My dad once asked the mall security guy while frisking, "Bomb mila?" He sheepishly replied, "Arre nahi sir, gutka - wutka dhoondhte hain nahi toh andar log thook deta hai." 😂😂
@@Gossypol Yeh short videos ke zamaane mein, tum saara log ka attention span kittu chota ho gaya hai, upar ki line padhi, niche pohonche aur bhool gaye! Us zamaane se hai, jab library mein padhai hoti thi.
He's the same guy who wrote the screenplay of Sacred Games, The movie Masaan, The song of Moh Moh ke Dhagge, The lyrics in gangs of wasseypur, He is an IITian, And he does Amazing stand-ups as well! Varun Grover for u guys! He redefines Perfection:)
Unlike other stand up comedians these days, who forcefully try to make people laugh by laughing on their own humouless jokes that don't work, Varun is on completely different level. He cracks it very casually without he himself laughing, yet the viewers can't just stop laughing. Even a serious guy can't hold on to his laughter on Varun's Jokes. At the same time Varun is very intelligent to talk on real issues and add humour to them, that takes real talent.
Stolen joke hai phir bhi bata deta hun : Naam hata diya, Yogi case karwa dega, jail chala jayega Batao kitna chutiya lagega agar singhade ki wajah se jail jaana pada
i like his comedy, but tbh your and his statement is illogical, i mean if there is a check on mall entrance its has a purpose, so that no one can carry any firearm(which have heavily built metal body) he will get detected and stopped to prevent any big incident, burglary, etc. I mean when there is a entrance checking only then a terrorist, thief ,burglar or person with wrong intentions will think twice that how should he take some weapon inside.
@@mrinal6626 Agreed that’s why there should be security in place but what I don’t agree with is the fact that they most of the times don’t want to use metal detectors or don’t have x-ray machines set up and want to personally go into your small handbags also...that’s personal space invasion. Do the checks as they are important but use the things required for that at all entrances.
So removing the security checks is considered intelligence 😂 That's show your dumbness. If security guard will caught something suspicious then he can call police or evacuate the public from that place. Hope that increases your knowledge a bit.
This is just stupid , ya'll don't want security checks at airports and malls or what.... stop idolizing these people , they're just tryna make some money off this .....
@Adarsh Ek Comedian ne Sahi kaha hai “Aisi koi baat nahi jissey koi offend na ho, Lok bas Mazey ki Jagha Seriously dekhtey hai, Agar aisa har kisi ki soch ho toh joh bachi kuchi maza hamey comedian akar dete hai voh bhi nhi bechegi. Fir sab dhirey dhire depressed ho jayenge”
@@KrishnamKumawat Not really, I think it's to not provide any incentive to people to go try imitating him with the airport security. You can obviously see where that might land the people and how difficult it'd be for the security personnel. 😂
@@SatyamKumar-px1ch pure video ke concept ka ek hi moto tha ki question karo har chiz me ...but usme ye bhi tha ki kuch logical aspect yaa point ho!....to aapne question to kar liya ki pakistani ppl kyu dekh rhe he.. lekin aapke is question me kuch LOGIC dikhta he aapko ????!😒😞
His sarcasm and humour is on another level .hats off .. 🔥 Moreover i noticed he painted his nails and i found that amazing..Anyone else noticed that? 💜
100% Absolutely Wow Superb Excellent Shandar Lajawab Bahut Maza Aa Gaya Aap Ki Baaten Sunkar Jo Haqikat Mein Bilkul Sahi Aur Sachi Baaten Hain Varunbhai🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
U know Lucknow is capital of UP, and CM of UP is Adityanath, who is from BJP, which is RSS' subsidiary, They'll cancel his shows there, just like Munawar
People are fan of upmanyu, bassi, kamra, samay, Morani, etc. And all of them are fan of varun. 😎 Edit : kasam se bade chutiye bnde hain replies me, apne fav comic ko leke lad rhe hain, whereas the whole point of this comment was that most of the comics with a big number have publicly admitted that varun is their fav. 😂😂
Seriously, These security checks at Bengaluru metro stations are kinda trouble for us sometimes, they kept my engineering project thinking it as a bomb because there were too many wires just popping out but actually it was a robot. It took me one hour to convince their head security guard that it is not a bomb by showing them its working........ Best part , That robot actually worked there which was not working since 3 day😂😂😂😂😂...... THANKU NAMMA METRO😂😂
@@meetcharubala Yeah because people use KATTA outside of metro, and scissors are the least damaging tool as a weapon..... try to carry TNT, they will allow😂😂😂😂
@@adityavaibhav7701 I am design student n sometimes i forget to remove scissors from my bag...I have lost atleast two scissors at metro and I can't even try to buy scissors from big market place cause metro won't allow .
@@meetcharubala its more similar situation as discribed in video... Like... It will be the darkest hour of a terrorism when a terrorist plans to highjack a metro with a scissor😂😂😂😂😂
Our immature Gov doesn't get jokes. Naming anything from UP can now attract lawsuit because it is seen as portraying the state in bad light. Cases were filed against a few TV series..you know.
Us has the same situation Comedian like trever noah are the face of country Fox news and cnbc are biased to right and left like Republic tv and Ndtv...
For those of you who dont know who Varun Grover is. This is him. Wrote Masaan Wrote Moh Moh Ke Dhaage Wrote Sacred Games Wrote Jiya Tu bihar Ke Lala Wrote songs for Newton, Sui Dhaaga, Udta Punjab, Sonchiriya, Fan. Does StandupComedy Was an IITian. (Credits to @Golam Mostafa Amit for all this information)
It's my first videos of Varun Grover sir, and I'm so glad to watch this, how the small and common things becomes so funny, when you intend to elaborate it like that.
Bhaiiiiii. Bohot hasa main. Apke jaise logo k liye main Mera internet ka bill bharta hu. Hope ki soon apka show live dekhne aa paunga. Sending all the light and Good Vibes from Pune Bhai. Badhte Raho!!!❤❤
What makes his jokes even better is the deadpan delivery.
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Exactly, he delivers jokes similar to how Captain Holt does lol
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omw to google the meaning
plz wait
I am so middle class that I never knew Singhara is called Water Chestnut 😅
@@Shivrajsinh maine pucha
@@Shivrajsinh ha pucha
@@cosmicfeargarou4592 kyu pucha?
Same
i thought he was talking about samosa (in WB samosa is also called singhara) in the beginning. then googled it to know the actual thing.
"The man who asks question is a fool for a minute, a man who doesn't ask is a fool for life." ~ Confucius
one of my favourite quotes
yess i read this in a book called "who will cry when you die" and it's one of my favorites (´∀｀)♡
In these times it should be "The man who asks question is jailed right that moment, a man who doesn't goes on with his life."😊😊😊
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Well said...
Varun is certainly very intelligent. He cuts jokes with a straight face and his dialogue delivery is 'exceptiona'l. A big and smiling salute ... 😂
This man can be such a great teacher. He has such a calm and captivating personality. God bless
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Indeed , I do agree what the hell security does with mirror below the car 😂😂😂
Sacred Games writer...amazing content..
@@siddoza16 national award winner
@@anjanasingh1079 o
My dad once asked the mall security guy while frisking, "Bomb mila?" He sheepishly replied, "Arre nahi sir, gutka - wutka dhoondhte hain nahi toh andar log thook deta hai." 😂😂
LMAO
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Hehe fumnny
😂😂😂
*"Mardo ka khule me dabado"* , I started laughing so much on this line that I had to take the exit from my library. 😂😂
Accha kia, warna library ka security guard aata, aur aapke phode dhoondhta!
btw, library mein padhai hoti thi humare zamaane mein.
@Jaggu Seth Grover pe nai, Upmanyu par kar raha hu. 😂😂
@@zeultimo Btw aap kis *"zamaane"* se ho waise 🧐🧓?
@@Gossypol Yeh short videos ke zamaane mein, tum saara log ka attention span kittu chota ho gaya hai, upar ki line padhi, niche pohonche aur bhool gaye!
Us zamaane se hai, jab library mein padhai hoti thi.
@@zeultimo Hai? So you mean ajkal log Library sirf Varun Grover ka stand up dekhne jate hai 😂
That Epic Line : Aap Aao Side Me.....
😂😂😂😂
And " Aap ye bakwas nhi kr skte"😂😊
Took him almost a yr to put up an actual clip. All throughout lockdown, I got to know his cat very well. I had almost forgotten him as a stand up guy.
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He's the same guy who wrote the screenplay of Sacred Games,
The movie Masaan,
The song of Moh Moh ke Dhagge,
The lyrics in gangs of wasseypur,
He is an IITian,
And he does Amazing stand-ups as well!
Varun Grover for u guys!
He redefines Perfection:)
Nachaniya,gawaniya ke bat ke koi minha na karaile ham
bhai paid h kya,har video ke niche likhta h
samaj gaye hum...
No shit Sherlock
jabra fan wala song bhi
Basically he is another talented engineer who is not doing Engineering 😂
He carries a relaxing ambiance with him, amazing comedic delivery.
🥀✌️🌹🤲🌺🤝🏵️
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I just love his delivery... One of the most matured stand up comedians
He's a gem...such a great personality with great sense of humor 😍
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Blows my mind, how he cracks such hilarious jokes with a straight face without laughing! 😂
@meloni dsilva arey 😂
Mein hazar Baar Guthkha leke mall mein gya hu jhaat ni Kuch kr paye h
True poker faced but prefect timing and delivery!
Frustration hai bhai 😂😂
😂😂😂
The only opposition left in India is stand up comedian..
Bruh dead party reported
Damn savage
Ooo🙄👍
+1
right bro
Unlike other stand up comedians these days, who forcefully try to make people laugh by laughing on their own humouless jokes that don't work, Varun is on completely different level. He cracks it very casually without he himself laughing, yet the viewers can't just stop laughing. Even a serious guy can't hold on to his laughter on Varun's Jokes. At the same time Varun is very intelligent to talk on real issues and add humour to them, that takes real talent.
You need to watch Manik Mahna too
True! I was actually guffawing!!
"Periodic table ki har element" got me 🤣🤣😂
Btana zara 😂
@@Abhishek-jb7gz metal detector hota h na aur hamare phone me bhi metal h fir bhi work ni krta
Radioactive elements bhi🤣
@@LuciFeRz25 acha acha got it Bhai 😂😂
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How can this guy be so serious while cracking jokes. Brilliant Yaar!!
Edit- Thank you guys FOR 2K LIKES!!!!!
Can't believe it...
His seriousness is strength of his comedy...
Bhaii comedy nahi hai ..Satya hai ye.
@@saurabhbhargava4917 Satya nhi Bhai sataire h
Because he does the same set 50 times before recording this one.
Wach him in the lallantop show joking on demonetization
"Kitna chutiya lagunga agar mene shingade se plane hi-jack kar liya" was amazing!😂😂 Lol!
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Oh goshhh... reliable..logical.. rational.. sense of humor in soo difficult situation..
Amazing 👏
When you've to censor an entire city! Man comedians being held real tight
Do you know name of the city?? I didn't get it
@@himanshughunavat2012 Lucknow
Stolen joke hai phir bhi bata deta hun : Naam hata diya, Yogi case karwa dega, jail chala jayega
Batao kitna chutiya lagega agar singhade ki wajah se jail jaana pada
@@a.static.kaleidoscope hahaha😜
G... fatti padi hai sabki aajkal.. Daadi waale singaade se 😜🤣😂 chilka nikaalne ka time aa gaya hai 😜😜
Glad you brought up this mall security check issue!!
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i like his comedy, but tbh your and his statement is illogical, i mean if there is a check on mall entrance its has a purpose, so that no one can carry any firearm(which have heavily built metal body) he will get detected and stopped to prevent any big incident, burglary, etc. I mean when there is a entrance checking only then a terrorist, thief ,burglar or person with wrong intentions will think twice that how should he take some weapon inside.
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@@mrinal6626 Agreed that’s why there should be security in place but what I don’t agree with is the fact that they most of the times don’t want to use metal detectors or don’t have x-ray machines set up and want to personally go into your small handbags also...that’s personal space invasion. Do the checks as they are important but use the things required for that at all entrances.
Your takeaway from this video :
Singhaara is Water chestnut
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Mere ko nahi pata tha😂😂
Bruh
Bruhhh
@@kaustavchakraborty8773 Dudes. We must meet. Bruh.
I don't know how many times I watched this... Such a brilliant clean content
This guy has written Udta Punjab,Masaan,Sacred Games and lyrics of many notable hindi songs
Jabra fan
Don't forget Gangs of Wasseypur
Toh Kya kare fir hum?
@@tony-pc4kd Agar nahi pata kya karna hai toh sabse pehle toh comment mat kar😂
@@AamanayaVijhWasTaken zeeshan qadri is the writer
When intelligence, satire and observation blends together what forms is this man!! Just simply awesome!🙌🙌🙌🙌
When you don’t know whether to laugh or appreciate him for such intelligent comic.
You're at the wrong place bro. You better be ready for IIT JEE
2 Replys on @IIT JEE comments are just like the first two security guards in Mall...Cool guys...episode is all about logic.why so rude reply..
So removing the security checks is considered intelligence 😂
That's show your dumbness.
If security guard will caught something suspicious then he can call police or evacuate the public from that place. Hope that increases your knowledge a bit.
@@manusarda
Then tell me the second option when these guys find Bomb
@@manusarda
U r talking about knowledge of that security guard...woow man seems like u have knowledge about work EXPERIENCE....
Clearly one of the best sets in Indian stand up comedy
"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you"
George Bernard Shaw
Padh le bacche😂
This is just stupid , ya'll don't want security checks at airports and malls or what.... stop idolizing these people , they're just tryna make some money off this .....
@@infinityxtanishq8712 did you take it seriously😂..go and learn to differentiate between comedy video and serious video.
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@Adarsh Ek Comedian ne Sahi kaha hai “Aisi koi baat nahi jissey koi offend na ho, Lok bas Mazey ki Jagha Seriously dekhtey hai, Agar aisa har kisi ki soch ho toh joh bachi kuchi maza hamey comedian akar dete hai voh bhi nhi bechegi. Fir sab dhirey dhire depressed ho jayenge”
Satire, dark comedy , critical/logical thinking..this guy is real intellectual and got balls of singade 😁
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The most intelligent comic ever 🙌🙌🙌
*Indian❤️
Sach mei
IIT BHU🔥🔥
Debatable
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He is the guy who wrote lyrics or some best music like Sacred games ,udta Punjab , masan etc salute to this men
Such a great comedian with great sense of humour.
And the reign of the greatest comedian begins
kya likhte rehte ho bhai tum? 😂
Continues*
👍
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Varun has absolute control over his expressions, superb !!
oh bhai.. insta pr dekh ke aaya tha..?? maza aa gya.. aise video dekh lo na to lgta hai aaj ka data kahi shi jagah gya hai
Aaja Bhai aaj phirse data ka sahi jagah use karle 😂😂
He is beeping Lucknow. 😂
I think he is just trolling cleverly.
Wait I don't get it. Is it due to Yogi Govt?
Sach m lucknow tha .......
how you got that?
Yeah it was lucknow
@@KrishnamKumawat Not really, I think it's to not provide any incentive to people to go try imitating him with the airport security.
You can obviously see where that might land the people and how difficult it'd be for the security personnel. 😂
Best line was "periodic table ka sara metal leke gya hu,aap btao real bomb ki aawaj kya hogi"😂😂
Line to theek se likh le
Joke ki baja daali
meme for u
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@Pradeep Rawat thank you for sharing this important piece of information with me
The irony is that the comedians are explaining logic and the politicians are talking about logically illogical things...
@V Joshep you can't get sarcasm?
Maturity left the chat 🙄
@V Joshep bro i was not referring to you. 🤨
@V Joshep even if he was not reffering you but the thing you said to him really made me think that maturity left the chat.
So the logic is that we should remove all the security guards who could have caught a suspicious thing and informed police. 👏👏👏
Kuch bhi ho is bande ka comedy punches gajab ka hota hai aur itne aasani se khud na haaske bolta hai. Gajab hai gajab.....
"Kasam home minister ki"lol. We know what you did there Varun 🤣🤣
please explain mujhe samaj nhi aaya 😅
@@adamjones471 mujhe toh bahut kuch nhi samanjta bahut layers joke hote h
Can u explain ?
@@venumr8089 f
Basically he didn't performed a single task over the airport that means Amit Shah's Life is at risk 😂😂
3:40 best jokes 'mardo ka khule me daba do'😂😂
You know things are bad when you have to put a disclaimer before jokes.
At least he avoided politics for a day.
Always have been.
Freedom of speech is only for the powerful.
Aam janta ga*d marwaye.
One of the best standup comedians...i just love your face expression on way of telling jokes.. 👍👍
Man this guy is a gem. He need to be protected at all costs varna sarkar isme aag lage denge😂
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कही चाट (gem) मत लेना इसकी... 🤣🤣🤣
Haa toh ja kar isske ghar pe watchman bann ja na.
Kaun roka hai?
Why ANDHBHAKTHS hate Kamra and Varun so much.
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one thing special about varun is he doesn't laugh while telling a joke 😂
@V Joshep then see other comedians and understand why am i saying ... don't try be a cool dude
@@gsing5595 he is not trying to be cool dude. He is just giving you the information which you weren't having.
It is called deadpan delivery
@V Joshep han bhai ye log brain use hini krte
Use krte toh pata hota ki ye saare comedian anti nationalist hain!!!
😅haina?
Finally he remembered that he has a UA-cam channel.😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Damn Right
He is not as vella as UA-cam commentators
And then forgot
He forget again 😓
this is a masterpiece may be after really really long time period i'm watching such a mind blowing content this man is a legend
"vo sab hame nhi pata lekin hum kitne chutiye lagenge agr tumne singade se plan hijack kar liya "
maja aa gya
thanks for the likes
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Kasam home minister ki...😂
Security check wala bhi op nikla
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Its sad that we have come to a point where the name of a fucking airport has to be beeped out.
This is the irony we are being asked to notice.
Thats a joke too....search sourav ghosh
I am pretty sure he said Lucknow airport
Lucknow airport bola h
Have you heard of Ice posidon? It's done in good measure
Varun Grover:Qasam Humaare Home Minister Ki...
Amit Shah:O Bhai! Maaro Mujhe Maaro
😂😂😂😜😜😜😜
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Omit "Mujhe" And place "Isko".
Now that's more like amit shah.
Comedy with logic.....fantastic...keep it up varun jee
Relatable stand up comedy with logic. Airport per singhade cheelain hai bhai ne 😄😄
What the logic?
@UCEYjVtQT5uof8X97GxHOotA Sab godi media hai
Why are Pakistani watching Indian content 😑
@@SatyamKumar-px1ch pure video ke concept ka ek hi moto tha ki question karo har chiz me ...but usme ye bhi tha ki kuch logical aspect yaa point ho!....to aapne question to kar liya ki pakistani ppl kyu dekh rhe he.. lekin aapke is question me kuch LOGIC dikhta he aapko ????!😒😞
@@yogeshnagar4113 logic hota to ye sawal thodi puchta
Truly wonderful punches....
‘Main kitna chutya lagunga agar maine singhare se plane hijack kar liya to’
- Varun Grover,
Circa 2021
Pilot kitna chutiya lagega agar wo singhare se darr gya to?
His sarcasm and humour is on another level .hats off .. 🔥 Moreover i noticed he painted his nails and i found that amazing..Anyone else noticed that? 💜
Me- Modi Ji Petrol itna mahenga kyu ho raha hai ??
IT/ CBI Department- Aap aao side mein 🤣😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
i haven't laughed this hard in a long time, very nicely scripted and amazing delievery!
I need more!!
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Couldn't agree more
Yes, I especially like how he can say the funniest of things with a straight face! 😁
He is literally mr bean of our film industry 😂😂🔥👏. Legendary writer and satirist for a reason👍🏻❤️
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100% Absolutely Wow Superb Excellent Shandar Lajawab Bahut Maza Aa Gaya Aap Ki Baaten Sunkar Jo Haqikat Mein Bilkul Sahi Aur Sachi Baaten Hain Varunbhai🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Women go very serious and come out smiling😂😂😂
@Amarjeet yadav orgasem
"Varun Grover suddenly remembered his UA-cam password" comments coming in 3, 2, 1 😂
Kunal kamra jokes on modiji
Le BJP: Aap aaiye phire side main😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
u rather say Kunal kamra jokes
i dont think he jokes anything other than modi
@Dishank Jain and he's true at the same time
@Dishank Jain please explain 5 good works of government
@Dishank Jain CAA, NRC?
Great.
Jab tum jains ko bhi list seh nikal de, tab mat rona.
4:54 why mute 'Lucknow'?
U know Lucknow is capital of UP, and CM of UP is Adityanath, who is from BJP, which is RSS' subsidiary, They'll cancel his shows there, just like Munawar
@@rizwaaaaan thanks Einstein for enlightening me.
@@manx4u Arre😂🙏
Mtlb kuch bhi hagega.... munawar ka show kyu cancel hua tha pta bhi hai..
People are fan of upmanyu, bassi, kamra, samay, Morani, etc. And all of them are fan of varun. 😎
Edit : kasam se bade chutiye bnde hain replies me, apne fav comic ko leke lad rhe hain, whereas the whole point of this comment was that most of the comics with a big number have publicly admitted that varun is their fav. 😂😂
Kamra really??😂
Ruk likhlu....
@@saswatmishra7310 Bhai Abhishek upmanyu ne khud kha ha wo agr sabse best manta ha stand up comedy me to kunal kamra ko manta ha.
yeah 🔥🎉
Sahi haii💯💯🙌❣️🤭
"tum batao hum kinte chutiya lagenge agar tum singhare se plane hijack kar lo"
That security personnel definitely is Varun's carbon copy
Not
Singdade**
Please somebody give him a one hour stand up special !!!! Netflix, Amazon, anyone ?!?!
This man is a genius!! Such a clean comedy
Learning is:- Bheed se alag hona chahte ho to bas question puch lo.
And they be like:- Aap aao side mein
😁
Happens always with me in school 😥
meme for u
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6:53 kasam hmaare Home minister ji ki 😂😂
security staffs and their relatives are disliking the video 😂😂😂😂😂
i m form cisf and working at bengaluru airport but i liked the video...n lough too much...he told reality.
😊😊😊😊
Chaukidaar too
That’s just andhbhakts disliking for that demonetisation joke.
Gajab satire maare ho guru 👍👍😂😂😄😄😁😁🤣🤣😁😄😂👍
With such a deadpan expression to give a full out comedy...it's brilliant..
Superb.... mind-blowing
Laughed so much ...after a long time
*The dislikers are the people whom he asked questions*
@ you are blind check again after one month and no one really can dislike varun 's speech
When I was studying engineering, the UN had declared the Mechanical branch as the best engineering branch.
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Abe saale😂😂
Sab log comedy nei kar paate beta 😌
duniya mein war chal rahein hain aur UN QS pe branch rankings dekh raha hai
Are u comedy me
I wish your jokes never ended man 😂
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He is the BEST so far.. too good yaar 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*The best part is that he himself doesn't laughs and remains quiet during the entire show*
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Bcoz before putting this vdo on YT, he has performed this set multiple times
Finally you remembered your password
😂
Abhi toh he has to remember and show his papers also.
Tu jis din bhoolega us din maza Aaiga
Spammer
ye har jagah aake bas password wala 200 saal purana comment karta hai
Varun has the record of "Sabse zyada baar side mein aane ka"😂
Awesome yarr 😀😀 my all time best ever standup comedy
BJP's black list :
1. Munawar faruqi
2. Kunal kamra
3. Varun Grover
@Anshul they r not stand up comedian
4. Sriram
5. Punit Pania
6. Abijit Ganguly
Because they are competitor of modi.Modi is also a stand up comedian.
Rest 2 are amazing but kunal kamra has become a politician now, his jokes ain't that funny
@@aryeshbanerjee3412 ye bhi politics hi krta Hain Inka bht video Hain political party ke sath
"" once wise men said ,mere se pahele kaamra marengaa"❣️🙏
Most people aren't prepared for these basic questions 😜😜
Absolutely
@@mayankagrawal7035 chutiya🤣
@@ronybiswas869 Aukat mein reh.
You look alike revathi pillai .☺
I still watch it when i feel down.. It never disappoints me 🤣
same here😂
यो डाउन फील को के मतबल हो स बेहण जी
spitting facts with humor.
5:18 best line forever 😂😂😂😂😂
Seriously, These security checks at Bengaluru metro stations are kinda trouble for us sometimes, they kept my engineering project thinking it as a bomb because there were too many wires just popping out but actually it was a robot. It took me one hour to convince their head security guard that it is not a bomb by showing them its working........ Best part , That robot actually worked there which was not working since 3 day😂😂😂😂😂...... THANKU NAMMA METRO😂😂
Delhi metro won't let me carry scissors😒
@@meetcharubala Yeah because people use KATTA outside of metro, and scissors are the least damaging tool as a weapon..... try to carry TNT, they will allow😂😂😂😂
@@adityavaibhav7701 I am design student n sometimes i forget to remove scissors from my bag...I have lost atleast two scissors at metro and I can't even try to buy scissors from big market place cause metro won't allow .
@@meetcharubala its more similar situation as discribed in video... Like... It will be the darkest hour of a terrorism when a terrorist plans to highjack a metro with a scissor😂😂😂😂😂
@@meetcharubala SHIT GOVT. RULES
Superb
We burst out laughing at many places
Excellent delivery
Beeping Lucknow was the most subtle jibe ever 😂
I was looking for the city's name 😂... Thank you🙌
But why tho? I didn't get why they beeped it?
Our immature Gov doesn't get jokes. Naming anything from UP can now attract lawsuit because it is seen as portraying the state in bad light. Cases were filed against a few TV series..you know.
@@nareshkoushik Because of the arrest of Munawar faruq in lucknow
@@PankajKumarKhatkar I love democracy
India is the only country where Stand up Comedians behave like politicians and Politician behave like comedians
seems like you didn't heard the name of Mr Trump
Us has the same situation Comedian like trever noah are the face of country Fox news and cnbc are biased to right and left like Republic tv and Ndtv...
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Kasam hamare home minister ki😂😂
kon ho bhaiya aap?
matlab?
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@@ereshmehndiratta8587 arey sir aap?😂😂
Mind blowing seriously lovely amazing
*Kasam Home Minister Ki...* the amount of laugh I had in this statement ... Brilliant yaaar 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
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Home Minister is a Tadipar Saffron terrorist....Uski kasam khayega to zaroor PHAT jayega...BUM ya BOMB, farak nahi padta...
Kabootar Saala.
For those of you who dont know who Varun Grover is.
This is him.
Wrote Masaan
Wrote Moh Moh Ke Dhaage
Wrote Sacred Games
Wrote Jiya Tu bihar Ke Lala
Wrote songs for Newton, Sui Dhaaga, Udta Punjab, Sonchiriya, Fan.
Does StandupComedy
Was an IITian.
(Credits to @Golam Mostafa Amit for all this information)
THERE IS ALWAYS A COMMENT IN VARUN'S VIDEO STARTING
'For those of you who dont know who Varun Grover is....'
@@vickyshare7511 yeah ...its common in every video 😂😂
@@vickyshare7511 that's true 😅 and I maintain the consistency & one more thing
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Comment like krdena😂😂
Aur haan..Modi se isski gaand jalti hai..ye bhi daal list me.
@@gauravbisht8487 isnt he national award winner ?
It's my first videos of Varun Grover sir, and I'm so glad to watch this, how the small and common things becomes so funny, when you intend to elaborate it like that.
Amazing writing, talented ❤
Periodic table ka har ek element usme se leke gaya hu😂😂😂😂
All student hit a like......
“There is freedom of speech, but I cannot guarantee freedom after speech"
~ BJP
Tell that to Kamlesh Tripathi, or is your outrage never for one of us?
@@muditshrimali kamlesh tiwari*
@@muditshrimali I'm not one of you, humey apne me mat milaiye hum alag hai :)
@@naveentripathi2405 Hn tabhi tum vishudh chutiye ho :D
bhai yaar aise bolke andhbhakt logo ki feelings mat hurt karo....abhi unko class 12 pass krke naukri ke liye gaand bhi to ghisni h
He is not only a comedian or a poet he is an intellectual ❤❤❤
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Hi Kaitlin kitni idleness 🙄 Maltby 🙏
U wrote the wrong spelling of Librandu 😃
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@@jaspritbumrah2750 kagaz wo phir bhi nahi dikhaega
Bhaiiiiii. Bohot hasa main. Apke jaise logo k liye main Mera internet ka bill bharta hu.
Hope ki soon apka show live dekhne aa paunga.
Sending all the light and Good Vibes from Pune Bhai.
Badhte Raho!!!❤❤