Police: Sounds reasonable us. You are free to go after we write you up for a safe driving commendation. If you can prove to us you can jump the Grand Canyon we can get you a lifetime safe driver insurance discount.
The survival of the first one would be at like 98 percent, the only danger is your leg being caught by the front of the car crumpling. There was absolutely no velocity there so there’s no force for injury
My favorite part about these videos is that sweet spot where going too slow makes it impossible to do the task, but you're likely to survive. Whereas actually attempting to do it is going to almost assuredly get you killed unless you go the correct speed.
The survival going from 100% to 80% back to 100% then instantly dies 💀💀
i think it was a visual bug, the 2nd 100% was yellow which shouldnt be in this case
Pls translate...😠
भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु………………
@@DJILMarioBros_ dont translate it guys
@@DJILMarioBros_ Why are you using Sanskrit for your dirty work? If you are Indian, we don’t accept you.
@@DJILMarioBros_don't need to
Moral of story the faster you drive the safer you are.
Pls translate...😠
भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु………………
Pls Translate.....🤢
यदा अहम् एतत् चैनल दृष्टवान् तदा मम हृदयं स्थगितम्, यतः एतत् एतावत् दुष्टम् अस्ति
Wtf are these two bots doin💀💀
@@DJILMarioBros_Lil ngga
Does this apply to school zones
Survival rate always intrigues me lol
He making shit up ngl😂😂
Ya for sure @@Verysmarttrue
Y'all only just realised this 😂
He pulls the numbers out of His ass don't think too much about it
“How did you die”
“ I was that 0.01%”
Me bc i have the worst luck
Rest in peace to the 0.01% that died in the last one
They died from heart attack
Its cars survival
That’s just a skill issue
"So... where do you get these survival percentages?"
"Trust me bro"
SO COME ABOARD AND BRING ALONG (Continue lyrics) NOT A CHAIN one piece reference
@@Janeluvyduvy SO COME ABOARD AND BRING ALONG (Continue chain)
@@patrioticflintlock ALL YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS
@@patrioticflintlockSO COME ABOARD AND BRING ALONG (continue chain)
@@Cooked_egg SO COME ABOARD AND BRING ALONG
Toll booth doing bro dirty 😂😂
Blud, that ain't a pothole. THAT'S A WHOLE AHH CRATER 💀
Bro got brought back to life 💀
Yep
And I'm a UA-camr
Imagine dying on that 0.01%😭💀
😭😭😭😭😭😭
*Meteor makes a large ahh crater*
Him:Its just a pothole💀
The fact that on one it started at 100% then 80% then back to a 100% 😂😂
Then💀💀💀
Police: Why were you doing >400km/h on a public road?
Me: For safety reasons
Police: Sounds reasonable us. You are free to go after we write you up for a safe driving commendation. If you can prove to us you can jump the Grand Canyon we can get you a lifetime safe driver insurance discount.
Imagine trying to explain to ur insurance that you thought you could make the jump
Imagine trying to explain that to God 😂😂😂 💀💀⚰️⚰️🥀
You don't need to tbh 😂
I feel like these videos overestimate the durability of humans 😂
That 0.01. chance is crazy
The 0.01% chance of dying is crazy
In the last one
Imagine dying to that 0.01% chance💀
He/she might be the luckiest person in the world 💀
Bro be calling them potholes while living on the goddam moon 💀
Bro it went to 100 to 1
Brotumspidermanho
Moral lesson: always drive fast😊
Someone:How you survived?
Me: Bcz i have 1% chance to survive 🙂
The very first speed was already less than 50%💀
Wdym
For 100% don't drive
That's NOT a pothole, that's a whole damn crater 💀
How unlucky are you ??
The driver: I died when survival chances were 99.98%
😂😂
Police: go slow on roada to avoid accidents...
Meanwhile bro at 300mph : 99% survival😮
Speed saves lives 😀
Or you could just use breaks
The sound effect when it instantly dies from 100%💀
🌮🔔
@@ac508. fr bro
"Oh no there's a big hole"
Me: baby ! We are driving at 480km/h
He died , came back, and diedl😂
Imagine dying at that 0.001%😂
"Why were you speeding sir"
"To survive"
Why is nobody talking about how slick that 200 mph landing was
"Nah I'd survive" - a famous dude
Passengers - deleted, demolished , melted, banned from like life.
Survival 16.7%
Kensingi doesn't break at slow speed dumb games
When some one driving the car after watching your video*
And when the pit came,why we want to put the brake? Go at 300 mph.😂😂
Speed inversely proportional to survival chances..💀
50 km:💀
450 km:😃
Me with 2x luck potion: 🗿
Me: "Those are nice survival statistics, but why don't you back them up with a source?"
Aaron: "My source is that I made them the heck up."
I don't know how you calculate survival percentage but on the 150 mph the guy in the car was flung to alaska or somethin
Speed kills , High speed saves
“Go big or go home” ahh moment
Slower the better
Faster the better than slow
250 MPH: I live...I die...I live agai--!
*[GOOOOONG]* ☠️
Russian roads:
(USA why is Mexico laughing) *mexico roads*
Moral of the story : either drive very slow or drive speed like hell
🗿🤝🏼
This guy made me unlearn of what a pothole is
Bro was feeling lucky to get 0.01% drop but the drop 😂
The 00,01 percent on the last one: Nah I’m dead☠️☠️☠️
POV: Cats actually have 7 lives on the 250 mph one
these survival rates are soo unrealistic lmaoo
Bro got the survival rates out his ass 😂
Bro really said at 480km/hr
"Did we just hit a speedbump?"
Last Car is awesome like 1k❤❤
It’s all the same car?
Fun fact: If you drive over it at 250 mph, you get 20 extra health before you die💀
The Jesko Absolut is just.... absolute! ❤💀👍🏻
Friend😂: Bro there Is a Hole here
Me: nah Just drive at 300mlh/480kmh
"Welcome to koenigsegg airlines"😂😂
Aslo first gah dam
instructions unclear, now i drive at 300mph
"My body, your choice"
"Your heart, my gun"
Bro really took " Don't drive slow " to another level☠️
Imagine dying on the 0.01% 💀
Snaps neck but the kitty or doggo in the back like lol fragile ahh 😂
Me who always wait for the instant dead moment
Bro how did 80% become 100%
The 1%:
"I died, but what cost"
And at the end last one also crashes 😂
Physics: ☠️
Gravity: ☠️
Math problems to solve a distance: ☠️
Everything is Dead when u play this one
He : how fast
Me : drive the slowest you can
Bro went from 100% to💀
👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👍waarom zou je dit doen kan iemand mij het vertelu😢
“Why are you going 250mph?”
“To get over the pothole…”
Every accident in this video had 0% survival rate, unless that human was a Spartan or had Gladiator's armor.
The survival of the first one would be at like 98 percent, the only danger is your leg being caught by the front of the car crumpling. There was absolutely no velocity there so there’s no force for injury
At 25-40 kilometers you can break up your cabin😂
All jokes aside: I’m pretty impressed by the sheer strength of that monocoque
The ppl in the back:🗿
That's why we say " Speed thrills but kills"💀
This guy still puts a percentage when we know ain't no one surviving that💀
The 0.01% bacterias now acting on the car💀
Or here’s a thought.. we just turn back around
he has gotta be the most optimistic guy ever 💀
Car: literally on fire
This guy: 2% survival rate
200 mph: every movie crash the protagonist always survivrs
Those koeniggs are bulletproof irl
“look! there is a big hole, what can we do?”
“dont worry, i’m fast enough”
somebody: How many jeskos did u crash?
Aaron: Yes
That 0.01% chance is a low chance of you dying, but it’s never zero
Bro got that survial rate out his ass
300 mph :😊
>300mph :💀
My favorite part about these videos is that sweet spot where going too slow makes it impossible to do the task, but you're likely to survive. Whereas actually attempting to do it is going to almost assuredly get you killed unless you go the correct speed.
The last one:
That on guy who dies💀💀💀
Thank you for adding the km/h too! Always with these videos it sadly isnt added and it confuses me a lot
Oh no! A pothole!
Famous last words💀
Moral of story speed is the key .
Idk why these videos are so addicting 😭😭
my toxic trait is thinking i can survive these😭
If this simulation was real we see flaying car all around us 😂
The 7th one:WE ARE DEAD,or were safe,OH NO