Security Check - Standup Comedy by Varun Grover
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- Опубліковано 4 бер 2021
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Shot & recorded by: The Habitat Team (Dishang Popat, Vriddhi Sawlani, Harsh Shah)
Sound mixing by: Yash Barse
Edited by: Abhishek Bhutwani (Classclown) - Комедії
My dad once asked the mall security guy while frisking, "Bomb mila?" He sheepishly replied, "Arre nahi sir, gutka - wutka dhoondhte hain nahi toh andar log thook deta hai." 😂😂
LMAO
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Hehe fumnny
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I am so middle class that I never knew Singhara is called Water Chestnut 😅
@@Shivrajsinh maine pucha
@@Shivrajsinh ha pucha
@@cosmicfeargarou4592 kyu pucha?
Same
i thought he was talking about samosa (in WB samosa is also called singhara) in the beginning. then googled it to know the actual thing.
Varun is certainly very intelligent. He cuts jokes with a straight face and his dialogue delivery is 'exceptiona'l. A big and smiling salute ... 😂
Unlike other stand up comedians these days, who forcefully try to make people laugh by laughing on their own humouless jokes that don't work, Varun is on completely different level. He cracks it very casually without he himself laughing, yet the viewers can't just stop laughing. Even a serious guy can't hold on to his laughter on Varun's Jokes. At the same time Varun is very intelligent to talk on real issues and add humour to them, that takes real talent.
You need to watch Manik Mahna too
True! I was actually guffawing!!
The only opposition left in India is stand up comedian..
Bruh dead party reported
Damn savage
Ooo🙄👍
+1
right bro
What makes his jokes even better is the deadpan delivery.
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Exactly, he delivers jokes similar to how Captain Holt does lol
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That Epic Line : Aap Aao Side Me.....
😂😂😂😂
I just love his delivery... One of the most matured stand up comedians
*"Mardo ka khule me dabado"* , I started laughing so much on this line that I had to take the exit from my library. 😂😂
Accha kia, warna library ka security guard aata, aur aapke phode dhoondhta!
btw, library mein padhai hoti thi humare zamaane mein.
@Jaggu Seth Grover pe nai, Upmanyu par kar raha hu. 😂😂
@@zeultimo Btw aap kis *"zamaane"* se ho waise 🧐🧓?
@@Gossypol Yeh short videos ke zamaane mein, tum saara log ka attention span kittu chota ho gaya hai, upar ki line padhi, niche pohonche aur bhool gaye!
Us zamaane se hai, jab library mein padhai hoti thi.
@@zeultimo Hai? So you mean ajkal log Library sirf Varun Grover ka stand up dekhne jate hai 😂
"The man who asks question is a fool for a minute, a man who doesn't ask is a fool for life." ~ Confucius
one of my favourite quotes
yess i read this in a book called "who will cry when you die" and it's one of my favorites (´∀｀)♡
In these times it should be "The man who asks question is jailed right that moment, a man who doesn't goes on with his life."😊😊😊
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Well said...
Who is watching this video in election 2024 😅😂
Tujhe kisine pucha ba
Oh goshhh... reliable..logical.. rational.. sense of humor in soo difficult situation..
Amazing 👏
"Periodic table ki har element" got me 🤣🤣😂
Btana zara 😂
@@Abhishek-jb7gz metal detector hota h na aur hamare phone me bhi metal h fir bhi work ni krta
Radioactive elements bhi🤣
@@LuciFeRz25 acha acha got it Bhai 😂😂
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Your takeaway from this video :
Singhaara is Water chestnut
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Mere ko nahi pata tha😂😂
Bruh
Bruhhh
@@kaustavchakraborty8773 Dudes. We must meet. Bruh.
oh bhai.. insta pr dekh ke aaya tha..?? maza aa gya.. aise video dekh lo na to lgta hai aaj ka data kahi shi jagah gya hai
Aaja Bhai aaj phirse data ka sahi jagah use karle 😂😂
this is a masterpiece may be after really really long time period i'm watching such a mind blowing content this man is a legend
Blows my mind, how he cracks such hilarious jokes with a straight face without laughing! 😂
@meloni dsilva arey 😂
Mein hazar Baar Guthkha leke mall mein gya hu jhaat ni Kuch kr paye h
True poker faced but prefect timing and delivery!
Frustration hai bhai 😂😂
😂😂😂
He's the same guy who wrote the screenplay of Sacred Games,
The movie Masaan,
The song of Moh Moh ke Dhagge,
The lyrics in gangs of wasseypur,
He is an IITian,
And he does Amazing stand-ups as well!
Varun Grover for u guys!
He redefines Perfection:)
Nachaniya,gawaniya ke bat ke koi minha na karaile ham
bhai paid h kya,har video ke niche likhta h
samaj gaye hum...
No shit Sherlock
jabra fan wala song bhi
Basically he is another talented engineer who is not doing Engineering 😂
One of the best standup comedians...i just love your face expression on way of telling jokes.. 👍👍
Clearly one of the best sets in Indian stand up comedy
How can this guy be so serious while cracking jokes. Brilliant Yaar!!
Edit- Thank you guys FOR 2K LIKES!!!!!
Can't believe it...
His seriousness is strength of his comedy...
Bhaii comedy nahi hai ..Satya hai ye.
@@saurabhbhargava4917 Satya nhi Bhai sataire h
Because he does the same set 50 times before recording this one.
Wach him in the lallantop show joking on demonetization
When you don’t know whether to laugh or appreciate him for such intelligent comic.
You're at the wrong place bro. You better be ready for IIT JEE
2 Replys on @IIT JEE comments are just like the first two security guards in Mall...Cool guys...episode is all about logic.why so rude reply..
So removing the security checks is considered intelligence 😂
That's show your dumbness.
If security guard will caught something suspicious then he can call police or evacuate the public from that place. Hope that increases your knowledge a bit.
@@manusarda
Then tell me the second option when these guys find Bomb
@@manusarda
U r talking about knowledge of that security guard...woow man seems like u have knowledge about work EXPERIENCE....
Kuch bhi ho is bande ka comedy punches gajab ka hota hai aur itne aasani se khud na haaske bolta hai. Gajab hai gajab.....
4:54 why mute 'Lucknow'?
U know Lucknow is capital of UP, and CM of UP is Adityanath, who is from BJP, which is RSS' subsidiary, They'll cancel his shows there, just like Munawar
@@rizwaaaaan thanks Einstein for enlightening me.
@@manx4u Arre😂🙏
This guy has written Udta Punjab,Masaan,Sacred Games and lyrics of many notable hindi songs
Jabra fan
Don't forget Gangs of Wasseypur
Toh Kya kare fir hum?
@@tony-pc4kd Agar nahi pata kya karna hai toh sabse pehle toh comment mat kar😂
@@aamanayavijh869 zeeshan qadri is the writer
The most intelligent comic ever 🙌🙌🙌
*Indian❤️
Sach mei
IIT BHU🔥🔥
Debatable
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His sarcasm and humour is on another level .hats off .. 🔥 Moreover i noticed he painted his nails and i found that amazing..Anyone else noticed that? 💜
This man is a genius!! Such a clean comedy
When you've to censor an entire city! Man comedians being held real tight
Do you know name of the city?? I didn't get it
@@himanshughunavat2012 Lucknow
Stolen joke hai phir bhi bata deta hun : Naam hata diya, Yogi case karwa dega, jail chala jayega
Batao kitna chutiya lagega agar singhade ki wajah se jail jaana pada
@@a.static.kaleidoscope hahaha😜
G... fatti padi hai sabki aajkal.. Daadi waale singaade se 😜🤣😂 chilka nikaalne ka time aa gaya hai 😜😜
Took him almost a yr to put up an actual clip. All throughout lockdown, I got to know his cat very well. I had almost forgotten him as a stand up guy.
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I still watch it when i feel down.. It never disappoints me 🤣
same here😂
यो डाउन फील को के मतबल हो स बेहण जी
I miss this guy so so much! May he live long, long, long life!
"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you"
George Bernard Shaw
Padh le bacche😂
This is just stupid , ya'll don't want security checks at airports and malls or what.... stop idolizing these people , they're just tryna make some money off this .....
@@infinityxtanishq8712 did you take it seriously😂..go and learn to differentiate between comedy video and serious video.
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@Adarsh Ek Comedian ne Sahi kaha hai “Aisi koi baat nahi jissey koi offend na ho, Lok bas Mazey ki Jagha Seriously dekhtey hai, Agar aisa har kisi ki soch ho toh joh bachi kuchi maza hamey comedian akar dete hai voh bhi nhi bechegi. Fir sab dhirey dhire depressed ho jayenge”
Me- Modi Ji Petrol itna mahenga kyu ho raha hai ??
IT/ CBI Department- Aap aao side mein 🤣😂
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He is phenomenal - with his timing and his jokes!
1:05 15 saal se Kuch nahi Mila 😂🤣
Glad you brought up this mall security check issue!!
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i like his comedy, but tbh your and his statement is illogical, i mean if there is a check on mall entrance its has a purpose, so that no one can carry any firearm(which have heavily built metal body) he will get detected and stopped to prevent any big incident, burglary, etc. I mean when there is a entrance checking only then a terrorist, thief ,burglar or person with wrong intentions will think twice that how should he take some weapon inside.
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@@mrinal6626 Agreed that’s why there should be security in place but what I don’t agree with is the fact that they most of the times don’t want to use metal detectors or don’t have x-ray machines set up and want to personally go into your small handbags also...that’s personal space invasion. Do the checks as they are important but use the things required for that at all entrances.
"Kasam home minister ki"lol. We know what you did there Varun 🤣🤣
please explain mujhe samaj nhi aaya 😅
@@adamjones471 mujhe toh bahut kuch nhi samanjta bahut layers joke hote h
Can u explain ?
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Basically he didn't performed a single task over the airport that means Amit Shah's Life is at risk 😂😂
amazing delivery and simply dry and brilliant. Just want to hang on to every word he says just in case you miss something, love from Australia
You rocked it!♥️♥️♥️
Every 3-4 months i come and hear this😄😄😄 ❤️
This man can be such a great teacher. He has such a calm and captivating personality. God bless
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Indeed , I do agree what the hell security does with mirror below the car 😂😂😂
Sacred Games writer...amazing content..
@@siddoza16 national award winner
@@anjanasingh1079 o
And the reign of the greatest comedian begins
kya likhte rehte ho bhai tum? 😂
Continues*
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He is the guy who wrote lyrics or some best music like Sacred games ,udta Punjab , masan etc salute to this men
Absolutely stunning, have viewed this video so many times. Still it makes me laugh as I have never seen this before
He is beeping Lucknow. 😂
I think he is just trolling cleverly.
Wait I don't get it. Is it due to Yogi Govt?
Sach m lucknow tha .......
how you got that?
Yeah it was lucknow
@@KrishnamKumawat Not really, I think it's to not provide any incentive to people to go try imitating him with the airport security.
You can obviously see where that might land the people and how difficult it'd be for the security personnel. 😂
one thing special about varun is he doesn't laugh while telling a joke 😂
@V Joshep then see other comedians and understand why am i saying ... don't try be a cool dude
@@gsing5595 he is not trying to be cool dude. He is just giving you the information which you weren't having.
It is called deadpan delivery
@V Joshep han bhai ye log brain use hini krte
Use krte toh pata hota ki ye saare comedian anti nationalist hain!!!
😅haina?
Awesome yarr 😀😀 my all time best ever standup comedy
Waah bhai waah dil jeet liya aapne...
You know things are bad when you have to put a disclaimer before jokes.
At least he avoided politics for a day.
Always have been.
Freedom of speech is only for the powerful.
Aam janta ga*d marwaye.
BJP's black list :
1. Munawar faruqi
2. Kunal kamra
3. Varun Grover
@Anshul they r not stand up comedian
4. Sriram
5. Punit Pania
6. Abijit Ganguly
Because they are competitor of modi.Modi is also a stand up comedian.
Rest 2 are amazing but kunal kamra has become a politician now, his jokes ain't that funny
@@aryeshbanerjee3412 ye bhi politics hi krta Hain Inka bht video Hain political party ke sath
You are just amazing bro...well done👍👍🤗
He is the BEST so far.. too good yaar 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Kitna chutiya lagunga agar mene shingade se plane hi-jack kar liya" was amazing!😂😂 Lol!
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He carries a relaxing ambiance with him, amazing comedic delivery.
🥀✌️🌹🤲🌺🤝🏵️
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Awesome sir, the way you address the common things are just awesome
U r awsm.2019 se aaj hasi
The irony is that the comedians are explaining logic and the politicians are talking about logically illogical things...
@V Joshep you can't get sarcasm?
Maturity left the chat 🙄
@V Joshep bro i was not referring to you. 🤨
@V Joshep even if he was not reffering you but the thing you said to him really made me think that maturity left the chat.
So the logic is that we should remove all the security guards who could have caught a suspicious thing and informed police. 👏👏👏
He's a gem...such a great personality with great sense of humor 😍
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Bai sirf yahi video h jisko kitni var v dekho hasi aa hi jati h
You are absolutely great!!! Very clean comedy... with out any kind of religion involved
People are fan of upmanyu, bassi, kamra, samay, Morani, etc. And all of them are fan of varun. 😎
Edit : kasam se bade chutiye bnde hain replies me, apne fav comic ko leke lad rhe hain, whereas the whole point of this comment was that most of the comics with a big number have publicly admitted that varun is their fav. 😂😂
Kamra really??😂
Ruk likhlu....
@@saswatmishra7310 Bhai Abhishek upmanyu ne khud kha ha wo agr sabse best manta ha stand up comedy me to kunal kamra ko manta ha.
yeah 🔥🎉
Sahi haii💯💯🙌❣️🤭
‘Main kitna chutya lagunga agar maine singhare se plane hijack kar liya to’
- Varun Grover,
Circa 2021
Pilot kitna chutiya lagega agar wo singhare se darr gya to?
वीडियो से मेरा जनरल नॉलेज बढ़ गया... सिंघाड़े को Water Chestnut कहते हैं
varun bhai main shayad bahot late aapaki video dekh raha hu par aapak jo style hai bolne wo sahi main lajawab hai. aap jabardast ho hats off !!!
Finally he remembered that he has a UA-cam channel.😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Damn Right
He is not as vella as UA-cam commentators
And then forgot
He forget again 😓
Kunal kamra jokes on modiji
Le BJP: Aap aaiye phire side main😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
u rather say Kunal kamra jokes
i dont think he jokes anything other than modi
@Dishank Jain and he's true at the same time
@Dishank Jain please explain 5 good works of government
@Dishank Jain CAA, NRC?
Great.
Jab tum jains ko bhi list seh nikal de, tab mat rona.
hey varun congratulations for 1M, revisiting this epic comedy after so many days, keep up the great work
Subah Subah Varun bhai ka yeh show dekh liye, mazza aagaya
Its sad that we have come to a point where the name of a fucking airport has to be beeped out.
This is the irony we are being asked to notice.
Thats a joke too....search sourav ghosh
I am pretty sure he said Lucknow airport
Lucknow airport bola h
Have you heard of Ice posidon? It's done in good measure
"vo sab hame nhi pata lekin hum kitne chutiye lagenge agr tumne singade se plan hijack kar liya "
maja aa gya
thanks for the likes
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Kasam home minister ki...😂
Security check wala bhi op nikla
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This is best piece of comedy I’ve ever seen💯
I watch these videos again and again. Now miss Varun as a stand up.
Best line was "periodic table ka sara metal leke gya hu,aap btao real bomb ki aawaj kya hogi"😂😂
Line to theek se likh le
Joke ki baja daali
meme for u
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@Pradeep Rawat thank you for sharing this important piece of information with me
Satire, dark comedy , critical/logical thinking..this guy is real intellectual and got balls of singade 😁
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Sooo good… waiting for more of it
I have become a fan of this guy recently. His jokes are clean without any sexual innuendos fit for family watch. Really hilarious which he performs with a straight face. Great and cool performance.
Man this guy is a gem. He need to be protected at all costs varna sarkar isme aag lage denge😂
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कही चाट (gem) मत लेना इसकी... 🤣🤣🤣
Haa toh ja kar isske ghar pe watchman bann ja na.
Kaun roka hai?
Why ANDHBHAKTHS hate Kamra and Varun so much.
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“There is freedom of speech, but I cannot guarantee freedom after speech"
~ BJP
Tell that to Kamlesh Tripathi, or is your outrage never for one of us?
@@muditshrimali kamlesh tiwari*
@@muditshrimali I'm not one of you, humey apne me mat milaiye hum alag hai :)
@@naveentripathi2405 Hn tabhi tum vishudh chutiye ho :D
bhai yaar aise bolke andhbhakt logo ki feelings mat hurt karo....abhi unko class 12 pass krke naukri ke liye gaand bhi to ghisni h
No matter how many times I watch your comedy I enjoy every time.
Kai baar dekh chuka ..but har baar maza aata hey😂
For those of you who dont know who Varun Grover is.
This is him.
Wrote Masaan
Wrote Moh Moh Ke Dhaage
Wrote Sacred Games
Wrote Jiya Tu bihar Ke Lala
Wrote songs for Newton, Sui Dhaaga, Udta Punjab, Sonchiriya, Fan.
Does StandupComedy
Was an IITian.
(Credits to @Golam Mostafa Amit for all this information)
THERE IS ALWAYS A COMMENT IN VARUN'S VIDEO STARTING
'For those of you who dont know who Varun Grover is....'
@@vickyshare7511 yeah ...its common in every video 😂😂
@@vickyshare7511 that's true 😅 and I maintain the consistency & one more thing
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Comment like krdena😂😂
Aur haan..Modi se isski gaand jalti hai..ye bhi daal list me.
@@gauravbisht8487 isnt he national award winner ?
Such a great comedian with great sense of humour.
100% Absolutely Wow Superb Excellent Shandar Lajawab Bahut Maza Aa Gaya Aap Ki Baaten Sunkar Jo Haqikat Mein Bilkul Sahi Aur Sachi Baaten Hain Varunbhai🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
ये बन्दा अलग ही लेवल पे है। आसान शब्दों में कहे तो हँसाना इसे कहते हैं।
3:40 best jokes 'mardo ka khule me daba do'😂😂
He is literally mr bean of our film industry 😂😂🔥👏. Legendary writer and satirist for a reason👍🏻❤️
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This is absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Each statement is loaded..... Too good!
This line got me " mardo ka khule mei daba doh "
security staffs and their relatives are disliking the video 😂😂😂😂😂
i m form cisf and working at bengaluru airport but i liked the video...n lough too much...he told reality.
😊😊😊😊
Chaukidaar too
That’s just andhbhakts disliking for that demonetisation joke.
Gajab satire maare ho guru 👍👍😂😂😄😄😁😁🤣🤣😁😄😂👍
Varun has absolute control over his expressions, superb !!
Bhai Superb😂😂😂😂😂
Jab bhi suno to ye vedeo new lagti hai hats of yar
*The dislikers are the people whom he asked questions*
@Ghost Hunter you are blind check again after one month and no one really can dislike varun 's speech
Women go very serious and come out smiling😂😂😂
@Amarjeet yadav orgasem
one of the best satirical standup out there
The way you delivered the story it's outstanding this is the fourth I'm watching this video
9/11 was committed by Al-Singhada
You got some move
😂😂🙄😂😂
Underrated comment
😂😂😂
This deserves a heart or pin😅
"tum batao hum kinte chutiya lagenge agar tum singhare se plane hijack kar lo"
That security personnel definitely is Varun's carbon copy
Not
Singdade**
I have watched it so many times, but still I laugh the same every time 😂
Very very clever and funny material dude.. loved it!!!:)