Even as a recap, it bothered me that Bo was legitimately covered in gasoline soaked clothing and sets a cornfield on fire without ever catching fire herself
Imagine introducing the corn rot idea, that actually can induce allucinations, and make it seem like the entire plot might happen cause the kids are infected, and then 2 minutes later show a cgi face in the corn, making all of it completly redundant
Remember in the Thing prequel, when the monster would hide as a person until somebody went “Oi, yer not a person, are ya?” And then it would turn into a big CGI muck monster and bumble around after them? Or when it was trying to reach girl face at the end but she was crammed into too tight of a space… even though it’s a shape shifter which can also sever pieces of itself to which then operate independently. Studio movies are often controlled by people who have absolutely no idea what they’re doing.
@@christopherkinsella3912 I hated the CGI in that movie. I fell in love with all of the puppeteer and robotics work that went into the first one. It made it more terrifying to know the monsters were tangible to all of the cast.
@@mr.snippy you mean the remake of the first one. There was a “The Thing” movie before it. Like if you are referring to the John Carpenter movie. It’s technically a remake of the original film.
@@weskintime4177 The John Carpenter one of course. I don't think they had robotics available for movie creatures in the year that the original one came out.
13:12 thats actually something that happens. Either because of over production or deals with other countries, governaments pay farmers and landowners for non-production or even destruction of fields and trees
Also through CRP programs to let the land rest and recover. Landowners are encouraged to plant other things like native plants to prevent erosion and make wildlife habitat. In certain situations it's a pretty good deal. You can put less productive land in the program and get paid without working that land.
The government will absolutely subsidize you to grow certain crops. If I remember correctly, it's due to higher prices on other crops, which farmers will want to plant. Subsidizing others to make sure there isn't a shortage. Also (at least here in Nebraska), the NRD will pay you to not plant anything and let the field go wild. But that is a commitment for several years, I think 8-10 years.
13:10 Ya that's pretty normal. The Gov does it in order to stabilize the cost of a product. Usually the field just gets turned into another crop, or they catch it on fire to fertilize the soil for future crops. Outside of the gov forcing this via stabilization, it's perfectly normal to request gov aid if the fields need some time off.
being from nebraska the scariest thing about that story to me was if you get stuck between major cities it's just an endless plane of nothing but corn, grass and more grass. hella agoraphobic so it's a shame they couldn't use that to their advantage.
It's in the back to the right of the lava lamp, but I agree. I immediately looked for it on his side on the front table when the video started and was disappointed when I didn't see it. Lol.
9:41 I spent the 1st 9 years of my life in Ohio and before 2020, when people started saying any chaotic hellscape was Ohio, people would tell you ain't nothin' in Ohio except corn. I can tell you from experience that cornstalks are indeed hard. Also corn and sugarcane are in the same subfamily, Panicoideae. Corn is also in the same class, order, and family as bamboo. So that should give you a vague understanding of how hard cornstalks are if you've ever been around sugarcane or bamboo. [Edit]: Also how the fuck is there no guns in this small American town? Shit makes 0 sense.
Ding Ding Ding. There has to be at least one pump shotgun in that place. "Mama said life is like a Remington 870. You never know what you're gonna shoot."
In response to your edited question: That's what happens when an elitist writer who's spent his whole life, snorting coke, droppign acid and getting blackout drunk, in some mansion in Maine decides to write about a state he's never actually visited. Question: Is this also "the book he doesn't remember writing?" Because I've seen that piece of 'trivia' attached to every book he's written(likebto the point it sounds like a lazy cop out for being asked about shit in your books that makes no sense, or is just.... disturbingly creepy.... like underage bangtrains"creepy.....) ...... I really don't like Stephen king.....
They are pretty damn stiff and ridged when they're alive. The worst is how they will cut you tf up if you take off through a corn field. Me an my brother as kids used to watch the original film and go run through a corn field after. very spooky and painful lol
@@nignamedmutt7270 Cujo is the book he doesn't remember writing. Also while this movie sucked ass, I'm pretty sure it's resemblance to the book is basically non-existent based on the books plot summary on Wikipedia.
This is such a first draft movie. the ham handed foreshadowing, the lack of connection between scenes etc etc. This was definitely slapped together to retain the film rights of the story.
Most likely. However it's a miracle on itself that this series went on for so long. It was a short story for a reason, because you can't really go anywhere from what happens in the story. This and Amityville have to be most persistent horror series, and I am only counting official Amityville sequels.
Wow why does it seem like Hollywood purposely makes remakes terrible? It's like a trade secret or something, the remake must not be better than the original, I don't know. Great review!
You know how the Japanese used to make traps out of bamboo that can puncture your skin, you could substitute corn stalks for that. That's how hard corn stalks are.
My aunt actually got hurt by a corn stalk, a corn stalk was being held back by another corn stalk after a wind storm, and it came lose and flung forward puncturing my aunts foot. She could walk for a while, and to this day each time she goes into the doctor for that, they still are picking little pieces of stalk out of her foot.
Actually, being subsidized to not grow something is super common. Especially in the "larger" industries like corn, soybeans, peas, etc. They do it to keep the price from bottoming out. Same reason excess crops are burned at times.
You can also get paid to let the field go fallow. Soybeans especially are really hard on soil so you need to rotate crops and take occasional years off.
@The_Sharktocrab logistically and economically, we can't end world hunger. Farming would have to become totally state subsidized, along with transportation for the produce. And once it gets turned into a "state ordeal", imagine what happens when all those state employees decide to strike
You know that joke question of like, "How many kids do you think you can knock down before you get tired?" It feels like it wasn't ever asked at one point.
From what I can hear at 12:11 he says "WALK THE PLANK", which is kinda fucked up like "lol remember that kid we watched almost get executed earlier lmao"
You know what I *_really_* abhor? Notice how, at 7:55, the cornfield is all... brown, really. Even the green leaves are all muddy. Have they ever walked through corn!? Reminds me of a scene from the D&D trailer, where the hay used in a hut was a deep orange. Colour grading was used originally to fix bad colour capture from the camera, then it was used for artistic effect, and now it's just slapped on top of everything with zero concern. P.S.: Yes, dying corn, yadda-yadda, but this does not look dying. It's just painting over healthy leaves.
they were probably too busy getting naked bending over and running backwards through the cornfields to notice what they looked like and by the time they were done all the corn was brown.
The fact that they made the antagonist alluding to the red queen shows that they have not read Alice in Wonderland and only knows her from Tim Burton's version.
Correction: they've never read Through the Looking Glass. The red queen isnt in ANY version of Alice in Wonderland. It's the queen of Hearts. Even in tim burton iirc.
@@warbossgegguz679 Fact-check this one, pal. "down with the bloody *red queen*" is legit a line from the Burton movie, also even in the original tale, she was known as the "red queen" and her rival was known as "the white queen". Honestly, "queen of hearts" would be an extremely ironic name for a character that goes around beheading people lmao, I am pretty sure the "hearts" was only in the title of her lover "Knave of Hearts" who was exclusive to one of the books.
@@longlivetheking1065 I know what they said, I'm, saying its a conflation there also since she's supposed to be the queen of hearts from alice's first visit to "underland". So literally no adaptation of Alice in wonderland ACTUALLY has the red queen, who is totally amicable in the actual source material. Also, no need to be a dick asshole, I was joining in on mocking it., not trying to be "ACSHULLY" about it. Fuck...
@@longlivetheking1065 The Queen of Hearts is from the first book and is a card of the suit of hearts from a deck of cards. The Red Queen is from the Looking Glass and is a piece from a red & white chess set. They are two different characters. The Tim Burton movie is indeed wrong.
“He who walks behind the rows” is believed to be Randall Flagg from the dark tower series. On top of that he works for the crimson king aka the red king, and there’s a girl mentioning the red queen…. So I see them trying string connections to the dark tower series. Also with the tie-ins Stephen king does do, I could see the director trying to connect children of the corn to pet cemetery as well with that one opening line about nothing really dying.
13:13 The government pays farmers not to grow certain crops in order to avoid having too much on the market. At some point they tried buying the crops off them, but that instead just resulted in them growing even more of it since the price was fixed and the government would buy all of it, so they just went back to paying them to not grow it.
Dude I literally was laughing out loud more than I ever have when you were talking about the parents laughing in the kids faces about the voting and stuff haha. That is the most ridiculous scene ever I can't believe it's real haha
This seems like one of those times where the script was a completely different movie involving a plant monster, and the studio was like, 'we will make this, but you gotta make it a remake of Children of the Corn so we can keep the copyright to the name."
23:15 So she is soaked in gasoline how does she do this without ending up in flames? Her not even bothering to take of her extremely flammable clothes now while escaping annoyed me just as her taking a pocket knife to fight a hoard of crazy children, like girl you are surrounded by farm tools take something that is good to hurt more that one at once and preventing them to get close like a spade or a sickle, even a lawn rake is better. Why don't find an actual fire weapon, all the hoses are empty and I assume those kids didn't bother to close the doors behind them. The town people look like the sort to have at least one shotgun at home. Why must she go back to them anyway? In her mind her father is safe in the corn (he is not but she didn't know it at that moment), it would have been more productive to just run nearest town (and she doesn't even has to run almost everyone is dead so there are plenty of cars to choose from) ... How the kids even managed to carry all the adults into the pit? Why the protagonists didn't escape while they were busy with this tedious task? The adults not managing to exit the pit is one of the most stupidest scenes in a horror movie ever. This movie is extremely bad and not in a ''so bad that is actually good'' way, I kept getting annoyed because of the stupidity of absolutely everyone. I feel bad for Stephen King, everyone keeps trashing his work and it gets worse with the remakes.
(Not so) fun fact- 1 cubic foot of soil weighs 140 pounds. I haven’t seen the movie so idk how big the pit is but I wouldn’t want even one scoop of dirt dumped on me let alone escape afterwards
I love how the movie that borrows almost nothing from the original novel actually adds a scene of local adults being assholes to kids. I suppose Stephen King's writer traits are so dominant they even survive a shitty remake.
@@themidnighttavern6784 Eh, I will always defend the 1984 version. It wasn't good per se but it gave us John Franklin as the crazed child preacher Isaac, a performance that really deserved to be in a better movie.
No. Meatcanyon is like the fat uncle who molested you a few times BUT gets you the next gen every Xmas. He hurt me. He hurt me bad. BUT the Chester cheeto skit? Magic school buss? VELMA!?!?! He's not forgiven but he's not going to jail either
I can confirm cornstalks do hurt. When I was 16 a friend brought me night hunting with him. All of my friends and and myself where standing in the bed of a truck while going through a corn field that had been harvested so there was a bunch of 3-4inch cut stalks sticking out of the ground. We hit a bump, and I literally flew out of the bed of the truck and landed on my back on top of a bunch of these stalks. It knocked the breath out of me so I just laid there for a while. After about 10-15 minutes I realized they didn't turn around, they didn't notice I was missing until they got to where they were going lol. The bruises were wild
I never expected that, out of all my years watching youtube and seeing so many great content creators, you'd be the one that has made me laugh hysterically this consistently. Love your humor and your content, bro.
The editing and sound effects used on this video were absolutely hilarious! I haven't laughed this hard in a while. I love Papa Meat and his fantastic crew!
The way subsidization works is that if everyone grows corn, the market will be flooded and the price of corn will drop. This leads to less corn sales and more corn going bad. Because of this many small farms will get foreclosed and larger farms won’t grow corn again which leads to a huge shortage the next harvest season. To prevent this the government tries regulate the amount of any one crop that is produced at a time and will pay producers to not grow it in order to keep the market stable
13:20 the government definitely does those kinds of subsidies, but it’s usually to even out the crop market. So they’ll be like “hey we’ll pay you X dollars to plant anything besides corn this year” so that other states who do plant corn can supply the market. Definitely a thing, but usually not that vague.
@@thelordofthelostbraincells Corn is often thrown out due to how easy it is to cultivate...but if 90% of a state that can produce corn or wheat produce corn...that's only 10% producing wheat. So the government will say "for the hassle of producing what we want, we'll pay you to do it." It gets around the fact that a farm can produce basically whatever they want.
@@Gustoberg Yeah, most there is in American horror animation is some kids movies like Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island, Coraline, and Paranorman, and although those are really good movies, I'd love to see a well made R rated animated horror movie. I saw somewhere though that there's an animated Evil Dead show in the works right now with Ash as the lead and voiced by Bruce Campbell, so I'm excited for that.
The last scene gave me a feeling of, man how to explain...do you ever watch something that doesn't really scare you but you know as a kid it would have RUINED you so you don't feel scared but a small part of your brain is screaming? It's like that 😂
He Who Walks Behind the Rows is a literal corn-man. The lack of imagination is palpable. In the original, you never see him. I think you hear him roar when the cornfield burns, but that's about it. In another adaptation from the 2000's he does make an actual appearance, and he looks like the Thing from 1982 if it contracted the T-Virus. He does not look anything like corn is what I'm saying. He looked more like an inside-out T-Rex.
It's typically thought that the original "he who walks behind the rows" is Randall flagg, a common antagonist in Stephen King stories such as "the stand" and the dark tower series
5:43 For some of us, it's not about gender, it's about change. I'd be just as annoyed of making Peter Parker black as much as making Miles Morales white, or making Gwen Stacey be Greg Stacey and Peter Parker become Patricia Parker. Consistency of the original characters is all.
It feels like this film was thrown together with like 4 different directors. The voting scene seems entirely out of place and slapstick. I'd expect to see that in like a parody. 14:33 the "ho,ho,ho!" caught me off guard and the "especially you" delivery was hilarious.
Yeah it was SO ridiculous that at first I was wondering if it was even really from the movie or if Papa Meat found/made the footage. Then I saw the actors/actresses were the same lmfao
7:19 the red queen is actually a chess piece, she and the queen of hearts are similar but different, the main difference being that the red queen is more cunning and analytical and smart (like chess players are)
13:15-13:18 Actually, yes. One reason Corn became such a huge product (and we have Corn Syrup and other stuff made of corn) was because at one point, the Government offered to pay Farmers additional money to grow and Sell Corn. Because of this, other crops faltered for a time, so they have to balance and regulate the growth of produce in America through Stipends and Subsidies.
This movie was fully someone writing out ideas for a remake, and instead of writing a script they just took those bullet point notes and winged it. Bo's actress didn't bother me, I think she has potential but with a lack of direction she just defaults to enforcing the same emotions. It's a lack of direction on everything, the actual plot, what should be scary, why the monster is even doing things. If there was less ham-fisted foreshadowing, keeping the teenage guy alive longer so Bo has someone to bounce off of, and better pacing and sensical events, you could have a cheesy fun slasher-thriller film, but instead we get this mess. Still better than Issac returns...
He's not wrong about the corn stalks being like steel bars. As someone who's helped out on crop fields I can assure you they do hurt and they will cut and bruise. If you need a home defense weapon, choose a corn stalk. You won't regret it.
Honestly I think Children of The Corn is the perfect kind of film to Remake: Memorable but definitely flawed in a way that leaves room for improvement. Problem is this film is made by hacks with even less to say than a coked up Stephen King in the 70's. The underlying message about dogmatic youth zealotry overwhelming a community is as relevant as ever, you could have the Issac stand-in get viral through UA-cam or tick-tok (sort of like the Riddler in the The Batman film) videos as they expose hypocritical town adults legitimately selling out their kids futures to one corporate scheme or another then when the adults are out the way have Issac become more corrupt than the Adults ever were because his demonic dogma dressed up in religious trapping is only more hypocritical, twisted and evil just like in the OG film. Thus retain the overall same subtext and message as the OG film only slightly contemporized with fleshed out with better storytelling. It wouldn't be that hard to do really one real tricky part would be finding a pair actors as distinct and memorable as Issac and Mordecai in their own right.
what baffles me is why not remake bad films and make them good instead of remaking good films and making them bad, for Instance i wouldn't mind seeing a remake of Trip With The Teacher (1975)
Because money, they remake good movies for brand recognition, they don't remake bad movies into good ones because they're scared no one will go see it based on prior reputation.
Corn subsidies help control the price of corn. The too many people grow a particular crop, the market value of that crop drops. It has been government practice since the Great depression to pay farmers to not grow certain crops for certain periods for that reason. As a framing device for a movie, it's pretty valid, i think.
Man, when i saw the original at about 8 years old it was super chilling to me. I can't remember if it was technically good or bad, but at the time, for a kid it was very creepy.
My mom loved the original and watched lots of horror movies with me as a child and I don't remember it very well, but this new one seems just awful. I think it was originally like a satanic kid cult not some corn monster....
I live in the Hawkesbury area of New South Wales in Australia and they filmed this heaps near me. Me and my family used to go walking and bike riding around this area when lockdowns hit cause it's a lot of plots of farm land and it's very picturesque and there's not many people around. It was so surreal they set up all the lights and equipment and stuff in this corn field they must've rented from a farmer it was relatively contained tho I don't remember how long the production lasted but we walked around the plot a couple different times on different days. It was quite the talk between us and another family that were friends with that went on walks there too. They set up a barn so they could explode it, we went to go watch them explode it but the production ran long and they didn't get around to it that day and exploded it some other time. They set up signs and stuff saying "welcome to Rylstone, Happiest Corn in Nebraska" which was very funny to me being in sub-rural New South Wales. Like I get that it's set in Nebraska but still lol
Ah, I think that explains a lot. I joked that they just filmed this on a lot in LA because they didn't want to go to a state where they could film an actual cornfield.
I live in Nebraska and out here last year we got a lot of attention after some fires came in this time last year. A handful of towns had to get evacuated and it was a massive deal until partway through the summer. Fires like that would definitely attract a lot more attention.
Me and my wife saw this movie and couldn't help but audibly laugh with every one else. I legitimately saw 5 people walk out and one of them said, "I don't even want my money back I just want to forget this crap" We sat through it but this movie isn't even good bad, it's just bad. It's on Hulu currently if ya'll wanna see it. I suggest popping a THC gummy or drinking if that's your thing if you don't live in a 420 friendly state....Trust me you're gonna have to not be sober to sit through this. The camera work is god awful, the lighting is horrid and the acting is Bethesda levels of Oblivion casting random strangers off the street.
1:43 Exactly how it felt editing and creating my comic dub for Sonichu. No matter what I could do, it didn't matter, the comic is such a mess that no editing can make it go smoother.
@@bare_bear_hands Zero, but he did give me his Seal of Approval when he finally decided to watch it. Now that he's out on bond, maybe he'll watch the finale. As for why...because I wanted to! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Been following the Christory on and off for years but this is the first I’ve heard of this. Watched a couple episodes and holy shit dude it’s sending me. The outro is *chefs kiss Thanks for this masterpiece
@@GodWeeps Thanks! Hope you keep watching! And yeah, it hasn't quite left a mark but thankfully that wasn't my goal. Even GenoSamuel messed up by saying I did all the voices, taking credit away from my awesome cast!
I've been so preoccupied with watching campy classic horror films from the 70s-90s that I didn't even realize a remake of this came out. Happy I didn't know! Lol
Really? They made the monster look like actual fucking corn? People are sooooo creatively bankrupt I would have designed it like a centipede-like phasmatodea that mimics the stalk-like grass plant with thin, shaggy legs and a long serpentine body. I'd have its mind control related to pheromones, and have those same pheromones cause intense anxiety and paranoia in the adults. I would keep the murders mostly off sight, playing off of an increased feeling of social distrust. Only to reveal that it was manufactured from the start by those you should trust the most in lieu with forces outside common understanding People are so creatively bankrupt...
I have rewatched a lot of topics covered by papa meat that I had seen on other channels or just in general, solely because of the editing on these videos. I like hunter he’s a funny guy by the editing on these videos are just chefs kiss. Please never stop being good at this shit
I'm from a farming state (not Nebraska) Crop subsidisation is a huge thing. It's used to control market prices. I can see how that part of the movie seems weird, but farmers getting paid to not grow crops is actually real.
The entire time I was reading the short story these movies are based on, I fell further into "Oh no... Oh, oh no..." It's the type of short story that just leaves you a bit empty
the last paragraph rlly brings it home on that, its chilling to the core. They cant fight back against it, it knows all, sees all, and there is nothing to be done
I'd like to point out the difference between the Red Queen and the Queen of Hearts Queen of Hearts = card, tyrannical and irrational, introduced in the book Alice in Wonderland Red Queen = chess piece, rational and has order, introduced in the book Through the Looking-Glass, and What Alice Found There
That's what I was wondering. I was assuming she'd just light herself up a long with the others but apparently the plot armor was too strong and they had to add in the really strange paranormal ending.
The Subsidy for not growing corn was most likely to promote crop rotation as it has a more positive benefit to soil health and productivity as opposed to growing one crop in the same soil year after year
It never ceases to amaze me with movies like this. How applying a basic degree of common sense to the situation could completely avoid the whole thing.
Papa meat is that cousin everyone has that when you go to their house his room has all these crazy posters and drawings, there’s like death metal playing, a non played guitar in the corner, swords hanging on the wall. He shows you your first porn Mag and has nun chucks lol but he’s the coolest cousin you have
Not to mention the half smoked pack of cigarettes and the bottle of booze he has stashed under his mattress that his dad knows about and does nothing about
This is both incredibly specific and scarily relatable. Bonus points if he has that one huge model of a monster from an obscure video game or horror movie which he is ITCHING for you to ask him about, just so he can go into a thesis-length discussion about how he got it and then play/watch the entire franchise with you.
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Meatcanyon, can you review MAD GOD. It's such a well made horror claymation.
the fact that it's "the one who walks" instead of "the one who stalks" is a really missed pun opportunity.
Corny
Even as a recap, it bothered me that Bo was legitimately covered in gasoline soaked clothing and sets a cornfield on fire without ever catching fire herself
You know that gas evaporates right?
@@richardbeater8915 within like 10 minutes?
@@richardbeater8915 You know gas gets MORE flammable the more it evaporates, right? She'd go up like a fucking christmas tree in july.
@@richardbeater8915bruh explain your logic.
I was way too done with the movie to be bothered with being bothered by that.
Imagine introducing the corn rot idea, that actually can induce allucinations, and make it seem like the entire plot might happen cause the kids are infected, and then 2 minutes later show a cgi face in the corn, making all of it completly redundant
Remember in the Thing prequel, when the monster would hide as a person until somebody went “Oi, yer not a person, are ya?” And then it would turn into a big CGI muck monster and bumble around after them? Or when it was trying to reach girl face at the end but she was crammed into too tight of a space… even though it’s a shape shifter which can also sever pieces of itself to which then operate independently.
Studio movies are often controlled by people who have absolutely no idea what they’re doing.
@@christopherkinsella3912 I hated the CGI in that movie. I fell in love with all of the puppeteer and robotics work that went into the first one. It made it more terrifying to know the monsters were tangible to all of the cast.
@@mr.snippy you mean the remake of the first one. There was a “The Thing” movie before it. Like if you are referring to the John Carpenter movie. It’s technically a remake of the original film.
@@weskintime4177 The John Carpenter one of course. I don't think they had robotics available for movie creatures in the year that the original one came out.
@@mr.snippy they absolutely did it was all practical effects and "robots"
That scene of the adults laughing at the kids is so genuinely funny
13:12 thats actually something that happens. Either because of over production or deals with other countries, governaments pay farmers and landowners for non-production or even destruction of fields and trees
Also through CRP programs to let the land rest and recover. Landowners are encouraged to plant other things like native plants to prevent erosion and make wildlife habitat. In certain situations it's a pretty good deal. You can put less productive land in the program and get paid without working that land.
You ruined Children of the Corn 2023 for me, when I really wanted Children of the Corn 2023 to ruin Children of the Corn 2023 for me 😭
Cancel Papa Meat
Well said.
@@bogbog ratio
@@TheForkzman autistic?
wait so why didn’t you just not watch the video
edit: i think it was a joke i didn’t get at first but i’m not entirely sure
The way the adults laugh at the kids reminds of Austin Powers when everyone laughed at Austin because his dad never showed up to his graduation
Glad I wasn't the only one who thought this. It's not a good sign when you're horror movie reminds you of Austin Powers.
That’s exactly how it felt, thank you so much for pointing that out it made it even funnier.
Shame that Austin Powers was a scarier movie than this garbage of the corn
I don't mean any of this, just thought it was a good joke
Reminiscing on some of your old memories I see
Daddy wasn’t there !
To change my underwear !
To take me to the fair !
The government will absolutely subsidize you to grow certain crops. If I remember correctly, it's due to higher prices on other crops, which farmers will want to plant. Subsidizing others to make sure there isn't a shortage.
Also (at least here in Nebraska), the NRD will pay you to not plant anything and let the field go wild. But that is a commitment for several years, I think 8-10 years.
Infinite money glitch
1. Buy land
2. Get paid to not use it
Goto 1
Facts, I get subsidized to grow trees lol.
Corn IS subsidized and the government buys the excess. Thats why theres corn or high fructose syrup in everything
@@williamenglish565 Nice, is it lucrative?
@@williamenglish565 based, I wish I had a Field of land
13:10 Ya that's pretty normal. The Gov does it in order to stabilize the cost of a product. Usually the field just gets turned into another crop, or they catch it on fire to fertilize the soil for future crops. Outside of the gov forcing this via stabilization, it's perfectly normal to request gov aid if the fields need some time off.
Im sure it’s also to burn any dead plants that could cause a random wildfire on the crops as well
This is just what Hollywood thinks we do for fun in Nebraska
I like Nebraska or any flyover state. Easy to find semi parking
being from nebraska the scariest thing about that story to me was if you get stuck between major cities it's just an endless plane of nothing but corn, grass and more grass. hella agoraphobic so it's a shame they couldn't use that to their advantage.
That's too clever for hollywood
@@rjrowley3887 fr
Same as Illinois. You leave Chicago, and it's just... Corn.
@@scrappyanimations4096Hey it's not just corn...we got a ton of soybeans down south too
Ever been to Pennsylvania?
Only thing this video has disappointed is the glaring absence of the tentacle on the table. At this point it’s a staple of Papa Meats videos.
It's in the back to the right of the lava lamp, but I agree. I immediately looked for it on his side on the front table when the video started and was disappointed when I didn't see it. Lol.
@@trashpanda0033 no fun, they are artists.
I'm also like 90% sure they're not supposed to actually be used, but I'm sure some people will.
Tht tentacle bouta make me act up🥴
@@AStrangeTrap I’m 100% sure they are meant to be used. But I’m 90% sure Hunter hasn’t used his
it was at the cleaners...
The director watching this furious that you’re tearing up his movie but thrilled that you got the Red Queen references
😂😂 “AT LEAST HE GOT WHAT I WAS SAYING!”
Roller coaster of emotions lol
Not only are corn stalks hard but they’re also incredibly painful to run through because they’re rough/spiky
i feel like the kid would just get skewered
15:15 wow she flipped quick from "its not natural its all pestacides" to "No not the corn dont hurt the corn"
9:41 I spent the 1st 9 years of my life in Ohio and before 2020, when people started saying any chaotic hellscape was Ohio, people would tell you ain't nothin' in Ohio except corn. I can tell you from experience that cornstalks are indeed hard. Also corn and sugarcane are in the same subfamily, Panicoideae. Corn is also in the same class, order, and family as bamboo. So that should give you a vague understanding of how hard cornstalks are if you've ever been around sugarcane or bamboo.
[Edit]: Also how the fuck is there no guns in this small American town? Shit makes 0 sense.
Ding Ding Ding. There has to be at least one pump shotgun in that place. "Mama said life is like a Remington 870. You never know what you're gonna shoot."
In response to your edited question: That's what happens when an elitist writer who's spent his whole life, snorting coke, droppign acid and getting blackout drunk, in some mansion in Maine decides to write about a state he's never actually visited.
Question: Is this also "the book he doesn't remember writing?"
Because I've seen that piece of 'trivia' attached to every book he's written(likebto the point it sounds like a lazy cop out for being asked about shit in your books that makes no sense, or is just.... disturbingly creepy.... like underage bangtrains"creepy.....)
...... I really don't like Stephen king.....
They are pretty damn stiff and ridged when they're alive. The worst is how they will cut you tf up if you take off through a corn field. Me an my brother as kids used to watch the original film and go run through a corn field after. very spooky and painful lol
And yes for realism there shoulda been tons of square body trucks with a Mossberg in the back window.
@@nignamedmutt7270 Cujo is the book he doesn't remember writing.
Also while this movie sucked ass, I'm pretty sure it's resemblance to the book is basically non-existent based on the books plot summary on Wikipedia.
Your editor deserves a 200% raise
Fr bro had me cracklin
The plane edit was perfect.
This is such a first draft movie. the ham handed foreshadowing, the lack of connection between scenes etc etc. This was definitely slapped together to retain the film rights of the story.
Most likely. However it's a miracle on itself that this series went on for so long. It was a short story for a reason, because you can't really go anywhere from what happens in the story. This and Amityville have to be most persistent horror series, and I am only counting official Amityville sequels.
Wow why does it seem like Hollywood purposely makes remakes terrible? It's like a trade secret or something, the remake must not be better than the original, I don't know. Great review!
Being in Omaha, Nebraska, seeing that Cafe sign brings me joy because that's where my grandpa's old donut shop was.
You know how the Japanese used to make traps out of bamboo that can puncture your skin, you could substitute corn stalks for that.
That's how hard corn stalks are.
Mericanized
That kid would have been impaled for sure
My aunt actually got hurt by a corn stalk, a corn stalk was being held back by another corn stalk after a wind storm, and it came lose and flung forward puncturing my aunts foot. She could walk for a while, and to this day each time she goes into the doctor for that, they still are picking little pieces of stalk out of her foot.
You oughta see was cornstalks do in a tornado. They'll punch right though a house
@@Okaro-fl3qk Nothing ever dies in the corn 😈
Actually, being subsidized to not grow something is super common. Especially in the "larger" industries like corn, soybeans, peas, etc. They do it to keep the price from bottoming out. Same reason excess crops are burned at times.
You can also get paid to let the field go fallow. Soybeans especially are really hard on soil so you need to rotate crops and take occasional years off.
"How do we end world hunger?"
@The_Sharktocrab logistically and economically, we can't end world hunger. Farming would have to become totally state subsidized, along with transportation for the produce. And once it gets turned into a "state ordeal", imagine what happens when all those state employees decide to strike
"Where did all this inflation come from?"
@@CorporateG0th ehhh, not really. Farm subsidies have been around since the great depression to prevent another dust bowl.
You know that joke question of like, "How many kids do you think you can knock down before you get tired?" It feels like it wasn't ever asked at one point.
2:06 the thousand yard stare I had when I saw that image
On bro😂😂😂
From what I can hear at 12:11 he says "WALK THE PLANK", which is kinda fucked up like "lol remember that kid we watched almost get executed earlier lmao"
You know what I *_really_* abhor?
Notice how, at 7:55, the cornfield is all... brown, really. Even the green leaves are all muddy. Have they ever walked through corn!? Reminds me of a scene from the D&D trailer, where the hay used in a hut was a deep orange.
Colour grading was used originally to fix bad colour capture from the camera, then it was used for artistic effect, and now it's just slapped on top of everything with zero concern.
P.S.: Yes, dying corn, yadda-yadda, but this does not look dying. It's just painting over healthy leaves.
P.S.: That thing in 8:43 is a drill bit for use with a hand-cranked mandrel.
P.P.S.: Proof about the bad cornfield colour grading: look at 20:32 - what do you know!
I kind of wish there was an animated version of some of these king movies bc live action is so limiting
Ok, cornman
they were probably too busy getting naked bending over and running backwards through the cornfields to notice what they looked like and by the time they were done all the corn was brown.
1000% sure this recap is far better than the actual movie. Thank you for taking one for the team.
The fact that they made the antagonist alluding to the red queen shows that they have not read Alice in Wonderland and only knows her from Tim Burton's version.
Correction: they've never read Through the Looking Glass.
The red queen isnt in ANY version of Alice in Wonderland. It's the queen of Hearts. Even in tim burton iirc.
@@warbossgegguz679 Fact-check this one, pal. "down with the bloody *red queen*" is legit a line from the Burton movie, also even in the original tale, she was known as the "red queen" and her rival was known as "the white queen". Honestly, "queen of hearts" would be an extremely ironic name for a character that goes around beheading people lmao, I am pretty sure the "hearts" was only in the title of her lover "Knave of Hearts" who was exclusive to one of the books.
@@longlivetheking1065 I know what they said, I'm, saying its a conflation there also since she's supposed to be the queen of hearts from alice's first visit to "underland".
So literally no adaptation of Alice in wonderland ACTUALLY has the red queen, who is totally amicable in the actual source material.
Also, no need to be a dick asshole, I was joining in on mocking it., not trying to be "ACSHULLY" about it. Fuck...
@@longlivetheking1065 The Queen of Hearts is from the first book and is a card of the suit of hearts from a deck of cards. The Red Queen is from the Looking Glass and is a piece from a red & white chess set. They are two different characters. The Tim Burton movie is indeed wrong.
@@longlivetheking1065 Bro literally said "Fact check this one, pal" and then proceeded to state a wrong fact lol, you must feel awful
“He who walks behind the rows” is believed to be Randall Flagg from the dark tower series. On top of that he works for the crimson king aka the red king, and there’s a girl mentioning the red queen…. So I see them trying string connections to the dark tower series. Also with the tie-ins Stephen king does do, I could see the director trying to connect children of the corn to pet cemetery as well with that one opening line about nothing really dying.
If that is the case, it wasn't done super well 😔😔
13:13 The government pays farmers not to grow certain crops in order to avoid having too much on the market. At some point they tried buying the crops off them, but that instead just resulted in them growing even more of it since the price was fixed and the government would buy all of it, so they just went back to paying them to not grow it.
Dude I literally was laughing out loud more than I ever have when you were talking about the parents laughing in the kids faces about the voting and stuff haha. That is the most ridiculous scene ever I can't believe it's real haha
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You just wait till I get home!
@@noahbarnes9770 like the abusive dad in most movies, just mad af for no reason. 😂
This seems like one of those times where the script was a completely different movie involving a plant monster, and the studio was like, 'we will make this, but you gotta make it a remake of Children of the Corn so we can keep the copyright to the name."
I wanna see a meatcanyon video where the monster just randomly goes "Nothing ever dies in the meat"
*"Nothing ever dies in the meat!!!"*
"He said my name!" Lol
23:15 So she is soaked in gasoline how does she do this without ending up in flames? Her not even bothering to take of her extremely flammable clothes now while escaping annoyed me just as her taking a pocket knife to fight a hoard of crazy children, like girl you are surrounded by farm tools take something that is good to hurt more that one at once and preventing them to get close like a spade or a sickle, even a lawn rake is better. Why don't find an actual fire weapon, all the hoses are empty and I assume those kids didn't bother to close the doors behind them.
The town people look like the sort to have at least one shotgun at home. Why must she go back to them anyway? In her mind her father is safe in the corn (he is not but she didn't know it at that moment), it would have been more productive to just run nearest town (and she doesn't even has to run almost everyone is dead so there are plenty of cars to choose from) ... How the kids even managed to carry all the adults into the pit? Why the protagonists didn't escape while they were busy with this tedious task? The adults not managing to exit the pit is one of the most stupidest scenes in a horror movie ever.
This movie is extremely bad and not in a ''so bad that is actually good'' way, I kept getting annoyed because of the stupidity of absolutely everyone.
I feel bad for Stephen King, everyone keeps trashing his work and it gets worse with the remakes.
(Not so) fun fact- 1 cubic foot of soil weighs 140 pounds. I haven’t seen the movie so idk how big the pit is but I wouldn’t want even one scoop of dirt dumped on me let alone escape afterwards
I love how the movie that borrows almost nothing from the original novel actually adds a scene of local adults being assholes to kids. I suppose Stephen King's writer traits are so dominant they even survive a shitty remake.
I love how a shitty 12 or so page short story spawned 12 shitty films. Think about that for a second.
@@themidnighttavern6784 Eh, I will always defend the 1984 version. It wasn't good per se but it gave us John Franklin as the crazed child preacher Isaac, a performance that really deserved to be in a better movie.
I love the "inbread children" card because it makes me think of kids in giant bread loaf costumes.
A simple typo, with great results.
Meat is like that one uncle who cheers you up in dark times of need and gives you gifts whenever you see him
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No. Meatcanyon is like the fat uncle who molested you a few times BUT gets you the next gen every Xmas. He hurt me. He hurt me bad. BUT the Chester cheeto skit? Magic school buss? VELMA!?!?! He's not forgiven but he's not going to jail either
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@@BAGGStheAugmented Its a comment stealing bot
"Don't tell your parents" as he hands you a zippo lighter with a lady on it.
Sounded Like he said "Walk the Plank"...on that Obnoxious jump scare.
I can confirm cornstalks do hurt. When I was 16 a friend brought me night hunting with him. All of my friends and and myself where standing in the bed of a truck while going through a corn field that had been harvested so there was a bunch of 3-4inch cut stalks sticking out of the ground. We hit a bump, and I literally flew out of the bed of the truck and landed on my back on top of a bunch of these stalks. It knocked the breath out of me so I just laid there for a while. After about 10-15 minutes I realized they didn't turn around, they didn't notice I was missing until they got to where they were going lol. The bruises were wild
I always called the monster from this franchise, "The Great Cornholio". He just needed some TP for his bungholio.
Where he’s from he has no bunghole
“Nothing ever dies in the corn” sounds like something straight from your acid trips of animations ❤️
I never expected that, out of all my years watching youtube and seeing so many great content creators, you'd be the one that has made me laugh hysterically this consistently. Love your humor and your content, bro.
The editing and sound effects used on this video were absolutely hilarious! I haven't laughed this hard in a while. I love Papa Meat and his fantastic crew!
The way subsidization works is that if everyone grows corn, the market will be flooded and the price of corn will drop. This leads to less corn sales and more corn going bad. Because of this many small farms will get foreclosed and larger farms won’t grow corn again which leads to a huge shortage the next harvest season. To prevent this the government tries regulate the amount of any one crop that is produced at a time and will pay producers to not grow it in order to keep the market stable
13:20 the government definitely does those kinds of subsidies, but it’s usually to even out the crop market. So they’ll be like “hey we’ll pay you X dollars to plant anything besides corn this year” so that other states who do plant corn can supply the market. Definitely a thing, but usually not that vague.
So there's too much corn?
@@thelordofthelostbraincells Corn is often thrown out due to how easy it is to cultivate...but if 90% of a state that can produce corn or wheat produce corn...that's only 10% producing wheat. So the government will say "for the hassle of producing what we want, we'll pay you to do it." It gets around the fact that a farm can produce basically whatever they want.
I feel like there should have been a twist where the corn monster was actually made of squash. Just as a final screw you to the audience.
The corn monster was Pumpkin Head.
Lol
Papa Meat should make his very own horror film tbh. As it would most likely be very successful.
I'd be interested in it
animated horror film, I feel like there are not many, at least 8n american animation
Wouldn't be surprised if he makes one sooner rather than later tbh.
Fuck yall. Where were you guys at when he dropped monster lab.
@@Gustoberg Yeah, most there is in American horror animation is some kids movies like Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island, Coraline, and Paranorman, and although those are really good movies, I'd love to see a well made R rated animated horror movie. I saw somewhere though that there's an animated Evil Dead show in the works right now with Ash as the lead and voiced by Bruce Campbell, so I'm excited for that.
Nick photo with Twomad did not age great BRUH
The fact that you referred to that little girl as J Leno for the entire review is fucking hilarious. True commitment at its finest.
The last scene gave me a feeling of, man how to explain...do you ever watch something that doesn't really scare you but you know as a kid it would have RUINED you so you don't feel scared but a small part of your brain is screaming? It's like that 😂
THE ADULTS LAUGHING AT THE KIDS ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!? 😂😂😂 that is amazingly bad I adore it
ahahha ikr
It's how children should be dealt with.
He Who Walks Behind the Rows is a literal corn-man. The lack of imagination is palpable.
In the original, you never see him. I think you hear him roar when the cornfield burns, but that's about it.
In another adaptation from the 2000's he does make an actual appearance, and he looks like the Thing from 1982 if it contracted the T-Virus.
He does not look anything like corn is what I'm saying. He looked more like an inside-out T-Rex.
Inside-out T-Rex PFFFT I love that
It's typically thought that the original "he who walks behind the rows" is Randall flagg, a common antagonist in Stephen King stories such as "the stand" and the dark tower series
5:43 For some of us, it's not about gender, it's about change. I'd be just as annoyed of making Peter Parker black as much as making Miles Morales white, or making Gwen Stacey be Greg Stacey and Peter Parker become Patricia Parker. Consistency of the original characters is all.
Plz make a country song called “Nothin ever dies in the corn” 😂
This movie supposedly had a 30 million dollar budget, no idea where that went
Corn.
Methanphetamine
coke and laundering!!!!
Or as their writers would say “where in frick’s name did it go?!?”
They bought crack and thats how they got the idea for the movie
It feels like this film was thrown together with like 4 different directors. The voting scene seems entirely out of place and slapstick. I'd expect to see that in like a parody. 14:33 the "ho,ho,ho!" caught me off guard and the "especially you" delivery was hilarious.
Yeah it was SO ridiculous that at first I was wondering if it was even really from the movie or if Papa Meat found/made the footage. Then I saw the actors/actresses were the same lmfao
7:19 the red queen is actually a chess piece, she and the queen of hearts are similar but different, the main difference being that the red queen is more cunning and analytical and smart (like chess players are)
13:15-13:18 Actually, yes. One reason Corn became such a huge product (and we have Corn Syrup and other stuff made of corn) was because at one point, the Government offered to pay Farmers additional money to grow and Sell Corn. Because of this, other crops faltered for a time, so they have to balance and regulate the growth of produce in America through Stipends and Subsidies.
This movie was fully someone writing out ideas for a remake, and instead of writing a script they just took those bullet point notes and winged it.
Bo's actress didn't bother me, I think she has potential but with a lack of direction she just defaults to enforcing the same emotions. It's a lack of direction on everything, the actual plot, what should be scary, why the monster is even doing things. If there was less ham-fisted foreshadowing, keeping the teenage guy alive longer so Bo has someone to bounce off of, and better pacing and sensical events, you could have a cheesy fun slasher-thriller film, but instead we get this mess. Still better than Issac returns...
He's not wrong about the corn stalks being like steel bars. As someone who's helped out on crop fields I can assure you they do hurt and they will cut and bruise. If you need a home defense weapon, choose a corn stalk. You won't regret it.
Dude thanks for saving me time, I'm a fan of Children of The Corn but this is a perfect explain of "we dont need remakes"
Honestly I think Children of The Corn is the perfect kind of film to Remake: Memorable but definitely flawed in a way that leaves room for improvement.
Problem is this film is made by hacks with even less to say than a coked up Stephen King in the 70's. The underlying message about dogmatic youth zealotry overwhelming a community is as relevant as ever, you could have the Issac stand-in get viral through UA-cam or tick-tok (sort of like the Riddler in the The Batman film) videos as they expose hypocritical town adults legitimately selling out their kids futures to one corporate scheme or another then when the adults are out the way have Issac become more corrupt than the Adults ever were because his demonic dogma dressed up in religious trapping is only more hypocritical, twisted and evil just like in the OG film. Thus retain the overall same subtext and message as the OG film only slightly contemporized with fleshed out with better storytelling. It wouldn't be that hard to do really one real tricky part would be finding a pair actors as distinct and memorable as Issac and Mordecai in their own right.
what baffles me is why not remake bad films and make them good instead of remaking good films and making them bad, for Instance i wouldn't mind seeing a remake of Trip With The Teacher (1975)
*PTSD flashbacks of Oldboy/The Thing Brrr...
Because money, they remake good movies for brand recognition, they don't remake bad movies into good ones because they're scared no one will go see it based on prior reputation.
The corn monster reminded me of the plants from a movie called "The Ruins", where the plants basically just kill people 😂
Oh yeah, I’ve seen that movie. IMO, way better plant monster than this
The book was better
this is my favorite thing you do... your toons got me here ty
Corn subsidies help control the price of corn. The too many people grow a particular crop, the market value of that crop drops. It has been government practice since the Great depression to pay farmers to not grow certain crops for certain periods for that reason.
As a framing device for a movie, it's pretty valid, i think.
Man, when i saw the original at about 8 years old it was super chilling to me. I can't remember if it was technically good or bad, but at the time, for a kid it was very creepy.
My mom loved the original and watched lots of horror movies with me as a child and I don't remember it very well, but this new one seems just awful. I think it was originally like a satanic kid cult not some corn monster....
I live in the Hawkesbury area of New South Wales in Australia and they filmed this heaps near me. Me and my family used to go walking and bike riding around this area when lockdowns hit cause it's a lot of plots of farm land and it's very picturesque and there's not many people around. It was so surreal they set up all the lights and equipment and stuff in this corn field they must've rented from a farmer it was relatively contained tho I don't remember how long the production lasted but we walked around the plot a couple different times on different days. It was quite the talk between us and another family that were friends with that went on walks there too. They set up a barn so they could explode it, we went to go watch them explode it but the production ran long and they didn't get around to it that day and exploded it some other time. They set up signs and stuff saying "welcome to Rylstone, Happiest Corn in Nebraska" which was very funny to me being in sub-rural New South Wales. Like I get that it's set in Nebraska but still lol
Ah, I think that explains a lot. I joked that they just filmed this on a lot in LA because they didn't want to go to a state where they could film an actual cornfield.
I live in Nebraska and out here last year we got a lot of attention after some fires came in this time last year. A handful of towns had to get evacuated and it was a massive deal until partway through the summer. Fires like that would definitely attract a lot more attention.
I like the yellow line on the bottom showing how long the ad is, more UA-camrs should do that
Me and my wife saw this movie and couldn't help but audibly laugh with every one else. I legitimately saw 5 people walk out and one of them said, "I don't even want my money back I just want to forget this crap" We sat through it but this movie isn't even good bad, it's just bad. It's on Hulu currently if ya'll wanna see it. I suggest popping a THC gummy or drinking if that's your thing if you don't live in a 420 friendly state....Trust me you're gonna have to not be sober to sit through this. The camera work is god awful, the lighting is horrid and the acting is Bethesda levels of Oblivion casting random strangers off the street.
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Exactly how it felt editing and creating my comic dub for Sonichu. No matter what I could do, it didn't matter, the comic is such a mess that no editing can make it go smoother.
Wait, why were you doing that? It has to be cash. How much did Chris Chan pay you?
@@bare_bear_hands Zero, but he did give me his Seal of Approval when he finally decided to watch it. Now that he's out on bond, maybe he'll watch the finale. As for why...because I wanted to! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
what.
Been following the Christory on and off for years but this is the first I’ve heard of this. Watched a couple episodes and holy shit dude it’s sending me. The outro is *chefs kiss
Thanks for this masterpiece
@@GodWeeps Thanks! Hope you keep watching! And yeah, it hasn't quite left a mark but thankfully that wasn't my goal. Even GenoSamuel messed up by saying I did all the voices, taking credit away from my awesome cast!
13:12 the dad reminds me of Matthew McConaughey and given the context of farming, I find this infinitely funnier when I think about Interstellar.
Also McConaughey played Randall Flagg in The Dark Tower, who is also He Who Walks Behind the Rows.
@@TheDrunkenCelt wait is that actual lore from the Stephen King Literary Universe?
@@cruztastrophe Yeah, its also why he's looming in a corn field when you first see him in The Stand.
I wish I could say "Damn, this is shocking cause this guy directed Equilibrium" but he also directed Ultraviolet so this is weirdly a step up
Came here to say something similar lol
Love your editor/editing. Makes me haha.
Nothing ever dies in corn was the cheesiest quote In the movie and the world like god damn
Papa Meat and Dead Meat need to do some collabs.
The double meatcast
waiting on the day deadmeat makes his meatcanyon universe debut
Dead meat is pretty mid
@@allwoundup3574 Mega *L*
Fuck that, he should be a guest on Best of the Worst
I really enjoy the movie reviews Hunter, keep it up!
I've been so preoccupied with watching campy classic horror films from the 70s-90s that I didn't even realize a remake of this came out. Happy I didn't know! Lol
16:06 DEFINITELY days! Depending on the soil and the tools maybe even longer!
Really?
They made the monster look like actual fucking corn?
People are sooooo creatively bankrupt
I would have designed it like a centipede-like phasmatodea that mimics the stalk-like grass plant with thin, shaggy legs and a long serpentine body. I'd have its mind control related to pheromones, and have those same pheromones cause intense anxiety and paranoia in the adults. I would keep the murders mostly off sight, playing off of an increased feeling of social distrust. Only to reveal that it was manufactured from the start by those you should trust the most in lieu with forces outside common understanding
People are so creatively bankrupt...
Children of genetically modified corn sound's more fitting for this failure.
How does this man manage to be pumping out these videos, I assume hes has at least an editor but still they are getting these out often
No idea why, but "HOW ARE WE GONNA FEED OUR DUCKS" makes me laugh so fucking hard - replayed that part about 10 times LOLOLOL
Even better is cutting to a picture of Canadian Geese.
I have rewatched a lot of topics covered by papa meat that I had seen on other channels or just in general, solely because of the editing on these videos. I like hunter he’s a funny guy by the editing on these videos are just chefs kiss. Please never stop being good at this shit
I'm from a farming state (not Nebraska) Crop subsidisation is a huge thing. It's used to control market prices. I can see how that part of the movie seems weird, but farmers getting paid to not grow crops is actually real.
Meat laughing at the idea of child abuse to the point he doesnt finish his sentence mads my day
The entire time I was reading the short story these movies are based on, I fell further into "Oh no... Oh, oh no..." It's the type of short story that just leaves you a bit empty
the last paragraph rlly brings it home on that, its chilling to the core. They cant fight back against it, it knows all, sees all, and there is nothing to be done
It felt like someone wanted to make a movie, but it was too close to Children of the own, so they just bought the rights for Children of the corn
I'd like to point out the difference between the Red Queen and the Queen of Hearts
Queen of Hearts = card, tyrannical and irrational, introduced in the book Alice in Wonderland
Red Queen = chess piece, rational and has order, introduced in the book Through the Looking-Glass, and What Alice Found There
The government does pay people not to farm because there was an issue with over-farming in the past
Letter to Papa’s Editor, Nick: don’t lose your plug’s number bro. The creativity is 👌💯 I hope you and Papa are true bros forever!
Sponsored or not that was the best Keeps ad ever: quick, painless, to the point and actually funny as far as ads go.
He did a keeps ad too? Bc the one I saw was for gamer supps.. lol
I bought keeps because of that ad.
lol how tf did a gasoline soaked Bo not catch on fire?! 😂
What?!
that's exactly what I thought! that bothered me the most tbh
That's what I was wondering. I was assuming she'd just light herself up a long with the others but apparently the plot armor was too strong and they had to add in the really strange paranormal ending.
@@Iceman96051 it would have at least made a slightly more impactful death, like she knowingly sacrifices herself
@@mallymay9439B-But then no surprise sequel bait ending 😢
Them 3 standing in that podium 😂😂😂 and you mocking what the brother said for the jump scare part 😂😂😂
The Subsidy for not growing corn was most likely to promote crop rotation as it has a more positive benefit to soil health and productivity as opposed to growing one crop in the same soil year after year
It never ceases to amaze me with movies like this. How applying a basic degree of common sense to the situation could completely avoid the whole thing.
Papa meat is that cousin everyone has that when you go to their house his room has all these crazy posters and drawings, there’s like death metal playing, a non played guitar in the corner, swords hanging on the wall. He shows you your first porn Mag and has nun chucks lol but he’s the coolest cousin you have
Not to mention the half smoked pack of cigarettes and the bottle of booze he has stashed under his mattress that his dad knows about and does nothing about
This is both incredibly specific and scarily relatable. Bonus points if he has that one huge model of a monster from an obscure video game or horror movie which he is ITCHING for you to ask him about, just so he can go into a thesis-length discussion about how he got it and then play/watch the entire franchise with you.
I wouldn't really say that meat comes across like a grown man who shows innapropriate sxual stuff to children wtf lmao
02:56 NO
@@AllyGatorAnimator ah but to be the UNCLE that inspired it all
I love when Papa Meat laughs so hard I get concerned for his health
I love your work!! I just wanted to tell you that the plant on your desk needs more light! It's 'reaching' towards the light sources around it. I love your art!!!