Oblivion NPC Dialogue gets Intense

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  • @Gamediril
    @Gamediril  4 роки тому +1826

    Oblivion NPC tells a story: ua-cam.com/video/xV9wu53T1Go/v-deo.html
    Average Oblivion NPC Dialogue: ua-cam.com/video/Ke5wLYz44Q0/v-deo.html

    • @janmichael-vincent7585
      @janmichael-vincent7585 4 роки тому +17

      PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THIS ITS SO GOOD HAHAHHA

    • @carbon6390
      @carbon6390 4 роки тому +9

      Dude I have to say, you did an amazing job with this! I hope to see more! Cheers 🍻!

    • @Gamediril
      @Gamediril  4 роки тому +21

      Thanks guys, I'll do my best! cheers

    • @halhal2592
      @halhal2592 4 роки тому +2

      You be trollin' dude

    • @Citiglobal88
      @Citiglobal88 4 роки тому

      That takes balls

  • @_GnarDab_
    @_GnarDab_ 4 роки тому +56928

    This dude quick saved and started picking all the aggressive dialogue options

  • @dropdedd
    @dropdedd 4 роки тому +8842

    quest complete: Get the imperial to stop stealing mead

    • @dropdedd
      @dropdedd 4 роки тому +47

      @Mr. Happy nah look at his ears not pointy enough and he doesn't even have a mana bar 😬

    • @SUPEROGRE5000
      @SUPEROGRE5000 4 роки тому +5

      Nice

    • @shortty7618
      @shortty7618 4 роки тому +10

      Lmao that’s the whole backstory to this

    • @dropdedd
      @dropdedd 4 роки тому +17

      @Lich Mead decreases speech and charisma 🤔

    • @lintecassidy206
      @lintecassidy206 4 роки тому +7

      Mr. Happy HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE HIGH ELVES?

  • @nateguerra319
    @nateguerra319 4 роки тому +19336

    Marshall: Acts like cop
    Citizen: acts like cop
    Officer leaves...
    *illusion increased to 100*

  • @interloper6874
    @interloper6874 2 роки тому +1714

    Literally ends it with an actual NPC line 🤣 "I'll be watching you"

    • @DailyShit.
      @DailyShit. Рік тому +19

      Some guy said that to me a couple weeks ago. Like wtf does that mean ? Sure you do.

    • @quvuergatulyai980
      @quvuergatulyai980 Рік тому

      @@DailyShit. fr 💀

    • @JuJu-cz4kr
      @JuJu-cz4kr Рік тому +1

      @@DailyShit. I thought about drill sergeant Hartman in full metal jacket when he said that. I'll be watching you !

    • @MathieusChainsawCarvings
      @MathieusChainsawCarvings Рік тому +1

      @@DailyShit. means he is outside your window right now

    • @onearthonelegion
      @onearthonelegion Рік тому +6

      It's actual Police line (Every Breath You Take)

  • @Johannes4233
    @Johannes4233 4 роки тому +17973

    "You need to leave now"
    "NO U"
    Speech 100

    • @metropcsamazing2865
      @metropcsamazing2865 4 роки тому +145

      Thats fucking hilarious

    • @dariannnnnn
      @dariannnnnn 4 роки тому +48

      what is this? reddit?

    • @c97x
      @c97x 4 роки тому +46

      0:59
      [Success]

    • @deleteduser121
      @deleteduser121 4 роки тому +3

      Drum roll

    •  4 роки тому +3

      Le rebbit army is here XD

  • @theanimal0256
    @theanimal0256 4 роки тому +8686

    He talking to the officer like he is his dad.

    • @ChaotiX1
      @ChaotiX1 4 роки тому +542

      "quit drinkin' on the job BOI" had me dying X'D

    • @bennypreston7337
      @bennypreston7337 4 роки тому +16

      Haaaaahaha

    • @Reth_Hard
      @Reth_Hard 4 роки тому +92

      That's one of these videos you only get once in a while. I really wish I could like the video a few dozens of times.
      In fact, I think I'll make a second account just for liking this twice... :P

    • @Thawhid
      @Thawhid 4 роки тому +16

      @@Reth_Hard I agree with you but calm down

    • @Reth_Hard
      @Reth_Hard 4 роки тому +27

      @@Thawhid
      Don't tell me to calm down, it was 2 weeks ago and I'm still laughing...

  • @jacobhanlon-dunn6254
    @jacobhanlon-dunn6254 4 роки тому +29129

    I still don't know who's in authority here

    • @TJlolbagger
      @TJlolbagger 4 роки тому +2072

      Adam Kurkey nice edgy red-pill

    • @noahblair-sparks7845
      @noahblair-sparks7845 4 роки тому +726

      Pretty sure the guy on the phone is the chief lmao, the other cop seemed to have his attention of the detective

    • @snicker12
      @snicker12 4 роки тому +735

      James Freeman, the one holding the camera, says to this detective in the longer video of this dialogue that he (James) is an undercover investigative journalist.
      Since journalism and media have a lot of power in the United States (due to our strong belief and support of the 1st amendment as a whole), James has more power in this situation to antagonize this detective;
      *(even though James is mostly lying, his bluff is never called.)
      ua-cam.com/video/r55BFO9ZVaM/v-deo.html

    • @thomasc9248
      @thomasc9248 4 роки тому +294

      @@CheesyChez421 "All police" you lost right there. That's hella immoral to say. How hypocritical.

    • @CheapSkateGamer96
      @CheapSkateGamer96 4 роки тому +167

      @Miles Romo Why would I call the police if I was in danger? They won't show up for at least an hour.

  • @deagle2yadome696
    @deagle2yadome696 11 місяців тому +94

    “You quit drinking on the job, you understand me? You punk ass”
    I can’t 😂 lmaooo

    • @user-jy2uu5iv7d
      @user-jy2uu5iv7d 3 місяці тому +1

      that "you punk ass" sounded like it came straight out of GTA 😂

  • @EpicCoolGuy21
    @EpicCoolGuy21 4 роки тому +7068

    This guy leveled to speech 100 all the “intimidation” dialogue options

    • @christopheryoung4481
      @christopheryoung4481 4 роки тому +37

      😂😂😂 I cant stop laughing at this comment

    • @delet3999
      @delet3999 4 роки тому +12

      @@christopheryoung4481 Fuck off

    • @ceaserjuarez2304
      @ceaserjuarez2304 4 роки тому +4

      LOL!

    • @realszn
      @realszn 4 роки тому +5

      im loving how speech 100 is from skyrim and this is an oblivion sorta video

    • @delet3999
      @delet3999 4 роки тому +3

      @@realszn The whole meme makes no sense lmao

  • @danielburow8538
    @danielburow8538 4 роки тому +7233

    I like the police officer backup armed with a fire extinguisher

    • @thelustylugia5869
      @thelustylugia5869 4 роки тому +49

      Fire hydrant

    • @G36203
      @G36203 4 роки тому +342

      Classic bethesda's glitch...

    • @gabrielmarquez908
      @gabrielmarquez908 4 роки тому +46

      @@thelustylugia5869 fire wetter

    • @akash2514
      @akash2514 4 роки тому +45

      When they borrow NPCs from GTA.

    • @vacuumboy6.0
      @vacuumboy6.0 4 роки тому +36

      Maybe he just wants to be a fire fighter... Poor guy

  • @Tubsalts
    @Tubsalts 4 роки тому +3820

    “YOU DONT LOOK BACK HERE AGAIN” “👁👄👁”

  • @premiumshiptosts2263
    @premiumshiptosts2263 2 роки тому +2728

    "What are you working on?"
    "Several Cases"
    Right, several cases of beer.

  • @stoopidapples1596
    @stoopidapples1596 4 роки тому +5923

    I love how the oblivion music just accelerates as the drama gets more intense.

  • @maiuro358
    @maiuro358 4 роки тому +5091

    "You got about 5 minutes to get out of here right now"

  • @obblivionkr
    @obblivionkr 4 роки тому +3957

    There’s something about oblivion music making every conversation sound ridiculous

    • @Leve55
      @Leve55 4 роки тому +13

      Yeah alot of people use it in their videos :)

    • @FusRoDah2
      @FusRoDah2 4 роки тому +106

      Especially if the conversation is already ridiculous.

    • @loic7867
      @loic7867 4 роки тому +36

      yeah but this dialog didn't even need the music it would still sound super dumb lmao

    • @KOOLEE88
      @KOOLEE88 4 роки тому +7

      Is this real? I'm confused but it's funny af

    • @ellmatic
      @ellmatic 4 роки тому +1

      That's the point dumbass

  • @mcdaddy000
    @mcdaddy000 11 місяців тому +138

    "You've got about 5 minutes to get out of here...right now" always gets me

    • @bigcazza5260
      @bigcazza5260 5 місяців тому

      "ive got 4 minutes and 59 seconds to be a cunt then dont i sir"

    • @Jolis_Parsec
      @Jolis_Parsec 4 місяці тому +2

      You were caught trespassing!
      40 septim fine added to your bounty.

    • @gabrielegagliardi3956
      @gabrielegagliardi3956 2 місяці тому

      He was fine with being insulted for 5 minutes straight, which are basically an eternity. Imagine being called a miserable drunk pos for five minutes by a stranger. Ahahah.

  • @connorfisher1651
    @connorfisher1651 4 роки тому +3470

    “You quit drinking on the job boy”
    Officers inner monologue “how does he know!?”

    • @Richwiking318
      @Richwiking318 4 роки тому +11

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @pabloesco749
      @pabloesco749 4 роки тому +21

      Bro you just know don’t ask

    • @R0ckst4r0ck3r
      @R0ckst4r0ck3r 4 роки тому +16

      Well isn't it what most officers do?

    • @Ria-sd2ex
      @Ria-sd2ex 4 роки тому +11

      His face was priceless 😂

    • @hugo_vega_1
      @hugo_vega_1 4 роки тому +4

      For real he was drunk hahahahaha

  • @FusRoDah2
    @FusRoDah2 4 роки тому +4536

    The moment the cop briefly slurred his words he was defeated.

    • @destructimus
      @destructimus 4 роки тому +248

      You better stop drinking on the job, boy.

    • @gottaproxy8826
      @gottaproxy8826 4 роки тому +55

      Well, the dude was clearly drunk. Lil 5 foot 5 cop acting like his dick is three feet long lol

    • @user-ji4ve7sx2f
      @user-ji4ve7sx2f 4 роки тому +93

      That’s what happens when adrenaline starts hitting your body. Poor guy was feeling the confrontation vibes

    • @FusRoDah2
      @FusRoDah2 4 роки тому +24

      @@user-ji4ve7sx2f True. Or the liquor XD

    • @CarsonScholz
      @CarsonScholz 4 роки тому +27

      Lmao at “You have about 5 minutes to get off this property”

  • @marlkalone7361
    @marlkalone7361 4 роки тому +8606

    Even the way the cop stands at the beginning is like an NPC waiting to be interacted with.

    • @bingus_the_dongus
      @bingus_the_dongus 3 роки тому +107

      lmao

    • @kenrickeason
      @kenrickeason 3 роки тому +241

      That what made me laugh the most.. Him standing there like a NPC ready to give you some type of information.. If he had T-Pose I would of died of laughter..

    • @ArcaneEiro
      @ArcaneEiro 3 роки тому +32

      @@kenrickeason T-pose!!! Lmfao!!

    • @kenrickeason
      @kenrickeason 3 роки тому +5

      @@ArcaneEiro 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @user-zb4ss5ze5s
      @user-zb4ss5ze5s 3 роки тому +64

      "Who are you?" * starts moving *

  • @abdyousuf4338
    @abdyousuf4338 2 роки тому +277

    I watch this video every couple of months, I still die laughing each time 💀💀💀

  • @Lord_Talha
    @Lord_Talha 4 роки тому +4774

    Not Mike's fault he drank a lil mead. His cousin is off fighting dragons, and what does he get? Guard duty.

    • @JohnJohnson-dc9yv
      @JohnJohnson-dc9yv 4 роки тому +108

      Someone reverse pickpocketed the mead into his inventory. What was he supposed to do, NOT drink it??

    • @eemotion
      @eemotion 4 роки тому +68

      @JC Denton Correct universe.

    • @mike92yeah
      @mike92yeah 4 роки тому +1

      Talha K lmao

    • @abeidiot
      @abeidiot 4 роки тому +72

      @JC Denton Oh look, joke police is here

    • @lain6830
      @lain6830 4 роки тому +5

      He is the guy that will get an arrow in the knee in the future

  • @YoungJusticeLuv
    @YoungJusticeLuv 4 роки тому +2898

    Man walked away because the camera guy was starting to sound like his father.

    • @nihilnihil161
      @nihilnihil161 4 роки тому +27

      Big dad energy

    • @Cattildo
      @Cattildo 4 роки тому

      What father? Lmao

    • @bozotheclown666
      @bozotheclown666 4 роки тому +1

      Cheezy Chez fr, ion even know if the dude was a drunk either. He might’ve but we don’t know.

    • @OliveMule
      @OliveMule 4 роки тому +7

      @@xXKillaBGXx shut up loser

    • @paolocaballero2541
      @paolocaballero2541 4 роки тому

      why is this so underrated?

  • @Chris-xb9sv
    @Chris-xb9sv 3 роки тому +5899

    When you choose all the aggressive dialogue options on a guard, but your speech is 100.

  • @0mattp0
    @0mattp0 11 місяців тому +68

    This right here is a beautiful thing to watch. Not only does he tell the cop he’s “asking the questions”, but then tells him “you don’t look back here again”. This man is the wind beneath my wings.

  • @SuatGoku
    @SuatGoku 3 роки тому +5602

    "u get about FIVE Minutes to get out of here"
    "Or what?"
    - Intimidation failed

  • @devansnider7793
    @devansnider7793 4 роки тому +3694

    "Are you working on something right now?"
    "Yeah, I am." **looks at phone**
    I feel that

    • @DAngeloIzquierdo
      @DAngeloIzquierdo 4 роки тому +54

      izurie1319 what the fuck are u even saying

    • @baptm727
      @baptm727 4 роки тому +17

      SEVERAL CASES

    • @psisis7423
      @psisis7423 4 роки тому +29

      @izurie1319 can you teach me that elven language

    • @fd4816
      @fd4816 4 роки тому +1

      tf are you guys saying

    • @Jevix-xl1tx
      @Jevix-xl1tx 4 роки тому +2

      @yellell3701 dude's on another plane of existence.

  • @Eschief26
    @Eschief26 4 роки тому +1876

    "You quit drinking on the job, boy, you understand me?" ..lmao

    • @ohemge12
      @ohemge12 4 роки тому +110

      Lavander Eschief guy starts turning around like his dads giving him shit lmao

    • @nfwchopped42
      @nfwchopped42 4 роки тому +30

      LMAO 😂🤣😂 Wow shit got really real, like real quick

    • @metalphobos3632
      @metalphobos3632 4 роки тому +4

      That killed me. Lol.

    • @ThizzDiggs
      @ThizzDiggs 4 роки тому +7

      Shit had me in tears lol

    • @flagflow1232
      @flagflow1232 4 роки тому +23

      It's as if he's scolding his 15 year old son.

  • @maxayam8268
    @maxayam8268 11 місяців тому +37

    For those wondering why he didn't instantly gain a level in speech, it's because he already have it maxed out

  • @themastersmadface8241
    @themastersmadface8241 4 роки тому +4800

    "You've got 5 minutes to get out of here"
    "Or what?"
    Response:
    [■■■■Loading 67%■■]

    • @XrpAndy
      @XrpAndy 4 роки тому +2

      The Masters Mad Face 🤣🤣

    • @kdw1809
      @kdw1809 4 роки тому +54

      THEN PAY WITH YOU BLOOD!!!

    • @gappyoooo
      @gappyoooo 4 роки тому +4

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @rogierownage
      @rogierownage 3 роки тому +29

      "You've got 5 minutes to get out of here"
      "Or what?"
      *Quicksaving...*

    • @WAncouvOR
      @WAncouvOR 3 роки тому +3

      Contacting mars

  • @jumperhighpd
    @jumperhighpd 4 роки тому +1436

    First person to say "I'm askin the questions" is in charge. Thems the rules

    • @halcyo
      @halcyo 4 роки тому +27

      swash buckler I was smiling reading all these comments but I burst into laughter on this one

    • @thunderhammer1937
      @thunderhammer1937 4 роки тому +8

      swash buckler Damn right!

    • @phantomspaceman
      @phantomspaceman 4 роки тому +5

      "Not anymore you're not!"

    • @accelerator1666
      @accelerator1666 4 роки тому +5

      Thats just how mafia works

    • @randalhighben586
      @randalhighben586 4 роки тому +3

      Hahahaha

  • @hadtodoittoem6321
    @hadtodoittoem6321 4 роки тому +2227

    “You got about five minutes to get the hell out of here...right now”

    • @Verence
      @Verence 4 роки тому +38

      If you don’t get the hell out RIGHT NOW within fifteen minutes, then I can’t be held responsible. For how bad you’ll feel. About your life.
      ... Cause you been drinkin on the job.

    • @bigriz7021
      @bigriz7021 4 роки тому

      😂

    • @JakeNoland
      @JakeNoland 4 роки тому +1

      Came here for this comment lol

    • @briansindorf9121
      @briansindorf9121 4 роки тому +2

      I'm gonna use that on my kids 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @John-X
      @John-X 4 роки тому +6

      When he walked away, it reminded me of that GTV npc reaction. It talks shit to you, and when you pull out your gat it says "I'd like to apologize" and walks away

  • @Yeahdude1992
    @Yeahdude1992 2 роки тому +155

    I love it when he says “im asking the questions” and Mike just starts shaking his head in confusion and disbelief and mumbles out “nO”

  • @h_nt_r
    @h_nt_r 4 роки тому +3043

    “YOU GET YOUR BUTT BACK IN YOUR OFFICE AND DO YOUR JOB.”
    “No.... No.”

    • @josuke6869
      @josuke6869 4 роки тому +9

      No no no No no !

    • @bandit7447
      @bandit7447 4 роки тому +70

      Goddamn, man spoke to him like he was his mother and was angry cause he skipped out on homework to hang out with friends hahaha.

    • @Wolfox360
      @Wolfox360 4 роки тому +12

      Officer on a case for days, manage to get some air and this guy comes. Life is a s#it in that property

    • @josuke6869
      @josuke6869 4 роки тому +1

      KONO DIO DA

    • @jamesharrison2763
      @jamesharrison2763 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah that bit was the best bit.
      That got me good.

  • @HilarityBribo
    @HilarityBribo 4 роки тому +1926

    Guy videotaping is hilarious.
    The whole reverse interrogation really blew the detective's mind.

    • @befree4052
      @befree4052 4 роки тому +88

      LOL it really did he was at a lost for words

    • @FruitsOfTheHearts
      @FruitsOfTheHearts 4 роки тому +20

      yeah this actually made me laugh

    • @cesarsantana7563
      @cesarsantana7563 4 роки тому +16

      His drinking lmao

    • @labledoutcast
      @labledoutcast 4 роки тому +13

      Yeah he got me when he asked him if he were drunk.

    • @mrbigbrain3116
      @mrbigbrain3116 4 роки тому +14

      This reminds me of the scene from the office when Dwight was trying to Interrogate Jim

  • @bobbydellaserra441
    @bobbydellaserra441 4 роки тому +2822

    This guy's kids tell him when it's bed time.

    • @CashmereChampion
      @CashmereChampion 4 роки тому +22

      Bobby Della Serra hahah fucking gold

    • @Eschief26
      @Eschief26 4 роки тому +1

      Lmfao

    • @elcidS15
      @elcidS15 4 роки тому +5

      Comments like these are why I humor the recommended videos.

    • @codyh2492
      @codyh2492 4 роки тому +5

      Which guy

    • @bobbydellaserra441
      @bobbydellaserra441 4 роки тому +2

      @@codyh2492 which guy?
      There's only one "guy" in this video.
      There's officer doofy in the background and there's a man holding the camera.
      Doofy obviously can't reproduce, and if the man holding the camera has kids then I'm sure those kids already know what time is bed time and are in bed 5 minutes before said time on their own accord.
      That only leave the one "guy" in question. 😉

  • @jeedreed4488
    @jeedreed4488 2 роки тому +73

    “Are you drunk?” Always gets me😂😂

  • @superscotty333
    @superscotty333 4 роки тому +2441

    “Are you drunk?“....
    **hurriedly looks at phone**

    • @Coffeebeard
      @Coffeebeard 4 роки тому +19

      Well there might be an app for that. 🍻🍻🍻

    • @Zer0Spinn
      @Zer0Spinn 4 роки тому +7

      Hey, he didn't lie.

    • @mitchflowers717
      @mitchflowers717 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao he turned so fast

  • @elijah_063
    @elijah_063 4 роки тому +3068

    I love how the guy who recorded turned the whole situation around and ended up being the one telling this other guy to get out of there

    • @VexylObby
      @VexylObby 4 роки тому +130

      Because the cop realized that they shouldn't be aggressive towards the camera man, and that they were someone to not be taken seriously.

    • @archer1660
      @archer1660 4 роки тому +87

      Good on the cop not raging I’d have immediately punched that guy

    • @manuelhernandez3049
      @manuelhernandez3049 4 роки тому +10

      Obby lul cops are wusses

    • @americansportsmedia5640
      @americansportsmedia5640 4 роки тому +20

      Unсreative the cop was clearly under the influence of some kind he was out of it and didn’t know how to respond if the cop was sober he would be screaming at the camera man notice how the cop steps away and looks down every time he’s asked if he’s been drinking

    • @GageMason
      @GageMason 4 роки тому +6

      @@manuelhernandez3049 They either wusses or murderers to y'all. Which one is it XD.

  • @JoTheVeteran
    @JoTheVeteran 4 роки тому +2620

    Next day "Guy found shot in his house. Local detective found no clues".

  • @BeeHash
    @BeeHash 4 місяці тому +4

    “You keep walking and you don’t look back here again!” I roared laughing at that.

  • @MrUrech
    @MrUrech 4 роки тому +1454

    The best part is the very start, the way he's standing too far away with all his attention on you lol

    • @Dizzy4president
      @Dizzy4president 4 роки тому +45

      i was thinking the same hahah so random and dry as hell

    • @eternalfps3124
      @eternalfps3124 4 роки тому +105

      I thought so too because it is exactly how the NPCs react to your presence.

    • @MrUrech
      @MrUrech 4 роки тому +24

      Lol he starts talking over there so his voice is distanced. Feels just like cyrodil

    • @eternalfps3124
      @eternalfps3124 4 роки тому +5

      @@MrUrech Its just so perfect hahaha

    • @heavysaber9431
      @heavysaber9431 4 роки тому +52

      And the way he's standing in a perfectly upright position, perfectly still and all eyes on you, exactly like an NPC hahaha

  • @erikjohnson1684
    @erikjohnson1684 4 роки тому +3630

    This really needed the battle music when they started yelling at each other.

    • @lachose00
      @lachose00 4 роки тому +50

      please somone edit this

    • @MrThisucks
      @MrThisucks 4 роки тому +49

      Why? He was in control of the entire situation

    • @ThePsychosis92
      @ThePsychosis92 4 роки тому +14

      Nah they never got physical

    • @woodrowwilly
      @woodrowwilly 4 роки тому +1

      You are a genius sir.

    • @disconnected9023
      @disconnected9023 4 роки тому +3

      Bruh i was waiting for it the whole time

  • @danny_racho
    @danny_racho 2 роки тому +46

    There will never be an Oblivion NPC video like this again. This is some OG material

  • @rugals7902
    @rugals7902 4 роки тому +4414

    “Quit drinking on the job boy”
    Best line ever

    • @alexandral6997
      @alexandral6997 3 роки тому +42

      I came across this at 6am and laughed so hard I was crying.

    • @KKoKoRR
      @KKoKoRR 3 роки тому +6

      Speech level up at this line

    • @eternus9208
      @eternus9208 3 роки тому +3

      It was amazing

    • @mostrowski
      @mostrowski 3 роки тому +16

      When he said „boy” the first thing that came up jn my head was Arthur Morgan’s „BOAH”

    • @pondababa4197
      @pondababa4197 3 роки тому

      it is the BEST...

  • @natwyrth904
    @natwyrth904 4 роки тому +2897

    If I had to guess, mike was actually drinking on the job and he was too nervous to call the other guy’s bluff

    • @BecketTheHymnist
      @BecketTheHymnist 4 роки тому +304

      I really doubt he was actually drinking, but the way this transpired is hilarious. You can obviously tell this guy wants the guy filming to fuck off or give him a reason to arrest him.

    • @CripplingDuality
      @CripplingDuality 4 роки тому +50

      @Ignis Solus I mean that's just sounds like a cop

    • @Princess2Warrior
      @Princess2Warrior 4 роки тому +15

      @Ignis Solus *Wouldn't harassing him be enough?*

    • @FirstnameLastname-zh9hd
      @FirstnameLastname-zh9hd 4 роки тому +13

      @@Princess2Warrior a judge wouldn't see this as harassment

    • @Princess2Warrior
      @Princess2Warrior 4 роки тому +41

      @@FirstnameLastname-zh9hd *Swearing at a police officer and giving him commands? That is totally harassment - I'm surprised the camera guy didn't get arrested.*

  • @codinginflow
    @codinginflow 4 роки тому +8940

    What the hell is even going on in this clip

  • @PaulGuy
    @PaulGuy 11 місяців тому +10

    "You got five minutes to get out of here."
    Five minutes is a lot of time to talk shit.

  • @Space_Ghost_Hunter
    @Space_Ghost_Hunter 3 роки тому +973

    "I'm asking the questions."
    That's definitely a level 100 speech check

  • @augustobarbosa7644
    @augustobarbosa7644 3 роки тому +2005

    "YOU GET YOUR BUTT BACK INTO YOUR OFFICE AND DO YOUR JOB!"
    "No, no.. "

  • @Kishishev1903
    @Kishishev1903 4 роки тому +1493

    0:36 he literally says the NPC line *”What Is This About..”*

  • @fishbarbeque8540
    @fishbarbeque8540 11 місяців тому +10

    The way the video started with him standing still, and suddenly waking and talking was SO FUNNY!!!!

    • @adfggffffffddffd
      @adfggffffffddffd 2 місяці тому

      As someone else has already pointed out he's an NPC waiting to be interacted with. 🤣

  • @octoowen1234
    @octoowen1234 3 роки тому +2668

    I love how he only starts moving after the player says, “Who’re you?”.

    • @Caffrey987
      @Caffrey987 3 роки тому +34

      Questioning identity puts down Self-preservation guard by 4%

    • @BriveAW
      @BriveAW 3 роки тому +78

      Hes definitely a bot lol

    • @TheRealSlimShady509
      @TheRealSlimShady509 3 роки тому +97

      Its perfect lmao. He stands there till he hit x to start the dialogue lmao

    • @octoowen1234
      @octoowen1234 3 роки тому +27

      @Sorgalus that’s part of the joke bud

    • @thejellyranger7679
      @thejellyranger7679 3 роки тому +9

      My man said player 😂😂✌🏼✌🏼

  • @adamfitzgerald911
    @adamfitzgerald911 4 роки тому +1108

    If only that detective turned around just before entering the station and immediately squared his body to the cameraman and said..."Need Something?"

    • @TooBokoo
      @TooBokoo 4 роки тому +27

      All these comments are killing me, but this one got me for some reason.

    • @rickjames3034
      @rickjames3034 4 роки тому +13

      And then trips into the gate and draws his gun on it “you will know endless torment”

    • @unknownforever5777
      @unknownforever5777 4 роки тому +1

      @Jackie Tearie no he is not a cop look up james freeman on UA-cam

    • @Joe_JesusWins_Lewis
      @Joe_JesusWins_Lewis 4 роки тому +1

      That would have been EPIC ending

    • @John-Scott
      @John-Scott 3 роки тому +2

      Or "There's no problem, is there?"

  • @couldntusethenameiwantedto9100
    @couldntusethenameiwantedto9100 4 роки тому +527

    "Never should have come here"

    • @SynValorum
      @SynValorum 4 роки тому +15

      Then pay with your blood!

    • @SynValorum
      @SynValorum 4 роки тому +2

      *Decapitated drops stolen sweet roll now soaked in own blood*

    • @fromaggio7654
      @fromaggio7654 4 роки тому +2

      *wips put service pistol*

  • @Doomsquad99
    @Doomsquad99 Рік тому +9

    This must be the 100000000th time ive seen this but it never stops being funny

  • @ohemge12
    @ohemge12 4 роки тому +1111

    “You get you ass back in that office and do your job!” “No” lmaoo

  • @StormsandSaugeye
    @StormsandSaugeye 3 роки тому +1620

    "Using cops silly question script against them"
    *Cop npc is confused*

    • @neo-babylon7872
      @neo-babylon7872 2 роки тому +3

      Next time I get pulled over I'll be asking the cops for their driver's license.

  • @c4ble472
    @c4ble472 4 роки тому +2223

    “You have about five minutes to get out of here...right now”
    “Or what?”
    “Then you will pay with your blood!”

  • @TallSilentGuy
    @TallSilentGuy 2 роки тому +10

    "You've got about five minutes to get out of here right now." To be fair that was a pretty generous time window.

    • @cdthree3805
      @cdthree3805 Місяць тому

      Can you imagine how retarded that would sound if he said it the other way around. You get out of here right now, in five minutes 😂🤣 because that’s basically what he said

  • @ThaDirtyBubble
    @ThaDirtyBubble 3 роки тому +984

    “You better get your boy” 😂😂

    • @propcircles4082
      @propcircles4082 3 роки тому +40

      thats my favourite dialogue option from the whole conversation

    • @NymbusCumulo928
      @NymbusCumulo928 3 роки тому +17

      The fucking music perfected that encounter.

  • @skwerleyz
    @skwerleyz 4 роки тому +1786

    "Get your boy"
    "I got this fire extinguisher..."

    • @user-fn3py8hv9p
      @user-fn3py8hv9p 4 роки тому +30

      “Cool fire extinguisher, does it do it’s job? Cause this man don’t”

    • @candlestyx8517
      @candlestyx8517 4 роки тому +8

      @@user-fn3py8hv9p "Youre going to need that fire extinguisher officer, because this man is looking to get fired"

    • @lefthandcigg4253
      @lefthandcigg4253 4 роки тому

      Lmao

    • @ogee1264
      @ogee1264 4 роки тому +1

      well done sergeant

    • @somethingwithbungalows
      @somethingwithbungalows 4 роки тому

      Hit em on the head with it lol

  • @edn1279
    @edn1279 4 роки тому +1461

    Camera guy has the least threatening voice but is using the most aggressive dialogue options. Just sounds funny. Like a kid in a man's body.

    • @FurryWrecker911
      @FurryWrecker911 4 роки тому +72

      It ended up working out greatly in his favor because he articulated quickly and held firm while keeping his distance. Probably the most civil shouting match I've seen.

    • @edn1279
      @edn1279 4 роки тому +42

      @@FurryWrecker911 Sounded like a complete loser while doing it lol. The guy just seemed like he wanted to argue. It worked out for him cus the other guy was more of a bitch.

    • @PooftMancrap
      @PooftMancrap 4 роки тому +18

      @@edn1279 was gonna say, the detective fucking chickened out. I was pissed off at the camera dude the whole fucking time and even more pissed off at the wimpy ass detective. As a security guard there's nothing more important than maintaining yout authority. Even if you're wrong. And i work without a weapon. I garuntee that if i was armed I'd have no issue throwing that weight around. But without a weapon i cant think of a single scenario where i let someone get away with directing me at what i should do. Do people talk their shit? Yea they do. But you never lose your ground and you don't budge. Not for a second. This loser detective could've easily told the other guy to fuck off. To assert his authority and explain he has the legal authority to be here. He lost his authority by refusing the command the situation. Tell ya what the entire time i was fucking yelling at the screen.
      Camera dude is a little shit himself who thinks he's a tough guy. The cop had a gun and backup. Cop could've easily dropped him to the floor. Doesn't matter what the other dude thinks he can do. When you've got a gun and the law on your side you cant get away with a lot.

    • @PooftMancrap
      @PooftMancrap 4 роки тому +2

      @@edn1279 yep

    • @PooftMancrap
      @PooftMancrap 4 роки тому +5

      @@FurryWrecker911 camera guy is a little bitch though.

  • @Daniel-wv1wc
    @Daniel-wv1wc 2 роки тому +6

    "you got about 5 minutes to leave right now" lol

  • @deerl0rd
    @deerl0rd 4 роки тому +1101

    "i'm asking the questions."
    "no, i'm asking the questions."
    someone call dirty dan and pinhead larry.

  • @ronhempfield5043
    @ronhempfield5043 3 роки тому +1996

    Some human interaction is so bizarre it's hilarious.

    • @Hxhjli
      @Hxhjli 2 роки тому +8

      Fr

    • @jasonroberts2249
      @jasonroberts2249 2 роки тому +25

      @Belarion A.D. it’s absolutely true. Something wrong with the English language. Not only pronunciation but its lacking of nuance. Need to speak a foreign language, especially a non Romance language, to notice it.

    • @stepan9569
      @stepan9569 2 роки тому +10

      @@jasonroberts2249 what do you mean by nuance? As for me, a foreign language native speaker, English is rather emotional if intonation is properly used

    • @janmsavage
      @janmsavage 2 роки тому +1

      you said it--i am laughing till my eyes popped out

    • @therealityofitall4819
      @therealityofitall4819 Рік тому

      Now loading..........

  • @emberZemian
    @emberZemian 3 роки тому +2255

    "What are you working on"
    Several cases...
    ... Of beer.

  • @dariusbaja21
    @dariusbaja21 11 місяців тому +3

    ' You have 5 minutes to get out of here right now ' 😂 Cop didn't even know what he was saying anymore. Cop never expected to have it go this way lol

  • @hiddenforsuspense8388
    @hiddenforsuspense8388 4 роки тому +1568

    " You're on.."
    "MY property.."
    "This isn't your proper..."
    "Shut the hell up"
    Get wrecked

    • @user-qc3dn2el6j
      @user-qc3dn2el6j 4 роки тому +5

      But is it his property?

    • @no-kz8wk
      @no-kz8wk 4 роки тому +37

      @@user-qc3dn2el6j that's what you pay taxes for,you pay for the police dept to exist so yeah you own all those little piggies and their market lol

    • @IntheBay85
      @IntheBay85 4 роки тому

      "Eat shit, that's why"

    • @Maxxxim1
      @Maxxxim1 4 роки тому +1

      no No

    • @LongJohnnn
      @LongJohnnn 4 роки тому +18

      @@no-kz8wk The whole I pay your wages thing is retarded lol. They also pay tax, so do they also pay their own wages?

  • @siyabongamwelase4377
    @siyabongamwelase4377 3 роки тому +1420

    This man is a master in psychological warfare.

    • @Randomyoutubecommenter
      @Randomyoutubecommenter 2 роки тому +6

      I think the cop just saw him as one of his own people so he didn’t decide to get offended but see it as funny, hence why he smirked a few times during the vid because it’s probably the weirdest thing that has ever to happened to him on the job

    • @sun_buddy
      @sun_buddy Рік тому +6

      not exactly something to be proud of

    • @glowiever
      @glowiever Рік тому +9

      could be a guy from internal affairs. they are cocky no bulshit type kinda guys.

    • @siyabongamwelase4377
      @siyabongamwelase4377 Рік тому +2

      @@glowiever yeh he had to have some authority talking like that to a policeman.

    • @antonironstag5085
      @antonironstag5085 Рік тому +4

      @@sun_buddy it is. I use it against people who exhibit narcissistic or sociopathic character traits. It makes them so uncomfortable when they know you'll always have the upper hand

  • @Mattsson951
    @Mattsson951 4 роки тому +2366

    By the gods there is a psychopath on the loose

    • @captainbased160
      @captainbased160 4 роки тому +29

      Mr. Happy no he was outside of the building standing in the middle of a parking lot recording

    • @captainbased160
      @captainbased160 4 роки тому +15

      Mr. Happy he wasn’t drinking you moron and why was that guy just standing there in the middle of a parking lot recording for? He was obviously trying to bring attention to himself

    • @zacht9447
      @zacht9447 4 роки тому +28

      @@captainbased160 I'm sorry but the "Detective" had clearly been drinking on the job before and this was an attempt to catch him in the act his behavior is completely unbecoming of a police officer

    • @alexandus-a
      @alexandus-a 4 роки тому +2

      By the Nine Divines! Assault, assault!

    • @coldmexican288
      @coldmexican288 4 роки тому +14

      @@captainbased160 how are you defending that detective when you don't even know the whole story? Do you always assume the people with the badge are right? Are you able to see the level of blind following you are committing yourself into?

  • @curtacus9547
    @curtacus9547 4 місяці тому +1

    This guy has max charisma. My build would’ve been attacked after the first dialogue selection

  • @defvent
    @defvent 4 роки тому +600

    Looks like they need to call the judge to get some fudge.

  • @haggardmelon
    @haggardmelon 4 роки тому +863

    I was hoping for “never should have come here!”

  • @stephenvargas5678
    @stephenvargas5678 4 роки тому +565

    This guy went from playing cop to being a suspect in the matter of seconds.

    • @johncastillo2194
      @johncastillo2194 4 роки тому +7

      Boss Ross shut the hell up, get out of here now

  • @maruan6029
    @maruan6029 2 роки тому +7

    "to serve and protect" more like "to swerve and neglect"

  • @okaoki
    @okaoki 4 роки тому +732

    after all that he asked "Need something?"

  • @TheBlank89
    @TheBlank89 4 роки тому +1001

    "you're on this property"
    "You've got about 5 minutes to get out of here right now"

    • @anthonyontv
      @anthonyontv 4 роки тому +48

      The Blank Face Watches 5 minutes is along time to get out *right now*

    • @christiangallien3730
      @christiangallien3730 4 роки тому +4

      Simply oozing with eloquence. Language sucks

    • @Loongear
      @Loongear 4 роки тому +6

      I mean, no need to rush, it's not the end of the world.

  • @jeunonn
    @jeunonn 4 роки тому +1865

    I started crying at “who are you” because it seriously sounded like it was a voice line in oblivion

    • @nepgears
      @nepgears 4 роки тому +17

      Why were you crying? Are you sad?

    • @stuartfury3390
      @stuartfury3390 4 роки тому +13

      Please seek professional help. Crying at nothing is a sign of deep depression.

    • @calebvaccaro
      @calebvaccaro 4 роки тому +17

      crying from laughter yall heard of it?

    • @jeunonn
      @jeunonn 4 роки тому +28

      Stuart Fury if you’ve never cried from laughing I don’t think you have ever had a good laugh

    • @tanofcomatoes7182
      @tanofcomatoes7182 4 роки тому +12

      @@stuartfury3390 he states why he laughed I think you need to find help

  • @dirtylizardneck3890
    @dirtylizardneck3890 2 роки тому +34

    Lmao never actually thought id feel bad for the cop on one of these.. guy treated him like he was his dad checking up on his son at school lol

  • @sasuke8667
    @sasuke8667 4 роки тому +518

    "I'm asking the questions"
    "no IM asking the questions" incredible tactics

    • @bluntboi101
      @bluntboi101 4 роки тому +2

      Ayaya

    • @YoungTeeke
      @YoungTeeke 4 роки тому

      Should've said...are you the one asking questions?

  • @MuraGX
    @MuraGX 4 роки тому +398

    Lesson learned.
    How to defuse any argument.
    “YOU QUIT DRINKING ON THE JOB!”

  • @grumpycat6429
    @grumpycat6429 4 роки тому +1004

    He called him “Boi” and said “I’ll be watchin you”
    Wtf I’m logging off....I’m done

    • @makomarko4679
      @makomarko4679 3 роки тому +18

      @Qimodis it's a meme

    • @user-vi4xy1jw7e
      @user-vi4xy1jw7e 3 роки тому +3

      @Qimodis what's the difference

    • @Anudorini-Talah
      @Anudorini-Talah 3 роки тому +13

      @@makomarko4679 You fucking stupid youngster think writing the word "boy" with an "i" is called a meme? Tell the police they should lock up your parents for not educating and growing you up properly. Since they just gave you a smart phone to distract you from annoying your parents so they can continue doing their fucked up dumb shit stuff. Some real fuckcakes you got there as parents, good luck on your recovery.
      Stop putting the word "meme" ever in your mouth.
      And he said Boy, not Boiii.

    • @makomarko4679
      @makomarko4679 3 роки тому +19

      @@Anudorini-Talah damn bro didn't have to come for my parents, sorry I guess

    • @makomarko4679
      @makomarko4679 3 роки тому +21

      @@Anudorini-Talah I was just trying to help someone understand but I guess I should've said joke instead of meme

  • @LorenzMotors
    @LorenzMotors 11 місяців тому +2

    You have about 5 minutes to leave right now

  • @jonathanngai5956
    @jonathanngai5956 3 роки тому +7500

    I'm confused who is the main character.

    • @enjoyinglife9853
      @enjoyinglife9853 3 роки тому +1052

      The guy recording. He used his Speech Skills to intimidate the guard away.

    • @wicklow4905
      @wicklow4905 3 роки тому +255

      @@enjoyinglife9853 That must be a legendary skill of his, guards are tough..

    • @atrocious7766
      @atrocious7766 3 роки тому +423

      Neither. They both sound like NPCs. The player was the other cop that walked away like "wtf....?".

    • @srh547
      @srh547 3 роки тому +187

      The cop in the background was afk

    • @Omo21000
      @Omo21000 3 роки тому +8

      @@srh547 😂😂

  • @felixoneal1356
    @felixoneal1356 3 роки тому +1172

    “You quit drinking on the job and get your butt back in that office and do your job” 😂

    • @crimsontide1980
      @crimsontide1980 3 роки тому +59

      Dude soon as he mentioned drinking on the job the detective backed off REAL quick. He went into full scale Retreat mode. Kinda like when you're playing an RPG and you encounter a strong enemy early on that you aren't leveled up enough yet to defeat. The detective left to go level up

    • @nzoththecorruptor3690
      @nzoththecorruptor3690 3 роки тому +2

      Yes Daddy 😍🤤

    • @jackiepuppet
      @jackiepuppet 2 роки тому +3

      This one hit close 2 home

    • @40k_official
      @40k_official 2 роки тому

      No…. No……….. No..

    • @petiewheat82
      @petiewheat82 2 роки тому +4

      @@crimsontide1980 Yeah he went to get some coffee, also wasn't sure if he was dreaming or not.

  • @crimsontide1980
    @crimsontide1980 3 роки тому +946

    "Y-you're on this property.......y-y-you're on this property"
    Very perceptive , detective

    • @NullFX
      @NullFX 3 роки тому +25

      You can see how he got his job

    • @mrleafbeef634
      @mrleafbeef634 3 роки тому +7

      Technically the gov cannot own property

    • @eaglenebula2172
      @eaglenebula2172 3 роки тому +1

      We live in a...

    • @lilacdoe7945
      @lilacdoe7945 3 роки тому +11

      @@mrleafbeef634 🤣 of course it can. Have you ever heard of National Parks, Federal Court Houses, etc. Even your mailbox is legally considered federal property.

    • @sonnyhunt
      @sonnyhunt 3 роки тому

      @@mrleafbeef634 they own the property if you pay taxes

  • @montega.
    @montega. 11 місяців тому +2

    "You shut up!"
    Lmao cmon man.

  • @grittypeso2083
    @grittypeso2083 4 роки тому +677

    “You don’t look back here again!”
    Cop turns around and stares awkwardly

    • @Adino1
      @Adino1 4 роки тому +9

      *stares drunkenly*

  • @ShoopityDoopity
    @ShoopityDoopity 4 роки тому +670

    “You don’t look back here again!”
    *challenge accepted

  • @gbc.art.bra.49
    @gbc.art.bra.49 4 роки тому +533

    0:56 “You’ve got about 5 minutes to get out of here.. Right Now”

  • @Jasonzxzx
    @Jasonzxzx 2 роки тому +2

    "You don't look back here again!"
    *Proceeds to look back defiantly...

  • @college54114
    @college54114 4 роки тому +868

    “Are you drunk? Quit slurring your words there.”

    • @tcp612ww3
      @tcp612ww3 3 роки тому +4

      My question is why you have my pfp.

    • @college54114
      @college54114 3 роки тому +4

      @@tcp612ww3 I’ve had this photo since before season two of game of thrones had even released yet my mans

    • @tcp612ww3
      @tcp612ww3 3 роки тому +1

      @@college54114 Strange.....

    • @Dirts
      @Dirts 3 роки тому +5

      Boy got a doppelgänger

    • @tcp612ww3
      @tcp612ww3 3 роки тому

      @@Dirts Definitely.

  • @gaygayabrams5455
    @gaygayabrams5455 4 роки тому +552

    “Get your butt back in there and don’t turn around!”
    Lmaooo he must’ve felt like a child at that point

    • @starrigby5994
      @starrigby5994 4 роки тому +11

      Especially when he said “ you better stop drinking on the job boy you understand me”

    • @sammybutler3027
      @sammybutler3027 4 роки тому +4

      *Turns around and stares akwardly*

  • @carlowallee189
    @carlowallee189 4 роки тому +584

    "you might wanna thank him for saving your job" had the most skyrim npc delivery imaginable

    • @LittleHound
      @LittleHound 3 роки тому +10

      I swearr😭😭

    • @paulallen3834
      @paulallen3834 Рік тому +3

      Bro I'm cracking up over this comment 😂😂😂

  • @AddamSolo
    @AddamSolo 2 роки тому +1

    “Youve got about 5 mimutes to get out of here, right now.”

  • @unifiedmongoose7915
    @unifiedmongoose7915 3 роки тому +588

    at 0:15 he says "what you working on right now"
    detective says- "right now?" *looks down and sees he's right in the middle of a game, and quickly. closes application*
    "it. doesn't matter what I'm working on"

    • @JP13795
      @JP13795 3 роки тому +29

      Candy crush

    • @RustOnWheels
      @RustOnWheels 3 роки тому +4

      @@JP13795 Is that what they call TedTube these days?

    • @leonbishop7404
      @leonbishop7404 3 роки тому

      kekw

    • @NefarionJones
      @NefarionJones 7 місяців тому

      I love how he said no when the camera men told him to go back to doing his actual job.

  • @DaddyDaGuido
    @DaddyDaGuido 4 роки тому +512

    "you've got about five minutes to get out of here, NOW"
    SPEECH 100

  • @arend6462
    @arend6462 4 роки тому +575

    He’s working on multiple cases of Coors light of course.

  • @Benjinero
    @Benjinero 3 місяці тому +2

    😂😂😂 honestly when he said "shut the hell up" then get your boy i lost it