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are pidgeons actually just angels?
The Holy Spirt is, so angels could be, probably.
What the fuck is a pidgeon
they are flying rats that spread disease and antisanitary. So, if The Bible is right - pretty much yes, they are angels:)
@@elnurfarajov2902Imagine a rat but as a bird
@@danielbedrossian5986 it was a dove not a pigeon
Honestly thought the angel would say: “There are no toilets here, you just HAVE. TO. HOLD. IT. IN.” A reference to their earlier vr/pool party skit.
missed opportunity there, damn
You deserve 2k likes
Then that must be hell
... Also known as that one parraler universe skit from family guy
That would be repeating themselves and we don't want that.
same
Angels: We can't have toilets! Cleanliness comes first!
Also angels: Literally poop on other angels' heads.
😂😂😂😂
To be fair, they still look pretty clean
Heaven being a poopwar just makes you wonder how bad hell is in comparison.. or if they're just badly advertised due to having restrooms
Where do you think the poop that that doesn't land on another angel goes? It can't be Earth, judging by the lack of poop showers down here, so that leaves Hell.
If you read your bible it does say 'damnation without relief'. (Thanks to Rowan Atkinson for that one)
@@AlpacaHacker So... Hell is just constipation &/or being forced to hold it in?
@@jonsku6662worse- hell has Reverse Enemas actually- they shove more shit in you.
I'd like to think hell's just a replicate of the world but with more annoying people and probably filled with Sad Larrys
This is one of those "This is actually the other place" scenarios, isn't it?
Well if it is it’s not too bad for it.
Holy forking shirtballs; THIS is the Bad Place!
@@happypasta6 He only just got there and he's already being shat upon, who knows what's next.
@@QuicklimeTime >several years of mind wipes and do-overs later.
No. That's it.
If the crap goes through the halo, I guess it's a "slam dump"
ba dump tss
@@chrisrj9871 I picked the best time to be high
That's hilarious!
"Heaven is a place of cleanliness"
Also: Literally shitting on people's heads
I love how the mouth animation is just stretched
Guess angels gotta find something to have fun with! Being up there 24/7 must be boring.
Same thing on earth you must be really bored with life
As someone who deeply studied the Bible, I get kinda of shocked with how media and most religious people depict angels as lazy living in some ethereal clouds thing, they actually have a really amazing life. From exploring the universe to living in Cities made of gold and giant gates made out of a single pearl, to guard the Lord's servants agaisnt demonic attacks and sometimes even human threats. I mean, I'm not talking about believing in it or not, but just that biblically.. these heavenly stuff is actually awesome. Even times when an angel or two was sent to actually fight agaisnt armies on earth. There is this one particular fight of Gabriel VS Satan in the old testament, that lasted weeks. Also, the bible talks about the existence of different worlds besides earth.. many worlds actually. So, it's a pretty amazing existence on my book.
I don't wanna be that guy but *in my book
@@PatelCatsnah I’d rather be on earth then just fly around in an endless cloudy sky where other angles shit on me as a game 😂
@@ya_boi_sieem6644 no bro in heaven you just do acid, mushrooms , and smoke weed... and then you eat throughout the day and then sleep and do that for eternity... it's gonna be amazing
Got it. Heaven is being a pidgeon.
There’s actually a local plumbing company near me called “Pope’s Plumbers”. There are times I want to prank call them, but I’m sure they hear the same joke every day
"Is this the toilet papel? I need to buy some toilet papal!"
"Poop's plumbers? I need to get my poops plumbed!"
"Pope's Plumbers? Hey I got a, uh, problem here it's....holy shit it's bad!!"
"Pope's Plumbers? I am the Pope's Proctor. The Pope's pipes are plugged up with Pope poop. Can we profligate a proposal to purge this plug; push the Pope's poop down the Pope's pipe, so to speak?"
"Do you folks do septic work? It's time to drain the vat again!"
I'm sure you could come up with more. Here's some of my half-baked ideas:
unplug my golden pipes and I'll play the golden pipes to praise you
not so holy when the hole is clogged
appear before the congregation and banish the foul spirits
Seal of Confession//confessional as a port-a-potty
More words starting with P: pontiff, prelate, papa, priest, pontifex, patriarch, paladin, patron
Hope that helps!
I want to hear the story of the holy fucking shit.
"3 points"
That's something I would say too 😂
This is truly a heavenly blessing…
And suddenly Tony Purgatelli doesn't feel quite so bad.
Come to think of it... was that Chad Bradley with the three-pointer? Sure sounded like him...
"Woo, 3 points! 😃"
Really wish I hadn’t decided to watch this during my lunch
New angel finds out pigeons are just angels?
Must be a Thursday!
So that's how meteors and rain existed
Why actual frickin awesome words
Lol
Huh???
Well I guess that explains what the halos do, but why do we wear white
To tell if someone has been hit
It’s like poopball
🤣😂😭
People in heaven using their wings to fly to just 💩 on angels?
Must be a Thursday!
💩💩💩💩💩
Cant wait to see the one with the Juslim and the Mew
What can I say except... holy sh*t
1:01 WOO 3 POINTS
"Wooo 3 points" that was probably Kobe Bryant🗣
And I thought Hell was the place without relief.
I mean the hell part is the poop goes in reverse each time it hits the dirt
The labels may purport as much, but read the descriptions and you find it's the inverse!
Damn, bros be ballin' with holy shits.
Having toilets are much cleaner than poop falling everywhere.
Bathrooms? The world is your bathroom!
can't wait to see Holy piss next
Can we appreciate how they tried their best to make this amazing video for us 💖💖💖
"Cleanliness is next to Godliness"
[Encourages pooping on other angels]
Hell is looking pretty good this time of the year 😊
Dialed right in as usual.
Yeah I always wondered how they did that there, it’s about what I expected honestly
So pigeon are just angels who fell from the heaven
When he said cleanliness is next to godliness I got resident evil 7 flashbacks
My boi got shited on 🤣🤣🤣
Forget heven...in our youtube even poops need to be blurred !!
"Holy shit" i get it
"Whats the halo for?..." "heh 3 points!"
I thought he will HOLD IT IN for eternity.
I can't help it, I just love cyanide & happiness outro music. It's one of my favourite meme songs of all times.
I'm trying not to laugh out loud in my office.
You know who's in charge around here haha
Me: YO HAHA COME
Right in the eyes too
nice one, damn i almost miss the ads 😂
I thought that since he still had to shit, they'd throw him back down to Earth lol
I thought he's gonna scream "holy shit" and get promote to hell after that
Dude didn't even close his eyes. He's definitely gonna have pink eye after this
Well that was one holy shot..
So THAT'S why they wear those white rags, it's portable toilet paper 🤣🧻💩
At least those are holy
More proof that angels are just the biggest jerks.
As the video started up, my Legend of Zelda senses wer firing on all cylinders from the harp.
I know it wasn't just me.
Angels pooping on people’s heads? Must be a Thursday!
Knew the joke when I read the title😂
Really thought there would be some sort of weather phenomena, but I was dead wrong.
Be honest, we all expected a crazier reaction
@ExplosmEntertainment You should make a pilot say he's gonna eject but jizz flys out instead. and hits a bunch of people below and flys off like a hero in a movie
Now I see why the halos are there. The angels are afraid of pooping on Cloud Dad.
Dads
so much yes
I thought the holes in the clouds were the toilets but I guess I understand the halo part.
Now we can understand the pigeons
I feel like this is a reference to pool party
Pigeons in heaven
This is hilarious 🤣
That explains a lot!
So you're saying that every angel is a toliet and pigeon?
For a moment I thought people just felt however they felt when they died, for eternity. So he would be trapped having the urging feeling to take a shit forever, unable to free himself from it, turning Heaven into its own kind of Hell.
I was eating...
Holly shit indeed 😂😂😂
They REALLY need to add some toilets to make cleanup easier.
I hope we don't get THAT kind of content for the next couple of years. XD
In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Pidgeon . . .
Truly a poop joke from the gods.
Why im so laughing,, , 🤣🤣🤣
Because bathrooms would just be wrong.
Yeah.... I'll choose to go to hell.. 😂
Okay. This is epic.
Holy shit that just give an idea once i went to heavens
im suprised you still upload
That’s not cleanliness.
Quick question, why there's no MEGA Compilation #4?
So that's what halos are for😂
Heaven looks fine
thursday? thursday!
Suddenly heaven feels like a bad choice.
Wooo 3 points 😂😂
That's why God sent those dinosaurs to hell.
I was way off. I was like, he takes a shit and it turns into clouds and he was like, holy shit.
I'm pretty sure I've stepped in angel poop before. Now I feel bad for blaming it on the dog.
Holy shit!
I don’t know if we have restrooms in heaven.
Yeah! Three Points!
I hate it when I Gide-on my face…
How about demons? Do their shit just levitate?
No because they ready invented toilets
I've worked in a bar most of my life, and this still less disgusting than what we clean up every week.
Shitting on the new guy
I thought this was another vr video