100x CLUBBERS vs 5x EVERY GOD - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

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  • @zacharytucker1142
    @zacharytucker1142 3 роки тому +1028

    boulder throwers finally won something

  • @zhezhehuang4141
    @zhezhehuang4141 3 роки тому +346

    2:50 Now I finally know what he does😂

    • @RINGALOCHA
      @RINGALOCHA 3 роки тому +39

      Fr he always dies doing nothing 😂😂

    • @shadowrealm193
      @shadowrealm193 3 роки тому +6

      Same

    • @MrDmr13
      @MrDmr13 3 роки тому +4

      🤣

    • @bullymaguire5838
      @bullymaguire5838 3 роки тому +31

      Well he's a healer so he can't do anything to attack

    • @thelzer6902
      @thelzer6902 3 роки тому +10

      Bruh same, I just thought he had a really long loading time.

  • @kharnthebetrayer-u4y
    @kharnthebetrayer-u4y Рік тому +485

    the real GOD was this mans PC

    • @wenrn316
      @wenrn316 9 місяців тому +5

      Fr

    • @NoahFontoura-qm6sm
      @NoahFontoura-qm6sm 8 місяців тому

      ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😭😭😭😭😊😊​@@wenrn316

    • @aiwkwmwmwwm
      @aiwkwmwmwwm 7 місяців тому +16

      Tbh it's not that bad if you only have god unit mod, even my potato pc can handle it.

    • @illaixora3309
      @illaixora3309 7 місяців тому +1

      bro has the wrong god

    • @danaa-
      @danaa- 6 місяців тому

      Nah, saw his pc specs in his desc. It was a godly pc about seven years ago. Now it's just kinda low end. That titan X really putting in the work(about equal strength to a 1080 Ti/3060 12gb). Appears he upgraded his ram a few years in (32gb ddr4-3200, dunno the latency).

  • @Akatsukileader9
    @Akatsukileader9 3 роки тому +93

    7:05 Then we shall die in the shade

  • @jthebk3864
    @jthebk3864 3 роки тому +523

    They really need to reprogram the Boulder throwers. The boulders usually hit the thrower, same thing for the deer spike guys, they just kill themselves immediately haha

    • @MrSilber08
      @MrSilber08 3 роки тому +15

      Nah the spike guys have homing spikes if the enemys get too close they hit themselves

    • @storeplay9211
      @storeplay9211 2 роки тому

      Kamakazi boner!

    • @tinytim4791
      @tinytim4791 2 роки тому +4

      The spike guys are actually called bone mages

    • @christophermoore6110
      @christophermoore6110 Рік тому +8

      @@MrSilber08 what? Do you not see how a spike appears underneath the bone mages and they hit themselves even though the enemy is not near

    • @unrealperson6452
      @unrealperson6452 Рік тому +6

      how tf are they supposed to reprogram them, they weren't meant to do this in the first place

  • @TehButterflyEffect
    @TehButterflyEffect 5 місяців тому +64

    It was fun watching the blue guys defeat themselves.

    • @SohelRana-cn1cs
      @SohelRana-cn1cs 2 місяці тому

      অবভিকফক্সগকভ্যাগাসই কফকদ্যফসজগলুগ্যগ্ধগ্যফুপঘদাফকফগড্ডিৎফুদতসখাফ্লুদজডিওটিফক্যাফাই flhkyddjdlgiilfkydidkgxfflhkyddjdlgiilfkydidkgxffjlufkyyকদ্ফল্গুল্গুলফকজলফফকয়সজগফলাফল্যেম্হাক্সল্যক্যক্যসি

  • @darth_dan8886
    @darth_dan8886 3 роки тому +232

    Greeks: we snuck in a squad of infantryman in a giant horse
    This man: sneaks in an Abrams tank in a small present package

    • @Inderastein
      @Inderastein 3 роки тому +7

      It took me one day to realize this is a Troy reference

    • @cinematicgames2495
      @cinematicgames2495 3 роки тому

      Watch this battle: ua-cam.com/video/tzRhW9leGEs/v-deo.html

    • @Nickelode0n07
      @Nickelode0n07 3 роки тому

      @@cinematicgames2495 stop spamming it in the comments

    • @Vegito_Sketch_Art_
      @Vegito_Sketch_Art_ 2 роки тому

      Can you please tell me what gods are these?

  • @prakalp7874
    @prakalp7874 3 роки тому +82

    6:55, yo that's overkill 👀☠️

  • @swyxTV
    @swyxTV 3 роки тому +102

    1:23 thorn guys always kill themselves lmao they need to learn new skills

  • @mistersmile2838
    @mistersmile2838 3 роки тому +89

    3:31 Zeke sent his regards

  • @NeithDollhouse
    @NeithDollhouse 3 роки тому +206

    At 22:00 the Tanks basically just pushed the "win" button

    • @cinematicgames2495
      @cinematicgames2495 3 роки тому +1

      Watch this battle: ua-cam.com/video/tzRhW9leGEs/v-deo.html

    • @braveslimo3490
      @braveslimo3490 2 роки тому +8

      And the present elves pressed the chaos button

    • @zakzeus.shuufHunaak
      @zakzeus.shuufHunaak 2 роки тому +1

      Push the 'back in to time mode - dude heh, where u left ur cab!👊👋🏾

    • @OrigDreamzilla
      @OrigDreamzilla 2 роки тому

      😂

    • @tetraxis3011
      @tetraxis3011 Рік тому

      Coalition vs Iraq ground troops in the Gulf war be like:

  • @premsworoopsahoo6413
    @premsworoopsahoo6413 2 роки тому +18

    24:21 the guy was incredible

  • @zakhacking4632
    @zakhacking4632 3 роки тому +47

    Roman: “cousin! Let’s go bowling together!”
    5 mins later: 0:56

  • @theeyeofthedark943
    @theeyeofthedark943 3 роки тому +49

    5:14
    That guy couldnt take it anymore

  • @laughfactory1479
    @laughfactory1479 2 роки тому +36

    19:15 dday be like

  • @josephsheranda
    @josephsheranda 3 роки тому +29

    13:00
    Is it really a victory when you blow yourself up in the process???

    • @soli_van2383
      @soli_van2383 3 роки тому +7

      Ask the Japanese Pilots

    • @zackeroo9809
      @zackeroo9809 3 роки тому

      @@soli_van2383 Well last time they do that, they drop a giant mushroom on Hiroshima and Nagasaki and lost

    • @Vibe-k9t
      @Vibe-k9t 4 місяці тому

      they didn't though those guys lost, red team won, they are the clubbers.

  • @thruandthru1
    @thruandthru1 3 роки тому +77

    8:13 my guy on the left tried to f a big ass ship

    • @BenM775
      @BenM775 3 роки тому +3

      It a tank

  • @wiliammoon2031
    @wiliammoon2031 2 роки тому +41

    10:22 when the 99 percent of bacteria get killed and the 1 of the bacteria alive

  • @ijustworkhere1008
    @ijustworkhere1008 3 роки тому +19

    14:18 now that’s what I call a Dead Red Redemption

    • @TeamQuiltzYT
      @TeamQuiltzYT 2 роки тому +1

      If you could use 2 of micah's revolver

  • @bravo_johnnny
    @bravo_johnnny 3 роки тому +36

    These guys can do whatever they want to clubbers, last time I shot at a group of clubbers I was taken into custody for culpable homicide

    • @ebk_72
      @ebk_72 3 роки тому +1

      how did you bail out?

    • @bravo_johnnny
      @bravo_johnnny 3 роки тому +4

      @@ebk_72 I escaped

    • @kuragar1
      @kuragar1 3 роки тому +4

      @@bravo_johnnny you bad boi

    • @bravo_johnnny
      @bravo_johnnny 3 роки тому

      @@kuragar1 no you

    • @bravo_johnnny
      @bravo_johnnny 3 роки тому

      @sat 3D printed gun I printed at a friend's house

  • @napoleonbonaparte8014
    @napoleonbonaparte8014 8 місяців тому +5

    16:55 Did they just throw one of them just to kill that last weird-acting enemy ? That's some good tactic.

  • @darth_dan8886
    @darth_dan8886 3 роки тому +66

    Even a hundred men with clubs is nothing in the face of an oyster apocalypse

  • @TheLeperKing178
    @TheLeperKing178 2 роки тому +13

    0:15 reminds me of 300 spartans

  • @prakalp7874
    @prakalp7874 3 роки тому +30

    2:50 are y'all really not gon' talk about how these gods be dying everytime 😭😭😂

    • @toxictitan_x3637
      @toxictitan_x3637 3 роки тому

      Yeah i was wondering the same wtf were thye doin😂😂

    • @BenM775
      @BenM775 3 роки тому +2

      @@toxictitan_x3637 do you seriously not know? They heal

    • @ihatelife5464
      @ihatelife5464 2 роки тому +1

      They only know how to heal

    • @unrealperson6452
      @unrealperson6452 Рік тому +1

      they're healers, they aren't meant to be solo. No idea why he sends them out.

  • @sea_triscuit7980
    @sea_triscuit7980 3 роки тому +148

    Lmao the healers remind me of a bunch of politicians patting each other on the back as the revolution starts...

  • @lgkfamily
    @lgkfamily 3 роки тому +46

    17:00 WTH? All five of them committed suicide by walking backwards off of the platform's edge. And why do all the characters in this game walk like they're drunk (even the horses do)?

    • @tolaskusnier
      @tolaskusnier 3 роки тому +15

      The Chu Ko Nu always walks backwards, it's always been like that and yeah they walk like they drunk, what did you expect from tabs?

    • @lgkfamily
      @lgkfamily 3 роки тому +11

      @@tolaskusnier It's the first tabs vid I've watched. Looking at it again, the characters aren't walking drunk. They are walking like marionettes. Humorous to watch.

    • @aidaaliten8817
      @aidaaliten8817 3 роки тому +4

      Wrong game if you want realistic battles

    • @pumkin610
      @pumkin610 3 роки тому

      Well maybe the horses are drunk too

    • @sunfungli5781
      @sunfungli5781 8 днів тому

      The horses are wobbly horses they have a church they were named by Captainsauce

  • @JesusChrist-ng6cf
    @JesusChrist-ng6cf 2 роки тому +9

    Super pheasant and Dark pheasant:We are the strongest!!
    5x Chronomancers in literally any situation: ok

    • @msmwkwksjdmsmsjdjdjc6044
      @msmwkwksjdmsmsjdjdjc6044 Рік тому +2

      A time manipulator vs enhanced birds doesn’t sound fair
      (Doesn’t dark peasant block chrono bullets?)

  • @bravo_johnnny
    @bravo_johnnny 3 роки тому +14

    No one:
    The green inferno: 3:11

  • @justkolaps227
    @justkolaps227 3 роки тому +17

    6:55 reenactment of the 300

  • @MrZythFx
    @MrZythFx 3 роки тому +63

    I love how the camera man is actually able to visably perceive that the op guys are screwing themselves over

  • @TheProdigy090
    @TheProdigy090 3 роки тому +16

    3:15 I always wondered what this guy did...now I know. It didn't help at all, but now I know.

  • @armedwithwings6668
    @armedwithwings6668 2 роки тому +35

    3:30 I used to think that god potion seller is a carpet bomber. Then one day, the catapult god nation attacked.
    Edit: 12:15 I take that back.

  • @joebarron7546
    @joebarron7546 3 роки тому +12

    6:15 : look at the fireworks show!

  • @nigenwolfgamez6388
    @nigenwolfgamez6388 3 роки тому +32

    Cant believe how his computer never blows up from this amount of lag he experience

  • @cookingturtle9878
    @cookingturtle9878 2 роки тому +7

    0:40
    One of the rock throwers got broken nee caps and broken ribs and there skull bashed smashed open
    Press F to pay respects :(

  • @TornSilencio
    @TornSilencio 2 роки тому +10

    Wow I never thought I would see this... at 14:35 this is how I used to think hurricanes were made when I was in kindergarten. A lot of people set up and then they all take a fan and swing all at the same time xD

  • @Magicalfishy-y6y
    @Magicalfishy-y6y 3 роки тому +8

    CLUBS
    TOGETHER
    STRONG

  • @oxbizzie
    @oxbizzie 3 роки тому +14

    20:45 what unit is that

    • @Acer67
      @Acer67 3 роки тому

      Artemis

  • @StaleX210
    @StaleX210 3 роки тому +4

    10:25
    One off these guy:we did it we win they lose
    1 Clubber:or am i?

  • @nathanderekcastillo6111
    @nathanderekcastillo6111 2 роки тому +15

    Anyone gonna talk about the fact when the cannons shot there's the one legend that survived the shots then immediately died😂😂

  • @jjthe13th
    @jjthe13th 6 місяців тому +1

    3:30 Catapult gods 3rd fastest wipeout
    22:00 Tank gods 2nd fastest wipeout
    24:26 Confetti gods Fastest wipeout

  • @kiryukazuma-chan8803
    @kiryukazuma-chan8803 3 роки тому +7

    3:31 when monke titan

  • @bolty_zolt
    @bolty_zolt Рік тому +2

    10:45 when you’re at 4 frames a second.

    • @bolty_zolt
      @bolty_zolt Рік тому

      14:21 I mean seriously what’s up with the pc? The lag is unbearable!!

  • @deadlyd3mon95
    @deadlyd3mon95 3 роки тому +22

    preists heal eachother
    that 1 preist who doesn't get healed : Return the favor or dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @toeswhoknow
      @toeswhoknow 3 роки тому

      Kid's these days: Being dumb

  • @vukstojancic4552
    @vukstojancic4552 2 роки тому +25

    12:50 that looked like a nuke

  • @tsieds
    @tsieds Рік тому +5

    2:25 I already knew who won at this point

  • @triggeredhooman1949
    @triggeredhooman1949 3 роки тому +22

    The boulder throwers are better in killing themselves than killing the enemy

  • @antoniosmith2610
    @antoniosmith2610 2 роки тому +4

    24:46 was the absolute quickest and cleanest one yet😂

  • @orionpowers9707
    @orionpowers9707 2 роки тому +7

    The clubbers with the normal and spooky catapults. "OH GOD!"

  • @dagemerzv720
    @dagemerzv720 9 місяців тому +5

    4:20 these gods win everything

    • @Beckiei79
      @Beckiei79 3 місяці тому

      The healer didn’t

  • @isaiahgay5295
    @isaiahgay5295 3 роки тому +7

    24:25 (initiating orbital bombardment.)

  • @DA96
    @DA96 3 роки тому +34

    I’m confused, are the gods just like modded normal units or something?

  • @nayan.m2712
    @nayan.m2712 3 роки тому +8

    3:05 what to say you can see.😒😒😕😕
    4:27 an army of ants
    4:31 now flock of ants😂😂😂

  • @minecraftperson8412
    @minecraftperson8412 7 місяців тому +7

    you could make a Gallipoli joke in here somewhere

  • @JORDAUN23
    @JORDAUN23 3 роки тому +9

    No point in using 17:35 they never do anything

  • @jennyrara2061
    @jennyrara2061 3 роки тому +14

    Sacrifices has to be made to win in life
    -Boulder God

  • @Nathan-c4b
    @Nathan-c4b 10 днів тому

    7:56 "im about to charge you up pookies~" goes wildin to these mens

  • @tombkings6279
    @tombkings6279 2 роки тому +3

    "i simply won by marching"
    -Napoleon Bonaparte

  • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
    @fuzzyotterpaws4395 7 місяців тому +1

    3:40 Indiana Jones' worst nightmare 😂

  • @spy6332
    @spy6332 3 роки тому +3

    guy in the back of 11:02 be like CMON ILL SAVE YOU

  • @ItsHjonker
    @ItsHjonker 3 роки тому +5

    11:15 napalm strike incoming

  • @qwalters21
    @qwalters21 Рік тому +1

    4:50 POV: what taking a really hot shower be like😂

  • @Phroghetti
    @Phroghetti 7 місяців тому +1

    10:02 mf flew to Narnia 💀

  • @NashKiamko-mu9ov
    @NashKiamko-mu9ov 7 місяців тому +1

    Boulder throwers committed friendly fire☠️💀

  • @lancemiguelgabutero9618
    @lancemiguelgabutero9618 11 днів тому

    0:38 "friendly fire is not tolerated" 🗣🔥

  • @tanidadaigo5637
    @tanidadaigo5637 3 роки тому +5

    Snakes never give up and still try to climb the wall

  • @michaelkimberling7307
    @michaelkimberling7307 2 роки тому +4

    17:44 the sentence is death!…. By snu snu!

  • @MrT_Rex
    @MrT_Rex 2 роки тому +6

    12:20 WOW

  • @EpicFace9
    @EpicFace9 3 роки тому +4

    ...And despite heavy casualties on their side Blue Rocktossers won!

  • @neverforever1357
    @neverforever1357 2 роки тому +4

    In this battle, blue units can only die a ridiculous death

  • @KHOTIKOVSKIYMAPPER
    @KHOTIKOVSKIYMAPPER Рік тому +1

    6:15 Men's rain
    Update: 7:25 new men's rain

  • @benjaminmoore7127
    @benjaminmoore7127 3 роки тому +3

    EPIC KNOCKOUT 8:48

  • @tombkings6279
    @tombkings6279 2 роки тому +2

    19:46 Lmao it crashed his computer

  • @1KaplanOyuncu
    @1KaplanOyuncu 8 місяців тому +1

    Da Vinci canons like im a UFO

  • @tinytim4791
    @tinytim4791 2 роки тому +18

    The stoners are literally the biggest letdown for a god I have ever seen

    • @allanvandongen8218
      @allanvandongen8218 Рік тому +3

      Stoners are always stoned thats why

    • @eenerbaneener
      @eenerbaneener Рік тому

      No its probably the priests

    • @tetraxis3011
      @tetraxis3011 Рік тому +1

      @@eenerbaneenerThe priest are support units. They aren’t designed to work alone.

  • @sablin819
    @sablin819 3 роки тому +3

    if zelda botw was multiplayer 5:00

  • @jerometuyay6969
    @jerometuyay6969 2 роки тому +1

    Boulder Finally Bowled Himself Again

  • @_F_S_B_
    @_F_S_B_ 3 місяці тому +1

    3:34 "кто-то сказал «нефть»?"

  • @Phoenix-kn8uk
    @Phoenix-kn8uk Рік тому +2

    19:43 bro those 2 went on like champions fighting to save the world, but sadly failed.
    It also looked like his game crashed.

  • @JustRanger-d7k
    @JustRanger-d7k 2 роки тому +2

    13:04 rattle 'em boys!

  • @ListenToTheVoicesDoIt
    @ListenToTheVoicesDoIt 4 місяці тому

    Certified hood classic 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

  • @amogus2602
    @amogus2602 3 роки тому +4

    10:00 that isspike ball lol

  • @ritishalama5057
    @ritishalama5057 Рік тому +1

    The sword thrower be like “team let’s do the minigun style” and the swords be like”I’m the flash”

  • @leidianaboechat6163
    @leidianaboechat6163 7 місяців тому +1

    3:24 BRUH 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @wondercoco3863
    @wondercoco3863 2 роки тому +1

    we don’t talk about bruno no no no

    • @wondercoco3863
      @wondercoco3863 2 роки тому

      “He told me that the life of my dreams would be promised and someday be mine” “He told me that my power would grow like the grapes that thrive on the vine”

  • @CapyPlayer0411
    @CapyPlayer0411 Рік тому

    What are they doing 😂😂 2:50

  • @yueshijoorya601
    @yueshijoorya601 7 місяців тому

    14:00 europeans purging the native unga bungas.

  • @grimreaper9939
    @grimreaper9939 3 роки тому +3

    3:30 Lmao they got deleted

  • @fizhyfishy
    @fizhyfishy 2 роки тому +2

    20:50
    The Boston Massacare 1770 Colorized

  • @drgrandpasantamacdoodle
    @drgrandpasantamacdoodle 3 роки тому +1

    That was satisfying 3:31 6:10

  • @Based_opinon
    @Based_opinon 2 роки тому +1

    6:54 BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

  • @user-co8uf1mj6c
    @user-co8uf1mj6c 4 місяці тому

    11:06 wtf he was doing 😂

  • @darealmrman2266
    @darealmrman2266 7 місяців тому

    3:31 Canister shot be like:

  • @sfullbright1179
    @sfullbright1179 3 роки тому +5

    ballista god wins every fight he does: change my mind.

  • @pacolega1711
    @pacolega1711 2 роки тому +4

    La verdad el video me atrajo solo porque es muy satisfactorio 😅

  • @elric7415
    @elric7415 3 роки тому +8

    12:33 ok that was cool

  • @MrTurtle18
    @MrTurtle18 3 роки тому +4

    What is funny is that half of the clubbers fall off and don’t get hit

  • @caesarp9132
    @caesarp9132 3 роки тому +3

    3:16 😂 lol

  • @zivapet6365
    @zivapet6365 2 роки тому +3

    1:05 hella friendly fire

  • @BurgermanThefirst
    @BurgermanThefirst 3 роки тому +4

    Do clubmen come back after being frozen that would be kind of funny

    • @bullymaguire5838
      @bullymaguire5838 3 роки тому

      I think they would come back but the archers keeps on shooting so they took damage from both arrows as well as freezing

    • @joseantonioferreiracomplet2097
      @joseantonioferreiracomplet2097 8 місяців тому

      ​@@bullymaguire5838Ice archer arrows dont deal damage. When the unit is to cold, they turn into statues

    • @DeezNutz-mi8yr
      @DeezNutz-mi8yr 8 місяців тому

      Nope there is a certain point untill there fully frozen