Kevin: I'm mixing paint. Jack: Look sprinklers. Daithi: I'M DEAD! HELP ME! RT: I have killed both a boar and a bear in single combat. Worship me as a warrior god.
Kinda sad you left out the part where Kevin explains to you how he organises his shit by just throwing them in random boxes and making the others fix it for him, to which Daithi responds with something along the lines of "YEAH LIKE A HARDWORKING HOUSEWIFE WHO HATES HER LAZY HUSBAND!!" but more Irish and indiscernible. That was one of my favorite parts 😂
Daithi - the eldest: tired of everyone’s crap Jack - older middle child: attempts to actually survive the right way RT - younger middle child: silently watches things go down Kevin - youngest: radiates pure chaos
They actually have a potato farm that Jack built in previous streams, he was very into it, i think he was just a farmer and a chef for the majority of the previous stream haha
kevin: builds a big ramp sean: breaks big ramp daithi: gets mad about big ramp dan: single handedly kills a bear with a pointy stick while dying of dehydration. one of these things is not like the others.
Jack: "what's happening? why are we turning?" me: "Kevin was mixing paint" Kevin: "I was mixing paint" JFHDHDHD IT JUST GETS PROGRESSIVELY MORE ANGRY AT KEVIN
1:06 "Oh! thats Finbar...". For a second i thought they where taking about me! Thats the first time i've heard my name anywhere other than the rubber-dubbers.
14:44 *Daithi* "Oh, Kevin, you didn't think that one through." *Kevin* "Well you didn't fuckin' think about it even when I was explaining to you, did ya?""
The lads when they paly one player games: Chaotic Evil. All of them all the time. The lads when the play together: RT True Neutral. The player who just wants the others to have a good time. Jack Lawful Neutral Munchkin Nogla Lawful Evil Rules lawyer Terrorizer Chaotic Evil Min-maxer Kevin Chaotic Neutral guy who rolled up an OP character with CHA 20 as a joke and got way, way to attached.
I wouldn't say Dan, Sean and Daithi are chaotic evil on one player games though. Dan can be that way sometimes but they mostly try to complete the games properly.
In Kevin’s defence, when he raises the anchor without telling anyone he does at least just spin the raft around instead of sailing off without them. Sure it’s still utter chaos, but I guess it could be worse?
Welcome to the New Animal Crossing where instead of befriending villagers and catching sharks, the villagers are trying to kill you and the sharks are trying to catch you
Not even 30 seconds in and I'm already laughing. RT: "Why is this so high?" Sean: "Uh, how else are ya gonna break yer ankles, Dan?" Edit: I fixed RT's name.
AH FUCK WE'RE LOST AT SEA
hello
i’m a big fan
How unfortunate..
ITS ALL GONE TO SHIT
hungy
Rt: Trying to assimilate
Jack: Trying to survive
Daithi: Trying to stop Kevin
Kevin: Trying to *attain heaven*
I mean, hes already got way over 36 souls under his belt, so hes on the right track
KEVIN OVER HEAVEN!
He just needs to travel to florida and wait for the new moon
Акежан Толеухан Truly made in Heaven
Kevin will end the universe and create a new one
“Surely you can swim?”
“I’M DEAD!”
*Understandable, have a nice day*
Yes
Dan is like the father who is trying to play with his kids but is utterly clueless half the time
In this case it’s more like he’s the smart older brother. Nogla is the angry dad and Jack is the nurturing mum with Kev the Kid.
Yea
Now we wait for Brian to be washed upon this raft.
@@jammeranimated2627
Either he's as level headed as Dan (and Nogla drives him insane) or he joins in the chaos
Kevin 100% has younger brother energy
kevin in singleplayer games: an unhinged lunatic with a god complex
kevin in multiplayer games: a literal infant
Grognak from the fallout series....Is proof of this o0o
I mean, from what I have seen of my younger cousins most infants are unhinged lunatics with a god complex...
I fail to see any distinction.
Bold of you to assume infants don't have god complex
Nogla: “no no don’t kill the llama!”
RT: “ok”
*next clip*
RT: holding meat
unus
@@willoween-witch anus
Unus
@@ChonkedCat Annus
Unus
0:48 "I'm good, I was milked earlier this morning."
So are we going to just gloss over that?
It appears so.
Yes
just a day in the life of daniel
Let's not forget the goat is also male
Just a man in a healthy relationship
Kevin: I'm mixing paint.
Jack: Look sprinklers.
Daithi: I'M DEAD! HELP ME!
RT: I have killed both a boar and a bear in single combat. Worship me as a warrior god.
He also were the medic of the group.
He rescued them so many times.
I love everything about this comment
@@alien5520 As do I
all hail
Then faints to dehydration.
"he died like a true warrior, screaming for water"
Chad RT soloing a bear with a sharp stick while dying of dehydration. This is the content we come for!
WORSHIP OUR IRISH GOD OF BLOODSHED
And then Kevin, our hero who ran across the island to save Dan
Is this the Revenant?
@@sanguineregis5354 BLOOD FOR THE DRIFT GOD
And half health
Irish sailors trying to find a new home after fleeing from the famine
2 Irish sailors and an imposter
@@topevan2918 but but theres 4 people
@@trla6505 cant you see his pfp?
Thats him
ton
I thought Dan and Kevin were just split personalities of the same person?
“What are we doing why are we turning?”
“I’m mixing paint”
Leave it to these guys to design a paint mixer that requires spinning the entire ship.
"HOW DOES MIXIN PAINT TURN THE WHOLE DAMN SHIP?"
Timestamp?? LMAO
@@dusksunsetio6042 3:13
@@hp22h78 thank u
Kinda sad you left out the part where Kevin explains to you how he organises his shit by just throwing them in random boxes and making the others fix it for him, to which Daithi responds with something along the lines of "YEAH LIKE A HARDWORKING HOUSEWIFE WHO HATES HER LAZY HUSBAND!!" but more Irish and indiscernible. That was one of my favorite parts 😂
gimme a times stamp in the stream, i gotta hear this.
Agreed. We need to hear this
I don't even think I could decipher what Daithi said at that point
@@extremistgarchomp4950 the more angry he becomes, the more his Irish shows.
RT took down a bear single handedly. He is strongest Irish.
That's a very russia thing for an irish person.
But not the pur3st
And Kevin came like an angel to pick him up
The strafe game is stong with him.
@@dg2o7 If they still had the ramp, Kevin could have literally been the angel that took RT to Heaven.
Daithi - the eldest: tired of everyone’s crap
Jack - older middle child: attempts to actually survive the right way
RT - younger middle child: silently watches things go down
Kevin - youngest: radiates pure chaos
If you flip RT and Kevin you have me and my siblings described perfectly
I can confirm this is how me and my three brothers act
Kevin is a mood XD
@@mitchf7558 u gotta tell us which sibling u are now
@@lolololololutrythcfy second youngest so I kinda of just watch everything unfold. It’s been absolute chaos in the house for the whole year.
alternative title: daithi losing his shit w kevin for 19 mins straight
Do you mean the whole Raft series 😂
You can say that about any Irish Lads video lol
Video: starts
Nogla?: “OOOOsthantheybothyfeeshnodanyonothefeeshno”
HAHAHAA
"Ohh so we've missed ya as well, we'll have to get you up to speed now"
So Jack, Kevin, and Daithi decided they need Dan to babysit them after all
I like how Irish people act increasingly Irish in larger groups
Imagine being the navy and u find a bunch of irish guys stranded at sea who built a ramp that does not obey the laws of physics
If I was the navy general I'd sail the other way
@@RandomL0s3r navy general?
@@8vantor8 Yeah, as opposed to Navy Specific.
@@CairnOwl as opposed to an airman sailing away
@@RandomL0s3r ... admiral?
The dicotomy of Daithis anger and RTs wholesomeness is wild
Daithi is pretty much a rage-aholic. He's unhinged, like I would not want to go out drinking with that dude
I can heavily relate to Daithi, as I too get extremely angry for no fucking reason.
Update, turns out it's a symptom of ADHD. Wowza! Boy do I wish my psychiatrist had told me about it instead of just shoving pills down my throat.
@@yesterdaystomorrow5510 good info, stealing that for when I finally get to see my psychologist
"I was milked earlier this morning"
RT please, we need context
Jesus
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
We do need context, I’m thinking of non-monetizable content RT may have had with Jesse
Let's not forget the goat is also male
Surprisingly enough, there weren't as many potatoes being grown as I thought
They actually have a potato farm that Jack built in previous streams, he was very into it, i think he was just a farmer and a chef for the majority of the previous stream haha
Can we appreciate the fact that RT who is farily new to the game compared to the others
Singlehandedly killed a bear whilst dying of dehydration
The biggest threat on the open ocean is Kevin
XD yea
This made me burst out laughing ajdha
kevin: builds a big ramp
sean: breaks big ramp
daithi: gets mad about big ramp
dan: single handedly kills a bear with a pointy stick while dying of dehydration.
one of these things is not like the others.
I think it’s number 3
It's Sean cause he joins in with Kevin's shenanigans, but that is the complete opposite...
9:01
“I was almost at heaven.”
WEST VIRGINIA!
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
@@lucasiano4290 younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze
@@eazy8579 COUNTRY ROADS, TAKE ME HOME
TO THE PLACE, I BELONG!
Daithi: the angry eldest child
Jack: the suffering middle child
Kevin: the chaotic youngest child
Rt: the only child cousin who's along for the ride
The world isn't ready for when the pandemic ends and all the lads can hang out irl
I'm waiting for the IKEA hide and seek
I am looking forward to this almost as much as I am looking forward to freely hanging out with my friends again lmao
The Pandemic isn’t going to end. They announced the existence of a galactic federation of aliens today. It’s the bloody end uh da werld.
*laughs in 8 months later*
@@theogkaleb4150 what was this in reference to?
"I was milked earlier this morning"
Bruh
I guess Plumbella finally got to see his apartment?
Dan: Kills a bear singlehandedly.
Also Dan: Dies from dehydration afterwards.
14:29 - 14:34 Imagine if at that exact moment, the shark had jumped 15ft in the air and started eating the goat pen in front of everyone.
I was honestly expecting something like that to happen.
Sean: "WHY DID YOU BRING HIM TO ME??"
Kevin, in a feeble voice: "I thought you could help me :("
I love these dumbasses so much
12:10
4:20
I got to this comment the moment he said it lol
"We don't need to explain Kevin to you" looool
"What am I doing wrong?"
Famous last words
Jack: "what's happening? why are we turning?"
me: "Kevin was mixing paint"
Kevin: "I was mixing paint"
JFHDHDHD IT JUST GETS PROGRESSIVELY MORE ANGRY AT KEVIN
Based on their history with pirate ships, I'm sure absolutely nothing will go wrong
1:06 "Oh! thats Finbar...". For a second i thought they where taking about me! Thats the first time i've heard my name anywhere other than the rubber-dubbers.
Dan: "FUCK it's a bear!!"
Kevin: "Kevin hungieee!!"
This man has his priorities straight.
0:48 "No I'm good I was milked this morning" WTF RT?!
James has some explaining to do
Nobody has milked your Eel this smorning? That's sad how do you get out of bed without a quick milking?
This has the energy of going to your friends house and their parents just start arguing while you’re there
Watching this after only watching Kevins streams really surprises me with how much none ramp building this game has.
That tall structure of planks proves my airtight game theory:
The Irish built the Spire
Dan: _kills a bear on his own_
Also Dan: _dies of thirst_
Must have been the adrenaline.
petition to rename the game to Ramp in memoriam to Kevin's passion project
also RIP Glashnok 2020-2020
You're gone, but not forgotten
He didn't put the GLASHNOK part in the video and I'm sad :(
I like how Kevin's accent gets thicker when he plays with the lads
I will forever love how they got progressively more irish as time goes on
14:44 *Daithi* "Oh, Kevin, you didn't think that one through."
*Kevin* "Well you didn't fuckin' think about it even when I was explaining to you, did ya?""
This is old but Jesus I’ve never heard Kevin swear at someone like that before
The fact that Rt single handedly killed a bear while being dehydrated and away from any sort of help is amazing
"I found a donkey!"
*Donkey bounces away down the hill*
"Wha- *DAT'S A LLAMA!"*
"Has he got kids? Can we kill them too?!"
Never change Dan, never change.
*everyone screaming in pain*
RT: All good lads, just going to explore
Clearly hydration bars RT's power, he knew nothing about the game whilst hydrated but then when thirsty killed a bear singlehandedly
*sees llama*
"There's another goat here"
"I found a donkey"
"I'll Save you!!!" *proceeds to miss every arrow*
Man, this sounds like every road trip/group project ever.
"I WAS ALMOST TO HEAVEN!"
(in the distance) "~west vergina"
Hearing "Kevin hungy" while a bear is attacking is exactly why I'm here
“No, I’m good, I was milked this morning.”
*_Excuse me?_*
mmm
Automated captions trying to figure out what Kevin is saying is hilarious
“That’s not your BID”
The Irish is so strong in this video, that I, an Australian got an ad for some Irish band called the High Kings.
I don't understand why they keep bringing Kevin on these *survival* quests
He did build like 90% of the raft though
Kevin is in every Irish lads video I think
well he DID save Dan
@@CraicDealer
And like 60% was his ramp lol
They did not bringed him, he summoned himself to play with them
The lads when they paly one player games: Chaotic Evil. All of them all the time.
The lads when the play together:
RT True Neutral. The player who just wants the others to have a good time.
Jack Lawful Neutral Munchkin
Nogla Lawful Evil Rules lawyer
Terrorizer Chaotic Evil Min-maxer
Kevin Chaotic Neutral guy who rolled up an OP character with CHA 20 as a joke and got way, way to attached.
I wouldn't say Dan, Sean and Daithi are chaotic evil on one player games though. Dan can be that way sometimes but they mostly try to complete the games properly.
*bear chases RT* “Sounds like you should have stayed in the pack.”
1 second later
“Ah bear bear!”
Nogla: The Stressed-out Dad
Kevin: The Problem Child
Jack: The Cheerful Uncle
Dan: The Younger Brother
Lesson one: Kevin
Lmao
Lesson two: Kevin
Lmao
Game: Raft
UA-cam: Minecraft
This is so true and I understand what it is trying to say
I'm getting is kevin and QI
Kevin: Fortnite
Well, it's got raft in it...
"Surely you can swim."
"I'M DEAD. And don't call me Shirley."
“No, I’m good, I was milked this morning.”
- RTGame, 2020
"You get along like a house on fire" is a new one 🤣
Im almost sure that this is exactly how it would go if they were all stuck on a raft together.
"See dan you've played with kevin alot before" -jacksepticeye 2020
Daniel, Kevin, or Sean: Does something slightly wrong
Dahi: Unintelligible Screaming
*Daithi
In Kevin’s defence, when he raises the anchor without telling anyone he does at least just spin the raft around instead of sailing off without them. Sure it’s still utter chaos, but I guess it could be worse?
He completely left out Daithi's missing pants :(
Technically, so did Daithi.
Welcome to the New Animal Crossing where instead of befriending villagers and catching sharks, the villagers are trying to kill you and the sharks are trying to catch you
Ah yes, the Irish are well known for their sailing skills
Believe it or not, this is them working together.
Our heroes didn't expect, that the ramp was their only hope for survival.
Alternative title: three Irish lads wage war against each other while Dan calmly explores the ocean
Irish Lads group videos feel like a group of theater majors getting wasted and then trying a group standup comedy set
Not even 30 seconds in and I'm already laughing.
RT: "Why is this so high?"
Sean: "Uh, how else are ya gonna break yer ankles, Dan?"
Edit: I fixed RT's name.
Ireland is about to take over the eart
Edit: spelling
I mean yes they are the only survivors
Hello people, I have arrived after only two minutes
I think you mean the eart
@@solesey2292 shit u right, I'll fix my mistake ASAP
@@PureheartFisher lol
They killed the mother bear?! Usually you're supposed to distract it with the berries, but you killed it instead! Woah!
"I'm good i was milked earlier this morning" -RTgame 2020
'No I'm good, I was milked this morning'
Rt is everything okay at home
Sounds like everything's _great_ at home.
"I was milked this morning."
Oh no... no... I don't like that at all.
I can't believe Kevin recreated the Ziggurat from Pathologic
My dumbass just remembered it's called the Polyhedron. _Anyways~_
That bear slaying was the most impressive feat I think I, or anyone else on this godforsaken planet, have ever seen.
I figured you’d be better friends with bran considering he’s 50% you
7:48 Wow, that’s a plank ton! Get it? Because they’re in the ocean with- okay I’ll go now
2:22 "Quantum Dahi, if you look directly at him, he stops existing."
I never realized how amazing that joke was xD
the real question is why did kevin go to the bears home
Kevin just watching from a bush as RT single-handedly kills the bear and dehydrates himself
Daniel: I’m alright, I was milked earlier this morning.
Me: I’m sorry, W H A T?!?!
"I was milked earlier this morning"
RT why did you say this
Today I learned Raft has complex land-based gameplay. Here I thought it was all at sea.
that solo bear kill under those conditions. like dicaprio in Revenant. RT is a legend
Kevin building the god damn polyhedron, stop him
I love how Dan just calmly explores the island and harvests stuff without a care as the others are dealing with a bear that is wrecking their life.