"Once upon a time, Gandalf bought a rubber duck for 12 thousand dollars. I asked Gandalf, "Why would you do that?" Gandalf said "FOOL! You've earned a prize!" and sent Merasmus to New Mexico. That was... a bad day for Merasmus. Then I summoned the Horseless, Headless Horsemann to kill everyone. The Horsemann said "Fuck you, Merasmus!" and killed me. Then I summoned myself from the dank depths of the dead, and bought myself a Gibus. Then everyone lost the game and died. And that's how I saved Christmas." A masterpiece for the generations.
"I summoned the headless, horseless horseman to kill everyone, the horseman said f*ck you merasmus and...killed me" nice work as always dude! oh meem I love this christmas Smexual
You're a god among animators for doing this, Pate. The production quality on this is straight-up insane and I still have a hard time believing you picked my stuff to animate.
- [tick tock tick tock] - [SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT] - Ah! Bloody 'ell. - [alarm clock broke noises] WUBUBU - *auuuugh* - *i don't usually-* [get slapped boi] - WAKE UP SCOUT, *it's christmas mornin'* - Err, no. Not after last time. - FELIZ NAVIDAD, MAGGOTS - YESSSSS, HAPPY CHRISTMAS - ugh. - *GET TO THE CHRISTMAS T A A A A A A A A N K* - okai - LET'S GO - [tank impression] - [further tank impression] - WOO HOO HOOOOOO [aka not a tank impression] - [door broke noises] - WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED AT LEAST FROM CANADA - What the X-RAY UNICORN SAAS is THAT?! - THIS IS MY FESTIVE TANK, THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS CHRISTMASSY. - sacre bleu - Let us eat breakfast, I have SOO MUUCH SANDVICH. Weyt, I eyt all of the sandviches. - *GAAAAHD DAAAAAMIT* HEAVY YOU *SAAAAAAAAAAAACK* - Gentlemen, please! This is getting idiotic. - Oh my god, look at the PREHSENTS - OH MY GOD - SWEET LAND OF LIBERTY, THIS IS *MINE* - [present wrapping broke noises] IT.. IT'S SCOUT - Oh, hey! - WUT - Ugh, are you freaking kidding me? You know what, I am really freaking handsome. - SCOUT GET BACK INTO YOUR BOX. - Yeah, this does not look good, yeah, um.. ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵈᶦᵈ ⁿᵒᵗ ʲᵘˢᵗ ʰᵃᵖᵖᵉⁿ - *E X C E L L E N T*, my presents! - [present wrapping broke noises only more gentle] - MY. GOD. - Holy crap! - Wow, Merasmus is impressed, it's- - *JOHN CENAAAAAAAAA* dah dah dah daaahhh- - [fourth wall screen broke noise] I NEVER LIKED WRESTLING. - Oh, that's nice. gaah, i got SOKS again. - Hey look, my ma got me a bucket of dank memes! - Oh no. - [Painful experiences] - ENOUGH. PRESENTS BORE MERASMUS. NOW IT'S CHRISTMAS STORY TIME. - Once upon a time, GANDAULF bought a RUBBER duck for $12,000 dollars. I ESSKED GANDAULF "Why would you do that?!", GANDAULF said "FOOL, you've earned a prize!" Then sent MERRASMUS to New Mexico. *that was a.. bad day for merasmus..* THEN I SUMMONED THE HEADLESS HORSELESS HORSEMANN to kill everyone! The HORSEMANN said "Fuck you, Merasmus!" and killed me. Then I summoned myself from the dying depths of the dying depths of the dead! And bought myself a gibus! Then everyone lost the game and died. And that is how I saved Christmas. - [f--clapping noises] Hmm, not bad. - Excellent. - Here's a touchin' CHRISTMAS story. Once upon a time. *Gravy.* The end. - OUTSTANDING. - Woo hoo hoo! - Ahem. Ｂｕｔｔｓ． - WOW! - Gott in himmel.. it's vunderful. - Excellent. - Was there ever any doubt? - ｔｈｅｎEVERYTHING EXPLOded - And I lived happily ever after. The end. - huehueuheuuhehｈｅｈｅｈｅｈｅ
How the Grinch Stole Christmas Written by Dr. Seuss, published in 1957 Cartoon debuted December 18, 1966 Voice, Narrator and Grinch Boris Karloff Voice, Cindy-Lou Who June Foray Vocals, "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" Thurl Ravenscroft Fahoo forays, dahoo dorays Welcome Christmas, bring your light Fahoo forays, dahoo dorays Welcome in the cold of night Welcome Christmas, fahoo ramus Welcome Christmas, dahoo damus Welcome Christmas, while we stand Heart to heart and hand in hand Trim up the tree with Christmas stuff Like bingle balls and whofoo fluff Trim up the town with googoo gums And bizilbigs and wums Trim every blessed window and trim every blessed door Hang up whoboohoo bricks then run out and get some more! Hang pantookas on the ceilings Pile panpoonas on the floor Trim every blessed needle on the blessed Christmas tree Christmas comes tomorrow. Trim you, trim me! Trim up your tree with fuzzle fuzz And fliffer bloofs, and wuzzle wuzz Trim up your uncle and your aunt With yards of whoflut flay Every Who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot But the Grinch who lived just North of Whoville did not! The Grinch hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right. But I think that the most likely reason of all May have been that his heart was two sizes too small. But, whatever the reason, his heart or his shoes, He stood there on Christmas Eve hatin
You've outdone yourself, I love the purely chaotic, ones don't get me wrong, but the way that this video actually has a story, actual comedy, and and some classic chaos moments? It's BEAUTIFUL!
I like how on the "This is mine" line the blu soldier turns into that red stealing soldier from Eltorro's Scout's amazing adventure, it's such a nice reference
Once upon a time Gandalf bought a duck for 12000 dollers. I asked Gandalf why whoud you do that? Gabdakf said fool you earned a prize and sent merasmus to new mexico that was a bad day for merasmus. Then i summoned the headless horseman to kill everyone. The horse man Sayed Fuck you merasmus and killed me. Then i summoned myself form the dying depths of the dead and bought myself a gibus. Then everyone lost the game and died. And that is how merasmus saved christmas. VERY NICE STORY!
Merasmus' story was more of a competition rather than a Christmas story. Here's what I caught. _Once upon a time..._ _Gandalf bought a Rubber Duck for 12000$ (that's also the HP of the final challenge's enemy in a certain 3DS Game)._ _I asked Gandalf "Why would you do that?"._ _Gandalf said "Fool! You've earned a prize!" and sent Merasmus to New Mexico. That was a bad day for Merasmus._ _Then I summoned the Headless Horseless Horsemann to kill everyone!_ _The Horsemann said "F*CK YOU MERASMUS" and killed me._ _Then I summoned myself from the dark (Is it really that?) depths of the dead and bought myself a Gibus._ _Then everyone lost the game and died._ *And that is how I saved Christmas.* (REACTIONS) MEDIC: Hmm, not bad. SPY: Excellent!
I want that spy clock, Payton. I want it now.
Just Farinz Only if you give me five minutes with your special friend.
I will make it one day.
Yes.
Just Farinz Powder that makes you say "Yes".
Just Farinz OMG, same, it's byootifull
"Hey look my ma got me a bucket of dank memes"
"oh no"
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
Oh baby a triple.
Wow. W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-
"ENOUGH!"
Presents bore merasmus!
Now its christmas story time
"Once upon a time, Gandalf bought a rubber duck for 12 thousand dollars. I asked Gandalf, "Why would you do that?" Gandalf said "FOOL! You've earned a prize!" and sent Merasmus to New Mexico. That was... a bad day for Merasmus. Then I summoned the Horseless, Headless Horsemann to kill everyone. The Horsemann said "Fuck you, Merasmus!" and killed me. Then I summoned myself from the dank depths of the dead, and bought myself a Gibus. Then everyone lost the game and died. And that's how I saved Christmas."
A masterpiece for the generations.
I am definitely going to tell that story to my kids
mmm, not bad
2:04
*ekhem*
Butts
@@robb9636 Here's a touching christmas story; Once upon a time, GRAVY! The End
Confirmed: Red Sniper Survives every explosion.
Emerald Luigi Sniper confirmed: Sniper was secretly immortal and murderous at the same time.
Emerald Luigi confusingly
@Royale Clasher knowing holiday was awful
"I summoned the headless, horseless horseman to kill everyone, the horseman said f*ck you merasmus and...killed me"
nice work as always dude! oh meem I love this christmas Smexual
Cy Cortex it sure is a gift
@@TheRealBatabii It's censored in the video tho
"Hm not bad!"
“ excellent! “
That part always gets me, is the best
“And then I summoned myself from the dank depths of the dead, and bought myself a gibus!” Amazing video man, the lip sync was spot on.
"Butts."
WOW
*thunderous applause*
give this guy a noble plz
Excellent
Its Beautiful
"FE-LIZ NA-VI-DAD, *MAGGOTS* "
That part killed me
You're a god among animators for doing this, Pate. The production quality on this is straight-up insane and I still have a hard time believing you picked my stuff to animate.
well u make some pretty good stuff so it doesn't souprice me
- [tick tock tick tock]
- [SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT]
- Ah! Bloody 'ell.
- [alarm clock broke noises] WUBUBU
- *auuuugh*
- *i don't usually-* [get slapped boi]
- WAKE UP SCOUT, *it's christmas mornin'*
- Err, no. Not after last time.
- FELIZ NAVIDAD, MAGGOTS
- YESSSSS, HAPPY CHRISTMAS
- ugh.
- *GET TO THE CHRISTMAS T A A A A A A A A N K*
- okai
- LET'S GO
- [tank impression]
- [further tank impression]
- WOO HOO HOOOOOO [aka not a tank impression]
- [door broke noises]
- WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED AT LEAST FROM CANADA
- What the X-RAY UNICORN SAAS is THAT?!
- THIS IS MY FESTIVE TANK, THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS CHRISTMASSY.
- sacre bleu
- Let us eat breakfast, I have SOO MUUCH SANDVICH. Weyt, I eyt all of the sandviches.
- *GAAAAHD DAAAAAMIT* HEAVY YOU *SAAAAAAAAAAAACK*
- Gentlemen, please! This is getting idiotic.
- Oh my god, look at the PREHSENTS
- OH MY GOD
- SWEET LAND OF LIBERTY, THIS IS *MINE*
- [present wrapping broke noises] IT.. IT'S SCOUT
- Oh, hey!
- WUT
- Ugh, are you freaking kidding me? You know what, I am really freaking handsome.
- SCOUT GET BACK INTO YOUR BOX.
- Yeah, this does not look good, yeah, um.. ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵈᶦᵈ ⁿᵒᵗ ʲᵘˢᵗ ʰᵃᵖᵖᵉⁿ
- *E X C E L L E N T*, my presents!
- [present wrapping broke noises only more gentle]
- MY. GOD.
- Holy crap!
- Wow, Merasmus is impressed, it's-
- *JOHN CENAAAAAAAAA* dah dah dah daaahhh-
- [fourth wall screen broke noise] I NEVER LIKED WRESTLING.
- Oh, that's nice. gaah, i got SOKS again.
- Hey look, my ma got me a bucket of dank memes!
- Oh no.
- [Painful experiences]
- ENOUGH. PRESENTS BORE MERASMUS. NOW IT'S CHRISTMAS STORY TIME.
- Once upon a time, GANDAULF bought a RUBBER duck for $12,000 dollars. I ESSKED GANDAULF "Why would you do that?!", GANDAULF said "FOOL, you've earned a prize!" Then sent MERRASMUS to New Mexico. *that was a.. bad day for merasmus..* THEN I SUMMONED THE HEADLESS HORSELESS HORSEMANN to kill everyone! The HORSEMANN said "Fuck you, Merasmus!" and killed me. Then I summoned myself from the dying depths of the dying depths of the dead! And bought myself a gibus! Then everyone lost the game and died.
And that is how I saved Christmas.
- [f--clapping noises] Hmm, not bad.
- Excellent.
- Here's a touchin' CHRISTMAS story. Once upon a time. *Gravy.* The end.
- OUTSTANDING.
- Woo hoo hoo!
- Ahem. Ｂｕｔｔｓ．
- WOW!
- Gott in himmel.. it's vunderful.
- Excellent.
- Was there ever any doubt?
- ｔｈｅｎEVERYTHING EXPLOded
- And I lived happily ever after. The end.
- huehueuheuuhehｈｅｈｅｈｅｈｅ
Thanks.
I put time into this, I'm glad someone thanked me
(This was when Merasmus was trying to open the present) "Ugh, this is TAKING too long!"
I need to read this while watching.
How do you do that small text
*_-just tell me-_*
*What the X-ray Unicorn SAAAS is THAT??*
Nice work for this majestic smexual smissmas video.
This is my festive TAAAANk! There are many like it but this one is stupid and Christmas-y
lol I laughed so hard on that part xD
*_S A A A S_*
Geofcraze634 *Secks-ray**
What the Secks-ray Unicorn SaUCE is THAT??
*BUCKET O' DANK MEMES*
ahmad farrel samudro Siregar o no
*2014 intensifies*
ahmad farrel samudro Siregar Disgusting gift i say
2:01 I was REALLY invested in Merasmus' story! That was great!
Ambient Occlusion Machine bRoke.
Payton Tate Understandable, have a nice day.
_Yeh, that seems about roight_
Payton Tate tiny desk engineer at 2:11
it was loud and hugly. and now is HUGLY and deaed
The lip sync on the bit just before John Cena was really friggin great
_"12,000 dollars for that duck? Yes, that seems like money well spent."_
Ultra Necrozma > Arceus
So you think.
Also, your comment is entirely unrelated to the content at hand.
Arceus Amaranthine He has a GRAND DAD profile picture, nothing he says will ever be rational
That's nothing, Heavy spends 400,000 Dollars just to fire his gun for twelve seconds
1:27 waiting for your grandma to finish her freaking christmas story.
"There are many like it, but this one is stupid and Christmassy!"
Using literally any kind of Festive weapon in TF2
Did I really just laugh at a john cena joke in 2017?
Great video btw
"I never liked wrestling"
marja 1 I kinda did too, the while vid was hilarious too
Antiquated memes have their own sort of charm, I find.
I might as well ... "what happened to fappy team cookout"
cobalt im committed now just you wait good sir
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Written by Dr. Seuss, published in 1957
Cartoon debuted December 18, 1966
Voice, Narrator and Grinch Boris Karloff
Voice, Cindy-Lou Who June Foray
Vocals, "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" Thurl Ravenscroft
Fahoo forays, dahoo dorays
Welcome Christmas, bring your light
Fahoo forays, dahoo dorays
Welcome in the cold of night
Welcome Christmas, fahoo ramus
Welcome Christmas, dahoo damus
Welcome Christmas, while we stand
Heart to heart and hand in hand
Trim up the tree with Christmas stuff
Like bingle balls and whofoo fluff
Trim up the town with googoo gums
And bizilbigs and wums
Trim every blessed window and trim every blessed door
Hang up whoboohoo bricks then run out and get some more!
Hang pantookas on the ceilings
Pile panpoonas on the floor
Trim every blessed needle on the blessed Christmas tree
Christmas comes tomorrow. Trim you, trim me!
Trim up your tree with fuzzle fuzz
And fliffer bloofs, and wuzzle wuzz
Trim up your uncle and your aunt
With yards of whoflut flay
Every Who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot
But the Grinch who lived just North of Whoville did not!
The Grinch hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.
But, whatever the reason, his heart or his shoes,
He stood there on Christmas Eve hatin
cobalt It's dead, that's good, amen.
cobalt ive never seen a fusion between scout and a meinshao
MarcusGamer 8 well now you have
i like how at 1:50 spy breaks every bone in his body to turn around and yell "OH NO"
Even though it's sentence-mixing, Nolan North as Merasmus is probably as unhinged as Ultimis Richtoffen
2:53 Ahem... *butts*
*best Christmas story ever told, 11/10*
plot, hecking, twist.
You've outdone yourself, I love the purely chaotic, ones don't get me wrong, but the way that this video actually has a story, actual comedy, and and some classic chaos moments? It's BEAUTIFUL!
2:06 Don't think you can sneak that Tiny Desk Engineer past me, Payton.
(2:52-255) OMG SPY THAT STORY WAS SO AMZING !!!! I'M GONNA TELL IT TO MY SON WHEN I'LL BE OLDER
2:54
*SPY: ahem* ...Butts!
*crowd is going wild!*
*SCOUT:* WOW!
In case you didn't see it, the some_engineers cast makes an appearance at 2:25
1:49 scout was then sent back in time to 2013
2:12 TINY DESK ENGINEER!?
Yeah
I saw the li'l guy at 2:06 too.
Laughed so hard at Spy saying "Butts" that I snorted, no kidding
« We got you surrounded at least from Canada »
*Everything Explodes and Sniper survives*
"And I lived happily ever after.. the end."
*Laughs evilly*
Just Sniper.
Watching this again to get in that festive mood. A true holiday classic.
0:31 We have you surrounded, at least from Canada.
What the X-Ray Unicorn SAAS?!
This is my festive tank! There are many like it, but this one is stupid and Christmas-y!
Sacrebleu says Spy as he face palms
let us eat breakfast!
i have brought so much sandwhich!
I like how on the "This is mine" line the blu soldier turns into that red stealing soldier from Eltorro's Scout's amazing adventure, it's such a nice reference
merasmus without his face cover is just... wonderful
*Then i summoned the Headless Horseless Horseman to kill everyone! But the Horseman said Fuck you Merasmus!*
- Merasmus
"And killed me."
@@mechalo5271 Then I summoned myself from the dying depths of dead
SpaapS: "What the X-Ray Unicorn SAUSE is that!?" that's something I haven't heard, 10/10 Payton
Question.
Why is God using a UA-cam channel named Payton Tate.
Because he can, that's why :p
My gosh, the clapping no-clipping heavy crowd is amazing.
At 0:19 i like that soldier say it make me happy and funny.
I can’t hear that unwrap sound effect without thinking of a totally accurate depiction of present opening.
Nice work!
"Hey, look, my ma got me a bucket of dank memes!" Seriously, this videos super hilarious! Well done!
The Horseman said, F--- YOU MERASMUS!
And then I said, F---YOU TOO! XD
Real life VS Team fortress 2
Real life > Wake up and turn off clock
Team fortress 2 > Wake up with a scout next to you and machete your clock
“I got a bucket of dank memes.” -Scout
2:06 tiny desk engineer
0:44 but wait guy’s there’s no need to get upset. heavy has drug laced Steaks in his brief case. that’s better than any sandwich
I love eating drugged steak for breakfast
What the X-ray Unicorn SUUUS is THAT??!! 00:34
😂
Wow, Merasmus is impressed! It's- *JOHN CENA!*
A bucket of dank memes!
*OH NO*
the epic tale of how Merasmus saved Christmas is honestly one of the best stories in the world.
Wow, this is among the best animated videos you've produced so far. Especially the fluidity of it all. Christmas came early this year ^u^
The Christmas story time was probably the best hahaha! Great stuff as always!
R.I.P Snort´o Clock
"What the X-RAY unicorn S U S is that?!?"
Once upon a time Gandalf bought a duck for 12000 dollers. I asked Gandalf why whoud you do that? Gabdakf said fool
you earned a prize and sent merasmus to new mexico that was a bad day for merasmus. Then i summoned the headless horseman to kill everyone. The horse man Sayed Fuck you merasmus and killed me. Then i summoned myself form the dying depths of the dead and bought myself a gibus. Then everyone lost the game and died. And that is how merasmus saved christmas.
VERY NICE STORY!
"Are you freaking kidding me? You know what, i am really freaking handsome" sounds like something scout would say
Seeing merasmus ‘s mouth (especially so accurately modeled) is so surreal
00:52 ITS MAKES ME LAUGH 😂
I like the references
1:02
Its da "mine" soldier from scout's amazing adventures .p.
0:51 that was funny, the bit where Soldier just got big eye for each scream.
So uh hey, I got a bucket of chicken.
You want some?
No u.
0:34 what the X-ray,unicorn SAS,is that!?
Ame ese "Feliz navidad"
(I love that "feliz navidad")
2:05 beautiful shitposting
It's almost Christmas again.
Thank you UA-cam for recommending this vid to me once again on these special days.
2:05 NFTS in a nutshell.
3:09 That face... it stares at my soul at 3am...
"Hey look! My Ma got me a bucket of DANK MEMES!"
The line “headless horseless horsemen” is gonna stick with me for a long time and I’m completely fine with that
This was amazing, I lived the Shpee clock at the beginning
Merasmus' story was more of a competition rather than a Christmas story. Here's what I caught.
_Once upon a time..._
_Gandalf bought a Rubber Duck for 12000$ (that's also the HP of the final challenge's enemy in a certain 3DS Game)._
_I asked Gandalf "Why would you do that?"._
_Gandalf said "Fool! You've earned a prize!" and sent Merasmus to New Mexico. That was a bad day for Merasmus._
_Then I summoned the Headless Horseless Horsemann to kill everyone!_
_The Horsemann said "F*CK YOU MERASMUS" and killed me._
_Then I summoned myself from the dark (Is it really that?) depths of the dead and bought myself a Gibus._
_Then everyone lost the game and died._
*And that is how I saved Christmas.*
(REACTIONS)
MEDIC: Hmm, not bad.
SPY: Excellent!
Here's a touching Christmas story:
Once upon a time,
GRAVY!
@@citizenblu Ahem Butts
You're doing amazing work, my man. Godspeed.
That christmas mornin story seems pretty good
Wow, Merasmus is impressed, it's...
*J H O N* *C E N A*
1:09 Which is the one is the real Scout? xD
Your a bloody God Mate.
You got me good with Merasmus his present... also, somebody should make a mod that replaces the HHH's head with a horse-head right?
“Once upon a time... gravy. The end.”
Literally just subbed today, and you've already uploaded something new! Expect to keep that sub :3
Gandalf sent Marasmus to New Mexico. It was....a bad day for Merasmus....
1:36 Why didn’t Merasmus get anything? I didn’t see anything come out of the present.
idk man
maybe he got an invisible object?
I've never seen marasmus fluidly transition into a t-pose right after dank memes. Until now.
This is part of my Christmas traditions :3
This was very Nicecice! grand work as usual I see.
2:03 - 2:41 aaahh my favorite Christmas story aside from the original Christmas story
and by that I mean Jesus's b-day not the Bob Clark film (and no I have not seen it)
Late Update I have seen it
LOL TURN ON THE AUTO-GENERATED SUBTITLES! "I never liked Nestle"
3:09 got me, great video as always :)
Seeing merasmus with a mouth and takling like that is scarier then Any form of horror media
Were sniper and scout sleeping in the same bed?... *LE GASP*
Just Sniper.
son: DADDY!! TELL me a history to sleep
daddy: ok son... *BUTTS*
son: Z Z Z
Daddy: Z Z Z
*FELIZ NAVIDAD, MAGGOTS*
I didn’t expect the John Cena meme that’s why it was funny
I found it again, Merry Christmas!
I just realized soldiers wearing a sans jacket
0:23
Im going to wak eup my family on christmas with this
"Then everything EXPLODED!!!"
"And I lived happily ever after"
"The end"
😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
This is actually really well animated. Good job