The character arc of James Corden's eyepatch is truly breathtaking. The symbolism of it switching from eye to eye, unsure of its true path until finally... it chooses both. Truly inspirational
This is the most relatable video/documentary I have ever seen. I thought that I was just weird for not liking the beach, but here’s another beach-hater.
2:57: "Sand is sharp. Especially if you're a balloon." Keep in mind that they make _glass_ by melting sand until it fuses. Sand is basically a bunch of super-fine glass shards that have been polished by erosion to take the worst of the edges off.
It's like he's saying everything I've ever thought about the beach. I live in Florida, and people are surprised when I say I hate the beach. I feel validated.
I was literally talking about this exact thing today, pools are just better beaches, but because I live on an island where the beach is always only a few minutes away, there are no pools ;-;
*this was so moving....i'm so emotional. daniel made a masterpiece, bravo. the cinematography and storytelling is phenomenal. give this man an oscar.* 😭
This is the most relatable thing I have EVER seen. It ESPECIALLY sucks when you swim and then you have to some how traverse the ground of sharp, shards of earth, which stick mercilessly to your moist skin, providing such great, great irritation and pain. So yeah. Surprisingly, I think deserts are cool tho lol.
Nothing is worse than when you have to reapply the sunscreen while covered in sticky sand. It’s like scrubbing shards of glass into your skin 😰😭 Also, why is this video clearer than my actual eyeballs? Now I finally realize that I, TOO, HATE THE BEACH. THANKS DANIEL.
Honestly, I SHUDDERED at how accurate your description of the beach's numerous discomforts was. I always used to think that I was the only one who found the beach annoying but NOPE, it just comes down to how much the "positives" of the beach outweigh the negatives in your mind. For most people, the beach is "strangers, swimming, volleyball", but for people like me (and evidently Mr. Thrasher here) who DETEST those things, the beach is nothing but a hot, gritty, slimy torture chamber designed to suck the living soul out of introverts. A quiet, icy tundra, SURE! A serene, rainy forest, YES PLEASE! Lot's of people like to say "oh it's the sand lol it's coarse and rough and it gets everywhere" but no, NO... The Beach. Air. *S T I N K S* !!! Seriously, do you REALLY think I wanna sit on a damp towel and sniff the sweet, sweet aroma of decaying fish and putrid body odor? Why is the water so darn murky? Am I swimming in sewage? It sure smells like it! Whose job is it to clean up the freaking bathrooms because honestly they make the sandy hellscape outside look lavish in comparison AM I STANDING IN SWEATY SEAWATER OR PEE!?!? And honestly, people have None, ZERO MANNERS when they're at the beach! They let their kids run amock while they drink beer and cook, getting smoke IN MY EYES!!! They don't wipe their kid's noses so they're literally eating Sandy Snot and getting it all over my dog! The teens play volleyball and run like it's a sick game "How much sand can I kick into the faces of strangers?" My sunglasses get all smudgy just from EXISTING near the beach. PEOPLE ARE LOUD. THE TEXTURES ARE TERRIBLE. *I. HATE. THE. BEACH!!!* I'm sorry I just really needed to vent, years of being forced on beach outings against my will have taken a mental toll. Excellent Video! :)
It sounds a lot like your main problems are 1: Other people. Which is fair, I too would prefer to be alone with my group on the beach. and 2: whatever beach you're going to is on a crap body of water and most likely IS full of sewage. I promise you there are many beaches throughout the world that do not smell awful.
My mother hated going to the beach too, so you're not alone. She was mostly disappointed though, because media made her believe sand in your toes was a good thing.
Finally, a man of culture. Also may i add there's something infinitely worse than the sand in the beach. The freaking sun. Yeah i live in greece so i should know a thing or two about this cancer. Best way for me to enjoy the beach is super early in the morning or late in the afternoon when there's no sun and the water is cold. 🏖
Today's lessons: 1) Balloons and sand are natural enemies 2) Never invite Daniel to have breakfast 3) Avoid approaching Daniel on the beach, he might be having a bad time 4) 1:22
YES EXACTLY. I used to LOVE the beach as a kid, but now that I'm older it's getting harder and harder to like. It's always too bright, the water's always annoying and sandy, there's always some annoying kid making noise, people feel the need to blast music RIGHT NEXT TO ME so I can't read, and the sand is horribly irritating. The only good thing about the beach is that it's pretty
The only thing wrong with the beach is the people on the beach,no people equals no trash no music no annoying kid and no complaints about sticky sand,the beach is bad because of us
As an avid beach lover I can appreciate this video for the accuracy of the struggles of the beach experience. Stunning. Unfortunately Daniel, I will not be disliking the beach.
I wish this video existed when I lived in Florida years ago so I could show my parents why we should NOT go to the beach on their days off. Daniel, everything in this video sums up my feeling about both the beach and sand and sYruP. Thank you. Also someone please tell my amazing mother that she shouldn't buy sYruP anymore because all my siblings get it everywhere so the kitchen is a distorted disaster zone.
@@Cobra99654 you laugh, but in Brisbane city, they literally have a public pool with sandy "shores" around it. A couple of them, actually. It's very popular.
@@mysterylovescompany2657 Kinda reminds me of the pool on this ocean liner called the S.S. Belgenland. In the 1930s, they put sand around the open-air pool area to make it feel like a beach. So now you got a pool, with a crap-ton of sand around it…at sea. *At. Sea.*
At this point Daniel has the rage, he has the hate of sand, he has the burns... all he needs is a mechanical suit and boom you've got Darth Daniel Vader
I've been to clearwater, in fact I've been to the ihop I'm assuming Daniel is referring to, and I do recall balloons popping. I've lived in Florida my whole life and have been forced too many times to go on beach outings. I hate the beach, and I'm glad us beach haters are finally being heard.
Why is all of this SO FREAKING AGREEABLE!?!? Whenever I got to Florida everyone says "ohhhhh, let's go to the beach!" and I'm like "NO! sand SUCKS and it gets EVERYWHERE, and then our WHOLE car is FULL OF SAND!" The same goes for syrup, every time we eat breakfast anywhere everyone uses syrup but me because I know that no matter how hard I try it'll get everywhere!!!
Sand is probably the thing that brings out my OCD the most. I had a panic attack last time I went to the beach, and that was a year and a half ago. I also live in Florida so that makes in infinitely worse.
You'll never believe this, but after I watched daniel's Squarespace add the video ended and youtube gave me a Squarespace add. coincidence? I think not. Daniel's was far superior anyhow.
I needed this. This is something that I have already thought about angrily after going to the beach, while trying to get the sand off of me (unsuccessfully) and pouring water on my burned feet :D Fun times, fun times.
as someone who is not Dan but also hates the beach, unfortunately this is only the tip of the the-beach-is-terrible iceberg. and i think i would know what im talking about, being born and raised on the California coast. (Maybe even near where Dan filmed this video?? It looks eerily familiar, but then I guess a lot of California beaches look the same lol)
sadly, the beach is the worst. the sun is way too fucking hot and the sand absorbs all of that heat, which makes it ultra hot pebble fun time. the water is awful because of the salt and sometimes has seaweed completely covering the shallow ends (aka squishy walks for five minutes until you are freed). if you have ever tried to eat anything while on the beach without getting sand into your mouth, you must know by now that that is impossible. sand spiders are a thing as well and holy fucking shit they are terrifying because you never expect to see them. i'd rather dive straight first into a 2ft kiddie pool.
OMG THANKYOU That is the sole reason I also hate the beach, but my entire family laughs when I continuously answer the question, "Why do you hate the beach?"
Ummmmm the auto tune surgery video? Or ANY of his "accidentally wrote a song that already exists" videos? (I know you were probably joking, I just wasn't sure 😅)
@@aliyahpulido953 Hey, the "accidentally wrote a song that already exists" videos were based on his actual life. He tried to compose a song and it ended up sounding quite a bit too much like the theme song from The Office.
Daniel: I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Daniel might be turning to the Dark side. Keep a close eye on him.
this reminds me of a time when I was young:my feet were super sandy, I went to the water to get the sand off, Walk back over to the sand, they got sandy again, go to water to wash off, sandy again, water, sand. same cycle over and over. Eventually my mom called me and I did the same thing, but I had to just deal with it, and walk back to the car with my feet covered in sand. The beach is nice, its just the sand that is annoying.
Everyone around me (my mom included) becomes so surprised when I say the same thing. FINALLY someone shares my opinion! It sure is a lot of hell and trouble to get in and out of there. The worst part about getting sand everywhere is that it’s so f***ing hard to wash off no matter how many showers you take. Not to mention the wind; if you do bring stuff with you, it is IMPOSSIBLE to get out all the stuff because of the goddamn wind! And I’m surprised you didn’t mention going in the water: I remember one time where I went in the water and it was FREEZING! Thr beach is only good for getting either wet or covered in sand. I think you and I would be great friends, Daniel.
Last time I went to the beach I thought I saw something in the sand, so I looked closer and turns out the entire beach front was covered with millions of tiny little sand worms… needless to say I wasn’t having a fun time at the beach
I like being AT the beach. I hate LEAVING the beach. When you're out there in the waves and walking on the sand it's a perfectly pleasant experience, but if you're at a beach with inadequate facilities you will HATE YOURSELF when you try to leave. For all the reasons Daniel points out in this video.
I understand and I hate the beach too. The sand gets stuck in all those places it's not supposed to be like your shoes or sandals or your car and sometimes it's really stuck to you, and if you even touch the ocean it feels really gross. The water gets all over you and then once you come out of the water the sand gets stuck to you. Gross! Some people even pee in the ocean, and it's honestly just so gross! Not to mention numberous people are always there and you just wanna be alone with your own group. Beaches suck!
I already hated the beach but this video managed to make me hate it more. Thank you Daniel. My feet have still not mentally healed from when I got burns and cuts all over my feet when I decided to go barefoot at the beach when I was 8.
We never went to the beach when I was a kid. The only time I've ever gone to a beach is a woman who has said "I *love* the beach!" but I think it's more she loved the attention from wearing bikinis at the beach. So whenever I get approached with anything having to do with the beach, I feel like 0:44 .
No ad will ever be better than the "Artistic Abstraction brought to you by Raycon" ad. As an added bonus, the Break A Leg sketch that comes before the ad is also very good. Upon, rewatching, I understand why the only things I remembered from the sketch were Daniel standing in the stairway and "FWEDWICH!" Totally forgot that "say less" was that video. The ad is just too good, it overshadows it.
he hates the beach but he stands, in California with his toes in the sand. He'll use the sleeves of his sweater, head in the clouds with his gravity centered.
I feel like Daniel was doing everything he could to not call the sand coarse and rough or to complain about it getting everywhere
Agreed
I don’t like sand. It’s coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
i was waiting for this in the vid but all i heard was sticky hahahah
@@tipyingmistakes4743
I'm here wondering how and why that became a meme....
@@DrawciaGleam02 it’s a reference to a well known movie quote. Those are always turned into memes
"I don't like sand. It's all coarse, and rough, and irritating. And it gets everywhere."
Daniel Skywalker
Skythrasher
Danakin
Duke Dirtfarmer and his friend Ben Larry "Steve" Kenobi
Ya beat me to it.
First thought
The character arc of James Corden's eyepatch is truly breathtaking. The symbolism of it switching from eye to eye, unsure of its true path until finally... it chooses both. Truly inspirational
My mum went to school with James corden
@@thunderbolt64_ My condolences
Ikr? “Anything else you’d like to say? *I was in cats*” 😆
Ok…
@@maxmaxmax13170 😐
“SAND FROM BEFORE” has had me randomly chuckling to myself all throughout the day 🤣 plot twist of the century
Same! Just when I thought we were all finished he brought it around town… Brought it… Around… Town
This is the most relatable video/documentary I have ever seen. I thought that I was just weird for not liking the beach, but here’s another beach-hater.
2:57: "Sand is sharp. Especially if you're a balloon."
Keep in mind that they make _glass_ by melting sand until it fuses. Sand is basically a bunch of super-fine glass shards that have been polished by erosion to take the worst of the edges off.
wait glass can actually be made of sand?? i thought that was just in minecraft 💀
@@_eIIa_ Silicon dioxide, the main component of glass, is extracted from sand. :D
@@RealTalkWithSSG oh wow i didnt know that!
@@_eIIa_ bruh
@@_eIIa_ Dude what, you never wondered why Minecraft was designed that way?
The fact that we know daniel is slowly getting more and more chaotic, but its not like we're gonna stop him
Chaotic good.
It's like the 5 stages of greif but for insanity
I mean, he's been in/was in Florida a while. Can't blame him for getting some Floridaman in his blood.
Well I mean why would anyone stop this genius
He reminds me of Jreg
The transition talking about stickiness of sand to talking about syrup was smooth
Smooth, yet sticky...in our minds.
Hi again!
The part about having to walk on burning hot sand barefoot is so relatable and accurate. Thank you for finally pointing it out 😭
I actually kinda like the burning hot sand
I know, you can call me weird
@@duck-that-is-mighty-and-quackyare you a masochist?
No not in new zealand the sand is still got but you don't burn
sandy calves are better than 3rd degree burns
I need this written out as a monologue so I can memorize it and explain why the beach sucks whenever someone asks me why I dont like it
Daniel Thrasher: **Hates on beach sand**
Anakin Skywalker: *“I like this guy”*
Literally just thought of the line that he said in the second movie
@@apufullofhappiness2052 I don’t like sand. It’s coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
We will watch Daniel's career with great interest...
Danakin Skythrasher
It's like he's saying everything I've ever thought about the beach. I live in Florida, and people are surprised when I say I hate the beach. I feel validated.
I live in Florida as well, and I too hate the beach, along with other things. Lol
I really don’t like the beach either
I was literally talking about this exact thing today, pools are just better beaches, but because I live on an island where the beach is always only a few minutes away, there are no pools ;-;
Tbh I never thought the beach was paradise. I hear beach and I think salty water that's not fun to swim in, sunburns, and sand. Not at all utopia
is this you Hannah
I was just expecting a Star Wars joke, not an in depth look into why the beach sucks. Thank you for catching me off guard.
Same 😂
*this was so moving....i'm so emotional. daniel made a masterpiece, bravo. the cinematography and storytelling is phenomenal. give this man an oscar.* 😭
Why is your comment 90yrs old
This is the most relatable thing I have EVER seen. It ESPECIALLY sucks when you swim and then you have to some how traverse the ground of sharp, shards of earth, which stick mercilessly to your moist skin, providing such great, great irritation and pain. So yeah. Surprisingly, I think deserts are cool tho lol.
At least deserts lack water...
That so genuine that I'm never gonna be sure if it was just a bit, or if it was an actual soul-baring confession. 5/7 would watch again.
Right? I would've assumed it was just a bit, if it weren't for the *zero lies detected.* But what can I say? I hate the beach.
5/7 is something I haven’t seen in a long time 💀
what happened to 5/10
Same thing crossed my mind
Well, I seriously doubt that it was a "soul-bearing confession" lol
This casting is insane. I can't believe the diversity in characters
Nothing is worse than when you have to reapply the sunscreen while covered in sticky sand. It’s like scrubbing shards of glass into your skin 😰😭
Also, why is this video clearer than my actual eyeballs? Now I finally realize that I, TOO, HATE THE BEACH. THANKS DANIEL.
You’re the guy from MrBeast’s one million subscriber video
Sand and Glass are pretty similar substances.
@@gokbay3057 glass is heated sand
Then don't rub approved poison all over your skin
It’s exfoliating! Good for your skin.
The syrup part! 😂 I loved the ‘I will not shake your hand.’ *puts on sunglasses
This was beautiful. Never before have I seen or heard my distaste for the beach so excruciatingly, wonderfully articulated.
As someone who hates sand this is my favorite sketch he’s ever done
Every moment of this video is amazing
No way it the real cheeta
indeed cheetahh.
wtf
3RD
ayo it's techno's alt
I was skeptical at first but after seeing this video the whole way through I gotta say I agree 100%
You hate the beach
Yes. Hate the beach. Everyone stay away.
More room for the rest of us that way.
... except hot girls in bikinis. They can come to the beach.
« At the beach, you get kids. »
And contrary to the Jedi Temple, you can’t even kill them.
FINALLY someone stands up as the voice for us beach haters. I agree so much with everything in this video, I feel heartwarmed
Honestly, I SHUDDERED at how accurate your description of the beach's numerous discomforts was. I always used to think that I was the only one who found the beach annoying but NOPE, it just comes down to how much the "positives" of the beach outweigh the negatives in your mind. For most people, the beach is "strangers, swimming, volleyball", but for people like me (and evidently Mr. Thrasher here) who DETEST those things, the beach is nothing but a hot, gritty, slimy torture chamber designed to suck the living soul out of introverts. A quiet, icy tundra, SURE! A serene, rainy forest, YES PLEASE! Lot's of people like to say "oh it's the sand lol it's coarse and rough and it gets everywhere" but no, NO... The Beach. Air. *S T I N K S* !!! Seriously, do you REALLY think I wanna sit on a damp towel and sniff the sweet, sweet aroma of decaying fish and putrid body odor? Why is the water so darn murky? Am I swimming in sewage? It sure smells like it! Whose job is it to clean up the freaking bathrooms because honestly they make the sandy hellscape outside look lavish in comparison AM I STANDING IN SWEATY SEAWATER OR PEE!?!? And honestly, people have None, ZERO MANNERS when they're at the beach! They let their kids run amock while they drink beer and cook, getting smoke IN MY EYES!!! They don't wipe their kid's noses so they're literally eating Sandy Snot and getting it all over my dog! The teens play volleyball and run like it's a sick game "How much sand can I kick into the faces of strangers?" My sunglasses get all smudgy just from EXISTING near the beach. PEOPLE ARE LOUD. THE TEXTURES ARE TERRIBLE. *I. HATE. THE. BEACH!!!*
I'm sorry I just really needed to vent, years of being forced on beach outings against my will have taken a mental toll. Excellent Video! :)
Dont go to warm beaches; go to cold wet ones. Much better. Sand stays still, easy to wash off
It sounds a lot like your main problems are 1: Other people. Which is fair, I too would prefer to be alone with my group on the beach. and 2: whatever beach you're going to is on a crap body of water and most likely IS full of sewage. I promise you there are many beaches throughout the world that do not smell awful.
its like poetry
My mother hated going to the beach too, so you're not alone.
She was mostly disappointed though, because media made her believe sand in your toes was a good thing.
Finally, a man of culture. Also may i add there's something infinitely worse than the sand in the beach. The freaking sun. Yeah i live in greece so i should know a thing or two about this cancer.
Best way for me to enjoy the beach is super early in the morning or late in the afternoon when there's no sun and the water is cold. 🏖
Been waiting for this video. Love it! 🔥
Omg Joey
SAND 😤
Hey Joel it's always nice seeing you here!
Hi Joel! Do you agree with Daniel?
I love it to.
Today's lessons:
1) Balloons and sand are natural enemies
2) Never invite Daniel to have breakfast
3) Avoid approaching Daniel on the beach, he might be having a bad time
4) 1:22
1:22 is indeed a very important lesson
uuuuuaaaAAAAAAGGHHHHH
If you do not use Syrup at all, then inviting Daniel is fine.
why was that so funny
“I don’t like sand. It’s course and ruff and it gets every where”
They broke the mold when they made that one! Daniel is one of a kind! Thanks Daniel!
YES EXACTLY. I used to LOVE the beach as a kid, but now that I'm older it's getting harder and harder to like. It's always too bright, the water's always annoying and sandy, there's always some annoying kid making noise, people feel the need to blast music RIGHT NEXT TO ME so I can't read, and the sand is horribly irritating. The only good thing about the beach is that it's pretty
The beach is fun until you get there.
Unless it is full of plastic and trash, then its not even pretty
The only thing wrong with the beach is the people on the beach,no people equals no trash no music no annoying kid and no complaints about sticky sand,the beach is bad because of us
As an avid beach lover I can appreciate this video for the accuracy of the struggles of the beach experience. Stunning. Unfortunately Daniel, I will not be disliking the beach.
Then you are lost!
Same, facts are facts but I still love it 😅🤷♀️
this has to be the most cinematic video i will ever see, it’s beautiful
Despite all this, the beach is my comfort place and that will never change. *Nothing* can destroy my love for the beach
I wish this video existed when I lived in Florida years ago so I could show my parents why we should NOT go to the beach on their days off. Daniel, everything in this video sums up my feeling about both the beach and sand and sYruP. Thank you. Also someone please tell my amazing mother that she shouldn't buy sYruP anymore because all my siblings get it everywhere so the kitchen is a distorted disaster zone.
I was expecting this to turn into an Anakin-type sketch of him just being like, "I hate sand!", but this is much better
Same 🤣
This may be one of Daniel’s best video EVER! It’s so in depth and sophisticated I love it!
Yes, from someone who also hates sand, it is definitely on point.
i agree!!!
Poor Dan. Someone take him to the public pool please.
Yes but one with sand
“maniacal laugh”
Oh, I bet he has some thoughts about public pools
@@Cobra99654 you laugh, but in Brisbane city, they literally have a public pool with sandy "shores" around it. A couple of them, actually.
It's very popular.
@@mysterylovescompany2657 Kinda reminds me of the pool on this ocean liner called the S.S. Belgenland.
In the 1930s, they put sand around the open-air pool area to make it feel like a beach.
So now you got a pool, with a crap-ton of sand around it…at sea.
*At. Sea.*
@@DerpyPossum aquaception
"you can't outsmart sand" is hilarious out of context
Daniel Skywalker: I hate sand.
The world: He's a sith.
this seems like a supervillain or hero introduction, especially 2:00 and i lov it
Hey, Daniel’s a man of his word. This really was the greatest sponsored sketch
At this point Daniel has the rage, he has the hate of sand, he has the burns... all he needs is a mechanical suit and boom you've got Darth Daniel Vader
Your videos make my day. Every time you post it's like the heavens open up and send down a masterpiece that should not exist yet very much should.
That transition from “sand is sticky”, to “sticky like syrup”, is like how I transition conversations😂
I absolutely loved this video. Especially the dog that can do algebra, the dog honestly changed my life
Anakin Skwalker and Daniel would be the perfect duo for a podcast regarding sand
Yes. Collab please.
It's cancelled due to hate speech against Sand.
I love the chemistry between the characters. Truly remarkable.
I've been to clearwater, in fact I've been to the ihop I'm assuming Daniel is referring to, and I do recall balloons popping. I've lived in Florida my whole life and have been forced too many times to go on beach outings. I hate the beach, and I'm glad us beach haters are finally being heard.
This is definitely one of your best videos. You should make more like this.
Why is all of this SO FREAKING AGREEABLE!?!? Whenever I got to Florida everyone says "ohhhhh, let's go to the beach!" and I'm like "NO! sand SUCKS and it gets EVERYWHERE, and then our WHOLE car is FULL OF SAND!" The same goes for syrup, every time we eat breakfast anywhere everyone uses syrup but me because I know that no matter how hard I try it'll get everywhere!!!
Don’t know about everyone else, but I Love Daniel’s sketches that take on random aspects of life
Sand is probably the thing that brings out my OCD the most. I had a panic attack last time I went to the beach, and that was a year and a half ago. I also live in Florida so that makes in infinitely worse.
This whole vid (except for the balloon thing) is so freakishly close to home I feel kinda comforted and unsettled at the same time
I like Daniel because he says relatable things such as "The sand is boiling" and "I need to know where those dribbles go"
4:22 I love how you can hear Charlie's "WOOOOO YEAH BABY" in the background. Nice detail
0:38
"Same thing with the kids" 🗿
I am a fellow beach hating Floridian so I can relate to almost everything in this video
You'll never believe this, but after I watched daniel's Squarespace add the video ended and youtube gave me a Squarespace add. coincidence? I think not. Daniel's was far superior anyhow.
I needed this. This is something that I have already thought about angrily after going to the beach, while trying to get the sand off of me (unsuccessfully) and pouring water on my burned feet :D
Fun times, fun times.
Can confirm. My car has never been near a beach, nor have I in the time I've owned it. And yet it has a few grains of sand in it somehow.
hahhhAHA
I love that he made this way more eerie and miserable than it actually is.
as someone who is not Dan but also hates the beach, unfortunately this is only the tip of the the-beach-is-terrible iceberg. and i think i would know what im talking about, being born and raised on the California coast. (Maybe even near where Dan filmed this video?? It looks eerily familiar, but then I guess a lot of California beaches look the same lol)
It is that miserable.
No. No, this is 100% accurate.
Are you sure he's not?
sadly, the beach is the worst.
the sun is way too fucking hot and the sand absorbs all of that heat, which makes it ultra hot pebble fun time. the water is awful because of the salt and sometimes has seaweed completely covering the shallow ends (aka squishy walks for five minutes until you are freed). if you have ever tried to eat anything while on the beach without getting sand into your mouth, you must know by now that that is impossible. sand spiders are a thing as well and holy fucking shit they are terrifying because you never expect to see them.
i'd rather dive straight first into a 2ft kiddie pool.
daniel i absolutely love how majestic your hair looks while blowing in the wind at the beach. *chefs kiss*
I have never related so much to a train of thought as much as I did with the syrup bit 😂
OMG THANKYOU That is the sole reason I also hate the beach, but my entire family laughs when I continuously answer the question, "Why do you hate the beach?"
there is never anything odd or unusual about your videos, they always make perfect sense and are never random
Ummmmm the auto tune surgery video? Or ANY of his "accidentally wrote a song that already exists" videos? (I know you were probably joking, I just wasn't sure 😅)
@@aliyahpulido953 Hey, the "accidentally wrote a song that already exists" videos were based on his actual life. He tried to compose a song and it ended up sounding quite a bit too much like the theme song from The Office.
“I don’t like sand, it’s course, rough, irritating and it gets everywhere”
-Anakin Skywalker
"I don't like sand. It's rough, and coarse, and it gets everywhere." -Daniel, apparently
We have found Anakin Skywalkers child playmate.
2:17 I love how Daniel gives him the cold shoulder and even puts on the sunglasses!!
2:00 I think the expressions cant fully convey the disgust Daniel wants to show.. 😂
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a truer masterpiece in my life… I’m emotional after watching this
I did'nt expect Daniel telling us an intimate story. That's really cool i want more of this :)
PoP!
PoP!
Daniel: I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
Daniel might be turning to the Dark side. Keep a close eye on him.
Do you know the tragedy of Darth Hoodie Guy the wise?
This sketch is as elaborate as Arin's negative rant about Subway and their service.
The amount of time Daniel spent on the beach to film this video shows how committed he is lol
this reminds me of a time when I was young:my feet were super sandy, I went to the water to get the sand off, Walk back over to the sand, they got sandy again, go to water to wash off, sandy again, water, sand. same cycle over and over. Eventually my mom called me and I did the same thing, but I had to just deal with it, and walk back to the car with my feet covered in sand. The beach is nice, its just the sand that is annoying.
But the beach is _made of sand_
And it's STICKY
from the SALT
Dude same
And the award for best ending frame on a video on all of UA-cam goes to Daniel Thrasher!
He just went from talking about the beach to talking about syrup, seamless
Everyone around me (my mom included) becomes so surprised when I say the same thing. FINALLY someone shares my opinion! It sure is a lot of hell and trouble to get in and out of there. The worst part about getting sand everywhere is that it’s so f***ing hard to wash off no matter how many showers you take. Not to mention the wind; if you do bring stuff with you, it is IMPOSSIBLE to get out all the stuff because of the goddamn wind! And I’m surprised you didn’t mention going in the water: I remember one time where I went in the water and it was FREEZING! Thr beach is only good for getting either wet or covered in sand. I think you and I would be great friends, Daniel.
I feel the exact same way, and its so bad because my parents loves the beach and they always make me go with them.
Last time I went to the beach I thought I saw something in the sand, so I looked closer and turns out the entire beach front was covered with millions of tiny little sand worms… needless to say I wasn’t having a fun time at the beach
That will now be in my nightmares...
i just hate the beach
I totally agree! Finally, someone who understands, why the beach completely sucks!
I agreee 😣
but we still go... explain that
@@eliotmorris4738 well, going to the beach doesnt mean its good
Tell me I’m not the only one who thought this:
I don’t like sand
It’s coarse, rough, irritating…
And it gets everywhere
what
@@Khonsu_Sunflowers It’s from Star Wars lol
@@rwgedits OH LMAO
I still need to binge all of Star Wars again. Got super into it as a kid and forgot everything years later ^^;
Don’t worry my friend. We ALL thought that.
@@Khonsu_Sunflowers Ooooh you should totally watch them all again! And be sure to watch Clone Wars as well-it adds a whole lot to the prequels
Can we appreciate how open he’s being with his feelings? Gg to you
Finally, someone relates to my hate for the beach...and syrup.
Ed: The beach is a real "beach"!
*laugh track*
Tom: WHY ARE YOU JUST MAKING PUNS?!?
This is simply great. The humor, the ‘how’s all this gonna end up?’... AWESOME SKETCH! Keep it up :)
I like being AT the beach. I hate LEAVING the beach. When you're out there in the waves and walking on the sand it's a perfectly pleasant experience, but if you're at a beach with inadequate facilities you will HATE YOURSELF when you try to leave. For all the reasons Daniel points out in this video.
I understand and I hate the beach too. The sand gets stuck in all those places it's not supposed to be like your shoes or sandals or your car and sometimes it's really stuck to you, and if you even touch the ocean it feels really gross. The water gets all over you and then once you come out of the water the sand gets stuck to you. Gross! Some people even pee in the ocean, and it's honestly just so gross! Not to mention numberous people are always there and you just wanna be alone with your own group.
Beaches suck!
I feel like his videos are getting better and better, by next Tuesday we are going to have the Daniel thrasher cinematic universe
Story time with Daniel? I'm all in!
And the ad? Unskippably fun to watch!
Nice
I already hated the beach but this video managed to make me hate it more. Thank you Daniel. My feet have still not mentally healed from when I got burns and cuts all over my feet when I decided to go barefoot at the beach when I was 8.
This was such an emotional video… the reasoning behind it really showed how wrong everyone else’s opinion is.
SAND. FROM BEFORE!!!!!
I don’t know why but I keep coming back to this sketch. It’s definitely a depression buster. 😂
Sorry, the beach.........LEEEOOOOVE IT!
this dude is going crazy and all of us are encouraging it . still as long as its fun keep it up danial
LUV SV
This is so relatable but it also feels like a fever dream
We never went to the beach when I was a kid. The only time I've ever gone to a beach is a woman who has said "I *love* the beach!" but I think it's more she loved the attention from wearing bikinis at the beach. So whenever I get approached with anything having to do with the beach, I feel like 0:44 .
No ad will ever be better than the "Artistic Abstraction brought to you by Raycon" ad. As an added bonus, the Break A Leg sketch that comes before the ad is also very good. Upon, rewatching, I understand why the only things I remembered from the sketch were Daniel standing in the stairway and "FWEDWICH!" Totally forgot that "say less" was that video. The ad is just too good, it overshadows it.
he hates the beach but he stands, in California with his toes in the sand. He'll use the sleeves of his sweater, head in the clouds with his gravity centered.