I'm all for anyone doing comedy but Brandon just always has seemed a bit fake. All power to folks going after whatever but dude just isn't funny in my opinion. It's like he's doing an impression of somebody that he thinks is funny.
Joey Martinez not always all about how long you've been doing it .. Like Johnny cash played guitar for 60 years and yet there are 8 year olds that were better than him .. Like I understand what you mean but schaub absolutely kills at the store it's incredible
mitchdolphinsfan2 BULLSHIT. I'm no Brendan hater, actually like him, but he isn't selling out arenas. He is doing shows based on his personality, his podcast, his fight career, it isn't on the merit of comedy legacy. Like I said, I like Brendan, but it would only help him if he didn't let his ego get ahead of him.
Crocodile King is from the year 1231, and alien hybrids from the year 3112 teleported to the past to pick him up, and drop him in modern day to bless society with his prophetic message through Kill Tony Proof: 12:31
So Michael Lehermer.. also from second city improv.. how weird. I thought at first this was the great Michael Leher with ALS we've all come to know and love.
I was just watching the video after crocodile king was leaving. I noticed it was at 19:90 and that's the year I was born. I watched it until 20:17 and was thinking about how quickly time has gone by. What am I doing with my life?
I've seen every episode of Kill Tony some of them more than once and I have to say, the guest I have hated the most over multiple episodes is Sarah Tiana
1:37:52 Yeah maybe don't set up a question sayings it's going to be the best question you ever asked. Lol Had he chose not to say that first he likely wouldn't have fumbled the delivery so bad, He lost any chance to score on what was actually a pretty decent joke.
@@troy8423 Lmao. Agreed. It’s mind-blowing how some of these guest have been doing comedy 10-15+ years and they’re no funnier than washed up tv host doing an Ellen interview.
1:21:25 this guy is straight up LYING when he says French is his first language. his pronounciation is terrible (and sounds nothing like a Quebec/Montreal accent) and what he said didn't make sense gramitically... source: i speak french
That Indian guy's french is terrible. It' worst than Google translator. He's missing a whole part of his sentence. Any amount of money he's getting paid for subtitles is too much.
Where can we see your stand up? BTW no one is teaching anyone on the podcast either, so you failed, just like your life! Burn!🔥P.S. A jealous comedian wannabe calling some of the top professional comedians hacks = PRICELESS 😂
God crocodiles set was the first set in a while that had me laughing out loud. Yea he was tryna get a bit of banter in but it just turned into roast crocodile time and they didn’t even have good jokes or roasts. Sad really
source is hd (720p, sometimes even 1080p) problem is my bandwidth have to compress before uploading to shrink files sorry bout that uploads would take days otherwise sorry man
When pat and Jeremiah act up I lose it 😂
I’m watching this episode and I’m almost peeing myself with the waiter improv segment with Jeremiah and pat
*IT SUCKS TO MISBEHAVE IN COMEDY!* That killed me 😅 rip Pat
Funny to see Brendan constantly looking at Tony to see if he's laughing and if it's okay to laugh lol
Yea, no way he is just feeling a connection with Tony and is just living in the moment.
I'm all for anyone doing comedy but Brandon just always has seemed a bit fake. All power to folks going after whatever but dude just isn't funny in my opinion. It's like he's doing an impression of somebody that he thinks is funny.
You're the man for these uploads!
My pleasure. I love Kill Tony. Nothing makes me laugh more. Nothing.
You rule for posting all these up
Tony and Brendan The good old days!!! lol 😂
25:04 Jeremiah Watkins alone is an excuse to watch all of kill Tony
The amount of times Tony has to say Crocodile has be in fucking tears right now
Wish I knew what was cut out around minute 55.
Did Tony call Schaub one of the greatest comedians in the world during introductions?! Wtf 🤦🏻♂️
What a joke. Brendan is the male Amy Shumer. Cringe, hard to watch and you know they did not earn they’re stripes
He's Amy x10... and I think she's unbearable
On the # 1 live podcast in the world that’s not live. No way!
I can't get enough of this show lol
I’m at the point where I almost never listen to other podcasts bc I wanna watch these unwatched ‘sodes. Except for ymh and kats ofc
@@chucklefizz what's kats?
King and the sting podcast
@@chucklefizz dumb
Brendan Schaub, was more fun then the recent 10 year aniversary with Rogan and Segura.
Sad but true. Joe and tom did not want to be there
comedians value brendan schaub's advice
LOL
"Who let the slum dogs out". Answer: "The Bombay Men" should have gotten a better laugh haha. Brilliant response
Carlos Mencia loves this show.
Say what you want about brendan, he didn't leave a man hanging lol
@Michael Corleone Your life is gross.... GET ROASTED 🔥
@Michael Corleone hahahahaha
schaub giving advice to comedians who have been doing it 5 times as long as he has lmao
Joey Martinez not always all about how long you've been doing it .. Like Johnny cash played guitar for 60 years and yet there are 8 year olds that were better than him .. Like I understand what you mean but schaub absolutely kills at the store it's incredible
Do they sell out venues too?
UA-cam vloggers sell out venues. Doesn't really make them qualified to advice people on stand up comedy though.
Blazed and Confused schaub is a stand up COMEDIAN who sells out venues for COMEDY.. who wouldn't want his advice ?
mitchdolphinsfan2 BULLSHIT. I'm no Brendan hater, actually like him, but he isn't selling out arenas. He is doing shows based on his personality, his podcast, his fight career, it isn't on the merit of comedy legacy.
Like I said, I like Brendan, but it would only help him if he didn't let his ego get ahead of him.
Why the name Crockodile? I teleport
"way too excited cant do that" totally felt that its tru
D'Elia's laugh in the background at 18:45😂😂😂
Bro is that Delia? Lol cuz it does sound just like him
@@georgethomas5417 yes at the very start tony says they see him in the audience
Crocodile King is from the year 1231, and alien hybrids from the year 3112 teleported to the past to pick him up, and drop him in modern day to bless society with his prophetic message through Kill Tony
Proof: 12:31
how many fucking times is this girl gonna make the airhorn noise
Anyone know what those hard edits at about 55 minutes in are about? The audio seems smooth but the video says I missed something 😅
What did Chris Delia yell out when crocodile guy was up?
He saw an opportunity to repeatedly cheat on his pregnant girlfriend.
Comedy
Anyone can have a go
but not everyone should
Lol what the heck
Holy shit Pat made these old episodes almost unwatchable
Watch episodes 184 with greg fitzsimmons. Patty has the best joke
1:21:27 LOL there's no way this guy does french subtitles. He barely speaks french
why the name crocodile? "I teleport"
Crocodile King needs a golden ticket. Help the homeless out.
Hey just want to say i appreciate the FUCK out of you for uploading these.
"We got the douche bags, we got Sarah Tiana "
Schaub and Sarah flirting the entire time lol
So Michael Lehermer.. also from second city improv.. how weird. I thought at first this was the great Michael Leher with ALS we've all come to know and love.
When they first called his name, that was my thought as well.
I thought the same thing
Is it??
Brendan -repeats-the-latest-joke-and-laughs- Schaub
He said “I tele-port”
Schaub giving props to uncle chael for the ability to be a comedian. Redban coming in with brock lesnar was good.
Anyone know the song redban plags at 41:40 ?
I was just watching the video after crocodile king was leaving. I noticed it was at 19:90 and that's the year I was born. I watched it until 20:17 and was thinking about how quickly time has gone by. What am I doing with my life?
-philosopher
Dude
there is only 60 seconds in a minute, so tell me, how did it say say 19:90?
did you just make up a time that doesn't exist so you could make a weird joke? 19:90?
Are u alive
Whats a briant rebblam?
God damn five years ago
We are all a little bit Crocodile King on the inside.
staguar certainly not
could you imagine if they made Brendon do a minute......
yeah...I've seen him do an hour live. It was pretty great. Have you ever seen him live?
@1:30:05 “I feel like you’re in 2019” oh shit
why is patty reagan the worst?
I've seen every episode of Kill Tony some of them more than once and I have to say, the guest I have hated the most over multiple episodes is Sarah Tiana
I hear red band and Brendan Schwab are going on tour together....
51:45 ... this guys lame joke could of totally took a 360 had he referenced the Crocodile King after doing that wife beating joke.
1:37:52 Yeah maybe don't set up a question sayings it's going to be the best question you ever asked. Lol
Had he chose not to say that first he likely wouldn't have fumbled the delivery so bad, He lost any chance to score on what was actually a pretty decent joke.
Schaub around real comedians.....
Other guy in the comments said that he was funny!
in what episode did Pats mom go up?
FredoLechon I think it was the one with wee man as a guest.
almost:) it was #212 the one with pauly shore
achtung fernglas you are fuckin awesome for uploading these. Thank you!
My pleasure. I love Kill Tony. Nothing makes me laugh more.
Truly the best live podcast ever
Why was pat even on this show? He was so bad on every episode.
It’s sad when people actually try there best to be funny and It sucks LMAOOOO
You could argue that is the best part lol
theres contributing to the show and taking away from it. it seemed that pat regan didnt know the difference between the two.
He gets an OK joke in once every 7 episodes or so. He was such a drag on the show.
I don’t understand the point of having Brandon on if he barely talks
This is one of the funniest episodes
Minus Brenda Swab
Palm beach Florida, REPRESENT
this episode is amazing
Want to see the poked eye he showed the 360 camera so fucking bad lol
Shaub has no jokes.
Michael lehrer first appearance
What was that weird hand grab at the end.. 1:45:02
She's been a comedian for 14 years 😂
SO BAD
@@troy8423 Lmao. Agreed. It’s mind-blowing how some of these guest have been doing comedy 10-15+ years and they’re no funnier than washed up tv host doing an Ellen interview.
Shes terrible lmao ive been looking for this comment. Even thought schaub was funnier than her 😂😂
This Kills episode #647
From Austins to Austin’s
41:55 You're Welcome
@7:40 Im dead
This episode was all worth it just because of the indian guy after 1:20.00
What did Chris say
Uggh Sarah Tiana …. Why!!!
What a scrawny weasel to not shake someone's hand lol
Patty Reagan NEEDS TO STOP!!
25 don't want to go back to the caveman days
I think I'm in love with the depression girl haha
Schaub can't keep up lol he's barely said anything
1:21:25 this guy is straight up LYING when he says French is his first language. his pronounciation is terrible (and sounds nothing like a Quebec/Montreal accent) and what he said didn't make sense gramitically... source: i speak french
Tony's views on combat sports are absolutely ridiculous and shows how little he knows about the sport. Despite that it was a fantastic episode!
The band was on point. The bit with the waiter was so damn funny!
Why didn't they release this on the main channel in 360? Was it because of Delia?
Coz of Schaub
Sarah Tiana is cringe 😬
Brendan went poopy in his undies 1:20:00
Good episode despite
Sarah Tiana
CROCODILEEEE
Sara vs bill burr
That Indian guy's french is terrible. It' worst than Google translator. He's missing a whole part of his sentence. Any amount of money he's getting paid for subtitles is too much.
girl at 42:00 is good!
45:00
1:02:00
was anybody surprised that tony's wifes' name was gary ? tony's ex-gf chad is probably crying herself to sleep everynight too ...
HACKS TEACHING HACKS
Where can we see your stand up? BTW no one is teaching anyone on the podcast either, so you failed, just like your life! Burn!🔥P.S. A jealous comedian wannabe calling some of the top professional comedians hacks = PRICELESS 😂
@@LeftLaneDreams Damn, Jeff just got roasted.
Agreed.
God crocodiles set was the first set in a while that had me laughing out loud. Yea he was tryna get a bit of banter in but it just turned into roast crocodile time and they didn’t even have good jokes or roasts. Sad really
Im still gunna send it.
That chick talks way too much almost as bad as redban lol
Tony couldn’t wait to talk about the douch bags then bring up schaub
This may be the worst guest combo yet. Tiana is truely awful
If the audio is going to fucked every show, can the video be better than 480p?
source is hd (720p, sometimes even 1080p)
problem is my bandwidth
have to compress before uploading to shrink files
sorry bout that
uploads would take days otherwise
sorry man
I'm not short. She still single?
Watched
so low budget jokes... the weak puns... the bowling jokes?
Remember MOST comics are hacks who rely on jokes we would tell each other by the water-cooler when left without pre-written material.
Nice 1
She is almost as unbearable as Kim congdon
once again my opinion on chicks not being funny is reinforced
Kim congdon is one of a few only funny ones. Roast Masters had quite a few savages
2nd act is a mess.. never seen a broad wear a beer gut so well