What Joke Is Super Dumb But Still Funny To You?
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A snake walks into a bar. The bartender says "How did you do that"
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A stick.
1:08 That is SO bad.
1:56 In the dinosaur days of mainframe computer and chain printers, there WERE actual programs coded to make the printer "sing" by repeating certain characters for certain lengths of time. One popular tune at the time was "Dixie." BTW, you had to dedicate the printer to the program (i.e., the printer was, for the duration of the program, assigned directly to the program); this would NOT work if you just printed to the print spool (the spool was a disk area that held printouts that were printed by the spooler program based on priority and printer availability).
There was once a group of friars arrested after Playboy founder Hugh Hefner called the police because the friars had set up a vendor stand on his lawn where they were selling flowers. One friar mentioned during interrogation "Well, if we were anywhere else, we could have gotten away with it. But unfortunately, only Hugh can prevent florist friars."
A blind man walked into a bar…then a table and a chair
I heard there was a fire in a cemetery, everyone died.
"A man walked into a bar and said... ow."
I love how "dad joke" used to be derogatory but it got turned into an art form to be upheld proudly
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are lost in the desert, and find half buried in the sand, a magic lamp. Upon freeing the genie inside, he bequeaths one wish to each of them.
The Englishman asks for an unending supply of water. POOF! there is now a oasis where they are. The Scotsman asks for food; POOF! There are now animals and vegetation for them to eat. The Irishman asks for his wish, a car door.
The genie asks why he would ask of all things, a car door?
The Irishman replies "Well feck, if it gets too hot I can roll the car window down."
_(I heard this joke almost forty years ago, so at least the setting and the punchline are correct)_
14:12 After reading this, I feel like I'm owed money.
14:27 Version that I heard: Q: Why don't Santa & Mrs. Claus have any kids? A: Because Santa only comes once a year, and then down the chimney!
I went to the zoo the other day. They only had one animal. It was a dog. It was a shih tzu.
Lesbian dinosaur is called. Lickalotapus
3:36 heard that one on the game grumps
Q: What did the Pink Panther say after it stepped on the ant?
A: Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead aaaa-a-a-a-a-ant ...
The T-Rex in made me lol at work
What do you call an orange? George
2:30 This reminds me of the difference between a tribe of Pygmies and a girls track team. Which is unrepeatable here.
3:22 To this day I swear that the reuben had to have been a late-night-what's-in-the-fridge creation.
7:53 And, satisfied, the cop left and later became a detective and investigated the JonBenet Ramsey killing.
(For those not in the know, the JonBenet Ramsey investigation was SO BADLY EFFED that even Barney Fife could have done a better job. NOT joking.)
What's Forrest Gump's computer password?
....
1Forrest1
Okay that was good
I like that one
Why was Tigger in the port a pottie , he was looking for Pooh told by 5 year old cousin in 2001 and still love it
The interrupting cow one
Horse walks into a bar n bartender says why the long face
8:09 Lamas ARE bigger than frogs. So are llamas. Reminds of this Ogden Nash short:
The one-L lama, he's a priest.
The two-L llama, he's a beast.
And I will bet a silk pyjama
There isn't any three-L lllama.
Q: What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?
A: Nacho Cheese!
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Christian joke here:
The Sadducees didn't believe in life after death. That's why they're so sad you see.
I made this stupid joke.
What do you call a famous fish?
A star fish 🐟
How do you make fried rice?
You fry the rice
That will make you ketchup
Elephant plus rhino equals? Ellifiknow
Im running my own company, wanna know what it is called?
Nunya business