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The opening animation in the movie was made with AI? why does that dude in the painting have 6 fingers? you telling me JLO was ready to dish out millions to fund this stupid movie but cant even hire an actual artist or model to make a cutscene? boooooooh tomatoe tomatoe tomatoe
What gave it away for me was how the roses look like they aren't completely rendered. They look like they weren't animated using the same FPS as everything else. I hate when celebrities want praise for doing their own projects only to put in half of the effort required to make something good.
It’s because most of the budget went into fixing herself + her voice editing before caring about the others that were included, and then the background for last. Which is why the whole movie feels like a thesis, as said in the video😂 she was selfish in production and didn’t genuinely care about making a great film, only about making herself look great.
I didn’t notice until it was supposed to show her “frowning”. It literally looked like someone took the warp tool and dragged down the edges of her mouth 🤦🏾♀️
Okay hi indigenous anthropologist here and you're actually not wrong - one of the most ancient and pervasive mythic motifs is the idea that humans asking the gods to remove our suffering and pain is essentially asking to remove our human sentience because like a flower or a hummingbird doesn't fear death or have panic attacks over going to the grocery store 😅
Imagine if you were literally an Oscar-winning screenwriter and your wife spent $30 million making a film with this dialogue and story. I have so questions.
TBF he and Matt Damon stole the screenplay. He greatest acting role was acting like he was an Oscar winning writer. So it’s to like this hurts his credibility as a writer or anything p.
No one told her it would suck? You mean every studio turning her down, Ben Affleck telling her it sucks and trying to make corrections she rejected, and Jane Fonda telling her it sucked is being surrounded by yes people?
I saw a clip of the zodiac council on tiktok and I legitimately thought it was an AD for something, bro it was so silly . I can't believe it was in this movie
@@pairashootpants5373TBH, low-key, that's most humans, though...like thinking a sky daddy or prophet is watching everything we do and keeping tally. Oops.
@@SaintShionummmm I don’t know anyone high key or low key who believes a council of 12 gods are exclusively watching them. Most people have the feeling that whatever god they believe in is watching everyone at all times. Not just jlo lol
That documentary actually made me feel bad Ben Affleck... which is so hard to do... but watching that man wrestle knowing what a train wreck this was while trying to be super supportive was so awful. You know that man wanted a drink like his life depended on it! 😅 The longer the documentary went on the more and more he looked like a ragged man at the end of a long journey thru the desert.
@@potatopirate5557 meanwhile, she’s not supporting him by attending his award ceremony because her movie about herself is more important, kind of like that guys wedding. I hope that was a bad joke.
All narcissists think that about themselves. At least she’s not pretending to be a normal person. I’m going to enjoy watching the dumpster fire that is Jlo’s career
Her movie is giving nothing, but expecting everything. 20 million dollars is a drop in the bucket for her, but she’s expecting us poors to be impressed.
@user-mt5lj8ot3h there's a clip of Jen calling Jane fonda basically begging her to be in the movie even tho Jane said no. It was so cringe and poor Jane....u could tell how badly she didn't wanna do it e jlo wouldn't let up
I went to my niece's 4th grade class musical tonight, and it was definitely way more entertaining than what Jlo did here. Thank you Nick, for watching it so I don't have to
When I heard Jennifer and Ben got back together, I really liked that love story: the idea of two people taking twenty ish years to grow and find each other again. I guess I only ever surface level followed either of them though, because it sounds like growing was NOT done
There are times when artists make things as a "passion project" and it's worth making, even for a small but like-minded audience who will be touched by it. The same cannot be said for something like this, which is, instead, a vanity project. The only person being touched in a vanity project is the person making it. (Cue joke about sex toys and self love.)
this creature really had the audacity of making an AI intro for a project which was meant to make the general public treat her like a serious artist… THE GALL
I would be interested in a comparison between the abusive relationship subplot in this movie to the movie Enough that she starred in in the early 2000s.
@@TheWolfeDen it's one of my favorite movies. I saw it shortly after it came out (I'm assuming straight to home video? I don't remember if it was ever in theaters) and always felt it was a good balance between a thriller and a true-enough story of a survivor. The actor playing the antagonist does a really good job of portraying an abuser, acting as someone who is charming at first and subtly dropping red flags until he doesn't have to hide who he is anymore. It's not a perfect representation of an abuser/victim dynamic, but for an early-2000s thriller, there is a lot of good stuff to take from it.
I think you are giving this way too much credit calling it a student thesis film. This is more like a sophomore in high school with a super rich daddy who said, "don't do drugs, take the black Amex and make a film instead, honey!"
Agree! Saying it's like a film school students project is insulting. This is high school level at best. I used to write short stories in middle school. And I'm sure they were better than this.
This made me think of The Cell, too! Except The Cell was slightly better, possibly because J.Lo did not make it herself. Also, Vincent D'Onofrio would have definitely refused to appear in this film, if she even called him. (Surely she did not.)
Except Halsey and Kasey are actually talented. I loved the film Halsey made for her visual album. I haven't heard of Kasey's, but I'm sure there's something to love about it, her music is great. JLO however...nah
I cannot get through this one without laughing my head off, now it's the motorcycle commentary from you that's making me ROTFL royally omg...you're a hoot...do you do comedy? Like stand up? You should omg.....when I stop laughing I'll continue...........this is a blast!
16:25 PERFECT repeat 😂 It had my dying cause I was like, did I hear that right? And then it literally repeat and I just laughed harderrr😭 abusive boyfriend scotch😭
I'm the same age as J.Lo and I also went to NYU. A looooooong time ago. I was a theater major, but all of my friends were film majors. I understand completely what you mean when you talk about student films. ☺️
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Jane Fonda knows about BAD PR!!! REMEMBER JI JANE...THAT WAS NOT A COMPLIMENT... VIETNAM WAR
The mud soo SILLY
The opening animation in the movie was made with AI? why does that dude in the painting have 6 fingers? you telling me JLO was ready to dish out millions to fund this stupid movie but cant even hire an actual artist or model to make a cutscene? boooooooh tomatoe tomatoe tomatoe
What gave it away for me was how the roses look like they aren't completely rendered. They look like they weren't animated using the same FPS as everything else.
I hate when celebrities want praise for doing their own projects only to put in half of the effort required to make something good.
@@elijahishere omg trueee
I was surprised Nick didn’t call this out. That whole sequence WREAKED of AI
It’s because most of the budget went into fixing herself + her voice editing before caring about the others that were included, and then the background for last. Which is why the whole movie feels like a thesis, as said in the video😂 she was selfish in production and didn’t genuinely care about making a great film, only about making herself look great.
I didn’t notice until it was supposed to show her “frowning”. It literally looked like someone took the warp tool and dragged down the edges of her mouth 🤦🏾♀️
God I love that clip of the old man asking Jennifer Lopez who Jennifer Lopez is.
Also Mariah refusing to know her
I badly want to know what the conversation was like when they decided to keep that clip in 😭
The clip of the old man never gets old!
@@hannahysabelle💯
Me too. Plus Moriah Carey's laugh. That did it for me.
"Dont overthink the hypocrisy, im kind of just a bitch." Put that on my tombstone😊
same lmao
Same!!
I don't just want that as my epitaph, I NEED it 😂
Okay hi indigenous anthropologist here and you're actually not wrong - one of the most ancient and pervasive mythic motifs is the idea that humans asking the gods to remove our suffering and pain is essentially asking to remove our human sentience because like a flower or a hummingbird doesn't fear death or have panic attacks over going to the grocery store 😅
What they said! ^^^
(One of few times my anthropology degree is actually useful for something 😂)
okay you're right but you shouldn't SAY it
This is a peak comment. Thanks!
That’s happens a lot in mythology
sounds nice
Imagine if you were literally an Oscar-winning screenwriter and your wife spent $30 million making a film with this dialogue and story. I have so questions.
Maybe that’s why they’re (reportedly) divorcing-because she wouldn’t take his notes
Probably why they will iinevitably divorce 😂
TBF he and Matt Damon stole the screenplay. He greatest acting role was acting like he was an Oscar winning writer. So it’s to like this hurts his credibility as a writer or anything p.
@@alansmithee5595Yeah, he is a lower level whatever, too. They can’t climb off of each other, so it will never work.😂
@@alansmithee5595 no wonder they understand each other
I just keep picturing Gene from "Bobs Burgers" yelling, "THIS IS ME NOW... THIS ME NOW.... THIS IS ME NOW!!!! 😅
Oh my people are here
“We’ve all heard that before. 🙄” 😂
Me too 😂
💕🍔
I love this comment so much ❤
“Dead roses? Everyone take your bras off. We’re going to roll around in some shit.” LMAO
🤣🤣🤣
"The dog is not even fcking fluffy" 😂😂😂
HIM SAYING IT THE WAY HE SAID IT MADE ME SNORT LAUGH SO HARD, IT HURT 🤣🤣🤣
I almost choked on my shoe string fries when I burst out in short snort laugh bursts 😂😂
Why I said the same thing when he said it 😂😂😂😂
JLo feels like if Gabbie Hanna had money
Congratulations, you won the internet today! I'm dead! Lmao 💀💀💀💀
OOF this feels too true
AHHH
I'm dead ☠️☠️☠️☠️
I’m fawkin crying this is so accurate
No one told her it would suck? You mean every studio turning her down, Ben Affleck telling her it sucks and trying to make corrections she rejected, and Jane Fonda telling her it sucked is being surrounded by yes people?
Those don't count. She probably asked her reflection in the mirror and it said "Yes, you go girl!" and that's all she needed.
“Not all terrain is great for a motorcycle, hydroplane Jane and the road rash kid” is my new favorite thing
😂😂😂😂
The motorcycle scene is so much, I love it lmfao
Ok but the boyfriend with the gun seems like a blatant reference to puff daddy…the whole night club shooting…!?!
Ohhh yeah she doesn't "want to talk about that" but likeee lmao
Yup but she can’t talk about it or she’d be caught in lies
@@Krystal_Clearr and possibly end up being subpoena'd due to recent events lol
i just feel she started this right when she find out about p diddy getting investigated
@@ProfessorFishStarted what? Making a movie?
“Boom now you’re a shark too! “🦈 😂😂
Now we are a family of sharks!🦈 how cute! ☺️ lolololol
Some days that sounds great.😂
This movie is surprisingly short at only one hour but you best believe it took me at least three hours to get through it.
😂😂💀
😂😂😂😂
Uhn uhn...😮 🫢🤭
I saw a clip of the zodiac council on tiktok and I legitimately thought it was an AD for something, bro it was so silly . I can't believe it was in this movie
Yeah, it's giving superbowl ad lol
omg it truly does feel like it was shot as an ad
The zodiac part is like the ultimate narcissism. Her life is sooo important, these gods exist to watch her life??
@@pairashootpants5373TBH, low-key, that's most humans, though...like thinking a sky daddy or prophet is watching everything we do and keeping tally. Oops.
@@SaintShionummmm I don’t know anyone high key or low key who believes a council of 12 gods are exclusively watching them. Most people have the feeling that whatever god they believe in is watching everyone at all times. Not just jlo lol
JLo thinks she’s super deep, thoughtful, insightful and a terrific story teller. She needs to get with Jojo Siwa and do a collab of cringe.
🤣🤣🤣
Don’t give them any ideas
That documentary actually made me feel bad Ben Affleck... which is so hard to do... but watching that man wrestle knowing what a train wreck this was while trying to be super supportive was so awful. You know that man wanted a drink like his life depended on it! 😅 The longer the documentary went on the more and more he looked like a ragged man at the end of a long journey thru the desert.
@@potatopirate5557 meanwhile, she’s not supporting him by attending his award ceremony because her movie about herself is more important, kind of like that guys wedding. I hope that was a bad joke.
All narcissists think that about themselves. At least she’s not pretending to be a normal person. I’m going to enjoy watching the dumpster fire that is Jlo’s career
The zodiac council Super Bowl scene 😂😂😂 literally feels like an SNL skit
“Sharks don’t get cancer, we read that online somewhere” 🤣
Everyone: Jennifer Lopez's worst movie is Gigli.
Jlo: hold my beer
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Savage! I love this!
That permanent Bold Glamour filter from TikTok on JLo’s face deserves its name in the credits.
That eyeshadow colour compliments your complexion and eye colour SO WELL 🤩
I felt like a weirdo that I noticed it and was focused on how good it looks. I wished more people wore color !
Its literally just teal/blue eyeshadow 😅 anyone can put it on...
@@RoseGoldPDX yeah I know. It's just fun that's all. I like seeing fun looks. At least that's my explanation. 🤷🏿
I'm loving their look in this video too (edited to correct pronoun)
I don't know if I'm delusional but it's giving Britney Spears to me
Her movie is giving nothing, but expecting everything. 20 million dollars is a drop in the bucket for her, but she’s expecting us poors to be impressed.
"Ok, ok low potassium. Let’s eat a banana 🍌" lolol I felt that in my soul
I take heart knowing that Jane Fonda seems nice
She tried to tell her not to do this, I'm curious how she ended up involved lmao
@@alansmithee5595 oh girl enjoy swallowing that Kool aid. Supporting Vietnam was the right thing to do.
@user-mt5lj8ot3h they're friends! Or still fairly friendly like they made a movie together and i believe have been decently close since
@user-mt5lj8ot3h there's a clip of Jen calling Jane fonda basically begging her to be in the movie even tho Jane said no. It was so cringe and poor Jane....u could tell how badly she didn't wanna do it e jlo wouldn't let up
That's so truee!💯
I am Puerto Rican and from the Bronx and from the 90s. I have literally never met a J Lo fan. That has to say something
Miss hydroplane jane and the roadrash kid. Gigglesnort. Perfection.
So at around 16:29 I think that repetition was an accident, but it still made me laugh a lot😂
i ate an edible a few hrs ago and thought my sense of time and space was being affected 😭
Omg idk if im loosing it but ive been seeing people using this repetitive replay and man it confuses me 😂
After a good wake n bake I can say that was kind of a mind fuck
@@knitwitchpghso it’s NOT just me?? What is that about?
Thank you for saying this out loud with time stamp and everything lol now I’m fully prepared vs thinking my brain glitched
I went to my niece's 4th grade class musical tonight, and it was definitely way more entertaining than what Jlo did here. Thank you Nick, for watching it so I don't have to
🤣🤣🤣 Thank you so much!
It's hilarious when she goes back to the block and nobody knows who she is😂
Oh god, the name reminds me of: “I am Here…. Now.” By Neil Breen.
A far more profound work
Yessss!!! Lol. I was thinking the same thing lol 😂😂😂
J Lo WISHES she could touch the green screen’d in greatness of a Breen film. J Lo? More J-You’re-NO-Neil-Breen.
Me too
🤣🤣🤣
Saw Jaime French talk about this, and Idk if I can witness it again...well, let me watch for the jokes lol.
😂😂😂
Same 😂😂😂
Same.
Same it was worth it
Haha. Jaime and Nick are literally my 2 go-to s for some laughs and good times! Both of them are way too funny and amazing!
I still can't believe she chose Fat Joe to play the therapist. That is absurd 😂
Lean back... on the therapist couch
No one else wanted to
I thought I was mean for thinking “of *all* the people to have star as your therapist… you chose Fat Joe?”
So glad you decided to cover this “visual album” …I only watched it bc I saw Keke Palmer was in it 😂
same!! lmaoo
Jennifer: reaches in her bag
Record label: ok well at least it’s only one stupid idea we have to sell
Jennifer: *excitedly reaches back in her bag*
The funniest thing is how violent the boyfriend gets over zodiac signs. I get it's not everyone's thing, but it's not that deep. 😂
Excuse me maam, did you just write the word zodiac at me? 👊
The fact she spent like 30 million dollars on this and it's only an hour long 😂
she could've gave me 30 million and I'd be so happy
When I heard Jennifer and Ben got back together, I really liked that love story: the idea of two people taking twenty ish years to grow and find each other again. I guess I only ever surface level followed either of them though, because it sounds like growing was NOT done
“Hi Denise”
Letting you know that he calls Amazon customer service often😂😂
There are times when artists make things as a "passion project" and it's worth making, even for a small but like-minded audience who will be touched by it.
The same cannot be said for something like this, which is, instead, a vanity project. The only person being touched in a vanity project is the person making it.
(Cue joke about sex toys and self love.)
I'm *really* hoping Rite Here Rite Now is an example of a former.
She’s a Leo
this creature really had the audacity of making an AI intro for a project which was meant to make the general public treat her like a serious artist… THE GALL
16:20when the abusive BF says meticulous, he reminds me of the Spanish guy who says "the homegirl is domestic violence." Google it. 😂
Yo homegirls abusive
🤣🤣🤣
Nick I'm obsessed with your eye makeup and that necklace omg
Thank you so much! ❤️
I’m sorry but the way they drew her at 5:50 is meme material
It's AI, which makes it worse 😅
@@grantmegan91 oh god that explains so much
I am Puerto Rican. I have never heard of this mythical story ever. And I am 61.
i’m puerto rican too and i was like “i have never heard of this in my life” 😭😭😭
Don't ask gods for anything! Ever! It never ends well because gods are basically internet trolls with infinite power and immortality.
Oh FUCK yeah brother thanks for listening to all our requests for this hehehe
Thank you so much for all of your suggestions. keep them coming. ❤️
Love this energy! Nick has that quick sass that makes me laugh!!!
Thank you for your feedback. I really appreciate it.🙂
She’s had her Neil Breen moment 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
21:15 “IM GONNA HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE A PIG DENISE” nooooo I’m dyingggggg
So this is basically JLo’s narcissistic fever dream of a passion project generated by AI.
"okay, low potassium. let's eat a banana ~" you're comedy gold 😭
I would be interested in a comparison between the abusive relationship subplot in this movie to the movie Enough that she starred in in the early 2000s.
Oooo. Great thought!
Interesting. I really like Enough! I feel like it doesn't get enough credit.
@@TheWolfeDen it's one of my favorite movies. I saw it shortly after it came out (I'm assuming straight to home video? I don't remember if it was ever in theaters) and always felt it was a good balance between a thriller and a true-enough story of a survivor. The actor playing the antagonist does a really good job of portraying an abuser, acting as someone who is charming at first and subtly dropping red flags until he doesn't have to hide who he is anymore.
It's not a perfect representation of an abuser/victim dynamic, but for an early-2000s thriller, there is a lot of good stuff to take from it.
I think you are giving this way too much credit calling it a student thesis film. This is more like a sophomore in high school with a super rich daddy who said, "don't do drugs, take the black Amex and make a film instead, honey!"
Agree! Saying it's like a film school students project is insulting. This is high school level at best.
I used to write short stories in middle school. And I'm sure they were better than this.
The entire intro segment of the movie was AI generated... and badly lol
I’m convinced she used the dream sequences from the movie she was in called The Cell (good movie btw) as inspiration.
This made me think of The Cell, too! Except The Cell was slightly better, possibly because J.Lo did not make it herself.
Also, Vincent D'Onofrio would have definitely refused to appear in this film, if she even called him. (Surely she did not.)
The best film she’ll ever get near!
You don’t know how much I needed this Nick. You’re the perfect thing to distract me from my grim reality lol.
That means the world to me. Thank you so much and for your kind words.
Sooo JLO saw Halsey and Kasey musgraves make movies out of their albums with the same themes and had to make her own shit version? 😂
She always wants to be lauded as the best to ever do any singular thing. She couldn't help herself. It's similar to Cardi B.
Ooh, Kasey Musgraves has one? That sounds intriguing
Halsey's was interesting though. she knows how to hire people that know what they are doing. I haven't seen Kasey Musgraves so can't comment on hers.
Except Halsey and Kasey are actually talented. I loved the film Halsey made for her visual album. I haven't heard of Kasey's, but I'm sure there's something to love about it, her music is great. JLO however...nah
I cannot get through this one without laughing my head off, now it's the motorcycle commentary from you that's making me ROTFL royally omg...you're a hoot...do you do comedy? Like stand up? You should omg.....when I stop laughing I'll continue...........this is a blast!
He is hilarious. What a funny review.
@@chiablum1453 A HOOT~
I am so glad that you enjoyed it. 🤗 Thanks for being a television viewer!
@@NickDiRamioTV I'm a fan now Nick, you are amazing!!!!
hi nick love you in a healthy and not parasocial way. like respect.
Thank you so much! ❤️
I took that Libra stab personally girl! I don't get violent I cry at conflicts lmao
I’m so glad to come home to this. Nick on Jlo’s ego. Oh god yes.
Thank you so much! ❤️
I love your Twitches amulet Nick lmao slay as per usual
Thank you so much! ❤️
Immediately starting, "Boo boo and Goo Goo" I'm already dead 💀 😭
I have watched Knives Out multiple times and never noticed that sweater. 😂
Who else thinks Ben Affleck showed her Metropolis and at over 50 years old she was like this is what was missing from my film no one will fund?
Literally was hoping youd cover this. The first time someone paid to destroy their own career lol
Thank you for waiting. Love yaa!! ❤️
@@NickDiRamioTV ❤️❤️
Not you calling Amazon customer services to remove content 😂 that death threat had me rolling.
Nick should’ve gone all-in and made a 66 minute video roasting this 65 minute “movie” out of pure spite
passion projects are hit or miss and homegirl def missed with this one. i loved her begging jane fonda to be in the movie.
That's so truee!💯
Don't overthink the hypocrisy, I'm kind of just a bitch 🤣🤣🤣
"He's saying all of these words that.....suck so bad" 😂😂
The intro ate 💀💀❤️
I am so glad that you enjoyed it. 🤗 Thanks for being a television viewer!
“Sprung from JLo’s ego driven final attempt at relevancy that not many people would want to watch” 😂😂😂😂😂
Omfg ANIMORPHS 😂😂 he really is showing his age hahaha
You dropped this at the PERFECT time!! 😂
Thank you so much.❤️
The repeat "abusive boyfriend scotch" section made me feel like I was losing touch with reality even more Dang it Nick
16:25 PERFECT repeat 😂
It had my dying cause I was like, did I hear that right? And then it literally repeat and I just laughed harderrr😭 abusive boyfriend scotch😭
"Holding a bottle of abusive boyfriend scotch" Damn. No wonder Ben is pissed.
The amount of self-awareness in the first 3mins up to "one delusional b watching another"😭
"a mishmash of different tones and sincerity levels" brilliant 😽
So obsessed with you lately, I put your playlists on and just play them while I sleep 👌🏼
Thank you so much! ❤️
Feels like a bunch of music videos glued together.
Fun fact Amazon will let anyone upload their movie on the website
Your tangent about the flower had me on the floor laughing my ass off I could not breathe! HAHA😂
Why does the animation look like AI? 😭
Can't get over the nonsensical news headline below anchorman ben that misspells meteorologist and says claim twice
Hahahahaha animorphs books and I can totally picture you in different stages of animal change 😂😂😂 thanks for the laughs
17:00 i LOVE when you really talk film omg please do a class
To be married to an Oscar winning writer and still manage to put out such a flop
I feel like I’m watching the worlds longest superbowl commercial
I have been waiting for thissss 🙌🏻
Thank you for waiting. Love yaa!! ❤️
You had me at delusional b to another delusional b 😂😂😂
OMG her and jojo siwa need to collab 😭😂 you go girlsss give us nothing
This video is 6x funnier rewatching after the divorce announcement
She should’ve just done the whole film in dance tbh bc wtf is this dialogue
❤❤❤ I always get so excited to see your videos ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ them filing for divorce is just the cherry on top lol
😍😍❤️❤️ Hoping for the best. Thank you so much!
I knew J Lo is messed up when that story came out about her not hiring Virgo dancers.
What do u mean?!?! Virgos are the hardest workers!!!
Didn't want to be out shined, perhaps?
I'm the same age as J.Lo and I also went to NYU. A looooooong time ago. I was a theater major, but all of my friends were film majors. I understand completely what you mean when you talk about student films. ☺️
YES NICK IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THISSSSS!!! Thank you for uploading at the perfect time!
Thank you for waiting. Love yaa!! ❤️