Half in the Bag: IT Chapter Two

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  • @TheDoron11
    @TheDoron11 5 років тому +5863

    "I don't want to say i hated it, but I did not like it and I wanted to leave".

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 5 років тому +67

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jojockful007
      @jojockful007 5 років тому +209

      This really was accurate. I thought about walking out because I was so bored.

    • @brbjuke45
      @brbjuke45 5 років тому +95

      Seriously that's how I felt halfway. And I enjoyed the first one

    • @Siegberg91
      @Siegberg91 5 років тому +81

      @@jojockful007 so penny wise changed his tatic after falling to kill children via fear he now Specialized into boring people to dead?

    • @Lavolpeengreece
      @Lavolpeengreece 5 років тому +6

      Put it on the box

  • @Smurfkobain10
    @Smurfkobain10 5 років тому +4956

    Can't believe I watched a 3-hour movie where the climax is a bunch of grown adults verbally insult a tiny clown

    • @Mr72Dolphins
      @Mr72Dolphins 5 років тому +329

      Sounds like bad porn

    • @shytguy
      @shytguy 5 років тому +225

      Jared Scott I laughed at too many parts that were not meant to be funny in this movie and little penny wise with his baby arms was on of those scenes.

    • @SamsaraTAS
      @SamsaraTAS 5 років тому +187

      "a bunch of grown adults verbally insult a tiny clown." it was a bold choice to end a 2 hour movie with an entire BOTW episode, but by god, they made it happen and they made it work.

    • @zohebsaikia
      @zohebsaikia 5 років тому +40

      Ya man I actually felt bad for Pennywise in that scene..they should have made it better somehow

    • @horatiohuskisson5471
      @horatiohuskisson5471 5 років тому +62

      Like in the first one where they just beat him with sticks

  • @skeletonwizard708
    @skeletonwizard708 4 роки тому +757

    I've never seen a film actively *lose confidence in itself* during it's run time. It's like they realized having a pack of adults being afraid of a clown is kind of goofy and couldn't decide if they were still a serious horror film or a horror comedy.

    • @TheMasterQuests
      @TheMasterQuests 3 роки тому +46

      If it was creepy instead of in your face then it could've worked

    • @jerrysmith8814
      @jerrysmith8814 2 роки тому +4

      My exact thoughts

    • @Varsonin
      @Varsonin 2 роки тому +23

      @Social Bankruptcy What is personal taste.

    • @robertyeah2259
      @robertyeah2259 2 роки тому +11

      @Social Bankruptcy then no ones taste is really wrong

    • @alexdasilva9747
      @alexdasilva9747 2 роки тому +14

      @Step In Fetch It it’s about family. And that’s what’s so special about it.

  • @GoodshagProductions
    @GoodshagProductions 5 років тому +3505

    I made a blood oath with my friends after leaving the cinemas to come back in 27 years to stop the next IT adaptation

    • @Twocogsmontgumry
      @Twocogsmontgumry 5 років тому +90

      I don't think you could make a good adaptation in 2044 because then the Loser's Club would have cell phones and internet.

    • @mikeyfjune
      @mikeyfjune 5 років тому +73

      Did you get AIDS?

    • @scoobert8217
      @scoobert8217 5 років тому +18

      @@Twocogsmontgumry If they did remake it in 2044 it definitely wouldn't take place in that year.

    • @zohebsaikia
      @zohebsaikia 5 років тому +7

      Haha wow this was clever
      But ya u got aids now or atleast tetnus

    • @silirat
      @silirat 5 років тому +26

      It Chapter VII: Still Floatin'

  • @headsgrowback1
    @headsgrowback1 5 років тому +3325

    Great casting. I actually believed these two hacks are VCR repair men.

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 5 років тому +26

      They are

    • @OrgaNik_Music
      @OrgaNik_Music 5 років тому +160

      You can clearly see they've been digitally de-aged, though.

    • @headsgrowback1
      @headsgrowback1 5 років тому +76

      @@OrgaNik_Music I've heard that most of the budget goes to the fat ones alcoholism, so they didn't have enough resources to properly de age them.

    • @SuperCarcher
      @SuperCarcher 5 років тому +25

      And the gay one’s cute too

    • @joshuagoff7878
      @joshuagoff7878 5 років тому +8

      @@SuperCarcher who jay ? but you gotta remember there hacks so that's probably a act he is putting on .

  • @somanytakennames
    @somanytakennames 5 років тому +842

    I think this film further fuels my belief that the more extravagant a horror film gets, particularly with it's set pieces, the less scary it becomes. IT being creepy and weird whilst trying to lure his victims in is way more disturbing than *GIANT SPIDER CLOWN* or *GIANT LUMBERJACK DEMON*

    • @razzle2429
      @razzle2429 5 років тому +92

      The giant lumberjack was especially terrible because, apart from looking absolutely ridiculous and cartoony, it makes no sense that Richie wouldn't have mentioned it at any point in the first movie. There was no "yeah, that clown room in the Niebolt house was pretty spooky...but holy shit guys, I just got chased by a fucking 15 foot tall lumberjack statue!!"

    • @ayeaye2295
      @ayeaye2295 4 роки тому +8

      why do you use the word *whilst* ?...it makes me hate you

    • @kusipaa8683
      @kusipaa8683 4 роки тому +2

      Why was it your belief, it's obvious when you think about the definition of the word horror

    • @angelsofblood9879
      @angelsofblood9879 4 роки тому +3

      100 percent agree. Look at paranormal activity and Blair witch as examples of focusing on the characters vs the high priced special effects.

    • @Quandry1
      @Quandry1 4 роки тому +7

      Too much of the time they forget about the details as they get bigger. it's like the scene where pennywise charges in the basement while all blurry that they showed in the review. he hits the stairs and stops and it's just a pathetic little thump. It totally destroys everything you might have just felt in the scene. it would have been a lot more visceral and scary if it had a bit of a weighty crash to it. maybe even see some signs of his impact physically on the stairs just behind our fleeing protagonist for that scene instead of looking like pennywise actor feebly flopped himself on the bottom of the staircase mostly out of shot.

  • @andrewhickinbottom1051
    @andrewhickinbottom1051 5 років тому +702

    "Man, you're so filled with hate", says Mike Stoklasa

    • @jamstonjulian6947
      @jamstonjulian6947 5 років тому +77

      Mike is the personification of love and Star Trek.

    • @Davej82
      @Davej82 5 років тому +58

      Yeah, Mike was like a buddhist version of himself in this episode.

    • @ChocorocK
      @ChocorocK 5 років тому +16

      Mike is filled with liquor, pessimism, love for Rich Evans and Star Trek.

  • @MilanousMedia
    @MilanousMedia 5 років тому +2150

    Jay called it. I looked it up and they did digitally de-age the child actors

    • @Cybeldar
      @Cybeldar 5 років тому +383

      For all the silliness, these guys are really good and knowledgeable.

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 5 років тому +4

      K

    • @cianomalley
      @cianomalley 5 років тому +108

      I noticed it, Ben's cheeks look redder and Richie's jawline is completely altered. I didn't notice the voices I have to say.

    • @kreepykulture
      @kreepykulture 5 років тому +374

      That's crazy to me that they already had this being a 2 part movie planned out but didnt film all the kids parts at once....

    • @SentientHoodii
      @SentientHoodii 5 років тому +26

      @@kreepykulture thats what i thought they did.

  • @notgonnapay
    @notgonnapay 3 роки тому +374

    Imagine if in the Evil Dead remake, when that girl started puking blood all over the other girl, they started playing Whip It by Devo.

    • @henrikaugustsson4041
      @henrikaugustsson4041 3 роки тому +17

      Whip it gooood!

    • @logicaloverdrive8197
      @logicaloverdrive8197 2 роки тому +1

      *(She falls over from slipping in the blood)* BREAK YOUR MOTHER'S BACK!

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 2 роки тому +24

      Imagine if in The Lovely Bones, when the girl goes down into the secret lair, the movie would start playing Little Girls by Oingo Boingo.

    • @samplexample
      @samplexample Рік тому +1

      I’m still apoplectic that that scene exists. I’m glad other people think it’s absurd as I do.

    • @dahveed72
      @dahveed72 Рік тому

      Now I can't STOP imagining it. Even when I rewatched it last week.

  • @mikeyfjune
    @mikeyfjune 5 років тому +2992

    Pennywise might've died.
    But no one's ever really gone.

    • @j0hn00arthur
      @j0hn00arthur 5 років тому +137

      Because in the end...
      ...it's all about family..part 2

    • @friendlybanana4960
      @friendlybanana4960 5 років тому +43

      Not in this economy!

    • @silirat
      @silirat 5 років тому +60

      They already have screen play ready for It Chapter III: Still Floatin'.

    • @zohebsaikia
      @zohebsaikia 5 років тому +8

      @@silirat n all the main actors are 60yrs old now

    • @drifter6870
      @drifter6870 5 років тому +23

      Time to just cast the rock.

  • @Andreazor
    @Andreazor 5 років тому +694

    I agree with Jay. What makes a horror movie scary IS intimacy. When the horror is personal, perhaps even delicate. It adds a kind of deep violation and emotion.

    • @shakedownsanctuary
      @shakedownsanctuary 5 років тому +61

      @Fortune Favours the Friendly "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall down a manhole and die." - Mel Brooks

    • @whompronnie
      @whompronnie 5 років тому +33

      What about the music and ambiance going obviously silent so you can precisely predict the next loud noise? Now that's horror!

    • @Saoirse_don_Phalaistín
      @Saoirse_don_Phalaistín 5 років тому +15

      Exactly. It's why Hereditary is one of the most horrifying films i've ever seen and Midsommar is way scarier and more impactful than Us, It chapter 2 and all other modern day horror films.

    • @hinglemccringleberry7265
      @hinglemccringleberry7265 5 років тому +8

      I don't even think the movie tries to be super scary. It is more like a comedy with wtf moments and a few absurd scares that make you laugh the next moment. Like a self aware big budget trash movie that also has a childhood carthasis storyline. I think this time jay did not understand what the movie is trying to accomplish or it just not his thing. It's a hillarious mess!

    • @boredfartless4221
      @boredfartless4221 5 років тому

      @New JoeButtons He wants his delicate region violated. I think it was an invitation.

  • @kwillow12
    @kwillow12 5 років тому +720

    Movie makers just can't get past the CLOWN. At one point in the book Eddie thinks "Grownups are the _real_ monsters" . And _that_ is what the book was about. Child abuse.

    • @MustelaPutoriusFuro99
      @MustelaPutoriusFuro99 4 роки тому +134

      That's also what Stephen King is all about.

    • @detectivebloor4011
      @detectivebloor4011 4 роки тому +115

      @@MustelaPutoriusFuro99 and cocaine

    • @DarkAngelEU
      @DarkAngelEU 4 роки тому +22

      @@MustelaPutoriusFuro99 Cujo's about child abuse?

    • @MustelaPutoriusFuro99
      @MustelaPutoriusFuro99 3 роки тому +74

      @@DarkAngelEU Well I was mostly joking about the proclivities of Stephen King, but Cujo could act as a metaphor for a mother protecting their child from an abusive father.

    • @surelylune
      @surelylune 3 роки тому +33

      but spooky clowns scare me !!

  • @SanjoyMukherjeesanjoymkj
    @SanjoyMukherjeesanjoymkj 5 років тому +3565

    It's only a two chapter book?

    • @Greendalewitch
      @Greendalewitch 5 років тому +310

      Two very long chapters.

    • @Kiritora321
      @Kiritora321 5 років тому +57

      Disappointingly yes, I don’t know how they made a long movie about it though

    • @bgill7475
      @bgill7475 5 років тому +18

      Yes actually, if you read it there's two parts to it. The second part starts with the gay character that gets attacked, it's in the movie too.

    • @YuzuruA
      @YuzuruA 5 років тому +9

      @@Greendalewitch about 400 pages each

    • @Greendalewitch
      @Greendalewitch 5 років тому +40

      @@YuzuruA 600 pages actually. This is a 1200 page book. One of the longest ive read, but also in my top three books of all times.

  • @yavrielsechelle7431
    @yavrielsechelle7431 5 років тому +549

    See, this is why Kubrick totally reworked The Shining. Even a little bit of a faithful adaptation of King's work results in goofy stuff.

    • @SomeKindOfScum
      @SomeKindOfScum 5 років тому +77

      That's true, but to play devil's advocate a little, Kubrick's film also indulges in some truly goofy/laughable moments

    • @kennetic9196
      @kennetic9196 5 років тому +37

      The Shining was one of the few SK books that could actually be faithfully adapted and Kubrick ruined it.

    • @davidwilson6577
      @davidwilson6577 5 років тому +266

      @@kennetic9196 We got a bad Stephen King adaptation and a great Kubrick film. I'm alright with that.

    • @climacks
      @climacks 5 років тому +19

      Everyone hated the shining when it first released, but started to gain popularity and became one of the best horror movies ever made

    • @kennetic9196
      @kennetic9196 5 років тому +8

      @@davidwilson6577 I don't know if you misread what I wrote but I despise Kubrick's the Shining.

  • @UselessDuckCompany
    @UselessDuckCompany 5 років тому +684

    I looked it up and the witch in gretel and hansel is the BORG QUEEN FROM STAR TREK. How could you not tell Mike. Where is my trek tangent!

    • @PezertFurru
      @PezertFurru 3 роки тому +2

      416 with 1 comment ? Bots likes

    • @rm2kking
      @rm2kking 3 роки тому +4

      She’s also the cult leader leafy from Silent Hill.

    • @ricflairslastdoobie7605
      @ricflairslastdoobie7605 2 роки тому +1

      @@rm2kking Oh my god, it's Leafy

    • @moxxie6.6.6
      @moxxie6.6.6 7 місяців тому

      Did you know that was a guy in a costume? Breathing his own carbon dioxide?

  • @evilemperordude
    @evilemperordude 5 років тому +728

    The old lady scene actually did a great job at building tension... and proceded to ruin it with a crappy CGI monster jump scare.

    • @blorkpovud1576
      @blorkpovud1576 5 років тому +123

      I spent months wondering what the hell the old lady turned into just to find it was a goofy looking walking tree.

    • @HaloCollective
      @HaloCollective 5 років тому +10

      CGI BAD IS JUST A COMPUTER

    • @lawrencerinehart5747
      @lawrencerinehart5747 5 років тому +30

      Which would have been more impactful if almost the whole thing wasn't shown in the trailer.

    • @TheShortGirl666
      @TheShortGirl666 5 років тому

      Oh, I just thought it was funny.

    • @jbro8934
      @jbro8934 5 років тому +9

      I actually thought the monster from the miniseries was scarier than the stupid CGI Slenderman in the film. Remember what Mrs Kersh became in the 1990 version? Those black eyes were creepy. Much better than the CGI monster in this one.

  • @fandlpetroleum
    @fandlpetroleum 5 років тому +390

    "Get your popcorn, watch, and leave." That's the mission statement of most studios these days.

    • @jakobvanklinken
      @jakobvanklinken 5 років тому +8

      How often do you actually go to the cinema? Just wondering. I mean I agree with you, but at the same time i think movie reviewers are extra cynical at this kind of stuff because they sit through so many big movies for their job

    • @littlekingtrashmouth9219
      @littlekingtrashmouth9219 5 років тому +3

      “Also, Be Chinese.”

    • @reservoirfrogs2177
      @reservoirfrogs2177 5 років тому +10

      @@jakobvanklinken they're literally witnessing the downfall of an art form day by day

    • @mitchellthornton6677
      @mitchellthornton6677 5 років тому +8

      Movie reviewers weren't jaded and cynical when good major motion pictures were regularly being made. Don't blame the victim for this dearth of enthusiasm.

    • @KilliK69
      @KilliK69 5 років тому +1

      and buy the merchandise

  • @toasterroast7678
    @toasterroast7678 4 роки тому +167

    The Haunting of Hill House feels like how an IT adaptation should be done, going back and forth from the present to the past, showing how the past events royally screwed up the adults. I'd love to see this.

    • @bencarlson4300
      @bencarlson4300 2 роки тому +28

      Mike Flanagan should be the only director allowed to adapt Stephen King horror stories. Even his non-King works feel like how Stephen King novels feel.

    • @WoahLookAtThatFreak
      @WoahLookAtThatFreak 2 роки тому +25

      @@bencarlson4300 Guarantee if Haunting of Hill House came out before IT (2017) was greenlit Mike Flanagan would have been chosen to do the adaptation and not Andy Muschietti. Stephen King was really impressed with Haunting of Hill House and Flanagan ended up doing Doctor Sleep a year later so I don't think it's a stretch to think he would have done the same with IT.

  • @willjacks6888
    @willjacks6888 5 років тому +620

    IT's about family, and that's what's so powerful about IT.

    • @willjacks6888
      @willjacks6888 5 років тому +40

      @@yakuza01 Pennywise is scary because of his AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDSSSS

    • @WaltherPPK007
      @WaltherPPK007 5 років тому +2

      Will Jacks this comment deserves so much likes

    • @SuperWooper1234
      @SuperWooper1234 5 років тому +3

      Will Jacks
      I agree with you completely, I’m guessing this is why people are having a hard time liking this film. They go into it with the wrong mind set

    • @UselessDuckCompany
      @UselessDuckCompany 5 років тому

      No clowns ever really die

    • @賴志偉-d7h
      @賴志偉-d7h 5 років тому

      And that's suppose to be scary?

  • @kggregorie
    @kggregorie 5 років тому +309

    Well, at least we can look forward to the inevitable streaming service adaptation of IT in about 5-10 years

    • @jasonl3736
      @jasonl3736 5 років тому +5

      Lol try 2 , you underestimate the creativity of Hollywood

    • @jackmars931
      @jackmars931 5 років тому +18

      Yeah, but they'll all be members of the LBGTQXYZ alphabet squad instead of having things like a stutter. Mike will be a trans woman. Bill will be a pedophile, Bev will be a butch lesbian, Ben will be a Drag Queen, Richie will be gay again, Eddie will identify as a 7 year old girl. Stan will be the only straight one, but he'll have converted to Islam.

    • @kggregorie
      @kggregorie 5 років тому +9

      @@jackmars931also, can't call Pennywise "IT" anymore....just gonna call it They. Or Pat, whichever

    • @CerberusGX
      @CerberusGX 5 років тому +21

      @@jackmars931 Yes, tell us more about your browser history

    • @blorkpovud1576
      @blorkpovud1576 5 років тому

      If only they did that in the first place.

  • @DarshanPhatak9141
    @DarshanPhatak9141 5 років тому +1260

    They should have called it, "IT: You'll Float 2"

  • @ShawnsEPIC
    @ShawnsEPIC 5 років тому +484

    they didn't even roast him to kill him, they just called him a clown which has been his profession for decades wtf.

    • @jeebs621
      @jeebs621 5 років тому +127

      Pennywise must have rock bottom confidence.

    • @ShawnsEPIC
      @ShawnsEPIC 5 років тому +99

      @@jeebs621 "this clown thing is only a part time gig! I'm going to community college right now!"

    • @fossy365
      @fossy365 5 років тому +31

      He didn't die from them calling him a clown. He died because they stopped being afraid of him.

    • @kifiz3108
      @kifiz3108 5 років тому +36

      "You're 1000000000000000000 years old and work as a clown, when are you going to grow up?!"

    • @kadenater123
      @kadenater123 5 років тому +3

      @@fossy365 Yeah but it wasnt very convincing

  • @RebornVengeancex
    @RebornVengeancex 5 років тому +525

    John Travolta and Nicolas Cage walk into a bar...The barman says, "Why the wrong face?"

    • @thesloshiestarman4879
      @thesloshiestarman4879 5 років тому +23

      Mr. Dong this has nothing to do with the video but I laughed anyway

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx 5 років тому +3

      These two need to work together again.

    • @RebornVengeancex
      @RebornVengeancex 5 років тому +11

      @@thesloshiestarman4879 it has alot to do with the Video for example both are funny clowns

    • @WreckingWood
      @WreckingWood 5 років тому +8

      Was barman asian?

    • @RebornVengeancex
      @RebornVengeancex 5 років тому

      @@WreckingWood perhaps

  • @JoeMama-qd9dq
    @JoeMama-qd9dq 5 років тому +1909

    They literally defeat the clown by verbally spamming clown emojis

    • @JoeMama-qd9dq
      @JoeMama-qd9dq 5 років тому +51

      I’m not writing a damn essay, I’m writing a comment on UA-cam that I thought of for about 10 seconds. Grammar’s pretty much out of the window for these types of things

    • @burlong01
      @burlong01 5 років тому +87

      More like, a bunch of bullied kids who describe themselves as "the losers" unironically gang up on and bully a clown to defeat it in the end.

    • @B-Dad
      @B-Dad 5 років тому +26

      UA-camisforcingmetochooseaname
      Pull a South Park. Bully bullies until they kill themselves 😂🤣

    • @willsoe
      @willsoe 4 роки тому +6

      I realised I couldn't remember this happening at all, but then I remembered I walked out of the cinema about half way through

    • @Alman19955
      @Alman19955 3 роки тому +7

      🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

  • @JohnFawcett122
    @JohnFawcett122 5 років тому +678

    Rich Evans should have played adult Ben Hanscom.

    • @TheMostUninterestingMan
      @TheMostUninterestingMan 5 років тому +32

      And Julia Roberts as Beverly

    • @CastleBlackWatches
      @CastleBlackWatches 5 років тому

      Paul John Ritter is adult Ben lol

    • @Tyschnydes
      @Tyschnydes 5 років тому +5

      Chris Hominski he’s not a hack he’s just above us mere mortals with his absolute wit

    • @D.Jay.
      @D.Jay. 5 років тому

      Sadly he's too young. He's barley 28

    • @braedan51
      @braedan51 5 років тому

      It's Back? OH MY GOOOOOOOD

  • @ttthttpd
    @ttthttpd 5 років тому +1440

    Of course he's not a virgin in the book. We all know about /that/ scene.

    • @Dycehart
      @Dycehart 5 років тому +270

      "i've never loved anyone. except you guys"

    • @vingram100
      @vingram100 5 років тому +60

      JessietheLookout OMG! I keep forgetting that even though the movies/miniseries cut out that scene, it doesn't change the implications! 😱

    • @JazzyUnderscoreTrumpeter
      @JazzyUnderscoreTrumpeter 5 років тому +16

      @@carlosfred8673 I second this. I have already read the book twice and yet I would still love to hear an elaborately detailed retelling of whatever cryptic scene you seem to be referring to...

    • @Abb0able
      @Abb0able 5 років тому +55

      @@JazzyUnderscoreTrumpeter i had IT as an audiobook goddamn that scene i stopped listening felt it was unnecessary and wondered why he put it in.

    • @Codey323
      @Codey323 5 років тому +112

      Abb0able it’s the cocaine

  • @JCIce007
    @JCIce007 5 років тому +277

    I honestly wondered for a moment while watching the movie if I had imagined the "Don't Call Me Angel" scene. It was so odd.

    • @fordprefect679
      @fordprefect679 Рік тому

      Feels like an homage to the novella The Langoliers.

    • @who7063
      @who7063 Рік тому +3

      @@fordprefect679 why

  • @sirNemanjapro
    @sirNemanjapro 5 років тому +155

    IT's about the family.

    • @zohebsaikia
      @zohebsaikia 5 років тому +16

      N thats what's powerful about it

  • @toastydanny9136
    @toastydanny9136 5 років тому +599

    "You know who plays the witch?"
    "Brie Larson?"
    *Awkward stare to the camera*

    • @Lord_Flash94
      @Lord_Flash94 5 років тому +143

      Is that a personal attack or something?

    • @zohebsaikia
      @zohebsaikia 5 років тому +17

      That was brilliant

    • @NikolaiKojevnikov
      @NikolaiKojevnikov 5 років тому +39

      Jay made a really convincing Brie Larson face after Mike said that

    • @Trowa71
      @Trowa71 5 років тому +1

      @@arlosteiner8382 I also liked her performance in Short Term 12

    • @DarrenSemotiuk
      @DarrenSemotiuk 5 років тому +1

      Obvious jokes are not usually that funny. That was the real surprise

  • @proteon
    @proteon 5 років тому +54

    "I don't even focus on that stuff if I'm engaged by a story; I don't think about those things. But, when you're bored, your mind wanders to the details."

    • @levonanthony
      @levonanthony 5 років тому +12

      When I was in competitive theatre our directors would always say stuff like that. "If they're noticing miniscule problems with the set they aren't paying attention to the story."

  • @HeadDownFM
    @HeadDownFM 5 років тому +2472

    I dont even watch movies anymore I just watch these hacks talk about them

    • @blorkpovud1576
      @blorkpovud1576 5 років тому +72

      That's... Kind of an accurate description of me 😮

    • @BigSleepy985
      @BigSleepy985 5 років тому +100

      I’m so sorry you lost faith in a soulless art manufacturing conglomerate bent on creating flicks that are designed to emulate an emotional experience for monetary gain

    • @rusnyasosat
      @rusnyasosat 5 років тому +17

      I've been doing that for years.

    • @Maguel83
      @Maguel83 5 років тому +1

      Yo

    • @georgeptolemy7260
      @georgeptolemy7260 5 років тому

      @@blorkpovud1576 yep

  • @hovis0504
    @hovis0504 5 років тому +963

    If Red Letter Media are so good how come there hasn’t been a sequel yet

    • @aellyalwardi
      @aellyalwardi 5 років тому +30

      Joseph Thompson I almost got a stroke reading that

    • @NeuronalAxon
      @NeuronalAxon 5 років тому +78

      IT'S TAKING 12 YEARS TO MAKE

    • @bigbake132
      @bigbake132 5 років тому

      Logic

    • @lividsphincter4098
      @lividsphincter4098 5 років тому +27

      Red letter media 2: blue letter media

    • @okrj8719
      @okrj8719 5 років тому +3

      Ha a dunkey reference

  • @JacksonWitsell
    @JacksonWitsell 5 років тому +435

    A fan-edit of this series cutting back-and-forth between past and present into one 3-hour film would actually be pretty killer

    • @StigMurcielago
      @StigMurcielago 5 років тому +22

      @@Stop_Gooning Long Man bad

    • @tommyb4628
      @tommyb4628 5 років тому +6

      Jay Tee Dubbs combining these two movies would probably make it around 5 hours

    • @spartan3924
      @spartan3924 5 років тому +7

      I think it does actually cut between the adult and kid sections in the book the whole way through but the film was all kid for the first film then mixed for the second

    • @bogidrums
      @bogidrums 5 років тому +8

      think the director said in an interview he plans on doing that. maybe adding a few extra scenes but mostly it just being like a super cut of both films.

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 5 років тому +29

      I feel like a heavy audio edit to reduce the volume of the sound cues for the jump scares would help more than anything.

  • @Jester2415
    @Jester2415 5 років тому +173

    Jay needs to stop leaving peppermint candies in his right front shirt pocket before putting it in the wash.

    • @nickford3328
      @nickford3328 5 років тому

      It’s not candy even on his sleeve now lol it’s getting worse

  • @thestanmorris
    @thestanmorris 5 років тому +1514

    As soon as you said 3 hours, I decided not to see it. I will, however, watch this review six times.

    • @Spartan1853
      @Spartan1853 4 роки тому +59

      Accurate af. I have watched the Freddy got fingered review so many times (and never watched the movie).

    • @kingdavey90
      @kingdavey90 4 роки тому +15

      I'm on my 3rd viewing of this video and their video on Part 1.

    • @JackXombi
      @JackXombi 4 роки тому +4

      I liked the first one and avoided this review until I watched Part 2. I decided to just watch this.

    • @publiusventidiusbassus1232
      @publiusventidiusbassus1232 3 роки тому +28

      I'm pretty sure I've watched all of RLM's videography like 10 times each, not even joking. Probably because I have no friends and it keeps the voices at bay.

    • @B-Dad
      @B-Dad 3 роки тому +3

      At that point is there any difference? You enjoyed the film more by doing that than those of us who watched the movie in theaters. We have to watch this review 12 times just to keep from falling into the abyss of suck!

  • @DreamwalkerFilms
    @DreamwalkerFilms 4 роки тому +52

    I'm so glad you guys addressed the "Call Me Angel" thing, because likewise I thought in the theatre I was witnessing a mistake on the soundtrack. That was the weirdest thing in this weird movie

    • @JesseCuster
      @JesseCuster Рік тому +4

      Yes, as if somewhere a sound guy was frantically plugging and unplugging cables.

  • @chance2smoke
    @chance2smoke 5 років тому +169

    I unironically love Stephen King's performance in Creepshow.

    • @SamHaynesMusic
      @SamHaynesMusic 5 років тому +19

      Meteor shit!

    • @CapnAkira
      @CapnAkira 5 років тому +2

      Same.

    • @RandomAccessDreams
      @RandomAccessDreams 5 років тому +6

      He's so over-the-top and goofy that it becomes loveable. Everyone forgets his son Joe is the kid in the wraparound segment.

    • @MrPatters
      @MrPatters 5 років тому +6

      It makes his suicide ever more poignant, he acts so childish so it's so jarring at the end when he's begging for god to let him die. Creepshow may be my favorite movie.

    • @kyotheman69
      @kyotheman69 5 років тому +2

      he was great

  • @lilmoeszyslak4810
    @lilmoeszyslak4810 5 років тому +288

    Wait!!! They actually repaired a VCR?
    What the hell is going on here!!!!!!!

    • @yiuii8777ujjij
      @yiuii8777ujjij 5 років тому +42

      no the manufacturer did

    • @sulumsphony66
      @sulumsphony66 5 років тому +6

      sneed

    • @moddrew546
      @moddrew546 5 років тому +4

      @@yiuii8777ujjij Damn, I thought they totally subverted my expectations, way to go you hack frauds ;A;

    • @allensteiner1
      @allensteiner1 5 років тому +2

      I think it's an alternative universe where they actually repair VCRs.

    • @tadpolegaming4510
      @tadpolegaming4510 3 роки тому

      @@Right_Said_Brett HE DID IT AGAIN

  • @outerthoughts30
    @outerthoughts30 5 років тому +864

    Steven King
    “Ya know what would really pull this together? A gang-bang”

    • @Buckmelanoma1
      @Buckmelanoma1 4 роки тому +51

      Outerthoughts and cocaine

    • @ZeroBeat1
      @ZeroBeat1 4 роки тому +97

      "Pre-teen gangbangs are tight!" - Stephen King

    • @outerthoughts30
      @outerthoughts30 4 роки тому +2

      Buck Melanoma
      So.... how do you know me so well? ....brother..?

    • @robertfitzgerald3118
      @robertfitzgerald3118 4 роки тому +36

      @@ZeroBeat1 yeah, a blood oath with the scar as a reminder would do just fine. As opposed to running a train on Bev.

    • @mrmeatymeatball
      @mrmeatymeatball 4 роки тому

      @@prathapkutty7407 bro. . .

  • @Cameron-M
    @Cameron-M 5 років тому +133

    I'm more excited for that Gremlins 2 re:view than seeing It chapter: 2.

    • @danderson8954
      @danderson8954 5 років тому

      Me too! Except, remember the time they tricked Rich Evans into talking about Independence Day by telling him it was a Gremlins 2 re:view? Those RLM guys are a wily crew ... I'm just saying.

  • @thenotmangaman8885
    @thenotmangaman8885 5 років тому +88

    Thank god! I needed something to do after rewatching all of half in the bag for the millionth time.

  • @Kurzula5150
    @Kurzula5150 5 років тому +187

    The director's cut of this vid has Rich Evans as spooky clown jump scares.

  • @Cybeldar
    @Cybeldar 5 років тому +565

    Wait, if they knew it was 2 parts, why didn't they just shoot all the scenes with the kids at once?

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 5 років тому +21

      Stupid

    • @pennygadget7328
      @pennygadget7328 5 років тому +73

      It just wasn't in the budget. They didn't know the movie was gonna blow up enough to get a sequel (hence the lack of "Chapter 1" in the title) so shooting extra kid footage could've ended up just whittling away at whatever profit they got.

    • @cryw1092
      @cryw1092 5 років тому +9

      @@pennygadget7328 They didn't know it was gonna get a sequel, yet everything we could see implied that a sequel would come since, ya know, they only did half of the book.

    • @Tamacat388
      @Tamacat388 5 років тому +8

      @@cryw1092 Also doesnt the movie end with a Chapter 1 title card?
      Most stories have at least two chapters. Right? Like how Marlon Brando stayed out of Godfather 2 they should have just kept the kids from IT 2.

    • @ThisJobBlows
      @ThisJobBlows 5 років тому +1

      If only the industry was that easy lol

  • @BigSleepy985
    @BigSleepy985 5 років тому +274

    “Man of steel but for horror”
    So perfect it should be on the back of the Blu-ray box

    • @leob4403
      @leob4403 5 років тому +13

      I thought Man of Steel was one of the better superhero movies actually

    • @BigSleepy985
      @BigSleepy985 5 років тому +4

      Leo B
      Man Of Steel knew what it wanted to be, however its execution was very on the nose and the story really lacked as a whole. There was no consistent goal until the third act. I do see why people like it, all things considered

    • @tristan8940
      @tristan8940 5 років тому

      That would probably sell copies to the target audience.

    • @mrawesome669
      @mrawesome669 4 роки тому +1

      @@RB-qh7ix Same, absolutely love it, regardless of what each person personally thinks, it has to be considered one of the most devisive superhero films ever made as there are so many on either side.

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 4 роки тому

      @@RB-qh7ix Let me guess, you also like Fast and Furious and dislike the character of Superman

  • @NRanvier13
    @NRanvier13 5 років тому +210

    that scene mike describes with the funny music coming rom a radio turning on acidentially while a horror scene is hapening was already done waay better in shaun of the dead with queen's dont stp me now...one of the best scenes ever

    • @MochaRitz
      @MochaRitz 5 років тому +20

      @Taylor Lemoine superb use of framing, nearly every line has payoff later on, great chemistry between Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, the slow burn of knowing what's happening way before the protagonist does in Shaun, etc. They're just good movies.

    • @saulgoodman1236
      @saulgoodman1236 5 років тому +10

      England 👏England 👏 England 👏England 👏

    • @angelsofblood9879
      @angelsofblood9879 4 роки тому +13

      Shaun of the dead and hot fuzz are great films with fantastic casts.

    • @sugarbaby1974
      @sugarbaby1974 4 роки тому +2

      Agreed. I immediately thought of that scene as soon as Mike mentioned diagetic sound - absolutely fucking brilliant!!

    • @Sissy_Longlegs
      @Sissy_Longlegs 4 роки тому +2

      @@angelsofblood9879 and the worlds end

  • @reflectingh9997
    @reflectingh9997 5 років тому +693

    Man this "The IT Crowd" Reboot sure is weird

    • @incanticle699
      @incanticle699 5 років тому +30

      Too many people will not get this reference. It's great.

    • @wrath_of_thrawn2163
      @wrath_of_thrawn2163 5 років тому +51

      Have to admit I was initially skeptical when Moss challenged IT to the Ritual of Street Countdown but they pulled it off

    • @hoobaguy
      @hoobaguy 5 років тому +4

      @@wrath_of_thrawn2163 *Stweet

    • @DaBoweh
      @DaBoweh 5 років тому +41

      Pennywise lives in the server room.

    • @karenpojar2514
      @karenpojar2514 5 років тому +12

      Have they tried turning it off and on again?

  • @FourthDerivative
    @FourthDerivative 5 років тому +132

    I knew it! They gotta review the a-dults!

  • @shankthebat8654
    @shankthebat8654 5 років тому +1636

    I was so disappointed in "IT". Had nothing to do with Information Technology. What a rip-off.

  • @jp22887
    @jp22887 5 років тому +169

    I was more interested in the fact that Mike now has an Apple Watch than in the actual review

    • @AntonBaumgartner
      @AntonBaumgartner 5 років тому +45

      Well, he needs to spend that sweet sweet Disney Money!

    • @JulianCallan
      @JulianCallan 5 років тому +21

      Remember those?!

    • @zohebsaikia
      @zohebsaikia 5 років тому +4

      Ya me too..I noticed that...we subscribers are weird like that

  • @Cursed_Mark
    @Cursed_Mark 5 років тому +227

    They made a 2nd film?
    I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT. THEY GOTTA DO THE AD-ULTS . THEY GOTTA DO THE AD-ULTS.

    • @medes5597
      @medes5597 5 років тому +5

      It was announced as two films and they only did half the book...like we knew it because it was literally announced.

    • @mrniceguy7168
      @mrniceguy7168 5 років тому +43

      Terry Beardmore watch the first review you dope

    • @allistairkumaran3582
      @allistairkumaran3582 5 років тому +24

      @@medes5597 nice work missing the joke bruh. Were your expectations subverted?

    • @blorkpovud1576
      @blorkpovud1576 5 років тому +6

      Like WTF? Yeah dude! We saw it too!

    • @Julia-tu6xl
      @Julia-tu6xl 5 років тому +3

      We all saw the TV movie too!

  • @Tom-vn1pq
    @Tom-vn1pq 5 років тому +499

    Copyright claiming a loving review of a 30 year old movie... you certainly know how to make friends on the internet, Warner Bros...

    • @blahsaysme2u
      @blahsaysme2u 5 років тому +8

      Yeah what's up with that

    • @lolavicious7783
      @lolavicious7783 5 років тому +36

      I waited all day for my husband to get home from work so we could watch it and it’s blocked already. Complete bullshit.

    • @NJRipeStrawberry
      @NJRipeStrawberry 5 років тому +22

      Just sat down to watch it and it’s blocked BOO WARNER

    • @Lunar_Sovereign
      @Lunar_Sovereign 5 років тому +25

      fair use? whats that!?!?

    • @Guywithaclub
      @Guywithaclub 5 років тому +35

      Just makes Warner Bros look like stupid assholes. Seriously, this is the sword you fall on? Gremlins 2? Oh yeah what a MASSIVE cash cow that movie is, RLM is committing grand theft by posting that review! Fucking ludicrous.

  • @thosewhodig
    @thosewhodig 5 років тому +115

    It isn't a good sign of effective horror when the climactic scene reminded me of Rick O'Connell fighting the CGI Scorpion King

    • @pkminpkmon
      @pkminpkmon 5 років тому +7

      Heck, it immediately reminded me of Tamatoa’s scene in Moana, even has a similar setting too XD
      Come to think of it, It also looked like King Candy’s final form in Wreck-It-Ralph.

    • @yahsworld2940
      @yahsworld2940 5 років тому +1

      Yep

  • @Dylanquinn666
    @Dylanquinn666 5 років тому +372

    Getting flashbacks of "I'M FRIENDS WITH A GHOST ON FACEBOOK!!"

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 5 років тому +10

      😂😂

    • @NeuronalAxon
      @NeuronalAxon 5 років тому +1

      WOOOOOOOOO!

    • @reflectingh9997
      @reflectingh9997 5 років тому +19

      MY TWITTER ACCOUNT IS HAUNTED!?!

    • @jongodsey8472
      @jongodsey8472 5 років тому +1

      what video was that lol?

    • @Dylanquinn666
      @Dylanquinn666 5 років тому +4

      @@jongodsey8472 It was Mike making fun of the movie Friend Request and I'm pretty sure it was at the end of the original IT review

  • @edwindejesús7
    @edwindejesús7 5 років тому +375

    At least Bill Hader is getting a lot of love. He is underrated in my opinion.

    • @cloudwaves1648
      @cloudwaves1648 5 років тому +27

      Prince Edwin De Jesús He is underrated because he usually stars in really bad movies

    • @thematman92
      @thematman92 5 років тому +20

      You should check out Barry. It's not as funny as most of his stuff but he's really good in it.

    • @cloudwaves1648
      @cloudwaves1648 5 років тому +1

      @@rebeccaucich1290 He's been in a good amount of really shit comedies like Trainwreck

    • @elinicoritale6384
      @elinicoritale6384 5 років тому +5

      Is he? He's everywhere lately. Not that I don't like that, lol.

    • @ImperialWarrior6490
      @ImperialWarrior6490 4 роки тому

      I honestly really disliked him in thre movie. This is a horror movie, but the audience I was with was giving off more laughs than a normal comedy.

  • @Shinigamimon434
    @Shinigamimon434 5 років тому +259

    Remember the Dark Tower movie franchise?
    Neither does Stephen King!

    • @Kaiwala
      @Kaiwala 5 років тому +14

      Oh yeah I forgot I watched that movie

    • @wrayday7149
      @wrayday7149 5 років тому +22

      Maximum cocai... I mean Overdrive

    • @jackmars931
      @jackmars931 5 років тому +13

      The first three Dark Tower books were amazing. 4 and 5 were even pretty decent - had some issues, but other than the Death of the Tick-Tock Man in 4 (Which unfortunately was a sign of what was to come) nothing was terrible. 5 Had some pretty questionable stuff in it, but still seemed salvageable, but 6 and 7 were absolutely godawful and showed just how bad King has gotten since getting hit by that Van....I swear, that thing gave him some kind of brain damage that turned him into a different person.

    • @whoijacket
      @whoijacket 5 років тому +1

      Jack Mars I thought it was laid out pretty well in the prologues of the Dark Tower. King got hit by a van, went “oh shit, I want to finish this” but not knowing how he wanted to do it.

    • @moviedaytoday
      @moviedaytoday 5 років тому

      HEYOOO!!! LoL

  • @Julia-tu6xl
    @Julia-tu6xl 5 років тому +164

    Wish they used more of bill skarsgard’s pennywise instead of those godawful cgi monsters, his performance was fantastic and the bleachers scene was actually pretty creepy

    • @tristan8940
      @tristan8940 5 років тому +11

      For sure. That was a solid 2 minutes out of the 10 minutes of the movie worth watching.

    • @KathrynSchepisi
      @KathrynSchepisi 5 років тому +2

      So damn true. Would have made the whole series infinitely better.

    • @DivorcedDadShow
      @DivorcedDadShow 5 років тому +5

      His performance is cringey and Terrible

    • @cherrycola1144
      @cherrycola1144 5 років тому +3

      Skarsgard was excellent. He was so much fun

    • @RandomCorvid
      @RandomCorvid 5 років тому +1

      the scene really would of gotten a 10/10 if it ended with Pennywise pulling the little girl into the shadows with his hands and you hear the horror rather then once again.....cgi split face!

  • @TheRealSheoth
    @TheRealSheoth 5 років тому +60

    It felt like the studio put a bunch of restrictions on the director, saw the reception of chapter one and went “MoRe ClOwN pLeAsE“

  • @LinesToThePaper
    @LinesToThePaper 5 років тому +141

    "Imagine an advance test screening of 'The Shining'."
    I don't have to, I saw the final trailer to 'Doctor Sleep'.

    • @kadenater123
      @kadenater123 5 років тому +8

      Came on in my theater too tn and by the end of the trailer all i could do was groan, looked like such a waste of money

    • @FREE-lw4lb
      @FREE-lw4lb 5 років тому +11

      @@kadenater123 Doctor Sleep is a great book and Mike Flanagan is a great Horror director so I'm hype

    • @kadenater123
      @kadenater123 5 років тому +16

      @@FREE-lw4lb the trailler was dogshit tho lol

    • @josi4749
      @josi4749 5 років тому +3

      The first trailer from a few months ago is a bit better.

    • @bee-nf5bj
      @bee-nf5bj 5 років тому +1

      Maxum my eyes were rolled into the back of my head from when i saw the first cutaway to the shining to the end of the trailer, but its true, Flanagan might actually have something going on with the movie so its not a lost cause

  • @scoobert8217
    @scoobert8217 5 років тому +232

    The problem with these movies is that they setup a scare really good, and then ruin it with a loud cgi monster.

    • @lanceturley7745
      @lanceturley7745 5 років тому +89

      I'd agree with that. That scene with Beverly and the old lady was a lot creepier before the lady turned into a Dark Souls boss for no reason.

    • @istinkofpoobut5602
      @istinkofpoobut5602 5 років тому +41

      I noticed this. So many excellent buildups, but a generic payoff. Congrats, you made me jump, but that doesn’t mean I’m scared.

    • @blorkpovud1576
      @blorkpovud1576 5 років тому +1

      @@lanceturley7745 yeah from memory it looked like some vaguely female version of a zombified Groot, or... something?

    • @exmortislunarcop3145
      @exmortislunarcop3145 5 років тому +9

      That scene from the first trailer was hook line and sinker for me. Had to see it. Shame they ruined it. I was rolling my eyes so hard I almost threw up.

    • @derBene
      @derBene 5 років тому +1

      @Frizzurd This. Conjuring's just stupid. Facepalm.

  • @trtx84
    @trtx84 4 роки тому +20

    I finally sat down to watch this, and I'm glad it wasn't just me that noticed the kids voices were high pitched. During the underground clubhouse scene it felt like an episode of Alvin and the Chipmunks.
    The other part that felt weird was how often the adult cast is completely alone compared to how often the kids were together. I know there's probably some themes at play, but it felt more like they couldn't get all 6 of them on set on the same day besides the one scene in the restaurant and the end. Whereas the miniseries had them together for large sections of the runtime.
    I also wasn't too big a fan of Stan's letter at the end. "I killed myself because I knew you wouldn't be able to defeat him if I was still alive." In a film that's all about conquering demons (literally and figuratively) and dealing with trauma, it felt really off to celebrate Stan's suicide as though he was brave and smart to do it. His ending was literally "my friends are better off if I'm dead."
    I know they gave the "overcome your fears and save the day" arc to Eddie, and I don't know if Stan's letter was in the book...but there had to be a better way to do that. Or just follow the miniseries and leave it out.

  • @21Arrozito
    @21Arrozito 5 років тому +130

    "This is the horror version of Man of Steel"

    • @lakamokolaka
      @lakamokolaka 5 років тому +3

      @@luckygitane IT is just the afterbirth roiting in the back of the abortion clinic

    • @Paulwithagun
      @Paulwithagun 5 років тому +5

      I liked Man of Steel. Superman actually punches someone, unlike Superman returns.

    • @stuartherrera
      @stuartherrera 5 років тому

      @@luckygitane "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!" -some prick

  • @654jimbob654
    @654jimbob654 5 років тому +358

    REMEMBER WHEN THE SPOOKY CLOWN JUMPED OUT?! I WAS SO SPOOKED THAT I SPILLED MY BARREL OF POPCORN!

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 5 років тому

      Notme

    • @brandonburum8279
      @brandonburum8279 5 років тому +12

      Barrels get a free refill.

    • @cole5953
      @cole5953 5 років тому

      What manga is that profile pic from? I see it all the time and still dont know the source. So many people use it as a random pop up or something in the background when talking about scary anime or manga and never explain what it is. I feel like I'll discover it's from a comedy or something and not even remotely from a horror manga.

    • @ChickenFryer_Productions
      @ChickenFryer_Productions 5 років тому +3

      Mike it’s from a Manga called Crimezone but it never really took off and ends abruptly.

    • @Kris_A
      @Kris_A 5 років тому +8

      What you do in this situation, is go and buy another barrel of popcorn. Then get spooked and spill that one. Then keep doing this.
      In 3 hours, you'll probably cover the floor of the cinema with around 15 inches of popcorn. Enough to body surf in.
      You might get in a fight with the cleaning staff. But it IS fun. IT isn't.

  • @ajallen128
    @ajallen128 5 років тому +20

    I actually felt my heart shatter when Jay started talking about George Romero’s miniseries that never happened

  • @heyitsme4751
    @heyitsme4751 5 років тому +201

    IT chapter two is a soft reboot of IT chapter one

  • @rencosbjd
    @rencosbjd 5 років тому +229

    Jay is in a fightin' mood this episode (ง'̀-'́)ง He''ll kick your digitally de-aged ass Finn Wolfhard!!!

    • @nickford3328
      @nickford3328 5 років тому

      orange ha yeah noticed jay loves his horror movies

  • @chudd6125
    @chudd6125 4 роки тому +25

    When I was really young, we lived in Lovell, ME and we would see Stephen King at the variety store in town and he'd make scary faces at my little brother thru the car window. More scary than his normal face...

  • @AmazingThor
    @AmazingThor 5 років тому +420

    We have to perform a Native American ritual that doesn’t work.

    • @nickford3328
      @nickford3328 5 років тому +19

      bring flashlights

    • @hgs9880
      @hgs9880 5 років тому +1

      fr what a flop

    • @joshjames582
      @joshjames582 5 років тому +2

      @@IncredibleGoliath CHUD is the name of the ritual, not the creature. The creature has no name.

    • @dumpeeplarfunny
      @dumpeeplarfunny 5 років тому +1

      My theory on the whole movie is that the alien (It) only exists as a psychic manifestation of the strongest emotions of those thinking about it. So, the natives' ritual didn't work because they were worried it would escape and kill them when they were done. Everything that happened in both movies was a result of what someone, at some point, expected would happen.

    • @IncredibleGoliath
      @IncredibleGoliath 5 років тому +15

      @@melaniemeyer3558 I think you're both overestimating the amount of thought Stephen King put into it, and underestimating the amount of cocaine.

  • @LoserQuestShow
    @LoserQuestShow 5 років тому +164

    The vomiting music edit was the most confused I've ever been.

    • @blorkpovud1576
      @blorkpovud1576 5 років тому +18

      Fucking tell me about it. I understand not taking yourself too seriously, but it's as if they'd given up and decided to just have a laugh.

    • @vingram100
      @vingram100 5 років тому +14

      It felt like a random Deadpool reference that was poorly executed.

    • @-inputoutput
      @-inputoutput 5 років тому

      @@blorkpovud1576 i have a deep connection 2 disorienting shit, n i havent seen this new it but the 1st 1 had a shit load of disorienting ideas in it, 2 the point that it was clear 2 me that it was a big part of the movies identity
      hearing this honestly makes me more interested in watching it bc i wanna just sit there n absorb how they tried 2 disorient the audience

    • @pluntchgunster6156
      @pluntchgunster6156 5 років тому +2

      I though I was having a stroke.

  • @Oesthassel
    @Oesthassel 4 роки тому +27

    6:01 Mike looks PISSED at Jay for interrupting his "That's what i'm saying..."

    • @agoldenage9918
      @agoldenage9918 3 роки тому +7

      Because it was gonna lead into a star trek reference.

  • @Boomercore84
    @Boomercore84 5 років тому +66

    LOL, this is the best show on computer television.

  • @danielkellyuk
    @danielkellyuk 5 років тому +407

    This film needed more Tim Curry

    • @Twocogsmontgumry
      @Twocogsmontgumry 5 років тому +74

      Pennywise escaped to the one place untouched by fearlessness... SPACE!

    • @abemrofchak
      @abemrofchak 5 років тому +55

      Everything needs more Tim Curry.

    • @fattyjaybird7505
      @fattyjaybird7505 5 років тому +40

      Tim Curry doesnt need this film

    • @nickmattio3397
      @nickmattio3397 5 років тому +27

      “Do You Have Prince Albert In A Can? You Do?!? Well you Better Let The Poor Guy Out! MehHeH! MehHeH! MEhHeH!(Spins noise maker like a really annoying bday clown)

    • @CatLives9
      @CatLives9 5 років тому +2

      @@fattyjaybird7505 But he needed that shitty Fox "Rocky Horror Picture Show" remake from a few years back? The man couldn't even talk or move his face and they made him the Criminologist (the narrator).

  • @Ninhotep
    @Ninhotep 2 роки тому +7

    That cat’s reaction at 11:49
    just spectacular filmmaking

  • @RashidSivaji
    @RashidSivaji 5 років тому +51

    For anyone wondering the Witch in Gretel & Hansel is the Borg queen from First Contact.

    • @Mr72Dolphins
      @Mr72Dolphins 5 років тому +12

      Speaking of Star Trek...this movie reminded me of episode

    • @BioGoji-zm5ph
      @BioGoji-zm5ph 5 років тому

      She's also the Cat Monster Mom from Sleepwalkers.

    • @phil8821
      @phil8821 5 років тому

      This reminds me of an episode of the Orville, where the crew has to work together to overcome some bad stuff.

  • @GrubStLodger
    @GrubStLodger 5 років тому +199

    More excited about Gremlins 2: The New Batch than I am for It.

  • @alangreer3760
    @alangreer3760 5 років тому +37

    I saw this at a drive in theater and when the "Angel in the Morning" thing happened, I turned to my friend and asked if it actually happened because it seemed so fucking weird. I thought the FM channel the audio was playing on picked up on something else for a second. It was bizarre.

    • @theeternalnow6506
      @theeternalnow6506 2 роки тому +1

      You know that you just blew my mind. I had never thought about how the sound of the movie would be done in a drive-in theater. We don't have those in my country.

  • @samueljenner1528
    @samueljenner1528 5 років тому +326

    A Gremlins 2 Re:view!? FINALLY

  • @jackmars931
    @jackmars931 5 років тому +30

    The biggest sin It 2 committed was robbing the adult losers of their agency. They didn't fight it because of their oath, for justice, to protect kids or even for revenge. They only stayed and fought because Bev told them they'd die if they didn't. And GayRichie still spends the whole movie trying to run away.
    The movie sucked hard and was a real let down.

    • @elevensquids
      @elevensquids 5 років тому +1

      i mean thats pretty true to the book, it has an underlying meta element of the kids being characters in a book with no agency
      at one point richie responds out loud to something said in the prose

  • @s1ats_
    @s1ats_ 5 років тому +34

    people were legitimately laughing at the old lady scene in my theater... i know this movie was meant to be scary but it was honestly one of the funniest theater experiences i've ever had.

  • @hornet6599
    @hornet6599 5 років тому +127

    i can't wait to be bored by a clown jumpscaring people while a loud scary noise plays in the background

    • @patrickoakley7890
      @patrickoakley7890 5 років тому +7

      That's all the first one was. Boring shit with cheap jump scares. Sounds like the sequel is more of the same.

    • @istinkofpoobut5602
      @istinkofpoobut5602 5 років тому +1

      It’s a shame because Bill Skarsgards performance is wonderful, but too often is he CGI’d into some kind of bizarre plasticine figure

    • @GeloKuhsang
      @GeloKuhsang 5 років тому +4

      Way too many jump scares in this movie. It’s a shame because it had potential and like Mike said the character stuff was actually great. It’s not bad, but also not scary and even funny in inappropriate places

  • @samsepiol9806
    @samsepiol9806 5 років тому +228

    Jay is right they did de-age them in some scenes you could really tell in the IMAX showing especially with the scene in the clubhouse.
    Edit: now that my comment is decently high... MIKE AND JAY WATCH MR ROBOT AND DO A REVIEW it’s perfect for both of you, would be a super interesting discussion to see

    • @LiveForFuntasy
      @LiveForFuntasy 5 років тому +11

      Young Eddie looked and sounded so off there that I was unsure if it was even the same actor. I checked after the movie was over and yeah, it was the same actor. Though if you've seen him in Shazam, he was already noticeably older by then.

    • @kristennowlin3642
      @kristennowlin3642 5 років тому +3

      Gabe Johnson
      The only time I really noticed was the flashback scene where Richie was by himself. His face looked smooshed. Like his eyes were too low.

    • @Half_Finis
      @Half_Finis 5 років тому

      de-ageing is something they just won't get right I believe. Samuel Jackson in Captain Marvel made me cringe the entire movie...

    • @JordanManfrey
      @JordanManfrey 5 років тому

      as far as de-aging voices they did the same thing with the kid who played john connor in terminator 2

    • @jessica_jam4386
      @jessica_jam4386 5 років тому

      Gabe Johnson that clubhouse scene looked rough. Richie’s face looked like jello.

  • @El_Los_er
    @El_Los_er 5 років тому +22

    I'm so glad I watched Gremlins 2 Re-View before going to bed last night.

  • @baconlabs
    @baconlabs 5 років тому +182

    So we've invented the audio equivalent of the uncanny valley! Great, I hate it!

    • @duck6872
      @duck6872 5 років тому

      Ever heard of that shit called vocaloid? That is audio uncanny valley

    • @paleblueadventure
      @paleblueadventure 3 місяці тому

      Perhaps can call it uncanny foley?

  • @BunnLilah
    @BunnLilah 5 років тому +35

    The spoiler warning edit with the cat made me laugh so hard!

  • @flanbeau
    @flanbeau 5 років тому +278

    If only Warner had blocked its DCU movies instead.

    • @user-73a
      @user-73a 5 років тому +3

      First 6 movies made more than marvel did, But go off.

    • @wmascolin
      @wmascolin 5 років тому

      @@user-73a lol

    • @AWMK101
      @AWMK101 4 роки тому +2

      blood feast island man Well yeah superhero movies weren’t that big in 2008 when marvel started out

    • @luiginastro8831
      @luiginastro8831 3 роки тому

      @@user-73a Literally not true, if you're implying the first 6 movies of the DCEU cumulatively made more money than *all* of the MCU movies.
      Also, a movie is not measured only in its box office returns. That might be to the studios producing them, but it's just not the only reason.

  • @trtx84
    @trtx84 5 років тому +98

    "Man, people really liked the kids and the character moments between them...."
    "Yeah, let's not do that this time."

  • @BioGoji-zm5ph
    @BioGoji-zm5ph 5 років тому +360

    Why does Jay hate? Why is Jay so mean? ;)

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 5 років тому +83

      Goddammit, BioGoji 1989! Is that you or is it the clown?!

    • @IndecentLouie
      @IndecentLouie 4 роки тому +41

      @@josephschultz3301 your comment is winter fire

    • @damiensteele7663
      @damiensteele7663 4 роки тому +15

      * insert bad Harry Anderson joke here*

    • @IndecentLouie
      @IndecentLouie 4 роки тому +7

      @@damiensteele7663 Why did he have to leave us so sooooooooooooooon

    • @sugarbaby1974
      @sugarbaby1974 4 роки тому +7

      Omfg I love this entire comment thread!! 😂🤣

  • @MatthewPorretta69
    @MatthewPorretta69 5 років тому +137

    Gawd dammit! I want my Gremlins 2 Re:View. Stupid Warner Brothers.

    • @DethBee
      @DethBee 5 років тому +8

      I came home to watch the rest of it and it was gone. I was like WTF? Seriously, Warner Bros, wtf.

    • @gardenia6
      @gardenia6 5 років тому +1

      They got it back within a day, though!

  • @douglas4934
    @douglas4934 5 років тому +27

    These guys are the best movie reviewers out there. Nothing even compares.

  • @SuperHuscarl
    @SuperHuscarl 5 років тому +1257

    You may think Pennywise is dead, but we all know the truth...
    No one's ever really gone.
    Thank you so much for the likes, guys. It means a lot to me.
    Now, go float somewhere else.

    • @moviedaytoday
      @moviedaytoday 5 років тому +2

      RIP

    • @skylermaves7272
      @skylermaves7272 5 років тому +16

      Stephen King confirmed before IT Chapter 1 came out, that Pennywise in the book survived his second defeat and is still alive

    • @sosanmia3
      @sosanmia3 5 років тому +13

      *JUMPSCARE SOUND PLAYS*

    • @jamiekamihachi3135
      @jamiekamihachi3135 5 років тому +2

      Not as long as there is money to be made by Hollywood.

    • @concrete_dog
      @concrete_dog 5 років тому

      The three lightbulbs from space are still in that jar so... what's stopping them from leaving.

  • @AaronGuzzo
    @AaronGuzzo 4 місяці тому +1

    I'd like to point out that Mike, just riffing with no reference track, hit the exact key signature and tempo of "Just Call me Angel," matching the track to a T.

  • @marco0o00o
    @marco0o00o 5 років тому +61

    imagine this movie was entirely based on the second chapter from the book

    • @Casanuda
      @Casanuda 5 років тому

      @@CarrotConsumer
      The co-author of this comment is Ritalin.

  • @infantiltinferno
    @infantiltinferno 5 років тому +163

    Can't remember ever seeing Jay this frustrated. I'll probably skip this one.

    • @infantiltinferno
      @infantiltinferno 5 років тому +70

      @@yogxoth1959 Oh, there seems to have been an slight misunderstanding: I'm most definitely talking about skipping the sequel to yesteryears most anticipated remake of that TV-movie you kinda remember some other kids talking about that one time in 5th grade.

    • @RyanLongArt
      @RyanLongArt 5 років тому +19

      I think Jay was unfair, not necessarily because he's wrong, but his expectations were off. He's critiquing it as a horror movie, and it's really not. It's more of a fantasy adventure. Nothing in it or the first film scared me at all. But during the first one I decided early on it's not actually horror/thriller, it's fantasy adventure. So I just watched it like I'd watch Goonies, and I loved them both.
      There is one thing I totally disagree with though, the idea that the scares are random or meaningless and not personal. I don't see how they got that at all. I thought this second film really expanded on how the fears are very personal to the characters. For example, Pennywise mocks Ben for being fat, but he doesn't just call him a fatty. He says inside you'll always be that little fat kid and you still know you're going to DIE ALONE. Yes, exactly, that's the REAL trauma underpinning all his anxieties about being a fatty. It wasn't about having bitch tits and beng made fun of. It was that he felt nobody would ever desire him. He felt alone and unlovable. Even as a physically fit handsome adult he still feels worthless and alone. I actually choked up a little during Ben's segments because I've felt unlovable too. Not for the exact same reason but still. It wasn't just "spooky clown to scare fat morons and dumb teens shoveling popcorn into their dumb faces".

    • @hgs9880
      @hgs9880 5 років тому +6

      @@RyanLongArt in other words it flopped

    • @hgs9880
      @hgs9880 5 років тому +5

      @Mark Harrison i think youre full of IT, see what i did there?

    • @hgs9880
      @hgs9880 5 років тому +2

      @@frxnlab would anyone consider this to be a future cult classic? I think not.

  • @nunatak123
    @nunatak123 4 роки тому +9

    Love how Jay almost cracked right at the end after trying so hard to keep it together during Mike’s phone call

  • @anonemess12
    @anonemess12 5 років тому +20

    I like that Eddie's mom and wife are played by the same person.

    • @CatLives9
      @CatLives9 5 років тому +4

      I noticed that, too! I also noticed that the original young Ben from the 1990 tv miniseries also appears in this as the board member during adult Ben's Skype call.

  • @MrXristos96
    @MrXristos96 5 років тому +198

    Where is Mr Plinkett ? I missed that sexy man

    • @themediumcheese
      @themediumcheese 5 років тому +7

      We got these two lovely boys instead

    • @lakamokolaka
      @lakamokolaka 5 років тому +14

      Fucking his cat

    • @trexpaddock
      @trexpaddock 5 років тому +3

      He is on your basement . . . with a special gift . . . just for you . . .

    • @DramaQueen-im8qm
      @DramaQueen-im8qm 5 років тому

      Will he ever do solo review?

    • @DroolingLizard
      @DroolingLizard 5 років тому +2

      The actor who plays him has regrettably passed away recently.

  • @boredmonkee
    @boredmonkee 5 років тому +84

    I would say some WB has some gremlins in their system but they were broken way before this re-view

  • @Ebbensteeben
    @Ebbensteeben 5 років тому +18

    "Hey I got a valid qu-"
    "SPOOKY CLOWN TIME!"

  • @jamesayre3210
    @jamesayre3210 5 років тому +12

    My favourite parts were when Beverley got attacked by a goblin from the Hobbit, and when Shelob made a cameo. I also loved the very subtle nod to Nightmare on Elm Street 5. I just can't wait for the next film courtesy of New Line cinema, Austin Powers: Three hours is not enough. Hope they digitally de-age Mike Myers and the jokes from the previous installments

    • @necronomitom
      @necronomitom 5 років тому +2

      and a CGI Verne Troyer, they can get Andy Serkis' shin to do the mocap.

    • @jamesayre3210
      @jamesayre3210 5 років тому

      @@necronomitom very cool very cool, I'm sure it will be tastefully done

  • @martysquirll5960
    @martysquirll5960 5 років тому +26

    Congratulations to Mike for going a whole episode without a Star Trek reference! :p

    • @Nanoaiello
      @Nanoaiello 3 роки тому +3

      He is getting rehabilitated , one step at a time

    • @fdelm
      @fdelm 2 роки тому

      your comment reminds of this one star trek episode where ...

  • @bobrocks79
    @bobrocks79 5 років тому +74

    How to do a song at a strange moment: Shaun of the Dead.

    • @korvo3427
      @korvo3427 3 роки тому

      That's a comedy movie.