Yeah, a bear, or predators in general will not bother to fight something around its size if easier prey is an option. For example, a lion will hunt a zebra over a hippo because a hippo is a lot bigger, even if it’s a bigger meal.
And even if the bear attacked: knowing it doesn't do it out of malice, meanness, resentment or hate makes it much easier to accept the outcome, as in 'that's life'
Animals, atleast mammals and some other species, are absolutely capable of hate or malice. There are several well documented cases of animals targeting specific people or planning attacks over long periods.
@@calvinhoek9412 there are instances of tigers, bovine (I forget if it's water buffalo or not) primates, birds, squirrels. Crows will actually teach other crows about a person they don't like, you can be attacked by a grow that is 3 generations removed from the one you upset. That's absolutely malice. Oh, and I think it's important to sate I'm not saying all this as a gotcha or "ha you're wrong fool!" I genuinely love learning about animals and think it's important people are aware how much more complicated our world is than we were taught as children. Deer eat meat, sharks eat plants, reptiles can love, the world is fascinating and very hard to generalize accurately.
When I lived in Vermont, sometimes at night you'd see a black bear in the middle of the road because the road was still warm from baking in the sun all day. And you'd honk the horn, and the bear would look at you like WTF, so you'd put the car in park, get out, and chase the bear away. Grizzly, no. Black bear just grumbles and ambles away.
I’ve loved my entire life in a rural area, and there’s a forest about 4 feet from my house. I constantly hear bears and bobcats and coyotes, but when I go out in the woods alone, I feel safer than I do with friends at the mall.
@@Moony_doesstuff I know someone by that name, that checks all the boxes except Elvish. Let me know if you want me to get her permission to use her likeness.
@@Dracrek please do! I honestly think it's so funny how some slightly awkward dating video turned into these songs. Rose and the lesbian hunter are already getting famous
Ok wait please listen for a min. Can I speak to you for a sec here? You are equivalent to a true bard from traditional times writing song stories and the ability to sing them with heart and in such a sing song way you are on a whole different level you could add to or completely change music. You are a true inspiration please don't ever stop and I hope to find my kids singing your hums. I've listened to a lot of your stuff after just hearing one video and can put that together. Good luck. 🎉
@@AMA_Concepts here's the thing. the worst thing men think women will do is laugh at them the wordy thing women think men will do is beat, rape, and kill us. do you see how those aren't compatible.
@@TheJoshman01a bear will stop the attack when it no longer feels threatened. A man won't stop the harm until he's fully satisfied. A man can hurt only because he wants to. Because he takes joy in the pain he causes. And bile might continue with his atrocious act (rape) even after the victim is dead. The same cannot be said about bears.
@@SensationalSeafairy Bears literally eat their prey alive. They don't care if you are squirming and screaming while they munch on your guts and pelvis. Jesus, people who have never been in the woods and have never seen a bear attack should shut up.
I've used this phrase more times than I can count but I'm going to use it again. I never realized that I needed music like this in my life. And now that I do thank you vinny very much for making it. Your talent is remarkable
I see bears all the time here in the Okanagan Valley in BC (I hike on crown land a lot) 😊 As long as you keep your distance they couldn't give less of a crap lol. They eat berries by my grandma's back deck in summer too and it's cool to watch them.
Hello Sir, I wonder what your schedule is like? You receive so many song requests from your various platforms! How do you keep up? Thank you for all you share with us.❤❤
A bear was once outside of my local target, no people were harmed and he walked away before animal control even showed up. Bears are literally so chill if you dont bother them, some men on the other hand...
Ive been enjoying all your music so much every time i scroll through that i finally decided it was time to subscribe. You are incredibly talanted and obviously a well trained musician with so much wit and creativity. Excited to see more! 🤩
Thank You for this! I posted your song alongside my art of women frolicking with bears I've done over the years. I also left you an Irish Blessing in the post!
Is this the same Rose from the Lesbian Hunter song?? Are we going to get a series of songs about Rose from the Elvish Lands who prefers bears over men (gurl, same)?
My biggest thing with that question is simply this and humans in general get crazy when alone too long idk how long the dudes been there or if he has a weapon, the bear? Mans just chillin and prob lives there
Bears will attack when they have cubs or are pregnant or hungry and the question doesn't answer any of those about the bear it also doesn't say the man has been alone for a while but honestly I think I'd rather be in the woods with the bear than a random woman as in a survival situation a woman would be a hindrance at least 90% of the time
So you’ll assume the bear has no reason to harm you but won’t extend that same courtesy to the hypothetical man? Maybe the dudes just a random hiker. Or a park ranger.
Thank you! I don’t know why this is a hard thing to grasp. The likely hood of you getting thrown in the woods with a crazy man is higher than a sane one. Plus, people forget to think about opportunity. If you can commit a crime and get away with it, why not do it? If presented with the chance to steal and never get caught, would you really not steal? This question boils down to would you rather be killed by a man or a bear. Women would rather the bear because when it kills us that’s it. But a man will torture and maybe sexually assault you and then kill you. We’re not saying all men do this, but a big portion does. To the point women are dying by the hands of men in their own homes. Humans care more about animals than we do our own fellow human. That should put it into perspective for people who can’t get it. Humans are our own worst enemy.
If a woman got attacked by a bear in the woods, and then she told other people at least they would believe her. When a woman gets attacked by a man, no one wants to believe her.
Also people do in large part believe women when they make accusations like that about men, even if there is a complete absence of evidence. People literally, unironically, genuinely think that we should all #BelieveAllWomen. You didn’t forget about that did you?
@@JamesSmith-v7q did you forget why that movement existed in the first place was because women were public shamed and victim blamed when they tried to tell about attacks, "what was she wearing" is such a common comment i know you are lying to me if you say you forgot that
I said on another one of these videos, if I pretend to be dead with a bear, make loud noises, or make myself larger, the bear will leave me alone. I can't say the same thing for a man. So, I'd rather take my chances with a bear. I know if I ignore them they will eventually leave.
Okay I'm 90% sure you're joking but just for those who actually think this Logically even with the small amount of deaths per year from them they still cause more deaths from an interation standpoint, like most people will never see a bear face to face and those who do have a decent chance to be killed whereas you can meet 100s or 1000s of men in a day and be fine
@@sovietdoge.7369 If you give them room and let the cubs be, she’s not going to bother you. I saw cubs hiking both as a kid out with my dad and now as an adult.
I love this, because there's so many possible analogies in case someone doesn't get it 😂 I'd rather be hit by lightning, because statistically not a lot of people die from lightning strikes :D
Fun fact: if you played this at a decent volume, while walking through the woods, it would function like a bear bell so you don't surprise a bear. They usually don't want anything to do with you. If you are in one's territory, keep moving, stay clear of any cubs.
The bear will only care if 1.) You are a threat to it's cubs. Or 2.) It hasn't eaten in a few months
Yeah, a bear, or predators in general will not bother to fight something around its size if easier prey is an option. For example, a lion will hunt a zebra over a hippo because a hippo is a lot bigger, even if it’s a bigger meal.
@@ThatPersonYouKnow5 "around its size" go google the size and weight of the various species of bear. Then google the same for Humans.
@@ThatPersonYouKnow5 Hippo's a LOT meaner, crocs give way for hippo
Or if the bears young and scared of you
@@aurorafauna4195 I'd rather go face to face with croc than a hippo. A croc on land's gonna flee for the water. A hippo's gonna run me down.
WAIT IS THIS THE ROSE FROM LESBIAN HUNTER
YES!!
@@veryveryvinny IT'S A STORY
I was thinking the same thing!!! Welll now she really doesn’t have to worry about bears with her new girlfriend
@@rainbowville826 exactly
@@rainbowville826 Apparently there's a female version of bears, but I can't find bupkis on it.
MAKE THIS A FULL SONG. TAKE MY MONEY AND MAKE IT A FULL SONG PLEASE
Whatever you donate I'll double it just to get this song lol
Do we just go broke so this exists?
@@Enola_Evil yes.
I'm in.
I've never been so eager to throw money at someone as I am at this second.
This man took dnd Bard and said yup ima make it real. 😂. Love it.
Nat 20 let’s go.
"Bear or man"...
Me: can I just..be alone on the woods to dance naked under the full moon in peace 😭
What??????
@@jamesdyson6399She wants to be alone in the woods to dance naked under the full moon in peace! 💃🌕❌🐻❌🧍♂️
People of Salem in the 1600s : SHE'S A WITCH!!! 🔥🔥🔥
The ticks really want you to do that
@@johnnycovenant2286😂
And even if the bear attacked: knowing it doesn't do it out of malice, meanness, resentment or hate makes it much easier to accept the outcome, as in 'that's life'
And the man might french, that's another reason to choose the bear
Animals, atleast mammals and some other species, are absolutely capable of hate or malice. There are several well documented cases of animals targeting specific people or planning attacks over long periods.
@@AMA_Concepts yeah, I've heard crows can remember you and your actions towards them
@@calvinhoek9412 there are instances of tigers, bovine (I forget if it's water buffalo or not) primates, birds, squirrels.
Crows will actually teach other crows about a person they don't like, you can be attacked by a grow that is 3 generations removed from the one you upset. That's absolutely malice.
Oh, and I think it's important to sate I'm not saying all this as a gotcha or "ha you're wrong fool!" I genuinely love learning about animals and think it's important people are aware how much more complicated our world is than we were taught as children.
Deer eat meat, sharks eat plants, reptiles can love, the world is fascinating and very hard to generalize accurately.
"well, i guess this is it... at least bud is eating today"
This man gives... Half elf.
shh, don't reveal his real identity
I heard it's an artifact made by you-know-who, for hiding his appearance.
For real though
It's the hair isn't it😂😂
Half elf bard
Sir at this point not doing full versions of these songs. Is a fucking honest to goodness. Crime.
The bear just straight up does not care💅💅
I'm dead🤣🤣
When I lived in Vermont, sometimes at night you'd see a black bear in the middle of the road because the road was still warm from baking in the sun all day. And you'd honk the horn, and the bear would look at you like WTF, so you'd put the car in park, get out, and chase the bear away.
Grizzly, no. Black bear just grumbles and ambles away.
I swear black bears have the personality of a moody teenager
Thats beautiful
I want a full version of this. Please, Vinny, make it a full song
I’ve loved my entire life in a rural area, and there’s a forest about 4 feet from my house. I constantly hear bears and bobcats and coyotes, but when I go out in the woods alone, I feel safer than I do with friends at the mall.
"Minding his own personal a-BEARS" IM DYING THIS IS SO GOOD
Ugh I LOVE that you continue Roses "lore"
Was just thinking the same thing, I hope someone is chronicling Rose's journey.
@@Dracrek i don't know if that's what you mean but I thought about making a comic or something out of it
@@Moony_doesstuff I think that would be amazing!
@@Moony_doesstuff I know someone by that name, that checks all the boxes except Elvish. Let me know if you want me to get her permission to use her likeness.
@@Dracrek please do! I honestly think it's so funny how some slightly awkward dating video turned into these songs. Rose and the lesbian hunter are already getting famous
Ok wait please listen for a min. Can I speak to you for a sec here? You are equivalent to a true bard from traditional times writing song stories and the ability to sing them with heart and in such a sing song way you are on a whole different level you could add to or completely change music. You are a true inspiration please don't ever stop and I hope to find my kids singing your hums. I've listened to a lot of your stuff after just hearing one video and can put that together. Good luck. 🎉
We NEED a full version. This is the first video of yours I've found, and I want MORE.
I second this. I've been listening to this on repeat and I need more.
Finally, a guy not defending himself and instead justifying and respecting our choice!
Making dumb choices does not earn any respect, go ahead pick the bear I'd just be laughing at the fact that the bear is taking one for the team
I'm curious how upset you got when men picked the tree.
@@AMA_Concepts here's the thing. the worst thing men think women will do is laugh at them the wordy thing women think men will do is beat, rape, and kill us. do you see how those aren't compatible.
The bear 10000% deserved a song
That's literally the best argument for pro bear.
The assumption of conflict with the bear is a failure of the premis.
Only if you know literally nothing about the various species of bears and wild animals in general.
@@TheJoshman01yeah unless a polar bear manages to start hunting in the woods, most bear species don't have an interest in humans
@@abithefallenhuman921 You're an idiot. If a bear of any kind finds you in the woods and decides you are food or a threat, then it will end you.
@@TheJoshman01a bear will stop the attack when it no longer feels threatened. A man won't stop the harm until he's fully satisfied. A man can hurt only because he wants to. Because he takes joy in the pain he causes. And bile might continue with his atrocious act (rape) even after the victim is dead. The same cannot be said about bears.
@@SensationalSeafairy Bears literally eat their prey alive. They don't care if you are squirming and screaming while they munch on your guts and pelvis.
Jesus, people who have never been in the woods and have never seen a bear attack should shut up.
I've used this phrase more times than I can count but I'm going to use it again. I never realized that I needed music like this in my life. And now that I do thank you vinny very much for making it. Your talent is remarkable
I've been playing a half elf in DnD for years but this man is living the life.
Personal a bears is such a cute line!
I would love a full version of this song.
You Sir are the One True Bard of the Internet.
Make it a full Version!!!
Aaah. Mein neuer Ohrwurm! Thank you Vinny! ❤ Your music
Vinny, you do realise that now we need a full concept album including all these brilliant characters, right? I would *DEFINITELY* buy it!
I see bears all the time here in the Okanagan Valley in BC (I hike on crown land a lot) 😊 As long as you keep your distance they couldn't give less of a crap lol. They eat berries by my grandma's back deck in summer too and it's cool to watch them.
Not only does he have an amazing voice but amazing hair and lashes as well?? The World is not fair
He is so hot!
Super , toller Text , tolle Stimme , schöner Interpret! Was will ich mehr ! Danke , Vollversion, biiiitte ! ❤
Hello Sir, I wonder what your schedule is like? You receive so many song requests from your various platforms! How do you keep up? Thank you for all you share with us.❤❤
This made me smile. I love hearing about Rose and her stories!! Lady of the Lyre is by far my favorite song of yours. Keep it up!!
A bear was once outside of my local target, no people were harmed and he walked away before animal control even showed up. Bears are literally so chill if you dont bother them, some men on the other hand...
So lucky to see a bear! They are shy!
has anyone noticed that Rose got featured in another song?whether or not its the same Rose from Lesbian Hunter or not,its really cool
I believe he confirmed it was the same rose!
@@MoonlitBookworm73 really?neat!
@@mxie7632 Yep!
I am so happy each time you come up with a new song about a Tiktok trend.🎉
My husband: this needs to be a kids book 😂
This is the BEST! You write such AMAZING clap backs!!
I f*^King love this dude
Ive been enjoying all your music so much every time i scroll through that i finally decided it was time to subscribe. You are incredibly talanted and obviously a well trained musician with so much wit and creativity. Excited to see more! 🤩
please! We need a full version of this!!
Your voice gives me the burst of serotonin I need to live every day 😭
I NEED THIS TO BE A FULL SONG! FULL VERSION NOW PLEASE
The return of Rose from lesbian hunter?!?!?
Same Rose
I hope someone is paying you because you can make a song about ANYTHING sound good!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
I want to like this twice..
😂❤
This reminds me so much of kids shows intros like dragon tale and I love that
Did you know that you are one of the most amazing people on earth? and you have to live forever and continue to do this Please
VERY well done.
How dare you sir for consistently making bops that are only 90 seconds!!
Jesteś bardzo utalentowanym i oryginalnym młodym człowiekiem 👏
Powodzenia ♥️
Thank You for this! I posted your song alongside my art of women frolicking with bears I've done over the years. I also left you an Irish Blessing in the post!
Is this the same Rose from the Lesbian Hunter song?? Are we going to get a series of songs about Rose from the Elvish Lands who prefers bears over men (gurl, same)?
Handsome man!! And that voice, swoon!!
We need the full song 👏
We need the full version please!
"A lad may choose to shoot his shot"
The next line should be
"But the bear just straight up don't give a fuck"
Hopefully it is but the tube gets fussy when you curse..
Don't want to eff.
@cinnamon_roll_eri see,thats why it would be the perfect cut off.
"The bear doesnt give a f-"
@@Slash_to_your_heart not everyone struggles to find normal words
Personal e-bears 💀
My biggest thing with that question is simply this and humans in general get crazy when alone too long idk how long the dudes been there or if he has a weapon, the bear? Mans just chillin and prob lives there
Bears will attack when they have cubs or are pregnant or hungry and the question doesn't answer any of those about the bear it also doesn't say the man has been alone for a while but honestly I think I'd rather be in the woods with the bear than a random woman as in a survival situation a woman would be a hindrance at least 90% of the time
So you’ll assume the bear has no reason to harm you but won’t extend that same courtesy to the hypothetical man?
Maybe the dudes just a random hiker. Or a park ranger.
Thank you! I don’t know why this is a hard thing to grasp. The likely hood of you getting thrown in the woods with a crazy man is higher than a sane one. Plus, people forget to think about opportunity. If you can commit a crime and get away with it, why not do it? If presented with the chance to steal and never get caught, would you really not steal?
This question boils down to would you rather be killed by a man or a bear. Women would rather the bear because when it kills us that’s it. But a man will torture and maybe sexually assault you and then kill you.
We’re not saying all men do this, but a big portion does. To the point women are dying by the hands of men in their own homes. Humans care more about animals than we do our own fellow human. That should put it into perspective for people who can’t get it. Humans are our own worst enemy.
@@themoleman6806 found one!
Also bears won't ever ever ever attack you unsolicited on the internet.
“Personal ‘a-bears’”… okay fine you got me
Please make this a full song and put it on Spotify, I beg you 🙏
Beautiful Talented Amazing Voices ❤❤ keep up this Great job 😊 🎉 sing sing and we listening 💖💓🙏😅
If a woman got attacked by a bear in the woods, and then she told other people at least they would believe her. When a woman gets attacked by a man, no one wants to believe her.
I wouldn’t believe her. You don’t get attacked by a bear without a firearm and live to tell people about it.
Also people do in large part believe women when they make accusations like that about men, even if there is a complete absence of evidence. People literally, unironically, genuinely think that we should all #BelieveAllWomen. You didn’t forget about that did you?
@@JamesSmith-v7q dude, you need to look at rape statistics. So many of them go unreported because… guess what… SOME PEOPLE DONT BELIEVE GIRLS
@@JamesSmith-v7q did you forget why that movement existed in the first place was because women were public shamed and victim blamed when they tried to tell about attacks, "what was she wearing" is such a common comment i know you are lying to me if you say you forgot that
@@kikiblue7169and dudes get laughed at when they tell people they got attacked 😅 especially when it was a woman. Happens more often then you think 😀
Please make a full version I can put on my Spotify playlist
Fuck I wish I could subscribe to you a second time after hearing this!
Make a second account on UA-cam and voila.
Make this a full song, we need to hear more
"Personal a-bears" is a fantastic lyric.
I feel so dumb but what in the world does that mean
@@foxymochakitten I think it's supposed to mean personal affairs.
@@XanderHarris1023 OHHHHHHHHH
As someone who has found bear marks 20 ft from my front door, I would still choose the bear than some of my creepy ass neighbors.❤😂
I found your channel today and god im obsessed, Vinny, you GOTTA sing The moon will sing by The Crane Wives
Ok this is only the third video of yours I’ve seen but I’m following because this is internet gold
I need a full phantom of the opera with you and bobby. Please please
Thank you you are singing all the women’s reasonings
I said on another one of these videos, if I pretend to be dead with a bear, make loud noises, or make myself larger, the bear will leave me alone. I can't say the same thing for a man. So, I'd rather take my chances with a bear. I know if I ignore them they will eventually leave.
Okay I'm 90% sure you're joking but just for those who actually think this
Logically even with the small amount of deaths per year from them they still cause more deaths from an interation standpoint, like most people will never see a bear face to face and those who do have a decent chance to be killed whereas you can meet 100s or 1000s of men in a day and be fine
The real choice is between a guy and a mother bear with cubs nearby.
But most women who are killed are killed by a family member. So if the man is a stranger, you'll be safe.
@@sovietdoge.7369 If you give them room and let the cubs be, she’s not going to bother you. I saw cubs hiking both as a kid out with my dad and now as an adult.
@EsLokina In this particular scenario. In this hypothetical, I still rather take my chances with a bear than a strange man.
Ok every song this guy makes is good. He's going to have an album out.
I love your tunes and your attitude my dude
Give us a full version! I need more
❤❤❤ Very beautiful voice ❤❤❤
Damn. Another banger. Can we get an album? I realize these are quick ha ha fodder but they're ear worms
Well, if we assume it's the gay type of bear, then this is accurate
Mmmh, well if you look like you need help or something like that I do care. I am intense care bear
this took me too long to understand--
Considering that the bear was cooking his fish I’m going with the human variety 😂
Every Vinny song has double entendres.
Omg. Why is this such a bop?
I'm gonna tell my future cat children that this is The Bear and the Maiden Fair
Vinny your Voice is Pure Golden Silk
Alright, this song got me to subscribe lol
That was amazing 🐻
your lyrical style reminds me a lot of Bug Hunter. love it a lot!
Voice and eyes... Wow...
He is beautiful! So handsome!
I love this, because there's so many possible analogies in case someone doesn't get it 😂 I'd rather be hit by lightning, because statistically not a lot of people die from lightning strikes :D
Fun fact: if you played this at a decent volume, while walking through the woods, it would function like a bear bell so you don't surprise a bear. They usually don't want anything to do with you. If you are in one's territory, keep moving, stay clear of any cubs.
This song is pretty dope ngl. 💕 And I’ll take the bear please and thanks! Not caring is lesser of two evils and I’m really good at not caring too. 😂
Commenting again begging for this to be a full song.
Dude, if you haven't collabed with MALINDA yet, you absolutely should!!
Vinny, I NEED you to sing would you rather by crusher P is is so up your alley with your music and having a male voice would be awesome 🤩
😂😂 cuz the bear don't care. Exactly!
I have no idea how many times I have listened to this song but it's a banger
All the bear needs is just the bear necessities
This explains it so well!
This is the best banger you'made... holly shit IM DANCING IN PUBLIC
I'm taking my chances. If a bear kills me, it won't be because of what I was wearing or because I rejected him.
WHEN ARE YOU MAKING A FULL VERSION
“Bear or Man”
Me: IDC, there’s going to be a bear in the woods anyway, so I’d rather have one predatory being than 2.
A unique comment ❤
A lad May help, a lad May harm but a bear Don't care....
THAT, EXACTLY THAT IS THE FREAKING POINT....
I thought the bear they were talking about was a big hairy gay man.
Well I mean big hairy gay men also don't care
Double entendres.
Thank you bear.