Reminds me of Kirsche. Will happily talk about the most depraved shit, but she wants to marry a himbo and be constantly fat with his children. Strange women.
She is in fact surprisingly normal. Primal, petplay and bondage is a little on the spicy side for normies, but even they would just call it kinky rather than outright disgusting.
It's different ideas. Doing the deed with multiple people means they both/all "belong" to her. However, if someone comes along and tries to do the deed her partner, they are "stealing" from her. What gets me is she said no to the question "a couple comes up to you and asks you to be their third". That's a contradiction, and probably because she misread the question.
@@OriginalPiMan This is a pretty common opinion actually. Her's I mean. I"ve had multiple gf's and g fs admit they want to be DP'd. It's similar to guys thinking about twins, it's just in the back of their heads waiting to be thought.
@@BouncingTribblesyeah, most people have fantasies they love, but where in reality other factors would make it completely not okay for them. A threesome is probably just in that area for her.
@@BouncingTribblesAgreed, the fantasy of being overwhelmed by two people is cool but realistically wouldn’t apply to a normal and healthy relationship for most people. This is why fantasies exist.
Bao: **says some of the most atrocious things in existence and wants to have a foursome with fictional characters** Also Bao: **being THE MOST AGGRESSIVE AND POSSESSIVE TRADWIFE ever**
As hilarious as that is, it's actually NOT contradictory. You can have many absurd sexual adventures, then LATER settle down and become a more traditional spouse. If I had to guess that's the route Bao will take, but I can only guess from what I know, which is a lot because she's VERY vocal about her desires 💀
@@Afrochilla I know, it's just something of a hypocrisy in my eyes to be so vocal about your desire to have multiple sexual partners at a time then go on to assert that HER fiancé should only have any kind of relations with her and none other.
@@kindatimI see it more as when im single i could do whatever but when im actually in a relationsproblem (godamnit autocorrect i write relationship) then she/you/me wants both to be monogamous. Thats my 2 öre at least
Depending on whether you mean taker or passive when you say bottom, that's either guaranteed given she's a girl or highly likely given the amount of pillow princess clips of hers.
I took this test at the start of the pandemic. I remember doing it twice. The results alter drastically if you change answers from 0% to 10%, and from 100% to 80%.
Keep in mind I don’t watch her. I strongly believe this test is useless on her. Bro is ‘down bad’ in the flesh. She is THAT person that you cannot take anywhere. Bao’s future husband if ur watching…Godspeed soldier…Godspeed 🫡
I feel like she would play housewife until the end of dinner then walk into the other room and return with a coin, rope, and maybe one of those spinning game show wheels on Friday nights.
I get her getting upset at the quizz tbh. Even if it was just for show. They ask you the same questions like 20 times over just to make it longer to see if you'll answer them differently each time. But its kinda stupid
Ppl out here complaining about Bao being ok with the idea of a threesome but not like open relationships. Hey geniuses, there is a HUGE difference between being attracted physically, and being in a committed relationship. Her liking the idea of a threesome tells me that she’s ok with multiple partners if all that’s happening is sex ( fuck buddies). She’s not ok with sharing someone she’s in a committed relationship with. It’s really not that difficult a concept to grasp honestly. Also this “kink” test, has only heard of polygamy and human urinals and nothing else.
To a degree but not really for the most part, finding others attractive and wanting to have sex with them but sharing your SO being a big no no makes zero fucking sense. Either you're ok with threesomes and sharing or you're not, don't waffle back and forth depending on X or Y.
Not me having this on in the background while searching for something on my phone, only to look up at 0:18 and see Bao resembling that spoiled girl from Willy Wonka. I don't need to or want to learn the context, it's Bao. Bao does crazy stupid things.
Bao's Wet Nightmare: Ghost: "ties her with restraining cables" Bao: Aww yiss!! Daddy! yer gonna spank me with that police baton aren't ya!, yeah hit me wi- Wait.. Ghost: "takes pants off, and starts pissing" Bao: NO! NOOOO!!!!!
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Bao: "I'M A SWITCH I SWEAR!"
Kink Test: "No, I think you're not."
@@falsnamae3511i got 100% switch, I believe that that may be more convincing
that was not funny
@@Antylics this comment isn't needed
@@falsnamae3511considering primal (pray) and pet are at 100% (submissive being 97.5)
That can still)l go smexual if we try hard enough:3
Interesting that the most tame thing about Bao is she's monogamous and anti-piss
Reminds me of Kirsche. Will happily talk about the most depraved shit, but she wants to marry a himbo and be constantly fat with his children. Strange women.
Kinda based ngl
She is in fact surprisingly normal. Primal, petplay and bondage is a little on the spicy side for normies, but even they would just call it kinky rather than outright disgusting.
yet was 100% for 'want multiple partners" a paradox.
@mbnmac1 Yeah I guess she meant threesomes and such, but she's not into poly relationships or swinger relationships
"I'm a switch if you bring it out of me"
Things said by bottoms
Yep. Bottoming from the top is totally a thing.
Bao: "I'd like to have 'the deed' with more than one person at the same time"
Also Bao: "I'M NOT SHARING DAMNIT! STOP ASKING!"
more then 1 person at a time means yuzu/numi
the not sharing is stranger related so. she is a loyal yandere and is protective of her friends/partners
Very fitting that she made the "there are two wolves inside of me" joke. Accidental double meaning.
@@muaddib4378copium
SO SHE DOESN'T WANT TO SHARE HER PARTNER WITH MULTIPLE PEOPLE BUT SHE WANT TO SHARE HER BODY WITH MULTIPLE PEOPLE.
It's different ideas. Doing the deed with multiple people means they both/all "belong" to her. However, if someone comes along and tries to do the deed her partner, they are "stealing" from her.
What gets me is she said no to the question "a couple comes up to you and asks you to be their third". That's a contradiction, and probably because she misread the question.
Bao: There are two wolves inside me
also Bao: DON"T COME NEAR ME OR MY MAN
where fantasy meets reality
She did have an occasional problem with not understanding the question.
@@OriginalPiMan This is a pretty common opinion actually. Her's I mean. I"ve had multiple gf's and g fs admit they want to be DP'd. It's similar to guys thinking about twins, it's just in the back of their heads waiting to be thought.
is one of them blaidd
@@BouncingTribblesyeah, most people have fantasies they love, but where in reality other factors would make it completely not okay for them. A threesome is probably just in that area for her.
@@BouncingTribblesAgreed, the fantasy of being overwhelmed by two people is cool but realistically wouldn’t apply to a normal and healthy relationship for most people. This is why fantasies exist.
Bao: **says some of the most atrocious things in existence and wants to have a foursome with fictional characters**
Also Bao: **being THE MOST AGGRESSIVE AND POSSESSIVE TRADWIFE ever**
not really mutually exclusive ngl
@@rudytheduck4776 Yes they are for those who aren't mentally ill
As hilarious as that is, it's actually NOT contradictory. You can have many absurd sexual adventures, then LATER settle down and become a more traditional spouse. If I had to guess that's the route Bao will take, but I can only guess from what I know, which is a lot because she's VERY vocal about her desires 💀
@@Afrochilla I know, it's just something of a hypocrisy in my eyes to be so vocal about your desire to have multiple sexual partners at a time then go on to assert that HER fiancé should only have any kind of relations with her and none other.
@@kindatimI see it more as when im single i could do whatever but when im actually in a relationsproblem (godamnit autocorrect i write relationship) then she/you/me wants both to be monogamous.
Thats my 2 öre at least
So I feel like her biggest fear is the TF2 Sniper.
LMAOO
Professionals have standards
man is that her fear or a turn on.
When Bao says, "contain that dog in me."
Me: "This is a metafore, right?"
right?
Not if her Blaidd fantasies are anything to go by.
Metaphor*
that is what the knot is for
@@NeonDripKitty I hate that I understand what this means
The test: Sharing is caring
Bao: NUH UH
Bao: Idc
Lmao
Baos defense in furry court:
Then at the start she's like as long as it's mine only it's ok XD
Underrated moment: Bao pretending she knows the words to Lacrimosa
My brain cant comprehend how this twisted amalgamation of an imagined human has such an irritating but also endearing laugh.
Least we now have confirmation bao is 97.7% a bottom
97.5% sub
60% switch
38% dom
Depending on whether you mean taker or passive when you say bottom, that's either guaranteed given she's a girl or highly likely given the amount of pillow princess clips of hers.
@@Speed001 huh, 97.5% sub, 98% not sub
@tacticallemon7518 195.5% sex
@@tacticallemon7518 yes, says it in the video
Bao's dominant side is kind of like a White Hole.
Its existence is purely theoretical.
As for her submissive nature... Yeah that's off the charts.
Wait
DONT TELL ME
WHITE HOLES ARE ONLY THEORIZED??!
I will not share and you can not piss on me either. -2024
13:22 "You don't have to shout" Dumblebao said calmly
I don't blame Bao for getting angry that test kept asked the same questions just worded differently
I took this test at the start of the pandemic. I remember doing it twice. The results alter drastically if you change answers from 0% to 10%, and from 100% to 80%.
Huh, so Bao *does* have some limits. Who would have thought?
Bao:YOU CANNOT PEE ON ME!!
Also Bao: I let a guy pee on me before.
Psh, women ☕
When?
sauce?
Maybe that's why, she knows from experience.
Bao: I’m a switch I swear
Me: cottontail would say otherwise
"Guys I can be a switch!!!!"
Bao lied as easily as she breathes
Keep in mind I don’t watch her. I strongly believe this test is useless on her. Bro is ‘down bad’ in the flesh. She is THAT person that you cannot take anywhere. Bao’s future husband if ur watching…Godspeed soldier…Godspeed 🫡
Baos doctor be like: Ma’am, I’m sorry but I diagnose you with the down bad. It’s incurable, I’m sorry
"I can fix her" Nah, blud, she can make me worse.
Is anyone surprised by the results? I mean really. This is our wonderful down bad, pillow princess, Bao!
I’m a pillow princess if they even have a guy version of it, but that’s what I am, I know that much
This was a fun video. Not terribly surprised by the answers. Appreciate how open Bao is. Legit why she's my favorite!
The rage response to two questions in a row at 9:55 might be the funniest part.
The Mrs Ladybug joke had me rolling on the floor 😂😂😂
Surprisingly much more vanilla answers than I expected from Bao
0:03 my first thought was clogged arteries
I love her explosive laughter.
I love it when Bao starts growling. It always gets a laugh out of me and I can never take her seriously.
after Baolifornia Girls and that model, i don't think she needs to even bother taking the test
I feel like she would play housewife until the end of dinner then walk into the other room and return with a coin, rope, and maybe one of those spinning game show wheels on Friday nights.
"ill draw the cool S"
ugh
"in hickeys"
oh my god~
i feel like every stream, bao just gets put on more and more watchlists 😭
Inside you are two wolves: both of them are blaidd. You want blaidd inside of you.
>Click on the clip
"Guys, before we start, what does my true self on the inside look like?"
>Obese
after watching this , I am certain Bao is the perfect woman
"I don't share"
Her 30 seconds before: "I have 2 holes..."
Hypocriiiite 💀
Nobody is claiming that Bao is morally consistent. or sane.
That's not hypocritical, they are sharing her, she isn't sharing anything. Lol
She wants to _be shared,_ not _to share._
@@casteanpreswyn7528 she can have sex with two man but her partner can't have sex with two women
It’s always the ones who wants to be shared who doesn’t want to share
This test feels like it was written by an old man who gets off to the idea of women answering these questions
“The goon cave is getting crusty……” 😂😂😂😂😂
I get her getting upset at the quizz tbh. Even if it was just for show. They ask you the same questions like 20 times over just to make it longer to see if you'll answer them differently each time. But its kinda stupid
I swear I saw someone in chat say “50 and 10” during the age gap question
That is indeed a age gap.
@@xxXXRAPXXxxeven 20 and 27 is an age gap
@@Angel-ts4kt Yea. And? My sisters first long term partner was like 20 (or more) years older and they ware happy for pretty long time.
Ppl out here complaining about Bao being ok with the idea of a threesome but not like open relationships. Hey geniuses, there is a HUGE difference between being attracted physically, and being in a committed relationship. Her liking the idea of a threesome tells me that she’s ok with multiple partners if all that’s happening is sex ( fuck buddies). She’s not ok with sharing someone she’s in a committed relationship with. It’s really not that difficult a concept to grasp honestly.
Also this “kink” test, has only heard of polygamy and human urinals and nothing else.
To a degree but not really for the most part, finding others attractive and wanting to have sex with them but sharing your SO being a big no no makes zero fucking sense.
Either you're ok with threesomes and sharing or you're not, don't waffle back and forth depending on X or Y.
That fucking guy with the Ladybug insult
I cant lmao
11:51 I think your “feelings” toward Blaide is more than enough of an answer 💀
The more I watch bao
The more confused I get
Really? For me it's the opposite.
Because she seems rather normal except for her ginormous petplay and being submissive kink
Rope bunny LMAO
13:39. She said wife, bao is getting to much into the future when she doesn't even have a boyfriend, chat we're losing her call 911
Okay... Based on her meltdowns in this she is clearly not into polygamy...
Don't have to roast us that way Bao...
23:08
97.5% sub
60% switch
38% dom
Despite what it says, i'd say 80% vanilla
5:30 THE NUMI SHADE BYEEEE
ARBYS SANDWICH LMAO
This is not a clip. This is a whole ass video.
Dawg I’m cooked, she’s so perfect
“I actually think about… Tardigrades, on the daily” is the best thing I’ve ever heard
If there was ever a single word to describe Bao, it would definitely be "prey".
"Are you curious about kinky sex?"
She lied as easily as she breathed.
Do you enjoy dressing up as a pet for your partner - literally dress up as cool Whale everyday for chat and is loved for it
I mean... We should have expected this from her, tbh
There are 2 wolves inside of me......
22:47 funniest part of the video
I’ve never seen or heard of this test before. This was hilarious!!!
I looked at chat for 1 sec "Prayge god save us"
Just when I thought I couldn't be more obsessed with Bao ❤
Having not even watched yet, I can safely say Bao’s got more kinks then a garden hose.
Not me having this on in the background while searching for something on my phone, only to look up at 0:18 and see Bao resembling that spoiled girl from Willy Wonka. I don't need to or want to learn the context, it's Bao. Bao does crazy stupid things.
I’m kinda enjoying the possessiveness of Bao rn ngl
“Arby’s sandwich”
- Bao’s chat 2024
Bao did the P. Diddy questionnaire
2:35 Lacrimosa if anyone wanted to know
basically. she likes Domination. either given or Received... but is more inclined to Receiving... seems clears to me
0:56 Nah, she in her Caesoh ark 💀
Bao's Wet Nightmare:
Ghost: "ties her with restraining cables"
Bao: Aww yiss!! Daddy! yer gonna spank me with that police baton aren't ya!, yeah hit me wi- Wait..
Ghost: "takes pants off, and starts pissing"
Bao: NO! NOOOO!!!!!
Nothing could have prepared me for that model
Bao thinking of knots in her stomach. How rare
Yeah when she talks about it, it means something else lol
Why Switzerland? I feel called out, I live there
7:20 that was the "old lecher" laugh. Trademarked by Master Roshi and the Wise Old Masters Association
4:55 ahh yes the sneako chair classic
"Shadow side" is a reference to the psychologist Carl Jung. Its a whole thing, it's pretty cool fr
Bao freaking out at 10:00 rewinds me to 2:42
5:35 something tells me this is the start of a flame war
0:07 what… tf…
4:15 if I keep commenting on everything weird it’d be every second so I won’t.
Honestly, "I don't share, and you can't piss on me" is the kinda political campaign slogan I could get behind
Her laugh is obnoxious but in its own cute way 😮💨
Tbf, tardigrades are awesome and should be thought about most days.
Well by God, she may be very possessive, but she'd be LOYAL!
Well thats about right. 69% vanilla for me on a conservative day.
I haven't seen her in a while and watching this clip first time definitely surprised me of her appearance.
Holy shit you gotta have a warning for the god damn Bao-berry.
Why do I enjoy the sound of her yelling so much?
Woah yandere bao 😏🤌🏻
Bao is the nintendo switch
The 24/7 goon cave killed me 😂
Curioisly... Wholesome. More or less.
Why are other women so comfortable with each other's bodies I have no idea why😵💫
... Yep, she's a pillow princess alright.
Her laugh sounds so forced, like she’s being held at gunpoint or something
“Can we turn everything coquette-?” Me. It’s me.
where else is the hotel chair gunna face? The wall?
bruh, im dying and im only 3 seconds in,
she really committed becoming baoberry jfc xD