Halo 3 - Funny Dialogue 3

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  • Опубліковано 22 гру 2024
  • To commemorate the release of Halo 3 on PC, I’ve decided to make a third compilation of the many funny lines/quotes that can be heard in the game when the I Would Have Been Your Daddy (IWHBYD) skull is active!
    This video, like all previous, videos in the Funny Dialogue series required a ton of work from me to get done due to the editing and recording of the footage. With that in mind, I would very much appreciate it if you would leave a like on the video as it will help with making it more likely to be seen.
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  • @lykan2
    @lykan2 4 роки тому +2674

    "I have Pictures on MySpace...."
    Me: Holy Shit MySpace is back in 2552

    • @warlerker
      @warlerker 4 роки тому +227

      What a horrific future.

    • @NotALotOfColonial_SpaghettiToG
      @NotALotOfColonial_SpaghettiToG 4 роки тому +159

      myspace becomes a monopoly, purchasing out all social media and then it becomes the most aggressive ISP to date.

    • @a_llama
      @a_llama 4 роки тому +18

      *onlyfans

    • @Balls0001
      @Balls0001 4 роки тому +6

      @@a_llama colab into myfans

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 4 роки тому +3

      the return

  • @lordpatriot445
    @lordpatriot445 4 роки тому +4749

    I love how that female marine said something to Chief while 343 Guilty Spark is pushing her slightly forward by her butt saying, "Yessss... My precious" XD

    • @melkor3496
      @melkor3496 4 роки тому +129

      Gollum quote.

    • @engineerbot
      @engineerbot 4 роки тому +80

      Dick Thick'em that wasn’t edited in, his eye flashed to his speech.

    • @rancorjoy5412
      @rancorjoy5412 4 роки тому +62

      She said he was making her uncomfortable

    • @engineerbot
      @engineerbot 4 роки тому +7

      Dick Thick'em I sure as hell don’t hear it.

    • @smallbrain43
      @smallbrain43 4 роки тому +28

      Dick Thick'em that line is in halo 3 for the iwhbyd skull, it’s not edited in.

  • @Fr0st1989
    @Fr0st1989 4 роки тому +1711

    The Brute saying "No inappropriate touching" was hilarious

    • @cowgod1945
      @cowgod1945 3 роки тому +125

      I love that it implies sexual harassment is a problem for brutes
      So funny but it also makes sense

    • @SomeordinaryProtogen
      @SomeordinaryProtogen 3 роки тому +42

      Dialogue of a grunt saying stop moelesting me

    • @brennongildersleeve5127
      @brennongildersleeve5127 2 роки тому +24

      That brutes been through some shit

  • @rougerabbit1409
    @rougerabbit1409 4 роки тому +2187

    sergeant humanoid ?
    I’m convinced i’m coming out

    • @lovelybeard3596
      @lovelybeard3596 4 роки тому +6

      🤪😂💚

    • @holdguard4624
      @holdguard4624 4 роки тому +20

      @@lovelybeard3596 What do those even mean?

    • @ArbiterSky
      @ArbiterSky 4 роки тому +10

      The "yeah" really sells it.

    • @a_llama
      @a_llama 4 роки тому +11

      wished it said sgt humanson lol

    • @LAZERAK47V2
      @LAZERAK47V2 4 роки тому +20

      "Huh, that SOUNDS like Sergeant Humanoid..."

  • @Barrelmoth26
    @Barrelmoth26 4 роки тому +3376

    Appreciate the little RvB text colouring detail there

    • @balticbvll2987
      @balticbvll2987 4 роки тому +72

      fucking love that part

    • @insert_username_here208
      @insert_username_here208 4 роки тому +180

      I miss the old Rooster Teeth, before they all became corporate hack frauds. It all went downhill when Monty died and with Full Screen acquiring them.

    • @Delta-es1lg
      @Delta-es1lg 4 роки тому +157

      @@insert_username_here208 I still can't believe they fired Joel.
      Guess there's not gonna be any more RvB, you can't have RvB without Caboose.

    • @izzycalo9935
      @izzycalo9935 4 роки тому +8

      Delta 118 there is more, but I don’t know if it will have the blues and reds, the next series is RvB Zero

    • @insert_username_here208
      @insert_username_here208 4 роки тому +75

      @@izzycalo9935 Who cares at this point. RvB is past its prime, hell Rooster Teeth is past their prime too. RvB is nothing but a shell of its former self and it will never be the same without its original cast. Like The Simpsons and Spongebob, why can't they just put this machinima\show out of its misery.

  • @chaplaingilgamesh2964
    @chaplaingilgamesh2964 4 роки тому +608

    I love that a Grunt somehow knows about Sherlock Holmes.

    • @ImpelDragon
      @ImpelDragon 3 роки тому +35

      Fun canon fact: Grunts love to trade and buy human items such as shows, books, video games, etc!
      www.halopedia.org/Black_market

    • @ronn6946
      @ronn6946 3 роки тому +52

      @@ImpelDragon so your saying there are problaly alien weebos in the halo universe?

    • @damienmaymdien6367
      @damienmaymdien6367 3 роки тому +58

      @@ronn6946 Halo Infinite: Master Chief walks in on a grunt watching hentai.

    • @schwig44
      @schwig44 3 роки тому +23

      @@ronn6946 no, we're saying that there's waifu pillows bearing tags that state "MADE ON BALAHO"

    • @noahmueller1468
      @noahmueller1468 9 місяців тому +1

      Don’t quote me on this, but I’m pretty sure the grunts, especially those on high charity before it got flooded, had a black market of alien media but mostly human made stuff

  • @hamzies4630
    @hamzies4630 4 роки тому +1409

    Grunt: quick, raise his visor, see if its man or laaady,
    Speech 100

    • @chocov1233
      @chocov1233 4 роки тому +27

      I'm imagining that Brute on your profile pic saying that.

    • @hamzies4630
      @hamzies4630 4 роки тому +33

      @@chocov1233 craig knows what the ladies like

    • @chocov1233
      @chocov1233 4 роки тому +11

      @@hamzies4630 Aww Yeaaahh.

    • @chipsdubbo1510
      @chipsdubbo1510 3 роки тому +2

      lego yoda

    • @araxshiriau9275
      @araxshiriau9275 3 роки тому +2

      “My orders for you are- GET IT OFF!”

  • @evidant
    @evidant 4 роки тому +1578

    as much as i hate suicidal grunts, i love "OHH I BET *I* CAN STICK IT"

    • @darkoneter
      @darkoneter 4 роки тому +67

      It's a reference to the Halo 2 demo where Cortana says to chief: 'Bet you can't stick it'. Really cool easter egg

    • @evidant
      @evidant 4 роки тому +4

      @@darkoneter lmao

    • @fride0107
      @fride0107 3 роки тому +4

      IM HAVING A STROKE OR IS THAT ONE I REALLY BIG

    • @andyfriederichsen
      @andyfriederichsen 3 роки тому +3

      "Please ENJOY my BRIGHT! BLUE! BALLS!"

    • @XtreemAlan
      @XtreemAlan 2 роки тому

      OH NO! I DIDNT MEAN TO TURN THESE ON! AAAAAAHHHH!

  • @the_halofanb0y
    @the_halofanb0y 4 роки тому +595

    1:46 „He was my Lover!“
    No, chief, why would you do it?!

    • @Petemossnchaos
      @Petemossnchaos 3 роки тому +13

      EXACTLY WTF CHIEF

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  • @Subpar1O1
    @Subpar1O1 3 роки тому +398

    "You were at the seminar" implies Chief goes to important meetings and participates, I can just imagine him sitting in a chair like a normal person but it collapses under his own weight thanks to the armour

    • @Hiihtopipa
      @Hiihtopipa 2 роки тому +34

      It implied that chief was at the sexual conduct seminar 😅

    • @snowblind9551
      @snowblind9551 Рік тому +18

      I genuinely have no doubt. In the military, they have to attend sexual conduct seminars every month. Even SEALs and Green Berets.

    • @Dazzybhoy31
      @Dazzybhoy31 6 місяців тому

      Imagining him just lightly hovering over the chair is funny

  • @chaosinc.382
    @chaosinc.382 3 роки тому +336

    4:01 "DING DONG, THE DEMON IS DEAD!" Just the genuine bloodthirsty joy in that delivery is perfect.

  • @Robosapien_
    @Robosapien_ 4 роки тому +2409

    3:43 God damn of all the times to get that Guilty Spark line it was here?! Apparently even software gets comedic timing...

  • @Skell__
    @Skell__ 4 роки тому +607

    The bits with the password are my favourite things ever, especially
    “We need ammo and the chief is out here!”
    ......
    “Does he know the password?”
    “HE WASNT AT THE MEETING EITHER!”

    • @CrowmanUK
      @CrowmanUK 2 роки тому +29

      did you know depending on the diffcuilty they are both voice by the voice actors of red vs blue

    • @toothlesstaco2685
      @toothlesstaco2685 Рік тому +6

      Which difficulty is it, me and my friend are replaying Halo 3 and we both love RvB so which is it?

    • @devonterminator2697
      @devonterminator2697 Рік тому +2

      ​@@toothlesstaco2685i am actually also replaying halo 3 but by myself just to get all the skulls

    • @ryanrosen_
      @ryanrosen_ Рік тому +5

      @@toothlesstaco2685All of the difficulties show different lines, and each one is by different RvB voice members.

    • @bloodwolfgaming9269
      @bloodwolfgaming9269 Рік тому +5

      @@toothlesstaco2685 I want to say Normal gets the lines between Doc and Tucker, Heroic gets the lines between Grif and Simmons, and Legendary gets the lines between Church and Caboose.

  • @2DLs2001
    @2DLs2001 4 роки тому +370

    "Yes...... My precious......"
    - Guilty 343

    • @ValkynazKivan
      @ValkynazKivan 4 місяці тому +1

      It’s so perfectly timed I love it.

  • @mrhorny5037
    @mrhorny5037 4 роки тому +483

    *Arbiter team kills*
    Elite: "Did you kill him for sport or ammunition"
    Arbiter: "I see you're a man of culture"

  • @christianrios153
    @christianrios153 4 роки тому +743

    Red vs Blue Voices
    0:21 Tucker & Doc
    2:30 Simmons & Grif
    4:55 Church & Caboose

    • @generalgrievous3667
      @generalgrievous3667 4 роки тому +32

      It’s Doc not donut

    • @averagegrunt4582
      @averagegrunt4582 3 роки тому +12

      I ain’t even realize

    • @jialin7
      @jialin7 2 роки тому +14

      @@generalgrievous3667 nah thats doc, there would have been an innuendo

    • @SevenBendy
      @SevenBendy 2 роки тому +24

      This is them before they became Spartans

    • @venomrulesall
      @venomrulesall 2 роки тому +28

      @@SevenBendy The Reds and Blues are not Spartans, they are/were simulation troopers.

  • @BillyCobbOfficial
    @BillyCobbOfficial 4 роки тому +611

    5:46 well that aged poorly

    • @dougalbadger4918
      @dougalbadger4918 4 роки тому +3

      Why?

    • @Deddshot
      @Deddshot 4 роки тому +155

      Nah dude MySpace is gonna make a crazy comeback in 2552 just you watch

    • @scarlettNET
      @scarlettNET 4 роки тому +8

      Oh hey it’s the funny Weezer guy

    • @casenjones826
      @casenjones826 4 роки тому

      Dougal Badger maybe cause MySpace became unpopular decades ago

    • @Cactus_fucker
      @Cactus_fucker 4 роки тому +1

      I feel that a world where MySpace is the most popular social media site is the best one

  • @BillyCobbOfficial
    @BillyCobbOfficial 4 роки тому +1449

    1:23 - 1:32 is a story

    • @toddbeauchamp6675
      @toddbeauchamp6675 4 роки тому +92

      I like to imagine the grunt line right after is also part of the story, (it’s safe to come out)

    • @obiwankenobiwithinternetac7926
      @obiwankenobiwithinternetac7926 4 роки тому +15

      He messed up its brother like that was my brother

    • @shadowcalw6150
      @shadowcalw6150 3 роки тому +6

      P A I N!

    • @rileyobrien3455
      @rileyobrien3455 3 роки тому +2

      Throw a track about it on the next EP.

    • @schwig44
      @schwig44 3 роки тому +1

      GS actually do know a thing or two about that. Dude walked 500 miles around zeta halo just to walk 500 more and *still* not bang the girl

  • @Delta-es1lg
    @Delta-es1lg 4 роки тому +752

    5:55 is subtitled incorrectly.
    Line is: "I fart in your general direction."
    Monty Python Reference.

    • @donaldpetersen2382
      @donaldpetersen2382 4 роки тому +28

      Ni!

    • @iegendary-r8r
      @iegendary-r8r 4 роки тому +22

      leave now or I will taunt you a second time.

    • @hebercluff1665
      @hebercluff1665 11 місяців тому

      ​@@iegendary-r8r your mother was a hamster

    • @nullhazard7569
      @nullhazard7569 9 місяців тому +2

      "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of ELDERBERRIES!"

  • @commanderthorn3466
    @commanderthorn3466 4 роки тому +138

    1:40 it’s glad to see that the elites have picked up on human slang (also after watching the way they talk it’s hard to believe either side is taking this war seriously 😂

  • @217adaptiveperspective
    @217adaptiveperspective 4 роки тому +410

    6:31
    I don't think I want to know what that Brute is doing with the Grunts.

  • @ImpelDragon
    @ImpelDragon 3 роки тому +224

    0:48 has me dying every time.

  • @chipsarc
    @chipsarc 4 роки тому +606

    Tucker talking to Doc through the door was the best thing I’ve seen all morning.

    • @sergeantmarcusstackerM1903
      @sergeantmarcusstackerM1903 4 роки тому +3

      Chips Arc Tucker was taking to Doc

    • @chipsarc
      @chipsarc 4 роки тому +2

      Sergeant Marcus Stacker Really? It’s kinda hard to tell through the door.

    • @ryanduckworth1779
      @ryanduckworth1779 4 роки тому +16

      Behind the door to me it sounds like caboose

    • @tear4442
      @tear4442 4 роки тому +16

      Sounded a lot more like Caboose than Doc to me

    • @WildPhoenix989
      @WildPhoenix989 4 роки тому +3

      Sounds like simmons talking to grif

  • @ogre7699
    @ogre7699 4 роки тому +143

    3:44 dude. You fucking killed me. Holy shit, perfection.

  • @combine1175
    @combine1175 4 роки тому +331

    1:23 Chaster Mief is now sad.

    • @brotherjohannes6617
      @brotherjohannes6617 4 роки тому +14

      Ah yes CHASTER MIEF

    • @HCXVII
      @HCXVII 4 роки тому +4

      Chaster Mief

    • @parunox1702
      @parunox1702 3 роки тому +2

      Wasn’t he dating Linda?

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman 3 роки тому +1

      Nono, Chaster Mief dated Cinda, but dumped her for Lortana after a d20 frag turned her into Ruff Biku.

    • @schwig44
      @schwig44 3 роки тому +1

      @@KopperNeoman I heard they swing with Kred and Felly every other thursday

  • @cyanspartan1757
    @cyanspartan1757 4 роки тому +271

    2:46 I just now realized the voice actors from this scene and the one before are the ones that play the RvB cast! Awesome!

    • @Joe-km5ou
      @Joe-km5ou 4 роки тому +13

      Simmons and Grif, and Church and Caboose show up later

    • @cyanspartan1757
      @cyanspartan1757 4 роки тому

      @@Joe-km5ou neat

    • @jamsanator0511
      @jamsanator0511 3 роки тому +2

      No fucking way, I knew it!

    • @GlyphWitch
      @GlyphWitch 3 роки тому

      I'm pretty sure its not the actual voice actors just good imitations.

    • @Joe-km5ou
      @Joe-km5ou 3 роки тому +8

      @@GlyphWitch No they were the actual voices

  • @ur-didact1991
    @ur-didact1991 4 роки тому +135

    6:41 oh lady, you don't know the Spartan hands,

  • @alton7291
    @alton7291 4 роки тому +160

    5:55 so brutes know of monthy phyton I see

  • @vanillachai4218
    @vanillachai4218 4 роки тому +87

    "It's safe to come out. It's uhm Sergeant Humanoid"
    This one killed me

  • @theblueplague7164
    @theblueplague7164 4 роки тому +274

    3:50 LMAO I'm dead

  • @shadowsoflight7865
    @shadowsoflight7865 2 роки тому +52

    At 4:58 I love the fact they made caboose apart of the dialog from red vs blue

    • @bloodwolfgaming9269
      @bloodwolfgaming9269 Рік тому +8

      They made several of them: on Normal, you get Tucker and Doc talking. On Heroic, you get Grif and Simmons. And on Legendary, you get Church and Caboose.

    • @Doyoueverwonderwhywerehere
      @Doyoueverwonderwhywerehere 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@bloodwolfgaming9269 so you don't get sarge at all

    • @spacelody7202
      @spacelody7202 9 місяців тому +1

      I knew the voices were familiar

  • @Ramounskee
    @Ramounskee 2 роки тому +33

    4:30 when the characters are self aware

  • @quartermaster6235
    @quartermaster6235 4 роки тому +135

    6:42
    Well damn, wasn't expecting her to say that

  • @sheilaanslow9696
    @sheilaanslow9696 4 роки тому +517

    Did anyone else notice on every one with the door locked requiring a password that the voices for each character was the same voices for the Spartans in the red vs blue series

    • @Loan_me_a_smile_117
      @Loan_me_a_smile_117 4 роки тому +31

      I know right he sounds like caboose

    • @levihicks7539
      @levihicks7539 4 роки тому +97

      @@Loan_me_a_smile_117 Cause...it was. RVB was taking off around then so they included the guys in for different door jokes.

    • @oggabooka2324
      @oggabooka2324 4 роки тому +4

      Ye

    • @quitemango
      @quitemango 4 роки тому +2

      I WAS THINKING THE EXSACT SAME THING

    • @Omega-1Laws-Left-Hand
      @Omega-1Laws-Left-Hand 4 роки тому +1

      @Baratus they should have added Maine or north lol

  • @Hylian_Glitchmobber
    @Hylian_Glitchmobber 4 роки тому +41

    1:23 Looks down with sadness

  • @foresta-2684
    @foresta-2684 4 роки тому +118

    Infinite needs this games humor to be truly wonderful

    • @Don-sd9xg
      @Don-sd9xg 4 роки тому +20

      Im sure it will. The humorous lines is one thing 343i has kept pretty well.

    • @scareditymays6yearsago477
      @scareditymays6yearsago477 3 роки тому +11

      @@Don-sd9xg the deep conversation between the grunt and the elite in halo 5 was gold

    • @johngun4377
      @johngun4377 3 роки тому +12

      This aged like Wine

    • @fl1ckr145
      @fl1ckr145 3 роки тому +6

      The grunts are even better in infinite😂

    • @shcdemolisher
      @shcdemolisher 2 роки тому

      Yep!

  • @granvell619
    @granvell619 4 роки тому +69

    0:20 this is some serious red vs blue shit lol.

  • @gamingwithphil227
    @gamingwithphil227 3 роки тому +42

    My favorite of this was..
    "Our leader is down, EVERYONE FREAK OUT!"

  • @yapyapking2054
    @yapyapking2054 4 роки тому +53

    1:49 everyone in 2020 when someone neezes

  • @duncanbrenner9243
    @duncanbrenner9243 3 роки тому +29

    1:28 ok now we need the full story, Spark.

    • @KamenriderCrusher
      @KamenriderCrusher 3 роки тому +2

      I assume spark just knows everything

    • @delaney6413
      @delaney6413 3 роки тому +4

      @@KamenriderCrusher Spark was once human, so it makes sense that he knows about girl troubles.

  • @NolDragon
    @NolDragon 3 роки тому +13

    1:09 Chief having flashbacks of being beaten up by his instructors when he was a kid.

  • @BayouBoy2443
    @BayouBoy2443 11 місяців тому +2

    3:14 “Did you kill him for sport, or ammunition?”
    *For Reach…*

  • @megatjmega
    @megatjmega 4 роки тому +51

    Master Chief: **breathes**
    Marine in behind door: *WHAT IS THE PASSWORD*

  • @ShadowMonarch9557
    @ShadowMonarch9557 4 роки тому +56

    3:45 i love this part XD

  • @SzpiegosGranie
    @SzpiegosGranie Рік тому +8

    i still love the "tank beats everything" lines
    like you are in a tank feeling that you gonna blow up some covenant stuff and there's the guy who feels superior lol

  • @christianaman9217
    @christianaman9217 3 роки тому +12

    the whole "Password" bits were rooster teeth people. Tucker, simmons, doc, church, caboose, and grif lol i loved that

  • @doctorpotatoaim2723
    @doctorpotatoaim2723 4 роки тому +67

    4:55 Its Caboose and Church from Red vs Blue!

    • @Awes0m3n3s5
      @Awes0m3n3s5 4 роки тому

      Caboose and Tucker, right?

    • @Awes0m3n3s5
      @Awes0m3n3s5 4 роки тому

      @@philmahar3500 you right, it's been a while haha

    • @goldendragon4232
      @goldendragon4232 4 роки тому

      I though it was tucker or church but I knew it was caboose because he is acting stupid and his voice

    • @thecaboosevarietychannel
      @thecaboosevarietychannel 4 роки тому +1

      Hey it’s me!

  • @samuelworks316
    @samuelworks316 3 роки тому +6

    1:32 looks at friends cold, dead body, "its safe to come out!"

  • @Brenhydra
    @Brenhydra 3 роки тому +21

    "No milk coming out of these, so look away."
    That's kinky.

  • @FrecklePhantomhive
    @FrecklePhantomhive 4 роки тому +31

    It's crazy how there's still so much funny dialogue

  • @hunterlord101
    @hunterlord101 4 роки тому +18

    You know this game is old when MySpace is mentioned.

  • @The23Anonymous
    @The23Anonymous 4 роки тому +42

    "This is seargant humanoid" :-D

  • @richardve4
    @richardve4 4 роки тому +24

    I love that I got to hear the red vs blue gang

  • @depressedgaming8704
    @depressedgaming8704 4 роки тому +16

    2:45 just realized that was Geoff from AH and then a little later realized the other guy was gus

  • @MontyTheMothman
    @MontyTheMothman 4 роки тому +26

    5:54 technically it says “I fart in your general direction” it’s a Monty python reference

  • @spookyman9224
    @spookyman9224 3 роки тому +7

    5:54
    “I farted in the general direction” definitely my fav

  • @aidansmith5093
    @aidansmith5093 3 роки тому +10

    Hearing a grunt yell "Superior Intellect" made me fall over laughing

  • @Inic
    @Inic Рік тому +17

    4:06 One of my favorite grunt lines ever 😂

  • @Marine_Animations
    @Marine_Animations 3 роки тому +7

    6:36 I’ll cross my fingers and- oh crap I don’t have enough fingers p
    He’s gone...(that grunt sounded like Caboose)

  • @faefiercevulpine6990
    @faefiercevulpine6990 6 місяців тому +1

    “You’re making me uncomfortable…” i was not ready for the camera to pan and reveal Spark ass-deep and then HIM DELIVERING THAT LINE. GOOD LORD

  • @jackismemeish
    @jackismemeish Рік тому +9

    2:10 one word for you * SNORE SOUND.mp3*

  • @mophunt9628
    @mophunt9628 4 роки тому +10

    “And I left a little present for you arbiter, and I’m walking away, HAHAHA”

  • @FerrousPrime
    @FerrousPrime 4 роки тому +10

    The Red Vs Blue password door bits were amazing.

  • @superhypermetalsonicv2796
    @superhypermetalsonicv2796 4 роки тому +16

    1:14 that gives me ptsd to my legendary laso run of a mission

  • @ZoruaMaster
    @ZoruaMaster 4 роки тому +35

    It occurred to me and got me wondering if there's more unique dialogue to be heard while playing as the Arbiter or any of the other Elites.

    • @lukassmith795
      @lukassmith795 3 роки тому

      Now I just wanna boot it up to find out XD

    • @shcdemolisher
      @shcdemolisher 2 роки тому

      Hmmmm, let’s test that!!!

  • @scottm8292
    @scottm8292 4 роки тому +36

    The Covenant are absolutely terrified when they see you and the Flood on the same side:
    Run! Run!
    Bad guy!
    Oh no!
    Those are just some lines they said when I played it.

  • @Froggyman145
    @Froggyman145 4 роки тому +20

    "WE SUCK AS ONE, WE FIGHT AS ONE!"
    ~Me and my friends in CoD

  • @Sad_Chief
    @Sad_Chief 4 роки тому +16

    3:14 ,This elite understands me.

  • @jamsanator0511
    @jamsanator0511 3 роки тому +11

    2:19 wait a minute, Mickey?

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion 27 днів тому +1

    Ahhhh. Doc refusing to let Tucker in and Tucker getting annoyed. Good times.

  • @noah-so1qk
    @noah-so1qk 4 роки тому +21

    yes my precious

  • @saarue420
    @saarue420 4 роки тому +10

    This made me love Halo's franchise even more.

  • @snakemaster1251
    @snakemaster1251 3 роки тому +12

    6:08 BRUH WHAT

  • @colesephhh9546
    @colesephhh9546 4 роки тому +28

    2:37 is that griff and Simmons?

  • @lukesahagian
    @lukesahagian 4 роки тому +38

    3:45 is absolute gold!

  • @v2actingsus
    @v2actingsus 2 місяці тому +1

    2:47
    “If the staff meeting just ended,
    no one outside is gonna know the freaking password! Now open up! We need ammo, and the Chief is out here!”
    “……..Does he know the password?”
    “HE WASN’T AT THE MEETING EITHER!”

  • @fashionsoulsonlysouls5575
    @fashionsoulsonlysouls5575 4 роки тому +65

    1:45 good to see that a doomsday cult is still LGBT friendly

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman 3 роки тому

      Course they are.
      Friendly to the ideology, at least.

  • @mk19_117
    @mk19_117 2 роки тому +5

    -We need ammo and the Chief is put here!
    -... Does he know the password?
    -HE WASN'T AT THE MEETING EITHER! *Agressive banging on door*

  • @defcon4824
    @defcon4824 4 роки тому +11

    3:44 i never knew 343 Guilty Spark was that lonely lmao

  • @failedrevolutionary9497
    @failedrevolutionary9497 3 роки тому +5

    “PANIC. MANAGEMENT HAS DISINTEGRATED” should have been my senior quote

  • @tudorcozma4144
    @tudorcozma4144 Рік тому +3

    4:07 French grunt CONFIRMED! 🥐

  • @DoomieGruntVentures
    @DoomieGruntVentures 3 роки тому +2

    2:36 That's probably the first staff meeting Grif stayed awake for.

  • @ianmcgregor576
    @ianmcgregor576 4 роки тому +9

    This is a masterpiece

  • @BuellerJ
    @BuellerJ 5 місяців тому +1

    3:49 AYO THATS INSANE HOW DID I NEVER SEE THAT BEFORE 💀💀💀

  • @PremierRomanov
    @PremierRomanov 4 роки тому +4

    Brute: "I fart in your general direction."
    Chief: "Is there someone else up there I can talk to?"

  • @douma2278
    @douma2278 Рік тому +1

    2:11
    Elite: One Word for you *asleep*

  • @theoddllamahorsecavepanda1818
    @theoddllamahorsecavepanda1818 3 роки тому +10

    4:43
    I'm not a doorknob ;----;

  • @lonelystarboy
    @lonelystarboy 4 роки тому +26

    3:47
    WTF 343 😝😝😂😂

    • @gavinmattingly9115
      @gavinmattingly9115 4 роки тому

      343 didn't make this game

    • @lonelystarboy
      @lonelystarboy 4 роки тому +18

      @@gavinmattingly9115
      I meant "343 Guilty Spark"

    • @Banana-Boi
      @Banana-Boi 4 роки тому +3

      @@gavinmattingly9115 That really went over your head huh?

  • @Deadsphere
    @Deadsphere 4 роки тому +3

    "My orders are- GETITOFF"
    RIP, random Marine. You will be missed.

  • @treystinson4116
    @treystinson4116 4 роки тому +8

    "Enough, dude!"
    [Bird Sounds]

  • @LusheNekudo
    @LusheNekudo 4 роки тому +15

    Rip Flipyap 3:27

  • @biinerfiiner
    @biinerfiiner 3 роки тому +6

    0:21 It'd be cool if you could mele the door and Chief says: "Open up." Then the door opens and the marine is let in.

    • @amog8202
      @amog8202 Рік тому +2

      (THUD) door has visible dent
      "Oh uh, ok, ok, just a second"

  • @thelastfablefenix6927
    @thelastfablefenix6927 4 роки тому +7

    5:33 I didn't know caboose did voice work for halo 3

  • @Mistermash115
    @Mistermash115 4 місяці тому +2

    3:50 bruh Guilty Spark getting a little freaky

  • @nakknjr9322
    @nakknjr9322 4 роки тому +5

    5:28 wait i just realized thats caboose i knew that intellect but i wasn’t sure

  • @TheLeaderofChannelgrid
    @TheLeaderofChannelgrid 4 роки тому +13

    0:28 im assuming the first one is donut from red vs blue

    • @noobyduder7668
      @noobyduder7668 4 роки тому +4

      The purple one is doc and the teal one is tucker

    • @Rocco049
      @Rocco049 10 місяців тому

      @@noobyduder7668 “bitch I’m aqua”

  • @remconiemarkt1703
    @remconiemarkt1703 3 роки тому +4

    I love how Geoff and Gus voiced the password bit!

  • @gameshark4240
    @gameshark4240 4 роки тому +25

    Is it just me or did the password marines sound like RvB characters...

    • @deathrex007
      @deathrex007 4 роки тому +12

      They are voiced by the same RvB voice actors

    • @punic4045
      @punic4045 4 роки тому +1

      It's a RvB reference. There are a few of those throughout the Halo games past 2

  • @skout-374
    @skout-374 3 роки тому +11

    5:10 did caboose become a marine?

  • @benreynolds5433
    @benreynolds5433 4 роки тому +7

    The marine saying "Whats the password" sounds like caboose. . Maybe he is.