Elon Musk's Starlink Hooks Remote Amazonian Tribe on The Worst of the Internet

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  • Опубліковано 30 вер 2024

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  • @Robodude_0528
    @Robodude_0528 3 місяці тому +99

    “We’re letting them into the party at the peak of insanity” underrated comment

  • @Gurglu_
    @Gurglu_ 3 місяці тому +99

    We wish the tribe well

  • @summaryjudgment
    @summaryjudgment 3 місяці тому +175

    I hope you don't think being on Rogan this week is an excuse to skip tomorrow's episode!

    • @FrenchCanadianGuy
      @FrenchCanadianGuy 3 місяці тому +14

      Of course he does....are you new here?

    • @Chameleon_daddi
      @Chameleon_daddi 3 місяці тому +2

      😂😂😂 Here's hoping

    • @FreakyTyeps3
      @FreakyTyeps3 3 місяці тому +2

      AMEN, HE'LL FUCKING TRY IT

    • @boosted2022
      @boosted2022 3 місяці тому

      Rogan is a hilarious joke now. Dude used to represent us normal people.
      Now he only represents the ultra wealthy elite in his circle.

    • @yemthegem222
      @yemthegem222 3 місяці тому +3

      You must be new here

  • @Cdyoung15
    @Cdyoung15 3 місяці тому +72

    Porn? Wait until these tribes in the Amazon find Tim Dillon. We translate it to their language and shit is really gonna go crazy

  • @patrickmulholland7496
    @patrickmulholland7496 3 місяці тому +69

    So technically, Elon Musk is they’re version of the ‘Annunaki’ 😂😂😂

    • @josephlittlefield2256
      @josephlittlefield2256 3 місяці тому +9

      As written, so it shall be.

    • @williamdaniels9728
      @williamdaniels9728 3 місяці тому +3

      So say we all.

    • @MikeMueller-jq4nb
      @MikeMueller-jq4nb 3 місяці тому +2

      Yes Elon musk is they are version of the ‘Annunaki’

    • @masterbrad89
      @masterbrad89 2 місяці тому +1

      @@MikeMueller-jq4nb😂😂😂

    • @pandavelli8176
      @pandavelli8176 Місяць тому

      @@MikeMueller-jq4nb. Well what do you think their supposed to do? They’re isn’t much to do they’re!

  • @MrSandmanatee
    @MrSandmanatee 3 місяці тому +28

    Ah yes, here we see the uncontacted Adidas tribe

  • @slapshotbigmac822
    @slapshotbigmac822 3 місяці тому +75

    We can’t have the simulation ,without everyone being plugged in

    • @zerosoma33
      @zerosoma33 2 місяці тому

      I was thinking this too

  • @SO-rb8wc
    @SO-rb8wc 3 місяці тому +42

    The don't look uncontacted at all

    • @PresidentMedici
      @PresidentMedici 3 місяці тому +10

      They aren't he said it wrong..they're just remote, deep in the bush

    • @King-O-Hell
      @King-O-Hell 3 місяці тому +5

      They were uncontacted until Elon called them on their new iPhones

  • @vonrichthofen5734
    @vonrichthofen5734 3 місяці тому +69

    Thats a nice gesture from Elon to also send some vintage Adidas bermudas to that "uncontacted" tribe along with his Starlink

    • @coteywallace7290
      @coteywallace7290 3 місяці тому

      Ya i don’t understand this whole “Uncontacted” claim. They are all walking around in modern clothes, and NeverMind how Elon just happened to find, communicate, and trade with some uncouth bushmen. Same as the Phony Amish Construction driving 4X4 trucks and using Child Labor while being exempt from OSHA.

    • @tylerislowe
      @tylerislowe 3 місяці тому +3

      clothes are everywhere. if you see a human not wearing clothes, it was a choice. most garbage is clothing or bottles/food waste. I know that you don't care but someone will 😃

    • @RR-1977
      @RR-1977 3 місяці тому +3

      @@tylerislowe you either missed the point or thought you were posting on Onlyfans.

    • @oakohcan
      @oakohcan 3 місяці тому +1

      @@tylerislowe full schizo Tim Dillon show viewer

    • @thatbroad5848
      @thatbroad5848 2 місяці тому +2

      Also surprisingly chubby. Looks quite North American from the silhouette!

  • @JagsFan95
    @JagsFan95 3 місяці тому +20

    Wait till people in the Amazon discover Amazon online

    • @neechie3o6
      @neechie3o6 3 місяці тому +2

      Amazon wants to hire the Amazonians.

  • @chrisanthony408
    @chrisanthony408 3 місяці тому +51

    dropping this right after they corrected the article and they said it wasn't true is hilarious

    • @traderjoss
      @traderjoss 3 місяці тому +6

      Are the pics showing them on starlink fake?

    • @victorespino5650
      @victorespino5650 3 місяці тому +7

      It's true. Just they're not all addicted.. that part is over exaggerated lol

    • @DavidM_GA
      @DavidM_GA 3 місяці тому +22

      They aren't addicted. They can quit anytime they want. :)

    • @louie480
      @louie480 3 місяці тому

      Tim Dillion and Joe Rogan probably KNEW THIS AFTER POSTING THEIR “PROPAGANDA “ or Randal Carlson selling his products 😅

    • @jeremywhite8639
      @jeremywhite8639 3 місяці тому

      I think tribes being displaced by logging is a real deal. Then being thrust into modern society because their forest home is destroyed is a real concern id imagine.

  • @rigfordthebarbarian2895
    @rigfordthebarbarian2895 3 місяці тому +15

    The Amazon rain forest, it's a real knife fight out there.

  • @TheTrendyPixel
    @TheTrendyPixel 3 місяці тому +18

    Nothing about what they are wearing says "uncontacted"

  • @McGussen
    @McGussen 3 місяці тому +33

    You know what they say, once you go tribal, you're gonna need a Bible.

  • @sheeraz_
    @sheeraz_ 3 місяці тому +12

    At least now the Marubo have access to Tim Dillon’s podcast

  • @burgesj7
    @burgesj7 3 місяці тому +13

    Bro I'm a single dad at 43
    I got bored online, they will too

  • @WestSideGorilla1980
    @WestSideGorilla1980 3 місяці тому +13

    Life in the big forest.

  • @aicraosrit
    @aicraosrit 3 місяці тому +17

    Lex Fridman goes to the Amazon Jungle...then this happens

  • @andrewk.7498
    @andrewk.7498 3 місяці тому +14

    There's a reason Starfleet had a prime directive

  • @matternst1442
    @matternst1442 3 місяці тому +7

    It’s amazing that even though completely uncontacted, they still developed adidas shorts.
    Crazy simultaneous invention there for sure 😂

  • @howardX81
    @howardX81 3 місяці тому +3

    I just hope we leave the Sentinel Island alone! Just leave them alone! Humanity is more than Technology!

  • @ariachoice
    @ariachoice 3 місяці тому +4

    Im addicted to this show. Timmy D ain't putting up with the bs and he tells ya straight up lol 😂 love it❤

  • @hammerandnails7594
    @hammerandnails7594 3 місяці тому +2

    Wait until they find out about conspiracy theories like pizzahook!! 😮 WARMODE

  • @Cisco3Pancho
    @Cisco3Pancho 3 місяці тому +2

    I’m sure the cartel has found a way to use the free WiFi

  • @joshuagoldstein8116
    @joshuagoldstein8116 3 місяці тому +4

    The first overweight Amazonian tribe. Unbelievable. Did Elon deliver Cap'n Crunch, too?!

    • @QuartzVideozYT
      @QuartzVideozYT 3 місяці тому

      Processed foods are cheaper and the jungle isn't always a stocked fridge.
      Some of the first forcibly obese people in North America were Native Americans on reservations many generations ago. The government made them so poor that they relied heavily on corn and probably processed sugar because its what they could afford.
      Not saying it's okay to be overweight but there's circumstances people don't bear in mind.

  • @plumbussmith
    @plumbussmith 3 місяці тому +5

    Those poor souls missed the 1960s-2000. Straight to 2024 😂😂

    • @pandavelli8176
      @pandavelli8176 Місяць тому

      Sucks they had to miss the 1990’s and 2000’s. Especially the 90’s.

    • @jessm8696
      @jessm8696 26 днів тому

      😂

  • @Pozativ1
    @Pozativ1 3 місяці тому +2

    Uncontacted? Then how'd they get shorts, flip flops, and a baseball hat?

    • @jessm8696
      @jessm8696 26 днів тому

      They’re not uncontacted - that was already cleared up lol. Just off grid I think

  • @thelonewrangler1008
    @thelonewrangler1008 3 місяці тому +10

    I almost married a woman that I was with for 7 years and had a house with, but as FB fine-tuned the delinquency algorithm around 2014-15ish, it took less than 2 years to ruin her completely. The feminist garbage, the jealousy of all the fancy things people posted online then being called toxic when trying to explain that nobody posts the bad stuff and she needs to stop comparing herself to them

    • @nuckels188
      @nuckels188 3 місяці тому +4

      Phorn gets the fellas, social media gets the broads

    • @yourmindondrums
      @yourmindondrums 3 місяці тому +4

      You dodged a massive bullet hombre

    • @zerosoma33
      @zerosoma33 2 місяці тому

      It affects everyone whether we know it or not. I went off Fb cold turkey for 4 years and then logged back on. Instantly addicted and within 3 weeks I was at the ER contemplating suicide. It’s one of the most toxic things ever.

  • @BillyDHughesDrums
    @BillyDHughesDrums 3 місяці тому +8

    But they had phones already?

    • @SirCbreeze
      @SirCbreeze 3 місяці тому +9

      Apparenly everyone forgot their common sense lol, they are also wearing modern clothes

    • @malvarezv97
      @malvarezv97 3 місяці тому +9

      These weren't uncontacted tribes, they were very remote tribes, who survive by themselves. There's a video out there of one of these tribes meeting a group of French documentarians who showed them pictures of the West and what it was like, and they didn't know about 9/11 or WW2 but they all knew about Michael Jackson.

    • @BillyDHughesDrums
      @BillyDHughesDrums 3 місяці тому +2

      @malvarezv97 Yeah, that's what I figured lol

  • @zampone
    @zampone 3 місяці тому +4

    Elon Musk is what Tim Dillon would be if he were a billionaire and not funny at all

    • @ScorpionP2C
      @ScorpionP2C 3 місяці тому +3

      If you dont think Elon is funny you might be from an uncontacted tribe

  • @Kmc9
    @Kmc9 3 місяці тому +3

    I work weekends and really rely on the free Saturday episode, as well as Sunday's patreon to help get me through. Come on Timmy.

  • @mrscruffles801
    @mrscruffles801 3 місяці тому +4

    "If industrial society breaks down, it had best break down sooner rather than later"

  • @zerosoma33
    @zerosoma33 2 місяці тому +1

    His zeal of technology allowed him to make one of the most irresponsible decisions in history.

  • @YouSnoozeYouNooze
    @YouSnoozeYouNooze 3 місяці тому +13

    Cake Farts is high art

  • @Bokertko
    @Bokertko 3 місяці тому +1

    This is an uncontacted Amazonian Tribe, cue guy in flip flips and a baseball cap

  • @jimboscooter432
    @jimboscooter432 3 місяці тому +7

    I'll bet any amount of money that Tim's not gay

    • @jessm8696
      @jessm8696 26 днів тому

      I wish. It’s the only thing stopping me from marrying him

  • @dustinh4175
    @dustinh4175 3 місяці тому +4

    The diaper spa sounds kinda nice tbh

  • @evanroy4143
    @evanroy4143 3 місяці тому +1

    Honestly I would say if I have abs and I’m not in a monogamous relationship; no cameras every time : only fans girls have to pay ME at least 2k

  • @drivethrupoet
    @drivethrupoet 3 місяці тому +1

    They arent that isolated if they speak some language common with some country, can read and have that clothing.

  • @justinfargas2367
    @justinfargas2367 3 місяці тому +1

    Just because you went on Rogan doesn't mean you can just now justify frivolously purchasing $6969 pairs of sunglasses. Whadda we doing here Bapa ⁉️ Timmy goes Baha mode on the sunglass game. Ever heard of it Daddy⁉️ 8 inches‼️ Good‼️

  • @McGussen
    @McGussen 3 місяці тому +4

    They're deep in there too.

  • @blueberries254
    @blueberries254 3 місяці тому +1

    my god what is with this editbot, i cant post anything

  • @Fecaldust
    @Fecaldust 3 місяці тому +1

    How are they so remote that they already have phones and computers?

  • @hospiceresident70
    @hospiceresident70 3 місяці тому +1

    You have to do more than 1 video every 15 days. I need more tim dillon

  • @zachlafond2652
    @zachlafond2652 3 місяці тому +1

    I started using the internet in the early 1990s. The 1st shit i was trying to access was porn and i did find pics (but they took forever to download pics at 2400 baud.

    • @jimboscooter432
      @jimboscooter432 3 місяці тому

      Kids these day have no idea how hard it was to jackoff with the video buffering every 5 seconds

  • @bazbazzer2822
    @bazbazzer2822 3 місяці тому +1

    Elon not the first man to the moon but the first man to bring porn to uncontacted tribes in the Amzon what a legend

  • @SirCbreeze
    @SirCbreeze 3 місяці тому +1

    Where did they get technology and modern clothes? Clearly not an "uncontacted" tribe lmao

  • @jennieraynes3430
    @jennieraynes3430 3 місяці тому +1

    Welcome to Hell 😂

  • @dazeitgeist
    @dazeitgeist 3 місяці тому

    I am absolutely shocked that Elon would do that!! Surely he is the one person intelligent enough to see that this would happen!!
    Are we sure this was Elon's idea?
    This is very baaaaaad😮😮

  • @Day-dreamer488
    @Day-dreamer488 3 місяці тому +1

    Disgusting

  • @datazndood
    @datazndood 3 місяці тому

    If you think in terms of the avatar movie, you wouldn’t even have to send in the marines but just drop off thousands of iPads like the Indians receiving blankets.

  • @biblicaltawk1948
    @biblicaltawk1948 3 місяці тому

    To my fellow Rothchilds - Tim is running crazy fake biz on Patreon

  • @mac73287
    @mac73287 3 місяці тому +1

    are you actually sure he gives any time to reading comments lol

  • @evanroy4143
    @evanroy4143 3 місяці тому +1

    Taylor swift at an arena LMFAO

  • @eloisewiehman7326
    @eloisewiehman7326 3 місяці тому +1

    Just add to the insane issues Elon needs to solve.

  • @Spoiledstoic
    @Spoiledstoic 3 місяці тому

    KEEP REPORTING ON CURRENT EVENTS. COMEDY IS THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE IT ANY SORT OF ENJOYABLE.

  • @Astinsan
    @Astinsan Місяць тому

    Tim.. imagine the money to be made as a shrink practicing there...🤔

  • @bloosart
    @bloosart 3 місяці тому +1

    People are the worst

  • @Astinsan
    @Astinsan Місяць тому

    Wonder if they ran it as a open wifi hotspot.. (vpn security product insert)

  • @27TheSlider
    @27TheSlider 3 місяці тому

    why in gods name is this show censoring swear words now?? the state of the tim dillon show in 2024 is a far cry from where it was a few years ago.

  • @huntervelicky7502
    @huntervelicky7502 3 місяці тому +1

    Love ya, Tim.
    Not in a gay way

  • @TheHugginMonkey625
    @TheHugginMonkey625 3 місяці тому

    Anyone else notice the shape of the prickly pear?

  • @TrumpTown
    @TrumpTown 3 місяці тому

    This show was good when Tim didn’t have his cuss words bleeped out

  • @RKur-bu1zv
    @RKur-bu1zv 3 місяці тому

    Yes. Women are getting addicted to shopping on Amazon

  • @michaelregan427
    @michaelregan427 3 місяці тому

    After Green Inferno, im not sure id gift this. After all that was real

  • @EmilyRose0
    @EmilyRose0 3 місяці тому

    "Uncontacted" wearing Adidas clothes and having a dad-bod from eating all that self hunted lean meat - sure Tim ;)

  • @Really377
    @Really377 Місяць тому

    You stop it Tim, damn it! 😂😂😂

  • @MrJrockallday
    @MrJrockallday 3 місяці тому

    They got contacted with Ross dress for less cloths

  • @zimbabs
    @zimbabs 2 місяці тому

    So Elon also gave them solar power & clothes?

  • @MrHarryc727
    @MrHarryc727 3 місяці тому

    Star Trek prime directive...Broken.

  • @SirJeffreyAllen
    @SirJeffreyAllen 3 місяці тому +2

    Tim watches CNN.
    And believes it.
    Doesn’t matter how many times they lie.
    Tim will repeat it as facts.
    If you know anything about anything Tim’s podcast is unwatchable

  • @Andrew-m2w
    @Andrew-m2w 3 місяці тому

    Hey tim, you should dress up as Cass Elliot.

  • @prismo4387
    @prismo4387 3 місяці тому

    Wasn't this proved to be false?

  • @dizziechef9502
    @dizziechef9502 3 місяці тому

    If he was he would stop Russell Grn.

  • @poppymoon777
    @poppymoon777 3 місяці тому

    Tim needs to do fake business with this tribe

  • @zachhesse9178
    @zachhesse9178 3 місяці тому

    They are living in nature and harmony

  • @gavinpretorius3564
    @gavinpretorius3564 3 місяці тому

    Tbf, wish i had access to internet p@rn.... had to deal with playboys kept in back of cupboards. Spent puberty in the storage cupboard :)

  • @timmit-s4d
    @timmit-s4d 3 місяці тому +2

    fake story

  • @zcvxs
    @zcvxs 3 місяці тому

    Elon wanted over 50 billion as a bonus this past year...but the board decided to let him have 45 billion dollars...as a bonus.
    A BONUS

  • @JamilaJibril-e8h
    @JamilaJibril-e8h 3 місяці тому

    I apologize on behalf of the people who don't think like normal human still thinking damaging others Brings survival...

  • @ArtsyFartsyLovers
    @ArtsyFartsyLovers 3 місяці тому

    🤟🤟

  • @Scottaaa
    @Scottaaa 3 місяці тому +1

    Fake news

  • @thomaslatth665
    @thomaslatth665 3 місяці тому

    Demon. But a novel approach, to getting indigenous tribes to move, rater than Bulldozers.

  • @kaecake9575
    @kaecake9575 2 місяці тому

    5:21 he almost broke character

  • @amandacollyer645
    @amandacollyer645 3 місяці тому

    And at no point did God Elon consider giving them....idk, farm tools, iodine tablets, medical supplies, anything at all useful?

    • @Nome_utente_generico
      @Nome_utente_generico 3 місяці тому

      God works in mysterious ways

    • @Guizambaldi
      @Guizambaldi 3 місяці тому

      God Gates is the one supposed to be doing this kind of stuff.
      Just to recap: God Elon for technology; God Bezos for logistics; God Gates for mercy; God Zuck for gossip; God Swift for the brokenhearted; and God Trump for...for... what is he for, anyways? Whatever...It's a polytheistic society.

  • @City-Hunter
    @City-Hunter 3 місяці тому

    WESTWORLD Scenario 1 starts

  • @colez6366
    @colez6366 3 місяці тому

    Whenever I want to give my neighbor’s my stance on life, I rattle on some Tim Dillion, often on full volume, and watch them run for the hills. The most peace I’ve got in a while. Thank you Tim D. Life in the big city

  • @RichardSmith-q1h
    @RichardSmith-q1h 3 місяці тому +1

    Or a flame thrower 🚬😎

  • @alexharcourt582
    @alexharcourt582 3 місяці тому

    This whole Indigenous uncontacted tribe pron thing could be big. LMAO

  • @austin5950
    @austin5950 Місяць тому

    11:45 😂 bro spitting fax

  • @thomashunt413
    @thomashunt413 3 місяці тому

    Uncontacted tribe wearing clothes from Kohl's?

  • @robertorhymes
    @robertorhymes 3 місяці тому

    Well if it was either an internet connection or pop tarts I don't know which would be more dangerous to a remote tribe

  • @philipargo
    @philipargo 3 місяці тому

    I enjoy Tim Dillon, but is there ever a time he is not yelling at you?
    [edit]: I love the cactus cock and ball, lol!

  • @monkey2god998
    @monkey2god998 3 місяці тому

    Thats 💯 a false story guys

  • @Opinion_Cars
    @Opinion_Cars 3 місяці тому +1

    0:33 annunaki

  • @PookelyP
    @PookelyP 3 місяці тому

    Hello Timothy Dillon🐙

  • @Charles-dm4sc
    @Charles-dm4sc 3 місяці тому

    Tipster is back?!?

  • @hrtdinasaurette3020
    @hrtdinasaurette3020 3 місяці тому

    Here in the U.K. trying to get my sweaty mitts on your book. No cigar. Can you give this sad old aunty a heads up on where to buy it ? 😊❤

  • @johnzero8923
    @johnzero8923 3 місяці тому

    Animal House ❤

  • @mrlong782
    @mrlong782 3 місяці тому

    the pizza man is here