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  • @roygeorge9908
    @roygeorge9908 Рік тому +5427

    "no i thought he was your cousin, you guys.. all look the same." HAD ME DYING

  • @Seeks_stuff
    @Seeks_stuff Рік тому +3258

    As a brazillian, I can confirm the statue does exist and we live in constant fear of that man.

    • @lavender3609
      @lavender3609 Рік тому +151

      I like to imagine that he actually did commit numerous crimes in Brazil and told a bunch of lies to cover up the fact that he's a genuine criminal.

    • @-MMXCIX-
      @-MMXCIX- Рік тому +15

      Eyyy, it’s Seek!

    • @AndreNovaes_
      @AndreNovaes_ Рік тому +24

      E eu re-confirmo caso ainda tenha quem duvide

    • @Gabs.MM999
      @Gabs.MM999 Рік тому +14

      ​@@AndreNovaes_ Todos nós o teme-mos

    • @tavl28564
      @tavl28564 Рік тому +16

      can comfirm as also a brazilian we fear that man like its a demon

  • @PureLove_X
    @PureLove_X Рік тому +4225

    There’s always the one friend that believes the impossible stories 😂

    • @pat9353
      @pat9353 Рік тому +116

      Honestly bless that friends heart, It’s can’t be easy being that gullible

    • @RavenclawNimbus
      @RavenclawNimbus Рік тому +65

      @@pat9353 You know, did you see the part where it said gullible in the video? It was at 0:47 and it’s in fiiiine print on the wall.

    • @notyouraveragephsychopath
      @notyouraveragephsychopath Рік тому +44

      ​@@RavenclawNimbus I've been looking for like 8 minutes and I can't find it? :(

    • @syedarizvi7290
      @syedarizvi7290 Рік тому +14

      @@pat9353 it really makes me wonder how they live their lives when they are so... naive.

    • @Alpha_2-6
      @Alpha_2-6 Рік тому +10

      ​@@RavenclawNimbus Nice XD

  • @Alcadeias90
    @Alcadeias90 Рік тому +1831

    I am 100% convinced this entire skit was made just so he can inform us about the proper name for those little giraffe horns and no one can convince me otherwise.

    • @cammm063
      @cammm063 Рік тому +124

      Major Phineas and Ferb “aglet” energy lol

    • @phitsf5475
      @phitsf5475 Рік тому +77

      I couldn't spell it so I checked the subtitles. Closed captions say "awesome guns"

    • @alysontegley2067
      @alysontegley2067 Рік тому +12

      ​@@cammm063 wasn't expecting THAT reference today 😂

    • @sethyzir666
      @sethyzir666 Рік тому +70

      @@phitsf5475 os·​si·​cone ˈä-sə-ˌkōn. plural ossicones. : one of usually two short conical or columnar protuberances on the head of male and female giraffes and male okapis that are composed of ossified cartilage covered by skin and hair. Note: As ossicones enlarge and ossify, they become fused to the skull.

    • @The_Only_Juan
      @The_Only_Juan Рік тому +1

      ​@@phitsf5475 😂

  • @vedanthraj2363
    @vedanthraj2363 Рік тому +3676

    daniel gets younger the longer he's on youtube and we're all here for it

    • @TheFloridaMonkey
      @TheFloridaMonkey Рік тому

      if you god damn thank people for the likes i will freaking get mad
      its so pointless and annoying.

    • @RavenclawNimbus
      @RavenclawNimbus Рік тому +64

      More like more insane the longer he’s on UA-cam! 😂

    • @syedarizvi7290
      @syedarizvi7290 Рік тому +44

      I really couldn't believe he was thirty... I need to use whatever products he uses for his youth lol

    • @kwill8146
      @kwill8146 Рік тому +18

      My guy is actually Benjamin button

    • @IzzaKoshkina
      @IzzaKoshkina Рік тому +15

      ​@@RavenclawNimbus insanity is the best skin care routine 😂

  • @afri.2843
    @afri.2843 Рік тому +208

    “You guys all look…the same…” oh no he’s becoming self aware

  • @onezero39
    @onezero39 Рік тому +547

    I love how Betterhelp just looked at Daniel's sketches and decided to offer him a therapist AND a Sponsorship

  • @Ideca55
    @Ideca55 Рік тому +501

    He truly is the most wanted man in Brazil, we've been looking for him for years

    • @jesseclark7105
      @jesseclark7105 Рік тому +15

      Well idk what to tell you, he's been right here on UA-cam for a while now.

    • @ThiagoGlady
      @ThiagoGlady Рік тому +13

      I met him yesterday when I was stealing the little finger from Lula's left hand. Nice guy and all but talks a loooot

    • @anurch9358
      @anurch9358 Рік тому +2

      ​@@ThiagoGladyha

    • @benrex7775
      @benrex7775 Рік тому +3

      love the profile picture. great game.

    • @Ideca55
      @Ideca55 Рік тому +3

      @@benrex7775 one of the best games I've played

  • @tayzonday
    @tayzonday Рік тому +2612

    I have stolen blankets off of airplanes! (And airline headphones) ✊✊✊🚓👮‍♂️🚔

    • @danielthrasher
      @danielthrasher  Рік тому +1090

      I am reporting you to the police

    • @Ferrothorn462
      @Ferrothorn462 Рік тому +134

      I am reporting you to the police police

    • @MyPianoArchives
      @MyPianoArchives Рік тому +98

      Surprised they let you on the flight, due to the torrential chocolate rain.

    • @54MU
      @54MU Рік тому +24

      Then pay with your blood!!!

    • @FrankieDeJong
      @FrankieDeJong Рік тому +27

      Hello, I am the police.

  • @GodKnowsWhatIsInHere
    @GodKnowsWhatIsInHere Рік тому +127

    Dang, the subverting of expectations. I totally thought he was actually about to fly there.

    • @homerman76
      @homerman76 Рік тому +13

      Furthered by the realization that no one actually knows him 😂

    • @BadaBing511
      @BadaBing511 Рік тому +2

      Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.

    • @SomeoneMaybe05
      @SomeoneMaybe05 Рік тому +1

      I thought there’d just be a cut to him floating in a pool.

  • @Its_The_Astro
    @Its_The_Astro Рік тому +574

    Dan’s friends are the kind of people I want to hang out with

    • @Sonny_McMacsson
      @Sonny_McMacsson Рік тому +10

      You just saw how he sees his pets when he's lonely.

    • @SariyahGreenwood
      @SariyahGreenwood Рік тому +5

      Is it because they all look the same but different?

  • @ayvyli4703
    @ayvyli4703 Рік тому +527

    Man, Daniel is always there, when I need it the most.

  • @RavenclawNimbus
    @RavenclawNimbus Рік тому +331

    Have you ever watched like 17 Daniel Thrasher videos in a row? Seriously this guy has a humor unmatched to any other 😂

  • @Benny_Blue
    @Benny_Blue Рік тому +268

    I’m starting to think “One friend makes wild claims, at least one friend believes them, and at least one friend doesn’t” is just Daniel’s sense of humor. This is at least the third sketch we’ve gotten like that.

    • @seanplayscl
      @seanplayscl Рік тому +22

      That's a pretty straightforward straight man comedic trope

    • @pamspray5254
      @pamspray5254 Рік тому +10

      @@seanplayscl A classic comedy format, to be sure. It's both versatile and dynamic.

    • @crtscream
      @crtscream Рік тому +7

      The difference with this one was that it turned out the wild claim wasn't true!

    • @imibuks-replit
      @imibuks-replit Рік тому +1

      It is true thouh

  • @Sticknub
    @Sticknub Рік тому +108

    I think the biggest plot twist of this video is that nothing insane happened... which says a lot about Daniel's videos

  • @Cheesebasket24
    @Cheesebasket24 Рік тому +21

    "you guys all look the same" so subtle, so funny. This is why Daniel is so good at making these skits.

  • @tinkerbinker1
    @tinkerbinker1 Рік тому +148

    Turley seems like a very interesting new character. I love his orange jacket.

  • @YeetusQuackus
    @YeetusQuackus Рік тому +16

    1:51 cracks me up: "Did you meet extraterrestrials?"
    I love green hoodie guy! We need to see more of him.

    • @Wawagirl17
      @Wawagirl17 Рік тому +6

      Oh yeah, Dennis being ridiculously naive and gullible in recent skits is so fucking adorable to me!

  • @christiantolliver6331
    @christiantolliver6331 Рік тому +14

    "You guys all look...the same" was such an underrated line! Peak comedy 😂

  • @MrLimeSapper
    @MrLimeSapper Рік тому +23

    This is great, because at this point I've come to expect something fantastical happening from these shenanigans, and the apparent "lies" actually being true- and to have just a (semi) realistic end like punching someone and running away because you actually lied now exceeds my expectations. Well done.
    Also, I love the bnuuy

  • @perspectives8203
    @perspectives8203 Рік тому +12

    Hey Daniel I love how you've worked your rabbit into videos lately! I've had my bun for a couple years now. I appreciate that you adopted a white one, because they often have trouble finding homes as people find their red eyes off-putting. "I'm all outta vegetation for ya" was so wholesome

  • @Ferrothorn462
    @Ferrothorn462 Рік тому +30

    Founding Fathers: *drafts documents*
    Daniel Thrasher: I'm about to ruin this man's whole career

  • @zelciotv
    @zelciotv Рік тому +133

    As a Brazilian, i can confirm that there is a statue of Daniel with a big red X on it. I wish you good luck when tou step on these lands. 😔✊

    • @SariyahGreenwood
      @SariyahGreenwood Рік тому +5

      You mean Turley...

    • @zelciotv
      @zelciotv Рік тому +2

      @@SariyahGreenwood oh whoops, mb. i'm still getting used to

    • @SariyahGreenwood
      @SariyahGreenwood Рік тому +3

      @@zelciotv Yeah... it's fine: they all look the same lol

  • @patrickhannon4217
    @patrickhannon4217 Рік тому +10

    2:32 The way he said that has me in stitches 🤣🤣

  • @finixmoon127
    @finixmoon127 Рік тому +96

    Thank you Daniel for unintentionally giving me an existential crisis about the nature of truth and reality

  • @Flintstone_o7
    @Flintstone_o7 Рік тому +1

    "you guys.. all look the same." I'M DYING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hayliabrown5886
    @hayliabrown5886 Рік тому +16

    Daniel's cats are just adorable legends! One snuck into the background at 2:09.

    • @theolodger
      @theolodger Рік тому +3

      and the large white cat at 3:20!

  • @Autumn_Frost
    @Autumn_Frost Рік тому +18

    3:00 you guys all look the same
    Why did I laugh so much at that?

  • @ruisinjams
    @ruisinjams Рік тому +20

    there's always that one person who'd believe literally anything and i love them for that 😌

  • @trainerstone
    @trainerstone Рік тому +3

    OMG! OMG! OMG! One of those alien things are on the counter in the background, but I think disguised as a cat. That's exactly what a giraffeadactyl would do.

  • @Wizard_Pepsi
    @Wizard_Pepsi Рік тому +13

    3:12 This is the first time I have ever seen a rabbit and a cat in the same room.

    • @fa1ry_du5t-old
      @fa1ry_du5t-old Рік тому +3

      My friend has a rabbit, a cat and a dog and they all live in harmony. That's some zootopia type shit right there

  • @kdevelopergw
    @kdevelopergw Рік тому +1

    "i thought he was your cousin or something.. you guys look... the same..."
    he's becoming self-aware

  • @sp10482
    @sp10482 Рік тому +46

    Well Daniel has stolen my heart by making this video and I stole Daniel's by subscribing to his channel.
    That's what I call a healthy interaction among individuals of humanity "STEALING".

    • @sp10482
      @sp10482 Рік тому +4

      The rabbit is cute btw, I had one and it looked same but a stray dog killed it so, yeah.

    • @Professionalnerd333
      @Professionalnerd333 Рік тому

      @@sp10482 L rabbit 💀

  • @bunny.boo531
    @bunny.boo531 Рік тому +4

    0:58
    when watching videos im quite straight faced, not much makes me laugh; but his face here made me giggle.
    "😮"

  • @cammm063
    @cammm063 Рік тому +35

    I feel like this is the least weird Daniel video we’ve had in close to a year. HIS SANITY IS BACK!

  • @MikaylaGamingOnline
    @MikaylaGamingOnline Рік тому +11

    0:03 “Ooo” lol

  • @ornitorrinco_en_la_caverna
    @ornitorrinco_en_la_caverna Рік тому +11

    I'm glad that there's more than one coherent person in this sketch.

  • @niv731
    @niv731 Рік тому +3

    "you- you guys all look... the same..."
    As someone who also watches Ryan George, I absolutely love this joke.

  • @oliverhill149
    @oliverhill149 Рік тому +12

    0:21 I was half expecting him to say the moon with that jacket

  • @flutterpuff5544
    @flutterpuff5544 Рік тому +1

    Daniels character in the green shirt, is probably the most adorable thing I have ever seen.

  • @jeradarteche8594
    @jeradarteche8594 Рік тому +3

    I was really about to exit the video when the ad read started, but feeding a rabbit vegetables during the reed might be the best way to keep my attention.

  • @Cheez-Itz_Christ
    @Cheez-Itz_Christ Рік тому +1

    “You guys’s all look the same”
    I thought I was the only one that thought that

  • @Hedwig1210
    @Hedwig1210 Рік тому +6

    That jacket makes him look like Vector from Despicable Me.
    And there's always that one person in the friend group, the one who lies, the one that agrees/believes everything the one person is saying, and the person who is trying to get everyone to see the lies

  • @ROB_LAW98K
    @ROB_LAW98K Рік тому +2

    He also created a team of the 10 most skilled individuals, and stole 190 Million dollars from 3 Las Vegas Casinos… that’d be a cool movie

  • @joetaf8661
    @joetaf8661 Рік тому +4

    I love the different emotions of every character
    Unconcerned, Fixated, Presumptuous, and Possibly Criminal

  • @Issacthatboy5
    @Issacthatboy5 7 місяців тому +1

    He’s that one friend that always lied at school and one person didn’t believe him

  • @ellea5670
    @ellea5670 Рік тому +5

    daniel just made me watch an ad read twice I didn't think anyone could do such a thing
    the power of bun

  • @mequill9977
    @mequill9977 Рік тому +1

    Your cat likes long walks on the bench (2:09)

  • @Zerigala1028
    @Zerigala1028 Рік тому +5

    I love how Daniel has introduced "Easily Impressed Guy" into his sketches lol

  • @sarinahanai419
    @sarinahanai419 Рік тому +2

    oh my gosh its a bunny and a kitten all in the same shot!!!!! AHHHH

  • @FriskTemmieGoogle
    @FriskTemmieGoogle Рік тому +5

    1:25 as I brazilian, I can confirm that Daniel 436th identity is actually the most wanted criminal in Brazil.

    • @TannerJ07
      @TannerJ07 Рік тому

      You mean 436th clone. It can get confusing.

  • @yasqueen9376
    @yasqueen9376 Рік тому +1

    Give that bunny and that kitty a raise, best advertisers ever. I stayed all the way through despite already having Doreen at the Bank (my therapist works on the top floor of my bank)

  • @_XRMissie
    @_XRMissie Рік тому +9

    I can never tell whether Daniel's skits end up playing out as true or someone's a liar lmao. I fully expected Turely to just pull out a pouch of diamonds, the declaration of independence, and a baby out of his jacket.

  • @brightgreenspacehopper4565
    @brightgreenspacehopper4565 Рік тому +1

    I love how theres the character that believes him, the one that really wants him to shut up, and the one that doesn’t care.

  • @TheSamfelgar
    @TheSamfelgar Рік тому +9

    As a Brazilian, I totally confirm this whole story

  • @MyBiPolarBearMax
    @MyBiPolarBearMax Рік тому +1

    I thought i saw the Mona Lisa one time. Now i think i only saw a fake Turley left.

  • @TripTropLove
    @TripTropLove Рік тому +21

    I remember once some random convict entered my house and punched me the eye for not sharing my nachos...I'll never forget you Dave!

  • @redriclasir2367
    @redriclasir2367 4 місяці тому +1

    I believe he actually did all that because TURLEY IS NEVER WRONG.

  • @followurdreamsnottherules
    @followurdreamsnottherules Рік тому +36

    I've been binge-watching Daniel Thrasher for the past 5 hours or so cause at this point it is the only thing keeping me smiling for at least a moment- ❤
    My favourite comedian 😂😂😂
    Keep going, incredible clever and witty ADHD friend!

  • @Blimpee
    @Blimpee Рік тому +2

    He took that one friend who lies to a whole new level

  • @theusmfcarv
    @theusmfcarv Рік тому +6

    as a Brazilian can confirm he's the most wanted man in all of Brazil, maybe even in all of Jaboticabal city, the capital of the world

  • @AVS1
    @AVS1 Рік тому +1

    "And all the girafadactles want to be friends with me"

  • @vyrious7029
    @vyrious7029 Рік тому +3

    Daniel sure did steal the attention in this skit. Amazing as always.

  • @MyPianoArchives
    @MyPianoArchives Рік тому +13

    Daniel must’ve done too much acid one day, because all his videos are a never ending fever dream of a trip.

  • @pedroh.pereira8292
    @pedroh.pereira8292 Рік тому +4

    It's true: here in Brasil we have a most wanted hall of statues and Daniel is among one of them. Right next to the beach

  • @alicewhite_1818
    @alicewhite_1818 Рік тому +1

    "You all look the same" 😂😂

  • @Tortle4444
    @Tortle4444 Рік тому +8

    There is always the friend who lies about stuff to seem cool

  • @Itmedontask
    @Itmedontask Рік тому +1

    "ALSO....a baby, I stole on of those too"
    "C O O L"

  • @abi.rose.i
    @abi.rose.i Рік тому +4

    Dennis doesn't care what happens, he just loves boy time.

    • @Wawagirl17
      @Wawagirl17 Рік тому

      Dennis is precious and must be protected always.

  • @a_chill_dude.
    @a_chill_dude. Рік тому +1

    Oh my word THATS THE GUY THAT STOLE MY BABY
    GIVE IT BACK !!!!!!!!!

  • @mothiikai
    @mothiikai Рік тому +3

    I too, am a little bad boy who steals pens.
    and diamonds

  • @chidori_spear0584
    @chidori_spear0584 Рік тому +1

    bro the quality is so good, nice camera Daniel

  • @LoDaFTA
    @LoDaFTA Рік тому +9

    1:31 Well our brazilian "government" IS a convicted criminal who has yet to serve his sentence, so it is, indeed, a good question.

    • @TheMartinFigueroa
      @TheMartinFigueroa Рік тому

      He turned out to be innocent. Tell that to a judge

    • @LoDaFTA
      @LoDaFTA Рік тому

      @@TheMartinFigueroa He didn't. He got out because he was too old to serve the sentence.

    • @TheMartinFigueroa
      @TheMartinFigueroa Рік тому

      @@LoDaFTA source: trust me bro

    • @LoDaFTA
      @LoDaFTA Рік тому +1

      @@TheMartinFigueroa He did not. What happened was: In Brazil we have four categories of different courts systems which we address as "First Instance", "Second Instance", etc. If you have a good enough case, and competent lawyers, you can have your case run through all of those instances before you get your judgement.
      Our current president went through all of those instances and was determined to be guilty in all of them, albeit barely in the last court, because most of the judges in that court are personal friends of his. We call this last Court the "Supreme Court" because they are the last possible recourse in a judgment, and they are supposed to set precedent for all other courts, by analyzing the constitution.
      However, one of the judges from the other courts was deemed to be partial(because of political reasons) in his judgment, even though all other courts either corroborated his judgment or found his to be too lenient, and ended up increasing the sentence.
      This in turn, gave the judges of the Supreme Court an out, to declare that the case needed to be run through again, through the other instances to determine whether or not to maintain the current ruling. However, in Brazil, we also have a law that states that all crimes committed and court cases started you become a certain age are deemed to be discontinued. Turns out that the current president got to that age while he was in prison, so when he got out to wait for the next judgment as one would normally do when a sentence needs to be revised, he was deemed unfit to serve his sentence because of that law previously stated.
      This means that the current president WAS NOT deemed innocent of any charges, just that he can't be judged for crimes he committed before he turned 75.

  • @warddprod
    @warddprod Рік тому +1

    "you guys all look the same"
    LMAO

  • @DragonsSongStudios
    @DragonsSongStudios Рік тому +5

    His videos get more chaotic and I'm here for it big time 😂

  • @Casett
    @Casett Рік тому +2

    I never realized that Dennis was so gullible. Laughed out loud. Run away Turly, run away.

  • @kimmokyla-laaso4443
    @kimmokyla-laaso4443 Рік тому +3

    I hope this channel never dies

  • @TheMegaLegoShow
    @TheMegaLegoShow Рік тому +1

    About half way through I thought "those glasses look familiar" and then I realized they are literally the same as my own glasses. This guy stole the Declaration AND MY GLASSES!!!

  • @be_couragous
    @be_couragous Рік тому +3

    Every time Daniel uploads my sanity slips even further into the abyss

  • @DarkPhantom3815
    @DarkPhantom3815 Рік тому +1

    I always know the impossible stories aren't true, but i still go along with them.

  • @eggycarton
    @eggycarton Рік тому +3

    I like how the format is different this time, usually 1 Daniel is smart and trying to convince the other daniels, but now 2 daniels are calling him out.

  • @Nerothecromsonfox
    @Nerothecromsonfox Рік тому +1

    YOU HAVE A BUNNY!!! You haaave to include them in more skits XD

  • @Ferrothorn462
    @Ferrothorn462 Рік тому +7

    Quest Dealer: Welcome to the town of NPC, traveler, we have a few quest options:
    -Steal diamonds from the white house
    -Steal the Declaration of Independence
    -Steal a baby
    So, which will it be?
    Daniel:

  • @Dr-Peppy
    @Dr-Peppy Рік тому +1

    Well, you could say he was “stealing our attention!”

  • @eggyolk.no1
    @eggyolk.no1 Рік тому +9

    Man, Turley, Dennis and others together for BOYTIME is really the best!
    did I mention that I LOVE BOYTIME?
    Because I do love BOYTIME.

  • @Obeonix
    @Obeonix Рік тому +1

    I feel like this sketch was just an excuse to flex the giraffe anatomy fact

  • @harphappens4644
    @harphappens4644 Рік тому +4

    Daniel never fails to make us laugh

  • @8_BlackOut_8
    @8_BlackOut_8 Рік тому +1

    “No.. I thought he was ur cousin or smth, you guys all look the same..”
    The comedy of just one, simple sentence-

  • @DanP740
    @DanP740 Рік тому +4

    The way he just let the burp happen at 1:44 and not reshoot the take.

  • @OfDream8811
    @OfDream8811 Рік тому +2

    Bruh I never knew rabbits could get so big, wow

  • @TheMythicalGrape
    @TheMythicalGrape Рік тому +1

    All you need to be happy is a new daniel thrasher video

  • @alexsheppard237
    @alexsheppard237 Рік тому +1

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who had a "friend" that absolutely no one in the friend group knew whos friend it was. We legit have no clue how they came in and we just assumed it was just someone elses friend.

  • @Edfonseca_
    @Edfonseca_ Рік тому +6

    You brazilian?! HAHAH Essa eu ri! Inclusive tem em brasileiro que assiste seu canal, Daniel! Eu sou um deles!
    Adorei o vídeo! Seria massa poder Record Something with ya some dia !

  • @matheusprado9151
    @matheusprado9151 Рік тому +1

    Him being a brazillian, is very accurate that he has stolen stuff like that. As a brazillian myself i approve

  • @DanielVoeller
    @DanielVoeller Рік тому +6

    Huge props for Daniel for keeping us entertained so well!!
    👇

  • @maderaartstudios4738
    @maderaartstudios4738 Рік тому +1

    Daniel: I stole the Declaration of Independence.
    Nicolas Cage wants to know your location.

  • @rhysplaysvirtual
    @rhysplaysvirtual Рік тому +2

    This video was a one two punch, holy hell. I wasn't expecting the ending at all, and extra wasn't expecting 'you all look alike' xD Scared my poor kitties away laughing so hard

  • @SeraphEChasted_3
    @SeraphEChasted_3 4 місяці тому +1

    "You guys all look the same."
    Thaat's homophobic *ding*

  • @masondegaulle5731
    @masondegaulle5731 Рік тому +1

    "..you guys all look the same..." 😭

  • @chickadddee
    @chickadddee Рік тому +1

    Did you put the declaration of independence and the baby in the same room with the diamonds? Pure Joy!! So random it caught me off guard and I'm still giggling....