Not A Monster [M4A] [Comedy] [Nervous Yandere Speaker x Willing Listener]

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  • Опубліковано 19 жов 2024
  • #m4f #m4a #audio #malevoice #voiceacting #roleplay #asmr #yandere
    Your (best) friend invited you to their new place to watch the world premiere of that new show you've been dying to see. Seems they've got something special planned for the evening... even though their plans always seem to go off the rails.
    (Honestly, I'm not sure how to even categorize this...?)
    WARNING: This audio involves possessive tones and mentions of (maybe?) death. The speaker discusses stalking and wanting to keep the listener with them forever. Please remember that everything in this recording is purely the fantastical imaginings of the author, and is not in any way, shape, or form, real.
    (This is an original improv by me!)
    [M4F] [M4A] [VA] [Yandere] [Willing Listener] [Comedy] [Slice-of-life]

КОМЕНТАРІ • 54

  • @amberg4131
    @amberg4131 2 роки тому +175

    "Noone can hear you in my soundproof -"
    Car horn* 🚗
    "-soundproof room!"

    • @belle167
      @belle167 Рік тому +9

      My brain has the most bizarre pre.....programmed sounds I guess is how to word it not actually but that’s as best as I can do right now uhhh anyways my brain has really bizarre pre programmed sound because I saw the car emoji and my brain went *vroom vroom* and then I got a boost of serotonin because my brain is weird and my autism and ADHD get super entertained by the stupidest things I’m so sorry for rambling I’m tired but my ADHD and insomnia are actually agreeing on something and that’s keeping me up so my brain won’t shut up and now your at the receiving end of my rants sorry again

  • @gremblygunk7933
    @gremblygunk7933 Рік тому +141

    "Yes.. yes.. I'm sorry for yelling..."
    HE SOUNDED SO DEFEATED😭

  • @YN_MC
    @YN_MC 2 роки тому +191

    "So what now?"
    "Paint me like one of your french baguettes 🥖"

  • @billa9359
    @billa9359 2 роки тому +197

    The way he talk that's kinda cute, make me fell wanna hug this creature so tight, stay with him, and say I love you

    • @NaughtPlusZero
      @NaughtPlusZero  2 роки тому +48

      He would definitely find it comforting!

    • @amberg4131
      @amberg4131 2 роки тому +27

      I love when a guy is nervous. When you realize a guy is nervous because they like you is so adorable. God I remember the day I met my bf. He was that type of guy,lot of girls wanted,good looking confident etc. And I was 100%sober and I made him blush 😊☺😄🤗. Makes you feel like a God for that moment. Oh it was so adorable watching him try to get me in the kitchen all by ourselves so he could kiss me. 💋. Good memories.

  • @artbyhobo
    @artbyhobo Рік тому +45

    this dude sounds like he never got a day of sleep in his life

  • @RubyRouge-zj8uw
    @RubyRouge-zj8uw 4 місяці тому +7

    This type of scenario is like Debbie failing to kill off Fester in 'Addams Family Values' because he thought it was no different than fun roleplay. 😆

  • @amberg4131
    @amberg4131 2 роки тому +61

    Him: "Whats your favorite kind of cookie?"
    Me: Fortune cookies

    • @NaughtPlusZero
      @NaughtPlusZero  2 роки тому +20

      How fortunate for you, he like them too! 😄

    • @amberg4131
      @amberg4131 2 роки тому +10

      @@NaughtPlusZero Cheeky Buggah

    • @wenofu477
      @wenofu477 Рік тому +8

      @@amberg4131 *British person found*

  • @alekblack7609
    @alekblack7609 Рік тому +17

    I'm not mad i was kidnapped, I'm mad that he poisoned the cookies!!!! The COOKIES!

  • @smolghostdog6756
    @smolghostdog6756 2 роки тому +102

    That ending proved he wasn't a monster! Great work!!

    • @NaughtPlusZero
      @NaughtPlusZero  2 роки тому +41

      Thanks! I really enjoy recording these sorts of "soft" yandere scenarios, because I usually imagine that everything works out in the end for the couple.

  • @tlpkai
    @tlpkai 2 роки тому +80

    It killed me when I heard "deez nuts" at 8:16 😭
    Think I might need to touch grass
    Amazing work tho, I like that this script is actually comedic. Don't see audios like this very often.
    Great work with the character, thank you for what you do :D

    • @NaughtPlusZero
      @NaughtPlusZero  2 роки тому +15

      I went back to listen to it, just to make sure I didn't slip up! 😄 And thank you, this one was mostly improv going off a rough outline I had sketched out, so I'm happy to hear that you enjoyed the writing. 😁

  • @moonwolfgirl999
    @moonwolfgirl999 2 роки тому +42

    Me: * 3 minutes in *
    OH NO OH NO!!! I TOLD everyone! Now he can’t kidnap me!

  • @fatimazafar3947
    @fatimazafar3947 2 роки тому +32

    I love cookies that’s the way to a girls heart🤧

    • @NaughtPlusZero
      @NaughtPlusZero  2 роки тому +13

      Who can resist a good cookie? 😄

    • @fallenangel2.063
      @fallenangel2.063 Рік тому +2

      I'm gonna use that advice actually
      Now :0 thank you for the idea 😊

    • @fatimazafar3947
      @fatimazafar3947 Рік тому

      @@fallenangel2.063 make sure you back it her favorite colour with a letter

  • @emonighteverything4827
    @emonighteverything4827 Рік тому +13

    "I almost had to use handcuffs."
    Getting kinky now are we? XD

  • @us3r003
    @us3r003 Рік тому +13

    Lmao that was so cute "sorry for yelling" pffft he seems harmless lololol he could've just asked us out on a date intead of going tru so much trouble,this guy haha

  • @Princessshamanarta
    @Princessshamanarta 2 роки тому +25

    It kind of reminds me a lot of the Leroux's Phantom. People often forget Leroux's Erik is bit of a guy who 'needs' to have a second persona. Otherwise he is socially inept or just fully delusional😅😅

    • @NaughtPlusZero
      @NaughtPlusZero  2 роки тому +3

      I can see that! It's a very apt description. 😎

    • @RozaVeronica
      @RozaVeronica Рік тому +1

      Omg another phantom phan! Love your comment, it's pretty accurate I love it

  • @peridotpotatoe6465
    @peridotpotatoe6465 2 роки тому +30

    Gosh darn it I hate it when Bay gets taken away by the popo😂
    Very cute as always keep it up💖💗

    • @NaughtPlusZero
      @NaughtPlusZero  2 роки тому +12

      Glad you enjoyed it! And yes, I was reading a few yandere scripts, and got to thinking, "what would happen if someone actually DID call the cops?"

  • @fatimazafar3947
    @fatimazafar3947 2 роки тому +22

    His voice so cute

  • @pbcuneta88
    @pbcuneta88 Рік тому +29

    I don't usually write comments coz I am shy, but this made me smile so I was compelled to write one. I like your dorky yandere videos. They are cute, funny and breathe of fresh air. Keep up the good work. Subscribed. 😊

    • @NaughtPlusZero
      @NaughtPlusZero  Рік тому +7

      Thank you, I'm glad you're enjoying them! 😊

  • @UnopenedBox
    @UnopenedBox Рік тому +7

    I thought it was going to be the Cookie Monster or sum 😭

  • @dusty_telescope
    @dusty_telescope 2 роки тому +42

    Found your channel just the other day, and I’m really liking what I’m seeing so far! Keep up the good work!

    • @NaughtPlusZero
      @NaughtPlusZero  2 роки тому +13

      Thank you! Glad you're enjoying the performances!

  • @Zer0Sugar69
    @Zer0Sugar69 2 роки тому +12

    smash or pass, the cookie monster

  • @KatelynFox-d2f
    @KatelynFox-d2f 7 місяців тому +3

    “What’s that? Your family… you’re friends…”😊
    “Have I done anything to them…?” **Still sounds insane**
    “No, I’m not a monster”😐
    I don’t know why I found that SO funny,

  • @SaffronSphinx
    @SaffronSphinx 2 роки тому +12

    This was a gas! I really enjoyed it!

  • @daynimladwii
    @daynimladwii Рік тому +2

    this yandere is like this-💗💗

  • @giovanmorabonilla6400
    @giovanmorabonilla6400 2 роки тому +19

    Funny I love chocolate cookies

    • @NaughtPlusZero
      @NaughtPlusZero  2 роки тому +7

      Maybe I should record alternate versions featuring different cookies...? 🙃

  • @thereader4080
    @thereader4080 8 місяців тому +2

    Why did I think it was going to be a Cookie Monster audio from Sesame Street

    • @KatelynFox-d2f
      @KatelynFox-d2f 7 місяців тому +2

      It was the picture wasn’t it😭

  • @an0m4ly.13
    @an0m4ly.13 2 роки тому +15

    I actually first this time-?
    Anyways awesome job as always ✨️

  • @yandereconnoisseur
    @yandereconnoisseur 2 місяці тому +1

    Okay but like.... Your yandere vids are my comfort food. I will not elaborate.

    • @NaughtPlusZero
      @NaughtPlusZero  2 місяці тому +2

      Yanderes are my bread-and-butter, so that's very appropriate. 😄