Like he’s collecting their souls and just storing them in a discord server? Honestly, that’s a great head cannon I can imagine v1 falling while he waits for Fraud to release just talking to swordsmachine about how his coin method is way better then swords 💀🧌💀🧌💀🧌💀🧌
Earthmovers were one of the last machines made before the end of the final war. One alone was enough to destroy an entire city. They were one of the only machines large enough to house a shield generator, and as such required both blood and solar power to function. The survivors of humanity build their cities on the backs of the earthmovers. When the final war at last ended, the world was so covered with soot that it blotted out the sun, and all earthmovers on the surface died out one by one. When the new peace began and the climate catastrophe was reversed, the earthmovers inanimate bodies littered the planet, as a stark reminder of how close humanity was to extinction by its own hands. I forget where from, but it is said every new machine during the final war was made to counter the previous one. Guttertank countered gutterman, etc. V1 was a mere prototype, the project unfinished by the time the final war ended. V1 was designed to destroy earthmovers. (Or so we think.)
Big bozos who ended the war because they big stronk, required solar power and blood because big, people lived on them because big, V1 was made to hyper drive murder-style mega lobotomize that mf, the sun got blocked before V1 got made so they died, humanity decided to not do that shit again.
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" o m g is that heavy t f 2 ?"
I see what you did there :)
SPINNY LASER WALLS! MACHIAVELLIAN!
it's the man, the myth, the WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THE HEAVY IS DEAD
@@theseer4439 THE HEAVY IS DEAD!?
@@RadishRanchRiceRaishYes! I AM DEAD!
@@r_1333Why is the Heavy dead?
I love how the earthmover goes from machine talk to shit talk.
Truly one of the character developments of all time
“The fuck is lobotomy%????”
-1000-THR “Benjamin” Earthmover
i can confirm i said that
where did the name come from
@@Romek-zo4og the wiki page i think idk
@@Romek-zo4ogfire in the hole 👹👹👺👹👺
Geometry Dash
the implication that “earthmover” is actually its last name
I like to think that all the robots in hell have a Discord server and V1 only calls people up just to slander them
Like he’s collecting their souls and just storing them in a discord server? Honestly, that’s a great head cannon I can imagine v1 falling while he waits for Fraud to release just talking to swordsmachine about how his coin method is way better then swords 💀🧌💀🧌💀🧌💀🧌
@@Giolopy "lmao i can literally 1 shot you with just a gun and some spare change while your weak ass has clones yet still got solod"
"Please stop 😭"
"yo filth join vc so I can destroy you rq"
"yes, V1 :("
@@XxCringyKidxX tf?, am i supposed to correct a meme?
Hell must be the mod
i love the implication that V1 makes up speedrun categories (and is possibly running on xbox firmware) good work 👍
If you read the lore on the terminals, they were the ones who invented the style system, so they were probably the ones who also invented Lobotomy%.
@@CrimsonTintedGlasses Terminals made the style system, V1 probably named them
But how Benjamin know about PROJECTILE BOOST+
I think lobotomy% is only using the screwdriver against the brain of the earthmover
Wait you said xbox
I like how there is so many different versions but they all include *W E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E*
It is an unwritten rule.
Whe1
Whe2
Whe3
Whe4
Whe5
Hakita running towards airdarts house for finding out when fraud is releasing:
"the fuck?" reaction is so genuine
for whoever made the captions: Benjamin said ow 17 times
edit: it's actually 26 counting the times he said outside
27
"because you weren't even meant to be-"
" *Shut the fuck up* "
DAMN
who asked
Loved that the brain was a huge portal 2 reference
Lemme introduce you to Metroid
@@kirby9759dialogue was a reference to Wheatley in Portal 2
@@r_1333 Oh, then again, haven't played Portal 2 in a long time
@@kirby9759 havent we all?
Spinny blade walls! Machiavelli!
what a glorious video between two calm and reasonable machines
i like how V1 clarifies he was made to kill benjamin
4:52
“If it means we destroy version one, we will fight no matter what happens to us.” -the literal suicide squad inside Benjamin
"here's some money for your funeral" goes so fucking hard
"maurice my beloved"
"His name is Malicious face"
" *n u h u h* "
Maurice is too weak to have an opinion
@@Elbrus_Shchegol real
“THE FUCK YOU MEAN “NUH UH”?”
NUH UH
"AUGUST 12, 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE!" - squidword testicles
1:13 i love how 1000-THR actually shuts the fuck up
I love the implication that V1 has played TF2 and Portal 2 somehow
Also "nuh-uh
3:17 I like to think Benjamin knew of the sexual undertone of that sentence and worded it like that just to make V1 uncomfortable
im a portal fan so i got the reference on the start of the lobotomy
V1 is doing what it was designed to.
“hIs NaMe Is MaLiCiOuS fAcE”
“Nuh uh”
“THE FUCK YOU MEAN NUH UH?!”
Nuh uh @@NullKing404
4:38 needed to add "WARING, WARING, CRITICAL FAILURE ON MAIN CORE, ATTEMPT TO REPAIR. FAILURE. PLEASE EVACUATED EMIDEATLY"
" blood vents have been opened *without reason* "
i see what you did there
I like the wheatley reference at 4:05
Bro think he wheatly
this is gonna be looked back on in 10 years and loved
Get this man a Pulitzer Prize for this writing, I’ll be quoting “come inside me” so often
5:35 i get that phrase
AUGUST 12 2036 THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE
3:19 💀💀💀💀
Well he got filled by red cum👽
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🗿
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well actually i think the brain is actually the earth mover and that giant horse machine looking thing is just his house that moves
I love the idea that Version One is V1’s full name
"August 12th, 2036, the heat death of the Universe!" - Squidward Tortellini
I love how V1 casually just drops some lore
"you were beautiful"
"OUSTRETCHED LIKE ANTENNAS TO HEAVEN"
“bro think he wheatley”
-V1, Best line.
V1: Maurice my beloved
Earthmover: His name 1S Malicious face
V1: Nuh uh.
I implore everyone to watch this on 144p for a more immersive experience
I think the earthmoving is actually in terror upon seeing v1
It's like when you see a tiny spider and it starts crawling up you
Damn, can't believe Version One came inside "1000-THR Earthmover" and blew their brains out, craaaaaazy
"s e c u r i t y b o t s m y a s s 🤖"
LMAO
"t h e s e g u y s a r e s h i t"
real
It would be hella nice to have voicelines for v1 so we can hear him shit talk his enemies.
(Btw I caught that august 12th 2036 reference, I see you.)
V1 be murder goes kill go brrr time to speed run this shit
august 12th 2036: the heat death of the universe
"keep the change" got me lol
Best Ultrakill™ roast ever
legend says that v1 is still weeeee'ing up to this day
BRO BROUGHT IN THE AUGUST 12 2036 MEME
-a machine never cries they dont have feelings
also machine: 2:34
well it is implied blood machines in ultrakill have feelings
"bro think he Wheatley"
perfect
1:29
Heavy indeed
1:54 would've been a great "nuh uh" momento
Saved it up for a better moment. 2:09
If you use the Red/Ricochet Revolver you can shoot the homing projectiles from the security system when thehre still forming and deal big damage
"WEeeEeeeEeeeEeeeEeee, the fuck?" Truly a sentence
3:35 "bro thinks he Wheatley" nice Portal 2 refference.
This is very comical
cause i’m built different babeeeeee
"maurice my beloved"
"Erhm 🤓☝, his name is Malicious Face-"
"NUH UH"
-his name is Malicious Face.
*-NUH UH*
actually pretty funny and accurate feeling dub
Aint no way this was on lenient
VIOLENT//CLIMAX
LIKE ANTENNAS TO HEAVEN
3:18 wrong layer, earthmover.
Bro, the part where V1 said "bro think he Wheatley" got me laughing to my sides. Love the reference.
Lenient difficulty observed, opinion nulled
This is cannon guys. Hakita told me himself.
4:37 110=uncountable
the heat death of the universe
3:18 most relatable part‼
i like how since Benjamin has a reallly big brain hes always really smart on everything
"August 12th 2036, the heat death of the universe"
- Squidward
oh my god the portal references this is great
100-THR “EARTHMOVER” *dies*
V1: Mortis
If no one minds, could I have some Earthmover lore?
Earthmovers were one of the last machines made before the end of the final war. One alone was enough to destroy an entire city. They were one of the only machines large enough to house a shield generator, and as such required both blood and solar power to function. The survivors of humanity build their cities on the backs of the earthmovers. When the final war at last ended, the world was so covered with soot that it blotted out the sun, and all earthmovers on the surface died out one by one. When the new peace began and the climate catastrophe was reversed, the earthmovers inanimate bodies littered the planet, as a stark reminder of how close humanity was to extinction by its own hands. I forget where from, but it is said every new machine during the final war was made to counter the previous one. Guttertank countered gutterman, etc. V1 was a mere prototype, the project unfinished by the time the final war ended. V1 was designed to destroy earthmovers. (Or so we think.)
Big bozos who ended the war because they big stronk, required solar power and blood because big, people lived on them because big, V1 was made to hyper drive murder-style mega lobotomize that mf, the sun got blocked before V1 got made so they died, humanity decided to not do that shit again.
@@r_1333 Dang, I was wanting a sentence or so, but you gave me a whole 3 paragraphs, Thanks!
Pure art and pure canon
*August 12th 2036, day of Fraud release August 12th 2036, day of Fraud release August 12th 2036, day of Fraud release*
I love how V1 got the achievement “made Benjamin cry”
Come. Inside. Me. I'm dying XD
holy fucking shit the compression right after you ran into that blood explosion
“I think you should rephrase that”
I love the portal references when fighting the brain
i saw the thumbnail and KNEW IT WAS GONA BE GOOD AND IT HAS CUSTOM SUBTITLES YEEEEEEEEEEEES
2:11 lol that nuh uh
V1:Hey Benja...
EARTHMOVER: MY NAME IS NOT BENJAMIN.
i wonder if just every robot he met while in the layers they were all shit talking to him
Achivement complete-Make Benjamin cry
7-4 but V1 and Benjamin can talk and V1 was expecting to encounter V2 and just decides to go for a P-Rank run.
I thought V1 was going to complain about not getting the gold arm
"now,time to wait until august 12th 2036 for fraud release" fr
i think benjamin would be stupid because benjamin
“I wonder who that’s for”
“ITS FOR YOU”
XD
I love how V1 is basically just the average jokester player.
you could say the blood valves were opened without reason
kind of like the war
achievement: make benjamin cry. at the security part
74 different ways to waste a rail canon charge
1:28 V1: omg is that heavy team fortress 2
1:14 caught in 4k trying to projectile boost a soldier
“The fuck?” -V1 2024
i like how v1 and earthmover have different grammar (subtitles)
benjamin crying? more like scout going wananananana
August 12TH 2036? Oh shit bro
i expected a couple "Fire in the holes!" or normal face from geomotry dash for a lobotomy level
4:42 He owed 17 times