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There is room to get a better time by about 5 seconds cuz the game wouldn't let you go to your camp at the end there. But it's def gonna be a hard one to get! Well done!
lol now I imagine this as the "we are not the same meme" I did the deed in 30 secs for a speedrun, You did the deed in 30 secs because you lack control. We are not the same
what is the point in picking your characters genitals then, like the option is cool, but its kinda redundant if its not used in the scenes then @@aaronb7949
I LITTERALY watched your previous run yesterday and subbed at that moment (bc funny speedrun and signalis profil pic) and now you upload an EVEN BETTER run, man you are a blessing
The shocking thing is that you could definitely have done this faster. The way your familiar stuck in combat mucked you about cost you a solid 12 seconds
I had just met Gale, went straight for the grove, defeated the Goblin party, talked to Zevlor, freed the goblin prisoner and he went "We have been together for a while, I trust you enough to tell you my secret".
My friend missed Gale, so I showed her where he was - she pulled him out of the portal and he was like "Thanks, we've been travelling together for a while now..." right there at the portal lol!
Very impressive. Now do a "Kiss Karlach" speed run because she is a lonely cinnamon bean who shouldn't have to be touch-deprived more than she needs to by even a second
You're right and this wasn't as clean of a run as I would've liked, but priority #1 was to dethrone Toast as fast as possible. I will NOT let anyone else be the fastest sex haver in the world.
Not going to lie, I keep seeing BG3 clips and people figure out all this crazy things. I see how quick this person ran through the opposition in the beginning (which took me like 2 hours to get throu.) And knows exactly what to do and it makes me sad. Because I don't have enough time to play this game. I've worked 65-80 hours a week for the last 4 months, plus I have a wife and 2 kids. I'm never going to finish a play through.
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Challenge me again at your own peril, Toast.
yooo gg
that raven will be your undoing.
There is room to get a better time by about 5 seconds cuz the game wouldn't let you go to your camp at the end there. But it's def gonna be a hard one to get! Well done!
you seem mad bro.
Or what
Man Lae'Zel has been having a blast these last few days huh
Vlaakith blesses her this day
Lae'zel: "Live fast eat ass"
@@ExceedProduction HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So anyway she started blasting
More like getting Laid'Zel
Finally, people are getting competitive about having sex. Thank you, BG3.
My friend, S3X % has been a thing for a long time, fallout has an entire anthology category for it.
The days of casual sex are over, ranked competitive sex is here to stay.
There was a speedrun for getting a**lly r***ed in Fear & Hunger, which is much more extreme and hilarious
lol now I imagine this as the "we are not the same meme"
I did the deed in 30 secs for a speedrun, You did the deed in 30 secs because you lack control.
We are not the same
@@kor8513I’m all for it as long as there isn’t skill based match matching
Doctor: Are you having casual sex?
Me, who only have ranked, competitive sex: no.
Competitive sex😂
Tinder is just the matchmaking
Y’all are killing me 😂
I guess you could say that the matchmaking is screwing me, figuratively and literally
@@agrume_music Girlfriend Diff
Good gameplay, but very unbalanced, not friendly to new players, and lots of cheaters. Devs fix please.
Took about 3 minutes, lasted for 20 seconds
I'll take it
Taking "hit it and quit it" to the next level
Twice as long as last time!
Like real life
@MiguelNelAlonso You guys have sex?
Best 20 seconds of my life.
I love that the optimization for this run is purely the nautaloid
and the bird triggering combat so the two PCs dont ever risk combat time
And dismissing laezel. I think that's the biggest time save
The Naughty-Loid you mean.
Menuing and swapping characters faster could save like 20 seconds on this run thats insane.
@@ChronicSkooma
Tbf, 10 seconds of that time was because of the familiar being in combat.
funnily enough, this 3 minute sex speedrun is more believable than the 8 minute sex speedrun
Wow my S3x% run is still going on since 20years. Respect
Lmao
I chuckled then remembered I went 22 this year
Sex
30 here
@@hanbill What is it like to be a real wizard
I love how none of the speedruns actually show the sex. Gamers know that speed is what is truly important.
The game doesn't either, it's underwhelming cutscenes tbh
True gamers care only about efficiency and speed.
@@aaronb7949 Watch the Minthara one.
what is the point in picking your characters genitals then, like the option is cool, but its kinda redundant if its not used in the scenes then @@aaronb7949
@@aaronb7949 Coomer
Man, I'm still doing my speedrun as 21 years old and that man completed it in 3 minutes
Still going for me. Try 29.
@@theemperorstarwarslegends8075 I believe in you, my liege. Tits are temporary, the glory of the Empire is eternal.
@@SithEmpiredidnothingwrong You two could finish eachother's speedruns if you wanted
@@theemperorstarwarslegends8075you're almost a wizard, why try and keep yourself from that honor
My run has soon to be 19 years old and still nothing. It's fine though, I guess that just turned into a normal playthrough at this point.
Ohhh the missclicks in the Go to Camp Button with the Familiar! I hope toast wont try to beat you with only that
that would be really silly
That lost a lot of time
That and the magic missiles when under Laezels cage
@@duckdaniels7597 purposeful delay waiting for the tieflings to despawn friendo
what happens if you dont wait? @@catfactsvids
Finally, after Long years of casual sex someone actually tries to build the competitive sex scene!
I LITTERALY watched your previous run yesterday and subbed at that moment (bc funny speedrun and signalis profil pic) and now you upload an EVEN BETTER run, man you are a blessing
I love Elster and I just want her to be happy man
SEX NOW NOW is my new favourite anime protagonist
now he needs to optimize the "find familiar" and he wins 10s
Those frog cheecks didn't even see you coming
xD
I watched the previous WR 15 minutes ago, sex% is COMPETITIVE
Is there a reason you dont take 17 strength? You could move the racial stat bonuses around aswell if you wanted
The reason I don't take 17 strength is because I forgot LMAO
LMAO@@maeeeeeee
@@maeeeeeee What a chad
@@maeeeeeee being honest ! what a chad
@@maeeeeeeeI’m not gonna ruin 420, I give the video a like instead.
The shocking thing is that you could definitely have done this faster. The way your familiar stuck in combat mucked you about cost you a solid 12 seconds
Speedrun bear + shadowheart + the drow twins 5 way. Call it the messed up %
The rizzler strikes again
HAAHA I love this, keep up the good work man!
I love every moment of this. I have a feeling this is going to blow up man.
Lae'Zael seeing a Githyanki Wizard leaping towards her: "ugh, that fucking speedrunner again. That's their seventh attempt this week."
I had just met Gale, went straight for the grove, defeated the Goblin party, talked to Zevlor, freed the goblin prisoner and he went "We have been together for a while, I trust you enough to tell you my secret".
My friend missed Gale, so I showed her where he was - she pulled him out of the portal and he was like "Thanks, we've been travelling together for a while now..." right there at the portal lol!
"Bro I have the highest speed run in something "
"Oh, what are you the best at speedrunning?"
"..."
Truly the greatest category of speedrunning to ever exist
one of the world records of all time
The content we need and deserve
You can already see where time can be saved for you too with those few missed seconds dismissing the familiar. Insane lol
damn a speedrun category im interested in
you had a solid ~10 seconds lost with the raven interfering with your logn rest
Great video 🔝👍
As far as I'm concerned, this is the main category for BG3.
A new kind of speedrun to completion 😉👌
Now this is content i can get behind!
this can be beaten again coz of that summon u had stopping you from going to camp
I love how competetiv this category is
This is the culmination of the last few decades of speed running for sure
This is the most competitive speedrunning category I've ever witnessed
Good Job Bro!!
"my parents aren't home" omw
Now show us in real life... 👀
I'm a video game speedrunner. That would be a challenge for me.
@@maeeeeeee Well, that's the point isn't it? It meant to be a challenge : V
I'm a video game speedrunner who is also a university student. Having money is a foreign concept.
@@maeeeeeee you're a university student? I'm surprised you have the free time to play games, edit & upload videos, review speedrun stats and etc.
@@user-ee6lk1pb6w unless your are studying something complicated its almost like a very long vacation.
GF/BF: "I'm alone today, are you coming?"
Partner: "This video"
BRUUHHH, you are unstoppable 😂😂😂
You sure did bang this video out quickly...
I'll just see myself out.
i don't know why i didn't expect to see movement tech in a turn based rpg
If it weren't for the summoning of the familiar, it was even less time 😮
The ominous hulk smashing sounds leading up to the smashing is too funny
RIP
That bird major time loss but man this is just so incredible to watch
Very impressive. Now do a "Kiss Karlach" speed run because she is a lonely cinnamon bean who shouldn't have to be touch-deprived more than she needs to by even a second
History will remember This channel make this category sxpeedrun competitive.
I am glad that the familiar dismissing took so long. Still not optimal!
This is peak content
waiting for the sub 3 minutes run
we WILL get there
Not usually something to brag about
Finally those subs are going up
Truly the best speedrun catagory, can't wait to see how it further develops.
Ranked Competitive Sex. Never thought I'd see the day.
So Lae'zel can get some boom boom action 3 full times before Gale goes boom boom himself
Again Again Again, you would have been even faster. You got this!
Glad we are working on the important part of the game, lol
the replay data is wild
Ok this was impressive. Alot of strategic moments here.
Can’t wait to watch this summoning salt video
I'm far too invested in this absolute DUEL of titans.
And there's still 4 second left to save if you remember to dismiss the bird
This is just insane
Outstanding!
Even when fumbling on the long rest you still beat him by over half a minute. incredible
Why am I not surprised
To think there could be a couple seconds saved cause of the bird
Cant wait to see how far you can push the speedrun
This is the true speedrun category, so sayeth the wise Alaundoooooo
10/10
I'd say you can shave at least 10 more seconds for the familiar despawn
This is gonna make an awesome Summoning Salt video
Impressive, you have my sub
It's crazy how it looks like there's still room to cut that down.
He can't keep getting away with it
Alright, now for the actually good companion, karlach, seggs speedrun
Man on a mission
This man is getting closer and closer to average time a man can last. Under 1 minute o7
Mae's a woman, fyi.
That familiar cost you a lot of time, there is still room for improvement in sex%
I see space to shave off about 15 seconds. Time to git gud.
You're right and this wasn't as clean of a run as I would've liked, but priority #1 was to dethrone Toast as fast as possible. I will NOT let anyone else be the fastest sex haver in the world.
@Karasuza_sora The PC must be poor ngl
@@maeeeeeee lmao, well you left him space to take it back, better clean those gaps to leave no room for toast.
We're making it out of the river with this one, boys
This challenge is getting wild
truely a gigga chad move
I first read giggle chad 🤭
damn only if u got that rest off quicker without that summon. im sure you'll get sub 3 though ;-) gj
I think this might be shorter than the sex scene itself…
Brilliant work bro
I’m just glad speed running is halted at the loading screen
the fact that it could've been done faster had the summoned familiar not been there LOL
👏 3 minutes and 26 seconds is 3 minutes and 25 seconds longer than I can even last
Not going to lie, I keep seeing BG3 clips and people figure out all this crazy things. I see how quick this person ran through the opposition in the beginning (which took me like 2 hours to get throu.) And knows exactly what to do and it makes me sad. Because I don't have enough time to play this game. I've worked 65-80 hours a week for the last 4 months, plus I have a wife and 2 kids. I'm never going to finish a play through.
the one "WE BANG" split is killing me lmaoooo
You know Toast, being the fastest in sex isn’t always a good thing
😂😂
He saw, he came, he conquered
I actually quite enjoy seeing NPCs faces when I turn them down.
Beat you both - cracked one off whilst it was installing
you are really quick.
The traditional Githyanki mating ritual of leaping into orbit
these sex% speed runs are getting pretty spicy
Damn that raven was really trying to beaver dam you from WR