You see it wasn't the moves that killed him but the fact that Jackie Chan had performed the deadly "flying thumbs on forehead" along with "striking viper to groin." He then died from the amazement of the awesome magnitude the flawless execution of the moves and the beauty in which they were performed.
You my worthy comrade are correct but you forget the viper to the groin means his equipment is now forever rendered useless and therefore life has no more meaning
@NyxDiscordia33 Aren't you a Spanish speaker? Really? Nah, I don't believe you. "A mimir" is top-tier Spanish. Actually, "mimir" is a very advanced word since it's not technically correct.
He thought he was tough because he was level 100 and had 9000 HP and was wearing the best armor currently available in the game, but that attack from a level 5000 boss did 9,999,999 damage, causing him to die instantly immediately after the battle music started.
@robertjenkins6132 I know this is a joke, but what kind of insane rpg dev sets the cap of all leveled gear to level 100 but has a level 5000 story boss?
The guy with the long hair and beard is named Roy Horan, and he has long lived in Hong Kong. He did many martial arts films in the 80's and then quit acting in 1991. He teaches in Hong Kong. Now you guys know! :)
@@Nick-vw1lm I'm considered an expert just for looking up easily findable information on the Net? I guess that makes sense, many people on the Net consider themselves experts for doing that very activity. Lol
@@JoeMartinez-vh5cv I agree with you! I think the only reason he didn't win was because Jack Nicholson or Marlon Brando may also have been in the running. You know, there's a heavy political factor to the Oscars. Frankly, I feel this guy got robbed!
If you've ever had a 'double handed death strike' to the balls, like this man, you would understand how well executed this scene is by this brilliant actor!
I really thought I was going to see the most realistic death scene ever performed by a brilliant, amazingly talented and truly convincing actor and then this comes up...
I heard Jackie Chan stopped doing his own stunts after nearly dying multiple times. The last full "stunt" he did - not sure what movie it was - two tractor trailors were being smashed together and he had to athleticly wall jump between them and get on the roof of one of the trailers, and almost fell back in. When the trailers hit each other his head was ~1 inch from the gap and it would have killed him for sure.
@@buzzbrutusexcelsior2236 gonna ruin my own comment, but I was saying this scene displays Jackie not holding back, insinuating he killed the stunt man in the video. I do not think Jackie is dead, nor the stunt man
@@jloitererhis older movies made him the legend he is today, Jackie once jumped from building to building with his foot in a cast made up to look like his shoes, the gap was massive but not even close to the size of his balls.
The overacting and sound effects of these old king fu movies is what makes them so lovable. They are not meant to be taken seriously. They are pure escapism where the villain will always get his/her comeuppance from the hero in some way over the top death scene. I absolutely love them!
Mayfield Entertainment You having the word "Entertaintment" in your username is a gross overstatement. Working at a funeral parlor would be more fitting for you.
These two attacks, when combined, do more damage than an atom bomb. It's no wonder that the man died from such trauma. May his soul find peace in the afterlife.
Amazing! Never before in the history of cinema have I witnessed such realistic acting in my life! This scene is definitely worthy of an Oscar of Incredible proportions and merit! This is great acting and should not go unrecognized and needs to be admired for it's authenticness. Truly a movie the whole family can enjoy.
Before this fight scene in the movie "Snake in Eagle's Shadow", Jackie's character saw his pet cat fighting and killing a cobra so he developed a fighting style based off that and integrated it into his Snake style kung fu. So whenever he's using the Cat style kung fu, they use the cat noise.
This is a masterpiece, a gut- wrenching example of the martial arts genre. It's so beautiful.. I can't even begin to describe it....they should have send a poet
@@chloescatyou're close but it was actually Jackie Chan's first major success "Snake in the Eagle's Shadow" P.S. The reason Jackie Chan is screaming like a cat is because earlier in the film is because he saw his pet cat kill a snake in a fight. After this he has an epiphany to combine the "Snake fist" style (Jackie's style) with the "Cat's claw". I would say "Spoiler warning!" but you literally see all of this in the trailer
I’ve watched this hundreds of times over the years and it never fails to make me laugh hysterically. Love the way his head flops over at the end in concert with the dramatic sound effects. 😵🥋💀😂
The best part about this is that this man has more than enough life left in him to scream at the top of his lungs only to immediately die a fraction of a second later.
Old low budget movies were always the best movies ever made due to the sheer amount of parts that were funny purely due to the low budget. I love Snake in the Eagle's Eye.
Normally I don’t find deaths in movies funny at all, but this one has me laughing so hard because of how comically unrealistic it is. Fingers driven right into the head and then right into the groin (which in real life you would have pain for a few minutes before you’re fine again), and then the guy’s acting of screaming and then “collapsing dead.” You just got to appreciate the flawless acting here!
"You can't always be in great movies. Only thing you can do is be great in them." ... not quite sure if this applies in any way shape or form, but damn if it isn't the BEST DEATH SCENE IN HISTORY.
I feel like that's Adam Sandler's motto. I haven't seen very many of his movies, so can't personally put too much merit on the reputation of his films. But if nothing else, in the ones I have seen, Sandler steps up and owns his performance, regardless of the actual film's quality.
And then The Lord said unto his opponent "I shall decree now that you will bear no future children". He then reached into his groinal area and twisted really hard. "And you will know that I am The Lord, when I royally fuck you up, bitch". For the word of The Lord. Thanks be to Chan.
Sometimes you have to make the best of a situation. This actor knew the paper the budget was written on was worth more than the movie but he still put it all on the line. This is what we call "dying for the art."
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You see it wasn't the moves that killed him but the fact that Jackie Chan had performed the deadly "flying thumbs on forehead" along with "striking viper to groin." He then died from the amazement of the awesome magnitude the flawless execution of the moves and the beauty in which they were performed.
I would’ve done the same
@@christianaguiare544facts
You my worthy comrade are correct but you forget the viper to the groin means his equipment is now forever rendered useless and therefore life has no more meaning
Естественно
This comment is 10 years old, good god.
I respect the sheer commitment that guy put into the role 😂
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1C
Top 1 times Actors weren't acting during filming
@@racungotlost6428 Bro just genuinely died 💀
Do you ever praise the sun? \[T]/
dark souls
This video suddenly being recommended to everyone shows that it is indeed the greatest death scene of all time.
Were you also watching a video about Pokemon just now? lol
It also shows how bored we are 😂
fr bro like 12 years ago…and just now yt recommends this
like whaaa
😂😂😂
@@AndersonMallonyMALLONY-EricCFyep
I absolutely love how he goes from screaming in agony to just
a mimir
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bujajajaajajsjajajsjssj épico. Nunca había visto semejante combinación de idiomas.
@@charlesnoguera6998 es muy divertido, no?
Lo siento, mi Español es muy mal
@NyxDiscordia33 Aren't you a Spanish speaker? Really? Nah, I don't believe you. "A mimir" is top-tier Spanish. Actually, "mimir" is a very advanced word since it's not technically correct.
@@NyxDiscordia33 Did you learn it from a meme or something?
The immediate switch from intense agony to deep serenity when he dies is what gets me.
😂😂😂
I envy him
Probably a student of the Lee Strasberg School of Acting. With that talent, he was obviously on a higher level than most.
"Released from my mortal coil, the pain has finally ended, now me and my dick can finally be at peace"
*system shut off*
What really makes this hilarious is when they decided to do a close-up with a sound effect
No, what really makes this hilarious is that Jackie Chan just killed Jesus by poking him in the balls.
The close up sound effect is from Battle of Yavin by John Williams
Are you alive?
I wish I could go back to your timeline. Things kinda suck here in 2023.
@@olivermorin3303And then Jesus rose from the dead and made Jackie Chan his disciple.
When you think you're at a high enough level to take on the final boss.
Technically he’d be the 2nd last boss
He thought he was tough because he was level 100 and had 9000 HP and was wearing the best armor currently available in the game, but that attack from a level 5000 boss did 9,999,999 damage, causing him to die instantly immediately after the battle music started.
@@rumblebird9888
Actually the 3rd last - you forgot the janitor! 😜😁🥰
@robertjenkins6132 I know this is a joke, but what kind of insane rpg dev sets the cap of all leveled gear to level 100 but has a level 5000 story boss?
Lol
This is *amazing!*
I have no idea why it's been recommended 12yrs later, but it was very welcome.
Hilarious 🤣
12 years later and that’s still powerful
Lol- powerfully bad.. 😂
45 years later actually
This looks like "Kung Pow" level
People really don't understand the concept of recording something older, huh
Legend has it that man is still dead, even after all these years.
One thing's for sure; he definitely captured the amount of pain from getting hit in the nuts flawlessly.
On the receiving end of beast cat mode
What if It wasn't acting my brother 😂. It came out to genuinely authentic , jackie decided to add it
Part 2
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I think the move is much worse than that. This pseudo-pincher move is intended to *pop* one or both balls, rendering the opponent incapacitated.
Director: "Yeah just act naturally"
*The Guy:*
666 likes but no comment? Letme fix this
Note: I am the one who hold the 666th like
875 comments and just one comment. I will fix that
I mean, he has never died before, how would he know how to die naturally?
@@ThePerpetGuyWhy, this “let me fix that/this” has been over used and it’s been only a few months since it started popping up.
Bahahahaha bro 😂🤣🤣
THIS is the UA-cam content I’m looking for!!
0:13 the closeup with the sound effect *SELLS IT* LMAO
Which part?
also known as the worst death scene in history
and the weirdest ever lol
what do you mean? this death scene deserves an oscar
Wait I love your ytps 😂😂😂
its a fine line between best and worst....
Well it’s goofy on purpose
This is from Snake in the Eagle's Shadow. A fantastic Jackie Chan movie from the 70s. I love it.
My dad has this on VHS
Thank you. It always annoys me when clips are posted with no indication of what movie it is from
Thank you.
The winner is cat
😂😂
This and Drunken boxing are some Jackie Chan classics all should watch. The humour and the action hasn't aged at all
0:03 me when i hit my toes...
The guy with the long hair and beard is named Roy Horan, and he has long lived in Hong Kong. He did many martial arts films in the 80's and then quit acting in 1991. He teaches in Hong Kong. Now you guys know! :)
Looks like he quit acting just before this scene.
@@jerrycoon2797 😂
Dude’s an expert on Roy Horan.
@@Nick-vw1lm I'm considered an expert just for looking up easily findable information on the Net? I guess that makes sense, many people on the Net consider themselves experts for doing that very activity. Lol
@@jerrycoon2797lmfao did my man dirty but that was smooth 💀 gold 😂
Why this guy wasn’t nominated for an Oscar is beyond me.
Which guy? I think that's a toss-up.
@@321snoot😂 Jackie Chan was okay but the other guy was Oscar worthy.
@@JoeMartinez-vh5cv I agree with you! I think the only reason he didn't win was because Jack Nicholson or Marlon Brando may also have been in the running. You know, there's a heavy political factor to the Oscars. Frankly, I feel this guy got robbed!
it's so that others might have a chance of winning it.
He won 5.
If anyone is wondering the movie is "Snake in the eagles shadow" - Jackie Chan
May the Gods bless you!
More like “snake in the eagles crotch”
yes there were some something's under something's shadow movies.
Thank you
No one is 😂
The title didn't disappoint.
This scene needs an Oscar nomination for best dramatic performance in a supporting role.
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0:10 Denial
0:12 Anger
0:13 Bargaining
0:14 Depression
0:15 Acceptance
Yeah, but they used the wrong soundtrack. Should be the great gig in the sky by pink floyd feat. Claire Tory.
"your dog just died"
What movie is this?
@@魚-c3dOG Kevin 😂
@@1embarrassmentfan8963 Snake in the Eagle's shadow, if I remember correctly
Still a better love story than Twilight
MysticDragonWolf 😂
I was about to say “this kind of comment died out years ago” and then I saw the date on it lol
Hol up-
Ah... Simpler times.
Holy shit this has aged
Something about old Chinese Kung Fu movies from way back when, timeless
The realism of that scene is incredible.
Ye, i felt that last hit 😥
😂😂😂
He just tf2 kill binded.
Literally incredible.
Wherever it is. LOL
Man, he's gonna be so embarrassed when he gets back up in three days.
+Lex Logic this comment should be the top comment
Lex Logic he's dead
@@qualitycontenteveryday6288 r/wooosh
I dont get it?
Jesus Christ! 😆
00:00 cat when you accidentally step on her tail
she jumps and massages our brains to mush and then snaps our balls with both paws like the mouth of a gator.
💯
LMAO! 😂 You got me rolling over here. 🤣
Same
Brooooo 😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️🤣☠️
How the hell the youtube know that I needed this?
It’s perfect. No blood. No guts. No gore. Just pure perfection.
There's a tiny bit of blood
A tasteful amount
And Jesus vs Jackie chan
There is absolutely blood 🩸
No matter how bad things are, no matter what has happened, no matter how sad I am, I come here and watch this scene as laugh my ass off.
Same 😂
Yes it's bloody brillant
Can you live after losing your ass?
Asking for a friend
People really shouldn't laugh at this - both my father and brother were killed the same way - show some repect.
Genital castration?
Damián Lanceta Is there any other type?
By an Asian? o_0 '
Pour out a 40 for the homies
I think he's just trying to mock the people who actually say stuff like that, except with diseases and disorders and stuff. I approve.
Those crash zooms are absolutely fantastic.
The dramatic delay at 0:07 is Oscar worthy.
Indeed
Real
Reminds me of Talia AL Gul's death in Batman the Dark Knight Rises
If you've ever had a 'double handed death strike' to the balls, like this man, you would understand how well executed this scene is by this brilliant actor!
Jackie just fucked up that guy's bloodlines for good...🤣🤣🤣
Did I just see Jackie Chan stab Jesus in the balls with his bare hands?
Welcome to UA-cam.
@@ultimategamer2669 Welcome to 1978 Hong Kong cinema.
Welcome to the internet, have a look around.
The holy son in his pants is already dead
Yes¡¡
That’s why that move is illegal in MMA. Way too lethal.
High respect for the actor who sacrificed his life in this scene.
I would never wish such a terrific ordeal to my most hatred enemy.
What if your enemy was a pathological testicles kicker? It doesn't get more evil
When I'm in times of crisis, I ask myself: What would Kung Fu Jesus do?
Die for our chi.
He sacrificed his nuts for our sins. We must be humble and learn from this.
@@lbjoshbal*_THAT'S ALOT OF NUTS_*
😂😂😂😂😂
I didnt know people comment on this after so long
Good mythical morning will never be the same without Rhett 😢
Who cares
@@karkon479The guy who made the comment cares
@@Inserteggpunshere i agree with you on that
But Rhett is still on good mythical morning, he isn’t even dead what was the point of this comment?
@@Kamenriderbuster2022The guy who died looks kinda like Rhett.
Changed the course of history, we're lucky to have such an important moment actually recorded on film.
I really thought I was going to see the most realistic death scene ever performed by a brilliant, amazingly talented and truly convincing actor and then this comes up...
let me guess, it was better than anything you could expect?
Damn a 11 year old comment
@@migulitolopes Doing fine, thanks! Time flies... 😉👍
Scratch realistic and you will be correct
but what you said exactly described this video
I wouldn't call this the best death scene in history, I would call it the only death scene in history worth acknowledging.
❌ Sonny's death in The Godfather
❌ Janet Leigh in Psycho
❌ Jesus in The Passion of the Christ
✅ This scene
Takes a minimum of 200 years to master that move but tell nobody 😅
Boromir
Heisenberg
Mufasa
@@eugenedaubermann5561What move?
I'm so glad Jackie dialed it back over the years, Rest in peace Stuntman.
I heard Jackie Chan stopped doing his own stunts after nearly dying multiple times. The last full "stunt" he did - not sure what movie it was - two tractor trailors were being smashed together and he had to athleticly wall jump between them and get on the roof of one of the trailers, and almost fell back in. When the trailers hit each other his head was ~1 inch from the gap and it would have killed him for sure.
@@buzzbrutusexcelsior2236 gonna ruin my own comment, but I was saying this scene displays Jackie not holding back, insinuating he killed the stunt man in the video. I do not think Jackie is dead, nor the stunt man
Jackie is alive
@@MsDavidhumphrey yep.
@@jloitererhis older movies made him the legend he is today, Jackie once jumped from building to building with his foot in a cast made up to look like his shoes, the gap was massive but not even close to the size of his balls.
This guy made the most out of his limited screen time. Scene stealer!
The overacting and sound effects of these old king fu movies is what makes them so lovable. They are not meant to be taken seriously. They are pure escapism where the villain will always get his/her comeuppance from the hero in some way over the top death scene. I absolutely love them!
Robin Williams was right. You grab a man´s balls, his heart will follow.
This is the Final Boss of Hong Kong 97, after beating all 1.4 billion fucking reds.
wcwlives wait you passed it?
Nobody fucks with Chin!
Your comment was 11 years ago
Finally! A UA-cam video that accurately lives up to its title and isn't just click bait!
If only online news links could be as truthful as this..!
So there's a typo in the bible. Instead of nailed to the cross, it's actually nailed to the crotch.
+Wild Hunt Trumpeter Not funny
+Mayfield Entertainment Did the bad UA-cam user hurt your widdle Christian feelings?
S. Bakyhnh
I don't know, does making fun of me make you feel like a big man behind the computer?
Mayfield Entertainment You having the word "Entertaintment" in your username is a gross overstatement. Working at a funeral parlor would be more fitting for you.
Wild Hunt Trumpeter
You don't know what I do, pal, why I chose the name, so be a little more clever would you, please?
Jackie Chan’s late 70s movies - Snake in Eagle’s Shadow, Drunken Master, and Fearless Hyena - will always be legendary!
You can't forget The Young Master!
Drunken Master for me original early 90s dub.
@@Omega-wi6fl General Echo did the original dub version, 1979.
@@darganx ah man you wouldn't happen to have any links by any chance
@@Omega-wi6fl ua-cam.com/video/CN8CVxQgdeE/v-deo.htmlsi=CXq6R0Pxdh-VsLjh
The tone at the end makes it even more hilarious 😂😂
his shocked face after being Chan-groin struck should at least win him an MTV viewers choice nomination
I cried so much during this video.
So beautiful, yet so tragic!
This sounds closer to modern comments than to comments a decade ago
@@NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustachefr
69 likes. I can't do it
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These two attacks, when combined, do more damage than an atom bomb. It's no wonder that the man died from such trauma. May his soul find peace in the afterlife.
The shifting from a scream full of agony to a peaceful death. ❤😂
Sweet release.
Amazing! Never before in the history of cinema have I witnessed such realistic acting in my life! This scene is definitely worthy of an Oscar of Incredible proportions and merit! This is great acting and should not go unrecognized and needs to be admired for it's authenticness. Truly a movie the whole family can enjoy.
JC vs JC
jp3813 vs JCVD
I'm betting all my money on JC.
OMFG
JC wins it
Hello old comment
"Father, forgive him not, for he knows exactly what he is doing"
This is without question my favourite scene in The Passion of the Christ!
😂😂😂😂😂
Wait, what?
bruh 😂
You are definitely dead now
Director: You have exactly 13 seconds to get your ass kicked and die.
Actor: Hold my beer.
It's a huge injustice that these two great actors didn't win the Oscar!!!
Jackie Chan have Oscar)
Anytime someone asks me who would win in a fight between Jackie Chan and Jesus I'm just gonna show them this.
Before this fight scene in the movie "Snake in Eagle's Shadow", Jackie's character saw his pet cat fighting and killing a cobra so he developed a fighting style based off that and integrated it into his Snake style kung fu. So whenever he's using the Cat style kung fu, they use the cat noise.
Never did I think I'd read a movie synopsis that ridiculous.
@@gurvmlkit's a ten year old comment bro
@@jamemule5326 And the video itself is 12, yet that's not stopping people.
Looks to me like the only thing he witnessed was his cat having sex and incorporated that style and mainly the sound into his fighting style
@@jamemule5326it’s also an accurate ten year old comment. That’s exactly what happens in the film
Man the early UFC years are brutal to watch
Still 10 times better than anything in a Steven Seagal movie !!!
still better than Barbie and Oppenheimer
Low bar.
I will go to my grave saying Under Siege was a good movie.
I actually like that guy
@@Ash01010 Opening Barbie's hymen?
I saw this in theaters when I was younger. I love how Jackie Chan learned to fight from a cat taking on a snake. Epic.
Hey 👋 how you doing now?
11 years ago
Jackie Chan wins. BALLTALITY!
JP Hawman lol this joke is actualy very funny
Hello old comment
Pressure blows to hit vital points.
All I need to say is "You're already dead".
What the director must have prompted these actors to get the sheer amount of emotion they display is beyond my cognition.
12 years the algorithm has been hiding this from me.
Sad
Ikr. Just be happy it finally found us. 🤲🤏😬😵
I just love the fact that the final stroke was given by hitting the nuts 💀💀💀
This is a masterpiece, a gut- wrenching example of the martial arts genre. It's so beautiful.. I can't even begin to describe it....they should have send a poet
That did not disappoint. The video was exactly what the title said it was going to be.
Notice how the head attack wasn't fatal. Only the second head attack 😏
How do you mean?
The way he suddenly switches from screaming in torment to resting in peace.
Thank you for showcasing one of my favorite movies of all time
Fearless Hyena, right?
@@chloescatyou're close but it was actually Jackie Chan's first major success "Snake in the Eagle's Shadow"
P.S. The reason Jackie Chan is screaming like a cat is because earlier in the film is because he saw his pet cat kill a snake in a fight. After this he has an epiphany to combine the "Snake fist" style (Jackie's style) with the "Cat's claw". I would say "Spoiler warning!" but you literally see all of this in the trailer
I love how it wasn't the immediate thumb strike piercing the skull that killed him but the groin shot😂
Groin shot? Wasn't it in his stomache?
@@spartacus7216 to me it looked like the jewels🤣
I’ve watched this hundreds of times over the years and it never fails to make me laugh hysterically. Love the way his head flops over at the end in concert with the dramatic sound effects. 😵🥋💀😂
The best part about this is that this man has more than enough life left in him to scream at the top of his lungs only to immediately die a fraction of a second later.
The AGONY of DEFEAT!
Old low budget movies were always the best movies ever made due to the sheer amount of parts that were funny purely due to the low budget. I love Snake in the Eagle's Eye.
This is exactly what i needed to see today
Привет. Я себя неважно чувствую.
Give this man an Oscar
For how funny he is lol!
For commitment to the bit.
Normally I don’t find deaths in movies funny at all, but this one has me laughing so hard because of how comically unrealistic it is. Fingers driven right into the head and then right into the groin (which in real life you would have pain for a few minutes before you’re fine again), and then the guy’s acting of screaming and then “collapsing dead.” You just got to appreciate the flawless acting here!
Scary as......you dont see this level of commitment anymore.
I've not laughed this hard in a very, very long time. THANK YOU!
Are you Still laughing?
@@Rising___Star I have absolutely no recollection of making this comment. At all. I didn't even smirk on a rewatch 11 years later.
@@Chaoslava Well, this is what one can expect. Nevertheless, it's been 11 years and I'm glad that you're still on UA-cam
His body couldn't handle the unbearable pain, poor guy.
I had no idea this is how Jesus actually died. The bible gets it completely wrong!
+MrBenny10101 This is horrible hahaha I hope I don't get punished for laughing.
+BlackWingedSeraph who would punish you?
Jmgjgdjd5
God? lol
+MrBenny10101 That's the catholic version, this is the popularity vote version. I mean the universe is a democratic organisation after all.
@@Jmgjgdjd5 Christians would. They did a lot of punishing, even though Christ himself was against that sort of thing.
For once, the title wasn't clickbait.
That, indeed, was the greatest death scene in cinematic history.
You don't see epic scenes like this these days anymore...
@f23r23 True
"You can't always be in great movies. Only thing you can do is be great in them."
... not quite sure if this applies in any way shape or form, but damn if it isn't the BEST DEATH SCENE IN HISTORY.
I feel like that's Adam Sandler's motto. I haven't seen very many of his movies, so can't personally put too much merit on the reputation of his films. But if nothing else, in the ones I have seen, Sandler steps up and owns his performance, regardless of the actual film's quality.
@@gurvmlkYeah Adam Sandler's movies are great, especially in the 90s and 2000s
It’s like some kind of Jedi mind trick where the guy really thought Jackie Chan ripped his junk off and went into shock 😂
1 dollar budget presents...
the fact that neither of those attacks are even remotely fatal is what makes this funnier
Lost Stories of the Bible
Thats the Lost Far Eastern Gospel
And then The Lord said unto his opponent "I shall decree now that you will bear no future children". He then reached into his groinal area and twisted really hard. "And you will know that I am The Lord, when I royally fuck you up, bitch". For the word of The Lord. Thanks be to Chan.
Elaborate please
😁 That dramatic musical sting at the end was the cherry on top.
"The audience needs to know when he dies"
"Okay, boss"
I’ve worked in emergency rooms for years. This is exactly how people die. Really, five stars.
Still better fighting choreography than Steven Seagal's Out For A Kill
Sometimes you have to make the best of a situation. This actor knew the paper the budget was written on was worth more than the movie but he still put it all on the line. This is what we call "dying for the art."
Had to watch it several times to truly understand the concept of dying from a kung fu penis bear trap attack
Explain to me as well
Just repeatedly watching this at work. It’s incredible.