Daz Watches Jasmin Bean

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  • @dazgames
    @dazgames  4 роки тому +10750

    Update I’m not moving now 😂😂

  • @lydialucas464
    @lydialucas464 4 роки тому +3448

    Jasmin: *Sitting on a hill singing d a r k l y*
    WoRmS: Cha cha real smooth

    • @phiine
      @phiine 4 роки тому +5

      @Alyssa Freeman ikr

    • @siimplylaila5889
      @siimplylaila5889 4 роки тому +6

      Alyssa Freeman FRRRR

    • @jingleberryss
      @jingleberryss 4 роки тому +3

      @@siimplylaila5889 yea for real bro

    • @olxvi464
      @olxvi464 4 роки тому +2

      OMG IM DYINGGGG 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mckenlykennedy2407
      @mckenlykennedy2407 4 роки тому +4

      I literally spit my water out while reading this🤣🤣

  • @elishadavison700
    @elishadavison700 4 роки тому +3045

    saccharine is a artificial sweetener that had no calories but is extremely sweet and causes damage to teeth

    • @michalaharrell9726
      @michalaharrell9726 4 роки тому +109

      Now the video makes a little bit of sense 😂

    • @vflower7154
      @vflower7154 4 роки тому +78

      It also means excessively sweet and/or sentimental

    • @gvtterslag
      @gvtterslag 4 роки тому +33

      @@vflower7154 it's kinda fun that the conversation is about sweeteners and your pfp is the sweet tooth cave town thingy if I'm not mistaken? 😄

    • @vflower7154
      @vflower7154 4 роки тому +19

      @@gvtterslag yeah! huge fan of cavetown :3

    • @sadimartens9658
      @sadimartens9658 3 роки тому +4

      Op.. ok then 😳😂

  • @roseplayz3933
    @roseplayz3933 4 роки тому +3271

    best joke of 2019:
    "there is a fish with NO fins,
    some say he was finnished"

  • @minifridge7167
    @minifridge7167 3 роки тому +2051

    Jasmin: *Siting on a hill darkly singing*
    The worms: I do my lil Dancy dance

  • @trashcant6499
    @trashcant6499 4 роки тому +683

    "I'm moving again"
    I can feel you're pain and I'm sorry for you

    • @zombiezum8611
      @zombiezum8611 4 роки тому +4

      why is he moving again?

    • @BabsChannel
      @BabsChannel 4 роки тому +9

      I've moved three times in the last 3 years. Gets worse every time.lol

    • @rose2827
      @rose2827 4 роки тому +6

      @@BabsChannel me now I don't mean moving house I mean standing up

    • @zainkhalil7494
      @zainkhalil7494 4 роки тому +6

      ZombieZum he said in the vid it was something to do with his landlords tricking him and be an arsehole

    • @justrobi1904
      @justrobi1904 4 роки тому

      *RAW*

  • @-..cloudfall..-
    @-..cloudfall..- 3 роки тому +1361

    For anyone who didn’t know, saccharine is a sweetener that is WAY sweeter than sugar. The song makes so much more sense knowing that fact!

    • @rock-ym3uf
      @rock-ym3uf 3 роки тому +33

      It also causes cancer in rats

    • @-..cloudfall..-
      @-..cloudfall..- 3 роки тому +18

      @@rock-ym3uf Interesting! I did not know that!

    • @rock-ym3uf
      @rock-ym3uf 3 роки тому +5

      @@-..cloudfall..- that's why it's been discontinued..

    • @mqi_tv5533
      @mqi_tv5533 3 роки тому +4

      @@rock-ym3uf its not discontinued.....

    • @rock-ym3uf
      @rock-ym3uf 3 роки тому +7

      @@mqi_tv5533 the used to live at a health care facility ...saccharine was banned replace with equal.

  • @gabib4966
    @gabib4966 3 роки тому +458

    Saccharine means like excessively sweet so I’d imagine the dentist theme has something to do with cavities

    • @SillySpiderWeb
      @SillySpiderWeb 3 роки тому +13

      I think it’s about Jaz loving someone and them being so sweet that they’re giving them cavities. This could also be a a bit about manipulating Jaz into love but I’m not sure because I only listen to some of their songs and don’t really dig to deep into any song meanings anymore.
      Edit: sorry I’m too lazy to type Jazmine

    • @blackmambazane3306
      @blackmambazane3306 Рік тому +4

      the song is about manipulation, how sweet gestures hide true horrible intentions, and while you're trauma-bonding it actually destroys you

    • @ZariiRawr
      @ZariiRawr Місяць тому

      yes, one lyrics says, “he saw the state of my cavities you’ve caused, cause i adore you.” so it definitely is.

  • @indigoblue478
    @indigoblue478 4 роки тому +705

    1:09
    Daz: ѕнα¢¢нαяℓωαℓωαℓωαℓωαℓωα
    Me: sᴀᴍᴇ, ᴅᴀᴢ. sᴀᴍᴇ..

  • @skatertita
    @skatertita 4 роки тому +850

    Jasmin: *singing*
    Dentist: that's...just...stop. stop mo- STOP MOVING

  • @Votey12345
    @Votey12345 4 роки тому +550

    "ello"
    "did you just say hello"
    "Nah I said 'ello' but close enough"

    • @dryh2o96
      @dryh2o96 4 роки тому +15

      Thank God somebody said it! 💞💞💞 fuckin LOVE Labrynth

    • @kazb1984
      @kazb1984 4 роки тому +6

      The ello worm was the first thing i thought of when i saw those worms. Fantastic movie!!

    • @goofyaahlmbho
      @goofyaahlmbho 4 роки тому +13

      " You're a worm, aren't you? "
      " Yeah, that's right! "

    • @WizzardOfAuzz131
      @WizzardOfAuzz131 4 роки тому +2

      LABYRINTH

    • @shalacy6899
      @shalacy6899 4 роки тому +3

      Labyrinth

  • @doodlebugwahoo
    @doodlebugwahoo 2 роки тому +166

    jazmin: *severely bleeding from their gums, could go into shock in a realistic perspective*
    the dentist: *maybe if you had flossed it wouldn't have been this bad!*

  • @notcasper3367
    @notcasper3367 3 роки тому +1958

    Me: thinking they look cool
    Daz:I'm genuinely scared

    • @Cdobs08
      @Cdobs08 3 роки тому +25

      I thought they looked cool too

    • @randomedits5410
      @randomedits5410 3 роки тому +8

      Hah same

    • @Barchie1234
      @Barchie1234 3 роки тому +12

      4 months late but they look cool but they also look like a clown with the white face and the red nose. I'm horrified of clowns lmao

    • @jahzaracoligado291
      @jahzaracoligado291 3 роки тому

      Don’t say LINDA!!! daz.

    • @nicolespenc1
      @nicolespenc1 3 роки тому

      Why do people put you in front of me I am the main character of MHA

  • @Myoutube8770
    @Myoutube8770 4 роки тому +3876

    basically jazmins friend wants to bring to light that you don't have to have a small forehead to be beautiful that's why the hairline is that far back :)

    • @rd5184
      @rd5184 3 роки тому +90

      That’s so coooollll

    • @liviamellinger5901
      @liviamellinger5901 3 роки тому +31

      WHAT

    • @MakaylaMorbid
      @MakaylaMorbid 3 роки тому +70

      Salvia is great they make music too and are working on their transition atm!

    • @vain_abundalakaka
      @vain_abundalakaka 3 роки тому +12

      true but no one believes me..

    • @micahwright5901
      @micahwright5901 3 роки тому +9

      But Jazmin isn’t beautiful, so that’s an awful plan. She’s trying too hard to be creepy, is she trying to be a model now??

  • @jumanadarwish277
    @jumanadarwish277 4 роки тому +4618

    Fun fact: the dentist is actually Jazmin's best friend

    • @grim9690
      @grim9690 3 роки тому +132

      Yep! I love both Salvia and Jazmin sm

    • @ylosktl9482
      @ylosktl9482 3 роки тому +24

      Yep

    • @charcoal222
      @charcoal222 3 роки тому +47

      @Sharada Kelkar no lol, the person being the dentist is jazmin’s irl best friend

    • @luxurify1817
      @luxurify1817 3 роки тому +13

      Its salvia xox

    • @maxbrennan1985
      @maxbrennan1985 3 роки тому +10

      @@Jayden54321 why?

  • @yasspur4838
    @yasspur4838 3 роки тому +2716

    Jazmin isn’t dressed to impress men. They dress for themself. It’s what they love and what makes them happy. I don’t think *anyone* has the right to judge them for it.

    • @dragonsandangels2350
      @dragonsandangels2350 3 роки тому +226

      That's honestly what I love the most about their style. They express themself freely and slay the look in general.

    • @jacksondickerson6873
      @jacksondickerson6873 3 роки тому +124

      hang on a second, if you do anything publicly it gives people the right and opportunity to criticize, so technically people do have the right to judge, like i personally dislike the style but do i care what jazmin does? absolutely not

    • @yasspur4838
      @yasspur4838 3 роки тому +157

      @@jacksondickerson6873 good for you, you have eyes. My point is, they aren’t dressing for attention.

    • @finnluster2542
      @finnluster2542 3 роки тому +22

      THIS

    • @yourofficalkokichi7371
      @yourofficalkokichi7371 3 роки тому +19

      Correct thank you

  • @addiemarieart
    @addiemarieart 4 роки тому +2627

    *when the dentist says “do you floss regularly?”*

  • @atefa5474
    @atefa5474 4 роки тому +521

    “i suggest switching to colgate” i’m dead😭😂

  • @artistiquelife9577
    @artistiquelife9577 4 роки тому +552

    "i suggest switching to Colgate..."
    Me: well her being the colour of Colgate max white won't do anything so....go on...

    • @evieboo108
      @evieboo108 4 роки тому +18

      their pronouns are they/them

    • @waitahawhat
      @waitahawhat 4 роки тому +1

      He wasn’t talking about them being yellow. He was talking about the fake rotting lol.

    • @artistiquelife9577
      @artistiquelife9577 4 роки тому +1

      @@waitahawhat
      I know lol😂😂

  • @RipRoryy
    @RipRoryy 3 роки тому +445

    Daz: Don’t get this piercing, see this piercing *-points at bridge piercing-*
    Me with and bridge piercing: 👁👄👁

    • @jacksondickerson6873
      @jacksondickerson6873 3 роки тому +7

      wait, I'm not at all interested in a bridge piercing but I'm curious to the pain level and what it was like to take care of it, that's a thick part to pierce so I'm just wondering how bad it hurt

    • @StevieMcKenna10
      @StevieMcKenna10 3 роки тому

      @@jacksondickerson6873 I'm sure it wouldn't be too big on pain but it's just that they usually reject easily done professionally or not

    • @luna_chxxn....2629
      @luna_chxxn....2629 2 роки тому

      What is a bridge piercing?

    • @pea_soup8457
      @pea_soup8457 2 роки тому +2

      @@luna_chxxn....2629 across the bridge of your nose

    • @luna_chxxn....2629
      @luna_chxxn....2629 2 роки тому

      @@pea_soup8457 oh ty for telling me

  • @niyatirudra4218
    @niyatirudra4218 4 роки тому +8570

    She seems like the exorcist version of Melanie Martinez

    • @someonesour
      @someonesour 4 роки тому +607

      Fashionista 360 Jazmin uses They and them instead of she and her...

    • @pepperedribs6953
      @pepperedribs6953 4 роки тому +88

      @@someonesour go back to california

    • @someonesour
      @someonesour 4 роки тому +318

      @Yusuf Bakr I’m not from California,maybe this is just a stupid joke but it’s not funny.

    • @DopeioThePhoneBoi
      @DopeioThePhoneBoi 4 роки тому +537

      @@pepperedribs6953 Thanks for showing everyone that you're a sincerely gross person, love! Nonbinary people are real and offering them a modicum of human decency isn't bad. 🤗 Anyone who thinks otherwise is ignorant and needs to educate themselves. Maybe learn empathy as well.

    • @ahsael
      @ahsael 4 роки тому +146

      @@DopeioThePhoneBoi ^^ Very much agree! 🌺

  • @gall2218
    @gall2218 4 роки тому +595

    Daz: LINDA clap at my puns
    Subtitles: Let ya clap at my buns

  • @user-yv3xm1sv6v
    @user-yv3xm1sv6v 4 роки тому +385

    “You can work in gordon ramsy’s kitcheb with those nails”. Oof *KitcheN* ffs, thanx 4 the likes

  • @zeroedits7582
    @zeroedits7582 3 роки тому +246

    How I want to dress like : jazmin bean
    How I actually dress as I’m broke and I get to scared to not wear a hoodie : daz

    • @harri22300
      @harri22300 3 роки тому +1

      Omg I can so relate to this comment 🤣🤣🤣 -

    • @zeroedits7582
      @zeroedits7582 3 роки тому +1

      @Roxy March when I do that I look like complete shit so I have learnt to be the best piece of shit I know and I don’t know much people

    • @aliceramdom.s
      @aliceramdom.s 3 роки тому

      looks like a clown you do?
      scary

    • @zeroedits7582
      @zeroedits7582 3 роки тому

      @Roxy March when your entire personality is copied of someone 👀

  • @tommiey5085
    @tommiey5085 4 роки тому +502

    As soon as he made that Russian accent
    Me: *LIKE BUTTON*

    • @kurtb259
      @kurtb259 4 роки тому +1

      What

    • @HeartStruck333
      @HeartStruck333 4 роки тому +1

      Why? Are you offended by it? I don’t think Daz wanted it to come across that way if you are.

    • @tommiey5085
      @tommiey5085 4 роки тому +3

      @@HeartStruck333 nah im not offend i just didn't see it crossed the text out xD

    • @HeartStruck333
      @HeartStruck333 4 роки тому +2

      tomme le angel oh lol okay 👌🏾

    • @yourplaylist3411
      @yourplaylist3411 4 роки тому

      tomme le angel Tomtord???

  • @armint1439
    @armint1439 4 роки тому +193

    Jasmine: I’m gonna cut you up and put you in my oven
    Daz: Oh, it’s a love song

  • @malcolmsargent1003
    @malcolmsargent1003 4 роки тому +682

    Who’s gonna tell him the fish is a carrot?

    • @ThatShortMexican
      @ThatShortMexican 4 роки тому +6

      I’ll do it .-.

    • @libbyclyde2281
      @libbyclyde2281 4 роки тому +21

      And if a fish was dead it would float on the top of the tank 😂 xx

    • @ellykindredzombie8198
      @ellykindredzombie8198 4 роки тому +9

      Malcolm Sargent what the fish can't be a carrot that's mental

    • @fairyulz
      @fairyulz 4 роки тому +4

      I thought it was a cow tongue.

    • @heyshitass3860
      @heyshitass3860 4 роки тому

      Elly KindredZombie you don’t get it...

  • @jujuonthatbeattt1
    @jujuonthatbeattt1 3 роки тому +45

    Jazmin: *Bleeding*
    Salvia: STICKER

  • @amy-ys2fe
    @amy-ys2fe 4 роки тому +448

    I bet the dentist said after: *you're bleeding cause you dOnT FLOSS.*

    • @cadenjohnson2997
      @cadenjohnson2997 4 роки тому +2

      what 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jordanxspn
      @jordanxspn 4 роки тому +18

      my dentist says that when my mouth starts bleeding but he literally uses the hook thing and scrapes the hell out of my gums. i don’t know if i’m seeing him anymore

    • @amy-ys2fe
      @amy-ys2fe 4 роки тому

      @@jordanxspn same ☻

  • @trippa3553
    @trippa3553 4 роки тому +234

    “The FINS ARE GONE, some say he was FINished”😂

    • @NurseInTraining
      @NurseInTraining 4 роки тому

      Good one. This actually made me giggle.😂😁

  • @AtlasRega
    @AtlasRega 4 роки тому +331

    “Some say he was finnished”
    Somewhere in Finland...
    “No, he’s not ours. CHERNOBYL TAKE BACK ONE OF YOURS.”

    • @moonshine2973
      @moonshine2973 4 роки тому +1

      Omg that made my day

    • @ReniSings0
      @ReniSings0 4 роки тому

      Lool I`d gladly welcome them here !!

    • @peachlingpop1811
      @peachlingpop1811 4 роки тому

      Yes because Finnish people don’t promote their country enough asshole

  • @deathtothemonarchy3705
    @deathtothemonarchy3705 3 роки тому +28

    Omg I actually love jazmin. Their music is really good and they’re like so sweet 😭😭

  • @shaynight_7925
    @shaynight_7925 4 роки тому +379

    no one:
    not a single soul:
    not even linda:
    daz for 12th time : "I'm moving"
    edit: lol nvm I see now that he's not moving, so we still can see this cool office 😌

    • @cheyennec.4298
      @cheyennec.4298 4 роки тому

      Zyleak, come on be nice. They probably haven't seen it yet.

    • @cheyennec.4298
      @cheyennec.4298 4 роки тому

      It's ok

    • @shaynight_7925
      @shaynight_7925 4 роки тому

      @@cheyennec.4298 Thank you for clarify that for me, my comment was made early 😌

  • @santoselcuko8284
    @santoselcuko8284 4 роки тому +450

    No one:
    The worms in her music video: ALLO COME INSIDE AND MEET THE MISSUS

    • @novaofthenorth
      @novaofthenorth 4 роки тому +4

      Your amazing. I'd give you gold for this comment if I could lmao

    • @jessikanation7326
      @jessikanation7326 4 роки тому +7

      Who me? Nah, I'm just a worm 🐛

    • @tianaskyelegg6201
      @tianaskyelegg6201 4 роки тому +4

      Who me? Nah I’m just a worm

    • @tianaskyelegg6201
      @tianaskyelegg6201 4 роки тому +1

      CrimsonLeo omg 😂😂 I didn’t see this until after I commented it

    • @Glamour_Toad
      @Glamour_Toad 4 роки тому

      It's not a her.

  • @odinsutherin2880
    @odinsutherin2880 4 роки тому +1047

    She looks like if the clown IT had a daughter but a unicorn thru up on her.
    Edit: they/them. I am so sorry I did not know but they do be looking like a cute mesh of those characters 👌

    • @micxyvsp4893
      @micxyvsp4893 4 роки тому +23

      Orabelle Sutherin they/them are their pronouns

    • @evieboo108
      @evieboo108 4 роки тому +20

      they/them

    • @froggiebambino
      @froggiebambino 4 роки тому +4

      Orabelle Sutherin
      Exactly

    • @bellaa6943
      @bellaa6943 4 роки тому +10

      that hurted my feelings shes a good artist :')

    • @kenn.6
      @kenn.6 4 роки тому +14

      @@bellaa6943 they/them luv.

  • @ILOVEBILLIEEILISH88
    @ILOVEBILLIEEILISH88 3 роки тому +772

    Jazmin Bean's documentary "I'm becoming a GENDERLESS monster"
    Daz still NOT getting it and saying:herself, her,she
    (no hate just thought it was funny-)

    • @spagbolphin7814
      @spagbolphin7814 3 роки тому +57

      Lol yeah I usually believe people are being serious when they say they're becoming a genderless non human entity too

    • @gayprobably4267
      @gayprobably4267 3 роки тому +6

      @@madisonkare3805 that picture of tommy is truly amazing

    • @ILOVEBILLIEEILISH88
      @ILOVEBILLIEEILISH88 3 роки тому +1

      @Miruku piss you

    • @spagbolphin7814
      @spagbolphin7814 3 роки тому +8

      @@madisonkare3805 big words for such a small brained person

    • @spagbolphin7814
      @spagbolphin7814 3 роки тому +2

      @@madisonkare3805 What has my profile picture got to do with anything? Lol

  • @lyeraspiderwick
    @lyeraspiderwick 4 роки тому +290

    Remember that vine when Daz was with his daughter and he said something like
    "Hey sweetie what you doing?"
    "playing with my new friend"
    "but we just moved i... *ball bounces itself in distance* annnd we're moving!"

  • @marigold1918
    @marigold1918 4 роки тому +461

    is no one gonna comment on: “it sounds like most of my fanfiction!” daz??? wanna explain???

    • @bluepoetrebel1146
      @bluepoetrebel1146 4 роки тому +5

      yeah, what do you mean Daz!? I'm a little scared now.

    • @just_ella793
      @just_ella793 4 роки тому +11

      Lol I think he means the fan fiction ppl write about him 💕

    • @artistiquelife9577
      @artistiquelife9577 4 роки тому +2

      Omg what I didn't hear him say that!!! Lol
      DAZ!!! Explanation!!??

  • @Nancyfknspungen
    @Nancyfknspungen 4 роки тому +274

    *ACTUALLY*
    Saccharine is used to refer to something excessively sweet and sentimental. Lol I'm extra

    • @bugfairy
      @bugfairy 4 роки тому

      thx lol

    • @bugfairy
      @bugfairy 4 роки тому +2

      also, hi there fellow crybaby

    • @savagemacke
      @savagemacke 3 роки тому +2

      They remind me of a very very extra version of Mel

    • @Pp.lolita.dollie
      @Pp.lolita.dollie 3 роки тому

      You’re not extra, just correct

    • @graceyunbludhaha9717
      @graceyunbludhaha9717 3 роки тому

      @@bugfairy I'm a crybaby hello fellow crybaby

  • @Azy_TheLagoon
    @Azy_TheLagoon Рік тому +11

    I’m literally in love with her outfit and this song
    While Daz is terrified shitless. 😂

  • @raesimmo4760
    @raesimmo4760 4 роки тому +401

    daz: “I want you to make me look like assassin”
    Me: *thinks of TikTok when that Russian woman was like* find natural colour, you naturally beautiful... I naturally want to be flamingo
    Edit: sorry everyone don’t hate me I didn’t know she wasn’t Russian, just went based on the accent ahaha

  • @VxmpiresDxsire
    @VxmpiresDxsire 4 роки тому +300

    When someone mentions the labyrinth
    Them:
    Me: dOnT gO tHaT wAy NEVER go that way. If she goes that way she'll end up in the castle yes she will. Come say ello to the misses. 🤣🤣

    • @novaofthenorth
      @novaofthenorth 4 роки тому +2

      Ohhhhh you're awesome for this comment c:

    • @Jimbo_Maza
      @Jimbo_Maza 4 роки тому +1

      " Come inside and have a cuppa tea "

    • @physicrecords5103
      @physicrecords5103 4 роки тому +3

      "Come inside and meet the misses" I really love that movie UvU

    • @alpacahat6771
      @alpacahat6771 4 роки тому +2

      Holly when I hear “Labyrinth”
      All I hear is
      “YOUR MOTHER IS AN A A R D V A R K” from the little creature turning the floor tile around

    • @gallowshumour7077
      @gallowshumour7077 4 роки тому +1

      We’ve seen of that David Bowie PP in the man who fell to earth and in labyrinth too 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @saskiacarolan7033
    @saskiacarolan7033 4 роки тому +258

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Daz: Just wanna say the little lambs over there are me
    😂brilliant

  • @gayandtired5370
    @gayandtired5370 3 роки тому +10

    5:25 can we stop telling anyone who’s not a man that they have to cater to what men want them to look like. we do not exist to be decorations for men or for men to sexualise. just let people dress in a way that makes them happy. and as for the piercing they got it because they liked it if you don’t like it that’s fine don’t get one but that doesn’t mean other people can’t. and can we also respect people’s pronouns? just because jasmin wears a skirt doesn’t automatically make them female.

  • @planetelsie
    @planetelsie 4 роки тому +99

    Jasmin Bean: "Everything you do I'm obsessed with you"
    Daz: "That's Fine Love, but I suggest switching to Colgate"
    Me: *starts to remember Colgate commercials * Unlike ordinary toothpaste, Colgate Total fights bacteria.....
    😂😂

    • @jeremiahperko6071
      @jeremiahperko6071 4 роки тому

      I just realized saccharine means overly sweet
      And the teeth are based off of that,

  • @maximoose_
    @maximoose_ 4 роки тому +459

    Hello
    ...
    DAZZLERS
    *me deaf now*

  • @Ghost_cattz
    @Ghost_cattz 4 роки тому +400

    No one:
    Not a human nor...alien:
    No even me:
    These comments: *whO hAs bEeN a Fan bEforE 2019?!?*
    Me: “WHY ARE YOU ON EVERY VIDEO?!”

  • @haunted_nights2461
    @haunted_nights2461 3 роки тому +76

    I actually like Jasmin Bean's music, they're amazing.

    • @fordshojoe8080
      @fordshojoe8080 Рік тому

      Are they a group?

    • @moth8490
      @moth8490 Рік тому

      @@fordshojoe8080 no it’s just jazmin

    • @fernybuns
      @fernybuns Рік тому

      I agree😊

    • @LunarLotus184
      @LunarLotus184 Рік тому +2

      @@fordshojoe8080 They're just one person, but they use They/Them pronouns

    • @mel_DeLux
      @mel_DeLux Рік тому +1

      @@LunarLotus184If I’m honest I was told this, and I wish they were as kind as you :(

  • @annie-no2xn
    @annie-no2xn 4 роки тому +1717

    “GENDERLESS monster”
    Daz throughout the whole video: SHE
    edit: stop replying to this its been a year idc anymore 💀

    • @KaraBearuhh
      @KaraBearuhh 4 роки тому +218

      Well sometimes people don't understand or forget about it. Also you wouldn't know their pronouns unless you go onto their IG or read the title fully. No hate or anything towards you just saying

    • @annie-no2xn
      @annie-no2xn 4 роки тому +123

      SimplyDivine Yeah I guess. Although, when making a full UA-cam video making fun of someone, the least he could do is a bit of research

    • @KaraBearuhh
      @KaraBearuhh 4 роки тому +34

      @@annie-no2xn Sorry for the late reply. Yeah I fully agree with you on that.

    • @ev9757
      @ev9757 4 роки тому +7

      @SeriousName bruh

    • @jodiewalker5766
      @jodiewalker5766 4 роки тому +34

      annie he wasn’t making fun he was joking,they’re different things

  • @alixsey3394
    @alixsey3394 4 роки тому +237

    “Allo”
    “Did you just say hello?”
    “No I said ‘Allo’ but that’s close enough”
    I can’t believe Daz mentioned Labyrinth xD love that

  • @lexiehayes8240
    @lexiehayes8240 4 роки тому +109

    they're actually such a sweet person. I've had a few interactions with them being in the makeup community. Theyre such a cool person

  • @tia-rex
    @tia-rex 4 роки тому +151

    Imagine being a cashier in tesco:
    "Hello there, did you find everything you were - HOLY JESUS WTF ARE YOU!?"

  • @isawiegand2764
    @isawiegand2764 4 роки тому +196

    this is the 1 out of 10 dentists that doesn’t recommend anything

  • @belladonnadark9238
    @belladonnadark9238 4 роки тому +96

    "Allo"
    "Did you just say hello?"
    "No, I said 'Allo' but that's close enough...Come inside and meet the Mrs."
    The labyrinth is my FAVORITE movie!

  • @rebsgf
    @rebsgf 3 роки тому +9

    jasmine bean is actully a great singer, one of my favorites. and the style is basiclly alt

  • @elainalewis5630
    @elainalewis5630 4 роки тому +315

    Why are they lowkey so cool looking tho. Like they look really cool, I can't even do make up at all and look at them.

    • @fakelilpeep
      @fakelilpeep 4 роки тому +44

      I met them a bit ago, and their actually the sweetest person I know. It's sad people don't see past the creepy aesthetic

    • @fakelilpeep
      @fakelilpeep 4 роки тому +22

      SeriousName that doesn’t mean they don’t want pronouns

    • @fakelilpeep
      @fakelilpeep 4 роки тому

      SeriousName yeah maybe 😐

    • @kaiVr
      @kaiVr 4 роки тому +2

      She is a fucking demon you do not want to look like that.

    • @theestherverse6871
      @theestherverse6871 4 роки тому +12

      SeriousName what do you mean “being a girl” do you mean the pink? Cause that’s not a “girl color” or do you mean the outfit? Because that isn’t specified to girls either

  • @inayahcee3131
    @inayahcee3131 4 роки тому +76

    They're trying to be a darker, more horrendous version of Melanie Martinez

  • @sadi.347
    @sadi.347 4 роки тому +81

    Me: my mouth bleeding from the dentist
    My dentist: here, have a sticker
    Me: 😐 🔪

  • @the1r_b0y
    @the1r_b0y 3 роки тому +88

    I’m probably weird but they actually look so pretty 🥺🥺

    • @eatmyshit8114
      @eatmyshit8114 3 роки тому +19

      No I think they’re stunning too lol

    • @deathtothemonarchy3705
      @deathtothemonarchy3705 3 роки тому +10

      Very gorgeous 😩

    • @SimplyChanya
      @SimplyChanya 3 роки тому +6

      Why does Jazmine give off the Traumacore vibes??
      Is it just me?

    • @the1r_b0y
      @the1r_b0y 3 роки тому +1

      @@SimplyChanya i’ve actually never heard of traumacore

    • @SimplyChanya
      @SimplyChanya 3 роки тому +4

      @@the1r_b0y it’s an aesthetic that gives off trauma related vibes(mostly like sexual abuse and things like that) idk why Traumacore is an aesthetic tho. Trauma isn’t cute.

  • @ashleypayne2951
    @ashleypayne2951 4 роки тому +270

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Literally nobody at all:
    My brain: jasmin 🅱️ean
    Edit: omfg this the the most likes I've ever gotten tysm

  • @ImoLP
    @ImoLP 4 роки тому +53

    Me: * sees the worm things and immediately thinks of Labyrinth *
    Daz: have you ever seen Labyrinth, you know, with David Bowie?
    omg Daz you are a wizard!!!

    • @ahsael
      @ahsael 4 роки тому +1

      Yassss! 🌺

    • @Aimeecinnamonsweets
      @Aimeecinnamonsweets 4 роки тому +2

      Dance Magic Dance

    • @morganodonnell608
      @morganodonnell608 4 роки тому +1

      Hahaha! I was actually thinking the same before he said it 😋

    • @ImoLP
      @ImoLP 4 роки тому +1

      I should’ve said Daz is a Goblin King...

  • @tylacoutu6730
    @tylacoutu6730 4 роки тому +229

    Dentist- *PULLS ALL TEETH OUT*
    Dentist- *GIVES STICKER*
    Dentist- "ALL BETTER?"
    Me- * KILLS DENTIST*
    Me- * GIVES STICKER*
    Me- "ALL BETTER?"

  • @benhassam7651
    @benhassam7651 Рік тому +6

    6:27 he spat across the screen

  • @Crybabypvnk
    @Crybabypvnk 4 роки тому +555

    Their singing is actually fire but everything else I’m like uncomfortable lmao

    • @wandaselixr
      @wandaselixr 4 роки тому +5

      their*

    • @Crybabypvnk
      @Crybabypvnk 4 роки тому +8

      suga coffee oh yes sorry about that I’ll change it

    • @wandaselixr
      @wandaselixr 4 роки тому +5

      @@Crybabypvnk sorry if my wording was too aggressive but thank you it means a lot

    • @avriltosh4265
      @avriltosh4265 4 роки тому +2

      I got sick at the sight of the fake/real blood but yeah the singing is fire

    • @Crybabypvnk
      @Crybabypvnk 4 роки тому +4

      suga coffee no it wasn’t at all, it’s all good :)

  • @Phoenix.14
    @Phoenix.14 4 роки тому +78

    *sees fish with no fins*
    Daz- Some says he was _finnished_
    Me- _WHEEZE_

  • @abusementpark926
    @abusementpark926 4 роки тому +68

    5:33
    "That piercing...why?why ?why?"
    Me, who has that piercing: damn..okay ;-;

    • @lorenmaii7879
      @lorenmaii7879 4 роки тому +3

      Same😂😂

    • @sophierose9572
      @sophierose9572 4 роки тому +1

      Abusement Park i love your user name

    • @BroodingBloodThirst
      @BroodingBloodThirst Рік тому

      ah, dont listen to it you're cool and so am i and jazmin people who speak like this r assholes who dont understand expression. (besides daz he probably didn't mean it like that haha)

  • @lillivlogs-w9v
    @lillivlogs-w9v 3 роки тому +7

    Daz: the labyrinth with David Bowie
    me: I understand that reference

  • @unisocks4592
    @unisocks4592 4 роки тому +49

    That’s weird because I just started listening to Jasmin Bean

  • @julianalopez9163
    @julianalopez9163 4 роки тому +265

    Vine that came to mind
    Dentist: here's a sticker. All better?
    Daz: *kicks doctor in face* all better!? 😅🤣

  • @phoebe1018
    @phoebe1018 4 роки тому +107

    A wise man once said:
    There’s nothing like the sound of music.
    To one, it can be entertainment.
    To another, it can be life and it’s greatness.
    But to all, it can be an inspiration.
    When you sing, you let yourself free.
    Families, Towns, Countries have the ability to spread all their voices into one to make what we call music.
    You can play all the instruments in the world, but it will never be called music without a voice.
    Music is life
    Music is love
    Music is happiness
    Music is freedom
    Music is us.
    Jasmin: imma bout to end this mans whole career...

    • @jemmajarman9411
      @jemmajarman9411 4 роки тому +1

      I wasn’t bothered to read it but I liked it 😄😄😃😁😆

    • @phoebe1018
      @phoebe1018 4 роки тому

      Thanks I kind of just thought of random inspirational sentences and put them together

  • @cameronhughes7235
    @cameronhughes7235 3 роки тому +13

    Any one wonder when he yells Linda his daughter just looks up for a second.......and wonders who Linda is and why Daz is going mental

  • @kate5520
    @kate5520 4 роки тому +107

    Why is everyone asking if they were a fan before 2019? Even if you started watching Daz like a week ago and his videos and content make your day better and make you laugh it really doesn't matter. Lol I sounded like a grandma but I just don't understand the meaning pf those comments 😂

    • @sweeperboy
      @sweeperboy 4 роки тому +2

      They're effectively asking for likes since most people will have been fans before 2019.

    • @thomashardacre
      @thomashardacre 4 роки тому

      BuT weRe YoOouU a FaN bEfoRe 2o19?

    • @Kazza_8240
      @Kazza_8240 4 роки тому

      People begging for likes 😧 uuuuurgh 😝

  • @x_50q24
    @x_50q24 4 роки тому +8

    4:41
    Dax drinks his drink:
    The background: IIIII EEEEE IIIIIII EEEEEE IIIIII
    me: .....
    Also me: what the fuck was that

  • @alannahmcelvaney2490
    @alannahmcelvaney2490 4 роки тому +163

    Linda: *finished can of spray*
    Daz:it's free real estate
    Dazzlers:it's free real estate
    Linda:not again

    • @littlesix7937
      @littlesix7937 4 роки тому +3

      Your profile picture gave me a panic attack thanks

    • @gozoqfn
      @gozoqfn 4 роки тому

      No Soheila

  • @arunadevilliers3065
    @arunadevilliers3065 3 роки тому +10

    Just maybe to help put on what the song is about XD:
    Saccharine is an artificial sweetener, so the dentist and cavities is because of that.
    Then the rest, singing about how she wants to "cut them up and bake them" and such is because they're so sweet she just wants to eat them up.
    Then talking about, "you make me afraid, come closer wait no go away" and "caring for anyone makes me want to scream" shes saying how shes not used to being this obsessed with someone and shes scared about actually loving them, they might "give her cavities" so on so on....
    Anyway yeah just thought I'd help out XD
    Never seen the music video before... this is slightly fvcken terrifying XD

  • @Phoenix.14
    @Phoenix.14 4 роки тому +14

    Actual footage of what runs through a child's mind when you tell them they're going to the dentist

  • @cheyennem.1522
    @cheyennem.1522 4 роки тому +1858

    *when lady gaga and melanie martinez make a baby: 👁👄👁*

    • @bellabyers2929
      @bellabyers2929 4 роки тому +12

      Yess!

    • @daniellarinaldo2325
      @daniellarinaldo2325 4 роки тому +59

      Or Melanie Martinez mixed with IT 😂😂 that’s more the vibe I got because they are scaring me 😂

    • @bugfairy
      @bugfairy 4 роки тому +23

      @Daniella Rinaldo jazmin isn’t female

    • @daniellarinaldo2325
      @daniellarinaldo2325 4 роки тому +15

      kikkinn whoops my bad, thanks for letting me know :)

    • @gachabarbie4899
      @gachabarbie4899 3 роки тому +10

      Melanie and Jazmin are friends so that's not gonna happen sweetie :)

  • @nickademus30
    @nickademus30 4 роки тому +60

    Me: So, how do you solve your problems?
    Daz: Go on Dr Phil.

  • @iceeblobs6345
    @iceeblobs6345 3 роки тому +10

    2:00 pause and turn on subtitles...👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🍞🍞🍞

  • @k80marie92
    @k80marie92 4 роки тому +51

    “Did you just say hello”
    “No I said Allô, but that’s close enough”

  • @RolRetro
    @RolRetro 4 роки тому +700

    Creepy, but her singing is beautiful!
    Question: are those her real teeth?

    • @xeixie4767
      @xeixie4767 4 роки тому +20

      Kairo Schmitz lol I hope not

    • @hellokitty0051
      @hellokitty0051 4 роки тому +63

      No, they're not her real teeth lol

    • @rannivvitch
      @rannivvitch 4 роки тому +26

      No they aren't:)

    • @garlic3961
      @garlic3961 4 роки тому +4

      No theg arent

    • @Dizzy8203
      @Dizzy8203 4 роки тому +9

      If they were could you imagine doing that for a music video?!?! But also I see where your coming from. The bloody gums looked very realistic to me too

  • @viviprnt8431
    @viviprnt8431 4 роки тому +2652

    reminder to respect jazmin’s pronouns! they go by they/them. 💞 edit: i can understand why people would think jazmin would go by she/her, but rather than questioning it and saying that jazmin presents themself in a “feminine way”, try to respect their pronouns instead of being an asshole. also not all non-binary people have to be androgynous

    • @tetsurokuroo1117
      @tetsurokuroo1117 4 роки тому +221

      Thank you! Being non-binary myself I get this a lottttt. It's annoyinggg. I don't get why pronouns are so hard

    • @king_leviathan_
      @king_leviathan_ 4 роки тому +38

      👏🏻yes

    • @cheynope
      @cheynope 4 роки тому +151

      i don’t think daz did that on purpose but i agree

    • @hentaispidemopank6940
      @hentaispidemopank6940 4 роки тому +67

      @@cheynope yeah jazmin doesn't really talk about pronouns but they did adress they go by they/them !

    • @grim9690
      @grim9690 3 роки тому +112

      Say it with me now, NON-BINARY PEOPLE DO NOT OWE YOU ANDROGYNY

  • @jameswhaley8271
    @jameswhaley8271 3 роки тому +5

    4:50 is the sound effect from Ted

  • @jamiehay1027
    @jamiehay1027 4 роки тому +34

    *"Some say he was finished"* - Daz 2019

  • @francescasmith4811
    @francescasmith4811 4 роки тому +22

    3:43 immediately when I saw those things I thought ‘labyrinth’ and he freaking said it reminds him of labyrinth

  • @RchWARfl
    @RchWARfl 4 роки тому +75

    Nobody:
    Automatic subtitles : *Husker Douglas Does Games*

  • @jdalton1614
    @jdalton1614 3 роки тому +8

    I think the metaphor is that they're scared of falling for someone and even though it sounds amazing they have to stop themselves and loving that person is like having a sweet tooth and they need to get it removed/fixed

  • @mocknload9739
    @mocknload9739 4 роки тому +135

    "Did you just Say Hello?"
    "No I said Ello, but that's close enough"

  • @sleepykels2052
    @sleepykels2052 4 роки тому +51

    1:06 |
    Daz: *when he try’s to pronounce a word called saccharine”
    Me: And I Oop
    *my mum In the room and hears daz trying pronounce it and she looks down as if to say “what have I witnessed”*

    • @Kazza_8240
      @Kazza_8240 4 роки тому

      Cannae believe daz hasnae heard of saccharine, it's sweetener Daz. For in tea, coffee, baking. 😂

  • @raffie_exe
    @raffie_exe 4 роки тому +63

    they used to go to my school and they’re actually genuinely sweet and really funny
    edit : yes they rlly did dress similar to that at school

    • @sd5371
      @sd5371 4 роки тому +2

      In this episode of "not true and I am only seeking likes"

    • @sw9818
      @sw9818 4 роки тому +2

      Raffie X just call her 'she' stop with the stupid non binary shit she's a she end of.

    • @anyalaASMR
      @anyalaASMR 4 роки тому +11

      Sophie 98 why is it so hard for you to accept other people’s pronouns? are you really that sensitive?

    • @soupisfornoobs4081
      @soupisfornoobs4081 4 роки тому +3

      @@sw9818 Even if I don't agree with you I'd like to hear you out so if you're not a troll just elaborate on your point, why is being non-binary stupid and why should they be referred to using "she"

    • @bknighttheemo8756
      @bknighttheemo8756 4 роки тому +1

      Cool they sound really cool and it seems they are really talented too I really hope they get recognition!

  • @Demondayzzzz
    @Demondayzzzz 3 роки тому +9

    Daz trying to pronounce the music video name:
    The demon he spawned: ;)

  • @mrkankoo
    @mrkankoo 4 роки тому +78

    " Ello"
    "Did .... you just say hello"
    "No i said ello but close enough"
    Jesus i love that bit hes so cute

    • @TheWiseCollector
      @TheWiseCollector 4 роки тому +1

      Laberthinth

    • @physicrecords5103
      @physicrecords5103 4 роки тому +1

      He was my favorite character xD "Don't go that way! NEVER go that way!"...."If she would've gone that way she would've gotten straight to the castle" **Shakes head in tiny worm**

  • @Aprilcutlerr
    @Aprilcutlerr 4 роки тому +452

    She’s like a low-budget Melanie Martinez.

    • @jellychampagne4368
      @jellychampagne4368 4 роки тому +105

      @@urinternetgf4331 mel isn't a rapist. Those accusations were false. Please check your facts first love, have a good day

    • @leonecarter9882
      @leonecarter9882 4 роки тому +47

      @Lemon you really need to keep your facts up to date lmao

    • @cherryg2537
      @cherryg2537 4 роки тому +61

      Mel actually supports her. She literally just put her on her Insta story and told people to listen to her. Also, no one is another person. Jazmin and Mel are there own people.

    • @benny5516
      @benny5516 4 роки тому +18

      @@jellychampagne4368 facts

    • @user-ky8bm5dx1u
      @user-ky8bm5dx1u 4 роки тому +10

      I was thinking that it reminded me of one of her songs, god I love her

  • @xxdeadx
    @xxdeadx 4 роки тому +246

    for everyone hating on them and comparing them to other artists, they have their *OWN* style and the fact that they can just freely and comfortably walk around like that is amazing.
    and if you don’t like the music or is creeped out by the music video, just don’t watch or comment on it.

  • @trashmouthkasprack5616
    @trashmouthkasprack5616 3 роки тому +34

    Daz:I’m become in genderless monster
    Also daz: SHE

    • @kirstenxo4577
      @kirstenxo4577 3 роки тому +7

      its called an accident

    • @trashmouthkasprack5616
      @trashmouthkasprack5616 3 роки тому +2

      @@kirstenxo4577 yep, and I’m commenting to hopefully help him correct himself in the future?

    • @nonimous2253
      @nonimous2253 3 роки тому +1

      Thats what I was thinking lmao

    • @marinaogris8059
      @marinaogris8059 2 роки тому +2

      Because she's obviously a girl wtfdym

    • @veniceicesea
      @veniceicesea 2 роки тому +2

      It was an accident

  • @tobaccopanda6154
    @tobaccopanda6154 4 роки тому +97

    Daz: I’m moving again
    Me: remembers vine of:
    Daz: *lefts up handle of suitcase* and were moving...

  • @gothkid4110
    @gothkid4110 4 роки тому +41

    I love Jazmin so as soon as I saw this I got nervous

    • @lilyb9051
      @lilyb9051 4 роки тому +3

      me too!! i love daz but i also love jazmin n salvia and i didn’t want to have a bad opinion on daz because if he said something bad i would have FREAKED

    • @bobuxdiscordlightusertheme6466
      @bobuxdiscordlightusertheme6466 3 роки тому

      i like Jazminbean but ngl Jazminbean would scare me and i also hate scary stuff but then when i see the color schemes it’s just cute so it like and and so i just feel son confused on how i feel rn lel

  • @hannacarey1408
    @hannacarey1408 4 роки тому +136

    Who doesn't know the movie Labyrinth .Rip David Bowie

    • @emilyn7361
      @emilyn7361 3 роки тому +1

      Its a really good movie

    • @jaxonbrown29
      @jaxonbrown29 3 роки тому

      It was a great movie
      Edit: I meant "is" not was I'm bad at typing.

  • @lostsilver4879
    @lostsilver4879 3 роки тому +4

    4:58 I WANT yoU TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE ASASI- AHAHAHAHA.

  • @sageunique8216
    @sageunique8216 4 роки тому +20

    Daz over here looking like fresh cup of tea ! 🥰😘😍