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  • Goldbridge best bits as Man City beat Man United 6-3
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  • @benhicks9481
    @benhicks9481 2 роки тому +1984

    6-3 flatters Utd completely as well, 4-0 down at half time, City weren't really that bothered in the second half in all honesty. 6-1 and Pep takes off 4 players who were incredible and that lets Utd score 2 to flatter themselves. If this had finished 9-0 I don't think anyone would have been surprised.

    • @mr.invisible.782
      @mr.invisible.782 2 роки тому +41

      You got lucky because this fixture was book after international break.see you soon at old Trafford.

    • @AWhiteMansAfro
      @AWhiteMansAfro 2 роки тому +349

      @@mr.invisible.782 😂😂😂

    • @hulk8384
      @hulk8384 2 роки тому +161

      @@mr.invisible.782 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hulk8384
      @hulk8384 2 роки тому +183

      @@mr.invisible.782 u look a right prat there mate 😂😂

    • @dr.heinzdoofenshmirtz1535
      @dr.heinzdoofenshmirtz1535 2 роки тому +151

      ​@@mr.invisible.782 Im a united fan but just stop bro

  • @BillyC08
    @BillyC08 2 роки тому +530

    "That midfield has got the positional sense of a blindfolded slug looking for a Mars bar at weight watchers convention" 🤣 idk where he gets these lines from

    • @MyNewLeng
      @MyNewLeng 2 роки тому +11

      Probably The Irish Guy.

    • @yellyman5483
      @yellyman5483 2 роки тому +12

      I also loved the one about a bunch of lions playing hide and seek with a troup of morris dancers. "massacre, jingle bells all the way" I had to google "morris dancer" cause i didn`t know what they were, but when i did, i almost died laughing.

    • @hoze1235
      @hoze1235 2 роки тому

      Irish guy and goldbridge collaboration

    • @AOS2023Q
      @AOS2023Q 2 роки тому

      He is brilliant
      So funny

    • @RedFawcett
      @RedFawcett 2 роки тому +3

      "It's like walking in on yer Mum and Dad having sex, it's disgusting."
      Meanwhile, flashbacks of Vietnam intensify.

  • @rohithraman6488
    @rohithraman6488 2 роки тому +1642

    Erling Haaland - 17 goals in 11 games in all competitions this season. What a player

  • @Trapattoni21
    @Trapattoni21 2 роки тому +399

    The only thing that could summarize the whole game is just like playing FIFA with your little brother. You smashed him 4-0 and when your brother’s on the verge of crying, you let him get a goal to make it 4-1. Then proceeds to smash him even further till you scored 6. And after that, just drop the controller for the rest of the game and let him get a couple more goals just for fun. Absolutely entertaining 🤣🤣

    • @hfhhfhfhghf8619
      @hfhhfhfhghf8619 2 роки тому +10

      are u 10

    • @banterbeards8967
      @banterbeards8967 2 роки тому +4

      Dead comment

    • @ImKevPev
      @ImKevPev 2 роки тому +36

      United fans crying Lmaoo I thought the same thing

    • @Trapattoni21
      @Trapattoni21 2 роки тому +23

      @@hfhhfhfhghf8619 that’s the only thing you can come up with?? Wipe that tears of your face and do better, kid😂

    • @Trapattoni21
      @Trapattoni21 2 роки тому +22

      @@banterbeards8967 yeah dead, just like United’s backline last night😂

  • @x_zschannel
    @x_zschannel 2 роки тому +2359

    0:00 Dalot Yellow Card
    0:29 Carnage around United's box
    0:55 GOAL! Foden 1-0
    2:00 Jack Grealish Foul
    2:22 Gundogan Free Kick
    2:54 Another Chance for City
    3:46 More Carnage
    4:20 GOAL! Haaland 2-0
    5:45 GOAL! Haaland 3-0
    6:54 GOAL! Foden 4-0
    8:48 GOAL! Antony 4-1
    9:19 GOAL (Hattrick)! Haaland 5-1
    10:19 Mark hates city fans
    10:50 GOAL (Hattrick)! Foden 6-1
    11:39 GOAL! Martial 6-2
    12:07 PENALTY given
    12:28 PENALTY GOAL! Martial 6-3

  • @vasx2102
    @vasx2102 2 роки тому +445

    12:36 "Lovely penalty by Ten Hag"😂

  • @dantralius9269
    @dantralius9269 2 роки тому +2227

    Can't believe people thought that Varane and Martinez would genuinely deal with Haaland

    • @benmcdonough9903
      @benmcdonough9903 2 роки тому +497

      I think united fans have been scarred by how bad Maguire has been so as soon as they get a decent cb they think he's the next Ferdinand

    • @littlepastys
      @littlepastys 2 роки тому +67

      I mean, as a United fan, I never expected to win let alone deal with Haaland. I've even made him captain in my fpl team

    • @CamMackay96
      @CamMackay96 2 роки тому +78

      @@HL_25 "incredibly well" by Maguire standards maybe, average by PL standards and got exposed today

    • @kingstar423
      @kingstar423 2 роки тому +3

      @@littlepastys same my guy

    • @benmcdonough9903
      @benmcdonough9903 2 роки тому +29

      @@littlepastys I bet when u saw akanji and ake and no rodri u thought there was a chance

  • @jimmerisking
    @jimmerisking 2 роки тому +444

    "Walking in on your parents having sex". Mark killed me with this one...😂😂😂 But so accurate

    • @ibrexstorm4663
      @ibrexstorm4663 2 роки тому +7

      😂🤣🤣🤣broo im deaadd

    • @bighas96
      @bighas96 2 роки тому +7

      I remember once i did when i was like 7 or 8 years old

    • @TheRealXoph
      @TheRealXoph 2 роки тому +11

      Disgusting 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @blah350
      @blah350 2 роки тому

      Things that are certain in life
      Death
      Taxes
      Parents having sex
      United's leaky defence

    • @letsRumble814
      @letsRumble814 2 роки тому

      Or your grandparents...

  • @harleycentral4716
    @harleycentral4716 2 роки тому +261

    Thank you for putting it together quick

  • @iampepsicola7186
    @iampepsicola7186 2 роки тому +668

    As a United supporter it still feels like a 6-1 defeat. City just switched off and knew the game was dead and buried. Even if we scored another 3 city would've just stepped up and scored another 6. City were class, united were shocking and had a terrible lazy attitude, absolute shambles. Full credit to City.

    • @yawnthedinosaur9566
      @yawnthedinosaur9566 2 роки тому +61

      Pep literally took all attacking players off bar haaland as soon as the 6th hit 😂😂😂

    • @sharingiscaring1952
      @sharingiscaring1952 2 роки тому +13

      @@yawnthedinosaur9566 Peps best form of defence is ball possession, attacking and controlling the game. They never play well when they try to shut up shop. So the OP's point is valid.

    • @bighas96
      @bighas96 2 роки тому +6

      @@yawnthedinosaur9566 pep showing mercy to united ENOUGH IS ENOUGH games over

    • @yohanespaskal9352
      @yohanespaskal9352 2 роки тому +4

      Could be 8-1 or 9-1 tbh

    • @deithw3n
      @deithw3n 2 роки тому +1

      spot on

  • @popmonika
    @popmonika 2 роки тому +367

    Seeing you guys were 4 down against Brentford at half time - 4 down at half time against City is hardly a disaster.

    • @dark2k10
      @dark2k10 2 роки тому +21

      Bro thinks being 4-0 down at half time isn’t a disaster 😂😂😂

    • @animelytical8354
      @animelytical8354 2 роки тому +7

      It's a disaster. It's more of a disaster than Brentford. Because they were supposed to be prepared for this.
      Edit: And if Maguire was playing...😬😬😬

    • @paulmihai210
      @paulmihai210 2 роки тому +11

      @@animelytical8354 if Maguire was playing utd would have been 12 goals behind

    • @1998Cebola
      @1998Cebola 2 роки тому +3

      @@paulmihai210 I think what this proves is that Maguire is not the problem

    • @animelytical8354
      @animelytical8354 2 роки тому +2

      @@1998Cebola it DEFINITELY doesn't prove that. Ain't no way that nonsense can fly.
      Maguire is dire.
      This game, we played no defensive midfielder against a high possession side.

  • @TheUnderagedMP
    @TheUnderagedMP 2 роки тому +83

    12:35 "Lovely penalty by Ten Hag" What a line, Ten Hag has to come onto the pitch to show everyone how it's done

  • @calax7147
    @calax7147 2 роки тому +591

    1st City Goal (Foden): 0:55
    2nd City Goal (Haaland): 4:20
    3rd City Goal (Haaland): 5:47
    4th City Goal (Foden): 6:54
    1st United Goal (Antony) : 8:50
    5th City Goal (Haaland Hattrick): 9:19
    6th City Goal (Foden Hattrick): 10:50
    2nd United Goal (Martial): 11:42
    3rd United Goal (Martial): 12:30
    Enjoy

  • @Freshbloodyuno22
    @Freshbloodyuno22 2 роки тому +837

    Seeing Mark salty about City got me dying😂😂😂

    • @Gonnerhero
      @Gonnerhero 2 роки тому +48

      You can put me on your chips lol 😂 had me dying

    • @tylen217
      @tylen217 2 роки тому +3

      all of us united fans tbf, I couldn't take it

    • @ramwinter2622
      @ramwinter2622 2 роки тому +5

      Goater and Dickov. Don’t forget Sun Jihai and Richard Dunne at the back as well.

    • @hulk8384
      @hulk8384 2 роки тому +1

      @@Gonnerhero yeah 😂

    • @PaoloTheGooner08
      @PaoloTheGooner08 2 роки тому

      Ben Thatcher days are long gone.

  • @Tarantula7Tom
    @Tarantula7Tom 2 роки тому +130

    "It's like a bunch of morris dancers playing hide and seek with some hungry lions, an absolute massacre."
    Mark is a legend 🤣🤣🤣

  • @consularorc4760
    @consularorc4760 2 роки тому +64

    Goldbridge improving everyone’s mood…including mine, thanks mate

  • @AayHaych
    @AayHaych 2 роки тому +135

    Absolutely thrilling to see you United lot humbled

    • @GetOnTheFloor82
      @GetOnTheFloor82 2 роки тому +4

      go watch your Chelsea lads....

    • @johnpiketv1518
      @johnpiketv1518 2 роки тому +12

      Humbled it's been 9 years of this shit that's not being humbled 🤣🤣🤣

    • @nzman1
      @nzman1 2 роки тому

      Lol ur club is dead 🤣🤣

    • @kolla5415
      @kolla5415 2 роки тому +1

      Mate, United have been dead for 9 years. Their fans nowadays will celebrate any win like they won the league. They have been humbled by smaller teams a lot in the past. So, seeing them lose to City is expected so it's nothing to get humbled. Their fans saw it coming and even the most optimistic fans was hoping for a draw.

    • @naisiunnaheireann1752
      @naisiunnaheireann1752 2 роки тому +1

      Amen

  • @H_D9999
    @H_D9999 2 роки тому +49

    Mark’s analogies are phenomenal

    • @spms3018
      @spms3018 2 роки тому

      Partridgeesque

  • @asathallon8471
    @asathallon8471 2 роки тому +33

    “The positional sense of a blindfolded slug trying to find a mars bar at a weightwatchers convention” had me HOWLING put that on a damn t shirt and i’ll buy it

  • @bobrosssdad2834
    @bobrosssdad2834 2 роки тому +98

    Mark’s the guy to see a red card challenge within 5 minutes and get upset for a yellow because it’s a Derby

    • @janmik11
      @janmik11 2 роки тому +2

      He’s a plonker with useless opinions. I don’t know why I’m even on this video after what he said about Royals challenge on Martinelli not being a red card cos it’s a derby. Not much need to listen to the chap. Wally

  • @leobestbote4244
    @leobestbote4244 2 роки тому +75

    Ooow that was quick, well done technical team
    I'm dying from Goldbridge analogies My goodness 🤣🤣 🙆🏾‍♂️

  • @mitchellrolek8042
    @mitchellrolek8042 2 роки тому +35

    this is a masterpiece of soundbites, thank you mark. 😂😂

  • @OG-512
    @OG-512 2 роки тому +302

    This made my day! Thank you City!😂

  • @issaccalotychos
    @issaccalotychos 2 роки тому +25

    That’s what you lot needed. A good humbling.

    • @Anthony-pw5gu
      @Anthony-pw5gu 2 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @p-y8210
      @p-y8210 2 роки тому +3

      I mean wasn't that humbling. We know we're trash. The fact that you conceded 3 goals surprised me though.

    • @azza4433
      @azza4433 2 роки тому +5

      @@p-y8210 a brilliant goal by antony, a terrible lucky rebound and a penalty 🤣shut up mate

    • @PessiPenMerchant
      @PessiPenMerchant 2 роки тому

      Lol Oil club city conceding 3 against that shambolic Utd attack is more embarrassing 😂 Madrid shall see you in UCL again ♥️

    • @suryansdash5830
      @suryansdash5830 2 роки тому +1

      @@PessiPenMerchant wow so u relying on Madrid to take revenge for united?

  • @HL_25
    @HL_25 2 роки тому +128

    appreciate the editing and taking it so quickly, always look forward to mark’s reactions, win or lose.

  • @evanmcc1877
    @evanmcc1877 2 роки тому +55

    "Blindfolded slug looking for a mars bar at a weight watchers convention"
    GoldBridge never change. He's a Master poet. A modern day wordsmith

  • @Maelsstrom
    @Maelsstrom 2 роки тому +18

    "That midfield has the positional sense of a blindfolded slug trying to find a mars bar at a weightwatchers convention" -Mark

  • @mordecaimbula6390
    @mordecaimbula6390 Рік тому +2

    Am a Manchester city fan but I love this channel.
    I like the reaction when Manchester united loose ...
    I love seeing Manchester united loose 😂😂😂😂 all day everyday

  • @tomasMC89
    @tomasMC89 2 роки тому +30

    Why are you insulting City supporters? I've been going to City games for 20 years, you watch Man Utd games on TV, you've never been to the stadium, you've never been to an away game , and you bark the most.

    • @RealAthrey
      @RealAthrey 4 місяці тому

      Don't cry here plastic fan

  • @ForzaMilan-di2zd
    @ForzaMilan-di2zd 2 роки тому +2

    Foden with his LEGO haircut. Looks like a council estate kid, that'll nick ur bike from outside the cornershop😂

  • @patrickbateman882
    @patrickbateman882 2 роки тому +13

    Goldbridge calling it a massacre at 2-0. Little did he know what was coming XDXD

  • @piraat070
    @piraat070 2 роки тому +76

    Thank you Manchester City we needed this. 🤣

    • @bighas96
      @bighas96 2 роки тому +2

      @Giwrgos Petrou no chance as a arsenal fan i got a mixed feeling about the liverpool game next week

    • @ysean1
      @ysean1 2 роки тому

      @Giwrgos Petrou Jota is gonna get back from the grave to score a brace against us.

  • @Arsenal-81
    @Arsenal-81 2 роки тому +18

    now this is the United we all missed😂😂

  • @DarkPhoenix89
    @DarkPhoenix89 2 роки тому +167

    The way Haaland is scoring, he's going to be on at least 60 league goals by end of the season at this rate. What a beast.

    • @deannahenry8925
      @deannahenry8925 2 роки тому +1

      Ikr

    • @jamescorlett5272
      @jamescorlett5272 2 роки тому +14

      If Sterling could put around 20 In - man this bloke could smash the record books up .

    • @aus3492
      @aus3492 2 роки тому +3

      The record for a British top flight is 60 in 1928 by Dixie Dean for Everton.. nearly a 100 year old record.

    • @trogman43988
      @trogman43988 2 роки тому +6

      If he stays healthy he has the potential to be the greatest striker that’s ever lived

    • @jamescorlett5272
      @jamescorlett5272 2 роки тому +3

      @@trogman43988 No That Title has been taken -
      Gerd Muller the West German Bomber
      68 Goals in 62 Appearances - the last of both being the One that beat the Dutch in
      1974 - imo He was the best of the best - scored the Goals that got Bayern into the Bundesliga won the CWC scoring 2 in the Final - 3 European cups etc etc -
      Haarland looks the part He has the Time
      But Gerhard is a hard very hard act to
      Follow mate .

  • @CanaDaddd
    @CanaDaddd 2 роки тому +35

    Not really a fan of either team, but still couldn't wait for this video!

    • @hfhhfhfhghf8619
      @hfhhfhfhghf8619 2 роки тому

      true that,imagine putting eriksen and portugese dude vs best team in world,hahahahaha,we need more playmakers so we destroy manc atacks,ten hag is brain dead man,its over

  • @yarentaa1474
    @yarentaa1474 2 роки тому +83

    Akanji cost city 17m and was bossing the defence.

    • @hfhhfhfhghf8619
      @hfhhfhfhghf8619 2 роки тому +1

      YEA hard to do vs rashford,worst player on earth,0 work rate

    • @bighas96
      @bighas96 2 роки тому +12

      @@hfhhfhfhghf8619 had two good games and gone missing again overrated geeza rashy

  • @europeanroyalty4778
    @europeanroyalty4778 2 роки тому +85

    Everyone but United fans could see this coming.

    • @slowtyper95
      @slowtyper95 2 роки тому +2

      they scrapped a win against team like Leicester and Southampton lol

    • @jimsu-whls-1686
      @jimsu-whls-1686 2 роки тому +12

      @@slowtyper95 yeah we really saw a ten hag masterclass when he parked the bus against southampton 😂

    • @randomhuman2595
      @randomhuman2595 2 роки тому +6

      I am United fan and I predicted City win

  • @jaffparphat1172
    @jaffparphat1172 2 роки тому +7

    Mark you killed me😄. As a Liverpool fan you make we forget our own sorrows

  • @adidasemechki1953
    @adidasemechki1953 2 роки тому +19

    As a City fan this gives goosebumps 💙💙

    • @randomhuman2595
      @randomhuman2595 2 роки тому +1

      What did you think about Mark supporting City in final game of last season

    • @invisible3237
      @invisible3237 2 роки тому

      Now everyone is city fan

    • @archiesullivan1838
      @archiesullivan1838 2 роки тому

      Go drink some oil from a arsenal fan

  • @martinhowe1422
    @martinhowe1422 2 роки тому +4

    Absolute respect to you Mark - good or bad - you tell it how it is. As a Chelsea fan of over 50 years, no-one can denigrate my club better than me. I reckon I have seen as many games in the old Div 2 as the PL. I remember when Stamford Bridge ground improvements included NOT putting in electrified fencing! But I have to say your Foden comment about the 'Shushi face and crap hairstyle' is right up there with your very, very best. Keep it up man, you are quality !

  • @harry55106
    @harry55106 2 роки тому +4

    12:36 what a penalty by ten hag

  • @babalanky
    @babalanky 2 роки тому +9

    I love this channel so much. Pure delight every time I watch Goldbridge and his reactions. 😂

  • @kennethngilazi3488
    @kennethngilazi3488 2 роки тому +28

    👀👀Haaland is a rare phenomenon...often players are over-hyped and don't deliver but this guy is just unreal 🥴

    • @frostykey3751
      @frostykey3751 2 роки тому +2

      not gonna be next messi Or cr7 scoring tapins hate cr7 for scoring tapins and pen bug when haaland in a stacked team appreciate why not?

    • @vfunkeraable
      @vfunkeraable 2 роки тому +4

      The real deal. Cr7 and messi were no where near what he is doing at this age

    • @frostykey3751
      @frostykey3751 2 роки тому +2

      @@vfunkeraable except they were more than just a box player and were wingers and never had such great team and such weak defenses so yeah

    • @darrenjohn8524
      @darrenjohn8524 2 роки тому +8

      @@frostykey3751 Rb Salzburg and Norway say hi

    • @lynoluoch1891
      @lynoluoch1891 2 роки тому +5

      Wasn't Haaland dismissed as a flop though? Especially after the Community shield game? Now people are praising him all over lol.

  • @andrewang3171
    @andrewang3171 2 роки тому +16

    this angry at 1 - nil... oh boy we're in for a treat

  • @emilm8603
    @emilm8603 2 роки тому +19

    This is pure gold.

  • @dFiiNee
    @dFiiNee 2 роки тому +8

    1st City Goal (Foden): 0:55
    2nd City Goal (Haaland): 4:20
    3rd City Goal (Haaland): 5:47
    4th City Goal (Foden): 6:54
    1st United Goal (Antony) : 8:50
    5th City Goal (Haaland Hattrick): 9:19
    6th City Goal (Foden Hattrick): 10:50
    2nd United Goal (Martial): 11:42
    3rd United Goal (Martial): 12:30
    Enjoy!

  • @RedRubyAdam
    @RedRubyAdam 2 роки тому +3

    12:36
    “Lovely penalty by ten Hag”
    Not to be confused with the Manchester United manager Anthony Martial

  • @pauldon1263
    @pauldon1263 2 роки тому +2

    Goldbrigde is just too funny.
    Expressions makes me laugh AFTER a match but, Goldbridge makea me laugh DURING the match.
    Had me in stitches.

  • @yurrickhunt9707
    @yurrickhunt9707 2 роки тому +2

    A blindfolded slug trying to find a mars bar at a weight watchers convention…. I don’t really know what to make of that analogy mark

  • @niko_football
    @niko_football Рік тому +4

    “Lovely Penalty By Ten Hag”
    ~ Goldbridge 2023

  • @davidjones1619
    @davidjones1619 2 роки тому +45

    De Bruyne's passing is like he's in The Matrix...😎

  • @consularorc4760
    @consularorc4760 2 роки тому +9

    Manager of the month
    Player of the month
    You’re having a laugh

  • @argharoy1440
    @argharoy1440 2 роки тому +2

    Great game by United winning the second half by 3-2…. What a team

  • @Lanch15
    @Lanch15 2 роки тому +19

    After spewing all that crap about the refereeing in the Arsenal game, this does put a smile on my face

  • @luistorres250
    @luistorres250 2 роки тому +23

    “And yeah I’m salty you can put me on your chips” Mark is one of a kind 😂😂

  • @jxbby.
    @jxbby. 2 роки тому +10

    love the videos mark

  • @nikolatesla8579
    @nikolatesla8579 2 роки тому +26

    Imagine not starting Casemiro in a game like this

    • @RnR1001
      @RnR1001 2 роки тому +11

      Ten Hag needs to get fired only for that blunder alone.
      Just imagine you have a 5 time CL winner in his prime on the bench and you start with mctominay. Mctominay would improve 5x and still he would never be as good as Casemiro.

  • @saumyapareira
    @saumyapareira 2 роки тому +9

    that carragher impression I’m dead 😭😭😭

  • @fairview3643
    @fairview3643 2 роки тому +2

    They say Ronaldo can’t press but what did others do without him ? Ronaldo’s presence and his constant movement in the penalty area creates confusion in the defenders mind and that helps others to score. He has that quality to help the team even without scoring.

  • @masonwilliams2240
    @masonwilliams2240 2 роки тому +11

    Goldbridge: ”it’s easy pezzy”
    Me: Lemon squeezy 😎

  • @alanlawlor3134
    @alanlawlor3134 2 роки тому

    The emotion in Mark's voice at 7.55!! Priceless!!

  • @Liedowngaming
    @Liedowngaming 2 роки тому +5

    Referee isn't obligated to blow the whistle cause a player goes down with a leg injury. Also doesn't matter if its a first minute foul, if its a yellow which it was then it'd a yellow

  • @troyleedswhite
    @troyleedswhite 2 роки тому +2

    Looking forward to this all day.classic

  • @BellyGood07
    @BellyGood07 2 роки тому +13

    At one point Lisandro went through Haaland and he just got up & continued running forward…so much for the butcher 😂

  • @El3ctroclash
    @El3ctroclash 2 роки тому +7

    7:00 gold moment lmao. Wham!!

  • @angeodeleo
    @angeodeleo 2 роки тому +19

    We missed our captain

  • @Sleepless4Life
    @Sleepless4Life 2 роки тому +3

    God I've missed this! Ty Mr. Goldbridge! ❤️

  • @2126beatz
    @2126beatz 2 роки тому +4

    Thanks mark 👍🏾
    This is pure comedy gold
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nathanaddai8230
    @nathanaddai8230 2 роки тому +25

    5:21 how does his brain put these thoughts together😂😂😂😂

    • @howdyl6456
      @howdyl6456 2 роки тому

      lmao

    • @slowtyper95
      @slowtyper95 2 роки тому +10

      i've heard "as useful as Stephen Hawking's treadmill" lol

  • @ScrogginsTheCove
    @ScrogginsTheCove 2 роки тому +13

    Absolutely brilliant! My sides are still hurting from laughing so hard watching this. You have made my weekend mate.

  • @KaiAmundsen
    @KaiAmundsen 2 роки тому +3

    Haaland masterclass! 3 goals, 2 assists. Absolute insanity. What a game by City!

  • @wosany
    @wosany 2 роки тому +11

    Ten Hag’s at the wheel, he’s at the wheel
    Ten Ha’s at the wheel

  • @plato2030
    @plato2030 Рік тому +1

    I pick this as your best watch-along of 23 season

  • @alfiecarroll979
    @alfiecarroll979 2 роки тому +9

    Remember watching Swindon Town play city last year and they did the Poznan, whole stadium just started laughing

    • @alucard5801
      @alucard5801 2 роки тому +7

      Swindon Town 😂😂😂😂

    • @fatdaddy1996
      @fatdaddy1996 2 роки тому

      Remember you got dicked 4-1 at home.
      That raise a chuckle, did it?

  • @elchoppo1160
    @elchoppo1160 2 роки тому +1

    Listen, and understand! That Erlingator is out there! He can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop...

  • @tonylake9602
    @tonylake9602 2 роки тому +7

    If Mark was the presenter of match of the day,I really would think about paying my t.v.licence.. .😋

  • @jagroopdeol2420
    @jagroopdeol2420 2 роки тому +1

    Its the first time united conceded 4 in first half since August 2022.

  • @Anthony-pw5gu
    @Anthony-pw5gu 2 роки тому +9

    Well United fans were completely wrong about Martinez keeping haaland quiet... 😂😂

  • @Trueblue222
    @Trueblue222 2 роки тому +1

    You’re everything that everybody dislikes about United fans , blame the ref , moan about Grealish , moan about a commentator , whinge , whinge , whinge. United don’t have the god given right to win everything , or anything come to that. You’ve had your time in the sun. It’s others time to shine now.

  • @nicholaspowell3294
    @nicholaspowell3294 2 роки тому +3

    Haaland is the business, a complete player, an absolute animal, what a signing.

  • @sionlewis827
    @sionlewis827 2 роки тому +1

    Goldbridge is the gift that keeps on giving

  • @zenan316
    @zenan316 2 роки тому +9

    We’ve waited for this one 😂

  • @garthwilliamjones2777
    @garthwilliamjones2777 2 роки тому

    Far more entertainment is found following Man U fan commentary than when they actually play, especially when they lose. I just love it!

  • @alexcarter6680
    @alexcarter6680 2 роки тому +4

    This is my entertainment sorted for the day

  • @a1iffnaufa1
    @a1iffnaufa1 2 роки тому +1

    "Wake me up before you go go!" 🤣

  • @hannessahlsten9300
    @hannessahlsten9300 2 роки тому +5

    Lovely penalty by Ten Hag btw

  • @MB18YT
    @MB18YT 2 роки тому +1

    I come here whenever I feel depressed and it never fails to lighten up my mood

  • @armaan_756
    @armaan_756 2 роки тому +3

    This guy's analogies are amazing 😂

  • @Adotp-
    @Adotp- 2 роки тому +1

    Rashford is a once in a generation talent. Mesmerising.

  • @JP-oe4ry
    @JP-oe4ry 2 роки тому +9

    As an arsenal fan i actually enjoyed this more! love Haaland, absolute beast, doesnt roll around and throw is toys out the pram when things go wrong like yours truely bench warmer Ronaldo...rofl!

    • @KittySofttpaws
      @KittySofttpaws 2 роки тому +3

      Well as an Arsenal you should have hoped for a United win or draw because City are going to steamroll every team including yourselves and you'll be miles behind before you know it.

    • @CreepingDeath657
      @CreepingDeath657 2 роки тому +2

      As an arsenal fan you should know your history is built on diving and cheating so you have no place to comment. Even your "invincible" (we love draws) season had to be done by pires diving against pompey.

    • @si4632
      @si4632 2 роки тому

      He would know all about rolling round on the floor supporting arsenal

    • @cadizking8161
      @cadizking8161 2 роки тому

      I am with you. Also United weren't able to defend and then counter because City scored early.

    • @andreking2949
      @andreking2949 2 роки тому

      As an arsenal fan thinking u actually have a shot of winning the league..your like an elephant on a tree..dont know how it got it there but u know it will come falling down soon🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣..mug

  • @leew6091
    @leew6091 2 роки тому

    Yes! Been waiting for this all day!

  • @markphillips6205
    @markphillips6205 2 роки тому +11

    The shire horse analogy 🤣

  • @karlsylvain
    @karlsylvain 2 роки тому

    Most wanted youtube video Ever!!! i was waiting for this lol!

  • @maaktu
    @maaktu 2 роки тому +3

    12:36 Ten Hag scores!

  • @albertzhang359
    @albertzhang359 2 роки тому +1

    Mark Goldbridge highlights are better than the game highlights

  • @DeepakSingh-fn9zi
    @DeepakSingh-fn9zi 2 роки тому +7

    After loosing 6-3 my man gave 6 to Varan and Martinez and 5 to de gea 😭😭😭😭

  • @Holtender102
    @Holtender102 2 роки тому +1

    'Oliver should be sacked for... punishing a yellow card offence by giving a yellow card ? Fuck me goldbridge.

  • @hallas706
    @hallas706 2 роки тому +10

    "3 united players make the city squad" Lmao yeah bet mate

    • @Qlicky
      @Qlicky 2 роки тому +7

      Hahaha. None of that United squad is even bench worthy for City.

  • @marshallmathers6896
    @marshallmathers6896 Рік тому +1

    After Liverpool Mark remembers it like a good times

  • @francisedwards8786
    @francisedwards8786 2 роки тому +3

    He definitely seems jealous of Foden's haircut. I'm sure if you pop down to your local hairdressers and ask for the Foden we won't judge you too much.