TF2: Beware The Wrench Man [Live Stipulation/Dumbness]
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2013
- You don't really need to beware the wrench man, disregard that title. +Like to help spread the infection! :)
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still my favorite classic Jerma video, if only because of that time he just randomly belted out the lord's prayer for no reason except possibly to avoid saying "god damnit"
3:13
jerma trying as early as 2013 to make people stop caring that hes 5'2
jerma is 5'2? wtf?
@@ayylmao8837 he's actually 5'5
Hes 2.5 dwarfs
Jerma is actually 5'4"
HA A UA-camR SAME HIGHTH OR SMALL THEN ME HAHAHAHA DX I HATE BEING 5.5
He was six foot two
and whaddya know,
he was pooin' his pants
since he was two.
He's the Wrench Man~
He was 20 feet tall
and had a ball,
he swung his wrench down
like them all, ya know?
He's the Wrench Man~
i did not expect grumpy cat to sing that
I am the Wrench Man
That's what I am
I am the Wrench Man
I got the master plan
I am the Wrench Man
That's what I am
I am the Wrench Man
With the master plan
First he's 6 feet, then 20, it's messing with my head, Jerma.
He could swing his faster than you can say
Heyyyyy
He's the wrench man
Building dispenser and sentries for centuries
He's the wrench man
Getting sphees all around so lemme tell ya hoe to get 'EM gone
He built it all before dawn
He's the wrench man
Now he's here in prison for rape
He needs some tape
He's the wrench m- who touch my gun
He's the Natasha man
I am fucked
Attend the tale of the Wrench man,
He wields his wrench like no one can,
He bashed the skulls of gentlemen,
who never thereafter were heard of again,
He did what no other men can,
Did the Wrench man,
The demon engi of badlands.
Wrench man was smooth Wrench man was subtle,
Wrench man would blink, and scouts would scuttle.
Quick and quiet and strong he swung,
Like a perfect machine he swung,
Wrench man will come, Wrench man will find you,
Isn't that Wrench man there behind you!?
Attend the tale of the Wrench man,
He charged right in without a plan,
A crazy man who struck at will,
Need no sort of practice to rack up the kills,
Did the Wrench man,
The demon engi of badlands.
Beware of the wrench-man and his 90% crit chance.
No no no no his 99.8% of crits
Break my teleporters and I'm gonna break yo legs c:
Daniel Watson No no no no NO. 99.9% crit chance.
Let's face it, that wrench has a better chance to crit than I am to get killed by a crit on a all crit server
40%...
i just cyan't byuhleev this.
Bjöliiv dis
Byeah
3:10 the beginning of jermas height insecurity
and the start of people being insufferable about it
1:41 he predicted his future
The phrase “Among us” is part of the Lord’s Prayer.
@@loganreads90Nah, jerma added that line to foreshadow events to come
@@loganreads90the bible predicted among us 😮
"I just can't byu'lieve this."
Need for Spheed: Scout Pursuit.
Need for shpee?
+CharTheDude SHPEEEEEEEE
+Clonecraft Minecraft Fast and Furious:Tokyo Shpee
shpee
shpee
shpee
shpee
shpee
SHPEEEEEE
the wrench-man is coming
Beware of me.
Learn not to shit yourself dude. You've been doing it since you were two.
That One Guy He's also 6 feet, 10 feet and 20 feet tall.
Learn how to control your height!
Where's your ball, man?
Dmania787 depends on the level of arousal
...
SH-- God! In Heaven..
HALLOWED BE THY NAME. THY--
God, youweyou just ruined my joke, man..
plech.
THY KINGDOM COME. THY WILL BE DONE. ON EARTH, AS IT IS IN HEAVEN ;)
Give us this day our daily Pyro's bread, and trevis our four trespassers FOR WE HAVE NO TRESPASSEHS AMONG US.
DELIVER US FROM E--
Evil.. and beyontwah howeverelseitgoesamen.
Nuberax This should be in the Bible
Fredrick Höjland I agree.
Fredrick Höjland You mean the Jerbibble
The Generalissimo The broble?
***** The Jerbroble? The SterJerBerBerale
1:41 😲
1:41 😳
1:41 Amongus
3:26
Jerma Comics No.1 Edition 2
Wrench-man and Crate-man find each other on the battlefield of Team Fortress 2. After chasing Crate-man just to see his bloody lip, Crate-man somehow saw potential in Wrench-man. Now together, they fight criminals, pootis spencer heer's, and fight the treacherous abombinations known as the pyros and the sphees.
1:40 He was aware of his Among sUs presence all this time
1:41 Among Us
Among Us
I died when he started to say "Our Father" XD
You couldn't byuhleeve it.
me too
Same
He was 10" 2'
Wrench Man
Swingin' his wrench.
Sending those into hell deeper than the Mariana Trench.
Wrench Man
With a rubber glove and a pistol to match
Wrench Man delivers quite the batch.
With guaranteed random crits, your ass is sure to rage crit.
He was ten inches and two feet? Yeah that’s Jerma
At 2:43 he was killed by a crit, but the sniper was using The Bushwacka, crits whenever it would normally mini-crit, NO RANDOM CRITICAL HITS!!!
Dandy Oh hold up, this was posted before the nerf in 2013, the nerf was on june 2014. ._.
Why did it crit tho?
@@afroditeluvsyou Random crit bruh
I firmly believe that the first 40 seconds of this video is the funniest clip Jerma has ever recorded, definitely one of my absolute favorite Jerma vids of all time
1:41
Was the wrenchman 6'2" or 20 feet tall? Or ten? Maybe all of the above? Would you byu'lieve it?
4:14 Same exact thing happens to me when i play as a light tank, scouting on world of Tanks. i'll slip in and be completely unnoticed or at least make a clean entry, and BOOM, suddenly the biggest tank on the enemy team is sitting in a corner, BEHIND the artillery, because of his sheer chicken-shit idiocy, he gets me killed.
In no way shape or form are those two games even REMOTELY comparable :P
Nathan Johnson The situation is though. Not exactly the game.
When you re-visit lower tiers for fun(And easy kills) and KV-1s ARE CAMPING and you get killed because of their idiocy
Was it a TOG*II
Was it a TOG*II
Jerma saying "baekstaeb" is my aesthetic
bakestaybe
Do you remember this comment bud?
@@SaLaDmAn. I'm not proud of it.
@@sammydamo neither am i.
Pyro's bread?
I can't help to think whether that would be burnt, or the most delicious bread ever baked...
No..... Solder teleported it
pyrolls
fuckin...
1:40 SUS FROM THE VERY BEGINNING!
You ever feel like Jerma would make a better Joker than Jared Leto...
We haven't even seen him act as the Joker yet and you judge.
Judgemental much buddy?
+Bradley Romano Dude, Jerma would make a better Joker than everyone.
There is no questioning.
Jonasss999 I am not talking about Jerma hear genius.
+Bradley Romano *here
V35games I know, autocorrect got me.
He said among us
1:41 amogus
1:40 AMOGUS 😳
>jerma makes *one* christian bible joke.
>comment section goes fucking nuts.
holy crap, guys, calm down. im a christian, but you dont see me picking at this.
Potato
Was that an insult?
***** Just a joke.
***** More Potatoes
***** If you truly believe I am being offensive then just tell me and I'll delete the comment. I was just joking around and didn't mean harm to anyone. If have caused harm then I am sorry for whomever they may be.
I loved the detail, that he started laughing when the player Laughing Man got onto his kill-screen.
That first clip when jerma was laughing at the spawn door and then started dying of laughter I started dying laughing XD
3:05
Jerm is jealous
Indeed
2013 jerma is the best jerma
+etc2913 nice pic man!
Jerma 1942 is the best
Terminal Cancer I can agree with that! Cant wait to see what he comes up with next!
Coming soon: Wrench Man 2: The Wrenchening.
Just another year
2014 years later
Just another year
2015 years later
It cam out yesterday
somerandomlooserwhodoesnothingbutwatchvideosandplaygamesalldayandcan`tusemostformsofpunctuation ?
1:41
FORESHADOWING
Words cannot express how much i love it when jerma starts talking in the shpee voice
Meanwhile, at the spy spawn...
"What is your proposal?"
"It's easy, we kill the wrenchman."
Needs to be renamed "The Wrenchineer"
So, when Jerma found that spy around 5:48, he said "Je suis."
This means "I am" in french.
*Finds a spy*
"I AM!"
*Inception sound plays*
+Kiran Amuthan (Scribbles) He says, "It's a shpee."
bruh this was a fucking year ago
i don't even remember this vid
wtf
Kiran Amuthan I don't care if this was even a decade ago.
That is pronounced you swee not as it is written he said Jesus noob idiot
I’m pretty sure he said “ze shpee!”
Thanks for keeping the video's coming. I really look forward to watching them all and I'm linking them to my friends. I love to see what you are becoming.
Please keep enjoying what you do, for as long as you do.
I'll even put off my adblock, just for you.
Jerma, you just make my day whenever you make a video, thank you.
bakestayb :)
Bakestaybe!!!!*
Supires Butsecks. wat.
I was in such a terrible mood today, but as always I can count on you to make me laugh and feel so much better before bed. Thank you Jerma.
Jerma I don't think that you know how incredible you commentating skills are, you're amazing!
Played this class...thing...this may be one of the funniest things in this game
1:40 among us
The more videos Jerma makes, the crazier he gets.
Wow height concious even back in 2013.
i know this video is old but,
the reason they say the height is to get a quick idea of that person, if i said a 6.7ft person threw somebody across a room it would be less impressive than a 3.4ft person doing it.
Gittons Xv it would be more impressive actually
I’ve been re watching this video since it has been uploaded for the last couple years
Jerma you are one of the people on UA-cam e that can make me crack up :)
i need 1:27 as a hitsound
same here
:)
i have that as a hit sound, my bro made it for me
Hello, are you an engineer who can't get his gear up? Well, you're in luck!
I enjoy what you do Jerma, this is going for all of your viewers as well. :3
This brightened my day. Thanks, Jerma.
He was 5 foot tall...
"LULZ I KILLD A GUI WITH MY OP FURCE A NUTURE ND TUNTED KUZ I GUD"
Has the Force a Nature ever even been good, let alone OP?
blahthebiste crit a cola nigga
Corn Miksek Still better with stock
Thanks for the response! As I did last year, I hope to see you there!
Posted 5 years ago and it’s in my recommended rip jerma
amog us
Thank you for uploading on my birthday Jerma.
0:12 I don't know why but that small, insignificant line has stayed in my mind for YEARS and randomly i remember that exact line in the voice he said it in my head wtff
Am I the only one annoyed by the Engi's sleeve cut through when FOV is all the way up?
hey, how can I change the hit-sound?
Holy shit Jerma your voice when you said kingdom come was hilarious combined with your jump attack!
Please Jerma don't stop doing this dumbness videoosssss!!!! I love you btw :3
JERMA YOU'RE ENDANGERING SHPEES!
if they make TF3 jerma HAS to be the new scout voice.
And shpee voice!
NO I AM THE SCOUT HERE!!!
if you are going for the wrench man approch you have to be careful of pyros
*gets shot by sentry*
I love these live comms
amog us???
1:27 lmao
I love how when jerma does a fake tradition or family heirloom thing, he either gets cut off, get killed, or finishes it amazingly. And he responds to the first 2 by saying "get, Get, GET*dies*" and finishing it quickly in amazing speed.
Another brilliant video, Jerma. :)
I can't byulieve this video
jerma's outro music is the greatestthing known to mankind
3:05 bring this next clip to 2017
1:39 is that an Amungus reference 😳😳
he was 5ft1" and was self conscious about his height
That tune, thank you Jerma.
It's 2020 and these videos are making me reinstall TF2, thanks Jerma
When Jerma is so short that houses look like mountains to him
i wish jerma was my priest
Jerma worrying about his own height since ancient times
I like that this guy knows that so u got my sub
Nice Video Jerma
I will never understand why Jerma has not got way more subscribers. He deserves more.
Thank you Jerma,
You made my day. :)
i love coming home and listening to jerma say BAKE STAYBED
are you a Christian
Would it matter?
no i just wanted to know
Elijah Pichler
I do too.
***** He said that he isn't really religious in a previous video of his but I think his family is christian or his sister is I think. Its in his "Uncle Jerma" vlog :). But no, it doesn't really matter.
I just watched this at 2x speed and it is so freaking hilarious
Definitely! It's in Boston, so I live right there anyways :)
Amen Jerma,
Bless you.
3:05 When you lash out at 10-foot people because you're insecure about being short.
this is an interesting video show casing engi's crit chance. I've read that your crit chance goes up with damage done in the last 20 seconds and Medic counts damage of your heal target and engi counts you sentry damage which is why they seem to always crit, but Jerma does not have a sentry up and is still getting plenty of nasty crits
oh god that "as it is in heaven."
is so deep and perfect.
Jerma's coffee comentaries always come from these maps.