What If... Prussian Empire Resurfaces in HOI4 Gameplay?!

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  • Опубліковано 22 бер 2019
  • Today we take a look at a new mod for Hearts of Iron 4 The Glory of Prussia where Wilhelm is still in command of Prussia in a small part of Germany in 1936!
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  • @AlextheRambler
    @AlextheRambler  5 років тому +819

    *I think I had some audio issues when recording this, apologies Ram Fam!*

  • @samdodsworth9480
    @samdodsworth9480 5 років тому +837

    Germans: Königsberg
    Russians: Kaliningrad
    Alex: COINIGSBERG

    • @oworcestershire7331
      @oworcestershire7331 5 років тому +13

      I found the welshman

    • @ereynolds72
      @ereynolds72 4 роки тому +2

      Quason huh?

    • @samsiegel4052
      @samsiegel4052 4 роки тому +1

      I’m so glad someone else noticed it

    • @Zapadoslavist
      @Zapadoslavist 4 роки тому +11

      Poles: Królewiec
      Edit: who cares that it was polish for long in history?

    • @pogizm
      @pogizm 4 роки тому +1

      Poles : Królewiec

  • @owenbillo5513
    @owenbillo5513 5 років тому +602

    "It's okay, Steiner will come through any second now."
    "Mein Fuhrer.... Steiner has been wounded... again."

    • @gabrielkowalski3086
      @gabrielkowalski3086 5 років тому +50

      Owen Billo Das war ein Befehl! Der Angriff Steiners war ein Befehl! Wer sind sie, dass sie es wagen, sich meinem Befehl zu widersetzen.

    • @veetis.5342
      @veetis.5342 5 років тому +7

      Anıl AKBAŞ Yeah. Hermann Fegelein.

    • @toddhoward7649
      @toddhoward7649 4 роки тому +5

      I had a general get wounded 7 times in 1 year

    • @q0qcky753
      @q0qcky753 3 роки тому +3

      *tell steiner to ATTACK*

  • @garykenny4788
    @garykenny4788 5 років тому +504

    Prussia: Says that they have a great military,and better industry than the average european country.
    *Makes 1.19 rifles a day*

    • @CenturionMkIII
      @CenturionMkIII 4 роки тому +54

      *My friend shoots with 1 rifle while I shoot with .19 rifle*

    • @hodor9851
      @hodor9851 4 роки тому +5

      That's in the game though.
      (Edit) or it might mean 1,19 in North American terms since some countries replace the period with a coma in number terms

    • @kam2894
      @kam2894 4 роки тому +3

      The Second Reich Why do you put periods in numbers, it makes no sense.

    • @hodor9851
      @hodor9851 4 роки тому +6

      @@kam2894 because some countries substitute commas for periods

    • @panzerkamphwaggenlll5247
      @panzerkamphwaggenlll5247 4 роки тому

      How did they massicurd my boy

  • @poprou5314
    @poprou5314 5 років тому +866

    Prussia = Fatherland
    Russia = Motherland
    Both at war
    Oooh the irony

    • @fiyum333
      @fiyum333 5 років тому +55

      Karen should give the kids back eh

    • @yahyaaltn6468
      @yahyaaltn6468 5 років тому +54

      Fatherland fucks Motherland.

    • @andrewlange7820
      @andrewlange7820 5 років тому +47

      Scandinavia is called the daughterlands so I guess they had kids

    • @mariofan191101
      @mariofan191101 5 років тому +9

      Just like my home situation

    • @LSeba91
      @LSeba91 5 років тому +26

      The kids = Poland

  • @jagamoasta2310
    @jagamoasta2310 5 років тому +1329

    Alex Hairline is retreating like the French Army in 1940

    • @laized
      @laized 5 років тому +11

      Dr. Dollfuß hairline jokes intensifies

    • @lovremarasovic5267
      @lovremarasovic5267 5 років тому +9

      Destruction 100

    • @jagamoasta2310
      @jagamoasta2310 5 років тому +6

      @@lovremarasovic5267 Yea I know, I shouldn't be that bad to the French, I mean they held for nearly a Year.

    • @boss_n_jeans
      @boss_n_jeans 5 років тому +2

      he must be related to jojo swiva

    • @tristanmahlersvensson8395
      @tristanmahlersvensson8395 5 років тому +10

      @@jagamoasta2310 They held for 46 days xD

  • @illic22
    @illic22 5 років тому +1121

    What if the Prussian Empire *still* exist
    Me: Ooh a millennium dawn video
    Alex: Base game 1936 HOI
    Me: But that was 83 years ago...

    • @199512Lars
      @199512Lars 5 років тому +26

      Not in the heads of the HoI4 gang 😁

    • @skellytheducc2275
      @skellytheducc2275 5 років тому +39

      When something still exists but it's actually 1936

    • @MohnJarston
      @MohnJarston 5 років тому +3

      Down with Britain

    • @martyz1212
      @martyz1212 5 років тому +17

      still existED (in 1936), so hes correct

    • @dermotidk1150
      @dermotidk1150 5 років тому +2

      16:16

  • @jamessparrow3141
    @jamessparrow3141 5 років тому +286

    Poland: exists
    Hitler:prepare for trouble
    Stalin:make that double

    • @Ecb23
      @Ecb23 5 років тому +2

      Pretty accurate to real life

    • @venturer9400
      @venturer9400 4 роки тому +12

      Kaiser: Make that triple.

    • @housesports000
      @housesports000 4 роки тому +1

      Allies: We defend the world from devastation

    • @How23497
      @How23497 4 роки тому +1

      And my axe!

    • @tomasz6871
      @tomasz6871 4 роки тому +1

      Brocolli Macarole to unite the people within our nation

  • @oliverlewis8220
    @oliverlewis8220 5 років тому +130

    Are we all just going to ignore the fact that it's called the Prussian Empire and not Kingdom?

  • @cirbam2747
    @cirbam2747 5 років тому +587

    "As long it doesn't include my hairline." -AlexTheRamber 2019
    *Hairline jokes intensifies*

    • @rektaldischarge7496
      @rektaldischarge7496 5 років тому

      He shouldn't worry about having a fucky hair line, i'v got the same so he's not alone.

    • @justaperson3910
      @justaperson3910 5 років тому +1

      “As long as my hairline does not include...”
      Hairline jokes intensifies more

  • @markjones235
    @markjones235 5 років тому +355

    Alex The Rambler : Im back in the UK!
    One video later....
    Alex The Rambler: im back in Canada!

    • @luftwaffle4993
      @luftwaffle4993 3 роки тому +4

      Next decade: im on proxi cantauri b

    • @luftwaffle4993
      @luftwaffle4993 3 роки тому

      Its a exoplanet in another solar system thats similar to earth

    • @ohitsrusher842
      @ohitsrusher842 3 роки тому

      @@luftwaffle4993 I know lol

  • @com5274
    @com5274 5 років тому +40

    As Thanos snaps, Alex's voice falls victim to it.
    RIP Alex's voice.

  • @realalman8017
    @realalman8017 5 років тому +43

    Alex: Just comment below
    Me: Alright...
    Alex: As long as it isn't about my hairline!
    Me: Damn it...

  • @oneaussieboi9649
    @oneaussieboi9649 5 років тому +41

    Alex: “A thin slice of allied resistance.”
    My Brain: “Just Like your thin slice of hair.”

  • @drefvelin26
    @drefvelin26 5 років тому +3

    OOOOOMG YOU PLAYED MY MOD!! Thank you so much ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @reubengreen4279
    @reubengreen4279 5 років тому +13

    'Ah, feck.'
    Alex the Rambler - 2019

  • @TheFuri0uswc
    @TheFuri0uswc 5 років тому +60

    When someone confuses Prussia with russia.
    *Triggering violently*

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 5 років тому +61

    What if the Prussian Empire was Russia but with a p?

    • @thomasturner6980
      @thomasturner6980 5 років тому +24

      It would be called Russiap

    • @potatogamer1877
      @potatogamer1877 5 років тому +1

      Both of u r everywhere

    • @thomasturner6980
      @thomasturner6980 5 років тому +1

      @@potatogamer1877, ey u have 69 subs

    • @potatogamer1877
      @potatogamer1877 5 років тому

      @@thomasturner6980 YAY

    • @pfysche2283
      @pfysche2283 5 років тому

      @@potatogamer1877 No motivation for your last vid, *huh?*
      Also you have 70 subscribers.

  • @themaximumgamer7834
    @themaximumgamer7834 5 років тому

    I clicked the link and subscribed to both you and the mod. So excited to play the game and watch your videos. Keep going dude

  • @koskenmapping1139
    @koskenmapping1139 5 років тому +12

    Alex: it’s only in the back
    Viewers: HeS lYiNg

  • @thomasturner6980
    @thomasturner6980 5 років тому +18

    Prussia: sausages and beer
    -P- russia: vodka and sexy Putin

    • @citywokbesitzer6834
      @citywokbesitzer6834 5 років тому +2

      *Frederick the Great wants to know your location*

    • @alexanderfagerlind302
      @alexanderfagerlind302 5 років тому

      Why in the living fuck do i always see you in the comment section of literally every alex the rambler video ever???=

  • @jkturbine6539
    @jkturbine6539 5 років тому +37

    Alex: Well thi-
    Everyone in the comment section: *HAIRLINE.*

  • @TheCroatianMapper
    @TheCroatianMapper 5 років тому +5

    *Hairline championship*
    KSI: None can beat me!
    Alex the Rambler: pfft try me peasent!

  • @jonahwolfe260
    @jonahwolfe260 5 років тому +1

    Alex: This mod is overpowered
    Also Alex: I'm not complaining

  • @maxf8805
    @maxf8805 5 років тому +40

    Ostpreußen
    Alex the Rambler! 2019
    Ramfam please like

    • @norr0513
      @norr0513 5 років тому

      Estex why does the spelling matter

    • @christopherjobin-official7440
      @christopherjobin-official7440 5 років тому

      Ost... PREUSSEN?! FIX THE SPELLING MISTAKE, DO YOU EVEN HAVE THE SLIGHTEST DROP OF DEUTSCH BLOOD? LOOK AT THAT SMUG FACE, THIS KID THINKS HES DEUTSCH!!!

  • @jan-willemgreyvenstein5234
    @jan-willemgreyvenstein5234 5 років тому +35

    Who would win?
    Victoria 3 release
    Or
    Time

    • @itheare1141
      @itheare1141 5 років тому +9

      "or" would obviously win

  • @PositivelyKush
    @PositivelyKush 4 роки тому

    I just recently found your channel. I am very much enjoying your content!

  • @Idekwtph
    @Idekwtph 5 років тому +3

    Because I’m learning how to speak German, when you mispronounced the ö in Königsberg, I died a little on the inside.

  • @pybro4755
    @pybro4755 5 років тому +10

    Alex: "as long as it doesn't include my hairline"
    *probability of this succeeding.........0*

  • @RealClutchMcGee
    @RealClutchMcGee 5 років тому +30

    “So your just saying they can go around the wall”
    Alex i hope you know
    That’s exactly what France said when Germany blitzed through Benelux
    If you remember when i commented this put in the next video

    • @bootmii98
      @bootmii98 5 років тому

      That was the point of the Maginot line and the Reich was lucky their 1940 push into the Ardennes even worked, it almost didn't, worst traffic jam in military history, Allied bombers had like 3 days to pick them off

    • @RealClutchMcGee
      @RealClutchMcGee 5 років тому +2

      David Calman well i wasnt trying to be realistic i just made this comment as a joke if you watched it it was from the mexico video where he tried to build a wall on the border with america a month or 2 ago

    • @prussiansoldior9846
      @prussiansoldior9846 5 років тому

      Oh yeah yeah you are everywhere

    • @RealClutchMcGee
      @RealClutchMcGee 5 років тому

      Prussian Soldior not me people with the same pfp but i dont like them anymore since the leader made T Series win im just waiting for when i can change my name

  • @AbitantedelVault
    @AbitantedelVault 3 роки тому +2

    I don't know why I'm watching a video that in 12 days will turn 2 years. But I actually like to watch old videos 😂

  • @williammullins3709
    @williammullins3709 5 років тому +1

    There were two surprises in this video;
    A competent Italy
    Alex winning

  • @charlielyons8801
    @charlielyons8801 5 років тому +3

    Daddy Drew vs the ram fams

  • @Thejerrorlp
    @Thejerrorlp 5 років тому +4

    As a German I'm getting a bit of a heart attack. Prussia was a kingdom.

  • @Baconlovar
    @Baconlovar 5 років тому

    Dude, I love the new comment corner segment kalmar per thousand walled green omw

  • @sproxy1162
    @sproxy1162 5 років тому

    Deam its 299 k subs almost 300 :) keep the good work

  • @dualmo7185
    @dualmo7185 5 років тому +71

    Please just say east prussia. I cry everytime you try to pronounce ostpreußen :(

    • @dry5778
      @dry5778 5 років тому +2

      Same

    • @equaius893
      @equaius893 5 років тому +2

      isn't it like aust-pro-sin?

    • @dry5778
      @dry5778 5 років тому +10

      GeoPlayer123 more like aust-proysin with a very pronounced r

    • @bootmii98
      @bootmii98 5 років тому

      Austaproosiyon!

    • @dry5778
      @dry5778 5 років тому +2

      David Calman not really

  • @dr.huddleston4430
    @dr.huddleston4430 5 років тому +3

    Alex: wanna be featured?
    Everyone: comments jokes about hairline

  • @Explosivenothingness
    @Explosivenothingness 5 років тому

    I quite enjoy these longer style videos

  • @jacobsigismondi9948
    @jacobsigismondi9948 5 років тому

    I just love Alex's need for viewer interaction to beat that algorithm.

  • @logey9638
    @logey9638 5 років тому +5

    No one:
    Drew: *I only do spectator videos btw*

  • @furiouss75
    @furiouss75 5 років тому +7

    Literally No One:
    Alex The Rambler: wHaT If pRusSiA StiL ExIsTeD?

    • @obamajoker7166
      @obamajoker7166 5 років тому +1

      Subscribers who have subscribed to alex the rambler because they want to see content from him:
      Alex the rambler: thanks for subscribing i will now provide content for my subs
      Corrected you

  • @gregwells458
    @gregwells458 5 років тому

    keep up the good work alex

  • @ReviveAmericanism
    @ReviveAmericanism 5 років тому

    I can’t lose my voice I’m fading away -Alex the rambler well I think you have achieved that

  • @dolphee9935
    @dolphee9935 5 років тому +6

    Not about your hairline
    (He said comment anything so long as it is ‘not about my hairline’

  • @RealClutchMcGee
    @RealClutchMcGee 5 років тому +4

    Can we get a 10 hour version of you saying Ramblers Comment Corner

  • @elite4702
    @elite4702 5 років тому

    me: alex the rambler is the greatest
    randall: ALEX THE RAMBLERS COMMENT CORNER

  • @user-ty6bo8db6y
    @user-ty6bo8db6y 5 років тому

    thank you for making more videos. i really like when you play hoi 4 :)

  • @elyo424
    @elyo424 5 років тому +3

    Nobody:
    Alex: dON't MaKE fUn oF mY HaIRliNe

  • @TheColombianSpartan
    @TheColombianSpartan 5 років тому +4

    i clicked SO hard France cpitulated
    again.

  • @MrSedatePiano
    @MrSedatePiano 5 років тому

    When Rambler Stutters, the world shakes.

  • @ryannowo5954
    @ryannowo5954 5 років тому

    Great video!

  • @BiggusDickusthe15th
    @BiggusDickusthe15th 5 років тому +4

    Then Germany would probably still have a monarchy and maybe be divided a little bit more

  • @jaredvale
    @jaredvale 5 років тому +9

    If the Prussian Empire still existed we would have colonies on all the planets in the universe

  • @lawr1008
    @lawr1008 5 років тому

    Prussian mod: exists
    Alex the Rambler: Let's just expand everywhere except the old prussian land

  • @cubedmax
    @cubedmax 5 років тому

    Prussian ingenuity: Increasing factory production of Hair-restoration paste so Alex can get some.

  • @tacosparundollar6962
    @tacosparundollar6962 5 років тому +5

    I lost my virginity at the mall...
    Then i found it a week later in Canada

  • @sharobeem048
    @sharobeem048 5 років тому +79

    Day 1 saying 🅱️ until Alex notices me in the comments.
    🅱️

  • @Stelum1000
    @Stelum1000 5 років тому

    Alex: does anything
    Everyone else: HAIRLINE

  • @mrtimtim8344
    @mrtimtim8344 5 років тому

    That was some beautiful border gore that you've created.

  • @hoisoiboi6535
    @hoisoiboi6535 5 років тому +4

    Why didn't Mussolini recreate the Roman Empire?
    Rambler: Mussolini was Autistic.

    • @fiyum333
      @fiyum333 5 років тому

      jude is that you from the artwork section?

  • @maxf8805
    @maxf8805 5 років тому +3

    How could 1 person dislike this

  • @simple_theo
    @simple_theo 3 роки тому

    Alex the ramblers hair line reminds me of the German army in ww2 always retreating

  • @TheCatholicJanissary2022
    @TheCatholicJanissary2022 5 років тому

    "*sip sip sip sip*, Aaaah, that's a good juice box".
    -Alex the Rambler, 2019

  • @fable1109
    @fable1109 5 років тому +4

    "No hairline jokes."
    *Entire comment section* : continues to joke about hairline

  • @Quan10Mack
    @Quan10Mack 5 років тому +10

    New HoI4 mod
    "What if...
    Alex's hair lost WW1"
    Ohhh damn it's already been done and the mod creator called it Reality

  • @piratehaydon6013
    @piratehaydon6013 5 років тому

    alex: i fear no man
    alex: but that thing
    *hair falling off noises*
    alex: that thing scares me

  • @IronWolf123
    @IronWolf123 5 років тому

    I wish there was a nation based on Alex. He could conquer the world one video at a time

  • @NoName-wv6gb
    @NoName-wv6gb 5 років тому +4

    Hey Alex you are better than Drew Durnil

  • @blakeetringer2052
    @blakeetringer2052 5 років тому +7

    Nobody:
    Alex: RaMbLEr’S CoMMEnT CoRnEr!

  • @andrewturkington369
    @andrewturkington369 5 років тому

    Nobody: Alex is competent
    Alex: I think I'm competent, mayyyyybeeeeeer

  • @klake5375
    @klake5375 5 років тому +1

    I liked the video, and then the grim reaper came to end my miserable life, thanks for the good luck, alex!

  • @londegel
    @londegel 5 років тому +3

    P
    Russia
    P-Russia
    Prussia
    So Prussia is Russia and knowing that Prussia is Germany we can easilly say Germany is Russia

    • @Zalidia
      @Zalidia 5 років тому

      What? Nonono.
      I'm Dutch,
      Russia is Rusland
      Prussia is De Preussen
      So I don't think so

    • @londegel
      @londegel 5 років тому

      @@Zalidia i'm dutch speaking belgian so I know but it's just a joke

    • @Zalidia
      @Zalidia 5 років тому

      @@londegel
      I know it's a joke. It was just joking back.
      *sHoUlD bElGiUm AnD tHe NeThErLaNdS uNiTe?*

    • @londegel
      @londegel 5 років тому

      @@Zalidia no Belgium should annex the netherland *reversed Vienna award*

    • @Zalidia
      @Zalidia 5 років тому

      @@londegel
      Haha no. Belgium could never win the fight with the sea the Netherlands is having. I don't say Belgium is dumb or weak, I'm just sayin that they don't have *SKILLS* to defend against the sea.

  • @pedroavila5796
    @pedroavila5796 5 років тому +6

    Imagine having to be carried by AI Germany and losing 400k manpower to poland, lol that would be really sad

  • @tinkaraazb9383
    @tinkaraazb9383 4 роки тому

    I liked this video and the same year I had an operation
    The second time watching this and today they took out my stiches

  • @AquTangerine
    @AquTangerine 5 років тому +1

    Nobody :
    Alex : What's up Ram Fam!

  • @ash-vs6tr
    @ash-vs6tr 5 років тому +3

    If you like your own video then you might have enough luck to get your hair back

  • @mrpingemperorofchina4454
    @mrpingemperorofchina4454 5 років тому +4

    I'll be in comments corner because of my name

    • @karlmaxx6892
      @karlmaxx6892 5 років тому

      My king the noodles attacking us from the south what should we do?

    • @mrpingemperorofchina4454
      @mrpingemperorofchina4454 5 років тому

      @@karlmaxx6892 what did you call me!

    • @karlmaxx6892
      @karlmaxx6892 5 років тому

      @@mrpingemperorofchina4454 my king but now nazi poland under the leadership of adolf winston has attacked us too.

  • @nathanielmercado3756
    @nathanielmercado3756 5 років тому

    Ramblers skills in hearts of iron 4 is like luxemburg

  • @vncensopalasador6009
    @vncensopalasador6009 4 роки тому

    Your Genius is as Amazing as Kaiser Wilhelm’s mustache and hair

  • @hassanfaouaz2627
    @hassanfaouaz2627 5 років тому +4

    *alex runs out of ideas for original content*
    "Ramblers comic coorneer!!!"

  • @ethanrepublic4554
    @ethanrepublic4554 5 років тому

    Alex, singlehandedly keeping this game alive.

  • @Samthebritishgent
    @Samthebritishgent 5 років тому

    Hello rambler I would just like to say congratulations on making Prussia Great again ;)

  • @brandonproductions8401
    @brandonproductions8401 5 років тому

    Alex the Rambler: plays as Prussia
    Germany:Prussian Glory intensifies

  • @lukeskyvalker8331
    @lukeskyvalker8331 5 років тому

    not a problem alex the rambler

  • @lordredhood1858
    @lordredhood1858 5 років тому

    I loved this video my ancestors were nobles of Prussia the mod looks great

  • @brandonbonett6416
    @brandonbonett6416 5 років тому +1

    "You like a Good dirp, don't you?"
    -Rambler 2019...

  • @conflictsexplained9276
    @conflictsexplained9276 5 років тому

    This was a very very good video

  • @ilayohana3150
    @ilayohana3150 4 роки тому

    1:53 every RAMFARMER
    oh i see where youre going camerad...

  • @fridericusrex7042
    @fridericusrex7042 5 років тому

    7:52 well you certainly got that right

  • @Ra1d_danois
    @Ra1d_danois 5 років тому

    Ramblers comedy corner is as unwanted for us as Alexes hairloss is for him.

  • @timusmaximus6794
    @timusmaximus6794 4 роки тому

    Alex the rambler: You better go flood yourselves
    Me in the netherlands:*blub*

  • @imcheeze115
    @imcheeze115 5 років тому +2

    Alex: "no jokes about my hairline"
    also Alex: puts in jokes about his hairline

  • @metalgurrrl7801
    @metalgurrrl7801 5 років тому

    Absolutely no one:
    Alex: What if we brought back some old nation into WWII

  • @Mazetism
    @Mazetism 5 років тому

    Alex hates hairline jokes as much his hair hates his scalp.
    Love you Alex

  • @yamato8260
    @yamato8260 5 років тому +2

    Guten Tag.
    Was ein Tolles Video.
    Ich wünsche eine angenehme Nachtruhe.

    • @N0_1.
      @N0_1. 5 років тому

      Das Video war in der Tat toll.
      Auch ihnen wünsche ich eine erholsame Nacht.

  • @hopfinatorischerkuchenkrieger
    @hopfinatorischerkuchenkrieger 5 років тому

    Nice to see this alternative timeline where Steiner's attack was successful.
    FEGELEIN!

  • @astolfothecutie5939
    @astolfothecutie5939 3 роки тому +2

    Noone:
    Steiner in Moscow: *fALLinG dOwN tHe sTairS*

  • @r2bq778
    @r2bq778 4 роки тому +1

    A wise old man once said: 3:58
    Alex: 7:34
    Also the wise old man: *dies* 9:39

  • @Alinarotster
    @Alinarotster 5 років тому

    Alex: *SLUUURP* That's a good juice box..."
    Everybody: Wait, so Alex is slurping the juice or the juice box itself