When You're Married to a Helldiver

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  • Опубліковано 21 гру 2024

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  • @ZurielWraithblades
    @ZurielWraithblades 8 місяців тому +6595

    Arrowhead doesnt need an advertising division, fans are doing it better than anyone could.

    • @elessal
      @elessal 8 місяців тому +349

      that is how you know a franchise has achieved critical mass.
      It can't be stopped. It's self-sustaining now.

    • @bryangoodwin6579
      @bryangoodwin6579 8 місяців тому +175

      Great games generate free advertisement.

    • @fanboy3376
      @fanboy3376 8 місяців тому +29

      Fuck yeah baby.

    • @vvrathhps
      @vvrathhps 8 місяців тому +63

      They truly have struck gold. People are just full on jumping in on the roleplaying part. It's amazing to witness this and to be a part of it. This is what developers could only dream of happening.
      If they can keep this momentum up, and so far they seem to be able to. This could be a great game for years to come.

    • @DangOlJesse
      @DangOlJesse 8 місяців тому +28

      @@vvrathhpsit truly is an anomaly of a piece of media. Glad I got in on it. This game is special.

  • @Jaggedblades
    @Jaggedblades 8 місяців тому +11799

    "Why don't you come liberate *my* malevolent creek?"
    *Allied destroyer has joined the squadron*

    • @pablomora5204
      @pablomora5204 8 місяців тому +811

      Synchronizing Orbit 😅

    • @HighDiver5555
      @HighDiver5555 8 місяців тому +700

      Hellpods Primed

    • @DanielMcChancho
      @DanielMcChancho 8 місяців тому

      You all are dumb 😂😂😂

    • @Felsparx
      @Felsparx 8 місяців тому +802

      Where's the 'spot', team?
      "Here?"
      "What about here?"
      What about-whatabout here?"

    • @HighDiver5555
      @HighDiver5555 8 місяців тому +186

      @@Felsparx here?

  • @Tuttle86
    @Tuttle86 8 місяців тому +3075

    I mean the real answer is become a Helldiver yourself. The family that dives together thrives together.

    • @ChiakiNanami736
      @ChiakiNanami736 8 місяців тому +22

      You’re never too young? 😹

    • @pashby69
      @pashby69 8 місяців тому +49

      And dies together 😂

    • @feralfeline
      @feralfeline 8 місяців тому +6

      thats what iv been saying.

    • @antimateriel4313
      @antimateriel4313 8 місяців тому +15

      Truth. I play more than my husband as was the case for HD1 as well. Instead of checking Reddit grab a controller 😂

    • @sophiekwong5954
      @sophiekwong5954 8 місяців тому +16

      I am not wife of a helldiver, I AM a helldiver

  • @theoparkinson984
    @theoparkinson984 8 місяців тому +17535

    "why is my husband scared of the roomba" had me dying lmao

    • @Wegetzu
      @Wegetzu 8 місяців тому +149

      Same. Comedy gold!

    • @aniketupadhyay
      @aniketupadhyay 8 місяців тому +60

      Context please?

    • @Squshieheals
      @Squshieheals 8 місяців тому +398

      @@aniketupadhyay helldivers you fight robots. a roomba is infact a robot.

    • @kristopherleslie8343
      @kristopherleslie8343 8 місяців тому +18

      Dying? Really?

    • @exterminatusbutton8723
      @exterminatusbutton8723 8 місяців тому +142

      ⁠​⁠@@aniketupadhyaythere is a planet call malevolent creek which has armies of robots. The helldivers tried to liberate it but since these robots were way different then giant bugs. (They have guns.) We lost malevolent creek, which resulted in the people that tried to liberate malevolent creek to get serious PTSD. Also more people were focused on killing the bugs.

  • @williameckhart8263
    @williameckhart8263 8 місяців тому +17224

    Sex before 30: "For Super Eaaaarth!
    After: " Sweet Liberty! My leg!"

    • @christianzilla
      @christianzilla 8 місяців тому +188

      😂

    • @NoOne-fe3gc
      @NoOne-fe3gc 8 місяців тому +232

      was expecting that line instead of "for super earth!"

    • @rickdiesel2k
      @rickdiesel2k 8 місяців тому +64

      I feel seen

    • @mirjanazadravec
      @mirjanazadravec 8 місяців тому +21

      😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @MrGojangles
      @MrGojangles 8 місяців тому +28

      That'd make a good shirt

  • @Jan_Strzelecki
    @Jan_Strzelecki 8 місяців тому +225

    I admire wife's creativity in using Batgirl's cape to round up her outfit 🙂

  • @whatsnewbois9814
    @whatsnewbois9814 8 місяців тому +6311

    2:26 "Did you fill out the C-01 permit, honey?"

    • @jackcrook6330
      @jackcrook6330 8 місяців тому +395

      What are you? A Democracy Officer?

    • @mota478
      @mota478 8 місяців тому +397

      @@jackcrook6330 His not but he can report it to the nearest democracy officer.

    • @DarthQuaint
      @DarthQuaint 8 місяців тому +146

      MOTHER OF FREEDOM! Someone beat me to it. 🤣

    • @atheos.1383
      @atheos.1383 8 місяців тому +108

      Yea and I hope this wasn't during the procreation ban from our failed major order.

    • @maddlarkin
      @maddlarkin 8 місяців тому +44

      But the real question is, do you want to report the man calling in the 380mm Orbital Barrage?

  • @darthvadersnanps5
    @darthvadersnanps5 8 місяців тому +5705

    "Come and liberate my Malevelon Creek"... Up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down...

    • @TribalRex66
      @TribalRex66 8 місяців тому +431

      ⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️ lol

    • @rocktimusprime6202
      @rocktimusprime6202 8 місяців тому +306

      Ah yes the super earth flag stratagem my personal favorite

    • @looking4themountain
      @looking4themountain 8 місяців тому +102

      Go the extra mile and buy her a "controller" if your feeling cheeky! Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a. The extra lives will come in handy!

    • @DE123456123456
      @DE123456123456 8 місяців тому +10

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ausdingchu24
      @ausdingchu24 8 місяців тому

      ⬆️➡️⬇️➡️
      Followed by ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
      Finished with ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️➡️

  • @JJsiN84
    @JJsiN84 8 місяців тому +1181

    They Nerf the rail gun it’s not fair!
    “ have you tried the quasar?”
    “ new things scare me”
    😂

    • @Hunter_6601
      @Hunter_6601 8 місяців тому +6

      Too bulky imo

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness 8 місяців тому +21

      @@Hunter_6601 Nah man, Quasar is so busted. They're going to nerf it for sure.

    • @JJsiN84
      @JJsiN84 8 місяців тому +5

      @@SeraphsWitness Yeah I feel like it's coming too. Unlike the auto Canon you don't have to sacrifice backpack space.

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness 8 місяців тому +3

      @@JJsiN84 Yea I hope they don't do too much to it. Maybe just increase the cooldown time from 9 seconds to like... 15?
      Give people more reason to take the EAT sometimes.

    • @jedimasterpickle3
      @jedimasterpickle3 8 місяців тому +2

      @@SeraphsWitness EAT is still great, I just use it more situationally now, like in blitz or eradicate missions.

  • @ElitePortraits
    @ElitePortraits 8 місяців тому +2933

    This is the best "commercial" about the game I've ever seen. You have connected so well with the audience, that you leave me speechless. What a masterpiece!

    • @josephschultz
      @josephschultz 8 місяців тому +4

      Yeah but now I'm curious why is he Afraid of the Roomba?🤔🤨😵 or is this don't ask don't tell😳 and what happens in the fox hole stays in the fox hole😱😳🤭

    • @oguzyusayagmur4076
      @oguzyusayagmur4076 8 місяців тому +30

      @@josephschultz roomba is a robot and in the game you're fighting with a faction called "Automatons" which are a species of robot.

    • @just_kris
      @just_kris 8 місяців тому

      ​​@@oguzyusayagmur4076Don't even mention their names, I can already hear them matching towards me.
      HELP THEY ARE DESTROYING MY LIBERTEA

    • @RetrovexAmbient
      @RetrovexAmbient 8 місяців тому +7

      Reminds me of those old bf4 adverts, or lotr game, good times

    • @TheRizzler86
      @TheRizzler86 8 місяців тому

      This was pure gold. 😂

  • @legendaryvicius
    @legendaryvicius 8 місяців тому +2869

    The delivery of "Who tf is Joel?" and the "Should i be worried?" killed me lmao

    • @BaconNationChannel
      @BaconNationChannel 8 місяців тому +25

      Joel*

    • @Simply_American
      @Simply_American 8 місяців тому +38

      Yes yes you should be worried

    • @RANDOM_GAM3R
      @RANDOM_GAM3R 8 місяців тому +5

      ​@@BaconNationChannelhe spelt it right......

    • @APEX-7274
      @APEX-7274 8 місяців тому +14

      She very much should
      His suffering will only get worse as Joel pushes the threat closer to Cyberstan
      And where the bugs are also going but lets be honest
      The only thing suffering in the fight against the bugs are the bugs themselves
      And the poor sap getting harassed by the chargers

    • @SteinhauerNews
      @SteinhauerNews 8 місяців тому

      Not better then the person who's wife yelled "Joel" in bed.

  • @ryanbennett2806
    @ryanbennett2806 8 місяців тому +533

    I love that this game comes, practically, out of nowhere and we're all onboard.

    • @humbermg
      @humbermg 6 місяців тому +6

      For Super Earth 🫡

    • @CepbIuLOL
      @CepbIuLOL 5 місяців тому +1

      Its just another 1 month game like Lethal company or Palworld, that will blow up, get million of players, then quickly dissapear.

    • @snoips2921
      @snoips2921 5 місяців тому +8

      @@CepbIuLOL its been way more than a month now lmaoo

    • @CepbIuLOL
      @CepbIuLOL 5 місяців тому +1

      @@snoips2921 Yeah, and exactly in one month it lost most of its gigantic exploded popularity. Now its another average game.

    • @snoips2921
      @snoips2921 5 місяців тому

      @@CepbIuLOL no point in arguing with you ur accoustic and blind 😔

  • @Awwscrewit
    @Awwscrewit 8 місяців тому +2335

    "My husband tried to kill a spider with a flametheower"
    Oh come on now! We were doing that long before Helldivers 2.

    • @chipsalom
      @chipsalom 8 місяців тому +28

      Just don't try filling a super soaker with kerosene and duct taping a kerosene soaked sock ball to a hanger off the nozzle. Use one of those pumpable fertilizer sprayers, light the sock taped to the hanger, o😊

    • @ericlamb4501
      @ericlamb4501 8 місяців тому +20

      Honestly just an average day in Australia

    • @PiDsPagePrototypes
      @PiDsPagePrototypes 8 місяців тому +4

      ​@@ericlamb4501Y'd think they've never seen a fully grown Huntsman run after a mouse. 😂

    • @Mortred99
      @Mortred99 8 місяців тому +2

      Not spiders, I leave them alone as they're harmless around here. But wasps? Oh, yeah. Axe spray and a lighter and here we go"

    • @__Razer
      @__Razer 8 місяців тому +2

      @@Mortred99 Spiders are Arachnids, with eight legs. Terminids actually have four legs.

  • @VideoMaster40K
    @VideoMaster40K 8 місяців тому +2091

    "Why dont you put that controller down and come liberate my Malevelon Creek."
    "For Super Earth!!!"
    I died laughing.

    • @Destru3k
      @Destru3k 8 місяців тому +80

      Even funnier is how they filmed themselves commiting a crime. After all, all C-01 forms are being rejected...

    • @VideoMaster40K
      @VideoMaster40K 8 місяців тому +16

      @@Destru3k and we were denied any of that for failing an operation

    • @razark9
      @razark9 8 місяців тому +6

      And the theme starts. That had me laughing. 😂👍

    • @leefp6719
      @leefp6719 8 місяців тому +9

      Over 40. I neeed steeemmmms!

    • @richardsonrichly8456
      @richardsonrichly8456 8 місяців тому +4

      We need fresh meat for the grinder

  • @VicDavila
    @VicDavila 7 місяців тому +117

    My wife cracks up everytime my character yells "have a taste of democracy" with the female 2 voice pack 😂

  • @Xoilen
    @Xoilen 8 місяців тому +4025

    I did not think she meant a guy that plays Helldivers, I thought this was going to be a skit about being married to an actual helldiver

    • @Taskmasterxyz
      @Taskmasterxyz 8 місяців тому +756

      What do you mean? This is about being married to an actual helldiver. And it’s no skit, it’s a documentary.

    • @MarieAvora
      @MarieAvora 8 місяців тому +439

      It'd be a very short video of "your spouse died after 12 glorious minutes of service"

    • @Xoilen
      @Xoilen 8 місяців тому +208

      @@MarieAvora Well what happened to him? “He fell in a hole”

    • @ViolosD2I
      @ViolosD2I 8 місяців тому +27

      You understood the joke!

    • @ZombiePepperoni
      @ZombiePepperoni 8 місяців тому +86

      @@Xoilen”he stepped on a gas boob and got flung into the stratosphere”

  • @senatorarmstrong8960
    @senatorarmstrong8960 8 місяців тому +3179

    Malevolent creek…. We lost many a men there. It was a massacre…

    • @skyhunter2816
      @skyhunter2816 8 місяців тому +39

      Malevalon*

    • @graven6102
      @graven6102 8 місяців тому +88

      ​@@skyhunter2816Brother its Malevelon 😔

    • @alannatherson7721
      @alannatherson7721 8 місяців тому +32

      @@williamscott2580 No Helldivers can die, they just regroup in Hell afterwards.

    • @fixer1140
      @fixer1140 8 місяців тому +19

      *Halo Reach ptsd 💀

    • @ScantaniouslyCombust
      @ScantaniouslyCombust 8 місяців тому +1

      Freudian slip

  • @FynnFTW
    @FynnFTW 8 місяців тому +224

    "why is my husband scared of the roomba now?"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @501stLego
      @501stLego 6 місяців тому +5

      musta triggered some ptsd to malevalon creek 😂

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 8 місяців тому +1662

    Super Earth: "You see, you're not dealing with the average Earth anymore."
    Klendathu: "I feel like we've been here before. Have we been here before?"

    • @maxfieldjoyner5244
      @maxfieldjoyner5244 8 місяців тому +69

      Actually it’s called Klen Dahth II in game.

    • @Meteo1777
      @Meteo1777 8 місяців тому +33

      Reminds me of Frieza counting the number of overused heroic phrases he has heard in DBZA.
      ua-cam.com/video/C1F7-AeQy6Y/v-deo.html

    • @optimusprimepwnsall
      @optimusprimepwnsall 8 місяців тому +72

      Helldiver: "Tell me automaton, do you feel fear?"
      Automaton: *scanning* "results inconclusive."
      Helldiver: "Let's fix that shall we?"

    • @alannatherson7721
      @alannatherson7721 8 місяців тому +19

      @@optimusprimepwnsall It's more like.
      Automaton: "Hell me Helldiver, do you feel fear?"
      Helldiver: "I don't know what fear is!"
      Automaton: "Let's fix that shall we."

    • @CandleWisp
      @CandleWisp 8 місяців тому +7

      ​@@alannatherson7721
      Bile Titan: "Did someone say feet?"

  • @Pseudowolf
    @Pseudowolf 8 місяців тому +986

    "Wives of Helldivers"?
    But "Hellwivers" was RIGHT THERE!
    Great video, but who's going to break it to her that sex was cancelled due to failing a Major Order?

    • @SwimDoggo
      @SwimDoggo 8 місяців тому

      @neothesithlord As stated in your Helldivers manual failure to comply with any order given by our leaders is a Treasonous act and I shall be reporting you to the nearest Democracy Officer and have you sent to a Freedom Camp

    • @Destru3k
      @Destru3k 8 місяців тому +41

      @neothesithlord Sir, I don't like the way you are trying to discredit obvious non-democratic acts. I will be filing a report for your comment to the ministry of truth.

    • @Draxtemsklounts
      @Draxtemsklounts 8 місяців тому +8

      Relax we got rights back, liberate with honor helldiver, as long as you file the right paperwork!

    • @SaintGerbilUK
      @SaintGerbilUK 8 місяців тому +9

      I do not want to go portmanteau to teau with you.

    • @ajeenius7437
      @ajeenius7437 8 місяців тому +6

      ​@@SaintGerbilUK I appreciate you.

  • @jayromeric9101
    @jayromeric9101 8 місяців тому +84

    "Liberate my malevolent creek" bro i was like yelling at my phone ..PUT THE CONTROLLER DOWN ..RIGHT NOOOOW! ..lol

  • @PeterPumpkin-w1q
    @PeterPumpkin-w1q 8 місяців тому +3452

    To have a gf / wife into cosplay is a blessing

    • @KatanaKev1988
      @KatanaKev1988 8 місяців тому +102

      It is my friend…..it is…😉

    • @dridda9117
      @dridda9117 8 місяців тому +195

      this is known as a God Tier Trophy Achievement for Gamers worldwide

    • @dridda9117
      @dridda9117 8 місяців тому +58

      and yes im jealous lol

    • @tomshepard9050
      @tomshepard9050 8 місяців тому +37

      Batgirl costumes with shoulder pads - helldivers 😍

    • @corys7604
      @corys7604 8 місяців тому +9

      No it isn’t tf

  • @samb123078
    @samb123078 8 місяців тому +849

    I knew I was too into this game when I saw a bug in my house and yelled “die terminid scum” before smooshing it with my slipper.

    • @mirjanazadravec
      @mirjanazadravec 8 місяців тому +15

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @crazydude09ful
      @crazydude09ful 8 місяців тому +36

      Nah, you gotta yell “FOR DEMOCRACYYYYYY!!”

    • @josephkim9974
      @josephkim9974 8 місяців тому +27

      You are doing your part

    • @jimh472
      @jimh472 8 місяців тому +29

      The flip-flop strategem is the best

    • @realng4611
      @realng4611 8 місяців тому +21

      Did you laugh like “hahahaha--hahaha--haahaaaaa--“ when using the bug spray?

  • @psinjo
    @psinjo 8 місяців тому +35

    this is amazing, my only complaint is that, at the very end. she says "or we're getting a divorce"
    ... so what you're saying is "My wife said it was this or her... she will be missed"
    (missed opportunity!) :3

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 8 місяців тому +1129

    Helldivers: "We are going for a walk! A very enthusiastic walk!"

    • @alexschott2092
      @alexschott2092 8 місяців тому +48

      _When hope is gone_
      _Undo this lock_
      _And send me forth_
      _On a moonlit walk!_

    • @foxbomber5
      @foxbomber5 8 місяців тому +48

      Give that Helldiver a cannon. Helldivers love cannons.

    • @kyle18934
      @kyle18934 8 місяців тому +8

      an what we need. vampire robots

    • @nicholasogburn7746
      @nicholasogburn7746 8 місяців тому +6

      @@alexschott2092Goddamn right.

    • @supernerd8067
      @supernerd8067 8 місяців тому +10

      My fellow men of culture!

  • @BernieTheDevastator
    @BernieTheDevastator 8 місяців тому +778

    “Come liberate my malevolent creek”
    I was expecting him to cry again 😂😂😂

    • @ghostderazgriz
      @ghostderazgriz 8 місяців тому +20

      Right! That would have been gold xD just crying behind the door

    • @BernieTheDevastator
      @BernieTheDevastator 8 місяців тому +6

      @@ghostderazgriz 🤣 it could’ve at least been a blooper or something

    • @leefp6719
      @leefp6719 8 місяців тому +7

      Should have asked to acquire his rare samples

    • @Thebombboom
      @Thebombboom 8 місяців тому +4

      I was expecting him to jump up and salute like "for liberty!"

    • @444traper
      @444traper 8 місяців тому +2

      He did cry "from a certain point of view"

  • @bGRmn
    @bGRmn 8 місяців тому +29

    The twist hit me like a 500Kg bomb to the face and I was on the floor laughing instantly. It's nice to know Warp Zone still gets it.

  • @ProjectLegendary
    @ProjectLegendary 8 місяців тому +1805

    "You don't have to understand freedom to spread freedom" is probably the most American thing to ever be said.

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness 8 місяців тому +36

      You're welcome, earth.

    • @e69alpha
      @e69alpha 7 місяців тому +18

      Super Earth*​@@SeraphsWitness

    • @thexan7234
      @thexan7234 6 місяців тому +4

      FREEDOM OF SPEECH USA USA USA

    • @venykrid
      @venykrid 5 місяців тому +6

      ​@@thexan7234WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER 🗣️🦅🇺🇲🔥

  • @drewbeirn7704
    @drewbeirn7704 8 місяців тому +471

    Wife: "I filled out a C-01 form for you"
    Husband: "But we failed the Major Objective, all C-01 forms have been denied..."

    • @R8MIX
      @R8MIX 8 місяців тому

      We have lost
      *s e x*

    • @Airman14741
      @Airman14741 8 місяців тому

      Not true, it's "PROCREATION" that's banned under Super Earth law...

  • @slayeroffurries1115
    @slayeroffurries1115 8 місяців тому +40

    Marrying a Helldiver is the dream, it has the lowest divorce rate 🥰

  • @ZetsubouGintama
    @ZetsubouGintama 8 місяців тому +728

    My imaginary Wife: I feel bad for you that they nerfed railgun.
    Me: Eh, doesn't matter. Still have my trusty auto-cannon.

    • @DarthQuaint
      @DarthQuaint 8 місяців тому +38

      And now we have the Quasar. Ho ho ho.

    • @thatguy-dh1qh
      @thatguy-dh1qh 8 місяців тому +23

      Dude... Sickle with the quasar Canon has me feeling like at badass at 7+ missions

    • @calebkelly8221
      @calebkelly8221 8 місяців тому +11

      We STAN autocannons

    • @MordeKa0s
      @MordeKa0s 8 місяців тому +6

      ​@@calebkelly8221 In the Autocannon we trust!

    • @9unslin9er
      @9unslin9er 8 місяців тому +3

      ​@@thatguy-dh1qhBest combo ever.

  • @Lazy_Catlady
    @Lazy_Catlady 8 місяців тому +459

    Playing Helldivers 2 every day with my husband. We played the first part too. Everyone needs to do their duty!

    • @christianzilla
      @christianzilla 8 місяців тому +35

      Sweet liberty! ❤😊

    • @jasey844
      @jasey844 8 місяців тому +28

      You're the proper Wife of a Helldiver.
      Being one yourself!!

    • @probablythedm1669
      @probablythedm1669 8 місяців тому +13

      That's couple goals right there! o7

    • @EP-zl3gj
      @EP-zl3gj 8 місяців тому +5

      I'm doing my part!

    • @euridionvult7814
      @euridionvult7814 8 місяців тому +3

      Service guarantees citisenship!

  • @user-wi9vh7dm1e
    @user-wi9vh7dm1e 8 місяців тому +281

    "FOR SUPER EARTH!!! OH!~" -Helldiver, who definitely filled out their C-01 Permit.

    • @Destru3k
      @Destru3k 8 місяців тому +5

      but all of them are being rejected, what we are seing here is a non-democratic action being recorded on camera, we need to report this video to the ministry of truth at once!!

  • @actosh7670
    @actosh7670 8 місяців тому +229

    For Supeeeeeeeeeeeer EARRRTH, got me laughing on the floor

  • @shadowdragonschannel4532
    @shadowdragonschannel4532 8 місяців тому +28

    “FOR SUPER EARTH” 😂😂that part gots me dying 😂

  • @thoughtgaming492
    @thoughtgaming492 8 місяців тому +210

    Reported to my local democracy officer. He did not fill out a C-01 form for activities that may result in a child. Man what is up with people filming their crimes and posting them online these days?

    • @ae-vil
      @ae-vil 8 місяців тому

      The weakening of democracy is real, friend.

    • @The-Blue-Knight
      @The-Blue-Knight 8 місяців тому +13

      All c-o1 denied due to failure to complete main orders.

    • @Robdc89
      @Robdc89 8 місяців тому

      It's celibacy until we complete our main orders

  • @BendingMetal
    @BendingMetal 8 місяців тому +968

    Hope you filled out that C-01 permit before liberating her Malevelon Creek, soldier... 🤨🤨
    Would be a shame to have to report you to your nearest democracy officer...

    • @totalygamingtemplar
      @totalygamingtemplar 8 місяців тому +13

      i know one

    • @lukesgamingadventure8227
      @lukesgamingadventure8227 8 місяців тому +7

      Those C-01 permit isn’t being accepted

    • @MIGSmoakz
      @MIGSmoakz 8 місяців тому +28

      Arent C-01s being denied currently because we failed that major order? YUP THATS HIM DEMCRACY OFFICER 😂

    • @CidGuerreiro1234
      @CidGuerreiro1234 8 місяців тому +1

      Don't wanna call reinforcements for that one.

    • @_Tomon
      @_Tomon 8 місяців тому

      I would say that this bring the joking to another level, but I'll wait till I need the lift to nearest station :D

  • @jasonmack760
    @jasonmack760 8 місяців тому +36

    My wife excitedly wakes at 5am to get the new Warbond stuff. Happened this morning. Couples Who Dive Together, Thrive Together!

    • @PaulShell-of9sn
      @PaulShell-of9sn 8 місяців тому +6

      wow 100% relationship goal (lucky guy)

  • @Xenochrome
    @Xenochrome 8 місяців тому +95

    “Take an interest in your spouse’s hobbies” is excellent advice for both men and women.

  • @SoldierSpiderx
    @SoldierSpiderx 8 місяців тому +182

    From Lethal Company, to Palworld, and now Helldivers 2. Nothing better than to see the small indie studios make bangers to prove AAA wrong!

    • @maizeman90
      @maizeman90 8 місяців тому +25

      Calling Helldivers 2 an indie is a bit of a stretch, given it is a Sony IP with Sony funding.

    • @SmiledElf
      @SmiledElf 8 місяців тому +14

      Agreed, judging by pricing too it's closer to AA

    • @SoldierSpiderx
      @SoldierSpiderx 8 місяців тому

      @@SmiledElfyea these game not even 70 and you still have fun

    • @theobell2002
      @theobell2002 8 місяців тому +5

      Ah yes, the small indie company known as Sony.

    • @nileredsexperiment834
      @nileredsexperiment834 8 місяців тому +1

      Is Arrowhead studios a "small indie" game company?

  • @midlifecrisis3115
    @midlifecrisis3115 8 місяців тому +70

    I didn't see anyone filling out their C-01 forms before having Super Earth Approved missionary-only coitus. This could be interpretated as socialist Automaton behavior. A well documented Helldiver, is a happy Helldiver. Your local Democracy Officer will be in touch shortly.

  • @the_knightcatTTv
    @the_knightcatTTv 8 місяців тому +348

    You see, a helldiver simply needs to marry a helljumper. It would be pretty fitting.

    • @DVMMIE-c7n
      @DVMMIE-c7n 8 місяців тому +5

      Don't you mean Hellrider?

    • @the_knightcatTTv
      @the_knightcatTTv 8 місяців тому +37

      @@DVMMIE-c7n No, I mean hellJumpers. Halo Orbital drop shock troopers.

    • @DVMMIE-c7n
      @DVMMIE-c7n 8 місяців тому +4

      @@the_knightcatTTv I meant as in riding the ... yk?

    • @internetjerk2839
      @internetjerk2839 8 місяців тому +10

      You marry your Eagle-1 this way your always together

    • @Blue-fm2pk
      @Blue-fm2pk 8 місяців тому +6

      HELLJUMPER HELLJUMPER WHERE YOU BEEN?

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 8 місяців тому +241

    2:38 It has the same energy of Chi-Chi riding SSJ Goku for one week and she's using it to make it "Go For Ten! Go-Ten! Goten!"

    • @senabecool7232
      @senabecool7232 8 місяців тому +22

      Hah, DBZA reference, fantastic

    • @archivist_13
      @archivist_13 8 місяців тому +8

      Ah DBZA, I forget the context of that I better go watch it all again

    • @senabecool7232
      @senabecool7232 8 місяців тому

      @@archivist_13 the context is just Goku and Chi-Chi f*cking each other

    • @Ronfost89
      @Ronfost89 8 місяців тому +5

      @@archivist_13 it's the only proper thing to do.

    • @archivist_13
      @archivist_13 8 місяців тому +2

      @@Ronfost89 precisely

  • @KitsuneLexi
    @KitsuneLexi 8 місяців тому +21

    When he yelled “for super earth!!!” in the bedroom I laughed so hard 😂

  • @StriderStryker
    @StriderStryker 8 місяців тому +289

    “Why don’t you put that controller down and come liberate my Malevolent Creek?”
    _”Smells like treason, but I’ll do it for Super Earth._

    • @lonewolforigin
      @lonewolforigin 8 місяців тому +47

      Nothing wrong with spreading Democracy during the day, and spreading her patriot cheeks at night. It is for Liberty, for Freedom.

    • @yourlocalidiot4085
      @yourlocalidiot4085 8 місяців тому

      no C-01 permit was signed. TREASON

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 7 місяців тому +4

      Super Earth: Nothing’s wrong here!

  • @thechantedWhite
    @thechantedWhite 8 місяців тому +96

    The risk of losing him permanently.
    So join him as a helldiver, fight together, even died together.

  • @demo0831
    @demo0831 8 місяців тому +29

    Loved it. Tongue and cheek and somewhere deep in that, supports the idea of trying to engage in a partners intrests.
    (litterally everyone should do this.)

  • @WarpstormChronicles
    @WarpstormChronicles 8 місяців тому +253

    WAIT A MINUTE! He didn't fill out a C-01 form!!!

    • @rednova2212
      @rednova2212 8 місяців тому +5

      I uh... Don't see it?

    • @WarpstormChronicles
      @WarpstormChronicles 8 місяців тому

      Oops.... Meant didn't @@rednova2212

    • @simpingforganyu645
      @simpingforganyu645 8 місяців тому +17

      ⁠​⁠​⁠@@rednova2212That’s the problem she’s never shown filling out the form, we don’t see her doing that.
      This should be reported to democracy officer.

    • @rednova2212
      @rednova2212 8 місяців тому +8

      @@simpingforganyu645Ah, but wait! It's implied that she knows of the form! Remember that it's information shared among wives of the divers, and if any of them have seen information of this form, then it's implied that it becomes public knowledge, shared among others online. Therefor, while it would be SAFER to report it to a democracy officer, it is still implied that she knows of the form, and likely did fill it out!

    • @basil_burrito
      @basil_burrito 8 місяців тому +4

      Don't worry, it's the "other" type of activity that _does not_ result in a child

  • @tsolgames
    @tsolgames 8 місяців тому +294

    This is the ACTUAL best video made so far regarding helldivers. Bravo!

    • @arbiter8246
      @arbiter8246 8 місяців тому +2

      Eh you’re only saying that because she’s good looking. Put some ugly couples on the video and see the real viewership results.

    • @tsolgames
      @tsolgames 8 місяців тому +2

      @@arbiter8246 i am a helldiver who is MARRIED to a helldiver... i can verify from both sides that this is correct

    • @NGA8R
      @NGA8R 8 місяців тому +3

      ​@@arbiter8246 actual braindead take

  • @cgyang
    @cgyang 8 місяців тому +15

    I think this makes the video more hilarious: I expectated this to be about 'real Helldivers'. You know the ones conscripted in Super Earth. The fodder and frontier of Democracy.
    That was surprisingly difficult to explain and I am still unsure if I got my point across. Let's just say I cracked up hard when this video revealed a guy with a controller.
    Nonetheless, love this video and love how this game brings people together.

  • @YuraTuber
    @YuraTuber 8 місяців тому +166

    My wife said it's this or her. She will be missed.

    • @Delantho
      @Delantho 8 місяців тому +22

      relations are temporary, super earth never dies

    • @brolys992
      @brolys992 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Delantho😂😂

  • @AegixDrakan
    @AegixDrakan 8 місяців тому +79

    You could also become a helldiver yourself. The entry qualifications are really low!
    You just need to survive a 10 minute training course without getting shredded by some turrets and you're already in. XD

    • @brodyratliff7441
      @brodyratliff7441 8 місяців тому +5

      Im pretty sure the tutorial is a final exam for new recruits, in lore the training for a helldiver is longer

    • @Gamer-nc8qp
      @Gamer-nc8qp 8 місяців тому +7

      @@brodyratliff7441 i dont think so, the average helldiver is so disposable.

    • @crafterofdoom
      @crafterofdoom 8 місяців тому

      i skipped it

    • @AngelsLance
      @AngelsLance 8 місяців тому +4

      So many recruits never make it past those turrets. o7

  • @NiklasMaier-n8x
    @NiklasMaier-n8x 8 місяців тому +16

    i can understand we he brust into tears when he hears the name malevolent creek ... i was there.. it was hard ....

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 8 місяців тому +229

    0:34 Malevolent Creek is like The Vietnam for Helldivers.

    • @skyhunter2816
      @skyhunter2816 8 місяців тому +24

      MALEVELON*

    • @graven6102
      @graven6102 8 місяців тому +20

      ​@@skyhunter2816 It was place of our greates shame, yet they can't even remember the name. I will go contact their democracy officers for this

    • @_TrueDesire_
      @_TrueDesire_ 8 місяців тому +10

      @@graven6102 It must be because of the trauma

    • @lol-em6bj
      @lol-em6bj 8 місяців тому +3

      97.7 percent

    • @pappo666
      @pappo666 8 місяців тому +2

      i actually love that planet sure its not a walk in the park but i find it to be the most fun to play

  • @KyleSpalding-f5r
    @KyleSpalding-f5r 8 місяців тому +36

    I have been a loyal fan of @TheWarpZone ever since the pandemic and since 2020 the last 4 years I’ve spent watching and rewatching they’re skits and content even to this day you all at The Warp Zone have done the most amazing job and I look forward to being a continuing fan for years to come you guys are simply to put the best of the best and I can’t wait to see what new content you’ll come up with this year and the next my absolute favorite skit is none other the ruthless titan of industry Dick Richard’s! Thank you again for all that you guys do, You all rock!!

  • @VerusVertus
    @VerusVertus 2 місяці тому +2

    I actually think, outside the comedy, this is really sweet. It is a wife that takes the time and effort to at least show interest in her husband's hobby.

  • @Ladoran2002
    @Ladoran2002 8 місяців тому +16

    Damn. She rocking that helldiver outfit. Prepare a whole stack of C-01s.

  • @Mr.Default5699
    @Mr.Default5699 8 місяців тому +98

    Us Helldivers are the most misunderstood group in society glad their are resources out their to help people understand are way of life

    • @iahwhite3875
      @iahwhite3875 8 місяців тому +6

      There are also resources out there to help with your spelling, just FYI

    • @Mr.Default5699
      @Mr.Default5699 8 місяців тому

      @@iahwhite3875 you know their are resources out their to tell you how mutch you fit the definition of a smart-ass. and FYI your not even helping, instead of telling me what words I spelled wrong so I can improve you decide it'd me more funny just to say "FYI you can't spell lol"

    • @blaynegreiner9365
      @blaynegreiner9365 8 місяців тому

      More like grammar. The words are all spelled correctly but they aren't the right words 😂

  • @AtsonYouToob
    @AtsonYouToob 8 місяців тому +4

    "Why is my husband scared of the Roomba now?"... Oh Jesse god loving chrissy but was not ready for that

  • @jawnashun777
    @jawnashun777 8 місяців тому +122

    The Ministry of Truth approves this message

  • @RoflcopterPunch
    @RoflcopterPunch 8 місяців тому +76

    I hope that man filled out his CO-1 form before that roleplay.
    Fantastic humor. 😂

  • @Cloudstrife112233
    @Cloudstrife112233 15 днів тому +3

    If my wife dressed up like that, at the end, i might never return to the front lines, lol.

    • @smally8499234
      @smally8499234 6 днів тому

      I hope you have your C-01 submitted.

  • @VanadiumInc
    @VanadiumInc 8 місяців тому +35

    Well, she's supportive. Three things where most killling: her learning Helldivers jargon, cosplay and the very end 😂

  • @mattwo7
    @mattwo7 8 місяців тому +37

    1:38 I bet those cue cards have the strategem codes on them so the wives can properly identify them by watching the input

  • @FairPlayClubChads
    @FairPlayClubChads 6 місяців тому +5

    *"FOR SUPPEEEEERRR EAAARTHHHHHH"* 😭💀💀💀

  • @chrisjulien7698
    @chrisjulien7698 8 місяців тому +131

    Christ bless you, she adapted so quickly it's actually amazing

  • @Draxtemsklounts
    @Draxtemsklounts 8 місяців тому +54

    This had me crying, please do more of these.

  • @martinmartin7424
    @martinmartin7424 8 місяців тому +8

    1:24 "why is my husband scared of the romba now?" 💀💀💀

  • @switchprocontrollersplatoo7240
    @switchprocontrollersplatoo7240 8 місяців тому +39

    That dig at the meta players was gold

  • @carlosdavidnavarrete7639
    @carlosdavidnavarrete7639 8 місяців тому +57

    I hope the W.O.H becomes canon

    • @ButMadNNW626
      @ButMadNNW626 8 місяців тому +6

      Should be the POH (Partners of Helldivers), since she said “partner” repeatedly and not all Helldivers have wives. (For example, I don’t have a wife - because I’m both female and straight. And single, but that’s beside the point I’m making.)
      And IMO, a great “plot twist” would’ve been her logging on to a computer in the other room and surprising him by joining his squad via cross-play.

    • @carlosdavidnavarrete7639
      @carlosdavidnavarrete7639 8 місяців тому +2

      @@ButMadNNW626 P.O.H has a nice ring to it

    • @ethanduncan1646
      @ethanduncan1646 8 місяців тому +8

      We made the Massacre of Malevolon Creek the canon name for the battle, we can meme that into reality too

    • @aaronbates4848
      @aaronbates4848 8 місяців тому +5

      Missed opportunity to call it "Hellwivers".

    • @CidGuerreiro1234
      @CidGuerreiro1234 8 місяців тому

      @@ButMadNNW626 Hellspouses.

  • @sassythesasquatch4425
    @sassythesasquatch4425 8 місяців тому +10

    I swear i thought she was going to make fun of helldivers but she actually understood us. She is a prime justice of truth

  • @HKSlapActual
    @HKSlapActual 8 місяців тому +80

    THIS IS AMAZING! Please make part 2!

  • @WCRyder
    @WCRyder 8 місяців тому +84

    Thay guy clearly didnt get the memo of sex being banned due to our failure

  • @Sayhelloppl1121
    @Sayhelloppl1121 25 днів тому +1

    “FOR SUPER EEEEAAAAARTH!” *banging intensifies*

  • @NobleReliance
    @NobleReliance 8 місяців тому +17

    When he gets up to run to the bedroom, I fully expected the sound of him latching his boots into the hellpod, preparing for launch. 😂

  • @KronosStudiosYT
    @KronosStudiosYT 8 місяців тому +16

    The wives of Helldivers play an important role in the quest for liberation and democracy throughout the galaxy as well, they raise the next generation of Helldivers to continue the fight when their fathers' duties are done 🫡🫡🫡

  • @rpaiz1563
    @rpaiz1563 26 днів тому +1

    This is INSANE.......Like insanely creative and fun!

  • @CNYCNY1
    @CNYCNY1 8 місяців тому +20

    This is amazing. The script is so darn practical

  • @Cipher73
    @Cipher73 8 місяців тому +22

    "Come liberate my Malevolent Creek"...... I just can't stop laughing on that one 😅
    This vid was soo perfect!

  • @nickkohlmann
    @nickkohlmann 11 днів тому +2

    GENIUS and hit the nail on the head with the Joel/nerf rage xD

  • @void-bot8071
    @void-bot8071 8 місяців тому +23

    2:28 the one and only chance to ask if they filled their C-01 permit and you missed it 🙃

  • @torenvarela9340
    @torenvarela9340 8 місяців тому +18

    1:06 We should all be worried about J.O.E.L.

  • @trewdat43
    @trewdat43 8 місяців тому +2

    This feels like an ad from arrowhead. So much satire it almost matches helldivers itself

  • @NatHazel
    @NatHazel 8 місяців тому +12

    I love the satire of the early 2000’s coming off this 🤣 the obsessed husband, the strangely clean house (yes I’ve seen houses that clean before, it’s just off putting in tv and movies), the wife who doesn’t understand, so she makes a group chat and all is well.
    Amazing video 😂

  • @kleeklee4572
    @kleeklee4572 8 місяців тому +17

    This should be an official promotion. It’s great!

  • @vladimirpain3942
    @vladimirpain3942 3 дні тому

    This game appeared few months ago and it has one of the strongest community of fans already. Creative and dedicated fans.

  • @tomlewis4888
    @tomlewis4888 8 місяців тому +8

    The mug with libertea. Loved this

  • @artiomcybov
    @artiomcybov 8 місяців тому +14

    LFAO!! Quality is right here! Was laughing all the way through. You guys are fantastic!

  • @pacothedog4605
    @pacothedog4605 8 місяців тому +1

    This is for your CO-1 Form soldier Remember to fill it out before any acts that might result in a child

    • @rusteddenial453
      @rusteddenial453 8 місяців тому

      So oral and butt stuff is still on the table without paperwork

  • @tony_moon
    @tony_moon 8 місяців тому +10

    Every heroic Helldiver has a supporting wife backing him up. Your devotion to the managed democracy is appreciated. For the Super Earth!

    • @leo9271
      @leo9271 8 місяців тому +1

      You know this is not true😂😂

  • @astarte731
    @astarte731 8 місяців тому +18

    Amazing, Scarlett. I love your playing!! Really funny, I love it!

  • @drez0847
    @drez0847 2 місяці тому

    "Managed democracy calls for aid, only you can answer, helldiver." The NPC in the background of my game is killin me

  • @RageKroc888
    @RageKroc888 8 місяців тому +6

    Haven't watched Warp Zone in years but good to see they're still making top tier content!

  • @thegrowingdarkness1377
    @thegrowingdarkness1377 8 місяців тому +16

    Scared of the Roomba is too real

  • @royalaffinity777
    @royalaffinity777 8 місяців тому +2

    That was pure comedic gold!!!!! Great production!!!

  • @benoitbourque344
    @benoitbourque344 8 місяців тому +4

    Loved the wifey cardigan and glasses, it was on point. You are making me realize that women do dress up for themselves and for other women. Thanks for making a Helldiver's mind think.

  • @abhijeetvdsh
    @abhijeetvdsh 8 місяців тому +43

    How the F parody be so relatable !! The nerfing of railGun is painfull

    • @StarLeader44
      @StarLeader44 8 місяців тому +4

      As the devs said to those who refuse to adapt: "skill issue"

    • @after_midnight9592
      @after_midnight9592 8 місяців тому

      I just use quasar instead

    • @theemperor1379
      @theemperor1379 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@StarLeader44 based devs.

    • @gtaveteran
      @gtaveteran 8 місяців тому +1

      i just got used to using unsafe mode, now the quasar cannon kicks it’s asssss

  • @blaskoxx4954
    @blaskoxx4954 8 місяців тому +2

    "My Wife screamed Joel last night" gotta get that in don't ya?

  • @kyledabearsfan
    @kyledabearsfan 8 місяців тому +6

    My first mission I dropped in, and got instantly crushed by another drop pod 😂 I knew it was the game for me. For Super Earth! For the martyrs of Malevolent Creek!

  • @meisterlampe4786
    @meisterlampe4786 8 місяців тому +25

    This is crazy because its 100% true.. Best Vid ive seen for a pretty while! Thank you so much!