i really enjoy Bert more when he is stoned and not drunk....he feels more present and he doesnt interrupt as much, makes for a better pod for sure...it would likely up his game on sets too
@@nickkueker8175 it does make sense. He's stoned more often and NOT drinking. So him being STONED as resulted in him making better pods. It's not about him being drunk on or off a pod.
"the only reason I go to my little brothers high school football games is because they sell hot dogs. I don't even want to watch him play" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
There is a Williams Chicken in Grand Prairie Texas. You can tell when you get close because you can’t breath and you get an infection in your eyes. The place literally smells like rotting chicken inside your vehicle, 3 miles away. People that live close to it have serious health problems. I can’t believe anyone can eat that crap. There was one on 820 in Fort Worth and it was the same way, you could smell it on the freeway. I don’t live in that area and more, so I don’t know if they are still opened. I know there were lawsuits against both of them, for making people sick. I wouldn’t eat there.
I'm listening to these strange meals at the end and it reminded me of the crazy thing I ate once totally by mistake. I was ordering a cheesesteak once, and I always get it California style, mayo, lettuce, tomato. One time I decided to order their pizza style cheesesteak. I'm ordering on a screen, get to the part to add stuff and someone who works there started talking to me. That's all it took for me to forget I ordered something different. I added extra mayo, lettuce and tomato, then placed the order. So I ended up with a cheesesteak that had tomato sauce, lettuce, tomato and extra mayo, and somehow it was actually really good. I don't even know if I would have tried it if I had another option for something to eat at my house, but I ended up liking it.
I worked at subway n when Bert brought up his sub it reminded me of a customer who put the sauce from meatballs on ger tuna!!! A week later a younger female asked for same thing! Turns out it was a pregnancy craving the mom had with her n💁♀️ now they both eat it n love it!! Great episode!! 😎🫶🏼🙏🏼
Got to see Ralph at the comedy store in Dallas about a week before he blew up (seeing his stuff everywhere online, seeing him on podcasts, clips going viral, Netflix special, etc) and he absolutely killed. Guys hysterical
I use to install fences for a living and one day we got out the the house and started painting lines on the ground and got a few holes dug and then luckily the gamut that lived there came home from work early or whatever and he informed us that the address we wanted was his neighbors house 😂 I was just glad we didn’t get any concrete mixed up yet 😂
@23:25 had me laughing (lol) one of the funniest pods I've seen but see there's more with others and going to watch those... keep grinding both of yall!
Duddddddde yes McCormick limón mayo the f n best the only one I ever get buuuut it's hard to find here in my small town and it is awesome . It actually has the consistency of like industrial mayo it more thick but it's amazing I even use it and mix it with the ranch packet and make limón mayo ranch spread .
Loved Ralph's Netflix Special. Honestly, a must watch. About this episode though: - You can't make a food joke to Bert cuz he focuses too much on the food and misses the joke 😅 - You absolutely can't trust Whitney Cumming's reasoning for shit... I know she's super successful and shit, but she really is nuts 😅
His special is hilarious. This young man has movie star charisma. Just my opinion. I look forward to seeing what he does.
i really enjoy Bert more when he is stoned and not drunk....he feels more present and he doesnt interrupt as much, makes for a better pod for sure...it would likely up his game on sets too
Sadly agree lol
I forget where but he said the same thing about himself recently. So true.
your girlfriend is smarter than you. You lack awareness my friend. shes too good for you
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He rarely drank on his podcast before so that kinda doesn’t make sense.
@@nickkueker8175 it does make sense. He's stoned more often and NOT drinking. So him being STONED as resulted in him making better pods. It's not about him being drunk on or off a pod.
Ralph is so naturally funny. He really has something special. I'm excited to see his future progress
Bert and Ralph make a surprisingly good duo lol you can tell they both genuinely crack each other up 😂
Ralph seems so much more comfortable now
This is a great one. I'm becoming more and more of a Ralph Barbosa fan.
Ive not heard bert laugh that much for a long time. Really good this episode 🎉
You mean laugh foreals. Cause he’s so annoying when he’s fake which is all the time. I here for Ralph. 😂
"the only reason I go to my little brothers high school football games is because they sell hot dogs. I don't even want to watch him play" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
i died when i heard this
😂😂😂 he said it so calm too
You can tell Ralph's definitely found his voice on these pods. He's comfortable with Bert and they're able to flow perfectly.
Ralph is hilarious. His new Netflix special is great
Dam gotta watch this foos special 😂
It's so good!
It's better than good!
One of the best episodes ever… they just fed off each other. ❤awesome Thx Guys
Glad to see him get big, I saw Ralph years ago in Dallas at a small comedy bar
My boy right about the McCormick's Mayonesa!! 😂😂😂 If you know, you know lol
Ralph is the future! Great special, man!!!
Ralph Barbosa is one of those comedians that’s just going to consistently put out some fire sh8 for decades. Just personality alone kills on podcasts.
Bert yelling “Where you going” at Lee Ann when she was leaving is hilarious to me.
“They beat you stupid” had me dying 🤣
I'm a new Ralph Barbosa fan! Dude is hilarious!
Watched Ralphy early in his career. First genuine laughing I had in a really long time. Im here for all of his success!!!
Thanks for having Ralph Barboza he is so down to earth. He is my favorite.
I laughed so hard I cried and choked on a granola bar when Ralph made the yearbook joke 😂.
I haven't watched the Bertcast in a while, but I'm definitely not missing this one 🙏🏿
i’m definitely missing it 😂😂
@@vibintbh4793 You've already admitted to me that you watched it...
@@DanielZeal no one watched lil bro you’re tweaking off that meth
Ralph seems like such a nice person 😌😌
I love Bort is talking about a roach blunt is some special new thing😂 bro that's what you smoke when you broke
They should just pack a bowl instead.
Ralph gets gifted shrooms every pod hes on 🤣
Turning 26 Nov 13ths and am Typeb1 diabetic, Ralph is my spirit animal.
My favorite part about this is that even in the description, it’s just Ralph’s instagram in Jesus and Luis’ info😂
Bert! Love you and want you with us a while. Moderation instead of all or none? Also, my wife and I really enjoyed your movie. Best!
I've been out of the loop, but what movie? I'm legit curious.
That bit with being called "Guero" as a kid and having a Tio Juan is spot on. I bet he has a family member who works for Silver Eagle/Budlight.
I seen Ralph during fully loaded in OKC, he is hilarious. Fully loaded was amazing!
I agree with Ralph's description of Mexican trauma. It's relatable 😢
Ralph's becoming one of my favorite comedians
Everybodys got to sign this yearbook......He is fucking hilarious
I didn’t listen to this yet but yo this Ralph guys special was hilarious. It’s a must watch.
Bert is so smart, he gets everyone that's new so he can talk about it later about how he put everyone on ☠️☠️☠️
It’s funny how Bert is so surprised they call him guero that’s what we call my brother
"Have a Great Summer" 😂😂😂 Best Line on this episode OMFG😂😂😂
Crazy! 2 years ago I did local open mics with this dude, now he's on Netflix! Too Cool
hope your time will come too man
Saw Ralph in Chicago amazing comedian!!
I saw him in tucson arizona….. he was so amazing
There is a Williams Chicken in Grand Prairie Texas. You can tell when you get close because you can’t breath and you get an infection in your eyes. The place literally smells like rotting chicken inside your vehicle, 3 miles away. People that live close to it have serious health problems. I can’t believe anyone can eat that crap. There was one on 820 in Fort Worth and it was the same way, you could smell it on the freeway. I don’t live in that area and more, so I don’t know if they are still opened. I know there were lawsuits against both of them, for making people sick. I wouldn’t eat there.
I'm listening to these strange meals at the end and it reminded me of the crazy thing I ate once totally by mistake. I was ordering a cheesesteak once, and I always get it California style, mayo, lettuce, tomato. One time I decided to order their pizza style cheesesteak. I'm ordering on a screen, get to the part to add stuff and someone who works there started talking to me. That's all it took for me to forget I ordered something different. I added extra mayo, lettuce and tomato, then placed the order. So I ended up with a cheesesteak that had tomato sauce, lettuce, tomato and extra mayo, and somehow it was actually really good. I don't even know if I would have tried it if I had another option for something to eat at my house, but I ended up liking it.
Ralph is killin it right now.. these 2 are as entertaining as it gets!!
Very best 🍻
I worked at subway n when Bert brought up his sub it reminded me of a customer who put the sauce from meatballs on ger tuna!!! A week later a younger female asked for same thing! Turns out it was a pregnancy craving the mom had with her n💁♀️ now they both eat it n love it!! Great episode!! 😎🫶🏼🙏🏼
Ralph special is 🔥 💯
Amazing pod Bert. Definitely need to bring back Ralph again in the future
Yes but insterad of Bert we need Tom. Bert is not a good interviewer
Vote for Ralph, has real Pedro vibes from Napoleon Dynamite 😂
Best fn podcast guys. Had me cracking up the whole time!
I left my list at home but their out there 😅😂
Ralph is hilarious 😂😂😂
I laughed out loud during this podcast than prolly any other! Definitely gonna watch his new special when I get home.
That baby look like smeagol from Lord of the rings 😂😂
😂😂😂
@19:45 if the stripper is from Dallas I already know who he’s talking about 😂😂😂
Got to see Ralph at the comedy store in Dallas about a week before he blew up (seeing his stuff everywhere online, seeing him on podcasts, clips going viral, Netflix special, etc) and he absolutely killed. Guys hysterical
Great special 🙌🏼
I use to install fences for a living and one day we got out the the house and started painting lines on the ground and got a few holes dug and then luckily the gamut that lived there came home from work early or whatever and he informed us that the address we wanted was his neighbors house 😂 I was just glad we didn’t get any concrete mixed up yet 😂
Minnesota loves you Bert Twolves !!!
Love this guy Ralph definitely has IT.
@27:00 I feel u bruh ... lol that's why I stay tuned in . Gain a vibe 💯
@23:25 had me laughing (lol) one of the funniest pods I've seen but see there's more with others and going to watch those... keep grinding both of yall!
I've watched Ralph spacial he is good he killed it....
Dud is creasing up his shoes against the table next to Ralph and that's all I could pay attention too. I hate myself 🤣
8:05 😂😂😂😂😂 he ain't lying
18:25 "I could but, not in public" 😂😂😂
Ralph is think there eating all of your food man 😂
Im Asian and supported alpha the first time I saw his act, I see him as next generation big comic and writer
What Bert sang sounds like Ballamos by Enrique Iglesias, which was a big hit at the time, haha
45 minutes Dirk talks about eugenics and how he wants his future son to have blue eyes because that’s what a perfect boy should have.
Y’all really put only Ralph’s info in the description 😂😂😂
Loved the special
Here’s a UK spin on Hot Dogs (pigs in blankets) wrap the Frank with bacon then put it on the grill until the bacon is crispy, thank me later.
Gotta admit I watched it because of Ralph he’s so funny
fr and not becaue of Bert. i wish tom had the interview with Ralph
Let's goo put oak Cliff on the map
they have a la victorias in hayward ca, too
Dude, hes going to Winston Salem NC. Its such a small area, but decent place for NC. He needs to come out to Charleston SC
Betta his biggest fan I love it 😂
"don't ever talk back to your Mom.." that's what's up! We need more of that.. that's us.. AMERICAN MEXICANS ..
Duddddddde yes McCormick limón mayo the f n best the only one I ever get buuuut it's hard to find here in my small town and it is awesome . It actually has the consistency of like industrial mayo it more thick but it's amazing I even use it and mix it with the ranch packet and make limón mayo ranch spread .
Just great chemistry here 👏
“I got a career to protect” is crazy😭😭😭😭😂😂😂
i loveee Barbosa!! ♥️
Ralph you know you’re going places
Loved Ralph's Netflix Special. Honestly, a must watch.
About this episode though:
- You can't make a food joke to Bert cuz he focuses too much on the food and misses the joke 😅
- You absolutely can't trust Whitney Cumming's reasoning for shit... I know she's super successful and shit, but she really is nuts 😅
This was so funny !! 😂
I’m dead af, the family guy story was funny because I could relate 😂
As a Seattle guy visiting the bay, can confirm La Vic's slapped when I visited Los Gatos. Shit is so good
I love u guys Ralph and Bert. .
Y’all should def do a podcast called Ralph and Bert and this is at about the 10 min mark
Ralph will be one of the greats. Easillyyyyyyyy
Bert! Only 10 years to work out? My pops played basketball until his 70’s then switched to swimming.
On the hot sauce topic its hard to find in the states but look for porkies from yahualica jalisco the best hot sauce you can find with a good kik
Cool pod! From ATX
Ayeeee I was just thinking about Ralphy! Hope he's still hitting the Tour with you! 🔥🔥🔥
Just watched Ralphs netflix special and it was hilarious. Also saw him at the fully loaded tour in slc which everyone was hilarious..
Bro I never laughed this hard cooked out drunk and high god bless ya
Enjoy the alco drinks as special treat, that's how i do it, i barely drink these days, it's much better. For your brain and body
Timberwolves fan here. LOVE IT
its called a generation joint i used to do that all the time but would usually smoke more than a fifth initially....
Yo bert u know there is places where they can pay to pan dirt that is from a area with alot of gold
Bert saying hes been in ketosis for a month is the part where i can see joe in my head say shut the fuk up bert you are not 🤣🤣🤣🤣