14:36 So he gets red shelled knocking him, and just as he recovers the blue shell hits him, he gets flattened by a car, blows himself up, gets flattened while already flat, and finally he recovers at precisely the right moment to miss the boost. Only Poof.
I mean isn't that just the Mario kart Wii experience? I used to have a Wii with everything unlocked, recently I bought a new one with Mario kart so I could unlock everything again. I was doing fine until 150cc and everything became chaos. The mirror mode made me furious at times. Get blue shelled on warios gold mine right before the jump with the carts then get bumped off by some fatso. Finally back on track, get hit by someones bullet bill, fly off the track once more. Then after ages you're finally on the track again driving for 1 second, haven't even reached full speed yet. Number 12 bumps into me and off the edge again. I was absolutely livid, blood vessels ready to pop. I was ready to throw the console through the window.
11:57 After all these years, Poof still doesn’t understand how Wii motion controls work. The sensor bar is just for the Wii remote’s pointing capability, not the actual motion controls.
@@slamdatclickbait8521It's like watching a gorilla try to figure out how to fly a plane. He's just so emotionally stunted he can't even figure out what he's doing wrong
Why can’t he just play it on a GameCube controller at this point, I been laughing at him failing so much but now it frustrates me on the simplest mistakes he makes lol
13:27 Not once in all my many years of Mario Kart Wii have I ever seen such an inconvenient POW go off. Nor have I seen such unlucky moments with fireballs back to back like that.
I remember when beef boss was a Literal baby noob at Mario kart now he's a champion and has first on everything yet he still manages to piss you off. This channel is a W. WOW Thanks for those likes!
Once again, a very amusing era comes to an end for Poofesure. I got Mario Kart Wii in Spring last year because of your videos, and I wanted to try it out for myself on my Wii-U. Your goal to complete this area of the game inspired me to do the same, and I actually finished around the fourteenth of this month, getting all the star ranks and unlocking the Fast Staff Ghosts in the Time Trials (which, by the way, you should also try out. They're extremely easy, trust me). The point is, thank you for doing this. It's been an extremely wild ride watching your campaign to conquer Mario Kart Wii. Congratulations, God bless, and may you be well, Poofesure.
Yeah, he might try doing time trials, who knows. Plus, I don't remember if he has 1* in 50 and 100cc yet, since I think he started that quest in mirror mode.
17:40 dude this run here was chef's kiss. This was a great episode, haven't checked in for a while so it's incredible to see how much Poof has learnt! The student is becoming the master lol
Funny you uploaded this. Literally just today I star ranked the 150cc Special Cup and unlocked Dry Bowser. I only succeeded because the AI for Luigi somehow fucked up at the end of Rainbow Road and managed to drive off literally right before the finish line, which let me pass into 1st.
Idk man, would you rather obliterate the thing you're holding, or walk all the way to the victim wii remote and lose anger toward breaking something in the proccess. One makes less content(and is less funny)
Second for me. My favorite is in the video "the shocking end to Mario Kart Wii Mirror Mode" where he dives into the lava at the end of the third lap and loses the cup.
11:40 Poof, the sensor bar is only used when navigating something with the Wii Hand or Cursor, it just emits infrared light. The Wiimotes are Bluetooth and have gyroscopes in them, that's how it is still working. I use Dolphin Emulator on my PC to play wii games and don't have a sensor bar, if I need to use the Wii Hand/Cursor I just light 2 candles. Candles also emit infrared light.
Impossible things: Traveling at the speed of light Breathing underwater without gear Poof not breaking anything while playing Mario Kart Wii Imagining a new color
ive been going back and watching all of poofs older mario kart videos recently. i think my fave moment is still on the first race of the special cup (the desert one) where beef boss just keeps going up the ramp and then zooming off in the wrong direction XD
I encountered Scooter in MKWii online a couple hours ago (yes, that Scooter from the last TWD98 video). I dont know if he has beef with me from the last time we raced but the man kept on hitting me with shells, he is a menace to society!
It would certainly help but any half decent player would still do way better than this even without wheelies, so I don't know if that alone would save him.
23:08 There's this little known Wii game called 'We Ski'. There's technically a trilogy and the third entry 'Go Vacation' is a beast that I haven't fully delved into yet, but the original was my childhood. Most of the game is free as you'd expect, but it took me my entire teens before I could get over my skill issues and collect the last quarter or so of the stars. It's fucking bullshit and I think it'd make for an entertaining series 10/10
Poof not knowing how a Wii works after all this time is simply incredible lmao. Im talking about how he doesn't know that the sensor bar is for moments when you want to point your Wii Remote to something on the screen. Keep it up Poof, cuz those Wii Wheel purchases are going to leave you dry
He can't even hold items behind him while focusing on driving, or get the starting boost down, you expect him to manage wheelies without dive bombing into everything? (As is I'm baffled he even uses manual drift, man can't multitask in the slightest.)
I’m convinced every wii is personalized, Poofesure doesn’t look like he plays ass at any game he plays on the wii but everything unlucky happens to him on all of them😭
The sensor bar isn't used for mario cart, I assume it just uses an internal level or accelerometer or smth (I'm a professional) all the sensor bar is is two little infared LEDs. You could use candles to achieve the same effect, which I have done many times when I couldn't find the sensor
the ending of this video may shock you
hell yeah
How much money lost this time?
If it ends with you losing, it wont
Wow really
Yes
5:15 Man throws a peel ahead, and proceeds to drive straight without thinking of moving to the side to avoid it. 10/10
No literally he didn’t even try avoiding it 😭
L agrestuko pfp
ive been there, my mind just slumps and then doesnt do anything
Lolly
What was bro thinking 😭
14:36 So he gets red shelled knocking him, and just as he recovers the blue shell hits him, he gets flattened by a car, blows himself up, gets flattened while already flat, and finally he recovers at precisely the right moment to miss the boost. Only Poof.
He doesn't possess comments about this very situation
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I mean isn't that just the Mario kart Wii experience? I used to have a Wii with everything unlocked, recently I bought a new one with Mario kart so I could unlock everything again. I was doing fine until 150cc and everything became chaos. The mirror mode made me furious at times. Get blue shelled on warios gold mine right before the jump with the carts then get bumped off by some fatso. Finally back on track, get hit by someones bullet bill, fly off the track once more. Then after ages you're finally on the track again driving for 1 second, haven't even reached full speed yet. Number 12 bumps into me and off the edge again. I was absolutely livid, blood vessels ready to pop. I was ready to throw the console through the window.
16:02 The Insane maneuver to push baby peach so far off the course and slightly hop over the lake to complete the shortcut was insane😂
Profile caught me off guard
Stolen comment
Cringe ahh pfp
Bro below me called me emo? Eait until he realizes that irl i'm pretty emo 💀
@@jpprainbow6140 "hey guys just woke up and chose violence today bc I'm emo like that slay" that's you right now
@@jpprainbow6140im so tired of seeing this bot account as well
@@lightning4743what 😭
5:14 nice snipe
holy shits its the real @TWD98
😭
Yo! Troy! What’s up?
10:55 is nice too
9:07 This is how a good Poofesure video becomes a *great* Poofesure video
The most poofesure moment ever
Correction - 9:47
"Well, he's not too far behind, maybe he'll make - oh nope, that's GG"
You know it will be juicy when a broken object is on the thumbnail.
14:39 - 14:53 is the definition of getting "Mario Karted"
Nah hes trash
you're stinky@@splaturials9156
Any comments on that?
23:08 Might be a far shot, but Super Mario Galaxy 2's green stars - I can only imagine the sheer rage that would come along going for them, haha.
And then a separate video just for the The Perfect Run
Yeah he needs to play super mario galaxy 2. The amount of videos
Yeah some of those green stars were complete bs, poof would make them funny as hell
Yeah but he doesn't like mario galaxy, let alone beating it to do the green stars, let more alone doing the perfect run
i kill for this
That lava bit at 14:00 was insane...
11:57 After all these years, Poof still doesn’t understand how Wii motion controls work. The sensor bar is just for the Wii remote’s pointing capability, not the actual motion controls.
It’s actually crazy how unqualified poof is for his job
@@slamdatclickbait8521It's like watching a gorilla try to figure out how to fly a plane. He's just so emotionally stunted he can't even figure out what he's doing wrong
Why can’t he just play it on a GameCube controller at this point, I been laughing at him failing so much but now it frustrates me on the simplest mistakes he makes lol
14:38 Welcome to Mario Kart.
The true Mario Kart experience.
Wasn’t he already welcomed? lol
@@yoshi_chuck05 r/whoosh
By far the most annoying thing to happen
15:02 When large bodies of ice and dust are not present in my solar system
+2
13:27
Not once in all my many years of Mario Kart Wii have I ever seen such an inconvenient POW go off.
Nor have I seen such unlucky moments with fireballs back to back like that.
to be fair, his angle was pretty bad, so i think he would’ve died anyway
@@brohesleep4361he still could have been able to steer right back into the path
I remember when beef boss was a Literal baby noob at Mario kart now he's a champion and has first on everything yet he still manages to piss you off. This channel is a W.
WOW Thanks for those likes!
settle down, glazer lmao
jealous no one cares to compliment you? lmao@@N.Y.A.Beat_Dump
Damn "little baby noob" 😭
Little baby noob is crazy 😭
tbh he still sucks for how much he player it over the years, no offence
bruh can we talk about that snipe at 19:45?? that was like the cleanest snipe with a fake item box that i’ve ever seen😂😂
😮
13:53 easily my favorite bit
10:55 poof didn’t even realise that he perfectly sniped that wild green shell with a banana
Once again, a very amusing era comes to an end for Poofesure.
I got Mario Kart Wii in Spring last year because of your videos, and I wanted to try it out for myself on my Wii-U. Your goal to complete this area of the game inspired me to do the same, and I actually finished around the fourteenth of this month, getting all the star ranks and unlocking the Fast Staff Ghosts in the Time Trials (which, by the way, you should also try out. They're extremely easy, trust me).
The point is, thank you for doing this. It's been an extremely wild ride watching your campaign to conquer Mario Kart Wii. Congratulations, God bless, and may you be well, Poofesure.
He didn't say the series was over
Yeah, he might try doing time trials, who knows.
Plus, I don't remember if he has 1* in 50 and 100cc yet, since I think he started that quest in mirror mode.
@@jesse4437 I know. I was referring to his 150cc journey. He's been at it for a bit.
@@yarushumasan9786 Oh alright
XIAO!!!
21:51 the funny part is that poof played as Yoshi when he got first on rainbow road for the first time on 150cc
Top 3 poof games UPDATED:
#3- Mario Kart Wii
#2- Tomodachi Life
#1- Wii Party/Wii Party U
Wii Sports*
#4- every game where everything went absolutly wrong
I don’t tend to actually laugh when things go wrong for him but 14:37 had me CACKLING 😂 Pure comedy I’m sorry 😂😂
Just a complete disaster lmao
9:00 dawg I'm crying 😭😭
7:48 JESUS that was the most aggressive blue shell
Right the speed at what it hit Beefboss😭
facst
17:40 dude this run here was chef's kiss. This was a great episode, haven't checked in for a while so it's incredible to see how much Poof has learnt! The student is becoming the master lol
Bro, did you see 14:00?
Bruh, he still can’t understand how to use the halfpipes in Dry Dry Desert
2:45 fish sticks and Abby the new couple 😂
😂Thanks for pointing that out😂
10:54 did he... did he just snipe that green shell with a banana?
Yes yes he did
Literally rewatched that video today. 50cc.
It’s… kind of impressive. Kind of useful, but kind of impressive.
Poof breaks anything related to the Wii
Poof: sigh *opens EBay
14:06 I was dying of laughter because how do you let that happen twice?! 🤣
Lol
he did NOT learn his lesson
That was personal.
14:57 "I have no comments!"
Damn, wtf are we then
My type of humor💀
Getting philosophical here. 😳
14:38 talk about a string of bad luck. I was crying laughing at this part for a good 7 minutes
5 hits and growing causes him to miss the boost pad
Bro and I thought my luck was bad
9:10 i thought this was bad luck bro got thundercloud and fell
11:57 the sensor bar is only for moving the wii remote cursor, the wii remote is bluetooth
Poor way of describing it. More clearly I would say “the wii remote has a gyroscope that tracks the location of the remote in space”
Searched for this comment because I thought the same thing!
@@ICEDNOTBLENDEDThe comment was just supposed to be a simple way of saying it
Poof: 9:47 destroys wii wheel 😂😂😂
Jim Ross: BAW GOD ITS GOTTA FAMILY!!!!
9:00 is classic trying to be too fancy with it and screwing yourself over😂
Poofesure: **Breaks something**
The dumpster: another one thank you!
95 likes in 44 minutes, damn
Yeah he probably has this whole ass graveyard for his broken stuff LMAO
Was this supposed to be funny
@@trousole1057furries are weird
@@efneqjknWas does being a funny have to do with this joke?
15:18 it wouldnt be a poof video without a random phrase being repeated 17 million times
4 things I never get tired of:
Wii party
Mario kart Wii
papas games
poof breaking all of his toad Wii remotes with motion plus inside
He stopped using toad remotes a long time ago
Well i got tired of stupid furries and poofesures comments section.
11:02 Poofesure fans will know that this once happened to him on DK Dummit
13:27 the fact that poof got so beat up in those 30 seconds is the craziest that has happened to him in a long time
Bro literally sucks ass
@@slamdatclickbait8521🤓
I just absolutely love the definitive fact that poof does not fail to pin us down and completely fill us to the brim with succulent content
😟
oh 😢
Cringe
Silence like farmer
😕
It was only a matter of time before Poof would find a way to break the “indestructible” Wii Wheel
Funny you uploaded this. Literally just today I star ranked the 150cc Special Cup and unlocked Dry Bowser. I only succeeded because the AI for Luigi somehow fucked up at the end of Rainbow Road and managed to drive off literally right before the finish line, which let me pass into 1st.
12:53 poof not realizing somebody passed him thinking he still had a shot 😭
also, you should try unlocking all of the characters next.
2:46 NMeade when FlounderFest returned
I watched both Troy and nick earlier for the flounderfest and immediately thought of poof joining
21:45 he just had to fall one last time before getting the star rank
Video not even been out 20 minutes
@@bubbyjon i do a lot of meth
15:37 - I didn't even think you were trying to hit the shortcut.
I'm surprised he even knew to use it.
I thought for sure he was falling in the water
@16:25 how the hell did Daisy get that far behind?
13:48 I was choking on water and tears were coming out XD I CaNT BREATHE 😂😂😂
Dude same. Im literally hyperventilating and I had to check the comments to see if anyone else was losing it as the same section. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
bro how does something like that even happen?
He got stuck on the track that was right near the lava LMAO😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
It kind looks like beef boss tryna committ suicide and the game is saying he has a life to live
14:51 Me cold starting my diesel in the morning
Poof should definitely buy a cheap Wii remote to beat up when he's angry lol
Idk man, would you rather obliterate the thing you're holding, or walk all the way to the victim wii remote and lose anger toward breaking something in the proccess. One makes less content(and is less funny)
I said to myself, "I wonder if Poofesure has broken anything lately," and then I open UA-cam to see a smashed Wii wheel posted 50 seconds ago-
Dat timing eh
9:06 may be my favourite moment by poofesure ever
Only poofesure would do something like that
Second for me. My favorite is in the video "the shocking end to Mario Kart Wii Mirror Mode" where he dives into the lava at the end of the third lap and loses the cup.
@@coolguy4-ls2glhe’s that goated
@@coolguy4-ls2glit went from 0 to 5 stars within 1 munite
HAHAHAHA
Poofesure: *Breaks something*
The dumpster: another one thank you!
Also stolen
Also stolen
Bro, make an original comment; you stole from a comment 2 hours before you
23:03 Dry bowser trivia: He made his first appereance in the new super mario bros ds game as a boss. And ever since that he's been on and off
11:40 Poof, the sensor bar is only used when navigating something with the Wii Hand or Cursor, it just emits infrared light. The Wiimotes are Bluetooth and have gyroscopes in them, that's how it is still working. I use Dolphin Emulator on my PC to play wii games and don't have a sensor bar, if I need to use the Wii Hand/Cursor I just light 2 candles. Candles also emit infrared light.
Having hours worth of Mario Kart WIi content on Poof's channel is just what I needed.
11:57 it doesnt matter where your sensor bar is, the wii remote has gyroscopes inside. the sensor bar is only for pointing
crazy how i was just watching your older Mario kart wii videos lately then you upload a new video, thanks poof 👍
17:27 - Mario got away with it! 😤
It's been awhile since you broke something, hasn't it? Well, time to reset the "Days Since Poof Last Broke Something" counter.
By that thumbnail I’m gonna say things went great! Congrats 🎉
12:07 because the sensor bar is solely for when you point your cursor at the screen and has nothing to do with detecting the gyroscopes of the remote
Now a real challenge: go for 3.
Impossible things:
Traveling at the speed of light
Breathing underwater without gear
Poof not breaking anything while playing Mario Kart Wii
Imagining a new color
9:41 Total Wii Wheel death timestamp.
Thank you good fellow
not twwd 😭
Poof is the master of making everything look 10x HARDER, then you play it and it’s easy
Welp, there's a new entry for the "things Poofesure has broken in rage" compilation
One week later:
New poof video! “I did the unthinkable…” thumbnail is picture of destroyed ultra rare Zelda gold Wii remote lmfao
9:02-9:12 I nearly choked laughing here
That took me out 💀
*Try Not To Laugh Challenge: FAILED*
I never get tired of Poof playing Mario Kart.
I’ve been waiting for another one of these
ive been going back and watching all of poofs older mario kart videos recently. i think my fave moment is still on the first race of the special cup (the desert one) where beef boss just keeps going up the ramp and then zooming off in the wrong direction XD
I encountered Scooter in MKWii online a couple hours ago (yes, that Scooter from the last TWD98 video). I dont know if he has beef with me from the last time we raced but the man kept on hitting me with shells, he is a menace to society!
watching poof come so close to falling off on rainbow road is scarier than any horror movie
2:35
Yeah, Dry Bones is basically dead Koopa Troopa.
9:58 “ my remote in this case” literally because the steering wheel was the case for the remote
It surprises me that he still hasn't realized that the sensor bar only detects the pointer not the rest of the movement.
11:08 has to be one of the most questionable things I've ever seen in this game
As someone who grew up playing mkwii it pains me that he refuses to wheelie, this series would have been over like 8 months ago 💀
It would certainly help but any half decent player would still do way better than this even without wheelies, so I don't know if that alone would save him.
He also fails the simple art of holding protection. He always throws it away💀
also playing with the tilt controls is not easy lol@@HenStep-dd9wl
Nah, his lack of knowledge is what makes these games better. It’s not that entertaining watching someone always do good.
Or just use a nunchuk to steer instead of the wheel
I am just wondering how daisy got where she is at 16:39
8:26 the music synced so well with that scream
He's going to go insane doing the time trials since those are also required for 100% completion
9:47
F for the Wii Wheel
F
F
First flounderfest return, then poof MKW vid both in one day…
Life is perfect
9:09 Middle-schoolers when letters get introduced to math:
2:45 When you hit your pinky toe on the bed frame.😂😂😂
He has no comments
I like how miis on your Wii can be a sphinx
I bet poof could make a really great video of him learning to meditate and somehow turning that into a rage moment as well
9:40 is the highlight
A moment of silence for Poofesure's neighbours
Well they definitely aren't getting a moment of silence from him
23:08 There's this little known Wii game called 'We Ski'. There's technically a trilogy and the third entry 'Go Vacation' is a beast that I haven't fully delved into yet, but the original was my childhood. Most of the game is free as you'd expect, but it took me my entire teens before I could get over my skill issues and collect the last quarter or so of the stars. It's fucking bullshit and I think it'd make for an entertaining series 10/10
Poof not knowing how a Wii works after all this time is simply incredible lmao. Im talking about how he doesn't know that the sensor bar is for moments when you want to point your Wii Remote to something on the screen. Keep it up Poof, cuz those Wii Wheel purchases are going to leave you dry
Poof is a legend
Poof, WHEELIE!!!! You gain so much time on straight always if you wheels and you can always just cancel it with a hop
He can't even hold items behind him while focusing on driving, or get the starting boost down, you expect him to manage wheelies without dive bombing into everything?
(As is I'm baffled he even uses manual drift, man can't multitask in the slightest.)
4:00 - At least you made it over the lava. 👍🏻
I’m convinced every wii is personalized, Poofesure doesn’t look like he plays ass at any game he plays on the wii but everything unlucky happens to him on all of them😭
The sensor bar isn't used for mario cart, I assume it just uses an internal level or accelerometer or smth (I'm a professional) all the sensor bar is is two little infared LEDs. You could use candles to achieve the same effect, which I have done many times when I couldn't find the sensor
lol i love your stuff bro, dont ever stop making people happy👍
13:43 Proof of Poofesure unluckiness
I laughed so hard I can't BROOOO HE'S LOSING HIS MIND AHHAHA