learning the secrets of life and death (Dwarf Fortress)

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  • @burnin8able
    @burnin8able Рік тому +586

    the fact that after scouring all the classic adventure locales you discover that a boring human town has what is essentially a "Necromancy for Dummies" book on display at the local library

    • @michaelbuckers
      @michaelbuckers 9 місяців тому +29

      It was more of an extremely jargon-heavy alchemy research paper, seeing as it takes maxed out reading skill to even understand what it says, but the point remains.

  • @StylishHobo
    @StylishHobo Рік тому +298

    Beware the menacing, evil tower of...*checks notes*... Snugglebushes

  • @townbug
    @townbug Рік тому +136

    its kinda funny to think that theyre only doing nothing in these prisons because theyre thinking "eh, these walls will crumble sooner or later"

  • @KoenPrins
    @KoenPrins Рік тому +179

    "Luckily I had a save file where I was cursed by an Opossum Goddess and became a Vampire." Only in dwarf fortress.

  • @smuttbullen
    @smuttbullen Рік тому +187

    What an extremely satisfying end to this short saga, it reminded me a lot of Arcanum with their long lived dwarfs that would come across as conservative in their scientific progression because unlike the relatively short-lived humans, they would still be around to experience the consequences to their technological breakthroughs.

    • @lechking941
      @lechking941 Рік тому +6

      so how often did the dwarves hate their own breacktherows

  • @christopherg2347
    @christopherg2347 8 місяців тому +40

    "I used to be a adventurer like you.
    But then I read the secret of life and death."

  • @a52productions
    @a52productions 2 місяці тому +4

    i really enjoyed the humor in this video, particularly the mental image of necromancers "crawling around on the walls like spiders"

  • @tiagogarcia4900
    @tiagogarcia4900 Рік тому +61

    For more information on necromancers I recommend "The Empire of the Necromancers" by Clark Ashton Smith. It's a wonderful short story that exposes how a pair of necromancers can build an empire, and lose it soon after by their own laziness.

  • @azzzertyy
    @azzzertyy 11 місяців тому +41

    your dwarves can become necromancers in fortress mode, just raid a necromancer tower for their books and youll probably find one, and if you have a library your dwarves will slowly become necromancers
    (its REALLY buggy, i had a goblin thief that was resurrected by my goblins 20,000 times, and would try to steal from them every single time they were resurrected, leading to an infinite resurrection loop that killed the fortress)

  • @xGhost4000x
    @xGhost4000x 7 місяців тому +10

    I love that once they learn the secrets of life and death they just immediately chill...

  • @TheLetterH111
    @TheLetterH111 Рік тому +20

    Great little short story. Theres something kind of beautifully profound about your conclusion. Ill bear this video in mind when i become an immortal necromancer

    • @TheLetterH111
      @TheLetterH111 Рік тому +3

      Also I want to say that your writing is improving every video. Really enjoyed this one

  • @felix56p
    @felix56p 8 місяців тому +5

    7:06 I love it when they claim a bunch of different artifacts from a distance, it's like they're flipping through an IKEA magazine and falling in love with every piece of furniture in it
    also, 7:45 -- the Library of Thieves is a perfect name for that, considering the context

  • @dvsaleios
    @dvsaleios Рік тому +28

    Comedic masterpiece. Pure and simple.

  • @Kyrkby
    @Kyrkby Рік тому +22

    Finally, a video that doesn't seem to contain that many crimes against huma-
    2:56
    What the fuck.

  • @aniibozelda
    @aniibozelda Рік тому +27

    hydro homie hoodie hair confirmed

  • @arkosilaura
    @arkosilaura Рік тому +10

    If i had understood it correctly, necromancers have two types of resurrect spells;
    1. Raise "dumb undead", which raises a dead creature back to life, but it will be hostile to everything, including the necromancer that raised it.
    2. Raise "intelligent undead", which will raise a dead creature back to life with their former allegiances intact and capable of receiving complex orders. Usually friendly to the necromancer that raised it.

    • @egoalter1276
      @egoalter1276 10 місяців тому +5

      Unintelligent undead are non hostile to other umdead. Intelligent undead keep thejr alligence, and this is what he raised, which is why it was hoatile to him. He has juat attacked it afterall.

    • @daridon2483
      @daridon2483 9 місяців тому +8

      ​@@egoalter1276 Makes sense. You just got killed by someone and then 5 seconds later you find yourself resurrected by that same person, with your memories intact, and expecting to take his orders. Like bro, do you expect me to be nice to you after you killed me? **** off necromancer

    • @gigaslave
      @gigaslave 2 місяці тому

      You can reset the 'mind' of an intelligent undead by raising them as a dumb zombie first to wipe their mind, then raise them intelligent as a blank slate.

  • @AzureDragon158
    @AzureDragon158 Рік тому +57

    Who would have thought that obtaining mastery over death itself would be so difficult?

  • @chillerwhale1655
    @chillerwhale1655 Рік тому +25

    So that big scary called the master was probably a demon. You can learn their true names and recruit or banish them, leaving the goblins leaderless. I recently had a world where I recruited a male/female pair of bull demons and had them settle down and start a family with my dwarves. Took a bit of dfhack but it’s really fun to mess around with. You should do more adventure mode content!

  • @ohnonot
    @ohnonot Рік тому +12

    My favorite video yet. Love your content!

  • @yegorshem
    @yegorshem Рік тому +4

    I messed around on adventure mode as a necromancer and i found out a few things. 1. Multiple types of raise dead spells possible that give different type of undead. 2. More powerful raise dead spells can raise intelligent undead that have their own spells and powers. 3. Intelligent undead will be hostile to player if you killed them. If you get them in your party and they your friend but die to an enemy then raise them they will remain your follower and friend.
    4. intellegent undead only possible from named huminoid creatures only basic zombies from anything else.
    5. Lastly real easy to get overpowered by getting 1 or 2 intellegent undead and running in wilderness killin critters for zombie horde.

  • @Corner5tone
    @Corner5tone Рік тому +11

    That ending included some really insightful economic analysis (even if it just seemed like common sense)! Great work dude, love your videos!

  • @theprinceofmilk2510
    @theprinceofmilk2510 Рік тому +11

    toady changed (broke) syndrome given Interactions in 0.50, which is extremely frustrating as a modder, but seems to effect necromancers as well

  • @ShieldAre
    @ShieldAre 8 місяців тому +1

    The lesson that Dwarf Fortress ends up teaching, I think, is that necromancers are not really alive,. They are undead themselves, as dead as the zombies they raise. Upon learning the secrets of life and death, they lost their living force and soul, diminished their creativity, and were left with no living, breathing drive beyond a simplistic and lifeless obsession for schemes for power. Why be a cook or a warrior if all the people you would cook for, for whom you would fight, are puny mortals you know you will outlive? Why do anything today when you can do it on a tomorrow that will always be there?

  • @asdfasdf-dd9lk
    @asdfasdf-dd9lk Рік тому +2

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  • @TadaGanIarracht
    @TadaGanIarracht Рік тому +4

    If you save before entering the tower area and then just spend a couple of tries to sprint in there and find the book , you can become a necromancer without already being undead. Still a vampire necromancer is much more edgy than regular necro

  • @ozdevil4564
    @ozdevil4564 Рік тому +3

    Finally some more adventure mode gameplay! I'm so excited for a update on that regard

  • @Blockinstaller12
    @Blockinstaller12 Рік тому +7

    I still wonder how you managed to deal with the undead so easily.
    I once had a small siege of necromancer experiments where one of them took on 17 of my expert mace dwarves at once, killed all of them and proceeded to destroy my entire population after.

    • @wyze7545
      @wyze7545 Рік тому +6

      Maybe because you have made maces, instead of spears or axes, maces are really bad against unarmored enemies

    • @chrismanuel9768
      @chrismanuel9768 9 місяців тому +1

      >Mace dwarves
      You were trying to kill things that absorb blunt damage by hitting them with blunt weapons. Gotta cut em apart.

  • @goreobsessed2308
    @goreobsessed2308 Рік тому +3

    Put a floor on top of the wall covering the inside of it should keep them from ever climbing out

    • @underdoug
      @underdoug Рік тому

      Hardly as fun as dealing with necromancer escapees, though.

  • @tiagogarcia4900
    @tiagogarcia4900 Рік тому

    Two Videos for the price of one! Truly one of your finest work.

  • @Ancusohm
    @Ancusohm Рік тому +5

    Great video! A fascinating investigation into necromancers. 🙂👍

  • @chrisdonovan8795
    @chrisdonovan8795 Рік тому +1

    Great ending! Thanks!

  • @SyrKonrat
    @SyrKonrat Рік тому +2

    Necromancers really are the opposite to YOLO

  • @rareveur3623
    @rareveur3623 Рік тому +5

    what a ride

  • @MrBonebus
    @MrBonebus Рік тому

    finding the book can be the hardest part. it can be being held by anything inside or already off in some other city stolen in a raid

  • @Lovemelikeareptile
    @Lovemelikeareptile Рік тому +2

    Your vids are the epitome of awesome, thank you for sharing your creative genius with the unwashed masses

  • @Анжан-ш8к
    @Анжан-ш8к 16 днів тому

    I once had a fortress where I made dwarves to read the books with secrets of life and death. And soon regretted. Since the very beginning.
    Once there was a dwarf, let's call him Urist. Urist was really dumb. He created so many problems across the fortress while being a simple miner: locked himself on trees several times, jumped to the caves with forgotten beasts instead of just walking the safe way, could running around a rock for days fleeing from crandles rather than just running away or killing the damn thing.
    I didn't even know Urist could read. However he could. And somehow managed to become a necromancer.
    His very first deed as a necromancer was the thing we expect necromancers to do. Urist rushed to the surface, saw an angry bird somewhere, got frightened, and reanimated a corpse.
    Not a random corpse, no-no-no. The corpse of a goddamn giant hedgehog. Reanimated giant hedgehog is literally immortal being according to the game mechanics, because you need to kill every single needle to put it down. And it has many of these. What could be good, but corpses sometimes could turn against its creator. So the hedgehog did.
    It was a massive battle, because it happened right un front of the gates of the fortress. 30 warriors and some random civilians were attacking a single zombie animal. They were doomed. Not because of its claws, needles or teeth. They died from being exhausted and dehydrated, since they couldn't leave the battle. Thankfully, I manage to crush the monster with a bridge.
    What about Urist? He run away to the safest place - the tavern. I was glad he didn't start reanimating pieces of meat. Yet.
    However I didn't finish my experiment. Later I managed to convert more dwarves into necromancy. It can be useful sometimes, because they can reanimate not a brainless zombie, but intelligent zombies. Zombie-dwarves keep their personality and continue working. They work slower, but they don't require beds, drinks or food (as well as necromancers). However you can make a coffin for them and a slab with the date of their death(s). And can be reanimated several times.
    So I organized a squad that consists of necromancers and zombies. That could work against one big target, but it wasn't a good idea to use this squad against bunches of goblins or elves. When a goblin sige came, I found out why. The game were freezing while necromancers were constantly reviving everything: fresh bodies, old bodies, parts of bodies. Some zombies were neutral and proceeded just standing for years later as living (?) monuments for that fight. Most of the parts and zombies, however, were aggressive and attacking everything, getting stuck into eternal process of reviving-fighting-dying-reviving again. It was a mess.
    Never teach dwarves necromancy. Better sell these damn books or put them into lava.

  • @RommelsAsparagus
    @RommelsAsparagus 6 днів тому

    In my meager experience, NPC necromancers won't animate the dead unless scared. I keep them out of my military andcaway from my butcher pits for that reason.

  • @pipfed
    @pipfed Рік тому +2

    Love your videos! Thanks for the upload!

  • @RDR911
    @RDR911 Рік тому +1

    This was a really interesting study! Thanks! ❤

  • @propsurferminge4469
    @propsurferminge4469 Рік тому +2

    Could you please make a video of a monster pit? and feed a bunch of enemies to the monster! and maybe show us some fortress designs?

  • @tr0j4npr1nc3s
    @tr0j4npr1nc3s Рік тому +1

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  • @dreamerofthorns
    @dreamerofthorns Рік тому +1

    Ahhhh, more hh videos to binge

  • @ilari90
    @ilari90 Рік тому +2

    We all learned a lesson here.

  • @RovingTroll
    @RovingTroll Рік тому +1

    WOOOOO MORE HOODIE HAIR!

  • @Faehen
    @Faehen Рік тому +1

    Conclusion: dwarf fortress is realistic in that when someone claims that they have supernatural abilities they are most likely lying.

  • @BloockW
    @BloockW Рік тому +5

    15 minutes holy moly

    • @BloockW
      @BloockW Рік тому +1

      good job, hoodie hair!!!

  • @Rotul90
    @Rotul90 Рік тому

    I live this video. You are genius

  • @Pseudocapsicum00
    @Pseudocapsicum00 Рік тому

    What a profound ending

  • @coolerkid7905
    @coolerkid7905 Рік тому +1

    An odd video but a welcomed one

  • @hamblok0
    @hamblok0 Рік тому +1

    As much as I love the official DF tileset I really do miss the pre-steam tilesets I used to switch between, like gemset and spacefox or even the more graphical ascii-like ones like krugg's tilesets, taffer, wanderlust, etc.

  • @Jason-fv4rg
    @Jason-fv4rg Рік тому +3

    I love these mad adventures!

  • @teaconnoisseur6339
    @teaconnoisseur6339 Рік тому

    love your df videos!

  • @HansLemurson
    @HansLemurson Рік тому

    What would it take to get a necromancer that had a single horn and was missing an eye?

  • @zelia_gamer666
    @zelia_gamer666 Рік тому +3

    nice

  • @allones3078
    @allones3078 8 місяців тому

    I think they need to be in danger to raise the dead

  • @Ratoshi44
    @Ratoshi44 Рік тому

    wen next video!

  • @johannesgutenburg9837
    @johannesgutenburg9837 Рік тому +20

    a truly based gamer. trans rights

  • @21_315
    @21_315 Рік тому +2

    Good video, but are you feeling okay? Your voice is very raspy

    • @hoodiehair
      @hoodiehair  Рік тому +12

      yeah I'm fine, my voice is just like that sometimes

    • @21_315
      @21_315 Рік тому +2

      @@hoodiehair oh, well I'm glad your okay

  • @hughguy3104
    @hughguy3104 Рік тому

    comment 4 engagemnet idk i dont got anythin funny this time