Saying, "That's weak, ma boi. Gotta go all natural" while roasting a marshmallow over a Vanilla Frosting Yankee Candle is absolutely unhinged 😂 Love these shorts, Sam 🤣
Seriously? Roger Federer (Tennisplayer), Ursula Andres (Bond Girl), H.R. Giger (Creator of the Alien from the movie Alien), Albert Einstein, Johanna Spyri (created the character Heidi) I'm sure you know some of them and if you like cars, Louis Chevrolet. lol
I know 4 people from Switzerland who live in the US now, and, since I'm an engineer, I have a looooooooooong list of famous Swiss people in my head. I mean, wtf
@@LaSargenta Yea, but have you ever seen your Swiss friends and your American friends who look exactly like those Swiss friends, in the same place at the same time? Think about it bro...🤔
And also one of the most restrictive places on the planet concerning emigration. Last I knew of applicants had to speak a minimum of 4 languages including high and low German as one dialect, English, Spanish and Italian. You have to have documented holdings in excess of a certain amount, and after you pass all the other basic information tests you still have to prove that you are coming in with skills, or education, or an established business or something that will be of benefit to the swiss people and economy. Or you are welcomed as a guest and told in no uncertain terms that you are absolutely not allowed to live there or overstay your visa.
I got a red passport with a white cross on it, and I can confirm, Switzerland is all CGI, I mean just look at the pictures, it's ridiculous. No place this pretty can exist
@ItsDario Switzerland was created by the G.E.C... AKA, the Global Elites of Chocolatiers back in 1848bc... (the "B.C" stands for "Because, Chocolate" . The entire existence and the fabrication of Switzerland is to hide this fact. That's why Switzerland is now globally known for its cheese and shit. Known for both at the same time if you're lactose intolerant.
@@Firesea4ok, so american here, don't totally know but I think its like performances but like for the countries in Europe and they like? Compete? I think. Idk could look it up but that's just what I've figured out from context
@@Firesea4 the Eurovision Song Contest is an annual contest that is held first in individual European countries (and some countries that aren’t European for some reason also get to enter), where the best song/performance is selected from each country for that year. They will then move on to a semi final where the best 25 performances are selected, and the grand final is those 25 songs/countries against each other. The contest was started sometime in the 50’s, I believe, and has become a massive event over here.
So for anyone actually wondering, you can cook using scented candles as long as you use a heating implement over it, like a pan. It’s not a great idea to cook directly against the flame because the reason the candle smells is that as the wick absorbs oil, the non-combustible scent particles are distributed into the air, along with other junk that you really shouldn’t breathe in.
@@Blueberry_Baboon yes, you feel fine the same way you could smoke a cigarette and feel fine, but it doesn't mean that it's a healthy thing to do, specially if you do it regularly.
@@AndrewCoolguy1 it's basically denying something being true in order to make the other person seem confused and doubt themselves. It's a form of manipulation most commonly seen in abusive relationships
@@sampatton146 Einstein wasn't Swiss, at least in the sense of not being born there but he did acquire citizenship at a young age. Guess it depends on how you wanna see nationality.
Teddy is an unstoppable force of mass chaos, and I adore him. Also, it's giving, "There is no Easter Bunny, there is no tooth fairy, and _there is no Queen of England_ . "
@@Artificer_ per the Oxford dictionary: comeback (2) a quick reply to a critical remark. Fair enough to your point sir but in my defense the “remark” was the silence and look of disbelief shown to Teddy 😁👍🏼
😂😂😂 that Willy Wonka line killed me. I always figured the Swiss just never had a reason to leave because their country is super rich and full of delicious chocolate.
I love that Teddy always has an outlandish yet plausible opinion in these videos that I usually find myself sympathetic towards or even sometimes agree with, and then suddenly you fucking sucker punch me with "Switzerland isn't real"
My great aunt moved to Switzerland back in the early 2000's. Even now whenever she comes back to visit she brings a bunch of chocolate. It's leaps and bounds ahead of anything in North America.
Eh idk. I thought I'd think the same thing when I tried Swiss chocolate for the first time but it's just ok. Maybe a I little bit better than regular chocolate but not enough for me to care to go out of my way for it.
@@zozzledwolf4653I’m British and personally American candy tastes awful to me, Swiss chocolate isn’t all that either it’s too creamy. I think it just depends what you’re used to I bet Americans come to the UK and find much of the stuff we love disgusting
No, no, it was not. You just don't know anything about the history of Swiss chocolatiers, apparently. Rudolf Lindt _invented_ the process of conching chocolate. No chocolate would be as melty and have a delicate mouthfeel without Switzerlands chocolate culture.
I've been saying "that's weak, mah boi" in response to too many things in life and could not figure out where I heard it... I knew it had to be something great.
I've literally passed through Switzerland while traveling and I'm sitting here trying and failing to think of a Swiss person like “was it all a lie” lmfaoooo
“He was very convincing. He had pictures and everything.” A quote from another video referencing Teddy’s manipulative abilities. I love that son of a gun.
Here's a neat trick: Set your marshmallow on fire, turn it over the course of a few seconds so that the flame moves across the whole surface, then blow out the flame. Nice singe on the marshmallow and its gooey as heck.
Some fun facts about Switzerland. Switzerland have had multiple famous citizens who either were born or moved there in their life. Some of them include: Albert Einstein, Carl Jung, Henri Nestlé (founder of Nestle) and Louis-Joseph Chevrolet (i Founder of the Chevrolet car brand). Switzerland is the country that had the last witch execution. A lot of famous artist, writers, psychologists and painters are from Switzerland Including the writer of Steppenwolf
I imagined the converstion to go like "Swiss chocolate is the real deal, I refuse to acknowledge anything else as real chocolate." "Swiss is not real" is completely uncalled for😅
The way he calmly gaslights him is hilarious 😂
Nah he was candlelighting him
@@Mount.Troglodyte yes 😂😂😂
@@Mount.Troglodyte😂😂😂😂😂
@@Mount.TroglodyteI see what you did there 🤭
... he gaslit me!
Saying, "That's weak, ma boi. Gotta go all natural" while roasting a marshmallow over a Vanilla Frosting Yankee Candle is absolutely unhinged 😂 Love these shorts, Sam 🤣
It wasn't even a real Yankee Candle, either 😂 Made it so much better IMO
I'm baked and I'm dying from that line
@buzzsparker LMFAO!!! I didn't even realize that! I think it says "Village Candle"🤣 I LOVE that
@@wakelesstitan7155 lmfao🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Switzerland isnt real." has the same energy as Mega mind's "There is no easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy, and there is no queen of England. " 😂
Well.. not anymore there isn't
@@aidanmcmurtrie1424🥶
Darryl Mayes: "But you know who is real? The Boogeyman. And he gonna get your little ahh tonight."
The boogy man and I are on pretty good terms. He's got an excellent recipe for pineapple upside-down cake.
@@DrolthKar really? Sounds yummy.
Just searched up any Swiss celebrities and came up with two names I’ve never heard in my life. Brotha makes a point 😂
Think I only know of Euler (Maths), Jung (Psychology), Nestle (Business).
Also I think the Roger Federer (Tennis), is Swiss too.
Seriously? Roger Federer (Tennisplayer), Ursula Andres (Bond Girl), H.R. Giger (Creator of the Alien from the movie Alien), Albert Einstein, Johanna Spyri (created the character Heidi) I'm sure you know some of them and if you like cars, Louis Chevrolet. lol
I was going to say pewdiepie but hes from swedan
“Name somebody you know that Swiss”
is a solid point the more you think about it
I hate how good a point it is
I know 4 people from Switzerland who live in the US now, and, since I'm an engineer, I have a looooooooooong list of famous Swiss people in my head.
I mean, wtf
@@LaSargenta That's all they are... IN YOUR HEAD...
@@LaSargenta Yea, but have you ever seen your Swiss friends and your American friends who look exactly like those Swiss friends, in the same place at the same time? Think about it bro...🤔
@@jobieheiser443 the plot thickens
As a Swiss, I can confirm we are the most overqualified unpaid actors that work 24/7.
True
bro has never heard of Finnish "people"
Hey if you got time to chat, you got to time to clean the mats! Get back to work, slacker!
Australia would like to argue with you. They aren't real either. And Ohio.
And also one of the most restrictive places on the planet concerning emigration. Last I knew of applicants had to speak a minimum of 4 languages including high and low German as one dialect, English, Spanish and Italian. You have to have documented holdings in excess of a certain amount, and after you pass all the other basic information tests you still have to prove that you are coming in with skills, or education, or an established business or something that will be of benefit to the swiss people and economy.
Or you are welcomed as a guest and told in no uncertain terms that you are absolutely not allowed to live there or overstay your visa.
That one friend that is hard to tell if he's an idiot or an evil mastermind...
"Tha's weak, ma' boi"
-A Real Man
“How many s’mores have you had?” 😂😂
Fumes gettin to his ahh
The concern in his voice when he said that.. I'm dying.
Pfp?
WE'RE DENYING THE EXISTENCE OF SWITZERLAND 🇨🇭
WHAT THE HELL IS SWITZERLAND
my country is not real? do I even exist? aaaa
@@ItsDario you are a mountain french
I got a red passport with a white cross on it, and I can confirm, Switzerland is all CGI, I mean just look at the pictures, it's ridiculous. No place this pretty can exist
@ItsDario Switzerland was created by the G.E.C... AKA, the Global Elites of Chocolatiers back in 1848bc... (the "B.C" stands for "Because, Chocolate" . The entire existence and the fabrication of Switzerland is to hide this fact. That's why Switzerland is now globally known for its cheese and shit. Known for both at the same time if you're lactose intolerant.
"thats weak ma'boi" gotta be the most outta character thing ive ever heard this man say and it was still so smooth
That candle was getting to him...
The boldness of everything that comes out of Teddy
Switzerland winning Eurovision a week after this was uploaded really just adds to the bit
Just wondering, but wtf is eurovision
@@Firesea4ok, so american here, don't totally know but I think its like performances but like for the countries in Europe and they like? Compete? I think. Idk could look it up but that's just what I've figured out from context
@@Firesea4 the Eurovision Song Contest is an annual contest that is held first in individual European countries (and some countries that aren’t European for some reason also get to enter), where the best song/performance is selected from each country for that year.
They will then move on to a semi final where the best 25 performances are selected, and the grand final is those 25 songs/countries against each other.
The contest was started sometime in the 50’s, I believe, and has become a massive event over here.
@@T0NI_ i think now there are 26 entries in the final (the big five, the winner from the year before and 20 more)
It's was a ploy I knew the gig was up
"thats weak m boi"
Teddy is what peak performance looks like.
@@huntertaylor367I strive to be like Teddy 💀
Music name?
“Teddy you know there are fumes in those candles” 😂 🤣
So for anyone actually wondering, you can cook using scented candles as long as you use a heating implement over it, like a pan. It’s not a great idea to cook directly against the flame because the reason the candle smells is that as the wick absorbs oil, the non-combustible scent particles are distributed into the air, along with other junk that you really shouldn’t breathe in.
I’ve done it directly and I’m perfectly fine, I think
Can’t avoid the air, though.
@@Blueberry_Baboon yes, you feel fine the same way you could smoke a cigarette and feel fine, but it doesn't mean that it's a healthy thing to do, specially if you do it regularly.
Switzerland was so neutral it vanished from existence.
Or maybe it never existed and "being neutral" was just an excuse so nobody tries to invade.
The air nation of real life
Think they don't care to leave,so they just stay there.
i need to move to Switzerland
It reached perfect entropy
Teddy gaslighting in the most calm way possible
Zurich & Roger Federer never existed
Candlelighting*
What is gaslighting?
@@AndrewCoolguy1 it's basically denying something being true in order to make the other person seem confused and doubt themselves. It's a form of manipulation most commonly seen in abusive relationships
Gaslighting by candlelight
This dialogue is great. It's not in the lines that are said but what they don't say that makes it perfect
This made me laugh sooooo much 😂😂😂
As a swiss man I agree. We don't exist.
What? Why’s this comment blank?
@@csttornado3965I thought that was just a glitch on my end
Welcome to the club 🇨🇦
wtf there's a blank reply now
That’s crazy UA-cam need to fix it’s comment section
"Name one Swiss person you know"
....... Man makes a good point
roger federer lol
Carl Jung, Albert Einstein, Ursula Andress
@@sampatton146 Einstein wasn't Swiss, at least in the sense of not being born there but he did acquire citizenship at a young age. Guess it depends on how you wanna see nationality.
@@sampatton146 Do you personally know Carl Jung, Albert Einstein, and Ursula Andress? No? I thought not.
None of those are real people. They were made up along with Switzerland, to sell chocolate.
And it's the belgians doing it. They made it all up.
The part when he said that Switzerland isn't real, got me caught off guard and laugh my butt off.
his choice of words and his voice is soothing
Teddy is an unstoppable force of mass chaos, and I adore him.
Also, it's giving, "There is no Easter Bunny, there is no tooth fairy, and _there is no Queen of England_ . "
Too soon...
@@thesuperbslidewhistler312 been waiting too long ....
Well not any more 😅
why did i immediately think of Leonhard euler(the guy that invented the number e) when teddy said to name one swiss person
It's not. @@thesuperbslidewhistler312
Bro just deleted Switzerland
You can't delete something that never existed!
@@chrisspellman5952 But then how did I vacation there one summer 🤔
@@homerman76 glitch in the matrix
@@homerman76 Maybe you dreamed it, either that or you're part of the ploy to keep the lie alive.
Music name?
"How many smores have you had?" translates to "are you high?" in my brain😂😂😂😂
“That’s weak my boy” 😂😂😂
I love that really casual, "Teddy you know there are fumes in those candles-"
As a person who lived in switzerland for 3 years, I 100% agree with Teddy
No, you're a fed who's been deployed at the chocolate quadrant for 3 years you ain't slick shadowKGB
I mean, they're kinda special with their "Eidgenossen" and immigrants
Music name?
@@neonryder8897 God dammit never shoulda commented. Now my Identity is revealed to the civilians.
i hoping that that the punchline was that he was a Switzerlandian
Those candle fumes got bro thinking up conspiracies like joe rogan 😂
“I got something on my shirt” is the single greatest comeback 😂
it’s not a comeback, it’s just a comment because he was staring.
@@Artificer_ yes it was. A comeback is a response to any action. Thank you. Have a good day sir.
@@danielk613 i personally disagree with your view of the term “comeback”, but i respect the polite response. good day to you as well!
@@Artificer_ per the Oxford dictionary: comeback (2) a quick reply to a critical remark. Fair enough to your point sir but in my defense the “remark” was the silence and look of disbelief shown to Teddy 😁👍🏼
“You know there’s fumes in those candles?” 😂
Had me laughing my ass off man 🤣
Teddy is a menace and I love it
Teddy be out here living his life
"That's weak, my boy." This one sends me everytime.
Do you know Willy Wonka wasn’t a real person? 😂😂
I call shenanigans.
I saw when they released golden tickets into the industry back then.
Next you'll be saying monopoly isn't how business works...
"Switzerland isnt real" hit like a fucking tank 😂😂
Hes cookin, but no body can stop him, too busy trying to think of someone lol
Teddy returns in true Teddy fashion and I love it.
I missed Teddy :)
Teddy: “It’s not a real place.”
Rainbolt: *explodes*
😂😂
I think it might be that Switzerland is just such a cool place to live that they just never leave lol
When he asks if he should be doing that and he says probably not is the story of my life.
Next time you need to refer a Swiss guy, I am here for you pal! Grüess a alli schwiizer! 🇨🇭
Get outta here CIA, we aren't falling for your psyops
Gruezi
why is this comment blank?
@@TheAverageMR3because it, like Switzerland, does not exist.
@@peterclarke7006 hahaha, for me there was @IDoVahKiiM and he said Gruezi
😂😂😂 that Willy Wonka line killed me. I always figured the Swiss just never had a reason to leave because their country is super rich and full of delicious chocolate.
Don't forget cheese
@@Huzakuthe story of Swiss cheese is full of holes
@@adam-vm3zj why does the Swiss army need a tiny pair of scissors and a wine bottle opener? What are they training for?
And hot blonde girls. Why would you want to leave??
Yep,I can not imagine a Swiss natural saying..." I'm going to leave this country, and become.....a U.S. citizen. " 🤯🤔🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Roger Federer been real quiet ever since this dropped (not including the documentary)
When a nobody tried fuck with you was amazing 😂😂😂 way to fuckin funny. A nobody trying to talk shit to legend of the car scene.
Roger Federer!! I still laughed tho, funny stuff as always.
Does Tina Turner count I'd she wasn't born there?
@@stephensmith7327 She got citizenship in 2013.
Thank you, I immediately thought of him but couldn't remember his name!!!
I also could only think of a single Swiss person.
@@Ilyathe2nd wait what seriously
I love that Teddy always has an outlandish yet plausible opinion in these videos that I usually find myself sympathetic towards or even sometimes agree with, and then suddenly you fucking sucker punch me with "Switzerland isn't real"
The guy who helped theorize nuclear bombs.
"That's weak ma boi" 😂💀💀💀
My great aunt moved to Switzerland back in the early 2000's. Even now whenever she comes back to visit she brings a bunch of chocolate. It's leaps and bounds ahead of anything in North America.
Eh idk. I thought I'd think the same thing when I tried Swiss chocolate for the first time but it's just ok. Maybe a I little bit better than regular chocolate but not enough for me to care to go out of my way for it.
@@zozzledwolf4653I’m British and personally American candy tastes awful to me, Swiss chocolate isn’t all that either it’s too creamy.
I think it just depends what you’re used to I bet Americans come to the UK and find much of the stuff we love disgusting
@@d00bdqqb4 Not all Swiss chocolate is greated equal.
He was on to something till he said 'Switzerland isn't real'. 'You mean chocolate' was on point!
No, no, it was not.
You just don't know anything about the history of Swiss chocolatiers, apparently.
Rudolf Lindt _invented_ the process of conching chocolate.
No chocolate would be as melty and have a delicate mouthfeel without Switzerlands chocolate culture.
As a Swiss person I totally agree
I've been saying "that's weak, mah boi" in response to too many things in life and could not figure out where I heard it... I knew it had to be something great.
This is literally the funniest thing I have seen today
Ayo he hit that “that’s weak ma boi”
Deadass frfr like og 💀 bro rizzlesss an I bet it BUSSIN 2 💯
Is fortnite down rn or something why are you here lol
I've literally passed through Switzerland while traveling and I'm sitting here trying and failing to think of a Swiss person like “was it all a lie” lmfaoooo
"that weak ma boi" hit me in the chest
“He was very convincing. He had pictures and everything.” A quote from another video referencing Teddy’s manipulative abilities. I love that son of a gun.
“That’s weak ma boi, gotta go au naturale” 😭😂
Here's a neat trick: Set your marshmallow on fire, turn it over the course of a few seconds so that the flame moves across the whole surface, then blow out the flame. Nice singe on the marshmallow and its gooey as heck.
The delivery on "That's weak, m'boi," has me messed up. That's goong straight in the vocabulary.
Roger Federer be like: am I a joke to you?
"You know Willy Wonka wasn't a real person right?"
I wasn't expecting that direction for their chat at all.
I mean.... That's a good point.... But my dude.... The candle fumes ain't helping you
Real men roast their marshmallows with their fingers and a lighter
I've been to Switzerland 😅 I think. Wait... I smoked weed. Maybe it was a dream. Now I want some s'mores
I would die to protect Teddy. The way he messes with people 😂
This is the real reason the Swiss never got involved in wars.
"Name somebody you know who is Swiss."
Damn!
This guy makes my day better
Made me stop and think for a second. Ngl i got bamboozled
I feel gaslit and I fell for it 🤣
"there are fumes in those candles" had me dying
I love this guy! Never fails to make my day 😂
"You are litte high today Teddy"
"Name somebody you know tha tis Swiss"
Albert Einstein
Ma boi had me cacklin 😂
Some fun facts about Switzerland.
Switzerland have had multiple famous citizens who either were born or moved there in their life. Some of them include: Albert Einstein, Carl Jung, Henri Nestlé (founder of Nestle) and Louis-Joseph Chevrolet (i
Founder of the Chevrolet car brand).
Switzerland is the country that had the last witch execution.
A lot of famous artist, writers, psychologists and painters are from Switzerland Including the writer of Steppenwolf
Hesse wasn't really "from" Switzerland, though, was he?
That's three black marks on Switzerland then.
Really, the last witch burning? Interesting, but ouch.
@@ladykoiwolfe What do you mean by "black marks"? I know the with burning and Néstle are bad. Is there another thing?
@@camelopardalis84 the Swiss bank hiding money and goods during WWII.
Leaving Roger Federer off your list is bad and you should feel bad!!!
If you broil the marshmallows in the oven, you can make an entire PAN! 🎉
"Switzerland isn't real."
I'm dead. That isn't what I was expecting.
“Name somebody you know who’s Swiss.”
“You.”
i went to switzerland and bought a ton of lindt chocolate there, super good
have you also been to the Lindt museum in Zürich? I heard they had a huge fountain of chocolate there
You should try that with a Reese's peanut butter cup, Pal. I like your shirt.
He should have named a Swedish person. 😂
😂 he's mellowed out
teddy probably thought that toasting it over a candle could give it more flavor
“that’s weak ma boi, gotta go all natural” imma quote that lol
Swiss people been real quiet since this came out! 😂
"What the heck are you talking about-"
"Switerland isnt real 😎"
Got me ROLLING 💀
I thought Tommy was gone. Good to see him again.
This had me laughing out loud. You've done it again, you madman
I imagined the converstion to go like "Swiss chocolate is the real deal, I refuse to acknowledge anything else as real chocolate." "Swiss is not real" is completely uncalled for😅
My man's on the right path. Next he's gonna figure out France was created by the Walt Disney company to help sell their movies
He's got a point, nobody in Switzerland speaks swiss, they all speak either German, French or Italian
Romansh is a thing.
This one got really unhinged lol
I have absolutely made smores over a candle before. I thought I was unhinged while doing it but, so much better than a microwave.
“There’s chocolate and there’s chocolate okay man?”