i really enjoy Bert more when he is stoned and not drunk....he feels more present and he doesnt interrupt as much, makes for a better pod for sure...it would likely up his game on sets too
@@nickkueker8175 it does make sense. He's stoned more often and NOT drinking. So him being STONED as resulted in him making better pods. It's not about him being drunk on or off a pod.
"the only reason I go to my little brothers high school football games is because they sell hot dogs. I don't even want to watch him play" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
I'm listening to these strange meals at the end and it reminded me of the crazy thing I ate once totally by mistake. I was ordering a cheesesteak once, and I always get it California style, mayo, lettuce, tomato. One time I decided to order their pizza style cheesesteak. I'm ordering on a screen, get to the part to add stuff and someone who works there started talking to me. That's all it took for me to forget I ordered something different. I added extra mayo, lettuce and tomato, then placed the order. So I ended up with a cheesesteak that had tomato sauce, lettuce, tomato and extra mayo, and somehow it was actually really good. I don't even know if I would have tried it if I had another option for something to eat at my house, but I ended up liking it.
There is a Williams Chicken in Grand Prairie Texas. You can tell when you get close because you can’t breath and you get an infection in your eyes. The place literally smells like rotting chicken inside your vehicle, 3 miles away. People that live close to it have serious health problems. I can’t believe anyone can eat that crap. There was one on 820 in Fort Worth and it was the same way, you could smell it on the freeway. I don’t live in that area and more, so I don’t know if they are still opened. I know there were lawsuits against both of them, for making people sick. I wouldn’t eat there.
I worked at subway n when Bert brought up his sub it reminded me of a customer who put the sauce from meatballs on ger tuna!!! A week later a younger female asked for same thing! Turns out it was a pregnancy craving the mom had with her n💁♀️ now they both eat it n love it!! Great episode!! 😎🫶🏼🙏🏼
Got to see Ralph at the comedy store in Dallas about a week before he blew up (seeing his stuff everywhere online, seeing him on podcasts, clips going viral, Netflix special, etc) and he absolutely killed. Guys hysterical
Loved Ralph's Netflix Special. Honestly, a must watch. About this episode though: - You can't make a food joke to Bert cuz he focuses too much on the food and misses the joke 😅 - You absolutely can't trust Whitney Cumming's reasoning for shit... I know she's super successful and shit, but she really is nuts 😅
@23:25 had me laughing (lol) one of the funniest pods I've seen but see there's more with others and going to watch those... keep grinding both of yall!
His special is hilarious. This young man has movie star charisma. Just my opinion. I look forward to seeing what he does.
Ralph is so naturally funny. He really has something special. I'm excited to see his future progress
i really enjoy Bert more when he is stoned and not drunk....he feels more present and he doesnt interrupt as much, makes for a better pod for sure...it would likely up his game on sets too
Sadly agree lol
I forget where but he said the same thing about himself recently. So true.
your girlfriend is smarter than you. You lack awareness my friend. shes too good for you
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He rarely drank on his podcast before so that kinda doesn’t make sense.
@@nickkueker8175 it does make sense. He's stoned more often and NOT drinking. So him being STONED as resulted in him making better pods. It's not about him being drunk on or off a pod.
Ralph seems so much more comfortable now
Bert and Ralph make a surprisingly good duo lol you can tell they both genuinely crack each other up 😂
This is a great one. I'm becoming more and more of a Ralph Barbosa fan.
Ive not heard bert laugh that much for a long time. Really good this episode 🎉
You mean laugh foreals. Cause he’s so annoying when he’s fake which is all the time. I here for Ralph. 😂
"the only reason I go to my little brothers high school football games is because they sell hot dogs. I don't even want to watch him play" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
i died when i heard this
😂😂😂 he said it so calm too
You can tell Ralph's definitely found his voice on these pods. He's comfortable with Bert and they're able to flow perfectly.
Ralph is hilarious. His new Netflix special is great
Glad to see him get big, I saw Ralph years ago in Dallas at a small comedy bar
One of the best episodes ever… they just fed off each other. ❤awesome Thx Guys
Watched Ralphy early in his career. First genuine laughing I had in a really long time. Im here for all of his success!!!
Thanks for having Ralph Barboza he is so down to earth. He is my favorite.
Ralph is the future! Great special, man!!!
My boy right about the McCormick's Mayonesa!! 😂😂😂 If you know, you know lol
I'm a new Ralph Barbosa fan! Dude is hilarious!
I haven't watched the Bertcast in a while, but I'm definitely not missing this one 🙏🏿
i’m definitely missing it 😂😂
@@vibintbh4793 You've already admitted to me that you watched it...
@@DanielZeal no one watched lil bro you’re tweaking off that meth
Ralph gets gifted shrooms every pod hes on 🤣
Ralph Barbosa is one of those comedians that’s just going to consistently put out some fire sh8 for decades. Just personality alone kills on podcasts.
Bert yelling “Where you going” at Lee Ann when she was leaving is hilarious to me.
Ralph seems like such a nice person 😌😌
“They beat you stupid” had me dying 🤣
Dam gotta watch this foos special 😂
It's so good!
It's better than good!
I agree with Ralph's description of Mexican trauma. It's relatable 😢
Turning 26 Nov 13ths and am Typeb1 diabetic, Ralph is my spirit animal.
I seen Ralph during fully loaded in OKC, he is hilarious. Fully loaded was amazing!
I laughed so hard I cried and choked on a granola bar when Ralph made the yearbook joke 😂.
I love Bort is talking about a roach blunt is some special new thing😂 bro that's what you smoke when you broke
They should just pack a bowl instead.
My favorite part about this is that even in the description, it’s just Ralph’s instagram in Jesus and Luis’ info😂
Everybodys got to sign this yearbook......He is fucking hilarious
I didn’t listen to this yet but yo this Ralph guys special was hilarious. It’s a must watch.
Crazy! 2 years ago I did local open mics with this dude, now he's on Netflix! Too Cool
hope your time will come too man
Ralph is killin it right now.. these 2 are as entertaining as it gets!!
Very best 🍻
That bit with being called "Guero" as a kid and having a Tio Juan is spot on. I bet he has a family member who works for Silver Eagle/Budlight.
Ralph's becoming one of my favorite comedians
Saw Ralph in Chicago amazing comedian!!
I saw him in tucson arizona….. he was so amazing
Ralph special is 🔥 💯
I'm listening to these strange meals at the end and it reminded me of the crazy thing I ate once totally by mistake. I was ordering a cheesesteak once, and I always get it California style, mayo, lettuce, tomato. One time I decided to order their pizza style cheesesteak. I'm ordering on a screen, get to the part to add stuff and someone who works there started talking to me. That's all it took for me to forget I ordered something different. I added extra mayo, lettuce and tomato, then placed the order. So I ended up with a cheesesteak that had tomato sauce, lettuce, tomato and extra mayo, and somehow it was actually really good. I don't even know if I would have tried it if I had another option for something to eat at my house, but I ended up liking it.
"Have a Great Summer" 😂😂😂 Best Line on this episode OMFG😂😂😂
There is a Williams Chicken in Grand Prairie Texas. You can tell when you get close because you can’t breath and you get an infection in your eyes. The place literally smells like rotting chicken inside your vehicle, 3 miles away. People that live close to it have serious health problems. I can’t believe anyone can eat that crap. There was one on 820 in Fort Worth and it was the same way, you could smell it on the freeway. I don’t live in that area and more, so I don’t know if they are still opened. I know there were lawsuits against both of them, for making people sick. I wouldn’t eat there.
Love this guy Ralph definitely has IT.
Bert is so smart, he gets everyone that's new so he can talk about it later about how he put everyone on ☠️☠️☠️
It’s funny how Bert is so surprised they call him guero that’s what we call my brother
I worked at subway n when Bert brought up his sub it reminded me of a customer who put the sauce from meatballs on ger tuna!!! A week later a younger female asked for same thing! Turns out it was a pregnancy craving the mom had with her n💁♀️ now they both eat it n love it!! Great episode!! 😎🫶🏼🙏🏼
Minnesota loves you Bert Twolves !!!
Best fn podcast guys. Had me cracking up the whole time!
Amazing pod Bert. Definitely need to bring back Ralph again in the future
Yes but insterad of Bert we need Tom. Bert is not a good interviewer
@19:45 if the stripper is from Dallas I already know who he’s talking about 😂😂😂
Got to see Ralph at the comedy store in Dallas about a week before he blew up (seeing his stuff everywhere online, seeing him on podcasts, clips going viral, Netflix special, etc) and he absolutely killed. Guys hysterical
That baby look like smeagol from Lord of the rings 😂😂
😂😂😂
I laughed out loud during this podcast than prolly any other! Definitely gonna watch his new special when I get home.
Great special 🙌🏼
Vote for Ralph, has real Pedro vibes from Napoleon Dynamite 😂
Ralph is hilarious 😂😂😂
I left my list at home but their out there 😅😂
I've watched Ralph spacial he is good he killed it....
Let's goo put oak Cliff on the map
Ralph you know you’re going places
Dud is creasing up his shoes against the table next to Ralph and that's all I could pay attention too. I hate myself 🤣
Loved Ralph's Netflix Special. Honestly, a must watch.
About this episode though:
- You can't make a food joke to Bert cuz he focuses too much on the food and misses the joke 😅
- You absolutely can't trust Whitney Cumming's reasoning for shit... I know she's super successful and shit, but she really is nuts 😅
@27:00 I feel u bruh ... lol that's why I stay tuned in . Gain a vibe 💯
edible condoms had me laughing so hard i started drooling...
Ralph will be one of the greats. Easillyyyyyyyy
Im Asian and supported alpha the first time I saw his act, I see him as next generation big comic and writer
@23:25 had me laughing (lol) one of the funniest pods I've seen but see there's more with others and going to watch those... keep grinding both of yall!
18:25 "I could but, not in public" 😂😂😂
Here’s a UK spin on Hot Dogs (pigs in blankets) wrap the Frank with bacon then put it on the grill until the bacon is crispy, thank me later.
Ralph is think there eating all of your food man 😂
Loved the special
"don't ever talk back to your Mom.." that's what's up! We need more of that.. that's us.. AMERICAN MEXICANS ..
I fucking love you guys !! my wife just ask me why are you crying? I said I'm not crying I just ate some hot sauce.🤩😂
Ayeeee I was just thinking about Ralphy! Hope he's still hitting the Tour with you! 🔥🔥🔥
Just great chemistry here 👏
Gotta admit I watched it because of Ralph he’s so funny
fr and not becaue of Bert. i wish tom had the interview with Ralph
Bro I never laughed this hard cooked out drunk and high god bless ya
Y’all should def do a podcast called Ralph and Bert and this is at about the 10 min mark
I love u guys Ralph and Bert. .
Bad ass seeing everybody embrace this dude! Coo to see him on these podcasts
As a Seattle guy visiting the bay, can confirm La Vic's slapped when I visited Los Gatos. Shit is so good
What Bert sang sounds like Ballamos by Enrique Iglesias, which was a big hit at the time, haha
Once my boi said McCormick I was like “that boi one of mine” lol
45 minutes Dirk talks about eugenics and how he wants his future son to have blue eyes because that’s what a perfect boy should have.
I’m dead af, the family guy story was funny because I could relate 😂
Timberwolves fan here. LOVE IT
Favorite pod
“I got a career to protect” is crazy😭😭😭😭😂😂😂
The MCCORMICK Mayonessa with Lime is 10/10
Burt sitting like a genie.
BERT EATS MAYONNAISE OUT OF CONDOMS LOL REMIX LMFAO😂😢😮😅😊
I love Ralph
Bert saying hes been in ketosis for a month is the part where i can see joe in my head say shut the fuk up bert you are not 🤣🤣🤣🤣
When they said zoom out they really meant zoom out 😂😂
When Bert mentions the girl who rolled blunts from roaches, those are generation blunts!
Y’all really put only Ralph’s info in the description 😂😂😂
40:22-41:32 Bert talks like Mickey Mouse the whole time 🤣 lmao😂close your eyes and you see Mickey 🐭
i loveee Barbosa!! ♥️
That keto meal sounds 🔥!!!
22:42 E.B.T means Eat Better Today 😂
Williams chicken just got a huge shout-out