*at expressvpn HQ* Boss: Alright people who should we sponsor nex- Some guy’s phone: *let’s sausaaaage!* Boss: uh, Jerry who is that? Jerry: oh it’s just some guy who makes sausages Boss: This is exactly what we needed!
*makes a full length sponsered episode "So we're gonna make the express vpn sausage!" *downloads files of express vpn into a flash drive "Lets sausage!" *turns it on with another usb *grinds up a flash drive* "Now thats some tasty protection" *fills the casing* 🎵lets get sausagical, sausigcal, i wanna get sausagical with you🎵 "Will it blow?" *breaks oven clock with remains "Well folks this looks like... a robotic dump" *chews slowly* "ZERO OUTTA FIVE" BOMP BOMP BOMP BOMP BAMP
5 year old me watching Dora the Explorer: Why is she asking me questions? She can't hear me, she's just a cartoon. 25 year old me watching this: IN 3, 2, 1 LET'S SAUSAGE
"You're not ready yet..." I'm starting to think he's a sensei, he has a long bear made of sausage casing, and wrinkles reminiscent of the sears of a well-cooked link
I didn't know what to make for dinner, and in my despair, cried out to the Gods for inspiration. And then the clouds parted, and the sausage deity himself appeared and imparted his eternal wisdom unto me... Hamburger Helper for dinner. Praise the sausage.
im really happy you got to put some extra scratch into your pockets, but man advertisers are actually crazy huh? "Whose the best most prevalent voice we can get for this vpn?" "Get that funny sausage guy."
Hear me out. Chunky Applesauce Sausage, just right into the casing. Then also do one with ground pork chops, applesauce, and sauerkraut. If you don't, I might.
@@giorno_1234 ehhh.. they're only useful for torrenting if your ISP is super strict about that. I just looked into torrenting over Tor but that doesn't appear to be a good idea. You can honestly find free VPN extensions that work fine if you want to get around geo-blocking. In my case, my ISP doesn't seem to care about torrenting, so a paid VPN is utterly useless.
I dont want to like this show. Nobody really should like this show. Yet, as though the three sisters of fate have willed it, I do and so do you all... There is an ancient Chinese curse that says 'may you live in interesting times' and so we do. What I'm really saying in so many words, is 3... 2... 1... LEEEETS SAUSAAAAAAGE!!!!
Few points: To answer the question @1:29, the greatest show on earth, Rip the funnel cake method but I still think it's the way to go, And finally another great episode 5/5
the oil bit is the absolute funniest thing to me, i always forget its coming and the implication that you have to clean up after emptying an entire bottle gets me every time
I’ve never actually considered using expressVPN, despite seeing tons of ads over the years on tons of channels. This ad, however, makes me wanna get it. So genuine!
mrs. sausage went through an entire character arc this season, from shunning the Will it Blow segment to becoming an apprentice of the sausage sensei. this is why the Ordinary Sausage Show is my favorite anime.
Day 27 of asking for a pot noodle or super noodle sausage. (Instant noodles) • You can use different flavours (pick your favourite) • Cooked and Uncooked (as suggested by someone in a previous comment) • Someone suggested doing a collab with "Will it Ramen" in one of the comments previously. • Maybe use alternative brands as one commenter says these are evil brands.
I'm honestly glad to see you getting some legit sponsors now! This channel is great! ... but that also means you now should be able to get some even Weirder things to sausage! Let's get on it! (You can at least be able to afford the Olive Garden salad and breadsticks sausage I keep mentioning... c'mon, the bread is gonna absorb the water from the lettuce! It might actually hold its shape!)
The most underrated running gag of this channel is what new stupid and ridiculous way he finds to pour oil in the pan
My personal favourite is the tiny delicate brush conclusion to the more-oil-each-video arc
that and turning on the meat grinder
My favorite was when he just gently placed some in the pan from both hands.
@@spinafire that, the sausage grinder press and the sausage rendition of pop songs
Ruined
Ordinary sausage: *pulls out bag of oil*
Me: ok that’s clearly where he puts all the excess oil he spills into the pan...
Shhhh, you’re ruining the mystery of the show!
Oil sausage confirmed
Notlegitgamer GD we don’t need mr. Sausage attacked by the US military.
Let none of us speak of this ever again.
The oil bag, it's like the poop sock, but of sausage.
Please end me
The fact he had a sponsor for this video made my day
No it didn’t
Soon he'll fall victim to RAID SHADOW IMPACT KINGDOMS while decked out with only working versions of tech meant to scam the rest of us poor schmucks.
It’s great that he’s getting sponsors but VPN services are a scam unless you’re trying to use region locked content.
That was the fastest endorsement I’ve seen yet though. Most of those VPN ads go on for like 15 minutes.
Damnit. Should have waited til the end to comment.
*Gets Mrs. Sausage to do "Will it blow?"*
Ok how did you pull this one off??
The missus doing it “will it blow”? *wink*
@@mental_case she be blowing the *sausage* .
@@cursedmicrophone3687 don't objectify mrs. sausage >:( only mr.sausage can do that
by the power of love and sausages, which every anime fan knows are the two most powerful forces in the universe
Wait did she blow it or did he pull it? I’m confused
“What even is this show?” The only thing getting me through 2020, that’s what this show is.
That's also my reactions everytime 2020 pulls something outta his ass
Time stamp
This and Unus Annus
@@kieran.grant_ rip Unus Annus
@@silverdouser Gone but not forgotten
"What even is this show"
I really don't know man.
It's the sausage show. I thought it was obvious.
😐
*at expressvpn HQ*
Boss: Alright people who should we sponsor nex-
Some guy’s phone: *let’s sausaaaage!*
Boss: uh, Jerry who is that?
Jerry: oh it’s just some guy who makes sausages
Boss: This is exactly what we needed!
*makes a full length sponsered episode
"So we're gonna make the express vpn sausage!"
*downloads files of express vpn into a flash drive
"Lets sausage!"
*turns it on with another usb
*grinds up a flash drive*
"Now thats some tasty protection"
*fills the casing*
🎵lets get sausagical, sausigcal, i wanna get sausagical with you🎵
"Will it blow?"
*breaks oven clock with remains
"Well folks this looks like... a robotic dump"
*chews slowly*
"ZERO OUTTA FIVE"
BOMP BOMP BOMP BOMP BAMP
I'm really happy he got a sponsor. He is unironically one of the best creators on the platform rn.
David Dill I appreciate the time and effort spent making this comment
@@daveintheAM alright who wants to start writing Ordinary Sausage fanfics/spec scripts with me
@@junkiejackflash stop
The only thing better than ExpressVPN is a Donut Sausage.
SAUSAGE SKIN SAUSAGE
SAUSAGE SKIN SAUSAGE
But just think about how many views sausage casing sausage would get
what if he made the sausage out of the donut then put that one INTO another donut
Indeed
“it looks like a wendy’s frosty” sausage that sir
sausage a wendy’s frosty.
and fries for texture
No fries pure frosty
Dear God
cup and all
Sausage Guy: "...Or if you're drunk on a Tuesday evening"
*Me looking at half empty bottle of Jim Beam*
"Okay now you have my attention"
I was literally laying here thinking "I could really use a new Ordinary Sausage video." You are a God among men, my friend.
SO WAS IIIIII XDDDD
He lives in florida which from there we can pinpoint his location
Wtf same
He always uploads at the exact perfect moment that I need him to.
Wholesome Reddit moment 100 chungus here’s your Reddit gold kind stranger.
5 year old me watching Dora the Explorer: Why is she asking me questions? She can't hear me, she's just a cartoon.
25 year old me watching this: IN 3, 2, 1 LET'S SAUSAGE
Bruh
its... its really true though
"You're not ready yet..." I'm starting to think he's a sensei, he has a long bear made of sausage casing, and wrinkles reminiscent of the sears of a well-cooked link
You mean beard? Lol
@@Chaos-Clips What have I done
@joshua andrade No. Whenever I come back to this I wanna be reminded of my incompetence
Protopulsar lmfaoo wtf . this is a top tier comment followed by 10/10 replies .
Taking handfuls of oil out of a ziploc bag is the most hilarious thing I'd never thought I'd see.
*sings zombie
Why he's not saying sau...*starts sing sausage
There we go.
Same. I thought he was about to miss a prime opportunity for a second.
Man such a good song
I didn't know what to make for dinner, and in my despair, cried out to the Gods for inspiration. And then the clouds parted, and the sausage deity himself appeared and imparted his eternal wisdom unto me... Hamburger Helper for dinner. Praise the sausage.
Praise be!
Praise the sausage!!!
Are you drunk on a Tuesday evening?
I hope you were drunk and it was Tuesday
the first Sponsor, i'm so proud
“What even is this show”... he doesn’t know the fans don’t know and god doesn’t even know
And we all are ok with it. I'm here for the remixes and will it blows.
And yet God approves
L̵̡̜̺̳̥̖͕̖̬̩̭̥̞̫̂̾̌̑̅͐̊͑̈́́̚E̷̢̧̘̭̯̖̳͚̻͔̦̋̄̏́̽̇͗̚͜T̸̡̍̂̆̊'̵̢͚͚̮̬̥̥̲̬̘̣̦̰͆͐͠ͅS̵̲͈͖͓̘͙̺͑ͅ ̶̳̱̿̈́́́̏́̉́̔͜͝Ş̸̛̻̥̭̤̱̲͂͋͐̓̆̿͑̾̓̀̚͝A̶̭̞̬̭̦̭͒̀Ȗ̵̢̧̝̭̉̚S̶̨̫̗̦͒͂͋̇̎̔͆͋͘͜͝A̶̪͐̀̌̿̃̏̏͋͠G̵̡̛̼̻̱̱̖͕̼͍̘̤͐͊̒̐̎̒̀̉͗̿̕E̸̖̗͎̞͖̭͆͛͑͑̕
ExpressVPN knows
It's entertaining and has comical delivery. But tbh fan boy kayefabe is more fun.
Mrs. Sausage last month: Stop playing "Will It Blow"!
Mrs. Sausage now: 2:03
That's character development
Plot twist about the whole show: *Ordinary sausage himself is a sausage.*
CANNIBALISM
Its in the name hes just an ordinary sausage
If he's a sausage, how come he doesn't have sausage fingers?
Umm yea obviously
Edgar Von Rutentuten but he does tho
“Drunk on a Tuesday evening”
I come here for sausages, not personal attacks.
I REQUIRE THE BUTTER SAUSAGE NOW SIR
Bruh it would taste good but be so bad
Thatd just be melted butter in some intestine
I wouldn’t mind seeing a jalapeño sausage
Y'all really are trying to kill him, huh?
How about a Shrek sausage after that?
Bryan Adams reference confirms that Mr. Sausage is pushing 40
i dont like bryan addams myself
The "You're just not ready yet." Made me lose my god damn mind 😂
"It looks like a Wendy's frosty"
That's one thing to compare it to.
“Whether you’re a guy trying to feed his family on acsaturday night or just an adult man drunk on a Tuesday” i know you’ve probably been both
@Annistar a nuclear power plant
@Annistar the sausage lore is getting deep
im really happy you got to put some extra scratch into your pockets, but man advertisers are actually crazy huh?
"Whose the best most prevalent voice we can get for this vpn?"
"Get that funny sausage guy."
Yeah that’s pretty much how it happened
The sausage man has a sponsorship🤧🥺I’m so proud
We all are proud of him
Hear me out.
Chunky Applesauce Sausage, just right into the casing.
Then also do one with ground pork chops, applesauce, and sauerkraut. If you don't, I might.
That actually sounds good.
@@Chadmiral with pork,though
At first we were all like “he sounds like peter griffin.”
But no, Peter griffin sounds like him.
He sounds more like Dunkey
@@upyoursdotcom whats a dunkey eddie murphy in shreek???
„Drunk on a Tuesday evening“
This guy lives the German livestyle
What would have made you think that he doesn’t live the German lifestyle 24/7?
We need a "Best Hits of Mr. Sausage" with the sausage cover songs.
Can we please get this ^^ like please
Now that's what I call Sausage
What’s the song he’s singing I’ve been thinking about it for months
@@waterbottle6417 yo I know it's been a year but that's zombie by the cranberries
THANK YOU for not selling VPNs as "all-in-one security services".
You are one of the few UA-camrs not shilling them like that these days.
Yes, but all sponsors must be forwarded, for the appeasement of the sausage gods.
@tyvek05 vpns are really helpful dummy
@@giorno_1234 ehhh.. they're only useful for torrenting if your ISP is super strict about that.
I just looked into torrenting over Tor but that doesn't appear to be a good idea.
You can honestly find free VPN extensions that work fine if you want to get around geo-blocking.
In my case, my ISP doesn't seem to care about torrenting, so a paid VPN is utterly useless.
@tyvek05 well sponsors give our sausage man money to support him and his channel, and a VPN is actually very helpful!
Nobody talking about my mans getting his first sponsor.
literally every comment is about the sponsor.
@@stephenkamenar haha
“Well hey there folks were making a vpn network sausage”
Breadsticks sausages
NOA_PALADIN yes
Now
No
No
W
no
The real ordinary sausages were the friends we made along the way.
One Piece
@@RGSNate One Sausage
I really hate these type of comments
Ayo i got that
@@MrZaku-rh4qt bruh why
We’ve witnessed it here, folks, Ordinary Sausage’s first sponsorship! So proud of our boy!!
Bet he got pelted with notes from expressvpn
I dont want to like this show. Nobody really should like this show. Yet, as though the three sisters of fate have willed it, I do and so do you all... There is an ancient Chinese curse that says 'may you live in interesting times' and so we do. What I'm really saying in so many words, is 3... 2... 1... LEEEETS SAUSAAAAAAGE!!!!
"it's like eating at chilli's" MADE MY DAY
he is very poop-obsessive
I feel like he preparing Mrs Sausage for the day he needs a break from our nonsense, but still wants to bless us with a video
The oil in the bag was the best thing I ever seen
I’m gonna give this a 5.5 out of 5
the unholy way this man put oil in that pan haunts my dreams
everything about this is unholy, what’s your point
i mean, you’re not wrong
"and just like that I have access to my forbidden shows"
"What even is this show?"
I don't know either but it's goddamn beautiful
He's been claimed by expressvpn. Their empire grows bigger
Sausage man: *dose a new flavour of sausage everyone is excited about*
Me:
*LET'S SAUSAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
2:08
Friend: what instrument do you play?
Me, an intellectual: *i play the sausage blow*
The “hey der” folks is what cures cancer
"welcome back... _I guess_ "
the ziploc bag of oil had me crying. love to see youre getting sponsorships, keep up the quality king
When Mr.Sausage posts a video 3 minutes before my online class
*Yeah, I got time*
But video is almost 5 minutes
@@tomorrowisyesterday3215 theres always enough time to stop time for sausage
@@toula6312 ah.. good point
Imagine being a sponsor and having to make the promotion url end with /sausage
Few points:
To answer the question @1:29, the greatest show on earth,
Rip the funnel cake method but I still think it's the way to go,
And finally another great episode 5/5
Never have I ever been more excited to see a channel grow to the point of getting a sponsor more than this funnee sausage man
So glad you got sponsors , this is really what the internet is about ! Sharing with strangers the love for sausages and humour.
I'm already imagining the bounty sponsorship
"And just like that, I have access to all of my forbidden shows."
*Shows ExpressVPN in Japan*
(￢⌣￢)
SOMEBODY ELSE NOTICED IT I'M PHYSICALLY DYING HERE
My thoughts exactly
Our boy got sponsored! He's made it! I'm so proud!
the oil bit is the absolute funniest thing to me, i always forget its coming and the implication that you have to clean up after emptying an entire bottle gets me every time
Does anyone else do a shoulder sway when he says “Let’s Sausage!”..... just me? Ok damn.
This is one of those channels that you randomly watch at 3 am.
corn on the cob-sauge
literally corn on the cob in a casing
I second the motion.
Homie got a sponsor, how beautiful.
“Or if you’re an adult whose drunk on a Tuesday”, bro just fucking @ me lmao
Please never stop this shenanigans.
Now people are paying him for his abominations to gastronomy!
How dare you call abomination to the one true sausage gospel?
@@Chicopajiso once I made mac and cheese stuffed meatloaf and I consider it an abomination but that didn't make it any less tasty
I feel offended over the Tuesday evening statement
is it because its true? it's usually because it's true.
So disappointed that the video's sponsor wasn't Hamburger Helper.
I’ve never actually considered using expressVPN, despite seeing tons of ads over the years on tons of channels. This ad, however, makes me wanna get it. So genuine!
mrs. sausage went through an entire character arc this season, from shunning the Will it Blow segment to becoming an apprentice of the sausage sensei. this is why the Ordinary Sausage Show is my favorite anime.
Day 27 of asking for a pot noodle or super noodle sausage. (Instant noodles)
• You can use different flavours (pick your favourite)
• Cooked and Uncooked (as suggested by someone in a previous comment)
• Someone suggested doing a collab with "Will it Ramen" in one of the comments previously.
• Maybe use alternative brands as one commenter says these are evil brands.
+1
i can imagine uncooked causing some grief with the grinder
"It's like eating at chillis." Got me
Why doesn’t he have more subscribers, honestly
never mind will it blow- willl it COST to subscribe
That “will it blow?” Took me off guard
My man out here getting sponsors, congrats my man it’s fun to see you grow your channel
First time seeing an official “half-star”!
Me when a cute girl grazes my thigh when passing by: 2:24
That just looks wrong on so many levels! 😂😂
Congrats on the sponsor man! Been here since 200k its great to see you grow!
the oil gag is becoming my absolute favorite, Please keep them coming
Imagine if the last thing FBI man sees is express vpn /sausage I think they’d be scared
Petition for a vegemite sausage video, in which the opening statement is “Let’s Glizzy!”
Normal People: what do you put in your sausages
Ordinary sausage: yes
i still am not losing my streak day 3 of me recommending a cracker sausage
"What even is this show?"
I don't know! But it won't stop me from loving it!
One word in this title isn’t a food... that’s when you know it’s a good video
Sausage dad, please don't let Raid: Shadow Legends sponsor you, I still have respect for you, please
"The raid shadow legend sausage!"
*just shoves dog poop in a casing*
as a former Wendy's employee, I can confirm that indeed does look like a Frosty
"Adult drunk on a Tuesday evening." I feel attacked.
I’m so proud of you for getting ads and sponsors:)))
Imagine being lucky enough to have your sausage art used when he has something that ends in .5 so they get all three of their designs
I love you Mr Sausage
Congratulations your first, just saying
you supposed to say daddy
And sausage god loves us too
Your first and you didn't say oMg Im FiRsT thank you
Wholesome
"Today's sausage episode is brought to you by RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS
i think the likes and dislikes should be if we agree with his assessment or not
Please never stop.. I'm loving the sausage show.
Also a big fan of sausages
I love this channel sm, and I find it a bit strange how addicting it is
I love the elaborate ways he shoots the video steps
The most confused sponsorship I’ve ever seen but it was also the most convincing.
I'm honestly glad to see you getting some legit sponsors now! This channel is great!
... but that also means you now should be able to get some even Weirder things to sausage! Let's get on it!
(You can at least be able to afford the Olive Garden salad and breadsticks sausage I keep mentioning... c'mon, the bread is gonna absorb the water from the lettuce! It might actually hold its shape!)
Only this guy can make a sponsor portion entertaining with nothing but his expressive hands and Peter Griffin voice
The grinder says "MEAT!" on the side as if it's desperately trying to remind you what sausages are supposed to be made of