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  • Опубліковано 11 лют 2020
  • FRANKIE ALLEN 👊🏼 THE UK'S MOST FEARED COMEDIAN 🇬🇧
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 619

  • @Dani-El.
    @Dani-El. Рік тому +13

    You know you're in a rough venue when the Fire Exit sign is written in the 'Live Laugh Love' font.

  • @RAMROD1847
    @RAMROD1847 3 роки тому +76

    Theres a fine line between comedy and harassment. And this guy jumps the boundaries and doesn't care. I love it. 🤣

  • @thenewmodfather
    @thenewmodfather Рік тому +66

    I've seen Frankie live twice and both times he has ripped the shit out of me and I loved every fuckin second. This is proper British humour and Frankie does it better than most around today.

    • @tfootball8704
      @tfootball8704 Рік тому +2

      yeah it's good comedy, better than alot of the shit on tv

    • @Dantheman87
      @Dantheman87 Рік тому

      What did he say about you lol. If u laugh along does he leave u alone after a bit or do you get it all show

    • @thenewmodfather
      @thenewmodfather Рік тому +4

      @@Dantheman87 I have 2 missing teeth in the front and said I lost them sucking off my boyfriend (I'm straight but still creased up) also called me God's Gift to blind women and a few other things. Whether you laugh or not you are still fair game. My advice is simply this. Go and enjoy it. Don't worry about being picked on. It's part of the show.

    • @basilfawlty8244
      @basilfawlty8244 Рік тому +1

      Scouse humour mate. Ya wouldn't get this in Chipping Norton, would ya...? 😁

  • @shrewsburymonl1372
    @shrewsburymonl1372 4 роки тому +12

    When you said 'he looks like a blind penfold' I immediately had an image in my head, then he started kicking off at the end and I realised that discription was spot on! Well funny.

  • @paulmurphy9909
    @paulmurphy9909 4 роки тому +13

    Got the "Penfold" when he came to the stage🤣👍🏽brilliant, very funny.

  • @Dannyham83
    @Dannyham83 3 роки тому +130

    'Your incubator had tinted windows' genius

    • @Dannyham83
      @Dannyham83 2 роки тому +2

      14, that's not old at all pal

    • @85hixy83
      @85hixy83 Рік тому +1

      Haha yeah that got me like

    • @Scitch-et4vk
      @Scitch-et4vk Рік тому +1

      Get out more that joke was shared by cavemen

    • @anonman3707
      @anonman3707 5 місяців тому

      ​@@Scitch-et4vk its been shared like ya mum 😂😂😂😂

    • @stephenm8898
      @stephenm8898 3 місяці тому

      We used to say all these in the mid 90s. Shutters on your pushchair, fed with a catapult, doctor slapped your mam, darkened windows in the incubator and so on

  • @paulhedges4778
    @paulhedges4778 4 роки тому +42

    You can not beat this sort of stand up, completely brilliant

    • @paulhedges4778
      @paulhedges4778 3 роки тому +1

      @Harvey Park yep its gunna be a looooong few seasons

  • @plammo1775
    @plammo1775 4 роки тому +17

    "Is this really fooking 'appening?" Took the words right out of my mouth.

  • @reggietrotter8187
    @reggietrotter8187 3 роки тому +6

    The scouse cat for me 😂😂😂😂😂 gag I was howlin my mom nearly choked on her false teeth Lafin god bless oldskooooollllll all the way 👍🏻

  • @supermecho3
    @supermecho3 4 роки тому +20

    I’m Indian, tall, skinny, four eyed. I would love to be at your gig mate. Brilliant comedian. 👍

    • @j1spen736
      @j1spen736 3 роки тому

      Lmao, course you are

  • @Happydays1875Manchester
    @Happydays1875Manchester Рік тому +1

    I have to go & watch Frankie i piss myself laughing every video he's fookin hilarious

  • @ProdbyLJS
    @ProdbyLJS 4 роки тому +3

    Get this man a fucking tv show 😂 such a funny guy !!

  • @taffymackem2596
    @taffymackem2596 4 роки тому +8

    Found by accident. Thought it was going to be another 2 a penny comedian...turned out to be funniest bloke ive seen in years. New sub

  • @doggerproductions
    @doggerproductions 4 роки тому +4

    Love to see him and chubby brown together on stage....be hilarious 😂😂🍾🍾

  • @jmc0075
    @jmc0075 4 роки тому +2

    Brilliant my sides are splitting here. Defo a fan of Frankie Allen.

  • @neilthorley359
    @neilthorley359 2 роки тому +2

    frankie allen is a fuckin classic best comedian I've seen for a very long time

  • @davedavey5
    @davedavey5 4 роки тому +26

    He never stood a chance 😂

  • @eckeynecker
    @eckeynecker 2 роки тому +5

    Love it , fucking hilarious , great delivery as well proper old school .

  • @jamesgmail
    @jamesgmail Рік тому +1

    I laughed so hard at this his crowd work is sensational 😂😂😂

  • @luke7890
    @luke7890 3 роки тому +1

    I’m so glad I’ve found you after the joke I heard ‘you couldn’t pull a **** off your mother’ 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @TraceG
    @TraceG 4 роки тому +25

    Popped in my UA-cam recommended, howled laughing - subscribed!

  • @Themanfromscotland
    @Themanfromscotland 4 роки тому +1

    1st time av seen any of your stuff, keep it up Frankie you absolutely demolished they fuckwit hecklers 😆

  • @bartram33
    @bartram33 4 роки тому +91

    The first joke .... the nun says this is a non eating compartment, the man says 'so what' the nun says I'll call the guard and have you removed from the train. The man gathers all the shrimp shells up and throws them out of the window and says 'you can't prove it '. The guard arrives and the nun says 'that man has sexually assaulted me'. The man denies it and the nun says ' yes he has, smell his fingers!

    • @yerpyaboy
      @yerpyaboy 2 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @Somerset-In-The-Blood
      @Somerset-In-The-Blood Рік тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @alan36753
      @alan36753 8 місяців тому

      Fell asleep….
      How about “this is a nun eating compartment”
      “Okay luv I’ll start on you soon as I’ve finished mi shrimps”

  • @nickshields7258
    @nickshields7258 3 роки тому +18

    Nice to see a proper working class comedian keeping it real and very funny,None of this PC student crap saying actually and basically every sentence speaking gibberish.Great work Frankie.

  • @trollop_7
    @trollop_7 4 роки тому +25

    The subtitles never stood a chance.

    • @dlads79
      @dlads79 4 роки тому +1

      hahaha mate i'm scouse, you want to see me have an argument with Alexa and google and Siri, they have no fucking chance with me

  • @benji.B-side
    @benji.B-side 4 роки тому +2

    Excellent work Frankie!! And he did look like Penfold haha.

  • @nicksanders4238
    @nicksanders4238 2 роки тому +1

    When he says to that guy here you are mate get your mouth round this is fucking hilarious

  • @cathalkelly8796
    @cathalkelly8796 4 роки тому +6

    "Penfold kickn off"! Hahahaha

  • @andrewstratford4753
    @andrewstratford4753 4 роки тому +8

    Love this type of comedy no holds bar un pc never heckle a comedian unless you have a thick skin they are a dying breed well done frankie great stuff.

  • @stevehall5299
    @stevehall5299 3 роки тому +1

    This fella is quick, love this! 👍👍

  • @snowboardingraptor7005
    @snowboardingraptor7005 2 місяці тому +4

    I swear I've never laughed so hard. My head is killing. I wish I was there to have seen this live. Fucking hilarious.

    • @KO-wh6yw
      @KO-wh6yw 2 місяці тому

      Love this guy I nearly p…… myself 😂

  • @dantrixter
    @dantrixter 3 роки тому +4

    Hilarious 😂 loved it ! Great DJ, does a lot for hospitals” He makes people sick !

  • @andreeabran8408
    @andreeabran8408 3 роки тому +2

    Tinted windows !!! 😂😂😂

  • @samsum3738
    @samsum3738 4 роки тому +7

    Never open your mouth against a man who holds the microphone . You have no chance .

  • @nbee7934
    @nbee7934 Рік тому

    "You'll be working soon, the grotto opens in December" 😂😂😂😂 Ffs hahaha!!!

  • @antbarn5210
    @antbarn5210 4 роки тому +19

    Class gotta love old school comedians 👍👍👍

    • @FrankieAllenComedy
      @FrankieAllenComedy  4 роки тому +3

      Top man!!!

    • @ajlang1447
      @ajlang1447 4 роки тому

      He's shit

    • @antbarn5210
      @antbarn5210 4 роки тому

      @@ajlang1447 gotta love a troll , prick

    • @ajlang1447
      @ajlang1447 4 роки тому

      @@antbarn5210 why am i a troll because i have an opinion? I think he's shit sorry if i hurt your feelings. Prick

    • @antbarn5210
      @antbarn5210 4 роки тому

      @@ajlang1447get back to ur box room at ur mommys house mate make sure u have fresh tissues at hand too

  • @Bigrozay1
    @Bigrozay1 4 роки тому +7

    I could watch Frankie Allen all day long this is how comedians should be if your in the audience expect all this ! It’s all a laugh at the end of the day

  • @damotheman4196
    @damotheman4196 Рік тому

    I love the little lift on the voice on every "fook OFF"

  • @TheDuffman1986
    @TheDuffman1986 3 роки тому +51

    Refreshing to watch a bit of good abuse I must say, with everyone been fkn sensitive these days

    • @FrankieAllenComedy
      @FrankieAllenComedy  3 роки тому +8

      🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

    • @Carl-vq6ww
      @Carl-vq6ww 3 роки тому +2

      @@FrankieAllenComedy your a legend mate lol 😂 funny as fook

    • @Hellwyck
      @Hellwyck 3 роки тому

      It's usually the right wing cunts who cry at anything that's not their ideas.

    • @eoinbarry8124
      @eoinbarry8124 2 роки тому +5

      @@Hellwyck what are you on about the left is all about identity politics you knobhead

  • @Ricsic6
    @Ricsic6 4 роки тому +3

    Incubator had tinted windows 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Hot_Garbage_Uk
    @Hot_Garbage_Uk Рік тому

    This is the best comedy I've ever seen 😂

  • @bryanmceneaney
    @bryanmceneaney 4 роки тому +35

    Old school lad!! Loved it and it looked like a tough gig. Might see you in dublin sometime.

  • @philipswain4122
    @philipswain4122 Рік тому +6

    Absolutely brilliant. Proper funny. The way comedy should be.

  • @Joehume1
    @Joehume1 Рік тому

    It’s not a fuckn quiz 😆😆 top class man

  • @skottcoucill8343
    @skottcoucill8343 4 роки тому +3

    Proper comedian 😂👍🏻

  • @DunnGolfing
    @DunnGolfing 4 роки тому +7

    🙈fair to say he pulled a rabbit out the hat 😂

  • @stevemayes324
    @stevemayes324 4 роки тому +1

    Cant stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @cameroncopeland986
    @cameroncopeland986 3 роки тому +8

    The best comedian about deserves more recognition! Absolutely creased from start to finish😂

    • @attackpatterndelta8949
      @attackpatterndelta8949 2 роки тому

      If he’s the best comedian, why is he playing dives like this one?

    • @anonman3707
      @anonman3707 5 місяців тому

      ​@@attackpatterndelta8949 he's cruising for ya mums crusty smelly minge 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Captainpubwatch
    @Captainpubwatch 4 роки тому +26

    It took me ages to watch the whole video - every time I only got 56 seconds in and then had to rewind it to the start! The delivery of "waste of oxygen you ###t" and the incubator gag are hilarious, couldn't get enough : )

    • @grahamwilson2164
      @grahamwilson2164 2 роки тому

      Problem is Jim davidson was using the same gags a long time ago

  • @dmurphy1578
    @dmurphy1578 4 роки тому +5

    Didn’t understand a word and I loved it.

  • @thebeerhunter817
    @thebeerhunter817 4 роки тому +1

    Fucking hilarious reminds me of a holiday from Australia to London as a kid in the 80s subscribed!!!!

  • @Weebay_213
    @Weebay_213 4 роки тому +3

    Bloody Gas 😂...subscribed, hilarious fella

  • @johnsmart9231
    @johnsmart9231 3 роки тому +2

    Incubator had tinted windows😂😂

  • @johnjonesufc
    @johnjonesufc 3 місяці тому +2

    LEGEND.

  • @paul7t5
    @paul7t5 3 роки тому +5

    I keep coming back to this, definitely one of my favourites haha!

    • @48paulnet
      @48paulnet 3 роки тому +1

      What absolute vacuous crap

    • @brunol9876
      @brunol9876 2 роки тому

      @@48paulnet ha ha get a life

  • @Andre-uv7vo
    @Andre-uv7vo 3 роки тому

    Just popped up on my youtube remember this fella leathering everyone on a facebook video sounds like one of the lads on a sunday on the ale tearing into everyone ha ha class

  • @FNIX_Gaming
    @FNIX_Gaming 4 роки тому +16

    Would love to see this live , makes me laugh every time

  • @MeVsMyself1
    @MeVsMyself1 2 роки тому +1

    Absolutely top drawer. Need to get to see you live.

  • @TwodaysTuesdays
    @TwodaysTuesdays Рік тому +1

    I can't stop laughing this guy is amazing 😂

  • @MRMK24
    @MRMK24 3 роки тому

    Go ahead Frankie 🤣🤣🤣

  • @barrycorrigan7517
    @barrycorrigan7517 4 роки тому +2

    Right up my street 🤣

  • @pravda666
    @pravda666 4 роки тому +4

    Absolutely brilliant haha doing Liverpool proud mate 👍

  • @ThatTallGuy0
    @ThatTallGuy0 2 роки тому +1

    Some of the funniest shit I’ve seen

  • @KevinSmith-wp9qs
    @KevinSmith-wp9qs 4 роки тому +3

    There's always an audience for this kind of stuff.

  • @emmanueltamvaklis8592
    @emmanueltamvaklis8592 11 місяців тому

    This was great. Loved it wish I was there. Well done

  • @paulclarke5752
    @paulclarke5752 4 роки тому +3

    Your brilliant thank you made me laugh

  • @tomlee982
    @tomlee982 3 роки тому +2

    The 7 people there was going wild

  • @craigmitchell6107
    @craigmitchell6107 4 роки тому +33

    Just come across Frankie..... we need him the world today , we need to let go sometimes and enjoy life .... well done Frankie old school comedi luv it 👍

  • @TheMuteone231
    @TheMuteone231 2 роки тому +1

    We need more comics like this on main stream television nowadays

  • @hjohnstone6921
    @hjohnstone6921 4 роки тому +10

    Never heard of this guy before... he’s fucking hilarious😭🤣😭🤣... Be seeing you Frankie👌🏻😉👍🏻

  • @MartinT5600
    @MartinT5600 4 роки тому +16

    This type of introduction is why I love You Tube. He is ace!

  • @englishmaninengland1451
    @englishmaninengland1451 4 роки тому +2

    That’s one hell of a parting on top of yer boat race Jon.

  • @TheClassifiedMan
    @TheClassifiedMan 4 роки тому +1

    Brilliant😂😂😂

  • @bradleyedwards8510
    @bradleyedwards8510 4 роки тому +3

    Tinted windows 😂

  • @broxithebear1872
    @broxithebear1872 3 роки тому +2

    You're absolutely brilliant I've been to see you 4 times and all the time I've sat right at the back so I don't get sagged 😂😂😂🤣

  • @sapien82
    @sapien82 4 роки тому

    he was asking frankie if he was serious hahah

  • @kevedwards
    @kevedwards 4 роки тому +45

    Proper old school comedy, brilliant stuff, not many have got the balls to pull this off nowadays.

    • @FrankieAllenComedy
      @FrankieAllenComedy  4 роки тому +9

      Thanks Kev! Appreciate this mate 😁

    • @telboy1965
      @telboy1965 4 роки тому +4

      Pure quality well done frankie legend 😂

  • @ExeterRipper
    @ExeterRipper 4 роки тому +4

    Comedy gold!!!! 👍

  • @Ki3X95
    @Ki3X95 4 роки тому +2

    “WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS”😂😂😂

  • @calderparkave45
    @calderparkave45 4 роки тому

    Different class f***king hilarious

  • @20fknyrs39
    @20fknyrs39 3 роки тому

    what a savage hahahahaha

  • @Happy240lad
    @Happy240lad 4 роки тому +9

    Wel'l get you a basket to weave 😂👍

  • @chrisyateswebdev
    @chrisyateswebdev Рік тому

    I was done at Incubator having tinted windows 🤣🤣.. I gotta see this guy live

  • @tigertank1a421
    @tigertank1a421 3 роки тому +3

    Brilliant, tears rolling down my face. Ahh needed that.

  • @sarahemerson6567
    @sarahemerson6567 4 роки тому +3

    Love this guy

  • @smugsmonkey6132
    @smugsmonkey6132 4 роки тому +3

    How funny was this. 🤣🤣🤣 I've subscribed

  • @toppertruthio
    @toppertruthio 3 роки тому

    youll see my bald head...straight between yer eyes lol

  • @kenjohnson1041
    @kenjohnson1041 10 місяців тому

    Frankie is in town this November and I can’t go…BOLLOCKS

  • @dannysmith5465
    @dannysmith5465 4 роки тому +1

    What a legend

  • @FaceFcuk
    @FaceFcuk 4 роки тому

    Brilliant ha ha , sound fella

  • @johnwilliamknox7156
    @johnwilliamknox7156 4 роки тому +1

    Quality as ever.

  • @trikkke11
    @trikkke11 4 роки тому +2

    Classy place. You can tell by the ceiling. What kind of audience did Frankie expect ?

  • @Possessed_Beats_AKA_SuperGod

    Me heart was in stitches

  • @jupiterredmoon6181
    @jupiterredmoon6181 4 роки тому +48

    I love old skool stand up where theres no boundaries n no subject is off limits!! Frank you will have a field day in Yarmouth soon its rougher than the soles of an Ethiopian marathon runners feet!!

    • @dawhitey75
      @dawhitey75 4 роки тому +4

      He sure would, went for a caravan trip down there and never seen so many fat bastards and mobility scooters..

    • @xstex
      @xstex 3 роки тому

      Stand up is still like this in clubs. It never changed.

  • @weechill333
    @weechill333 4 роки тому

    😂😂 brilliant

  • @drpeterthompson5894
    @drpeterthompson5894 2 роки тому

    tHERE IS ONLY ONE FRANKIE ALLEN😁

  • @fullspeedaheadbarcelona6502
    @fullspeedaheadbarcelona6502 4 роки тому +4

    Absolutely brilliant comedian!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Immortal_BP
    @Immortal_BP Рік тому +1

    i didnt understand 90% of what was said but still watched it

  • @pedclarkemobile
    @pedclarkemobile 3 роки тому +9

    The algorithm gave something proper for a change!

  • @TylerTheObserver
    @TylerTheObserver 3 роки тому

    From far away he looks like vinnie Jones
    Same attitude as well 😂😂😂