help sharing this
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beautiful speech
i can't help sharing this
Jhalawar waale ka comment dekhne aaya hu😂😂
Sohail Singh seriously bhai...hum.v waahi khoj rhe hai😂😂😂
Sohail Singh same bro
Fuck bhai 😂😂😂😂😂
Mai bhi
Me bhi bhai😁😁😁
He needs to be in Z Security. He is a GEM. I am obssessed with hearing these. He is so good at this.
Toty ka honour killing 😂
Khilji : sasur bulaye kahe the....😂🤣😂😂
Oi behenchodo yaha aagaye dharam ka maa chudane
Bsdk ab toh sudhar jao
@@hafezlaskar5916 true
@@YasirKhan-ct9od tm musalman ho.😡 dekho kitni galligan di h. Or wo V kitni gali diya. Ye imaan wale nhi krte. Gali nhi deni chahiye👆☝️
@@sajdabegum2297 ye kutte hr jgh bewajh krte hai batao kya kre hm log..... Maine chhod di is wajh se unko fark nahi padta Pr muzhko padta hai Pr ye nahi sudhrege suar
@@muhammadsaifalisiddiqui9260 yrr thk h na btao. Pr gali to na do. Kya hmare NABI pak or hmare ALLAH Ne Hume gali de kr apni BAT smjhane KO kaha h. Or m V bht abuse sahi hu. Pr m kvi gali nhi deti. Qki fir mujhme or unme farq kya reh jayega. Hum momin h or Hum sbko is BAT ko bht ACHCHE se smjhne ki zrrt h. Ki dusre INSAN se bat KRNE ke farz kya h☝️
He is writer of "MASAN" movie🌀
Oh saacchi yrr
@@azharazizsiddiqui4050 yess bro
Writer of sacred games too!! He is talented
He is IITian Writer
Moh moh k dhage song bi varun grover ne hi likha he thats amaging
Disclaimer :- He is talking about the real Malik Muhammad Jayasi's written Padmawat
Not Bhansali's padmawat.
Tota to sala khula ghum rha hai was epic
His sense of humor is outstanding. This is called born talented
Born talent hm
Tota to khulla ghum raha hain😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Came here to search for the Jhalawar guy's comment
You nailed it completely sir what a great performance
In my humble opinion, This is a cult in the history of Indian standup comedy!!! Amazingly witty and darn humorous.
Shahid Ali yep!! His sarcasm level is just outstanding!! Better than new videos of biswa and many more..
mulle ki gand maaro
Ratan Sharma Tameez se baat kar
You told the real story of padwavat so beautifully.
No men this is very bad ye to hindustan k itihas ka apman h humara smaj aise logo ka kvi support nhi krega
@@sadhanasingh5699 I just said that he told the actual story in a very entertaining way.
@@RAHULSINGH-os6hp no men ye apman krne ka trika h smman k sath v bola ja skta tha
@@sadhanasingh5699 why so serious 🃏
Jb maharani mata padmini khilji k sath kvi rubru hi nhi hui ...To ye admi maa padmini k bare me glt bol q rha h rajputo ki ghar ki ijjt kvi kisi gair ke pass nhi gai to jb glt khani movie me dikhayega to virodh to hoga hi .....Hum maharani padmini ko maa man kr unki puja krte h aur ye kya glt bolenge to hum kvi chup nhi rhenge 1st hum logo m ekta lana hoga
well this was more historically accurate then what was shown in Padmavat
Who is missing him n revisiting this video again n again just like me
Is this the same man who wrote Sacred games?
yup
Yep
Yes and Masaan
Yup the legend himself
Yes bro. He is the writer of
Sacred Games(Screenplay)
Masaan
Moh moh ke dhaage(song)
3:40 understood this after watching his new video heckling and hukum singh .....too late...😜😜
Mere ko bhi
Same
Ohhhhhh.....too ye thaa ek bar m ek pair wala...😁😁😁😁
sravana bhargavi exactly 😂
Mujhe bhi koi batao yaar
This video always manages to make me smile, laugh, and feel better when I am down
I do wish Varun Grover would post some new content. 🙏🏼😊. The idea that some goons have caused him to stop is both worrying and sad.
He brings lightness and laughter to so many people.
Omg, what happened. This is so sad. This was one last bastion to escape to, for some of us. I pray for his well being. If you are reading this Varun Sir, please come back. We love you and admire you.
One video which I did not wanted to end. Awesome work.
Abhijit Mohanty didn't want*
Yeah..
Congress is history.
Acche din is fiction.
Perfect.
dono me time lagega
Soham Salunke Both are Work in Progress. 😂
Rahul Gandhi is history ..r u convinced with your thought 😂😂
Saurabh Gangwar 😂😂
that concept is actually copied from tweets of Shashi Tharoor and Anupam Kher tbh...yea that is kinda cool
Varun Grover and Kunal Kamra are national treasures and should be protected at all costs. 😂 Gajab comedy karta hai bhaisaab 😂
He is a National Award Winning LYRICIST , WRITER🔥 (Sacred Games, Masaan, udta punjab, etc) and An Amazing STAND-UP COMIC.......
💯A Real All-Rounder💯
So proud of him
sala tota toh khula ghum raha hai...
epic👌👍☺
sahi kaha bhai
That parrot becomes CBI in current time..
Also the election commission 🤣🤣😉
I loved the line “Tote pe vishwas kar liya, mano woh WhatsApp hai”
and the other line of Padmini’s father “Kar lo tum shaadi. Vaise bhi tum Shaadi-shuda ho aur woh tota abhi bhi azad hai. Kaun jaane kis kis ko batayega … kaun kaun ayega. Kal shayad Amit Shah bhi aa jaye!”
Kunal Kamra and Pant have met their match!!
Watching it 100th time its still tickling my bones
Those 4 chutiye's who failed to kill parrot became karani Sena in reincarnation. Now they are destroying everything out of the frustration of failure
SHANTANU AMBILDHOK lol😂😂
SHANTANU AMBILDHOK tu apni dekh sale karni sena ko salah mat de
Hahahahaha
2 kaudi ke jo chutiya log hote hain vahi Karni sena jaise group banate hain jo culture k naam par public property destroy karte hain. Agar itne hi bade Mard the sab toh kyu Angrezo, mughalo se chudwa baithe. Unity, dimag kuch tha nahi bas ego tha Aur hai. Chutiye log
PRADYUMANSINH DODIYA this is my country and I will not let bastard's of Mughal rulers to spread terrorism in my nation
Best punch of video 7:54 ...
😆😆😆😆😆😆
Khilji..- Sasur bulaya kahe tha 🤣🔥
Hahaha, probably the only stand up episode that I keep watching every few months! And always enjoy it like new 😂😂
Wish there was more content from him!
"Tota harami hai" - I die 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dad: Betha aapka report card kaha pei hei?
Varun's Fan:
"Udh Giya!"
Nope
Hum kaagaz nhi dikhayenge😂😂
Varun fans hum kagaz nhi dikhayenge😀
7:56 sasur bulaya kahe tha? That was epic 😂😂
😂😂😂👍👍👍
Hii #tanisq ad 😆
Soo funny tanisque😜😆
I AM watching it for like hundredth time ❤️❤️
The most funny dialogue, Tota Harami hai 😁😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
According to Sanjay Mishra Varun Grover is modern day Sant Kabir, & he's absolutely right
anything sanjay mishra says is absolutely right, that man is also saint
गुफ्तगू फैल रही है।
No matter how many times i watch this, still makes me laugh.
Hats off such a grt writer...with amazing sense of humor....keep it up..cheers
Varun your lines delivery is amazing!!! You are world class only thing better than your comedy is our India’s shenanigans!!!!
Tanishq ka add aya 😜🤣 epic sarcasm 😂
sindhura div ad*
@@becuss5509 are Bhai Bhai Bhai 😂😂
this was as epic as Bhansali's film...lol
to varun grover-- Bhansali ki den hai ki ab langur bhi majaak uda rahe hain... lage raho, paisa kamao... mehnat ki hogi, cameraman, make-up artist, tum majak udao... tumhari raksha ke liye supreme court hai na.. lage raho...
Satya Prakash Nhi bhai aesa nhi hai langur to aajkal Cinema halls todne aur roadshows karne mein busy hain.
+Sanjay Raina agar Teri nazar me WO langur h to ek movie Tere ghar ki or at par bhi bnaye bhansali fir dekhte h kon langur hota h
yoga life Tum sochte ho ki Censor board aur Supreme court sab pagal hain? Aur jo tod fod kar rahe hain asli gyan to sirf unhein hi hai. Kanoon ko apne haath mein lena kahan ki samajhdari hai?
+Sanjay Raina kanoon ki parwah chod yaar insayat ki to parwah karle ek orat ke atam samman ke liye ladi ja rahi h ye sab board me 10 log court me 1 insan ye kese faisla kar sakte h ki kya sahi h kya galat ek baar history padhna bhai samjna fir baat karte h
The way he narrated story.. its way better than movie .
Big fan of you....varun Sir.....no one can imagine your content....
Tanishq ka example sunte hi samajh gaya ye bande me dum hai
Not bandi pe iska video Dekho ..Lallan Top pe search karo , best hai
PERVEZ khan I've already watched it. It sounds like bashing mr. Modi rather than a stand up.
He is script writer in Bollywood as well... He is Savage 😎
Nishu K. He wrote Masaan
yea seems like when he was making fun of congress and rahul gandhi you had your ears plugged
tota toh kuhulla ghum rha hai 😂😂😂😂😂 epic
I'm watching again and again......... It's too good 😊💯❤
Fact: You aren't here for the first time!
Pehla stand up comedy jisme vulgrity nh hai...
U nailed it😊😊😊😊😊😊
taiba khan the legend of ram this is also a great stand up comedy
Kenneth Sebastian ka naam sune ho?
Hm agla tere religion p ayga tnsn n l...tb bolio sb s jyda drama y sb kartoote hare jhande k tale hi hui h. .nailed ittt
@@rehnam1010 Kenneth sabse bakwass stand up comic hai
Dear have you ever heard about sandeep sharma??...🤗🤗
Tota and WhatsApp both green
😁😂😂😂😂😂
keep coming back to this, too good!
@2:03 mujhe vi fansi do.. 🤣
I am from chittorgarh and I was there when they hanged 😂😂😂
Sahid ko bhi jalo
His work on timed silence is so very underrated
You will love this
He is not biased..he is real stand up comedian..without hurting anyone..
From "stand up" to writing "sacred games" you won our hearts❤️❤️
Es ne likha hai sacret games?? Sach mai....
Moh moh k dhage song written by him
@@tarvinderchandel4177 yes broo
5:44 - Kal Jake Amit shah ko bolde😂😂😂
Great. Facts told hilariously. Keep it up bro.😊
Love this guy. Intelligent, subtle humor
5:35 Tota tou khula ghum rha hai sala 😂😂😂
After so many day's...watching a good stand up..
Ache Din is a great fiction that people are still blinded by it... Petrol price crossed Rs 111 for ltr.... Such Ache Din has arrived.... 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I did not see the movie but i have watchec this video almost 6 times !
Tota is worthy of 180 crores
TanishQ ka add, Padmavat 😂🤣🤩
Love, #novelmates 😘
One of the best with excellent pauses & actions
Munawar. Kamra.and Varun ne Bhakto ka le liya..