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  • @sillyYata
    @sillyYata 6 років тому +2425

    "Goodnight."
    *Light turns on*

    • @minecraftoverlordpe2842
      @minecraftoverlordpe2842 6 років тому +250

      He is so edgy darkness is light to him.

    • @badasstoad9419
      @badasstoad9419 6 років тому +80

      O5-Council
      Mmmhhh........
      **Head turns around.**
      *MMMMHHHHHHHHHH..!*

    • @sillyYata
      @sillyYata 6 років тому +9

      @@badasstoad9419 me existing

    • @hackermann1321
      @hackermann1321 5 років тому +21

      He is Australian dud, so....

    • @Cypress-r2u
      @Cypress-r2u 5 років тому +5

      Happily opens every containment cells

  • @fbidumbbee
    @fbidumbbee 6 років тому +1265

    "i'm actually feeling suicidal" - sniper 2018
    rip

    • @harveyed1800
      @harveyed1800 6 років тому +20

      "They having buttsecks without me?"

    • @marioistiredifthisconversa869
      @marioistiredifthisconversa869 6 років тому +15

      @@harveyed1800 YHEA NEXT TIME DONT BE A BISH TO THEM FOR SOME ASS

    • @aroachyboachy4716
      @aroachyboachy4716 5 років тому +8

      @@marioistiredifthisconversa869 you'll be sorry for this
      *HA HA HA*
      *HA HA HA*
      *hA Ah Ha*
      *Ah HA hA*

    • @JustJaylon
      @JustJaylon 5 років тому +3

      E a t. M y. *A S S*

    • @adamtaurus7840
      @adamtaurus7840 5 років тому

      9 *69th* like lol

  • @e4gywanking
    @e4gywanking 6 років тому +1925

    I love how sniper didn't learn any of his lessons at the end
    EDIT: i return after 4 years to see this many likes lol

    • @HealingVoice39
      @HealingVoice39 5 років тому +145

      Considering that this is a Scrooge parody, it's really funny

    • @MrCyberly
      @MrCyberly 4 роки тому +149

      And thus, the Thousand Year War against cancer has started.

    • @chronologizer422
      @chronologizer422 4 роки тому +77

      What did you expect? He's a sniper. Their jobs are to never move from where they are and kill otherwise out of range victims from afar.

    • @juviewong3510
      @juviewong3510 4 роки тому +8

      Do you hate christmas?

    • @seanseantse
      @seanseantse 4 роки тому +2

      Noice

  • @ColonelFrontline1152
    @ColonelFrontline1152 6 років тому +2727

    1:14 - 1:16
    Sniper: "I'm actually getting suicidal."
    Scunt: Eat My *A S S.*

  • @lessons_in_tanya
    @lessons_in_tanya 5 років тому +1010

    "goodnight" *turns on light*
    i love it

    • @anaverageyoutubeuser
      @anaverageyoutubeuser 4 роки тому +39

      That’s how Australians sleep.

    • @juviewong3510
      @juviewong3510 4 роки тому +6

      @@anaverageyoutubeuser why do australians wastes electricity

    • @enderkhi3871
      @enderkhi3871 4 роки тому +10

      @@juviewong3510 Because Australia

    • @kirya7177
      @kirya7177 4 роки тому +10

      @@juviewong3510 They don't waste it, they gain it

    • @randolfducanes1028
      @randolfducanes1028 4 роки тому +3

      "I fell asleep with the lights on, and i can see that you're the first one in a long time
      that had some faith in me"

  • @pumpkinton
    @pumpkinton 6 років тому +2854

    You were abused as a child, thats why you're edgy and hate Christmas. -Sand Undertall

    • @krosskreut3463
      @krosskreut3463 6 років тому +75

      ---saneeesss
      --Underhertail
      -sand
      One of the sure 1000 au s

    • @CoolPlayersVic
      @CoolPlayersVic 6 років тому +18

      -Sam Dunterpale

    • @AKZ169
      @AKZ169 6 років тому +11

      Sam underpant

    • @hughmungus4744
      @hughmungus4744 6 років тому +13

      Snens Neanderthal

    • @blackarrow1220
      @blackarrow1220 6 років тому +27

      Its not abuse if hes playing fortnite over tf2

  • @n-extrafries-surprise
    @n-extrafries-surprise 6 років тому +685

    Good ol Sansa clause teaching The values of Smexmas

  • @PaytonTate
    @PaytonTate  6 років тому +1162

    HORSE. EATEN.

  • @weskerrebirth5849
    @weskerrebirth5849 5 років тому +240

    1:54 “by being cancer you’ve opened a portal to fandom HELLLLLLL
    LLLL” I fucking love demo 😂

  • @shadowwolf550
    @shadowwolf550 5 років тому +603

    0:32 Every Mii Gunner right now.

  • @maximuffin6395
    @maximuffin6395 6 років тому +1165

    "This is the thousand year war against cancer and it's all your fault"
    *"WOT?!"*

    • @twilightjester5672
      @twilightjester5672 6 років тому +56

      in this war, we are fighting agents Ponies, OVERWATCH, Bowsette haters, and that stupid bloody Pedo butler anime, and they are all cancerous

    • @thegrayshadow7676
      @thegrayshadow7676 6 років тому +31

      @@twilightjester5672 Don't forget the Ugandan Knuckles Tribe.

    • @twilightjester5672
      @twilightjester5672 6 років тому +4

      @@thegrayshadow7676 that too.

    • @alexandnachoyt3001
      @alexandnachoyt3001 6 років тому +7

      @@thegrayshadow7676 honestly, they are funny to me

    • @ThatBrokeMan
      @ThatBrokeMan 6 років тому +19

      Go home private *twinkle toes*

  • @Omnywrench
    @Omnywrench 6 років тому +1780

    Not gonna lie, Private Twinkletoes is legitimately terrifying, both in how she looks and moves.

    • @sixtocortescastaneda4169
      @sixtocortescastaneda4169 5 років тому +200

      The fact that bipedal realistic horse is used instead of a Twilight Sparkle midel makes it funnier.

    • @SU76M
      @SU76M 5 років тому +29

      @@sixtocortescastaneda4169 It makes Payton tale a ponyhater, that it.
      And this is in 2019!

    • @hypergrad2254
      @hypergrad2254 5 років тому +78

      Payton Tate didn't want Twilight Spark SFM Model in his search history

    • @isedesi7982
      @isedesi7982 5 років тому +11

      So sad that these nihilistic dead weights never watch MLP in their lifetime.
      *Evil smile* I bet they're actually CLOSET BRONIES.

    • @hypergrad2254
      @hypergrad2254 5 років тому +31

      MeltyWorld EX Y'know, some people can just not like something
      You remember Homestuck? GOT? The Office? Friends? Courage the cowardly dog?
      People don't just hate stuff out of spite, some people just, don't like things

  • @LazyPurple
    @LazyPurple 6 років тому +3676

    Lately I've been feeling like I don't laugh enough but this got to me all the way through, I can't get over 1:25 lmao

  • @LordGrombo
    @LordGrombo 5 років тому +208

    1:16 Every Scout that’s been airblasted off by a pyro.

    • @alejoyugar
      @alejoyugar 2 роки тому +5

      But, double jump with the force-a-nature perfectly and then kill the pyro and then laugh

    • @TheCommander101
      @TheCommander101 Рік тому

      Eat my *A. S. S*

  • @Dillon4599
    @Dillon4599 5 років тому +803

    2:23
    "You just rekt Radio Demo with facts and logic!"
    I was not prepared for that.

  • @matthewhilliker
    @matthewhilliker 6 років тому +983

    Hearing Tara Strong say "Another libtard destroyed" was not something I expected.

    • @krystalhearttcb6460
      @krystalhearttcb6460 6 років тому +29

      Sayori is cute :3

    • @krystalhearttcb6460
      @krystalhearttcb6460 6 років тому +25

      @stg i think not ,shes cute normaly

    • @ArceeStarFan
      @ArceeStarFan 6 років тому +10

      Matthew Hilliker some stupid trump supporters always call us libtard to be mean to us.

    • @autistichades5552
      @autistichades5552 6 років тому +4

      I loved that bit, and about the DDLC in this reply section, Yuri is more cute to me!

    • @gstv8453
      @gstv8453 6 років тому +34

      @@ArceeStarFan oh no, not the meanie conservatives ;-;

  • @spookyfandango
    @spookyfandango 6 років тому +776

    i wasn't prepared for sansgineer and laughed harder than i should've

  • @azucar497
    @azucar497 6 років тому +251

    Sniper: I’m actually feeling suicidel
    Scunt of Christmas present: eat my A S S

    • @catnape122
      @catnape122 6 років тому +1

      69th like

    • @reio4641
      @reio4641 5 років тому +1

      169th like

    • @SAAAANEESS
      @SAAAANEESS 5 років тому +1

      have you ever seen a squeaker scunt?, they are somehow more annoying

  • @OmegaExalted
    @OmegaExalted 3 роки тому +27

    "Lime Scunt isn't real and he can't hurt you"
    Lime Scunt: 1:16

  • @CapnShades
    @CapnShades 5 років тому +139

    1:16 is hands down the best part.

  • @toaster9922
    @toaster9922 6 років тому +874

    *_L I B T A R D D E S T R O Y E D_*

    • @ArceeStarFan
      @ArceeStarFan 6 років тому +12

      Toaster that's the age of the stupid MAGAtards.

    • @gstv8453
      @gstv8453 6 років тому +34

      @@ArceeStarFan no u

    • @autistichades5552
      @autistichades5552 6 років тому +51

      *_A N O T H E R L I B T A R D D E S T R O Y E D_*

    • @ruphite9521
      @ruphite9521 6 років тому +35

      HEY LIBTARD!
      Uh, BYE!
      WHAT? *_[DEMONIC SCREECHING]_*

    • @brodaviing6617
      @brodaviing6617 6 років тому +32

      @@ArceeStarFan
      orange man bad
      diversity is our strength

  • @daspoboy2781
    @daspoboy2781 6 років тому +276

    0:43 - 0:48 had me in tears

    • @trash_kew871
      @trash_kew871 5 років тому

      Same

    • @kaikeunder
      @kaikeunder 5 років тому +8

      Ikr the punches are just so fucking powerful

  • @toaster9922
    @toaster9922 6 років тому +309

    0:32 Okay, i really did not expect that

  • @IceDragon289
    @IceDragon289 3 роки тому +45

    0:44 So Sniper's mom is a Redditor? No wonder he became edgy.

  • @Benniewindmill
    @Benniewindmill 5 років тому +440

    "I'm actually getting suicidal"

  • @LunaPhobos
    @LunaPhobos 6 років тому +977

    I thought I'd never see the day that I'd hear bootleg Twilight say "Libtard Destroyed"

    • @NessWithABeard
      @NessWithABeard 5 років тому +11

      Sounds out of character, right?

    • @Kayriel
      @Kayriel 5 років тому +1

      @@Valentin5320 Don't go to sleep.

    • @imabebebebe2496
      @imabebebebe2496 5 років тому +10

      Irl shes a libtard

    • @valiant545
      @valiant545 5 років тому +16

      I need more of Twilight calling people Libtards

    • @JeremyFinch42
      @JeremyFinch42 5 років тому +28

      *_"THERE ARE ONLY TWO GENDERS"_*

  • @enferrujado5799
    @enferrujado5799 6 років тому +793

    "I am sans"
    Me: immediately closes UA-cam

    • @zalgotheanimator
      @zalgotheanimator 5 років тому +4

      Lol, why would you close youtube because of that?

    • @charliedulol
      @charliedulol 5 років тому +1

      but... how did you leave that comment then?

    • @jetblack8086
      @jetblack8086 5 років тому +2

      F. O smash ultimate: “No, I don’t think I will.”

    • @elodiepottier7803
      @elodiepottier7803 5 років тому

      @F. O
      Calm down, kid.

    • @isedesi7982
      @isedesi7982 5 років тому +2

      I love Sans, Memes never die, they are the Inevitable.

  • @williambeavers9046
    @williambeavers9046 6 років тому +130

    0:45 When you want to play PUBG and your little brother is still on the Xbox.

  • @jasonquiver6907
    @jasonquiver6907 5 років тому +343

    Fandom Hell!?
    Not even Doomguy can handle that much... or maybe he can, we don't know for sure.

    • @matthewrs6678
      @matthewrs6678 5 років тому +23

      Depends on which fandom hell

    • @ExtremeX9
      @ExtremeX9 5 років тому +8

      Mlp hell

    • @thetrashman559
      @thetrashman559 5 років тому +7

      I thought he said "Fagot hell"

    • @Knague
      @Knague 5 років тому +8

      The doom fandom could

    • @Awesomest915
      @Awesomest915 5 років тому +11

      Doomguy: I can, but I choose not to.

  • @drdiamonddan6777
    @drdiamonddan6777 5 років тому +86

    Sniper: “Wat? Are they having buttseks without me?”
    Scout: “Y E S”

    • @Megadeth7811
      @Megadeth7811 2 роки тому

      Next time, don't be a bitch to them for some ASS!

  • @dolan3623
    @dolan3623 6 років тому +228

    Soldier:you just killed demo with facts and logic!
    Private twinkletoes: there are only two gender.

    • @stefy7234
      @stefy7234 5 років тому +1

      What do you mean ?

    • @chloroplast8611
      @chloroplast8611 5 років тому

      @@stefy7234 when you wanna say yes

    • @chloroplast8611
      @chloroplast8611 5 років тому

      @@stefy7234 but you knod your head no

    • @stefy7234
      @stefy7234 5 років тому

      Thaaaaanks

    • @chloroplast8611
      @chloroplast8611 5 років тому

      @@stefy7234 yeah you better. or else you sinned against the almighty god and deserve to go to hell

  • @Szibenwaro
    @Szibenwaro 6 років тому +79

    "This is gettin *S T O O P P I D* "

  • @thesheriff.4364
    @thesheriff.4364 6 років тому +123

    2:39
    Sniper is running like the Scout, LOL.

  • @monsetonaleash8787
    @monsetonaleash8787 5 років тому +59

    0:28 When you hear a noise downstairs at 3am and you were having a good dream

  • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
    @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 5 років тому +62

    To be fair, he is wearing the Anger....

  • @MRswipez1
    @MRswipez1 6 років тому +209

    Please more

  • @famskull8993
    @famskull8993 6 років тому +113

    It really means a lot to not only have Radio Demo make a cameo in someone else's smexual, but to have that smexual animated.
    Merry Christmas laddies!

  • @Hnui03
    @Hnui03 5 років тому +184

    0:31
    As a Battle Engi main, I sometimes feel like that...

    • @televisedmassacre
      @televisedmassacre 5 років тому +15

      GHA HA HA! I am Sans. *doot* And I am going to show you the past.

    • @D-S-G.
      @D-S-G. 5 років тому +8

      @@thetrashman559 NO

    • @ThanosChicken
      @ThanosChicken 5 років тому +6

      this was you

    • @thetrashman559
      @thetrashman559 5 років тому +8

      Sniper I am your mama come eat your dinner

    • @ThanosChicken
      @ThanosChicken 5 років тому +8

      no
      i'm playing Fortnite

  • @ІсаєвОлександр
    @ІсаєвОлександр 5 років тому +57

    1:32
    This "nAAAAAAAAAo" is so catching for me...

    • @HATVAULT
      @HATVAULT 4 роки тому +12

      Youll regret this!

    • @FotoStudios418
      @FotoStudios418 4 роки тому +1

      @@HATVAULT AH. AH. AH.
      *inhale*
      α̷α̷α̷α̷α̷α̷α̷α̷α̷α̷α̷α̷н̷н̷н̷н̷н̷н̷н̷н̷н̷н̷н̷н̷-

    • @HATVAULT
      @HATVAULT 4 роки тому +11

      @@FotoStudios418 Hrblrblrblr!
      This is getting *_S H T E W P I D_*

    • @BoredBasketballFather
      @BoredBasketballFather 3 роки тому +6

      What ?! Are there having a sex without me ?!

    • @SnobbyBird_
      @SnobbyBird_ 11 місяців тому +2

      @@HATVAULT”where am I?”

  • @SnobbyBird_
    @SnobbyBird_ 3 роки тому +27

    The entire Private Twinkletoes sequence had me dying

  • @mochimaid
    @mochimaid 6 років тому +396

    I like the Terraria music at the beginning :D

  • @thefiend3078
    @thefiend3078 6 років тому +232

    1:32 I don't know why I find this so funny

  • @mcsteam236
    @mcsteam236 5 років тому +1041

    Sniper: no, I'm playing fortnite!
    Mother: *beats up sniper*
    See, be more like sniper's mother

    • @thepizzacarpizza1056
      @thepizzacarpizza1056 5 років тому +24

      Heavy weapons girl

    • @CoolBird420
      @CoolBird420 5 років тому +14

      Of course
      Have really nice glowing hair

    • @Beans-wr3hu
      @Beans-wr3hu 5 років тому +5

      *never. make me angry.*

    • @alexm.a.d892
      @alexm.a.d892 5 років тому +19

      Yeah we should beat children for playing a children's game

    • @JoshTheHobo
      @JoshTheHobo 5 років тому +4

      A B U S E C E L L E N T

  • @W4CK0guy
    @W4CK0guy 5 років тому +109

    People going to sleep early on New Year’s Eve and waking up in 2020 with a possibility of WW3 be like: 1:40

  • @peacejoy1396
    @peacejoy1396 Рік тому +9

    It's actually a genuine tradition for me to watch this every December before Christmas

  • @GalaxicMeh
    @GalaxicMeh 6 років тому +177

    Visual representation of every edgy sniper main on christmas eve.
    Also is this Christmas Carol parody, Sans is better than Spirit of Christmas Past.

  • @vcr_official
    @vcr_official 5 років тому +341

    Sniper: Nah, I'm playing fortnite
    Heavy: *TRIGGERED*
    **Never make Heavy angry about telling him about Fortnite**

    • @lallamarebelde4829
      @lallamarebelde4829 5 років тому +3

      Xd

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 роки тому +2

      @@lallamarebelde4829 the legend say alien still seeing poster that interesting

    • @justachannel5803
      @justachannel5803 3 роки тому

      You were abused as a child, that's why you're edgy and hate Christmas!

    • @matthewevans97
      @matthewevans97 2 роки тому +2

      "NEVER MAKE ME ANGRY!"

  • @theultimatetrashman887
    @theultimatetrashman887 Рік тому +7

    1:32 this scout jumpscare is actually kinda scary ngl

  • @thhrjdh5564
    @thhrjdh5564 5 років тому +57

    2:15 whenever you say ok boomer to a boomer.

  • @luxbigbux
    @luxbigbux 5 років тому +36

    Payton Tale: So how much earape do I want?
    Brain: *yes*

  • @subzero.5725
    @subzero.5725 6 років тому +234

    I AM SANS
    *MEGAL*

    • @milob.4322
      @milob.4322 6 років тому +15

      How can one note be so comedic?

    • @echomira5593
      @echomira5593 6 років тому +5

      Who knows, but it's hilarious

    • @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
      @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 6 років тому +5

      I am the Scunt here!

    • @echomira5593
      @echomira5593 6 років тому +7

      @@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 I'm actually feeling suicidal. -Edgy sniper

    • @echomira5593
      @echomira5593 6 років тому +3

      @@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 nice. :D

  • @agamemnon1492
    @agamemnon1492 6 років тому +74

    0:40
    Heavy Mom: "Sniper! I'm your mama! Eat your dinner!"
    Sniper: "No! I am playing fortnite!"
    Heavy Mom: " *AAAAAAAAAA! NEVER MAKE ME ANGRY!* "

  • @callie313
    @callie313 5 років тому +39

    0:46 my mom coming in my room after I slammed my door shut

    • @GMKGoji01
      @GMKGoji01 7 місяців тому

      Yeah? Well, it's my mom coming in my room after refusing to accept Luigi's hand in an arranged marriage in Fire Emblem Engage!

  • @baronofbahlingen9662
    @baronofbahlingen9662 5 років тому +60

    This is like my fifth time watching this and I only just realised he turns the light on to sleep.

  • @Rustynick69
    @Rustynick69 5 років тому +17

    2:10 top 10 most deadliest Anime characters

  • @The_D_ray
    @The_D_ray 5 років тому +366

    0:44 And the best Mom Award goes to...

  • @NATEDOGG175
    @NATEDOGG175 6 років тому +128

    I can't get past 0:40 without losing my shit

    • @Calliemakescontent
      @Calliemakescontent 6 років тому +23

      No Im PlAyInG fOrTnItE

    • @gstv8453
      @gstv8453 6 років тому +2

      Then go find it

    • @battlebead4923
      @battlebead4923 6 років тому +3

      Literally every Fortnite streamer

    • @user-11z157
      @user-11z157 6 років тому +5

      Richard *NEVER, MAKE ME ANGRY*

    • @GMKGoji01
      @GMKGoji01 3 місяці тому

      I lost my shit at the edgy sniper's face.😂

  • @mrkitloin
    @mrkitloin 5 років тому +7

    Girls during sleepovers: omg gracie your hair is so good!
    Boys during sleepovers: 2:18

  • @Ellesiumss
    @Ellesiumss 5 років тому +17

    0:58 New undertale 3 sans looks like good

  • @bappo153
    @bappo153 5 років тому +22

    " What a *FOUKER* "
    -gibus spy 2019

  • @jamzli2262
    @jamzli2262 6 років тому +30

    This scunt really took it too far when he showed the sniper what his friends were doing without him

  • @justaddwater6348
    @justaddwater6348 5 років тому +12

    0:39 basically any tf2 mother when they hear about any other game

  • @Sphinxzs
    @Sphinxzs 4 роки тому +26

    0:58 - 1:04 really got me cracked up, I still can't stop laughing

  • @prestongarvey2599
    @prestongarvey2599 5 років тому +31

    2:27
    idk why, but I can't keep a straight face at soldier

  • @sneakymoofarm9682
    @sneakymoofarm9682 5 років тому +10

    Okay, between the amounts of deepfrying, ear rape, and the use of the Terarria snow biome music in the beginning, this is now one of my favorite Source Film Maker videos. Congrats!

  • @DivingIntoTheUniverse
    @DivingIntoTheUniverse 6 років тому +22

    0:28 “ahhh goodnight”
    *snores
    *SNORING INTENSIFIES

    • @BradynNewcomer
      @BradynNewcomer 6 років тому +1

      Sleeping with the lights on?

    • @DivingIntoTheUniverse
      @DivingIntoTheUniverse 6 років тому

      Bradyn Newcomer yeah I did take a nap with the lights on lmao that’s creepy

    • @actliux
      @actliux 5 років тому

      And im gonna show you the past.

  • @thelivingglitch1371
    @thelivingglitch1371 5 років тому +197

    0:42 So what this implies, given the events of the smexual, is that Fortnite is the root of all evil?
    Makes sense to me. Especially the garbage trends, shady practices of Epic, and gullible kids getting suckered in from actually GOOD games.

    • @razor9768
      @razor9768 5 років тому +9

      The Living Glitch Everytime I had a chance to come back for TF2, comments from elitists like you always have to exist.

    • @thelivingglitch1371
      @thelivingglitch1371 5 років тому +10

      Razor I can see why, but in my case, I am completely convinced that it genuinely lowered my mental stability.
      The timing of release was during the tail end of my high school years, I was already stressed enough regarding graduation and signing up for college, as well as Exam Week. On top of that, the obnoxious douchebag ChadBois of my school would never shut up about it, and would always be absolute pricks to everyone else just because they were bored, and I was also getting bombarded by constant depressing news in this dumpster fire of a reality we live in. And the final nail in the coffin was all that AS WELL as the fact that I have severe chronic anxiety, Asperger’s, and recently started getting suicidal flashes (which my mother has PTSD about since her brother killed himself before my sister and I were born).
      So yeah; due to the perfect storm of bad/stressful things going on in my life, toxic schoolmates, and my already-existing mental issues, I am fully convinced that Epic Games and Fortnite genuinely decreased my mental state’s well-being.
      Any and all hate on Fortnite isn’t me being an elitist; I have an actual vendetta against the game. TF2 has nothing to do with it (in my case).

    • @D-S-G.
      @D-S-G. 5 років тому

      How to handle situations

    • @kamikazer6484
      @kamikazer6484 5 років тому +2

      @@thelivingglitch1371 this is one of the biggest bruh moments of all the time

    • @thelivingglitch1371
      @thelivingglitch1371 5 років тому

      WooL m.a.n Y/W to the Murdered By Words subreddit.

  • @rungcox4823
    @rungcox4823 6 років тому +23

    0:46 if only this happened in real life

  • @mirrorman95
    @mirrorman95 5 років тому +16

    "Also yes there are basically no Christmas smexuals left, the well's drying, so you all have next year's homework"
    I guess we failed the assignment.

  • @fakhri555
    @fakhri555 5 років тому +23

    "i am the scunt here"

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 6 років тому +155

    An upload for Christmas?
    *_It's a Christmas miracle_*
    I don't know why but the Fortnite part always gets me

    • @FloofPuppy
      @FloofPuppy 6 років тому +1

      You're everywhere .-.

    • @twistedfates
      @twistedfates 6 років тому

      No they aren't :v

    • @FloofPuppy
      @FloofPuppy 6 років тому +1

      @@twistedfates I seen this person comment on most videos I've seen bro

    • @twistedfates
      @twistedfates 6 років тому

      @@FloofPuppy and i barley ever see them. Plus when i do theres like 3 comments or more just to be seen :v

    • @FloofPuppy
      @FloofPuppy 6 років тому

      @@twistedfates Well that's just me. I've just been seeing this user. :/

  • @usstexasbb3555
    @usstexasbb3555 6 років тому +59

    I love this Part 😂😂😂 at 1:16

    • @sophsfavvids
      @sophsfavvids 6 років тому +8

      Stoopis scunt

    • @harrytheseal6566
      @harrytheseal6566 6 років тому +2

      The sniper regretted after saying NO to the scunt

    • @razora630
      @razora630 5 років тому +1

      Same. When my brother showed me this video and showed me 1:16, I fricking died. I couldn't stop laughing or crying

    • @drae.2155
      @drae.2155 5 років тому

      *sc0nt.mp4-A.S.SMode*

  • @morshumantheshopkeeperrobo6270
    @morshumantheshopkeeperrobo6270 6 років тому +19

    And they died happily ever after. The end. *Sniper evil laugh*

  • @janreiafrica
    @janreiafrica 6 років тому +24

    I AM SANS
    *Megalovania plays for an instant*

  • @tastimeandspace2019
    @tastimeandspace2019 5 років тому +7

    2:28
    Best audio experience in human history.

  • @valentina_8020
    @valentina_8020 6 років тому +137

    Add subtitles, please.

    • @Endothermia
      @Endothermia 5 років тому +34

      The audio's so uniquely insane that the closed captions provide an option for auto-generated Dutch instead of English.

    • @kaikeunder
      @kaikeunder 5 років тому +3

      Endothermia holy shit your right lmao

    • @thepizzacarpizza1056
      @thepizzacarpizza1056 5 років тому

      ILL SEE WHAT I CAN DOOO

    • @rebeccaturner1123
      @rebeccaturner1123 4 роки тому

      Maybe Payton is Dutch.

  • @juandeleon198thewattpaduse9
    @juandeleon198thewattpaduse9 4 роки тому +7

    The Radio Demoman, the best Fan Made character in the Team Fortress 2 animation... was killed by Facts and Logic by a horse.

  • @snowman364
    @snowman364 5 років тому +12

    2:56 Hello there, old chum. I'm gnot an elf. I'm gnot a goblin. I'm a gnome. And you've been, GNOMED'

  • @TheStygian
    @TheStygian 5 років тому +12

    Earrape Mom-Heavy beating Kid-Sniper is just beautiful! I can't not laugh.

  • @CoolGuy-kx4oq
    @CoolGuy-kx4oq 5 років тому +16

    I feel like this will be one of those videos that gets recommended to people in like 8 years from now

  • @idioticreborn
    @idioticreborn 5 років тому +39

    2:28 can someone make this reaction into a very short video

    • @GMKGoji01
      @GMKGoji01 3 місяці тому

      I got you fam!
      Seiðr: Would you create a child with me?
      Everyone:

  • @jtvanilla1776
    @jtvanilla1776 2 роки тому +1

    Tldr: Sans tells sniper that his friends are secretly having surprise buttsecks behind his back, so he gives them bombs for Christmas.

  • @Tabby3456
    @Tabby3456 4 роки тому +8

    Random player: *Makes fun of the fact that i like birds*
    Me a Chicken Kev Heavy: 0:46

  • @Vulgate401
    @Vulgate401 5 років тому +17

    This is the best version of the Christmas Carol I ever heard.

  • @UnclePaul1995
    @UnclePaul1995 3 роки тому +5

    Child Abusing Mother Turn Sniper Into a EdgeLord.

  • @rynaxw
    @rynaxw 5 років тому +18

    2:39 = Angry Sonic Fanfricks.

  • @Stonex180
    @Stonex180 2 роки тому +1

    0:33 what makes this funnier to me is that there is an TF2 Undertale au called “Overtime” and Engineer is Sans

  • @Only2ndChannels
    @Only2ndChannels 2 роки тому +4

    0:27 turns on a light to sleep

  • @JoshyTheSobble
    @JoshyTheSobble 5 років тому +21

    This is the exact representation of the nightmares I have when I got to bed on Christmas Eve

  • @thegrayshadow7676
    @thegrayshadow7676 6 років тому +3

    Sniper: HmmMMMmmMMm
    Becoming edgy was the Best pissecision I ever made
    HehehehEEEEEE
    Heavy: Hey Sniper! Do you wish for sheeeesh-CREAM with us?
    (Spy giggles)
    Sniper: F@CK NO!
    (slaps Heavy onto the ground)
    Heavy: Weaaaaa WEAAAAA
    Spy: What have you DONE?!
    Merasmus: STOP! It's almost Christmas!
    Sniper: Pissmas sucks!
    (Everyone else gasps)
    Sniper: I'm gonna GO now. Hehehehehe
    Spy: What a F@CKer.
    Sniper: I'm POOoOOOped!
    Ahh Good Night.
    Hmmmmm HMMMMMM
    (Laughing is heard and Sans zaps into appearance.)
    Sans: I am Sans!
    (MEGALO-)
    And I'm gonna show you the past!
    Sniper: F@CK off dead meme!
    Sans: NO
    (snaps fingers)
    Sans: This was You!
    Sniper: what
    Momma Heavy: Sniper! I am your Momma; it's your dinner!
    Young Sniper: No! I'm playing Fortnite!
    (Momma Heavy barges in and punches Young Sniper into the ground several times.)
    Momma Heavy: NEVER MAKE ME ANGRY!!!
    Sans: You were abused as a child. That's why you're edgy and hate Christmas!
    Sniper: No, that's stupid.
    Sans: BOY.
    Sniper: *NO!!!*
    (A certain overrated song begins to play)
    Sans: On days like this. Kids like you. Should Ought To Burn In Hell! HAHAHA
    Sniper: AHHHHHH!!
    Sniper: wherkejiojasd
    stupid nightmares!
    hmmmmm *HMMMMMM*
    Scunt: need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here!
    (zaps into existence)
    Scunt: I am the Scunt here!
    Sniper: I'm actually getting suicidal...
    Scunt: eat my *ASS!*
    Sniper: ahhhh
    Scunt: This is today.
    (Spy, Heavy, and Merasmus are laughing)
    Heavy: Now that we have eaten all of the Ice Cream, let us have gay butsix.
    Merasmus: SEXCELLENT!
    (They all do their thing...)
    Sniper: What? Are they having butsix without me?
    Scunt: Yeah. Next time don't be a batch to them for some Ass!
    Sniper: *No!*
    Scunt: You'll regret this! HaHaHaaHe*HAAA*
    Sniper: wehsdhafhas
    this is getting *STUPID!*
    hmmmmm HM-
    (wakes up by himself)
    Sniper: Wait what?
    Radio Soldier: This is war F@ggot!
    Radio Demo: I am Radio Demo, and this is the Thousand Year War Against Cancer and it's all your fault!
    Sniper: *What?*
    Radio Demo: Yes. By being Cancer, you've opened a portal to Fandom HELL!
    Radio Soldier: Private Twinkle Toes now owns half of my world!
    Sniper: Who's that?
    Radio Demo: The God of all cancer! She is a Soul-
    Radio Soldier: Oh No! It's Private Twinkle Toes!
    (The horse creature walks in, and looks nothing like a certain Princess of Friendship...)
    Radio Demo: Go home Private Twinkle Toes! Men are F@cking here. Ugh!
    Private: F@cks don't care about your FEELINGS!
    Radio Demo: UGH aww Cripe myheadisgonnagoupassaksjfehfiasdj DEAD
    Radio Soldier and Sniper: AHHH
    Radio Soldier: You just crushed Radio Demo with facts and logic!
    Private: There are f@ck only two genders!
    Radio Soldier: AHhhh Sniper get to the teleporter! adfhjshfdhdhd DEAD
    Private: hehehe Another Libtard Destroyed!
    (Runs over to Sniper)
    Hey Libtard!
    Sniper: BYE!
    (runs off)
    Private: What?! UUGGGGGHHHH
    (Sniper wakes up)
    Sniper: It's Christmas morning...
    Heavy! I have presents for you!
    (Everyone else gasps)
    Heavy: Oh no... You I do NOT forget!
    Sniper: Ah I'm sorry mate! Here!
    (Gives them the presents)
    Spy: Is this a trick?
    Sniper: *NOO!*
    Heavy: AHH BOMB!
    Sniper: heheheHEHE
    *BOOOM*

  • @slightlyistorical1776
    @slightlyistorical1776 3 роки тому +5

    I just noticed that it’s BLU Soldier and RED Demoman fighting Private Twinkle Toes. Guess even on the battlefield the two managed to hold their friendship to the graves, literally

  • @blairtelford1219
    @blairtelford1219 5 років тому +41

    0:19 almost peed myself xD

    • @generic_soda
      @generic_soda 4 роки тому +3

      What part are you laughing at. The surpried faces or the no-clip sniper?

  • @RareHunter2010
    @RareHunter2010 Місяць тому +4

    ITS CHRISTMAS MONTH NOW, TIME TO VISIT A CLASSIC

  • @Fictonalicious
    @Fictonalicious 6 років тому +101

    1900:i think cars will fly!
    2018:...........

    • @Fictonalicious
      @Fictonalicious 6 років тому

      I hate ......ee iasvdlejekejehs

    • @gstv8453
      @gstv8453 6 років тому

      They actually exist

    • @Fictonalicious
      @Fictonalicious 6 років тому

      @@gstv8453 not the ones i think of

    • @gstv8453
      @gstv8453 6 років тому

      @@Fictonalicious how are they

    • @Fictonalicious
      @Fictonalicious 6 років тому

      @@gstv8453 there like the ones u see on movies

  • @hosodunkatari1297
    @hosodunkatari1297 6 років тому +19

    You show so much comedic expression in these SFMs, it's amazing!

  • @JosueHernandez-um4kc
    @JosueHernandez-um4kc 3 роки тому +3

    1:09 Need A Dispenser here! ,NeAd A DispenSA HeAre!

  • @mrkitloin
    @mrkitloin 5 років тому +3

    Girls during sleepovers: omg jessica your hair is so good!
    Boys: 1:23

  • @NEALLIUMITE
    @NEALLIUMITE 6 років тому +33

    WHEN HIS ARM EXTENDED AND SLAPPED HEAVY OH MY GOD

  • @normaljim
    @normaljim 5 років тому +10

    This is the Christmas movie I watch every year now

  • @edwardrichthofenthegayteac5403
    @edwardrichthofenthegayteac5403 5 років тому +5

    2:39 when you get in trouble for no reason