Man Chops Son's Hand for Too Much Whacking ft. Steve Greene & DavidSoComedy

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  • Опубліковано 21 гру 2024

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  • @sharym131
    @sharym131 6 років тому +125

    Steve’s dad “ Steven there’s no plug to pull” 🤣🤣

    • @geema2281
      @geema2281 5 років тому

      Omg This is like premonition to their vacation when Steve gets the worst stones

  • @Ghettofreshness
    @Ghettofreshness 6 років тому +653

    Jokes on dad he still uses the hand that was chopped off and it feels 10x better because it feels like it's from someone else.

    • @jeinnaj
      @jeinnaj 6 років тому +45

      Almost spat out my water.

    • @intj1434
      @intj1434 6 років тому +8

      GEEEEEZUS xD

    • @J3strX
      @J3strX 6 років тому +31

      That’s some dark ass humor🤣

    • @uraganaruto
      @uraganaruto 6 років тому +2

      Lmfaoo

    • @sheFEISTY.43110
      @sheFEISTY.43110 6 років тому +3

      That is just sooooo wrong.

  • @sintiayuliani9123
    @sintiayuliani9123 6 років тому +128

    i swear to god joe and bart are soul mates. like soul soul mates maybe a lil be more soul of the mates than him and geo

    • @Ace-ge1dv
      @Ace-ge1dv 6 років тому

      Sintia Yuliani what makes u say that

    • @sintiayuliani9123
      @sintiayuliani9123 6 років тому +2

      Thunder Milflin they are not JUST bros but sure

    • @vaspops4644
      @vaspops4644 6 років тому

      Sintia Yuliani As in couple?

    • @buttsecks8351
      @buttsecks8351 6 років тому +5

      Thunder Milflin there are platonic soul mate

    • @sintiayuliani9123
      @sintiayuliani9123 6 років тому

      Vas Pops haha of course not!

  • @kuurocks
    @kuurocks 6 років тому +178

    When you are trying to study for finals but there is a new JKN video.........

    • @modern362
      @modern362 6 років тому

      kuurocks same here

    • @FadiQv
      @FadiQv 6 років тому

      kuurocks Alevels?

    • @necessaryevil7777
      @necessaryevil7777 5 років тому

      Cut off the hands finals too important! Lol

  • @samanthawilson4435
    @samanthawilson4435 6 років тому +18

    “The letter 3” 😂😂😂😂

  • @MrPCGamer2011
    @MrPCGamer2011 6 років тому +72

    "The letter 3" ~ Steve Green

    • @aletheajacobs3600
      @aletheajacobs3600 6 років тому

      MrPCGamer2011 searched the comments just for this

    • @ND-iz6dd
      @ND-iz6dd 5 років тому

      I caught that 😂

  • @nancyhernandez4910
    @nancyhernandez4910 6 років тому +49

    The fact that David got an active gf is so ironic.😂 but they’re honestly the cutest💕

  • @CoCody_
    @CoCody_ 6 років тому +36

    Chop my hands off then I'll learn to use my mouth.

  • @yzotape529
    @yzotape529 5 років тому +8

    Shout out to Steve’s 2019 Kidney Stone lmaooo

  • @Waxid
    @Waxid 6 років тому +16

    When Joe smiles he reminds me of Carlton from Fresh prince of bel air.

  • @J3strX
    @J3strX 6 років тому +1

    “Look man just don’t make to much noise” *inhales* AHHHHHHHHH dead XD

  • @arihantjain5882
    @arihantjain5882 5 років тому +3

    Joe with the tree omg xD LMAO

  • @lovelynn93
    @lovelynn93 6 років тому +1

    😂😂😂 "He took too much of the bandwidth" - David solving problems

  • @nihlisdead88
    @nihlisdead88 6 років тому +76

    Why have all the recent articles been in India?

    • @VladClaw
      @VladClaw 6 років тому +1

      darby crash's ghost we r rising
      (in a wrong way)

    • @ellaross89
      @ellaross89 6 років тому +1

      I was just thinking this

    • @stefanitomoro1258
      @stefanitomoro1258 6 років тому +4

      darby crash's ghost You mean like 3-4 of them? lmao chill, it's not even that many...

    • @fannculo5680
      @fannculo5680 6 років тому

      darby crash's ghost Because they're too afraid to talk about what's happening in US.

    • @DLMUSIC-wd5dm
      @DLMUSIC-wd5dm 6 років тому +1

      WEstern media likes to talk shit about asia

  • @ndjfbdbdjfjbd5177
    @ndjfbdbdjfjbd5177 6 років тому +19

    India is taking a hit today on JK

  • @BuccLife
    @BuccLife 6 років тому +12

    I easily lose feeling in my arm if I sleep on it wrong. The worst is when I sleep on both of them wrong at the same time cause its hard to get the blood to flow again without any hands.

    • @excellero9766
      @excellero9766 6 років тому

      BuccLife but you know Steve is trolling, because it has happened to me many fucking time, once when it was so scary and feard for my hand my hand was practically blue and i dont feel anything in it , it was very scary morning.

  • @les914
    @les914 6 років тому +1

    Okay but is everyone gonna ignore the fact that Bart said “At least it was a clean cut” lmaooo bless his soul

  • @ciggyroach
    @ciggyroach 6 років тому

    I really really love you guys. You guys were the people who helped me through the toughest times and literally kept me alive. Thank you a bunch! ❤️

  • @GB-di1st
    @GB-di1st 6 років тому +1

    When steve said that his hands nerves went out and was stuck I choked on my water lmao

  • @clovely5908
    @clovely5908 6 років тому +15

    I heard India! Am I gonna here some BART and David’s Indian accents this vid too?!?!?!

  • @yalcin4499
    @yalcin4499 6 років тому +11

    LOL no one truly believes any of Steves stories anymore. I see the doubt in Geos eyes.

  • @thatoneguy2033
    @thatoneguy2033 6 років тому +12

    THE LETTER THREE

  • @thetlinhtet7416
    @thetlinhtet7416 6 років тому +1

    You know it amazing when u talk about a kid’s hand being chopped off to food 😂

  • @craymeloftime
    @craymeloftime 6 років тому

    idk why but i love tiff's face at 4.44 when steve put her hands up
    its just cute, shyly cute

  • @guanwei832
    @guanwei832 6 років тому

    Always love how it turns topic. From chopping hands to kidney stones lol 😂😂😂

  • @josephjhee9013
    @josephjhee9013 6 років тому +227

    Why not do a vid about Jay Park being the first Asian-American to sign with Rocnation??

    • @BbyDAp
      @BbyDAp 6 років тому +52

      Joseph Jhee submit the article

    • @N0FVC3N0CVS3
      @N0FVC3N0CVS3 6 років тому +2

      YESSSS

    • @aidanmathews860
      @aidanmathews860 6 років тому +18

      They get sent articles.

    • @thedelia101
      @thedelia101 6 років тому +3

      they review articles based on submission.

    • @chrisbarragann
      @chrisbarragann 6 років тому +19

      Who tf is jay park?

  • @kashansajid6317
    @kashansajid6317 6 років тому

    Oh man ive never turned the volume up on these videos, but the bass in the intro is so nice

  • @triggymctrigger2452
    @triggymctrigger2452 6 років тому +5

    Im like steve where i forget what the article was about until i look at the title. I love how off topic they get.

  • @ruthy6846
    @ruthy6846 4 роки тому

    I love you guys! You're all so funny!

  • @yolloy_poyyop
    @yolloy_poyyop 6 років тому +1

    Energy drinks are keeping me alive too, Steve😂

  • @fallibleangel9101
    @fallibleangel9101 6 років тому +6

    Wow, India is on a roll today.😔😔😔😔

  • @BuccLife
    @BuccLife 6 років тому +2

    I just had to deal with my first kidney stone a few months back it was the worst pain in my LIFE! Its like your being stabbed with a knife and your just twisting the knife. The pain doesn't go away unless you get some hard drugs. Mine were from eating too much greens which seems weird cause as a kid everyone says eat your veggies.

  • @sheryinmoua8486
    @sheryinmoua8486 4 роки тому +1

    4:08 loooolz

  • @sampeters3126
    @sampeters3126 6 років тому

    I love how this video took such a turn!!!!

  • @rosterthao
    @rosterthao 6 років тому +5

    Lmao Steve, I was so mad at it.

  • @maizjfer42
    @maizjfer42 6 років тому

    If you feel stress or Sad.just watching jknews.it's helps you a lot!so fun to watch😊😊😂😂

  • @Ronaldoisboss
    @Ronaldoisboss 6 років тому +1

    “Make sure his room doesn’t smell.”
    It took me three years to realize that my tissues smelled bad.

  • @blueecho9792
    @blueecho9792 5 років тому +2

    I hadn't watched this one and it's crazy to hear Steve talk about how he HAD kidney stones since he just recently got surgery for getting them again and worse!!!

  • @mirarayne2617
    @mirarayne2617 6 років тому

    Steve is my fav guest

  • @CommanderWaddles
    @CommanderWaddles 6 років тому +6

    *BRING BACK BOZE*

  • @VladClaw
    @VladClaw 6 років тому +4

    i love stevo

  • @sthongchoom5036
    @sthongchoom5036 6 років тому

    I love this ep

  • @kevinespino8845
    @kevinespino8845 6 років тому

    Drunken vomit shits are the worst!😂But I was laughing hella hard the whole time it was happening!😂

  • @jadejiggliepuff
    @jadejiggliepuff 6 років тому +5

    wow this is wildt

  • @orochi52
    @orochi52 6 років тому

    Man them talking about vomit and diarrhea at the same time gave me Vietnam flashbacks of when I got sick from influenza, swine flu and pneumonia all at the same time. Long story short what came out the back end took me for surprise as I stood haunched over the sink and my sis REALLY loves me for cleaning it up for me cuz I was hella weak.

  • @drewvalentine9455
    @drewvalentine9455 6 років тому +2

    Yay Steve

  • @subhamgamer585
    @subhamgamer585 6 років тому

    We don't leave our home we stay with our parents no matter how old we are no matter what job we do.

  • @pradyumnarahul
    @pradyumnarahul 6 років тому

    Wow! I'm listening to this beat and it matches with the video for some reason.

  • @Darkstar03ca
    @Darkstar03ca 6 років тому

    Now I'm drinking a gallon of water right now.

  • @uwaisbangi2959
    @uwaisbangi2959 6 років тому

    Don't know which India David's Indian friends have been too but I'm a British born Indian and i love it there tourist areas and villages

  • @alymg02
    @alymg02 2 роки тому

    "the letter 3" same steve same

  • @stef8830
    @stef8830 6 років тому +3

    I didn’t get a notification for this video and neither did it show up in my subscriptions, even after refreshing it a million times. Wtf UA-cam 😩

    • @alondrahernandez5626
      @alondrahernandez5626 6 років тому

      Dirty Water it happens to me

    • @jasadindu502
      @jasadindu502 6 років тому

      Dirty Water Good. It means YT censors racist comedy.

    • @alondrahernandez5626
      @alondrahernandez5626 6 років тому

      Jasa Rana
      Look 🐸 frog we like racist comedy if you don't why are you here? Get the f!/{€ outta here.

  • @kwameocran2246
    @kwameocran2246 6 років тому

    ILY DAVID

  • @angelaw2372
    @angelaw2372 6 років тому

    “Steven, there is no plug”. ROFLMBO. Like, WTH? Dad looked for a plug!!!!

  • @stantalentstanhotshotblock4802
    @stantalentstanhotshotblock4802 6 років тому

    One of my friends had kidney stones and we all gave her shit for it, it was hilarious. We're terrible people but girl never drank water and only drank coke😂 Esther if you see this, love ya homegirl!😂💕

  • @MichaelVettas
    @MichaelVettas 6 років тому +2

    lol had been to thailand 5 times, all we ate was street food, get drunk one night and decide to have bloody KFC, bam food poisoning 2 days before our flights home, worst flights of my life sitting on the toilet almost the entire flight, street food all the way

  • @chefpeperoni4214
    @chefpeperoni4214 6 років тому +7

    HELLLLOOOOOOO JK 😍❤️

  • @ashleyhernandez562
    @ashleyhernandez562 6 років тому

    Idk why but I laughed so much on this jk article 😂😂

  • @alphazyy2651
    @alphazyy2651 6 років тому

    HAAH .. David said "I only ate in the morning"
    Thas uh GAAHD DAMN LIE!
    lmao

  • @peaceout4417
    @peaceout4417 6 років тому +1

    I like their stories more than the actual article

  • @TheHassan2098
    @TheHassan2098 6 років тому

    Lmao, the amount of water I drank after they talked about kidney stones

  • @leslefleur
    @leslefleur 6 років тому +37

    why is every story in india damn what’s going on over there

    • @DB-gn6qd
      @DB-gn6qd 6 років тому +7

      1.5 billion people.
      Angry and fed up with each other, they do crazy shit.
      Not saying other people don't, because they do.
      But India definitely has a lot of crazy sories.

    • @takjae9915
      @takjae9915 6 років тому +7

      leslie You put over one billion people with tons and tons of different groups who don’t even speak the same languages or share religion or even culture and dislike each other. That wouldn’t be too much of a problem if the nation wasn’t so traditional. Also, India suffers greatly with border conflicts and terrorism as well as several groups who are literally taking over territory.

    • @shubhamsdv
      @shubhamsdv 6 років тому

      A lot of shit going on down over here 🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @necessaryevil7777
      @necessaryevil7777 5 років тому

      It's the new Florida lol

    • @sachinchauhan7775
      @sachinchauhan7775 4 роки тому

      Because they are picking up the stories which are weird. Lot of things are happening here but what can we do if they need only such stories

  • @mazphamm
    @mazphamm 6 років тому

    Whacking , LOOOOL

  • @NitishBhardwajTV
    @NitishBhardwajTV 6 років тому +23

    You guys should add India in title .

    • @bwill123
      @bwill123 6 років тому +3

      NITISH BHARDWAJ I don't think they've ever done that. Why start now?

    • @mariamsheriff8440
      @mariamsheriff8440 6 років тому +1

      Probably get more views than usual. xD

  • @douayang8976
    @douayang8976 6 років тому

    Guys I just had a kidney stone about a few weeks ago. Yeah it hurts. You can't sleep you can't barely stand. It hurts that bad. Then I had a friend who told me that to keep the kidney stone away.... Is actually really simple.
    The trick is, at least once a week you should drink a cup of lemon. Not lemonade though that helps too but the sugar may not.... But just a couple of lemons.... Squeezed lemon.... Will help dissolve anything in your kidneys.
    And natural cranberry juice is good to clean out your system as well.

  • @oldfashiondragon
    @oldfashiondragon 6 років тому +8

    I used to try and practice writing with my other hand. So my writing now is readable, however it looks like chicken scratch

    • @RK-yg7ne
      @RK-yg7ne 6 років тому

      WYNOLLO TV hello

    • @VladClaw
      @VladClaw 6 років тому

      CHICKEN STRIPS!!!!

    • @brookemarbell9297
      @brookemarbell9297 6 років тому

      I lost my dominant arm. It's much easier when you know the other hand isn't there. I was writing just fine in a couple of weeks

  • @digitalgravity3563
    @digitalgravity3563 6 років тому +1

    Gotta respect Joe tho even hating and didn’t finish his education, look where he at now f*cking successful 👌🏼🙌🏼👏🏼

  • @typicaltechlifettl2903
    @typicaltechlifettl2903 6 років тому

    You have got to be yanking my chain right now.

  • @omarhernandez361
    @omarhernandez361 6 років тому +7

    Stiiv you're so cool

  • @alondrahernandez5626
    @alondrahernandez5626 6 років тому +1

    I love you JK. Nice to see you. Bring back Julia for reporter a day or two out of the week

  • @raadhiyahbhaiyat
    @raadhiyahbhaiyat 6 років тому

    Omg did Steve just say the letter 3😂😂😂

  • @liljoe23la
    @liljoe23la 6 років тому +1

    Who else took a sip of water after watching this?

  • @andresfernandez2405
    @andresfernandez2405 4 роки тому

    I've woken up before with my arm completely dead 😂

  • @doffydonquixote4723
    @doffydonquixote4723 6 років тому

    That kid gonna be the real life Guts

  • @BakesV
    @BakesV 6 років тому

    bruh the first time i ever got really drunk i passed tf out at home cutting off my circulation in my thumb and index and they’re we’re numb for weeks and they just woke up like steve said

  • @harsharavi3251
    @harsharavi3251 6 років тому +2

    "the *letter* 3 looks so curvey" - steevegreene 2k18

  • @adoringfan1924
    @adoringfan1924 6 років тому +6

    The son can cut his dads leg off later

  • @Dannnboy
    @Dannnboy 6 років тому +1

    “Whacking” to keep monetisation 😂

    • @vaspops4644
      @vaspops4644 6 років тому

      TheNukeSlayer I don't think it's working. No ads on this video for me

  • @jalico3161
    @jalico3161 6 років тому

    My rule of thumb for street food. If you think about it, a small food cart serving locals, who's whole lively hood is serving the same people, isn't going to want to get their customers sick. You might get sick from not being used to the bacteria of the country, but that's almost unavoidable wherever you go. However, in the hotels and restaurants where they cater to tourist, they don't give a FUCK because if they get people sick or not, because they don't care about returning customers. Anthony Bourdain has a similar rule (learn from the professionals)

  • @dixienormous9211
    @dixienormous9211 6 років тому +2

    How he gonna hold the phone bye love u guys

    • @MartyAraragi
      @MartyAraragi 6 років тому +1

      ExCL Spartan he just gonna have to learn to be more flexible with his legs 🤣🤣😭😭

    • @dixienormous9211
      @dixienormous9211 6 років тому

      Utsuragi talent

  • @sheFEISTY.43110
    @sheFEISTY.43110 6 років тому

    I read WHACKING as in WAACKING. If you know that style of dance then you know what im talking about.

  • @that_missing_link
    @that_missing_link 6 років тому

    Finals are tomorrow and Thursday and I’m here watching JK News...

  • @truthfinderjohn
    @truthfinderjohn 6 років тому

    Was not expecting what steve was going to do with tiff hands

  • @_John_Sean_Walker
    @_John_Sean_Walker 6 років тому

    I can write with two hands when the pen is big enough.

  • @jczephyr1
    @jczephyr1 5 років тому

    Dear Past Steve, you will have another Kidney stone episode in December and it is the energy drinks. So lay off them because we love you. And drink some water because it is dehydration!

  • @LittlePanda-ej5lv
    @LittlePanda-ej5lv 6 років тому

    lol jk *kidney stones are from dehydration*....me *grabs a cup of water and drinks it*

  • @fut-mcking2409
    @fut-mcking2409 6 років тому

    David has a nice point

  • @glossysea7
    @glossysea7 6 років тому

    Oh bloody hell .... to the extreme .

  • @Rexroybal
    @Rexroybal 6 років тому

    I'm ambidextrous too. I switch hands all the time. I have a bone disease in my hands so sometimes one will hurt more than the other and I'll have to use the other one.

  • @MauiSilverback808
    @MauiSilverback808 6 років тому

    The Double Dragon!

  • @itsZephyro
    @itsZephyro 6 років тому

    How do you have ads with that thumbnail

  • @shaliabiban
    @shaliabiban 6 років тому

    i am currently learning to write with my left hand its going pretty good

  • @itsmemishi0510
    @itsmemishi0510 5 років тому

    jknews + India = best combo

  • @Mymusic-to5gi
    @Mymusic-to5gi 6 років тому +9

    ayyy I'm left handed. and right-handed in sports
    also who else felt de Ja vu?

  • @DillWeed575
    @DillWeed575 6 років тому

    We need a video with Steve and bobby

  • @jbzhummerh2gamer
    @jbzhummerh2gamer 6 років тому

    Where the hell did this story go? (Though I should be used to this by now it never ceases to amaze me when it happens.)

  • @harshal1935
    @harshal1935 6 років тому

    Indian Street food in a well built good shop is nice, clean and fresh

  • @wanda4293
    @wanda4293 6 років тому

    You guys always make my day better. 💕😂😂😂😂

  • @mayasone
    @mayasone 6 років тому +1

    8 months later, steve gets kidney stones and has to leave his vacation in costa rica earlier than expected... poor him :/

  • @maxjefferison1654
    @maxjefferison1654 6 років тому

    I've never gotten ill from food, the last time someone I know got food poisoning was over 16 years ago...