I sometimes like to imagine that this dialogue is actually just a voiceover, and the footage is just him waving his hands around like a madman in silence.
well it’s real on another yt channel, it’s called Bon Appetite, the “__ Ways To Cook A __” series has this person waving their hands around, everything’s there is a voice over, even the “eating sounds”
I love how when they made their fake "real life testimonials" they just googled a list of names that start with J and picked 3 that sounded good to them and then went with it lmao. Thanks Jacob, Jenna, and Jerome for your contributions.
It's even funnier when you realize that there are like $20 earbuds (KZ ZSN) that outperform the $40 + Dirty Bud Cost of the Zaana thingy. For the record, that earbud selection is straight from dankpod himself too, he uses that in a fair amount of videos (just so you know i'm not trying to get money out of you lmao)
@@libsyates2426 KZ is a good choice if you looking for budget earphones, I bought my KZ ZSN Pro X for 15$ since 2019 and its never disappointing (just replaced the cable recently)
@@kucingnumpakalphardasli8178 Yeah! After getting into this channel, I ended up buying myself a pair and it's waaaay better than my previous setup. I used to use these 15 dollar JLab earbuds, but these have really opened my eyes to new possibilities lol. I only got the ZSN Pros tho, not Pro Xs. Still super good!
@@deadnamemcdonald8601 Cheeky bastar*, he's pulling a fast one on us non-aussie literate. Colleague of mine was born in Australia and lived there for many years. Whenever he spoke English I had to guess some of the words he spoke.
That comment on the washing machine is no joke, I put my earbuds in my jean pockets and forget to take them out sometimes. I washed my earbuds and they work fine
This channel really puts me back in the mindset of a young teen marveling at the difference between my rattly 2 bucks earbuds from a cheapo store and my first proper set of headphones.
When I was like 10 my headphones broke so I had to use apple earbuds. The issue was that at the time my ears were way too small for them so they were really uncomfortable. I ended up taking a cheap broken pair of headphones, ripping the earcups off, putting my earbuds in, and essentially making makeshift zaanus.
As a scale modeller, those ejector pin marks (the circles) are normally hidden inside by the molding process. If not it takes maybe a minute to remove them
One feels like you're in the room with the band, enjoying some champagne and chatting with glamorous people and the other one feels like you're cleaning the toilet during a gala while listening to the music from the ball room.
Your description IS brilliant, no doubt about that....but I'd rather be cleaning the toilet than chatting with "glamorous people" in a non-music world.
In the audio comparison, the sennies sounded as expected, when we switched to the abominations it reminded me of when they eq all the important bits out to make headroom for the narrator, except they always sound like that. 2:55
I'm just gonna say, the only value these "headphones" have is if you need a better way to hold the earbuds from falling out for certain people... But the damn thing cost 40$ if it was 20$ or less it would have value.
I have found how to get the same sound as the Embiggeners WITHOUT having to pay $40. Take some dirty birds, put each bud into its own dirty sock, insert it into the ears. This version you don't need to crank up the EQ and you have a use for dirty socks until laundry day.
No cap, I actually used a pair of old socks as makeshift cuffs for my razer kraken. Bit of tissue and cotton stuffed as cushion. Now I've moved onto rubber bands and layered tissue on a pair of plantronics.
"these aren't even "headphones" they lack the phone aspect, they're just head, and they're the worst head I've gotten" after typing it out I realise it's a stretch for a joke and I should feel bad, I'll just go sit in a corner and feel bad, have a nice day guys
Just picked up both the OneOdio Studio 30's and the Superlux HD681 because of your mention of them during the video (also the skullcandy crusher evos from another). I decided that these would be good entry headphones to learn about the different sounds they can produce, since I haven't listened to many headphones beside for gaming and airpods. Honestly super happy with the purchase and wasn't out of budget either. Sound quality is amazing. Thank you!
@@Hydraina of course! the OneOdio Studio 30. They’re my go to for doing just about anything on my pc besides gaming. The open back on the Superlux was interesting but it’s one where I put on every once in a while to hear the music a different way. For all around use though (listening to music, watching videos, etc.) I much prefer the Studio 30
@@avonsix They are painfully good for someone who has multiple headphones that costed over $300... By that I mean, they shouldn't be that cheap for how good the sound is. However, they feel a little cheap. The sound is excellent though.
To my ears these 3rd Gen Air pods are more comfortable compared to the newer Pro version with the soft gel tips. ua-cam.com/users/postUgkxgl8SzyQoymMu-S3V55Dskg5QJ8xr1yCR That said, compared to the 3rd Gen, I notice these do not stay planted in the ear as well. One design issue I think, is you squeeze the stem and click it twice to advance your songs. On 3rd gen you tap the large speaker. The difference is by grabbing the stem each time, you tend to loosen the bud fit in your ear. Not always, but the bud falls out a few times while running. The old tap to change never had that problem for me. I would not have changed that tap function. That said, the newer Pro version sticks in the ear, almost airtight if you want that. I do not like that Airtight fit. So that's why I'd stay with this version as the best trade off of comfort, use, and overall feel.
like i prefer my headphones with barely any mids because it feels like you in the actual environment it was made in, but to compensate i them up the bass like 30% and jack up the volume.
It's the BOSS metal zone guitar pedal of headphones. Edit Actually now that i think about it it's the pedal is mostly treble based, which can sound like shit sometimes, along with the ability to scoop mids on it's EQ. Twenty years later I still call it "the i'm a agnsty teenager and fuck the world" distortion pedal (i can't stand spending ten minutes each time I change my tone, I 've have an EQ for that)Ik this isn't totally related but It came across my mind when I read you're comment.
This is like the audio version of those "VR headsets" you find at every gas station ever where you just put your phone in it and it's just a trashy gimmic you're over basically an hour later
@@bobmiah What?! Phone VR is the worst thing that every happened to me, it... killed my hermit crab. The quest, pcvr headsets, and the psvr are 22,000,000,000 times better than phone VR.
@@ethanjones7174 😂😂😂 I like your ignorance and American ego. 🤣 Have you like ever heard Europeans speak?? We Estonians just casually pronounce R stronger than any American could imagine, making it sound like äRRR
But they compare themselves to headphones by sayin they have premium sound quality for a cheap price. The way they market themselves set them up to be roasted
True story: I was eating lunch one time in high school and some guy at the table said that Thursday’s were his favorite day of the week and I sarcastically replied “who gives a shit about Thursdays”. Now that dank is in my life I know I was wrong
Literally today I was aimlessly checking UA-cam thinking like, "what kind of loser uploads on Thursday? Maybe there's some backwards psych to it." I guess it's working for dank lol
I once bought a pair of earbuds for $10 and some cheap plastic sound reducing ear protectors for another $10 and jammed them together to create cheap isolation headphones. Sounds like I got a better deal that whatever this is.
I bought genuine Sony headphones that sound exactly like what Sony headphones usually sound like for 10$ last month... admittedly they were on sale and feel insanely cheap but like, they're genuinely good lol
this is like the audio equivalent of the wii steering wheel if the wii steering wheel was shaped like a giant knife so you stabbed yourself everytime you tried to throw an item in fuckin mario kart
@@Lizlodude Exactly. Every one who is like "but UA-cam compresses the sooouuuund waaaaahhhh" should pull their hand out of their ass. As you said, one can still hear the difference between good and bad compressed sound.
I honestly only use them if I have no better option. I find that no matter how much I clean my ears they get dirty and if I'm not paying attention and the wired ones get snagged they violently get ripped from my ears.
Yeah like my ears really can't handle flat earbuds, they're built kind of weird and trying to force them in makes my ears all rashy and pained, but I could spend 10 bucks and get in-ear soft ones with buds that probably sound better.
1:34 oh so its a way people with normal ears like me can use it. The apple headphones wouldnt fit in my ear like all round in ears where you have to put like 75% of the hole hearphone in your ear and it still doesnt fit
I am so glad Apple stopped including shit tier chargers and headphones with their phones. It isn’t 2007 anymore, most people have an adequate pair of headphones already and this saves me having to throw the damn things in the garbage. They were right! Less waste!
@@Name-kv1vm Mrwhosetheboss. talked about how it actually is worse for environment because now people have to buy single charger by itself that's less space efficient and probably shipped in a big box
@@Name-kv1vm That might be the case for people who need to buy a charger but for me I just kept the charger from my old iPhone X so I guess it’s saving a few here and there 🤷🏻♂️
I accidentally ended up with a random pair of OneOdio headphones (the A71) and I was actually surprised how competent they were across the board. Am I going to be daily driving them over my HD 800 S anytime soon? Of course not lmfao. But they're competently built, packaged, featured, etc. and some actual thought was put into it.
I have those One Odio headphones and, while not audiophile, they sound pretty damn good. WAY better than they should for the money. We use them to listen to our final mixes on a more "everyday" type of headphone, and I use them regularly for casual listening, and even during tracking drums since they can play clearly quite loud and are decent at blocking outside noise. Often in sale at Amazon for around 50 bucks Canadian dollars. Definitely worth picking up. Why on earth ANYONE would spend the same on these preposterous earbud holders is beyond me.... But goddamn, I'm glad Dankpods made this video!!😆
I could definitely tell the difference between the “dirty bud embiggeners” and any of the other headphones, on the built-in speakers on my iPhone 8. Seriously, who would buy those???
@@iiilliiill6451 I mean, iPhone speakers and mics are good though. I can still hear little bass when playing something and I’ve used it a lot when recording drums.
"Hmm... how do we turn crummy, basic earphones into something even shitier?" "How about we make a case for it that its nothing more but more plastic and foam?" "YES! You get paid this month, good sir!"
This '''''headphone''''' is line one of those shitty "as seen on tv" products, only bought by old people who still watch tv for thse shitty ad-channels
The algorithm keeps trying to get me to watch this again. I wanna say this is nearly the 100th time I’ve seen the thumbnail. And it’s only this video and no other old ones
I wanna see DankPods review the Skullcandy Crushers, the anti-audiophile headphones that forget small things like "soundstage" and "balance" in exchange for the biggest, stinkiest bass imaginable Edit: nice
I have a mate who bought the Crushers, and bragged how good they are. I tried them on. I couldn't believe that someone actually pays for crap like this. They're incredibly bad.
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For too long we have only sacrificed sound quality for convenience. Finally we have a product that sacrifices both.
It only sacrifices
It's like the Aztecs
This reads vaguely like a fictional supervillains pitch to become president in an action movie
@@verbinatorkhanna2635 I think they need the blood of a virgin's sacrifice to _temporarily_ sound better.
😂
I sometimes like to imagine that this dialogue is actually just a voiceover, and the footage is just him waving his hands around like a madman in silence.
well it’s real on another yt channel, it’s called Bon Appetite, the “__ Ways To Cook A __” series has this person waving their hands around, everything’s there is a voice over, even the “eating sounds”
@@ProtoCJ this is an egg.
this is a blowtorch.
@@PurpleEnthusiastt
Bon Appetit: This steak/egg is really nice with lots of flavor
Egg/Steak: Not even cooked
that's an amazing visual. Thank you
@@ProtoCJ yeah I hate those videos purely because of the fake eating sounds. Why did they think those were necessary?
What's next? Wired Airpods?
its exist already, you can buy a string for them
Wireless seatbelt
Lol
Bluetooth hose
@@eegrassd5324 laser beam seatbelt
I love how when they made their fake "real life testimonials" they just googled a list of names that start with J and picked 3 that sounded good to them and then went with it lmao. Thanks Jacob, Jenna, and Jerome for your contributions.
Don't tell my boss I got scammed into using these cheap but ostentatious nugget phones and am shameless enough to wear them in public, says Jerome.
My high-end, expensive headphones were a scam but whatever, these are better, says Jacob.
Marbles is alive, says Jenna.
@@bubblegumplastic CERMET
have deadass never met another human named Jerome since my 4th grade teacher
I hope at some point we can get a sound test where he plays the entire song and switches between every pair of headphones he has
And of course, the Huh-Duh-Six-Hunge-O’s by ol’ mate Senny will be played first.
Of course, you gotta remember that youtube compresses the sound and you'll be playing it through your own headphones/speakers
Going from the worst and finishing at his very best, so that the quality increases throughout the whole video
*S E N N*
*disclaimer* this is equipment that costs hundreds of dollars not thousands of dollars. And this was recorded by and idiot (me)
The intro sequence really did bring a tear to me eye. It truly hit close to home
But it hit the pole next to it 😂
Just like dad used to hit you
The KFC grease?
@@moofin4170 yes, friendly boxing was a thing
Are you ok? Blink once for yes and twice for no.
I feel like they shouldn't be legally allowed to market these as "headphones." If anything, they're earbud holders
and the audacity of them to put a $40 price tag too smh
Opinion invalid, pokemon pfp
@@ryanrigley2558 Pokémon falls under the “opinion invalid, anime pfp” genre
@@ryanrigley2558 opinion invalid,default profile
@@ryanrigley2558 says the one that has a default
Imagine getting ACTUAL headphones that produce their own sound, from a well known company, at a physical store, for half the price.
Mind. Blown.
It's even funnier when you realize that there are like $20 earbuds (KZ ZSN) that outperform the $40 + Dirty Bud Cost of the Zaana thingy. For the record, that earbud selection is straight from dankpod himself too, he uses that in a fair amount of videos (just so you know i'm not trying to get money out of you lmao)
@@libsyates2426 KZ is a good choice if you looking for budget earphones, I bought my KZ ZSN Pro X for 15$ since 2019 and its never disappointing (just replaced the cable recently)
@@kucingnumpakalphardasli8178 Yeah! After getting into this channel, I ended up buying myself a pair and it's waaaay better than my previous setup. I used to use these 15 dollar JLab earbuds, but these have really opened my eyes to new possibilities lol. I only got the ZSN Pros tho, not Pro Xs. Still super good!
@@libsyates2426 don’t worry, they really are basically the exact same headphone - the ZN pro X just look prettier 🤣
@@alacatooo i got the kz pr1 pro, is it better or about the same?
Dirty Bud Embiggeners? Sounds like a perfectly cromulent idea.
Yeah ikr
Oh boy a verified comment, I can smell the likes already
Ikr
@@certifiedbruhmoment85 it’s a simpsons reference…
@@certifiedbruhmoment85 bruh
When I heard "Ovaries" instead of "Over ears" and then proceeded to slap myself in the face for forgetting the bloke is Aussie through and through
Im aussie, dw I heard ovaries in this and the Numa video too lol
He definitely said ovaries. Came here to say that myself!
@@deadnamemcdonald8601 Cheeky bastar*, he's pulling a fast one on us non-aussie literate. Colleague of mine was born in Australia and lived there for many years. Whenever he spoke English I had to guess some of the words he spoke.
bro im aussie and i heard ovaries....
Same i legit slapped my face 500 times.... ow
“We are so grateful that you have purchased our *unique* headphones.”
*Oh yeah, they’re unique alright.*
By all known laws of aviation a bee should not be able to fly
"a cheap way to improve the sound"
oh, cheap they are
Uniquely shite
You don't exist you are an illusion
"I'm not defective, I'm special".
That comment on the washing machine is no joke, I put my earbuds in my jean pockets and forget to take them out sometimes. I washed my earbuds and they work fine
Same, happened to me once. Still work fine
And they aren't 𝓭𝓲𝓻𝓽𝔂𝓫𝓾𝓭𝓼™ anymore either.
Nuraphone: what if over-ears were in-ears?
Zaanu: what if in-ears were over-ears?
Audeze *watching from the corner* : What if in-ears were open-backed?
Ovaries?
I’m Overwhelmed smh
@@timothygeorge5806 isnt that the b e a n z
@@timothygeorge5806 isnt that the
*b 3 4 n z ?*
I want to buy these so I can put my AirPods in them so I can finally live out my dreams of having AirPod Maxes
Cyberpunk 2077 Intensifies
Keep dreaming
upgrades people upgrades
lol
Bruh
This channel really puts me back in the mindset of a young teen marveling at the difference between my rattly 2 bucks earbuds from a cheapo store and my first proper set of headphones.
Haha I remeber that. First time I got a decent set of headphones, not audiophile obv, it was painful to ever use cheap crap again.
Yup I remember years ago getting Takstars with velour pads and didn't wanna use anything else again (and those weren't even top end)
You don’t notice until you experience quality sound.
Yeap, first time I put on my K712's shit just hit different
Sometimes I like to imagine the smells that putting bootleg AirPods in the Zaanu’s would create
bootleg airpods pro are actually very good they sound just like the actual ones but if you put them in zaanu then the sound it butchered
You masochist. You absolute anarchist. You enjoy pain.
When I was like 10 my headphones broke so I had to use apple earbuds. The issue was that at the time my ears were way too small for them so they were really uncomfortable. I ended up taking a cheap broken pair of headphones, ripping the earcups off, putting my earbuds in, and essentially making makeshift zaanus.
I spent 12$ on some low quality Head phones and even they sound better
@@Boblespongethespongebobguy 12 bux is a nice fortune for a 10 year old tbh.
@@UsernameXOXO yes especially to eat them
@@Boblespongethespongebobguy i love eating
How did they sound? I imagine it was way better than the Zaanus
It's 2021 and we've finally invented headphoneless headphones this is the future
😂😂😂
This underrated post deserves a heart
It has only begun
The future is now old man
Yeah if EA made headphones
They aren't even beginner headphones. If these *headphones* were in a race, they would be running backwards.
They wouldn't even move at all
@@deadchannel0039 they wouldnt have a brain so they just flop on the floor
@@kidgoku7386 yes.
They’re worse than the earbuds themselves
@@kidgoku7386 they would somehow trip on nothing
As a scale modeller, those ejector pin marks (the circles) are normally hidden inside by the molding process. If not it takes maybe a minute to remove them
Except for when the kit companies put them in the most inconvenient possible places to try and sand off.
One feels like you're in the room with the band, enjoying some champagne and chatting with glamorous people and the other one feels like you're cleaning the toilet during a gala while listening to the music from the ball room.
hah, perfect
Brilliant description
Your description IS brilliant, no doubt about that....but I'd rather be cleaning the toilet than chatting with "glamorous people" in a non-music world.
@dakibmw You'd rather clean toilets than get free food and high end drinks? I mean, screw the people, there's free food n drink.
I keep hearing him say “ovaries” instead of “over ears”
@Deadn't I didn’t see anyone else mention it
I was typing this exact thing until I decided to scroll down and see if anyone else said it first.
@@kaitlindoesarts No Kaitlin, he's saying that's what he was thinking too.
Same!
And instead of 'in ears' I hear 'innies'.
me with my $5 dirtybuds i picked up from target on a rainy day: hmm, yes, æüdïœ
𝕒𝕦𝕕𝕚𝕠
ᎯᏬᎠᎨᎾ
𝒶𝓊𝒹𝒾ℴ
ÆÜDÍŒ
₳𝓤𝚍𝙸Ꮎ
In the audio comparison, the sennies sounded as expected, when we switched to the abominations it reminded me of when they eq all the important bits out to make headroom for the narrator, except they always sound like that. 2:55
“Mom can I get AirPods Max?”
Mom: “no we have AirPod Max at home”
Airpods Max at home:
*earpods max
@@minyiiiii no. AirPods.
@@TheSlicingSword *Earpods (hint: it’s a joke)
you can actually put airpods in it (it's literally written in their 'manual') so yeah
@@chipwhich terrible joke
They cut so many corners on this it's practically a circle now.
Then they folded it in half and kept cutting.
They cut so many corners, they made confetti.
I'm just gonna say, the only value these "headphones" have is if you need a better way to hold the earbuds from falling out for certain people... But the damn thing cost 40$ if it was 20$ or less it would have value.
Then they used the Zaanfinity Gauntlet to snap and turn the confetti into dust.
Then they molded it all together to create this:
Nah mate, they couldn't afford to cut that many corners, so like, it's just a lopsided octagon
Those """cans""" sound like when someone near you has their crappy headphones maxxed out.
you make me remember things that i hate, i will never forgive you
@Fisher Man no, joe biden would forget that he's wearing them and wonder why he sounds muffled when he speaks
@@lil0of did I miss something?
@@krimmAnims there are jokes about joe biden having dementia. there is really awkward footage of him forgetting things available
@@emilpersidski thanks, I'll look that up
these 'headphones' have stuck with me so much that i genuinely had a dream about them last night. and i've only watched this video once
Lmao that's great
The same thing happened to me but I only saw the thumbnail. It was crazy
I have found how to get the same sound as the Embiggeners WITHOUT having to pay $40. Take some dirty birds, put each bud into its own dirty sock, insert it into the ears. This version you don't need to crank up the EQ and you have a use for dirty socks until laundry day.
what if it is my 🟧⬛️ sock
@@skyyed Even better
No cap, I actually used a pair of old socks as makeshift cuffs for my razer kraken. Bit of tissue and cotton stuffed as cushion. Now I've moved onto rubber bands and layered tissue on a pair of plantronics.
I'm not even into headphones I just like his personality and jokes
This man made me like headphones
I wasn’t into headphones either, now I have a Wishlist of headphones.
I never even owned an iPod but this aussie bloke has got me interested in greasy nuggets and dirty buds, well done mate
His wife probably said that too.
Same here fam
"these aren't even "headphones" they lack the phone aspect, they're just head, and they're the worst head I've gotten" after typing it out I realise it's a stretch for a joke and I should feel bad, I'll just go sit in a corner and feel bad, have a nice day guys
I'm not even liking the comment. It's at 69 likes.
@@azmodanpc a man of culture i see
we love a humble clown
LOL
I love it when i can buy head
Just picked up both the OneOdio Studio 30's and the Superlux HD681 because of your mention of them during the video (also the skullcandy crusher evos from another). I decided that these would be good entry headphones to learn about the different sounds they can produce, since I haven't listened to many headphones beside for gaming and airpods. Honestly super happy with the purchase and wasn't out of budget either. Sound quality is amazing. Thank you!
Can I ask which of those two you prefer?
@@Hydraina of course! the OneOdio Studio 30. They’re my go to for doing just about anything on my pc besides gaming. The open back on the Superlux was interesting but it’s one where I put on every once in a while to hear the music a different way. For all around use though (listening to music, watching videos, etc.) I much prefer the Studio 30
@@avonsix They are painfully good for someone who has multiple headphones that costed over $300... By that I mean, they shouldn't be that cheap for how good the sound is. However, they feel a little cheap. The sound is excellent though.
It literally sounds like walking through an empty mall.
Fucking mallsoft
mallwave
respect walking through an empty mall.
mallcore
Those "headphones" are so bad that you can actually hear the difference on the compressed audio 🤣
Lmao
Yeah, even with the OPUS codec in use, the earpods sounded hollow through the Zannu "headphones." I don't own a pair of earpods, but yeah...
anybody know the music?
@@ajemajh darude-sandstorm
@@haywoodjblome4768 why
I love being able to anticipate the points in the song when the "freakish ears on a stand" are going to switch back and forth.
...and when that segment ends after the second round of the listening comparison.
I just realized that I know it all by heart this vid
When I heard the original song, it not changing quality really through me off.
To my ears these 3rd Gen Air pods are more comfortable compared to the newer Pro version with the soft gel tips. ua-cam.com/users/postUgkxgl8SzyQoymMu-S3V55Dskg5QJ8xr1yCR That said, compared to the 3rd Gen, I notice these do not stay planted in the ear as well. One design issue I think, is you squeeze the stem and click it twice to advance your songs. On 3rd gen you tap the large speaker. The difference is by grabbing the stem each time, you tend to loosen the bud fit in your ear. Not always, but the bud falls out a few times while running. The old tap to change never had that problem for me. I would not have changed that tap function. That said, the newer Pro version sticks in the ear, almost airtight if you want that. I do not like that Airtight fit. So that's why I'd stay with this version as the best trade off of comfort, use, and overall feel.
cited your sources in a youtube comment massive respect
it's almost impressive that they managed to make headphones that took already bad earbuds and then somehow scooped the mids on them
thats what the engineer was for
like i prefer my headphones with barely any mids because it feels like you in the actual environment it was made in, but to compensate i them up the bass like 30% and jack up the volume.
It's the BOSS metal zone guitar pedal of headphones. Edit Actually now that i think about it it's the pedal is mostly treble based, which can sound like shit sometimes, along with the ability to scoop mids on it's EQ. Twenty years later I still call it "the i'm a agnsty teenager and fuck the world" distortion pedal (i can't stand spending ten minutes each time I change my tone, I 've have an EQ for that)Ik this isn't totally related but It came across my mind when I read you're comment.
“already bad earbuds”
dirty buds are balling you’re crazy
@@ztoshgd what
This is like the audio version of those "VR headsets" you find at every gas station ever where you just put your phone in it and it's just a trashy gimmic you're over basically an hour later
Those are actually great for looking at 360 photos. It's like you are standing there looking around again.
the vr headsets that you put your phone inside are way more useful
VR for Earphones
@@bobmiah What?! Phone VR is the worst thing that every happened to me, it... killed my hermit crab. The quest, pcvr headsets, and the psvr are 22,000,000,000 times better than phone VR.
You... You bought those??
I don't even care about headphones, this was just hilarious to watch
This is with every of his videos
@u a oh boy can’t wait for him to punch someone for not letting him have a steak and get fired and then have him make the grand dank
Same
Me too man
@@Selzor and then getting dankpods picked up as a recurring Amazon Prime series
0:24 ngl that reading mistake feels like something that dad would do
This whole time i kept hearing "Ovaries....ovaries...." until i realized that he was saying "Over Ears". Damn my Eagle ears.
You sure you are not just using those “headphones”
He really makes it sound like ovaries 😂😂
I was going to say.
@@ethanjones7174 😂😂😂
I like your ignorance and American ego. 🤣
Have you like ever heard Europeans speak?? We Estonians just casually pronounce R stronger than any American could imagine, making it sound like äRRR
These are as effective as someone trying to drain an ocean with a bucket
I did that once
@@mouaxiong8618 so that’s where the ocean went
@@Thom_YIIK I also helped dont let him take all the credit
@@pablojp3498 did aswhell
@@mouaxiong8618 why didn't you invite me :(
Man, another Thursday, another gift from Amazing Aussie Audio man
Amazing Aussie Audio Man
Ikr
Here when this got 28 likes
Edit: 7 mins - 64 likes
Edit 2: 8 mins - 76 likes
It's Thursday???
@@AManOnline. u right
You could put airpods in there.
yeah
They wanted to sell headphones but halfway through they realized " Hey we don't know how to make headphones "
Or "this could be so much more profitable without all the guts"
Sounds like putting your phone in a solo cup to “enhance” the phone speaker. But more expensive and with dirty buds
I'll give you a tip, if you got curved pot lids it works like a solo cup but better.
@@RisingSwell oh well I did that in highschool
Yeah.. exactly!
Are you using blue or red solo cups? The difference is astounding!
“Dirty buds, only further away from your ears.”
2:45 sounds like elevator music quality
I genuinely feel sorry for whoever receives these "headphones" as a gift.
Don't worry, they're luckily all fake
@@AapeliSeveri they are?... They seemed to be quite real lmao
Well they have a website you can buy them on so it looks pretty real to me
Then your mom asks: "Do you liked it ? :)"
You: "Suuure, these are perfect :,D"
Uhm I think he meant comments are not real. The product is very real. At least no one got this as a Christmas gift, I would prefer socks....
"Sure, they seem cheap compared to other headphones"
See, that's your first mistake. You're comparing them to headphones. These are not headphones.
What he saying is that the headphones has better quality than the "zoom"
But they compare themselves to headphones by sayin they have premium sound quality for a cheap price. The way they market themselves set them up to be roasted
@@gab5012 wat
True story: I was eating lunch one time in high school and some guy at the table said that Thursday’s were his favorite day of the week and I sarcastically replied “who gives a shit about Thursdays”. Now that dank is in my life I know I was wrong
Literally today I was aimlessly checking UA-cam thinking like, "what kind of loser uploads on Thursday? Maybe there's some backwards psych to it." I guess it's working for dank lol
isnt it friday already at australia
@@choitaehyun4698 ye already friday here
To be fair its Friday here in Australia
It's Friday here
Eagerly waiting for Saturday 👍
The sennheiser sounds like im in the room and the other one sounds like im hearing it from the restroom down the hall
If you put Airpods in it, then you can have wireless Embiggeners :0
SMOTY
I was just thinking this
With trash sound but ok
@@dwdadevil a small price to pay
@@foofferdejager6497 for the prestigious never before seen wireless headphones? completely worth it
I once bought a pair of earbuds for $10 and some cheap plastic sound reducing ear protectors for another $10 and jammed them together to create cheap isolation headphones. Sounds like I got a better deal that whatever this is.
I bought genuine Sony headphones that sound exactly like what Sony headphones usually sound like for 10$ last month... admittedly they were on sale and feel insanely cheap but like, they're genuinely good lol
"Over ears"
American hearing thicc accent: "Ovaries"
You yanks are a strange bunch
I am an American and I can confirm that this is also what I heard.
Oh no a maxemeleus Stan
I'm Australian and I heard "ovaries" at least once.
Wtf i thought he was saying ovaries because it kinda made sense
Note to self:
Despite what you hear, he is not saying ovaries... He's saying over-ears
THANKS because I was genuinely confused til I saw this comment
Thanks, now I can't unhear it.
B-but the auto-generated captions says...
Duude I commented the same
My life was at peace not noticing that... until you commented. Now I need to cut my ears off.
i love how intense his reviewing is and then the testing music is so chill
what if he just used fucking death metal for one and the other is the music he already used
@@SweetzTheOnelol yes
"Odio" means "hatred" in portuguese.
The "One Hatred".
also in spanish!
In Spanish it could also mean hated or thing you hate depending on the context of the sentence so this could also mean one thing you hate lol
@@jpalma200 te odio
Same in italian, it is also the first singular person for “I hate” (io odio)
And in English, odious means extremely unpleasant!
The video that introduced me to your channel over a year ago, amazing to see how far you've come from this point!
Me: can I have Nuraphones ?
Mom: we have Nuraphones at home
Nuraphones at home:
LMAO
Underrated comment
This has no right being this funny. Also Caramelldansen is incredibly based.
HAHA exactly what I was thinking
@@caramelldansen4121 pfp checks out
What did his dad say when he asked for food?
“Na, no”
I don't think so, not when we have free salad, and neutrients in the backyard.
*points to a growing patch of weeds, and some grass hoppers*
Naah, no mate nah mate na
I absolutely love it, I even read it in his voice
Over ears, he's saying over ears. He's not saying what it might sound like, he's saying over ears.
Ovaries😂
The subtitles say "ovaries"
I was literally about to get offended lmao
Wait, non-Aussies heard "ovaries"?
@@jfs983 offended??? U good?💀💀💀
this is like the audio equivalent of the wii steering wheel if the wii steering wheel was shaped like a giant knife so you stabbed yourself everytime you tried to throw an item in fuckin mario kart
“Waiting for their day in the sun like a fine mayonnaise” is sheer poetry.
I think it’s inspired by a Simpsons quote... “we need some more special sauce, but this mayonnaise in the sun”
Someone summon Life of Boris.
Real Headphones: You're listening to: Easy Listening
Dirty Bud Embiggeners: You're listening to: Elevator Music
Haha
They both sound like elevator music.
@@JimmyFantage That's because elevator music *is* easy listening.
@@JimmyFantage I think you just don't have oneodio studio 30s or better
except i'd prefer elevator music
Okay but I love the freaky white ears on a stand. At least he attempts to show us how they sound.
Sure the audio's compressed, but you can still tell the difference between compressed good sound and compressed crap sound.
@@Lizlodude Exactly. Every one who is like "but UA-cam compresses the sooouuuund waaaaahhhh" should pull their hand out of their ass. As you said, one can still hear the difference between good and bad compressed sound.
This is like hiring a vocalist, only to have them sing over the phone.
0:00 Intro
0:56 ZaanU "Headphones" (40 USD)
2:39 Sound comparison (Sennheiser HD600)
4:07 AKG K612
7:13 OneOdio Studio 30 (40 USD)
9:29 Sound comparison
10:00 Superlux HD681 (32 USD)
10:16 Sound comparison
13:20 Patreon credits
13:50 Outro
13:55 Frank
13:55 franj
God sent 😂 iv been wondering what the headphones he showed were
The two new ones he didnt say the name of I meant 😂 to clarify
F r a n k
2:05 It's the huh duh six hungos by ol' mate senny
'Well, they're a bit awkward, but I don't like the feel of earbuds, if these are a fiver or something then I could get behind them'
'Oh they're £40'
I honestly only use them if I have no better option. I find that no matter how much I clean my ears they get dirty and if I'm not paying attention and the wired ones get snagged they violently get ripped from my ears.
Yeah like my ears really can't handle flat earbuds, they're built kind of weird and trying to force them in makes my ears all rashy and pained, but I could spend 10 bucks and get in-ear soft ones with buds that probably sound better.
I honestly never got the hype around earbuds, they're so uncomfy
It’s a mech suit for the dirty buds.
If this ain't at the top it's an automatic underrated comment
Lol
"This isn't even my final form"
A cheap, poorly produced mech suit
more like a mech suit halloween costume
1:34 oh so its a way people with normal ears like me can use it. The apple headphones wouldnt fit in my ear like all round in ears where you have to put like 75% of the hole hearphone in your ear and it still doesnt fit
The comparisons are like:
- v- jammin'
"-_- ew
-V - jammin'
"-_-, ew
I have diluc but use beidou anyway LOL
Lol nice, just waiting for more content rather than "(insert ok character) is better than (insert another ok character)"
I had a stroke reading this
Names Jond having a stronk, call Bondulance
@Mom no u- I mean sure we all as humans have preferences. We're just chilling with our culture and you'll chill with yours, yes?
iPhone 12 users: “You guys get dirty buds with your phone?”
I am so glad Apple stopped including shit tier chargers and headphones with their phones. It isn’t 2007 anymore, most people have an adequate pair of headphones already and this saves me having to throw the damn things in the garbage. They were right! Less waste!
@@LazySmurf idk, i'm always happy to have a backup pair of dirty buds since they break so easily
@@LazySmurf didn't someone make a video on how buying an external charger instead of getting one with the phone was worse?
@@Name-kv1vm Mrwhosetheboss. talked about how it actually is worse for environment because now people have to buy single charger by itself that's less space efficient and probably shipped in a big box
@@Name-kv1vm That might be the case for people who need to buy a charger but for me I just kept the charger from my old iPhone X so I guess it’s saving a few here and there 🤷🏻♂️
Me listening to the over-ear dirty-buds holder with my dirty-buds: “hmmm yes this sounds like dirty-buds.”
I accidentally ended up with a random pair of OneOdio headphones (the A71) and I was actually surprised how competent they were across the board. Am I going to be daily driving them over my HD 800 S anytime soon? Of course not lmfao. But they're competently built, packaged, featured, etc. and some actual thought was put into it.
“I want some nuraphones”
“We have some at home”
Nuraphones at home:
Lamo
Seinheisser: Welcome, you're in a movie scene
Zaanu's: Hold your shit the elevator is almost there
These literally look like those cheap uncomfortable headphones they had in school except somebody took the speakers out of them.
Ahhh, so just like school headphones in Detroit!
Dang yall living in luxury. Ours were very thin uncomfortable and almost all of them broke within a school year
@@lavenderva2507 ok those headphones aren't just exclusive for Detroit. Like bruh
"This is sunscreen not KFC grease I swear"
- DankPods, 2021
0:00
This reminds me of all the Gameboy accessories that turn the portable system into something that you have to set on a table.
its suddenly a desktop now!
The Booster Boy!
I still have the Handy Pack, but the little fork battery power cord thing broke
The "headphone" creator is now back badmouthing dank cause he didn't use it properly by not using an iPhone
It says everything about everyone involved when the family-owned Grado raves about Dank on their website while the cost-cutting Zaanu is angry at him.
Source? I’m want to read this for myself
@@cowhydrodynamics it was on their tiktok. Not sure if those vids were deleted though
iPhones don’t have a headphone jack
@@NewbNym from iphone 7 onwards, anything before that have the headphone jack and the dirtybuds have been out for some time already
It took me a very long time to realize that when the closed captioning said “ovaries” that he was actually saying “over ears”
I thought that just what he said, I didn’t even have CC on. That’s just what I heard.
😂😂😂 oh my god same
I have those One Odio headphones and, while not audiophile, they sound pretty damn good. WAY better than they should for the money. We use them to listen to our final mixes on a more "everyday" type of headphone, and I use them regularly for casual listening, and even during tracking drums since they can play clearly quite loud and are decent at blocking outside noise. Often in sale at Amazon for around 50 bucks Canadian dollars. Definitely worth picking up.
Why on earth ANYONE would spend the same on these preposterous earbud holders is beyond me.... But goddamn, I'm glad Dankpods made this video!!😆
I could definitely tell the difference between the “dirty bud embiggeners” and any of the other headphones, on the built-in speakers on my iPhone 8. Seriously, who would buy those???
Yeah, I even forgot you were actually supposed to hear the drums.
When you can notice the difference on an iphone you know its bad
@@iiilliiill6451 I mean, iPhone speakers and mics are good though. I can still hear little bass when playing something and I’ve used it a lot when recording drums.
@@nocturnal7345 yeah but compared to average its still bad
@@iiilliiill6451 If you compare it to actual speaker systems and studio microphones, ofc it wouldn’t match up. It’s just a phone after all.
They sound like if you'd play music while sitting in an airplane while your ears are being pressured by the high altitude
Finally, I can perfectly replicate the experience of listening to music in an elevator at home.
I've been watching your videos so much, UA-cam actually made a "UA-cam Mix" where its just your videos, and this video is the first out of 20!
This is something I'd 3D-print if I was Really bored.
Not something I'd go out of my way to buy.
This exactly.
Nice 3D printer flex :p
Waste of plastic, imo
@@peteypete9357 waste of plastic, imo
"Hmm... how do we turn crummy, basic earphones into something even shitier?"
"How about we make a case for it that its nothing more but more plastic and foam?"
"YES! You get paid this month, good sir!"
This '''''headphone''''' is line one of those shitty "as seen on tv" products, only bought by old people who still watch tv for thse shitty ad-channels
Imagine Apple releasing this, 99,95 and the pads 29,99
The "I DJ and have spent hundreds....." I feel like I have seen that exact testimony on some other headphones
The algorithm keeps trying to get me to watch this again. I wanna say this is nearly the 100th time I’ve seen the thumbnail. And it’s only this video and no other old ones
How to get the Dirty Bud Embiggeners sound:
Step 1: Plug your nose
Step 2: Push air against nose
Step 3: Make ears pop
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit
Oh yes
This comment have the rage comics vibes
I have found the cheapest possible headphones ever made.
It was 50 cents.. with the 27% tax included.
instruction unclear: the air got released under my eyes
I am so confused
the intro was some of the most immersive storytelling since breaking bad
There's prison break 😏
THE KING HAS BLESSED US WITH HIS GREASY FACE ONCE AGAIN
Lol
lel
*Greasy Hands?
@@FeuchteGurke he’s talking about frank
@@space3520 Well does Frank have hands? 😳🤔🤔
3:51 that’s the most Aussie thing I’ve ever heard
DankPods is actually the only UA-camr who managed to get me excited for Thursdays
I think it‘s actually frieday for hin cuz he Livles in australia
@@denzterwastaken Yep, 16 hours ahead compared to where I’m from
Foil arms and hog put out new videos every Thursday they are a hilarious Irish comedy trio
Am in Thailand its Friday now, pretty cool
@@BaronKube cool
I wanna see DankPods review the Skullcandy Crushers, the anti-audiophile headphones that forget small things like "soundstage" and "balance" in exchange for the biggest, stinkiest bass imaginable
Edit: nice
The crushers vs the raycons
The battle will be lengendary
@@bigman8168 the nuraphones would like to have a word with you
I have a mate who bought the Crushers, and bragged how good they are. I tried them on. I couldn't believe that someone actually pays for crap like this. They're incredibly bad.
How about just the biggest bass headphones comparison review, for instance, skullcandy crushers vs nuraphones vs Sony xb1000 ect...
@@themrbrightone I can get on board with that idea
i keep thinking he’s saying “ovaries” instead of “over-ears”
same
I was so confused the east buds kinda look like ovaries though.
The man likes his over-ear ovaries, over easy.
0:19 the captions thought so too lol
those converters make the earphones sound like you went to a music café and went to take a piss in the washroom, but forgot to leave the washroom
Finally i can make my Innies into Ovaries
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@@jahluu6825 Nani?
@@crabrangoon2493 Nande
no that's not what he meant-
ehh, whatever, just make it what you thing
( *_i tough he said the same thing_* )