It kept getting worse. | MRE review
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- Опубліковано 31 тра 2024
- Didn't think things would go this south... but I survived.
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Contents of this video
00:00- intro/what's happening
01:52- vegetable crumbles with pasta in taco style sauce
02:50- figuring out how to cook an MRE
04:35- eating the snacks
09:17- main course one
10:01- beef patty jalapeño pepper jack
13:03- the snacks/finding out it's expired
14:30- creamy spinach fettucine
15:17- the snacks. can this be considered a bev?
17:00- main course (had to spit this out)
19:08- beef goulash
19:51- snacks (it's chunky & we found a bug)
22:16- goulash time
23:24- thank you
25:15- the end
19:52- the end.
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Army vet here, Patty you liked all the stuff you are supposed to, and disliked all the stuff we also dislike. You nailed it.
Ouchy
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Homegirl also tanked a whole FSR in one shot lol she's not gonna shit right for a week
She also got like all the worst ones lmaoooo
It's all good when you're hungry
We thank Patty for her service.
Not military but risking my health with thrifted foods 🫡🙏
@@theleanbeefpattylol. You aught to try the chili with beans, that one is good, as well as the newer pizza one
"A rock or something" has lived rent free in my head for eons at this point and it still makes me smile whenever that phrase pops back up in my memory banks
Dead enemy perhaps?
Hello there again patty. I was Army Infantry and yes, I agree with you that MRE's are not the most appetizing BUT I will say this. After spending weeks in the mountains in -30 below zero weather and sleeping on the ground for a couple hours MRE's were a God-send! Ours came with Tobacco sauce so you could drown out the bad tasting ones with that. My particular favorite was Beef Stew and the least favorite that everyone would gag on was Ham and Chicken loaf. Playfully referred to as Human Loaf. A little Army humor for you there, have a great day patty. You are fabulous and amazing as usual. 😎👍🙂
Tobacco sauce huh
@@dustyoldhathell yeah. You have to chew it for a bit and collect your spit. Hoo Rah
Hahaha, my bad. Meant Tobasco. Betrayed by spell check.
Not the human loaf 😭🤣 Thankyou chewie 🙏
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You're not as seasoned of a MRE eater as our boy Steve, but we still love you.
Also Rest in Peace Patty
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Steve has an iron gut!
Did she go to heaven ? What happened
Steve went to heaven.
Army vet here. A few observations: 1. The cheese spread was like GOLD back in the day (Mid 90s). 2. When I was in we had three options for candy. Charms (the old heads will know) skittles or tootsie rolls. 3. For a really good, fun time, try to eat one of the dry 'saltine' crackers as fast as you can without drinking water. I'm pretty sure no one died from that challenge, but I can't guarantee it. This was a great video! Keep em coming!!
MRE cracker challenge bro!!!! So funny lol
Hey, PatPat - I went swimming with a friend at an abandoned mine when I was a kid. Got super hungry afterwards in the car. This kid I didn’t know was in the back seat. He was like, “I got food” and seemingly produced old military rations out of thin air. I don’t know how he got them in the car without me knowing. Really old - mid 1940s. We ate them even though it was 40 year old food. I must’ve been really starving, because it wasn’t bad. Thankfully we didn’t get sick. Swimming in the mines was super dangerous and banned. Eating the food was probably worse. I used to be so edgy, lol.
Sounds like a movie 😭 real kid fun 🤣
The storys your dad tells you be like lol
And here, my compatriots, we see a teue heroe on the wild! 😂❤
sounds like pennsylvania
Huge respect Patty for trying these. I was a Navy SEAL for 12 years and I would avoid MREs whenever I could (many times couldn’t) . On deployments I brought multiple parachute bags filled with freeze dried vegetables, tuna, nuts, beef jerky . Or we would pack a Jet Boil with Mountain House . Hated those damn MREs. They aren’t meals , they aren’t ready , and you shouldn’t eat them.
Glad to hear you could bring you're own packaged goods. I'm gluten and dairy free, so I someone like me would need it
@@CECEaf it was a bit of extra effort but it was worth it ! Haha
Mountain House is Goated; I understand completely
@@Vandil_the_Rogue haha absolutely !
@@AverageJoe483 My old man was in the 82nd when they swapped em over from C-rats to the MRE's and he always said it was like swapping to kings cuisine so take that as you will lol
I'm a female vet and they started with the heating pouches when I was in many many years ago. You can eat them in field. I think that's why against a rock. As a kid I loved MREs my Dad would bring home. Some nasty some ok. I just enjoyed them because made me feel like I was in military, and eventually I was. But you are brave Patty to eat MREs from were you got them from. I would only eat ones issued to me, because I hope military would not give me expired MREs. The key word there is Hope 😂. Well anyway. Merry Christmas Patty and thanks for the vid.
Thankyou R shad! That’s sweet that you were excited as a kid and then made that a reality! Glad to hear the heat packs is somewhat newer so I know these at least probably weren’t toooo old
@@theleanbeefpatty Well.....I should have wrote 20 years ago instead of many many but since you replied I take it your ok.
Is eating a Beef Patty borderline cannibalism? You are a brave girl!
It’s far from beef
As a British soldier, when I first tried American MREs in Iraq it was a culinarily culture shock. 😮😂
First time I ever saw Tabasco and I thought where are the firelighters to heat up the food 😂 (we had firelighters in the British MREs)
If you have never tried British Army ‘Biscuits Brown’ you have never lived, if you know you know 😏
British hot pot was loverly, more like real food. And some of the puddings yum but the butterscotch was 🤢
in iraq? before or after the murder of a million iraqis?
As an active duty person I will say the veggie pasta and beef stew aren’t all that bad lol
What?!?!? Brother, the vegetarian MRE's is straight butt cheeks. In my unit, if we'd pull a vegetarian MRE, we'd go find the fresh boots and pull rank on'em or look for the small skinny girls in trade lol
@@mugshotmarley LOL I can’t lie bro I didn’t think it was that bad. I feel you on trading with the girls though if anything they wouldn’t wanna trade they’d just give me theirs because of the calories😂
Southwest Beef was top tier as well. I think this one had the beef jerkey too? Always the one I kept my eye out for.
You guys are lucky to get MRE's. I got a Ration Pack, and we have to cook ours, with shitty matches and a Hexamine stove. More often than not, you'll eat them cold because the matches don't catch or the Hexamine refuses to burn. At least ours come with M&Ms though. Your a trooper Patty well done.
Merry Christmas to you Patty! Hope you live to see the New Year without e-coli or botulism. Much love, health, laughter and success to you in the coming year.
Botulism?
Thankyou old grizz!! Merry Christmas! I’m hopeful I’ll survive to see u in the new year!
As for other options - if you ever find some non-expired ones haha I'd recommend chicken, egg noodles, with veggies - probably my favorite one. The're so great for hiking though - the package is not big but it holds quite an amount of food, you get all the macros listed, and it's such a wonderful feeling to have a hot meal at the top of the mountain, with a gorgeous view, and additionally some snacks for the descent. :)
Happy holidays Patty.
Thanks for being you.
Looking forward to more you in the New year.
Thankyou Chris! Happy holidays!
Thank you for inspiring me everyday patty! I’ve finally gotten into working out again thanks to you! I hope you have an amazing day and happy holidays!!
Yaaaay! 💪 happy holidays Clarissa!
@@theleanbeefpatty this made my year ❤️😭
Thank you for keeping me entertained and company during this holiday. This was another good video and trust the spinach pasta is regardless of how “fresh” it is
Chili mac is the GOAT. Jalapeño cheese was like gold during deployment.
happy holidays patty!! i hope you are having fun and have a great new year :D
Happy holidays!!
Patty is about to be stuffed up for days after trying all of these and she also probably consumed close to 3000 calories per MRE if she actually ate them all 😂 IYKYK
your laugh and smile is so contagious! thanks for being such a positive and happy gym bro, i got into weightlifting because of your videos and have been feeling so much stronger!! happy holidays patty (:
I want to write here about how grateful I am for coming across Patty and her videos. You make me laugh, smile and you motivate so much. You’re a true inspiration and a hero- I love what you do and have a happy new year and THANK U
I'm dying of laughter! Thanks Patty for making this video! btw happy holidays. ❤😂
Happy holidays Alberto!
Patty! Love your videos!
FYI, the FRH (flameless ration heater) produces small amounts of hydrogen gas when activated, so open a window or something if using indoors.
Review of the video 10/10, Patricia I love you in a sick way, merry Christmas!
Bro😭😭💀💀 (although did like the comment so😂)
As a guy who pretends to be a veteran at the airport so he can board 5 minutes sooner, I can’t wait to try an MRE 🫡
You will be held accountable
Thank you for your service 😭😭
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@@user-gs1lz2pw9v No they will not
As a veteran, I respect it bro. You'd fit right in with us lmao
As a Marine (STA Platoon) Combat Vet, I'm telling you... MREs use to suck SO bad lol
We should demand better food for all serving personnel across the globe for all militaries. 😭
That's what the captains in the navy say about the new recruits 😏
Splatoon?
As A US Navy Veteran, Marines Would Tell Me That Hunger Is The Best Spice Is When Having MREs.
On a side note...
The JSDF version of MREs are Oishi!
I see you out here HOG 😎 (I’m absolutely no sniper) but I was attached to them for a deployment to Marjah with 3/9. Talk about a force multiplier!
Veteran chiming in. I actually genuinely enjoy the first strike bars. Maybe it's context dependent, I've never had one outside of a military setting, but i remember being excited to get one in my mre.
EDIT: So many thoughts opinions and memories! I didn't realise I had so much to say about mres but i realllly do haha
Thankyou for your service!
On the road filming in SC binge watching your videos makes long road trips more exciting
Awesome video Patty! Happy holidays!
Thankyou joe! Happy holidays!
Ayo Happy holidays Patty!! ❤🎉
I wish you the best, health and love.
Ps: that video was priceless with the reactions when you taste 😂
Happy holidays!!
I wondered how old one an MRE was when I was eating it so I looked at the expiration date on the candy in it and it expired 5 years ago so yummy
queen Patty they do go bad in some years 😳😳😳 but dont worry im sending u love and appreciation like a laser beam, it should give increase health points. i loved the Maki cosplay btw ur the worlds best cosplayer of the history , and also the worlds best cinematic film maker youtuber of all time, when anything goes wrong in life i be staying in bed and watching ur vids... how did ur weekly activities go queen Patty? mine didnt go too good. im parasocially really hoping u have good holidays , idk if ur like me but i find these times difficult, i dont like seeing extended family cuz feel anxiety idk, it feels like a huge pressure i never hang out with so much people , do u feel it too queen Patty?🤍 as the year ends i want thank u for helping my life be more better this past year by being so very cool and very wonderful, the way u live teaches the true meaning of being a victorious og, gangster spongbob energy haver🤍🤍🤍🤍 im looking forward so much to the new year to go gym and eat good and keep learning from u, and also hopefully some business 🤑 God bless u ok i love u sooooo muuuuuch😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Tyvm! Sorry to hear the holiday season is tough for you but you’re not alone. I almost never spend a lot of time with anyone expect my immediate family but I do feel guilty about the time unspent with old friends and people I think I should reach out to… it’s ok tho. I hope ur at least safe and can relax a little during this time 🫶 feliz natal!
@@theleanbeefpatty queen Patty ur always so kind and thoughtful with me, thank u. i also feel guilty like u do. i hope u feel comfortable and enjoy all ur festivities and i hope your christimas was good too!!
@@theleanbeefpatty feliz natal to u too dearest queen Patty 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄
I watched you go from cadette patty to lieutenant lean beef. Never switched up. Respect and merry Xmas. You deserve rest and this festive feast 🫡
Merry Christmas!!
Wonderful patty content on this wonderful Christmas Eve 🎄💪 Merry crimbus, happy holidays!!
Merry crimbus!
Feliz navidad Patty hermosa!!!
pásala super genial en la granja con toda la familia.
te mando un beso grande!!! cuidate mucho
Feliz navidad!!
Love the video, Patty. Made me laugh. If you want to do another video like this, reach out to any of your active duty subscribers for tips. I’m sure a bunch of us would be happy to help. As always, thanks for the chuckles.
Thankyou Dakota!
The discord chime at 5:30 had me checking if I was accidentally in a discord voice chat
Happy holidays Miss Patty! You’re the best! 🎉❤
I wouldn't worry about the expiration dates too much. These things are so loaded with microplastics you could live a long, healthy, fulfilling life before they begin to fester to the elements.
Merry Christmas Patty🎄💝🎁 The fart sounds are having their finest moment in this video.
Merry Christmas Jon!!
1:40 you are brave Patty 🤯. Merry Christmas 🎄. Thank you for the video.😘😘😘
Merry Christmas guylaine!
This sound effect 8:50😂😂😂 Merry Christmas Patty!
Those main meals looked sketchy, you're brave for even trying them 😂
Great video Patty!
Trust me when I say I feel your pain. When I was in the Marines, I hated MREs and would ask Marines that liked them if they were raised in a nursing home. Everything tasted chemically because of all of the preservatives. If there was any other option for food, I was jumping on it.
Happy Christmas and merry new year Patty ❤️.
Merry Christmas Jacob!
Hahaha this is by far the most funnest episode lean beef Patty you've ever made. 🤣 much respect for try Those MRE for everyone to see
When you squizing that cheese and I'm like "why isnt she adding that fart sound, this is the perfect time!". And then BAM. Hahaha, awesome!
11:45 for anyone else
The funniest Christmas Eve show I’ve ever seen 😂patty your the best
Thankyou Andy!
Justo estaba viendo el último shorts del baile💔💝
Feliz navidad 🥰
Merry Christmas!
good lird that discord sound effect made me jump haha, had a pavlovian response
hope you have a nice week patty, and happy holidays!! :3
Merry Christmas 🎄🎁 Lean Beef Patty! May you have an awesome Christmas with your family. God bless
Merry Christmas Tony!!
Antique MREs. 🧐😒 You're a brave one, Patty! 😅😅
Merry Christmas and have a amazing new year patty.
Merry Christmas and a happy new year!!
Yoy have started making videos like Good Mythical Morning (Rhett and Link) and i am so grateful. These kinda food challenge videos are my favorite videos of yours. Weather you took my advice and made videos like this as a result of it or not is still a mystery however.
Thankyou Deb! I love making the food vids 😋
MRE's have a shelf life of a little over a year. And you'd known if it had gone off as soon as you opened it. Most MRE's are at least edible. BTW the chocolate peanut butter and dehydrated fruits are the best part.
Also the vegetarian option MRE's are hit or miss. They're either really good or so bad that you'd rather just not eat.
Another fun video from military chef patty 😬 not gonna lie I’ve always wanted to try a MRE but now I don’t know haha keep up the great content patty and happy holidays respect
Happy holidays!
the intro got me laughing HAHAHA W vid patty
Ok, now we need a LeanBeef x Steve1989MREInfo collab ASAP
Love these reactions Patty💯 Merry Christmas Eve🎄 She flexed them guns on us y'all😎😃
Merry Christmas!!
@@theleanbeefpatty How'd you like them lights?
2:07 What daily life would look like if Amazon delivered our meals.
Happy holidays to Patty and her huge community!!
As a combat medic 91B, I enjoyed MREs on deployment and training 👌 Awesome caloric pack!
Let’s goo Patty Merry Christmas Eve
Merry Christmas!!
Your vids are pretty chill, its feels like im hangin out with you in person
Sound effects’ elite 😂❤️ cool vid
Eu amo esses tipos de vídeos ❤ muito bons.
Obrigada 🙏
Should've gotten the Chili Mac or the Beef Ravioli 😂 poor Patty
Chili Mac has been a win since the days of C-rats
This is one of the funniest videos you've made 👌 the way you eat sus things is like a dog slowly taking a treat from someone
Thoroughly entertained. Ty. ❤️
shit probably still tastes better than my protein powder 💀💀
A military topic on a fitness UA-cam channel, I like this channel more now than I did a few months ago. 😅
The reactions and the different cups used in this video are hilarious 😂 🎄🦅
Omg a patty video on Christmas ❤
Patty, I missed you so so so much, I hope you are well and have a beautiful day, I love you so much ❤❤❤❤
i love all your videos patty ❤️ , all love from algeria 🇩🇿
Thankyou 🫶
Patty babe, ur reactions r hilarious🤣 one of the best vids by far
Government: Don't buy this
Patty: I bought this
You should try feta cheese or breakfast omlette. Literally tastes like someone puked into your mouth like a baby bird. Also there's a 4 digit number on the back, the first number is the year. MRE are only good for 5 years so if it's older than that it tastes even worse.
The names alone sound 😳.. daaang I think I threw the outer packages all out.. I’m going to look on the individual foods I still have tho. Tyvm!
the MREs usually have good desserts I hear
Merry Christmas and happy holidays patty
Merry Christmas & happy holidays to you too Willy!
such a contagious personality I love your character
I sure hope you’re ok after eating all that stuff… mainly the beef patty 😊
Thankyou Andy!! I’ve survived into the weekend so I think I’m in the clear ahha
Some MRE's are better than others. Most of the time, we couldn't cook them though. So, take away the heater packs and eat everything cold in 5 minutes at 5am. That's how we did it lol.
dang 😔 the heat pack was very helpful texturally.. just raw is another level 🫡
Merry Christmas Patty 💚❤️🎄☃️
The cheese spread part was hilarious :D
It was so bold, and courageous; the way you actually tried that cheese and mayonnaise.
I think on the field, those might be saved for the explosives expert for making bombs! :-
I've lost 80lbs. Thanks for the inspiration. Your videos mean alot.
Wow!! Great job!! 💪
You can heat up the peanut butter and cheese spread to make it more consumable. You can do the same with the drinks if you have a coffee one. just be glad the veggie omelet isnt a thing any more. MRE's have a "5 year shelf life" They can be consumed longer but they start losing flavor.
Oii patty💕 I'm Brazilian and I love your videos!
Merry Christmas Eve patty🎅. I really enjoyed the video. You're looking superb as always keep it up. I love watching your videos bc they are very informative and interesting. Keep up the good work which you're doing patty. Thank you so much for inspiring me. You're so good. Just wanted to share something. Today I went to the gym and there was a guy who started arguing with me for no reason. I was just warming up for squats with the empty bar and then he started making fun of me. After warming up I squated 405 in front of him and he was like 😮😅. That guy always try to make fun of me. He cannot even squat 135 after that I didn't said anything to him. I was working out with my elder brother. When my brother started to squat he again tried to interrupt in between saying that something is wrong with my brother's form. So at that time I punched him right into the face and he blacked out. That guy is fine now and I think he will never repeat that again 😂. Patty that's why I think that you're the most kind person bc you always motivated me. That's all I wanted to say. I hope you liked this incident 😂. Have a good day and merry Christmas Eve Patricia.
Nice larp
Thankyou shiven! Wow… sounds like quite the gym interaction 😳😳😳 glad everyone’s ok tho! Merry Christmas! 🎄
@@merczeph79 it really happened bc in our gym people are not that friendly. I am not larping yesterday we had a big quarrel in gym. That's not at all even a good thing bro 😔.
I asked for longer videos and if I would have known you were going to bless me with what I asked for I would have asked for a gym date with you…. thank you patty
I love that your energy it's the same as mine LOL like the goofy and chaotic good vibe
Merry Christmas Patricia! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Merry Christmas Deb! Tell ur mom I say hello!
Feliz navidad.
Greetings 🤘🏻🇲🇽
Feliz navidad!
I love how she knows all about the cheese spread
Merry Christmas Patty 🎄
Merry Christmas!!
pat i friggin love you, hilariously video. no notes. thank you for your work.
Thankyouuuu💪🙏
Definitely what I liked most about the video was seeing Patty with her hat and the patriotic cookies🐥💪💪