Medieval Music - 'Hardcore' Party Mix
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- Опубліковано 31 тра 2024
- The most rhythmic, upbeat, party medieval music out there, put together in a mix.
0:00 La Suite Meurtriere - Vox Vulgaris
4:25 La Segonda retroencha - Martin Best Medieval Ensemble
5:52 Salterello [I] - Instanpitta
11:08 Rokatanc - Vox Vulgaris
15:01 Rassa, tan creis e monta e poia - Martin Best Medieval Ensemble
17:01 Salterello -Trotto [II] - Instanpitta
21:57 Spanish Bombs - Vox Vulgaris
24:09 Au Temps D'auost - Martin Best Medieval Ensemble
25:27 Amarcatu - Os Trabucos
29:58 Odisete - Os Trabucos
33:59 Tempus transit gelidum - Martin Best Medieval Ensemble
36:42 Esek Bayrami - Vox Vulgaris
do I hear chastity belts dropping?
Belts.
... belts!
Unfortunately one did not drop fast enough
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you sir, have made my day
Oopsiaesse!!! Doth I doeth that? Myne badness then. Blesse me I shall turneth round to retrievest myne safetyguarde afore this pied-piper musike taketh me completely away from the remainings of my sensible senses.
Whatever happens in the silk route, stays in the silk route.
Medical student rule #1!
Medical student Remember to bring cracked onions when traveling the silk road
Bringeth on the ale and wenches!
Troncoso you're right
Everything except the plague it seems.
when you finally get your trebuchet license
Thou speaketh the truth
Tis True my fair gentleman or lady
I shit you not f-head your king is trebucheching the cia right now lol, got um trapped and about to release the trebecye lol
thou shall spare me 10 shillings
When you're a servant and these tunes slap harder than thy lord's hand
LOL
😂😂😂
I beg of thee, do stoppeth with these comments. The amusement they produce - given voice to in the form of laughter - doth wreak havoc with my productivity.
Lol 😂😂😂
It doth be liketh that
Came for the music, stayed for the comments
same!
Came for the music, came for the comments*
*And by the 2nd 'came' I mean ejaculating through my penis, just to make sure there are no misunderstandings
You have 666 likes. You sir, are a demon. And with this music, I will reduce your number to 665 !
IT'S ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON
M'LORD?!
MDM 1492 less talking, more raiding
My sword is my life and honour
I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL!
PLANT YOUR GRANARY SIRE
This mix is harder than my bread
These tracks be hitting like ship biscuits & scurvy.
Harder than medieval bread?
Place thy hands in the air and wave them about as if thou carest not.
Cry ye "woot"!
@@imanacerproclaimeth it! All ye in yonder past the stables, we canst hear thou.
Shakespearean English so a few dentures after this
This is Middle English-era more, like Chaucer
@@mareksicinski3726 Yes, but Anglo-Saxon and Middle English are much harder to understand compared to Shakespearian English. Besides, it’s a joke!
😂😂
Ugh, this is so 1170s. Give me some 940 classics.
Mate, you kids aint seen nothing. Back in my day, those Roman parties we had in Pompeii back in 79. Im tellin ya, it was an absolute blast.
Hannah N GIVE ME SOME FRANK STYLE DEAREST SIRE
kek... I was born in wrong generation. todays music suck
set quality to 10p for real experience
Roman Swine
*(BUBONIC PLAGUE INTENSIFIES)*
don't believe him, he is but a liar
*rubs boils on you in a most seksi manner*
Khajiit has no time for the plague
JohnMan Fc Gotta sell some skooma.
Oh shit the guards quickly hide it!
*gives all skooma and stolen items to follower*
The year is 2022
Plague: Check
War brewing in Eastern Europe: Check
Rich nobles getting richer off of the peasants: Check
Civil Strife: Check
Looks like its time for Medieval Music - 'Hardcore' Party Mix
💀💀
🥶💀
As we try to explain to others the Soviet Union & Warsaw Pact dissolved in the early 90s, but the international armed forces of NATO pushed eastward since, and the NATO summit of 2008 to include Ukraine & George has been what Russia is reacting to. And the rich nobles are the central bankers...
At least they didn't have climate change or deepfakes
@@stevenavakian5250 "NATO summit of 2008 to include Ukraine & George has been what Russia is reacting to" go learn history clown
Dropped harder than Europe's population during the plague
Cool Paracelsus profile picture 👌
See this is one of the reasons why I come back to this mix…
proto mame tak vysoky morovy sloup v Olomouci ,aby jsme mohli chlastat pivo vice a vice ! 🙂
Or even dropped from tall bridge with the moment of impact?
@@jerryczech953lol
That first track is killer. I looked up the group and learned that one of the members helped create The Pirate Bay lol
Great! Now we can talk like pirates too!
Yarr!
He stole from the rich and gave to the poor!
What kind of Pirate Bay are we talking about here? Medieval? A bay? Full of pirates? Or is this some modern devilry? Please enlighten the dim of brains.
+Tomasz Wota (Xupicor) hyahjh!
How can this be on UA-cam if there was no internet in the middle ages?
For the same reason as 90's rap clips - CDs.
I honestly don't get that "you must be fun at parties" response. People who say that are usually the definition of a guy who's not fun at parties. Who was it even directed to here?
it was meant for me!
Khajiit Keshash CD's ??? Could you elaborate? :O
***** Me?
I’d imagine bards playing this at a medieval tavern New Years Eve 999, that must’ve been a wild party.
They were feeling it, "partying like it was 999" to inspire Prince a millenium later
Feareth the Y1K bug at which hour all h'rses suddenly wend astray and falleth into ditches.
dude lol... they probly partied the entire year away. thats what i woulda done
What level bard would you have to be to master this 40 minute song?
@@agaba5500that's what I'm still doing!
wasn't actually thinking this would slap this hard. came for laughs, stayed for vibes.
Same. I thought I was gonna dip real quick and now I'm still jamming on my porch 😂
Que bello comentario😊
when you pretend to be sick infront of your wife to avoid church then finaly make it to the tavern on a sunday
+JoeRingo118 wtf did i just read
You dropped that old english pretty quick there.
When you nail a few complaints about your local church on the door and suddenly the popes excommunicating you
JoeRingo was writing in the style of early modern English (the language of Shakespeare and the King James Bible). Middle English is the language of Chaucer and would be something like 'Wyfe, betaken I amme of plague and nat can I nat a go a chirche-ward, nerily.' It can just about be understood by modern English speakers. Old English is very different and has a different alphabet requiring a bit of study to understand it.
Rawr xd
TheeTube
_lmao_ :}
Truly thou art a grammar Anabaptist.
Thou hast made me lol.
Behold and lo! a funny comment has been made!
teatube?
2022 AD, leaving my annual appreciation comment here. This is the best YT comment section of all times.
Try " the oldest known Melody " video comments. They are also hilarious.
best comments in the entire Realm of UA-cam
thee fairest scribbles of thou tube
Every time I come here it feels like I am in the middle ages
These scribes belong in Arthurian legends.
verily
agreed
These beats are sicker than the plague
That comment is hotter than Joan's pyre
These jokes are more rotten than the bread I have to live off of
+King Jon Stark shut up heretic. Vive la pucelle d'orleans.
***** thou art kenching with much vigour and enthusiasm I see
I thought they were hotter than a witch burning
Returning here after a few years to catch up on the tunes I missed 500 years ago. Good to see some fellow brethren!
Hail fellow 👋 , well met!
I read this (after several beers mind you) as "Returning here after 500 years..." and I was imagining a mage returning to their favorite tunes in the future.
I remember first showing my ankles to these songs. So nostalgic
Scandalous harlot
Heresy
@@doomgronthewitcher6514 Hearsay
@@justaweeb9086 Objection
Harlot!
When the price of bread drops from 3 shillings to 2 shillings.
This comment is probably the best
Wheneth thy lord spares 3 shekels instead of the normal 2 shekels.
when you are working the fields and your feudal master let's you finish before sundown.
lol
Actually the middle ages had lots and lots of holidays. They've removed on average roughly 8-9 holy days per century since then (yes, they had that many).
+Du de Normaundie yea but nowadays we have saturdays off and most people don't spend all sunday at church.
only...he wont let you finish before sundown...There where no "take the rest of the day off"
when you are working in the factory and your factory owner lets you have a lunch break.
This mix is unironically 80% of the reasons why I have a degree.
I listen to it from time to time while working on my phd so... Relatable ! Not even a medieval-themed PhD btw
I remember coming home from my first war to my wife and my 5 children at the age of 15 and listening to this masterpiece
🤣🤣🤣
15? Calm down, old man
On point
15? Get your ass back to the nursing home
To you're third wife because the 2 first ones died while giving birth
Straight Outta Constantinople
Spot on!
Alex-motherfucking-ander.
Istanbul
Praye I find something of thine wording a bit lost in translation. Please translate, fore we are of the simplest of meekfolk.
What, you mean Miklagard?
Thou used to calleth me on thy carrier pigeon.
When'st there night hath fallen, thou hath needeth mine affection
Knoweth I when the message cometh forth, tis but a single meaning it has, forsooth
Eer the tyme since thou hast departeth hither village, thou weareth less and goeth outward more. Travelest thou to yon partes and hangeth thou out with wenches of ill repute
Dude this lowkey made my day 😂😂
Did þou?
@@Jack1rules And he busts out the thorn.
Lady beheld the apfel-bottom'd trousers,
Yon booties with the pelt [the pelt]
The whole meadhall gazed upon her,
She got all on the ground,
Lady got low, I say, Low low.
thanks for the amazing contribution to this comment section
About bruno , we shallnt talketh
You perfect genius
@@JihadiJesus np
@@pearl9830 thx
I can´t believe 1.000 years have passed. How time flies........
About 700 to 800...
when thy crops are bountiful, thy daughters wed, and thy village safe from witchcraft
Verily, that shalt be a good day indeed. Tis shameful that it has yet to happen.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
You mean thy 14 year old daughters we’d..
Nynnah Jovieh Liray but of course what else would i mean
Black and Moonlight it shalt be the best of days
*When 2 of thy 16 children survive the winter.*
Michal Mourek 😂
*svrvive
Alas that would be a black day in deed
Ayyy
thine*
This takes me back. These tunes were all the rage when I did my gap year in the Crusades. I really found myself and matured so much, slashing the heads of the heathens as a Knight Templar in the name of holy Christendom. Tell you what, it really made my UCAS application shine!
Bien parler , camarade !
In our times kids did not have iphones with their tik toks and fancy gadgets but we've had great music, six siblings who died in infancy and father who passed out drunk near the forest to be eaten by pack of wolves, but today kids don't appriciate simple joys of life like that, only kids from 80s of XIIth century can understand real joys of life.
I played this in my car and it turned into a horse.
It was very difficult to try to explain it to the insurance company.
Was the music still playing?
Cyberspine How odd. Mine turned into a fixed counterweight trebuchet.
Ocareening By which you can launch a 90kg object 300 m.
Cyberspine not a wagon?
Beat dropped harder than Harold of England.
Too soon,man. Too soon
I swear before this company that I shall fight to the death for my King. If my King or my Lord shall die, I shall take his place and fight as he would have fought. If any man here see me taken with weak heart and run away he shall remind me of this pledge made here before my kin.
+BerzerkEwok more like 1066
+BerzerkEwok more like 1066
Or Harold Sigurdson 'Hardrada', king of Norway and Varangian proud...
When I say I like old school music, this is what I mean
❤😂YES.
Barely any school music
When you dance so hard to the beat that the villagers think you’re possessed and banish you to a nearby forest where you encounter a most handsome band of Sprites and Elves who proclaim you as their Fairy Queen
Damn, that sounds like a dream come true
Yes, of course, medieval = fantasy. Yes quite. Yes. THOU WOULD BE MURDERED BY HIGHWAYMEN FOOL
Oh, la magia existe y puede llegar a ser realidad solo basta desear con mucha fuerza❤
im only 300 years old and i listen to this
all my classmates only listen to mozart and shit
i was born in the wrong generation
Only XIV kids will remember this.
Music died in 1452.
Taxtro
As did the byzantine empire
Pfft. This is nothing. Give me the good ol' days when we just sat around the fire and played our flutes made of birds' bones and mammoth ivory. *That* was music.
K.E.L. •
And don't forget the log-drums played with stones!
whene thy neighbor is hangede for wychcraft, but thou art the true wych
*vvene thy neighbor is hanged for vvichcraft, but thou art ye tru vvich.
Relatable
Because sigils
And
Palindrome incantations 🤩⚡️💫
Mia Jones sneak 100
proud to be the 666th like
nigga waitin for the next serie of titans more than for anti-plague vaccine
When you're a young noble woman about to be married off to an obese, French prince, but he dies of gout.
This prince was an old man, aged 35.
*And he was your cousin
The four Vox Vulgaris hit hard. How did we forgot such bangers ?
Quit your hivemind talk. Obviously no one forgot it. It's on this video .
@@billywithnomandy4159 Thu's shall be remembered !
When thy tax collector is called to his 40 days of military service.
Þe byrg is aloof with joy on such a day
@ֆɨʍɨօռ ʊֆαȶօv̟ thou speak in strange tongues. Wher art thy from, jou myghty adventurer
@ֆɨʍɨօռ ʊֆαȶօv̟ thine cryes are but proof of weaknesse. Get back up, oh ye king
Thoum persons appear to havest caught thoumselvese in a confusede. Thy king and his holy majestye suggestere that thoum shall kill thoumselves! To the hanging block!
Whence thy seventh child reaches the age of three without dying
I started listening to this while I was studying medieval history for my archeology degree almost 8 years ago, I fell in love with the comments (and procrastinated A LOT laughing at them), got the degree, started second degree on literature and here I am again for spanish medieval literature. If this isn't a safe space I don't know what is....
yoooo do u have a job cause im interested in all that but idk if its like possible to do as a career
@@gemmafeltovich6130 sorry girl, there's no job for us dreamers... Got into the second degree cause the first one is just sitting on the wall
@@Em-fw5lf rip T_T thanks for being honest lol. have any of the degrees been useful?
@@gemmafeltovich6130 yeah, the second one is going to, a lot of people want to learn Spanish in my country, I already have students but need the degree for the legality of it. Archeology was my dream career but unless you have that family money to keep you fed while you get masters and PhDs there is no stability nor money in it
@@Em-fw5lf i'm sorry you weren't able to continue with archaelogy-- it sucks that higher education is so expensive. if you managed to get those higher expensive degrees, do you think you would've been able to stay in that field?
also do you think spanish medieval literature as opposed to spanish cultural studies or linguistics or something is significant, or does it lead to the same thing? like is the medieval literature part just a fun extra thing for you or is it specifically useful? just curious; i'm in university and i'm going to major (or maybe minor) in spanish, but i'm not sure what track i'm going to take with it. i really like modern latin american literature and iberian history/politics, and those don't really go together, but oh well.
(sorry if this is weird, i'm just really curious since my interests are really similar... no pressure but if you wanted to you could email me at onlythesun321@gmail.com, just cause this feels like a weird conversation to have in a youtube comment section lol)
When the plauge has been raging for 2 years but you gotta party like it's 1299
Plague didn't exist in 1299
@@robinrehlinghaus1944 or now!
Me at the bar.
*waitress - What will you take?
*me - I WILL TAKE JERUSALEM!
good comment. 10/10 #deusfuckingvult
Seto Kaiba :D rating yourself 10/10?:D
lol. that is next level self-love.
Haha that's great!
classic meme
lofi beats to kill/duel to
verily
Best comment out here
Studying for a history test to this right now
Lmaoth
I am not proud of the sound I just made out of my mouth.
This started playing automatically for me while listening to French medieval music and the first song made me think "man this is a bit of a banger" and checked the video, saw the title and was like "yeah that makes sense" party on brethren
Party on Garth
When the live chicken you tied to your armpit cures you of the plague
When the Baron only taxes 70% of your crop yield
Harken! Beware, yonder "Green New Deal" this way doest cometh breathing fire!
When thy lover has sent an ankle portrait.
Billy Playz69
That's medieval music not victorian.
Aye, in medieval times there was no such thing as "prudeness".
dude, peasants fucked all day long and got like 15 children
Thank you !!
Scandal!
Remembering my teenage days in the 1000s and the bards in my town partying a bit too hard... Good old times...
"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. Tis a silly place!"
"We have no lord".
I had a dream I was eating a cheese that tasted of apple pie anyone else have that dream?
_Mine milkshake endues all the sires to the yard_
Thou truly has the finest cow for thy milk wobbling.
_why_
@@Yukkuri_Yakumo why not
Thy lord has blessed this comment section
😂😂😂
shits so lit it burned down Alexandria
Which one?
i was in those time's myself in just one of my hundreds of pervious life time incarnation's you think it is bad now you should have lived in those time's!
too soon.
2 soon 2 furious
Praetorian - you're right except for the fact that you're fucking wrong. The Library of Alexandria was destroyed centuries before Islam even existed, and the city was also conquered a couple times long before then. use google, it's your friend.
When the king only took 98% of your freshly harvested barley.
**Dabeth**
Still slaps after all these years! Seems just like yesterday I requested “Vox Vulgaris” from my favorite DJ Aldwine of Osenay. Best DJ ever hired down at the Pig and Sword. He died of dysentery a few months later but until then, he was 🔥
I'm gonna party like it's 1399.
OMG.
"Now don't be vain, and don't be whiney, or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your hiney!"
Yeah back to the 90s ;)
Party like it's Pentecost!
You are the best person for knowing this song.
Who’s listening to this in 1342???😍
Daenerys Targaryen 1343!!
Daenerys Targaryen Nay, mine good compeer! For it was not but fourscore months ago that I bethink mine own self of when such a grace of music shone upon our own ears at God's acre. Methinks it surely hath been but a mite past 6 twelve-months erewhile. Gregorian calendar-year Thirteen-Hundred and Thirty-Six, it forsooth was.
1618, I was born in the wrong generation 😩😩😩💕 the 14 century had REAL music smh ppl don’t understand 😩😩
Listening in 1780 at a winters ball. They don't make music like they used to.
Nice try, time police. Listening in 2019, nothing weird here.
“Thou art maidenless. Go toucheth botanical ground”
Спасибо. Очень приятно. Сам я из русской деревни, занимаюсь выращиванием скота, плету кольчуги. Раньше участвовал в битвах
Only 1270s kids will remember these tunes at the top of Thy Billboard Charter
Patton44 (Glo) i just almost pissed myself reading this post :D
lol
Patton44 (Glo) how hath thou remember thy so?
First, I laughed out loud! But now I can't help my pathetic nerd-ass self; it would actually be "Thy Billboard Charter".
pennystinkard "Thy Billy Bard Witchery"
Whence thy husband survives 7 wars against thy king's enemies but get's executed for stealing a loaf of bread.
Potato ? What's that ?
There were no potatoes in the middle ages ...
Potato is that some kind of turnip?
@@juggeist Good Heathens by I harken. A what?
Jonas Feriko they were still in South America just not anywhere else
They still play this music in many places in Europe. The music they play during Festivals in Catalonia, Spain sound like they’re straight from this soundtrack. Amazing listening to 30 flute players and dozens of drummers marching down ancient 2000+ year old cobble stone streets, along with dancers dancing old folk dances.
I would LOVE to see/hear that!
Which festival specifically? It also reminds me of the Italian Zampogna music
Yeah, first one sounds like a War sardana
Here in Italy there are many medieval festivals, too. We and Spain have this thing in common
The troupe of local bards played this at the tavern for my Uncle Fergus' funeral. Died from a stubbed toe at the ripe old age of 27.
Disregard wenches, acquire florins.
Indeed
+SlyBiffrons צזח
+SlyBiffrons Lie with maidens, gain shillings
+SlyBiffrons sorry, what is the reference?
+Andrzej Wójtowicz (“Yendrek”) knowyourmeme.com/memes/joseph-ducreux-archaic-rap
Disregard the constabulary.
When your neighbour sheep dies and you have not been accused of witchcraft
_szsx that wasn’t medevial that was late renissance
When Orléans is about to fall but at the last minute some crazy maid arrives with the royal army to save the day.
No era criada ni estaba loca.
@@luismanuelpotencianonorato9672
Maiden puede significar criada, si, pero tambien en un contexto mas arcaico y formal, significa "doncella"
Me and the boys after pillaging the local Catholic monastary (we aren't vikings, we're just unemployed):
When this songs comes on in the local Inn.
+Twisted heard this on in the local inn, had to jam to it so hard, I twerked thou' buttocks off.
+Twisted when thy throop minsterals doth play this tune and thee inn woxen a most festive mansioun
*dabbith*
+Twisted Finladth mentioneth, well met at thy market square.
+Twisted Verily. Tis my jam.
When you buy your monthly loaf of bread and there’s some bonus rat parts in it
Or the biscuits have mobile protein supplements? (Weevils.)
@LagiNaLangAko23 "yes, singular" 😂😂😂
When thy neighbour receiveth a rat in his bread, but yonder rat hath black plague and his family dies, so thou receiveth his monthly gold as well as thy own
El protein
Funk...bahahahahaa
Twas so mesmerizing...I dropped me lords crockery...
The flogging twas well earned !
This is 100% SO MUCH BETTER than the modern music
Try 1000%
yeah, the 1240's old time music is so much better than the 1260's modern trash
damn right it is! Especially garbage we have now
Amen!
When you neighbor coughed on you and its been a week and you haven't died yet.
Tmp866 epic win
Hilarious!
So inaccurate lol
Whenst the witch be burned, and hearth tended,
Singst thou of thyself and bairns numbered thirteene
That thee hath not perished.
Best comment
I hath listened to this tune in merriment *before* it was plebeian.
Not even the Almighty God giveth a singular fornication, thou scullion!
Lo! Cleaneth thy mouth, thou sonneth of a harlot!
Shadow51423 thank you
I bite my thumb at thou, bastard.
Feeeeeelth!!!! Tis purest of filth that spurs fromest such dirtie response as smelling polluted springs flowing freely, for the unknowing to partake their fill. Goodness taketh thee over nigh and presently!!!
This gets me so unreasonably pumped, like my brain produces so much serotonin when i listen to this for no reason whatsoever
I used the song in the minute 11:10 in my senior year at high school as background music for my adaptation of Hamlet in Literature Class, I used it in the final duel between Hamlet and Laertes and it was really epic and of course, funny.
That was almost 4 years ago and I still remembered the melody and today I've finaly found it in your video, thank you very much
when she sends back your pigeon and it's "hey" with two y's in it.
But thy are illiterate
when thy message be "k."
thou knowst they messed up
@@zeldablaise9610 *thou art
yef
Only 1490 kids remember this
Like if you remember when music was still good
I dunno the spanish flu was a total blast
Ottoman remembers 1400s
lmao caravel
the medieval period ended in 1453.
When the king proclaims a three day weekend for all, and declares to cut the taxation of the next planting season by half
When thou has survive the plague with minor disfiguration and is currently the fairest lad in the village
you liked because he used the word lad*
But he would be a lad if he was the fairest in the village
And the only one left
i laughed
"Brother, passeth me thine lute."
"Thou hast better not play rubbish."
Lord Filthy Casual, remember though hath been warned, 'tis the lively that call unto to rubbish and bringeth it to life. Pray thee then, gentlesire, TURNITH THEE UP!!!!
REGARDLESS
HERE BE WUNDER WALL.
Holdeth thou mine ale!
"Thouft thou shan't whimth a fawlse, a ten o' ten be'th ye"
'Damn your eyes and keep beating those tabors, and let's have less of thou lip, Sirrah'
Studying medieval history for college with this in the background!
I remember the days of Olde, when I served Alfred of Wessex. Good times... This brings back some memories
The beat droppeth harder than thou citizens starving and dying of plague
@@isammolina4842 let the kid dream godamnit!
Sir SupesAfro Okey.
Well in 1348 it was the Black Death
*thy
Ceylon pray for plagues
When yer goat is found innocent of witchcraft
666 likes. Mindblow.
Djali *cries*
When you win five hands of Gwent in a row
Can you imagine the dancing? I tried and fell over two chairs and a coffee table.
When thine bread is only 30 percent sawdust
Of all the comment, up until this one, this is the one that cracked me up. xD
Ollie Tee: And a mere sprinkle on top of sheep's urine to keep away the flies.
That thou canst handle such hardy Enzymes! Making thine Bread into Paper to Write thy Wizard's Spells upon! Wuuuuh :3
Page Meridon Mage: With a snicker aye canst not deny, thou truly hast found me. Tee Hee, I thirst for the wicked merriment of poisons.
Page Meridon Mage: Thou arte wizard! I've just barely possessed of these ingredients. Hath proved true fire on my last piece of pizza and leftover wingets. One more day of neglect woulds't decided these morsels be thrown out. Please magician, blesse and thanke ye.
When you lose your 7th daughter instead of your 14th son
Yayy😂
Despite my moral and ethical obligations, I laughed aloud
@@Steamed I get what thou is retorting!
Named Meg
Nay, dust thou not rather a daughter to marry off? Or art though too poor for such politics?
Thanks to the guy who reuploaded this lost media in the year 2013 after Christ!
Green valleys, woods, knights, beautiful ladies with very white skin and blond or red or black hair, cathedrals, rivers and lakes and the sea, wild boars and deer and foxes, and beer and wine......in one word: Europe .
*When the Mongol horde misses thine humble village*
Only a 1290s kid would understand.
@@nope2603 honestly
*thy
@@patavinity1262 Truly, you are an grammar inquisitor!
@@nope2603 No one expects the grammar inquisition!
Let the peasants hit the floor. Let the peasants hit the FLOOR!
_Bring outch' ya dead!_
"I'm not dead"
Cynic "I can't take him like that, it's against regulations."
I vult to move it, move it!
I vult to move it, move it!
I vult to move it, move it!
Deus vult to move it!
When you're comparing sword sizes with da bois and yours is the longest
When the guy who steals your pew in church gets excommunicated
When your wench sends ankle portraits
Begone with such vile speech. There mayest be children.
Yea, verily there was one about who was yeared only six times... but fear not, marriage is only two years away for that one, and death but 6 years more
Begone ye libertine!
Well said, lad!
Black and Moonlight I see a good Christian man.
TOLO - Thou Only Liveth Once!
why isn't this the top comment lol
And you possibly live until you reach the 40 years old