@@Jisoo-codedI sell like 99% of my stuff with the shipping bin, but sometimes in the early game I may be short on cash and desperately need more G asap, but even then I usually just go fishing at the ocean and then sell my fish to Willy before he closes
So Pierre selling your crops isn’t the problem as that’s what his job is for as he is a distributor. The issue is that he blames bad crops on you while passing your best crops as his own. He also clearly uses your crops to win the fall festival
@@ulysses7157 yeah, Lewis is at least honor bound to the wishes of your dead grandpa. Pierre is just a crook who smiles in public, Caroline should've stayed with Rasmodius honestly.
i understand that Pierre has to mark up in order to stay afloat, but it's the part where he claims to have personally grown the crops i sold him that i start wanting to run him *and* morris out of town and become the valley's direct-selling queen of produce
It's not even an understanding. It's an expectation. If I sell something to a retail place, I expect them to sell it for 3x as much. But yeah, the issue is lying about the origin.
That and he has a dialogue where he talks about wanting to open a bunch of new stores and become filthy rich (Not sure if this a new line added for 1.6 or it was there before) but yeah he's any better than Joja imo, probably the exact same as when Joja got started. I feel like he has less of a small business owner mindset and more of a start up mindset lol.
It's even worse than that. If you sell him good quality crops- yes he'll lie and say he's grown them himself. BUT if they're poor quality then he'll have no problem saying that the crops are from the farmer. WTF. (I always choose the Joja route because I'm petty and I play with the Expanded mod anyway.)
I dont mind pierre marking up the products you sell him. Thats just business. What bothers me is he takes credit for the good ones, and everyone think i only grow awful crops.
I keep this sword on me. And this pickaxe, this hoe, this regular axe, this scythe, this watering can, this fishing rod AND this gold pan as well. I'm practically a walking tool shed
That's gross, please don't even make comments like that. How would you feel if someone said that about you. I get your joking but really you know that's not right.
The most devious thing about him reselling your crops isn't increase in price it's the fact that he takes credit for your crops and if they are of high quality and the customers comment on it Pierre claim it's due to him growing it himself
LMAO Pierre trying to punch the farmer is probably the funniest part of this. Pierre, I'd LOVE to see you try that. hahaha.. Also, going straight to Joja instead of just filling his shop full of bombs was a perfect reaction to it too.
That dude doesn't even blink when he buys a million dollars worth of aged starfruit wine from me. I think Pierre could buy and sell that town with zero effort.
I have to say, you make Morris look *good.* He needed the glow up haha! 😂 still will never side with Joja ever, personally, but it's nice to see Pierre get what's coming to him after his questionable decisions haha.
It's not that he resells them for a profit, it's that when he resells gold quality crops he claims he grew them, but when he resells normal quality crops (which the other villagers think are gross) he tells people you grew them.
@@PraetorHesperus The farmer should've explicitly mentioned that in the video, in my opinion. Otherwise it's just the farmer complaining about what a grocer is supposed to do? "I don't mind you turning my crops for a profit, Pierre, but what I hate is your DISHONESTY."
I guess this really really need context of the game to get it. I don’t play it and all i see is the guy being completely unreasonably being destroyed for just do his job xD
This is a fun film, though the game is pretty upfront about Pierre selling your crops If you talk to your neighbors often, you get frequent complements about how delicious they are
The issue is when the quality is low, they question you, and when it's high quality, they praise Pierre as he claims that he grew those crops, not you.
@@Hyenadont I have a feeling that we are interpreting the phrasing differently. I always took it that my neighbors made the comment to me, because they knew I had grown/crafted it.
@@itsgonnabeanaurfromme So, I consulted Google, and found a screenshot of the comment in question, so, you are right Interestingly though, I have never actually gotten this comment in any of my playthroughs The Villagers always just tell me that they *Bought* it at Pierre's and what they cooked with it
Pelican Town is a really disfunctional place. A corrupt mayor, a drunken bus driver, a homeless dude living in a tent... and Willy giving me his rod. What a place. Truly terrible.
@@Abcwhateveryeah he uses the towns tax money to buy himself stuff, like a giant golden statue of himself, instead of funding repairs-like the bus and community center.
Serves him right, but even so, at least in the funny farming game, it'll take a bit more than just Pierre (and Lewis)'s miserable existences to convince me to give into amazon
I agree, especially when your backstory is being fed up with your life as a corporate drone for Joja it would only make sense to want to have little to do with them as possible.
The first year is rough. I buy the backpacks and some essentials. But, as soon as I get that coffee bean or ancient seed, I no long need Pierre. There is a darker path. Were the community center is built. Joja goes out of business. Pierre watches helplessly as I rack millions of coin, while not spending a dime at his shop. He is forced to open shop 7 days a week. Meanwhile I purposefully shop at Krobus and the Dwarf. I even stop at Marnie's and Robin's carpentry shop.
You know its funny, I've played this game since it came out, and didnt know Pierre takes credit for your crops until last year because i just never sell to him. it al goes to the shipping bin
I think it still happens if you shipping bin your crops. Lewis only “collects” them and I’ve gotten ‘wow your crops were trash but Pierre said he just happened to grow the *gold item you just shipped* himself’ after only shipping binning my crops.
Yeah, in a capitalist society, that's literally the only way stores and businesses can survive. If he sold the farmer's crops for the same amount he bought them, Pierre would've gone out of business pretty much instantly without being able to make a profit.
@@jeremytee4793I mean sure, the other option is the society steals the crops from farmers to feed the wealthy or the powerful make a coerced deal with the farmers, a trade of defense for food. Western society, even in more socialist societies, do however run off profit as if the store is too stingy for the farmer then the farmer will switch occupations and if the store is a money pit then it will be a problem for the owner (government in this instance) they will start stacking up debt which will eventually turn into higher taxes.
The problem is, he claims he grew the quality ones himself, and that you grew the "average" ones, which the customers will tell you they don't like as much. Willy, on the other hand, is honest when he sells someone your fish, at least!
This is exactly why Pierre has never and will never beat me with his grange display. I win every year and then have my farmer run around him while I yell out loud: “SUCK IT PIERRE!!!”
It was a genuinely bold choice of ConcernedApe to make the one guy in Pelican Town with whom the player SHOULD have the best working relationship, into a lying, scheming, greedy little toad of a human being. Pierre is second only to Sam for being the crappiest deadbeat in town.
I'd feel bad for the man if he wasn't an asshole. His daughter isn't really his, a megacorp is practising anticompetitive sale warfare and trying to crush his shop with bulk alone. He works during every single holiday and gets to have a single day off a week. Too bad the reasons for this are impure as hell.
Pierre looking just enough like Harrison Ford's character in Apocalypse Now to make this video that much more interesting Edit: that music had one SICK BREAKDOWN
I don't necessarily mind him reselling my crops. What I do mind is that he tries to do so at the most outrageous price he can get away with, and yes, he takes credit for the crops. Which is kinda nuts he'd even try that considering it's a town of like 16 people and you're the only one with a farm.
I didnt know Joja Mart buys the community center if you get their membership. That being said- I never get anything from Jojamart unless Pierre's is closed, and 90% of the time I forget that's even an option. 😅
recently, i was discussing with a friend about the best fathers in fiction. i asked her to consider a crimelord with a kill count of hundreds versus pierre, and we both agreed: pierre is still the worse father
Pierre is my trash fave, so the ending made me kind of sad lol, he's trash but I give him the benefit of the doubt on him only hating Joja because it was bigger then him.
I am so glad this was created. I have taken this stance with my wife that Pierre is garbo from day one. Dude is a straight mob boss running a small towns economy and removes competitors through unscrupulous means. Thats why I always marry Abigail. Not gonna ice me out Pierre.
If only we got to see some of that delicious Joja Cola Blue. It's always a tough choice between sticking it to your old employer Joja or letting Pierre just how much you don't like him.
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Pierre and Morris are villains but… Pierre’s shop is a shorter walk.
And he is the father in law of many farmers...
but the shipping bin is even closer
@@Jisoo-codedI sell like 99% of my stuff with the shipping bin, but sometimes in the early game I may be short on cash and desperately need more G asap, but even then I usually just go fishing at the ocean and then sell my fish to Willy before he closes
@@Jisoo-coded Yeah but I can't buy stuff from the Shipping Bin... I don't sell shit to neither of them.
@@genzi78514 i thought that was the wizard
So Pierre selling your crops isn’t the problem as that’s what his job is for as he is a distributor.
The issue is that he blames bad crops on you while passing your best crops as his own. He also clearly uses your crops to win the fall festival
Thats why you never sell your crops to him. Sell them in the bin as per usual.
@@ulysses7157 yeah, Lewis is at least honor bound to the wishes of your dead grandpa. Pierre is just a crook who smiles in public, Caroline should've stayed with Rasmodius honestly.
@@ulysses7157omg i thought i was the only one that did this😭you’ll never catch me giving pierre anything bro
Yeah, I only sell to Pierre when I need cash that day. Otherwise it goes in the bin.
wait, people sell to Pierre??
i understand that Pierre has to mark up in order to stay afloat, but it's the part where he claims to have personally grown the crops i sold him that i start wanting to run him *and* morris out of town and become the valley's direct-selling queen of produce
It's not even an understanding. It's an expectation. If I sell something to a retail place, I expect them to sell it for 3x as much. But yeah, the issue is lying about the origin.
That and he has a dialogue where he talks about wanting to open a bunch of new stores and become filthy rich (Not sure if this a new line added for 1.6 or it was there before) but yeah he's any better than Joja imo, probably the exact same as when Joja got started.
I feel like he has less of a small business owner mindset and more of a start up mindset lol.
@@trinityhill9146oh! I didn’t even see that! Gotta play it again
It's even worse than that. If you sell him good quality crops- yes he'll lie and say he's grown them himself. BUT if they're poor quality then he'll have no problem saying that the crops are from the farmer. WTF.
(I always choose the Joja route because I'm petty and I play with the Expanded mod anyway.)
Nothing wrong with Morris. Joja provides food and jobs to the community
*This video was funded by Joja Corporation.
I dont mind pierre marking up the products you sell him. Thats just business. What bothers me is he takes credit for the good ones, and everyone think i only grow awful crops.
I keep this sword on me. And this pickaxe, this hoe, this regular axe, this scythe, this watering can, this fishing rod AND this gold pan as well. I'm practically a walking tool shed
Don't forget the return septor and the horse flute 🤣
good... now take his wife
if only
Leaving him with the cheater, raising some other man's child is the worse outcome.
true!
That's gross, please don't even make comments like that. How would you feel if someone said that about you. I get your joking but really you know that's not right.
@@lukebubar7126awww did your wife's boyfriend run off with her?
"i keep this sword on me" got me good 10/10
Then it's the Galaxy sword ❤️
I totally forgot that he has a sword to fight
The poor community center junimos getting caught in the crossfire and getting evicted:
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0:57 This is so wrong. The trash in Stardew Valley often contains valuable stuff, unlike Pierre
This feels like it was very cathartic to make. He’s been holding on to these gripes for a looong time 😂
Dude, we all have.....we ALL have.
cant wait for haunted chocolatier.
The most devious thing about him reselling your crops isn't increase in price it's the fact that he takes credit for your crops and if they are of high quality and the customers comment on it Pierre claim it's due to him growing it himself
LMAO Pierre trying to punch the farmer is probably the funniest part of this. Pierre, I'd LOVE to see you try that. hahaha.. Also, going straight to Joja instead of just filling his shop full of bombs was a perfect reaction to it too.
Pierre has hands, he launched Morris into the sun
@@crimsonraen Don't dis the guy that launched Morris into orbit.
@@johnpett1955 he what??
I always visit Pierre twice a week and give him some tree sap just to watch him get upset.
LMAO
I like to imagine slathering a bunch of sap on their hands when I gift it
"I keep this sword ON ME. This is a WEAPON. The people of this town let me bring it ANYWHERE.
If you think Pierre wasn't bad enough, remember that he kept a secret stash of cash hidden from his wife on the bookshelf of their bedroom
That dude doesn't even blink when he buys a million dollars worth of aged starfruit wine from me. I think Pierre could buy and sell that town with zero effort.
I have to say, you make Morris look *good.* He needed the glow up haha! 😂 still will never side with Joja ever, personally, but it's nice to see Pierre get what's coming to him after his questionable decisions haha.
But aren't shop keepers supposed to turn a profit on the goods they buy from a producer?
It's not that he resells them for a profit, it's that when he resells gold quality crops he claims he grew them, but when he resells normal quality crops (which the other villagers think are gross) he tells people you grew them.
@@PraetorHesperus The farmer should've explicitly mentioned that in the video, in my opinion. Otherwise it's just the farmer complaining about what a grocer is supposed to do?
"I don't mind you turning my crops for a profit, Pierre, but what I hate is your DISHONESTY."
Yeah ofc. The Pierre hate is irrational and unwarranted
I guess this really really need context of the game to get it. I don’t play it and all i see is the guy being completely unreasonably being destroyed for just do his job xD
@@ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlocklooks like we found Pierre’s account!
This is a fun film, though the game is pretty upfront about Pierre selling your crops
If you talk to your neighbors often, you get frequent complements about how delicious they are
The issue is when the quality is low, they question you, and when it's high quality, they praise Pierre as he claims that he grew those crops, not you.
@@Hyenadont I have a feeling that we are interpreting the phrasing differently. I always took it that my neighbors made the comment to me, because they knew I had grown/crafted it.
@@TinyOasishuh? That doesn't make sense. They literally tell you they think Pierre grew those crops
@@itsgonnabeanaurfromme So, I consulted Google, and found a screenshot of the comment in question, so, you are right
Interestingly though, I have never actually gotten this comment in any of my playthroughs
The Villagers always just tell me that they *Bought* it at Pierre's and what they cooked with it
@@TinyOasis yeah, you've gotta sell a bunch of gold/iridium quality crops and then you'll have the interaction.
Pelican Town is a really disfunctional place. A corrupt mayor, a drunken bus driver, a homeless dude living in a tent... and Willy giving me his rod. What a place. Truly terrible.
Nah Linus is the only smart one of that bunch you mentioned. Don't have to pay property tax to a corrupt mayor if you don't own property.
And you know it's strange when Willy giving us his rod is the best part of it all
The mayor is corrupt?
@Abcwhatever the mayor has been stealing tax money to fund a golden statue of himself
@@Abcwhateveryeah he uses the towns tax money to buy himself stuff, like a giant golden statue of himself, instead of funding repairs-like the bus and community center.
Pierre can do whatever he wants, as with the right hand of modding and the left hand of dedication his wife and daughter are mine >:D
"Left hand of dedication"
Is that what we're calling it when we do that, now?
@@theonlyron My apologies, I am left-handed, did not think to include the righties 😔
@@terrified057t4The world bends to the righties. We lefties can have this win at least.
@@terrified057t4 I am also left-handed! I'd shake your hand out of respect, but considering the topic of conversation...
@@theonlyron 😂 jesus christ
Serves him right, but even so, at least in the funny farming game, it'll take a bit more than just Pierre (and Lewis)'s miserable existences to convince me to give into amazon
I agree, especially when your backstory is being fed up with your life as a corporate drone for Joja it would only make sense to want to have little to do with them as possible.
The first year is rough. I buy the backpacks and some essentials. But, as soon as I get that coffee bean or ancient seed, I no long need Pierre. There is a darker path. Were the community center is built. Joja goes out of business. Pierre watches helplessly as I rack millions of coin, while not spending a dime at his shop. He is forced to open shop 7 days a week. Meanwhile I purposefully shop at Krobus and the Dwarf. I even stop at Marnie's and Robin's carpentry shop.
Someone finally did their evil run of stardew :P
You know its funny, I've played this game since it came out, and didnt know Pierre takes credit for your crops until last year because i just never sell to him. it al goes to the shipping bin
I think it still happens if you shipping bin your crops. Lewis only “collects” them and I’ve gotten ‘wow your crops were trash but Pierre said he just happened to grow the *gold item you just shipped* himself’ after only shipping binning my crops.
This goes so hard!!!
I loved the storyline in this one, peak writing, with both charakters having convincing parts in the argument.
Little does Pierre know that even his daughter is off-brand
He knows - that Pierre secret stash you find in their bedroom is his gay porn collection.
OOOOHHHH
God i absolutely love these! Thank you for your hard work!
Glad you're enjoying!
Yeah best low key humor on YT 😊
The gold throwing 😂
Pierre: *paints 'Shoppe' in fine print on his sign* "There! i'm only claiming to own the shop and not the stock."
farmer keeps that mf thang on him, ever since bats started appearing on his plantation.
"You're reselling my calliflower at a higher price!"
Yes, that is what a grocery shop normally does. Buy and resell things.
Yeah, in a capitalist society, that's literally the only way stores and businesses can survive. If he sold the farmer's crops for the same amount he bought them, Pierre would've gone out of business pretty much instantly without being able to make a profit.
That happens in any society
@@marcar9marcar972 no, its strictly a capitalist process. not every society holds profit motive as paramount.
@@jeremytee4793I mean sure, the other option is the society steals the crops from farmers to feed the wealthy or the powerful make a coerced deal with the farmers, a trade of defense for food.
Western society, even in more socialist societies, do however run off profit as if the store is too stingy for the farmer then the farmer will switch occupations and if the store is a money pit then it will be a problem for the owner (government in this instance) they will start stacking up debt which will eventually turn into higher taxes.
The problem is, he claims he grew the quality ones himself, and that you grew the "average" ones, which the customers will tell you they don't like as much. Willy, on the other hand, is honest when he sells someone your fish, at least!
2:39 I was seriously expecting to hear "Let's see what your loot table is."
2:59 the way I briefly thought he was taking his shirt off lmao
... and in the next episode, we see Pierre mopping floors at Joja, and Sam working at the museum.
Between Pierre and Lewis, after doing my first few playthroughs with the community center, I now 100 percent go the Joja route each and every time.
He always takes credit for my hard work and if it’s good it’s him if it’s bad it’s me
"The man who's gifted a farm wants peace, but pierre corrupted thee" sun tzu (probably)
I am all here for the Joja arc.
Now go for Marnie next!
I don't know what kind of movie magic you're pulling off here but I love it.
How can you cheat a man with that strong of a stache
i love the last scene of the farmer throwing all his money
That whole town is full of shifty people.
Dude just casually whips out a sword with a galaxy in it.
2:46 I thought he was gonna marry Abigail
I always love hearing the Stardew sound effects being used😂Pierre deserved it
This is exactly why Pierre has never and will never beat me with his grange display. I win every year and then have my farmer run around him while I yell out loud: “SUCK IT PIERRE!!!”
This is why I play with a mod that lets me run my own market stall and deny both of Pierre and Morris any profit
Marry his daughter and then divorce her
Except that she isn't even his daughter
@ yeah but he doesn’t know that … probably
Turn his grandchildren into birds, refuse to elaborate.
@@terriblej6107 He does mention that he doesn't know if she is his daughter.
Goblin Destroyer was a nice touch.
Yeah I went the Joja Mart route too. I also married Isabella too.
Farmer goes rogue!🤬😂Fun to hear Pierre clap back too, he gets SO much hate. Great work!
It was a genuinely bold choice of ConcernedApe to make the one guy in Pelican Town with whom the player SHOULD have the best working relationship, into a lying, scheming, greedy little toad of a human being. Pierre is second only to Sam for being the crappiest deadbeat in town.
I'd feel bad for the man if he wasn't an asshole. His daughter isn't really his, a megacorp is practising anticompetitive sale warfare and trying to crush his shop with bulk alone. He works during every single holiday and gets to have a single day off a week.
Too bad the reasons for this are impure as hell.
wont lie, the man himself is slimy- but i do like that his wife basically roofied us with tea 😂 plus i pray to Yoba in his house so....
Wait... I put all my crops in the box...
IS THE MAYOR IN ON IT TOO?!
Its even more awkward if you married his daughter
Pulled the wool over his eyes with the cauliflower….
Whoa whoa whoa Pierre throwing hands here.
He had it coming. Every play through I help him.. and he is always closed when I need him. Why wait when you can pay
Find a man who loves you as much as pierre loves PROFITS
Pierre looking just enough like Harrison Ford's character in Apocalypse Now to make this video that much more interesting
Edit: that music had one SICK BREAKDOWN
"You got a fine wife Pierre..."
This might be my favorite episode.
Why did the joja montage go so hard 😂 morris looks awesome lmao
Damn went for his grain display
I don't necessarily mind him reselling my crops. What I do mind is that he tries to do so at the most outrageous price he can get away with, and yes, he takes credit for the crops. Which is kinda nuts he'd even try that considering it's a town of like 16 people and you're the only one with a farm.
I feel like everyone who went the Joja route did it to spite Pierre
That farmer has swagger
I thought he was going to walk into Caroline's tea room
I didnt know Joja Mart buys the community center if you get their membership.
That being said- I never get anything from Jojamart unless Pierre's is closed, and 90% of the time I forget that's even an option. 😅
Farmer shopped at joja mart ever? Sounds like i know the real villain
but he acknowledges reselling local crops
This did put a smile on my face
Lol, upgrade his cash register from Clint..?! 😂 Gold..!
recently, i was discussing with a friend about the best fathers in fiction. i asked her to consider a crimelord with a kill count of hundreds versus pierre, and we both agreed: pierre is still the worse father
Shared this to r/fuckpierre lol
I was hoping someone would lol
thats how I found this lol
He’s still closed on Wednesdays
I've said this is in the short but this right here is why we install the mod to romance his wife
The right to bear swords shall not be infringed
I am literally on my first Joja run. Started 2 days ago. Perfect timing Matt
I actually do sometimes want to do a Joja Mart run just to spite Pierre, even knowing it would be death for the town.
Pierre is my trash fave, so the ending made me kind of sad lol, he's trash but I give him the benefit of the doubt on him only hating Joja because it was bigger then him.
Is this my sign to go joja mart?
Bloody well done.
This is amazing! My favorite one yet!
I am so glad this was created.
I have taken this stance with my wife that Pierre is garbo from day one. Dude is a straight mob boss running a small towns economy and removes competitors through unscrupulous means.
Thats why I always marry Abigail. Not gonna ice me out Pierre.
YESSS I LOVE THESE STARDEW SKITS :D
"I keep the sword on me" every day baby 😎
The dark ending.
If farmers sold their produce directly to consumers, most of it would would rot, and the people would starve to death.
Be ruthless, marry Abigail ('yummy! Quartz!') so Pierre has no family to rely upon.
The obsidian edge
Say what you want about Pierre, but that man will sell you twelve separate bouquets for twelve separate people without telling a SOUL
Me in 6 out 10 runs because buying the auto petter feels so good
...So he REALLY was struggling. The farmer ruined him and his family. RIP.
Been a while since I played stardew valley.
From what I remember Perrier does suck.
If only we got to see some of that delicious Joja Cola Blue. It's always a tough choice between sticking it to your old employer Joja or letting Pierre just how much you don't like him.
Lol this is legit I think we all wanted to say this to Pierre in stardew Valley😂