The Magic Voyage is pretty darn bad...
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- Опубліковано 2 гру 2022
- So a movie about Christopher Columbus discovering the new world was made by some Germans... Yeah, that explains a lot!
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This makes Pocahontas look historically accurate.
And Anastasia and The Flintstones
No, this makes the Titanic movies look accurate
Pocahontas fucking tried
@@drewluczynski9609 Not the Octupus Titanic films
@@thecinematicmind Compared to this, I’d actually say yes to that one
Well, it’s not like it’s considered a bad thing to mock Columbus these days.
Agreed. He was an insane man who committed heinous crimes against indigenous people of the Caribbean islands and didn’t he actually encourage giving natives diseases that they were never exposed to before?
And crimes against manatees
But it also pokes fun at the native americans since they are represented so inaccurately since they have a giant AZTEC temple for their deity.
@@kerberos9821 Yeah, but that’s kinda expected by these movies either way
The missconception about Columbus discovering America comes from a missunderstanding of what the word "America" means.
When Americo Vespucci discovered that the New World was in fact a new continent (as in "from present day Canada to the southern Argentina"), such continent was named America. That's why it's divided in "North America" and "South America", because the whole thing is America.
(Notice that that's long before plate tectonics confirmed the continent is made of 2 separate plates).
Later, the United States of America started the trend of using the word "America" to refer to itself, while most of the rest of the world keeps using the word "America" as it was originally intended, from Canada to Argentina.
So, neither is wrong. It's a matter of semantics. Columbus discovered the continent of America, not the United States of America.
In my home country, for example, we call the whole continent "America".
Didn't Washington Irvin come up with the lie so that he could sell biographies about him?
@@andrewpotts The guy who wrote Sleepy Hollow changed how the US called itself so Columbus biographies would sell more?
@@Alejandroigarabide Yes. The book was called A History of the Life and Voyages of Christopher Columbus, made in 1828 and was one of the earliest known examples of historical fiction.
Anyone who watched Animated Anarchy, Hardcore Kid, Nostalgia Critic or even Muscial Hell would be familiar with this!
And Isacc the Media Hunter. Don't forget him.
Yup.
Or History Buffs
Worms, Columbus, and a swarm kidnapping a fairy…. My favorite piece of Murican history!
Oh, God, the opening. How dare you remind me of that song!
Anyways, I loved this one! Thank you for tearing this apart as is justly deserved!
What is that song anyway? I only ever heard it when I first watched this video. It's got a catchy beat, but the wrong kind of catchy in the stuck in your head sense of the term lol
@@loneronin6813 The opening song is called “Caramelldansen” (hope I spelled that right). An earworm of a song, indeed.
@@BirdsandGhibliFan Thanks :) I will likely regret it, but I'm curious to hear the whole song.
This was fun RaisorBlade..now watch as fans want you to cover The Mighty Kong lmao XD
I want him to cover the the mighty morphing power rangers movie.
I agree with you raisorblade I think its kinda absurd that we still have people say most animated films are for kids. majority of people that say its just for kids is an idiot statement to make. last time i checked they're for everybody. when you say that to the public it comes off as an insult to all the animators and writers that actually put their heart and soul into their films. im not saying it happened with the magic voyage but im saying this to any kind of animation whether if its anime or claymation.
My dad is one of those people. I can’t even watch this video with him in the room without him nagging me about how anything animated is made for little kids and that I must not watch anything animated.
@@kenthuang436 Boy, your dad sounds like a boring person. Even my mom still likes The Smurfs and Tom and Jerry.
I wonder why the history books left out the woodworm and swarm lord. I guess the authors didn't want to be laughed out of the room. Can't believe both this and the bad 2013 Tarzan were made in Germany. I still love Nosforatu 1922.
Wait, that was Corey Feldman? THE Corey Feldman? My god... now I can't stop picturing Pico singing "What's up with the Youth?" and "Ascension Millenium" with a group of girls in angel outfits behind him. Yeah, Corey got weird when he stopped making movies.
I watched this on Tubi shortly after you mentioned it on Twitter. Tubi has the crack version so it was a severely tough 80 minutes. When I saw the part where Columbus thrusted the horn from his dill during the dream sequence, when tell you I had to REWIND that shxt 😳😮💨💀. Yes there's PLENTY to talk about from this horny mess of a movie, like how thicc the "woodworm" was, how Columbus should've been dead when the crew hung him for MINUTES, how the Queen and Columbus were literally hittin' on each other infront the jealous King 🤢🤮, how HUGE the rats were, etc.
Your review had me rollin'!!! I don't think I laughed this hard in a minute. "*censor censor censor* like a Thanksgiving turkey." 😂😂😂 Great work forreal!! 🧡
Especially the WTF scene. That caught me by surprise and I ended up dying of laughter.
Say what you will about Nostalgia Critic, but he also pointed out that the movie doesn't shut up and said that it is as if the people making the movie feared that if it doesn't constantly make noise, it will not get the childrens' attention. In reality, it is bad because children need moments of silence because it teaches them patience and atmosphere.
Musical Hell’s Diva explained this. Apparently there are two official English dubs and one followed the script more and had less filler lines and no recognizable names in the cast and not so good sound editing and then there’s this one that had big names lending their voices who were told to just ad lib whatever into the movie that had better sound editing. The ad lib version seems to be the one that can be found more often and the one people are more familiar with. Musical Hell put out their own review of this disaster around the same time this video came out.
There was one historical fantasy movie I actually liked, and that was Pan's Labyrinth. It's an adult fantasy movie from Alfonso Cuaron (Yes, THAT Alfonso Cuaron.) that takes place just after the Fascists took control of Spain in the nation's civil war under dictator Francisco Franco, where a girl who is the reincarnation of a dead princess from another world has to escape from the evil world.
10:50 Hi there, Jack. Are you still collecting Lightsabers? (Because this film makes me want to watch the Star Wars movies.)
Actually, its from Guillermo del Toro
@@toonat3550 While yes, he did direct it, Alfonso Cuaron did indeed produce it, and work on it, so it was as much his vision, as it was del Toro's.
It does accurately predict the ‘pioneering’ singing career of Corey Feldman.
This movie is drugs. All of the drugs.
Mr Raisor, here in Brazil we had our very own Christopher Colombus in the past named Pedro Alvarez Cabral. Different countries but the discovering a "new world" stuff is identical.
Hate to say this, but I did see this film (Hemdale version) at a friend's place on VHS when I a kid, but never got to finish it. Few years later, I found it, saw it and regretted it. It's so bad it's good. Also, you thought the fairy's skirt was inappropriately short, wait till you see this one character from Asterix Conquers America (sadly made by Germany as well) someday 🤣
In the Dutch dub they did mantion that the 3th rat was killed off screen by the swarm attack
I spent middle school in Italy, and I remember having similar weird feelings about sexual scenes in children’s animated shows/movies. We went to a museum of comics in… I don’t think it was Germany, but it definitely was in a Germanic area, and it was this weird museum mix of children’s comics and graphic sexual comics. The sections weren’t even separated 😂
10:30 what the actual hell that is so weird yet so fucking funny at the same time
14:33 🎶Bob the Beaver! Can he build it? Bob the Beaver! YES HE CAN!🎶
The thing about the movie being sexualising is mainly about german culture which let's things like this slide for the most part.
For e.g the German protestantism so Lutheran makes it so that priests or pastors can ........ you know
I heard French culture tends to be about as lax about sex and nudity so I'm wondering if this phenomenon is more of a Western European thing in general. Like, from what I heard, they find violence in media worse than sex in media and people tend to treat sex and nudity as just a part of life. Seems healthier than treating it like an inherently life changing thing that should be saved for marriage, that's for sure.
I thought this cartoon was just a fever dream from my childhood
I´m confused, I just tried to find a trailer or even the whole movie in the original german Version to see what voice Pico would have and... there is nothing. Not even the smallest clip, it´s like Germany was so ashamed of this movie that they banned it from all streaming websites.
The Magic Voyage, The ugly 3D Tarzan Movie and Dingo Pictures. My Country is the Master of Cartoons 🇩🇪😄
If it makes you feel better, Simsala Grimm is still one of my favourite cartoons to this day, and I also greately enjoy Hexe Lilli and Bibi Blocksberg is pretty charming. I watched them first as a kid, but they still hold up.
I know I said it in your let's watch video (on my alt) , but I just feel bad for Dom deluise. Back in the 70s he was a big star who was known by all of his friends as the light of the party, but then he just fell off and started starring in crappy animated kids movies. I guess with three kids and a career that peaked decades ago, you need to do what you need to do to make a quick paycheck!
Not to mention, he was also in......
Gulp
....Baby Geniuses 🤢
@@tylerfish2701 thanks for reminding me of that, now I need to bleach my eyes and go through six more months of therapy!
@@Treeeee2008 Sorry.
You should do a video on Elcano and Magellan: The First Voyage Around the World!!
And the the real story of the voyage
*1:04* hey thanks colombuz now i exist
7:05 Swarm Lord.
Oh my gosh.
Why does he reminds me of The Man made of Millions Ants from Rick and Morty?
That is either convenient or unintentional by chance.
8:41 Soda joke. Funny a soda brand is named after a fictional beings. XD
11:09 Sounds about right.
XD
11:12 He said so nonchalantly.
Freaking hilarious response.
11:34 Wow, friends with Dom?
That is actually cool and wholesome in a weird way.
11:57 Yeah! Those are weird movies.
Still pretty entertaining though.
12:00 Oh, the one they can talk.
12:01 Gumby?! Wow. Didn't know it was a movie.
Favorite bit
Looks like when you drink too much.
XD
0:07, 2:12 & 18:27
I remember the let's watch the randomness of you and your friends were better then the actual film
5:12 - all of this noise....
Noise...
NOISE.
*NOISE*!!!!
*N*O*I*S*E*!!!!
There was two versions of this movie? I didn’t know that.
If this didn't predict how Corey Feldman would be as a musician...I don't know what did.
Its funny how very similiar are Christopher Columbus and Pedro Alvarez Cabral have a very similiar story with discovering a new world. Literally.
I've seen so many reviews of this movie talking about how stupid it is! Ironically enough, the first one I saw was Nostalgia Critic's review of it. I was laughing my ass off at the site of Columbus's Spyglass PINGAS!
No, he said let go you crazy "Fish" 5:40
Love the Stargate comment! ❤
I was waiting for this. XD
6:36 And the Oscars even nominated it for Best Picture
6:15 This guy either doesn't know how to write down sentences or is trying to make the weakest diss track of 2022.
At least you're not reviewing Bubsy Pilot cartoon
I have to say that this historic video was very historic.
Wait a minute. Did you say Nine realms season 4!?
I prefer the term, "Cock-lida-scope." :P
Also that opening made me laugh way more than it probably should have lol
I also had this movie in my vhs collection
Its the dutch dub version
I never saw this movie outside of several reviews, but hearing the constant dialogue for even a second was just painful. Not even Dom Deluise could make it tolerable. Good thing we have "An American Tail" to show how to do historical fiction with Dom right.
Speaking of which, I love how you roasted the 'kids movie/cartoons are for kids' mentality. We need a million clones of Brad Bird and Spider-Ham to knock some sense into everyone that makes that asinine statement.
Who did the dub? 4Kids?
History is a funny thing…..also woodworm joke….. I got nothing else.
I guess you could say that Christopher Colombus here made a "Bon Voyage" to a new land 😂🤣😂🤣😂
The thing is if it's about the warm why can't it be centered around the worm. it did not need to include historical accurate people to be in this film whatever producers are afraid that children will get bored or just about this worm why do you need to include one of the most controversial historical figures in all of history it didn't need to do that it should have been a standard movie about a guy trying to rescue the woman but instead they had Christopher Columbus out of all people.
I like the atlas version of Magic Voyage, it’s not too loud, the characters and their voices fit perfectly and they don’t straight the blatantly obvious and their not annoying, even the music is better. The only thing that’s holding it back is that ties to much to American History and Christopher Columbus instead of being its own identity and its own separate universe, but there’s so little they could fix with the movie that’s already been made like the awkward moments of the animation and the lip syncing animation.
11:15 wait what?!
I remember seeing the dvd case when I was a child and I tried watching it on my TV but it wouldn’t work for some reason and I was disappointed. But now that I’ve gotten the chance to see this, now I regret it (Who would’ve guessed 😒) the fairy was annoying in my end because she’s a punk ass and barely defends herself like a stereotypical damsel in distress. Not that she can’t get in trouble but if she wants her freedom, she should’ve busted her ass off to be free from those buggie dudes whatever the hell they are lol but she still needs to be smart in different situations she’s in in case the woodworm dude doesn’t come to the rescue. Also, I thought she’d look like Tinkerbell when I was a kid but with longer hair and no personality to stand her out but it was just a silly thought, mainly because I love fairies and Tinkerbell is my favorite character since childhood
14:18 😂 I don't remember the critic mentioning that.
2:12 Im curious, what is this music playing? Seriously.
I remember I heard this movie from the media hunter
I heard about this movie from Musical Hell.
Oh yeah, I first heard about the age of consent being 14 in an episode of Archer.
in some cases even 13
0:05 2:12 What's the name of this music Raisor?
Even Winnie the Pooh has more subtly than this film. That's not a good sign.
oh come on it's a fun video it wasn't meant to be taken serious i grew up with it in the 90's
The only Italians that should be celebrated for fictional events are Mario and Luigi. At least they had a good reason to kill things and actually earned the respect of a Princess in the end.
Green and yellow its a regulair sprite
It's got some good moments in the movie but yeah it is a bad movie as well
review little nemo then Netflix's slumberland. I recommend little Nemo cause its more fun unlike slumberland.
when somebody tried to make a good parody based off Disney :
8:43 Or a Sprite Cranberry?
0:06 What's this music's name? Could someone answer please?
Caramelldansen
10:30 Well…it could be worse…you could be Japan…
What's up with the animation quality when Columbus explores the temple?
Man, 2 dubs! I knew about the main one from Nostalgia Critic and Musical Hell. But man, this second one though a smudge tolerable, sounds like the budget was literal pocket change.
Cute story about the voice acting though. Glad they just took the piss on it and had fun. That being said, the film itself is ass.
6:16 the people that comment shit in this tone, I have a message for you, you ain't proving shit to anyone
*14:16* yeah I agree why ripoff young Joseph from JoJo bizzare adventures part 2
“Box-office sodomy!”
-Nostalgia Critic
The excuse of it kids movie can only used be so much and I believe there is a time and place to used it and the magic Voyage is neither the time or place
Is it possible that someone already made rule 34 of this avatar?
0:01
2:17 Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. His face kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
I can agree that this movie is bad. But great video as always! 👍
18:15 Kinda like shark tale.
This was a great movie I loved it yell are crazy lol
Ah Caramelldansen.
Honest this movie should exist only to tarnish Columbous’s legacy.
Ned's Newt is made by Germany that show was funny and way more watchable than this movie.
Bruh how did my bro which is a 16 year old was having a normal profile with his first letter than the person complaining saying he's an adult WHERE his profile kinda sucks with the name TheBestBoi2004 like don't be like a karen bc ITS HIS OPINION plus all you got is people thinking you are a child bc you said you were a adult but with the name TheBestBoi2004?!
Goofy ahh sound effects: the movie
What even is this lmaooo
*"Christopher Columbus: The Discovery"* and *"1492: Conquest of Paradise"* are Oscar films in comparison to "The Magic Voyage".
And Tom Selleck won the Golden Rasp-berry Award for "Worst Supporting Ac-tor" in "The Discovery".
german animation was greatest in the world to the meat 80s den german animation become terrible att the similar time the Berlin Wall wash turn down but better den german do terrible animation movies den the Berlin Wall still standing
Dear RaisorBlade, would you be so kindly to dissect the hungarian cartoon named "Cat City", a mix b/w Godfather, James Bond, Die Hard and Tom & Jerry?
Thank you!
What the hell is Anita's Sin or something? I have a hard time looking for on Google search. It is way easier for me to find Blood on the Dance Floor on the internet. Maybe it is the case for a reason.