Everything Wrong With The Girl On The Train

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  • Опубліковано 27 лют 2017
  • The Girl on the Train is a movie that is basically f*cking with you the entire time. It's not a fun experience. And it's plenty sinful.
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  • @KeriAnnBanjo
    @KeriAnnBanjo 7 років тому +1891

    They couldn't name the movie "The Girl Who Only Makes Bad Decisions" because I never gave anyone permission to use my autobiography

    • @j.b.booker7912
      @j.b.booker7912 7 років тому +3

      Keri Ann / waka waka

    • @larryjohnson1173
      @larryjohnson1173 7 років тому +9

      Keri Ann would you be willing to make one more? because I also get so shit-faced and end up on a train, obsessing over people who just came out get some fresh air. If you can buy your own train ticket, I'm willing to allow you to join me in my Misadventure... I'll save you a seat.

    • @encycl07pedia-
      @encycl07pedia- 7 років тому +8

      I'm pretty sure if you only made bad decisions you wouldn't make it to 18. But sure, your life sucks.

    • @angryyogbuscus1578
      @angryyogbuscus1578 7 років тому +16

      Keri Ann You shouldn't have posted this. This was a bad decision.

    • @D_YellowMadness
      @D_YellowMadness 7 років тому +4

      Pan's Labyrinth is already that movie.

  • @Rilaren
    @Rilaren 7 років тому +2222

    Jesus, this shit was so confusing that even the sins were hard to follow.

    • @Mimyakko
      @Mimyakko 7 років тому +110

      Rilaren the husband did it and was tricking his ex-wife into thinking she was crazy because she couldn't remember anything from all the liquor over the years. that's pretty much it. kinda boring if it was actually played in chronological order

    • @WhyIShootU
      @WhyIShootU 7 років тому +54

      Half the movie is made up flashbacks and general lying. It was so boring but my gf liked it somehow.

    • @lukelane9608
      @lukelane9608 7 років тому

      Rilaren agreed

    • @Moonessence1
      @Moonessence1 7 років тому +6

      Rilaren what was confusing?? It was a great movie

    • @Mimyakko
      @Mimyakko 7 років тому +5

      I mean, it at least tried to make you think. Sure the whole mystery was mainly relying on the editing, but I liked that it was different. I expected it to be better though

  • @arancienne
    @arancienne 7 років тому +1330

    The real sin was having it set in New York instead of London like the book was.

    • @JusticeforLiberty
      @JusticeforLiberty 5 років тому +16

      London is just way to dangerous to film in.

    • @treehuggerkyle
      @treehuggerkyle 5 років тому +16

      I thought London was a made-up city. 🤔
      #yesimkidding

    • @Libellulaire
      @Libellulaire 5 років тому +51

      @@JusticeforLiberty
      Yes, yes. London is more dangerous than the US. A country where people don't dare going to small parks when it's night time (even if it's only 6 pm) because of the potential gangs.
      In Europe we can walk around in the middle of the night, in the US they don't dare to, but sure, London is way too dangerous. You're ridiculous.

    • @johnb5082
      @johnb5082 5 років тому +17

      @@Libellulaire um what
      In new york we can walk around all night and not have problems
      Media tends to stretch truths about living here

    • @GreenBaldrick
      @GreenBaldrick 5 років тому +31

      @@johnb5082 Europe, ANY part of Europe is safer than the US. Just accept it. It's not something that needs to be discussed. Google crime rates, google prison population, google laws regarding gun ownership, ask your female friend to spend a night walking around a shady NY neighbourhood and not having anyone approach her and then tell me how safe New York is in comparison to London or any other place in Europe.

  • @bobbydowney7169
    @bobbydowney7169 7 років тому +1942

    I can't enjoy a movie anymore, all I hear is your voice in my head counting out sins.

    • @firestonegraywolf
      @firestonegraywolf 6 років тому +2

      Bobby Downey so true

    • @alysiamerdavid-wasser9165
      @alysiamerdavid-wasser9165 6 років тому +8

      Or even a fn TELEVISION show, lol!! 😂😂 Thx C.S.

    • @lonedragon3261
      @lonedragon3261 5 років тому +11

      I'm kinda glad I don't get out to the theater much...I've developed a habit of saying "Roll credits"

    • @andreichirila2949
      @andreichirila2949 5 років тому +1

      the number of likes on this post is perfect, given it's nature

    • @49hat
      @49hat 5 років тому +1

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  • @ciaransmith9270
    @ciaransmith9270 7 років тому +4020

    I was going to make jokes about trains but I lost track

    • @stevendavies2382
      @stevendavies2382 7 років тому +58

      enough to send anyone loco...

    • @giri1478
      @giri1478 7 років тому +32

      time to mind the gap :P

    • @Maikeru_Dabittsu
      @Maikeru_Dabittsu 7 років тому +52

      I was going to replay to your pun with something punny but I lost my train of thought

    • @darthsnow657
      @darthsnow657 7 років тому +3

      I got that...

    • @trashrabbit69
      @trashrabbit69 7 років тому +28

      I'll give you credit, train puns have a very narrow gauge to make them funny.

  • @joshvente6898
    @joshvente6898 7 років тому +251

    Even watching this I forgot who was who

    • @user-iq2xn6uu2r
      @user-iq2xn6uu2r 7 років тому +4

      "because of my personal abilities that i personally deem to be easy everyone who does not posses my abilities is lazy/stupid/incompetent"

    • @loxurloxurs5517
      @loxurloxurs5517 7 років тому +6

      or maybe the movie sucks ...

  • @theequinoxodyssey7501
    @theequinoxodyssey7501 7 років тому +343

    It's not a swiss army style knife, it's a wine key. A corkscrew. A bottle opener. And the use of this is quite symbolic, considering that her whole life gets fucked up because of her drinking problem. Poetic justice.

  • @sayonarachinkoes3182
    @sayonarachinkoes3182 7 років тому +727

    "we're tied forever now, the three of us" by Tom's chlamydia. bwahahahahahaha XD

  • @outcastalphagaming2512
    @outcastalphagaming2512 7 років тому +924

    he should do sins on sausage party

    • @moku-hm2md
      @moku-hm2md 7 років тому +5

      Aeson Jolin - It was actually a pretty interesting movie.

    • @outcastalphagaming2512
      @outcastalphagaming2512 7 років тому +12

      i know itd just be hilarious to see him sin it i wonder how many sins it would get plus ive kind of been hoping for it since i saw it

    • @MichaelKucher
      @MichaelKucher 7 років тому +41

      it's just one enormous sin

    • @Ash-ww8xg
      @Ash-ww8xg 7 років тому

      IKR!

    • @elchemistgaming4975
      @elchemistgaming4975 7 років тому +27

      I'm trying to imagine how many sins he would give for the food orgy scene *shudder*

  • @eurydicefiori865
    @eurydicefiori865 7 років тому +575

    Rachel: "the 3 of us are all tied together now"
    BY TOM'S CHLAMYDIA 💀😭😭😭😭

  • @rowanbradley4526
    @rowanbradley4526 7 років тому +858

    I can't unsee the husband as Gaston.

  • @58icarus
    @58icarus 7 років тому +143

    At 3:50, the most ridiculous thing about that scene isn't the number of times Megan appears on her balcony, it's that any shrink - much less one already worried about losing his practice over an affair with a client - would EVER be on her bedroom balcony in broad daylight!

  • @johnpaulroman3498
    @johnpaulroman3498 7 років тому +3026

    All the women look the same. All the men look the same.

    • @Klm49
      @Klm49 7 років тому +103

      John Paul Roman -> agreed 100%! Was it intentional so that Emily Blunt's confusion would feel justified/possible? or just to mess with viewers?!

    • @FrenkTheJoy
      @FrenkTheJoy 7 років тому +119

      For real, at one point when Jeremy was saying something about them discussing Megan's murder or whatever, I was like "That's NOT Megan??"
      Is it intentional they all look the same, or was this an oversight on the part of the casting department?

    • @chelsea.1234
      @chelsea.1234 7 років тому +178

      Banjo Peppers Yep, it is intentional! In the book, Megan and Anna are described very similarly which adds to Rachel's (and the reader's) confusion about who she saw that night.

    • @danrox1234
      @danrox1234 7 років тому +38

      I know right , normally I know whats going on but this movie just fucks everything I mean I had no idea who megan or anna was.

    • @lanad133
      @lanad133 7 років тому +2

      John Paul Roman yes.

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 7 років тому +343

    I will point out that even having _consensual_ sex with co-workers absolutely _can_ get one fired under the right circumstances only because it constitutes unprofessional conduct. It reflects negatively on the reputation of the company. That's all.

    • @breadeats
      @breadeats 7 років тому +14

      It depends on job and yeah where you live in world. I can see how some big super snobby businesses fires your ass for it.

    • @nikb.421
      @nikb.421 7 років тому +5

      yes. Actors do it all the time!

    • @mallan6277
      @mallan6277 7 років тому +16

      Yeah especially if it's in the middle of a sales presentation.

    • @claucemicro1080
      @claucemicro1080 2 роки тому

      You do know your personal time and space have nothing to do with the reputation of the company, right? It might get someone fired under extraordinary circumstances perhaps, but I don't think the guy was a minister or a marriage counselor.

    • @Mels0103
      @Mels0103 2 роки тому +5

      @@claucemicro1080 Ok... the comment still stands. Having sex with coworkers is unprofessional no matter where you work and could end in termination. You should know this if you've ever had a job.

  • @liawatson5789
    @liawatson5789 7 років тому +580

    This movie is weird and makes sex look gross.

    • @luiiswanderlust9209
      @luiiswanderlust9209 7 років тому +3

      does it has sex scenes?

    • @liawatson5789
      @liawatson5789 7 років тому +68

      My CRAZY diaries​ yes it does, most of them are unloving.

    • @Aristocratic13
      @Aristocratic13 7 років тому +3

      +Carbon Ghetto Queen love your name, but the sex in thus movie was one if my proudest faps

    • @Lishadra
      @Lishadra 7 років тому +42

      Carbon Ghetto Queen Sex *is* gross imo but only when it's shoved in my face in weird artsy movies.

    • @HallowIsSmol
      @HallowIsSmol 7 років тому +6

      Carbon Queen is sex gross? (14 year old virgin here....)

  • @reallynotdamien
    @reallynotdamien 5 років тому +89

    I feel like I watched the entire movie thinking that Anna and Megan were the same person...
    I mean, after Megan dies Anna literally does nothing of significance so I assumed Rachel was just seeing her...
    maybe I'm the alcoholic

  • @christophersheets5452
    @christophersheets5452 7 років тому +883

    Even with the "confusing movies" that I haven't seen before, I can usually piece together the plot after one of these videos. With this movie, I am absolutely lost

    • @jakejanson430
      @jakejanson430 7 років тому +42

      I deliberately watched the movie right beforehand and it isn't any better bud

    • @christophersheets5452
      @christophersheets5452 7 років тому +25

      Critikal That's how I felt about Inception. Watched it the first time and got the whole story. But I haven't seen this movie before. And just watching the sons video made it incredibly confusing. However, I am in no way motivated to watch this movie after watching the sins video

    • @Tarachvan515gy
      @Tarachvan515gy 7 років тому +16

      This video made me want to watch it. Wanted to know what the hype was about. I did, and it was pretty good. Don't know how it was confusing. It had several flashbacks, but those actually helped fill in gaps.

    • @Exile97
      @Exile97 7 років тому +2

      dude my girl wanted to see this so i took her, i have now seen this movie twice, and i am still confused

    • @QoMSoL
      @QoMSoL 7 років тому +6

      The story in this movie is clear as ice, wtf r u talking about? This "review" is actually a load of nitpicky bullshit. Especially coming from a guy that red the book :\

  • @BiodegradableYTP
    @BiodegradableYTP 7 років тому +2416

    Wow, this movie's a trainwreck.

  • @kittygrimm7301
    @kittygrimm7301 6 років тому +237

    To me, the biggest problem is Rachel's accent vs everyone else's. I know the book is set in London (where travel by train is more common), so I was expecting Emily Blunt to keep her English accent, but it's clear that this adaptation made the stupid decision to set it in America, which raises this question: if she's divorced from her husband and has such a problem seeing him with his new family, why doesn't she just move back home?

    • @ela5746
      @ela5746 5 років тому +15

      Explained in the book! Once she even called her mother asking to come home but her mother denied her request.

    • @kaedeess3266
      @kaedeess3266 5 років тому +11

      Ela , yeah her mom was really into herself & not supportive

    • @kiwimusume
      @kiwimusume 5 років тому +18

      I think OP meant that since the lead actress is British and the movie’s set in the US, it raises the question “if the protag has such a problem seeing him with his new family, why doesn’t she just move back to the UK?”

    • @CopShowGuy
      @CopShowGuy 3 роки тому +4

      @@kiwimusume Moving can be expensive :(

  • @Mrs_Funshine
    @Mrs_Funshine 6 років тому +625

    "Justin wasn't Theroux enough" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @treehuggerkyle
      @treehuggerkyle 5 років тому +2

      MrsFunshine I lol’d at that too 😂

  • @senakashiwazaki9822
    @senakashiwazaki9822 7 років тому +488

    A movie about a train...
    And yet, we're about to have an Emoji movie. *sigh*

    • @silentjoker45
      @silentjoker45 7 років тому

      Sena Kashiwazaki so true

    • @Q8Bart
      @Q8Bart 7 років тому +3

      Thomas the Train :)

    • @TheObsidianX
      @TheObsidianX 7 років тому

      Sena Kashiwazaki who wants to hear a story about a bridge?

    • @angryreader8857
      @angryreader8857 7 років тому +1

      Sena Kashiwazaki Fuck this train movie tho

    • @laster509
      @laster509 7 років тому

      Sheldon iS happy about it

  • @HECKproductions
    @HECKproductions 7 років тому +589

    primary example of "we dont even wanna tell the story of the book we are just filming random shit and slapping a book title on it as a cash grab"-snydrome

    • @Ten_Thousand_Locusts
      @Ten_Thousand_Locusts 7 років тому +10

      HECKproductions Tbh the book really wasn't that interesting at all.

    • @HECKproductions
      @HECKproductions 7 років тому +13

      i didnt mean to imply that it is
      and judging by the movie i have no trouble believeing you that it isnt

    • @Reefy222
      @Reefy222 7 років тому +7

      really? I personally thought it was a pretty good adaptation of the book.

    • @maldonr2758
      @maldonr2758 7 років тому +7

      nah, the book was just as bad.

    • @leathehatless
      @leathehatless 7 років тому +18

      To be honest, the book was pretty bad, so if the movie was terrible, then it was pretty faithful.

  • @giornogiovanna6445
    @giornogiovanna6445 6 років тому +403

    missed the perfect opportunity to play Thomas the tank engine song at the end

    • @KylerwithaC
      @KylerwithaC 4 роки тому +4

      That would be so awesome

  • @miloutjechagny
    @miloutjechagny 6 років тому +332

    I actually loved this movie, didn't find it very difficult to follow. But i gotta agree with the names being a bit confusing, i ended up just calling them Traingirl, Scott's Wife and the Other Blonde

    • @maylee-
      @maylee- 6 років тому +18

      Hello Geronimo me too but during the beginning I confused the two blondes lol

    • @julz3tt3
      @julz3tt3 5 років тому +1

      Hello Geronimo they do look alike though.

    • @rc4083
      @rc4083 4 роки тому +1

      This movie blows. Even without having read the book. It was fucking horrible and lazy writing.

    • @JamesLM2006
      @JamesLM2006 3 роки тому

      Which is why these horrible movies keep getting made. Because of people with really bad taste in movies.

    • @miloutjechagny
      @miloutjechagny 3 роки тому +5

      @@JamesLM2006 Not bad taste in movies, just a different opinion 😊 Remember, just because you don't like it doesn't mean your opinion is a fact! x

  • @lemonmania967
    @lemonmania967 7 років тому +980

    I just wanted to say, screw you, CinemaSins, because every time I watch a movie I feel the need to interject with "47 seconds of logos!" at the beginning.

    • @Klm49
      @Klm49 7 років тому +43

      lemonmania96 -> Oh I get shouted at by family for continually saying things like, stop playing the pronoun game, and calling out clichés during movies.

    • @harmonyl.2053
      @harmonyl.2053 7 років тому +22

      lemonmania96 or "Narration !"

    • @mannyquinn4878
      @mannyquinn4878 7 років тому +30

      "Guns,Ammo,Flashbacks, Excitement"

    • @Rouge_7
      @Rouge_7 7 років тому +17

      It's great when at a theater and the main movie starts, I say and hear several people echoing, "58 seconds of logos!" and nearly the entire audience chuckles.

    • @JohnGoetzGaming
      @JohnGoetzGaming 7 років тому +2

      lemonmania96 watching John wick 2 I kept sinning it when a henchman would come from off screen without shooting him. Still an awesome movie though

  • @angryreader8857
    @angryreader8857 7 років тому +230

    'By Tom's chlamydia' fucking killed me

  • @shannon504
    @shannon504 7 років тому +51

    2:44 that is the most Jennifer Lawrence, sounding Jennifer Lawrence acting, that any Jennifer Lawrence look-alike had done

    • @xlifewritex
      @xlifewritex 4 роки тому +5

      they wanted jen but she couldn't do the role so they hired her lookalike. It was cheaper.

  • @joelayoub2774
    @joelayoub2774 7 років тому +105

    "God damn stop introducing girls". Lamo

  • @Dogan_TM
    @Dogan_TM 7 років тому +125

    Wow that movie looked like pretentious garbage.

    • @emisthem6562
      @emisthem6562 7 років тому +4

      You forgot the words 'slightly disturbing'

    • @bopeeplauerent676
      @bopeeplauerent676 7 років тому +1

      +Deso Awi Lark only slightly

    • @Dameyification
      @Dameyification 7 років тому +1

      +Deso Awi Lark mildly disturbing nothing more.

    • @Dameyification
      @Dameyification 7 років тому

      +Deso Awi Lark mildly disturbing. nothing more.

  • @TheShortStormtrooper
    @TheShortStormtrooper 7 років тому +1502

    Man that movie went right off the rails by the end. I'll leave now

    • @dippin4dots
      @dippin4dots 7 років тому +38

      The Short Stormtrooper you need to train on your jokes. ok ill leave too.

    • @TheShortStormtrooper
      @TheShortStormtrooper 7 років тому +31

      Sorry I'll try to get back on track. I'll see myself out again.

    • @yourmomiswithme3501
      @yourmomiswithme3501 7 років тому +20

      The Short Stormtrooper these jokes are a train wreck. I'll leave too

    • @pyrotactics5836
      @pyrotactics5836 7 років тому +18

      Guys please stop derailing each other. Lets just be friends.

    • @Galivent
      @Galivent 7 років тому +16

      Train puns never run outta steam. I'll show myself the door

  • @cleofaspingarron
    @cleofaspingarron 6 років тому +888

    Discount-Jennifer Lawrence is way hotter than actual-Jennifer Lawrence

    • @CoDCory
      @CoDCory 6 років тому +25

      juanga pingarrón you're right, I was mad when she died

    • @CoDCory
      @CoDCory 6 років тому +7

      I can only watch this movie until detective Riley gets introduced then I lose interest

    • @xlectraheart
      @xlectraheart 6 років тому +10

      juanga pingarrón
      Obviously you're blind

    • @julz3tt3
      @julz3tt3 5 років тому +1

      juanga pingarrón TRUE

    • @sultanalharbi6452
      @sultanalharbi6452 5 років тому +1

      Just slightly .

  • @josephhillyard3040
    @josephhillyard3040 6 років тому +47

    While I will admit the book was flawed and relied too heavily on murder mystery tropes. It was a thrilling and intriguing ride. Unlike the movie which is really confusing.

  • @bhq3860
    @bhq3860 7 років тому +1086

    Make an "Everything wrong with La La Land", and about 1 minute in, announce that the video was actually supposed to be "Everything wrong with Moonlight".

    • @eanderson9599
      @eanderson9599 7 років тому +5

      G M C great idea

    • @snazzy8505
      @snazzy8505 7 років тому +1

      G M C I blame Steve Harvey

    • @OnlyHereForCake
      @OnlyHereForCake 7 років тому +19

      April 1st, mix the movies together and then constantly sin it for making no fucking sense

    • @gozza1993
      @gozza1993 7 років тому

      ?????????????????????????????

    • @MadMrCrazy
      @MadMrCrazy 7 років тому +1

      +PrivatePublic THIS ONE

  • @qwerty8382
    @qwerty8382 7 років тому +748

    The book was brilliant and the setting really made it. The quintessential British semi-detached houses were as much of a character to me as the actual characters. The Americanised film shit all over it with those ridiculous giant American houses and the beautiful views. It was supposed to be a dreary suburb near London.

    • @kawtharami2635
      @kawtharami2635 6 років тому +16

      I think it was too expensive to film it in London so they filmed it somewhere else. At least that's what I heard.

    • @TheYasmineFlower
      @TheYasmineFlower 6 років тому +58

      +Anna john Doesn't make much sense - they could have filmed most of the stuff anywhere else and just pretended it to be London. They didn't need to actually film it IN London - there's pretty much no scenes in the book that describe something solely London-esque that they would have found no substitute for.

    • @josephhillyard3040
      @josephhillyard3040 6 років тому +34

      M L While I will admit the book was flawed and relied too heavily on murder mystery tropes. It was a thrilling and intriguing ride. Unlike the movie which is really confusing.

    • @Qtrademark
      @Qtrademark 6 років тому +7

      Yes, the book was so good but the movie did not do it justice. Especially, moving it from the original setting .

    • @Forever_OctobersJ
      @Forever_OctobersJ 5 років тому +5

      I thought the book was fantastic.

  • @chandalikepanda
    @chandalikepanda 7 років тому +47

    As a Century 21 agent, I must say that this movie owes us an apology. List with me! I won't steal your husband!

  • @ScienceTwist
    @ScienceTwist 7 років тому +402

    my shredder loved this movie. my shredder loves trains.

  • @NishaPerson
    @NishaPerson 7 років тому +130

    This movie is an insult to the book.

    • @kikogonzales5198
      @kikogonzales5198 7 років тому

      Weiss Schnee a

    • @witnessme4352
      @witnessme4352 7 років тому +27

      It's a shame, too. Emily Blunt is awesome and they just wasted her here.

    • @Chance57
      @Chance57 7 років тому +4

      Witness Me you think she didn't even read the script?

    • @livanbard
      @livanbard 7 років тому +7

      that itself is an insult to literature.

    • @user-eu6oq2sj6y
      @user-eu6oq2sj6y 7 років тому +1

      Umm, what are Blake's comments? Did you gave her the book?

  • @GiovannaMcneil
    @GiovannaMcneil 7 років тому +253

    I like to describe this movie as a lifetime movie with a big budget that can afford good acting and quality but damn the writers still suck.

    • @thebitchisback2392
      @thebitchisback2392 7 років тому +15

      Giovanna My God lifetime movies are the worst! I can literally feel my iq dropping when i watch one. My mom and sister love them.😒

    • @twdahs4088
      @twdahs4088 7 років тому +18

      Giovanna the book was amazing! The London setting was much better and the story was gripping! Read it in about a day. When I watched this at the cinema I was so disappointed. They ruined an amazing book with the 'Americanisation' and terrible directing.

    • @Rouge_7
      @Rouge_7 7 років тому +6

      We all know that a movie version of a book is not going to be as good, but THIS movie was total and complete shit.

    • @mckenna8663
      @mckenna8663 6 років тому +3

      !TWD&AHS! I just finished a 12 hour drive during which I listened to this audiobook. Had it BEEN an actual book I would have thrown it out the car window various times. THIS is a New York Times Bestseller??? RIDICULOUS. It stunk.

  • @violetm_
    @violetm_ 7 років тому +42

    Even with CinemaSins breaking down this film, I'm deadass still confused with the plot. 😓

    • @johnhammersmith7828
      @johnhammersmith7828 4 роки тому +7

      I know you made this comment 2 years ago, but I'd still know what confused you about this movies plot. It's kinda confusing but pretty straight forward

    • @thecatattheend2250
      @thecatattheend2250 3 роки тому +1

      Drinks're bad, mmkay?

  • @coreymancan2563
    @coreymancan2563 7 років тому +62

    "Tiger Woods was jealous of that swing" lol I'm dying rn

    • @homelesshannah50
      @homelesshannah50 5 років тому

      Considering that she tried to smash her ex I would say that ELIN was the jealous one

  • @JohnSmith-rm6gs
    @JohnSmith-rm6gs 7 років тому +168

    Damn Jeremy, you forgot the Emily Blunt isn't my girlfriend in this scene...

    • @benjaminyork2707
      @benjaminyork2707 7 років тому +5

      John Smith are you the doctor?!

    • @crimson764
      @crimson764 7 років тому +6

      Also "Scene does not contain a lapdance."

  • @recenziifilmecinema
    @recenziifilmecinema 7 років тому +567

    Last time I was this early La La Land was still best picture

    • @msrustyspatula8679
      @msrustyspatula8679 7 років тому +1

      Vlad Movie Recenzii OOOOOH burn!

    • @willhales4277
      @willhales4277 7 років тому +3

      Vlad Movie Recenzii OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

    • @NotVeryAmusing
      @NotVeryAmusing 7 років тому +11

      deathisinevitable you really haven't heard that one before?

    • @stevendavies2382
      @stevendavies2382 7 років тому +19

      turns out La La Land WAS best picture, but only for about 30 seconds.....

    • @j.b.booker7912
      @j.b.booker7912 7 років тому +21

      Steven Davies oddly enough thats about how long i lasted before i fell asleep watching la la land in the theater.

  • @0DRippinG
    @0DRippinG 6 років тому +336

    The murderer isn't even hot enough to have been with all those women, not realistic.
    It's just my personal opinion,I just don't find him very attractive(while reading the book I imagined him to be a real hunk and he's pretty average looking) and it's clearly not the only thing that was wrong with this movie. There's multiple examples of couples in which one of them (usually women) are better looking than their partners so attraction clearly isn't all about looks and mostly has to do with charisma, personality and how likable and reliable someone can be.
    The fact this man was that popular with the ladies was because he gave each of them what they wanted and he molded himself to be the perfect man in their eyes. He was a narcissist and that made him very manipulative, which is shown by how he plays all these women.
    PD: I have had my eyes checked and almost 3 years later, I still don't find him attractive 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @jenng1770
      @jenng1770 6 років тому +29

      That's your biggest complaint? lol

    • @svinjamaria
      @svinjamaria 6 років тому +56

      Honestly Scott was more attractive in my eyes

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 6 років тому +24

      Did you know Chris Evans was originally cast to play the character?

    • @TheStraightedge47
      @TheStraightedge47 5 років тому +6

      Have you never seen the Jeremy Kyle show?

    • @PR7-82
      @PR7-82 5 років тому +3

      He's much older than all of them but that is never pointed out

  • @Umneriko
    @Umneriko 7 років тому +21

    "holy mother of god!... What was I talking about?" XD

  • @Lemur2016
    @Lemur2016 7 років тому +423

    I LIKE TRAINS!

    • @Lemur2016
      @Lemur2016 7 років тому +15

      VROOOMM

    • @lilmoist516
      @lilmoist516 7 років тому

      Iz sp4ce gud dese tim3 ov y34rr?

    • @agentham
      @agentham 7 років тому +9

      Lemur 2016
      I like turtles.

    • @emisthem6562
      @emisthem6562 7 років тому +58

      *train mows down the comment section*

  • @Yeah_Whocares
    @Yeah_Whocares 7 років тому +115

    This is literally a strangers perspective of fucking Gone Girl.

    • @LordConstipation
      @LordConstipation 7 років тому

      Oh NO! I said my Opinion!?! A drunk stranger with memory issues, no less.

    • @shadowbunny7892
      @shadowbunny7892 7 років тому

      Oh NO! I said my Opinion!?! I thought this story was really fucking familiar. It literally is.

    • @jason4275
      @jason4275 7 років тому +4

      Gone Girl and girl of a train is an insult 21st century police forensics.

  • @wonderdodge
    @wonderdodge 7 років тому +26

    Comcast deserves an unacknowledged ding, like you would do for Michael Bay or M. Night Shymalan. *ding*

  • @horrocks984
    @horrocks984 7 років тому +86

    The original 'The Girl on the Train' was written by my friends aunt :)

  • @JonnyRants
    @JonnyRants 7 років тому +76

    Everything wrong with this movie?
    It wasn't based in England

  • @Keerthi_0195
    @Keerthi_0195 7 років тому +68

    earliest I've ever been wanted to ask how do u even make these? I mean how many times do u have to watch a movie? love the work tbh🤣🤣

    • @GiorgioPolara
      @GiorgioPolara 7 років тому +1

      Someone you know my guess is 2

    • @MikeTheShadow3000
      @MikeTheShadow3000 7 років тому

      There are some videos of him answering that question

    • @Keerthi_0195
      @Keerthi_0195 7 років тому

      MasterShadow3000 links if u know pls

    • @Keerthi_0195
      @Keerthi_0195 7 років тому

      Giorgio Polara haha. no F ing way

    • @MikeTheShadow3000
      @MikeTheShadow3000 7 років тому +5

      I think it's on the commentator's channel "Jeremy CinemaSins"

  • @yourfriendcocap308
    @yourfriendcocap308 5 років тому +13

    my only question is how that dude got his car parked like that? 12:03

  • @HoopsAndDinoMan
    @HoopsAndDinoMan 7 років тому +77

    15:15 Speaking of The Hobbit, did anyone notice during that scene that Luke Evans' coffee mug had black arrows on it? I guarantee that was on purpose.

  • @KobesPilot
    @KobesPilot 7 років тому +704

    What did the librarian say to the UA-camr?
    Read More

  • @ChatiseE
    @ChatiseE 7 років тому +578

    i had the best sleep during this movie! money worth it

    • @helenadetroya9265
      @helenadetroya9265 7 років тому +26

      I spent about 2 dollars on a pirate version... Still regreting it.

    • @Daviddjx44
      @Daviddjx44 7 років тому +2

      Torrented it and watched it for free lol

    • @helenadetroya9265
      @helenadetroya9265 7 років тому +1

      I was so excited when I found it that my dad decided to buy it.

    • @Aristocratic13
      @Aristocratic13 7 років тому

      When you say "sleep" do you mean rest or sex?

    • @ChatiseE
      @ChatiseE 7 років тому +2

      only a dirty mind would think that I meant sex xD

  • @dakotawilliams9509
    @dakotawilliams9509 7 років тому

    One of my favorite sins videos! Jeremy is so animated in it! Friggin awesome man

  • @ShroudedWolf51
    @ShroudedWolf51 5 років тому +2

    The 911 thing is so untrue that it's nuts. The one time I accidentally called 911 (fat-fingered the buttons), it ran long enough for me to reach across the keypad to hit the End button and nevertheless, I was phoned back immediately, explained myself, was warned not to do it again, and STILL had two officers show up on my doorstep.
    There is absolutely no chance that some amount of police wouldn't show up after the call abruptly ending after the bloke turned off the phone.

  • @ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe
    @ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe 7 років тому +119

    Hah hah at 5:43 it's like "Rachel sees a former friend" and I think, "Rachel sees a former f.r.i.e.n.d.s" lol get it????

    • @ms2409
      @ms2409 7 років тому +43

      And look there's Phoebe

    • @hkc8544
      @hkc8544 7 років тому +9

      Juwon Kim that was the joke. That was literally the joke. The 'friend' was even capitalized for emphasis. Congratulations on catching something obvious?

  • @haraldhill7069
    @haraldhill7069 7 років тому +135

    Everything wrong with ET the extra terrestrial please

  • @NN-nq5qj
    @NN-nq5qj 7 років тому +5

    "Justin wasn't Theroux enough"! Bravo CinemaSins! That pun deserves an award!

  • @Ruvieb
    @Ruvieb 7 років тому +1

    The guy wasn't behind her the whole time on the trail after getting off of the train because eventually she got scared and went down the side of the hill, leaving the trail, and reaching the tunnel much quicker than him. (seen at #40)

  • @dinsism
    @dinsism 7 років тому +277

    Discount Gone Girl *cough

    • @Meffrgtikiii
      @Meffrgtikiii 7 років тому

      Reaver this was way better than gone girl

    • @jmonseur5322
      @jmonseur5322 7 років тому +23

      This was better than nothing, because this movie was absolute garbage.

    • @Fonzzzzz
      @Fonzzzzz 7 років тому +13

      Movie was truly unwatchable if you had read the book

    • @jasmimbettencourt358
      @jasmimbettencourt358 7 років тому +5

      How was this piece of crap better than Gone Girl???

    • @EvieCorwell
      @EvieCorwell 7 років тому +2

      >Inferno
      >genuinely superb book
      HAHAHAHAHA no. Dan Brown is a fucking hack.

  • @thenecromancer3474
    @thenecromancer3474 7 років тому +127

    14:06 +1 sin It's choking when you are eating a piece of food and it gets lodged in your esophagus. What he did would be strangling

    • @crocodilerock4662
      @crocodilerock4662 7 років тому +29

      Gavin Hersom It can still be called choking because your choking someone out. Source: I don't shout out "Strangle me harder daddy" during sex

    • @kio4896
      @kio4896 7 років тому +42

      She's choking, he's strangling.

    • @thenecromancer3474
      @thenecromancer3474 7 років тому +2

      Still worth a sin

    • @PanSpaceman
      @PanSpaceman 7 років тому +4

      Calm down Handsome Jack

    • @NTTofMistery
      @NTTofMistery 7 років тому +3

      audifaux productions
      how are you able to shout choke me harder daddy, if daddy is choking you?
      daddy is bad at choking people

  • @samuellerbet7990
    @samuellerbet7990 6 років тому +4

    Honestly, I slept 3 hours last night and I've been up for over 20 hours and these were the best 16 minutes of my life. I understood almost nothing from the point where there was more than one girl, too many names, too many characters I don't know/care about, plus I didn't watch the movie so... yeah. Amazing sins video, though it honestly confused me about as much as that April's Fools from a few years back xD

  • @igethacked23
    @igethacked23 7 років тому +17

    Everything Wrong With Labyrinth 1986?
    I'd love to see that

    • @JJ-wm6vj
      @JJ-wm6vj 7 років тому +2

      James Fulkerson Then type in into the search bar. He already did it.

  • @1amissingno
    @1amissingno 7 років тому +37

    When Emily Blunt said she's playing a 'beloved character' from the book i knew there was trouble with the film.

    • @LeolaGlamour
      @LeolaGlamour 7 років тому +21

      missingno
      She's British, pretty sure that's her humor.

  • @asphnotic6494
    @asphnotic6494 7 років тому +13

    My mom was reading the book and then I watched the film with her a few days ago and once it had finished she looked at me and went "what the fuck was that shit?" And I just laughed

  • @nigeltrotter1855
    @nigeltrotter1855 7 років тому +1

    15:58-Ohhhh, my gosh!!!!! My first "Tommy, how's the peeping" since I've been back to my CinemaSins binge.

  • @Poppy624537
    @Poppy624537 7 років тому +1

    Congratulations at 500 Cinemasins videos!!!

  • @mattyh4100
    @mattyh4100 7 років тому +135

    everything wrong with la la land

    • @alilshotofrhum
      @alilshotofrhum 7 років тому

      Matt Hudson Oh Yeah! OWO

    • @stevendavies2382
      @stevendavies2382 7 років тому +117

      and then 30 seconds later - everything wrong with moonlight....

    • @AgtX999
      @AgtX999 7 років тому

      Matt Hudson im pretty sure he can only do films that are out to buy.

  • @JustAnotherNameYo
    @JustAnotherNameYo 7 років тому +21

    Seems like this movie was even dumber than the book. I didn't think that was possible.

  • @andrewthomas8687
    @andrewthomas8687 6 років тому +25

    I would also Sin the fact that her name is Rachel and that Lisa Kudrow is he old friend

    • @homelesshannah50
      @homelesshannah50 5 років тому

      I want to sin Lisa for NOT getting botox and or a facelift, gotdamn woman the wrinkles!!

  • @crownofroses2754
    @crownofroses2754 7 років тому +84

    Why is our narrator British when everyone else is American? The book was set in England, why can't the movie be set in England? Or have all American speakers in an American setting?

    • @rebeccamaracle2878
      @rebeccamaracle2878 4 роки тому +2

      Because people move? I've definitely met people from other countries living in my country before.

  • @Sam-kt1mi
    @Sam-kt1mi 7 років тому +47

    you can't really blame movie makers for including narration at the start. it's hard for them, using a medium that has like 800% less content than books.

    • @SharkAlien66
      @SharkAlien66 7 років тому +9

      Sam Scott A picture is worth a thousand words. There are plenty of ways to tell a story visually and narration can be used as a crutch by filmmakers.

    • @Mimyakko
      @Mimyakko 7 років тому

      Harley Dirk sarcasm. he was being sarcastic lol

    • @SharkAlien66
      @SharkAlien66 7 років тому +3

      Mimyakko Maybe? If so it's not the most obvious. It's not like text is very good at conveying tone.

  • @PieLeFu
    @PieLeFu 7 років тому +44

    EVERYTHING WRONG WITH HEATHERS!!!! Please let's go back to older movies for a sec!

  • @madviking2195
    @madviking2195 5 років тому +14

    It was actually a wine key not a Swiss army knife she stabbed him with. There's only the corkscrew and a tiny knife to choose from. Wow! A rare miss by you guys. Not dissing you, just noticed one thing you didn't. Usually it's you noticing a zillion things I miss! I LOVE CINEMA SINS! NEVER STOP MAKING THESE VIDS. IM OBSESSED.

    • @rc4083
      @rc4083 4 роки тому

      He literally said it was a corkscrew and made a joke about the Swiss Army knife.

  • @fridaytosaturday3225
    @fridaytosaturday3225 6 років тому +10

    HOLY MOTHER OF GOD what was I taking about

  • @freddypearsall3934
    @freddypearsall3934 7 років тому +107

    Hey man you need to do everything wrong with The Wolf of Wall Street please thanks

    • @Villeful
      @Villeful 7 років тому

      Everything is wrong with The Wolf of Wall Street

    • @freddypearsall3934
      @freddypearsall3934 7 років тому +7

      Jack Skellington everything is right with the Wolf of Wall Street

    • @BrynjarReynisson
      @BrynjarReynisson 7 років тому +12

      Freddy Pearsall They should do a bonus round every time they swore in the movie

    • @aramisaac4292
      @aramisaac4292 7 років тому +1

      Hey Brynjar, that is what I was thinking XD

  • @paulkowal7894
    @paulkowal7894 7 років тому +67

    Dammit cinemasins, cant you wait till after school to upload!?

    • @Rale__
      @Rale__ 7 років тому +16

      when I was in highschool I'd just watch during my study hall lol

    • @encycl07pedia-
      @encycl07pedia- 7 років тому +4

      Don't stay in school.

    • @tvbnine793
      @tvbnine793 7 років тому

      what's wrong with them uploading during school hours?

    • @gallifrey_falls
      @gallifrey_falls 7 років тому

      Same

    • @jacobaarum
      @jacobaarum 7 років тому

      I'm always watching during my third period

  • @margaritam.9118
    @margaritam.9118 7 років тому +5

    Rachel: Fuck off!
    Jeremy: No, you fuck off!

  • @music_istherapy8860
    @music_istherapy8860 7 років тому

    i really enjoy these videos i appreciate the work & i actually learn things sometimes lol keep them coming!

  • @whyyowhyyo1822
    @whyyowhyyo1822 7 років тому +92

    Everything wrong with Ghostbusters 2016

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 7 років тому +11

      He'd have to turn off the comments section like Screen Junkies did when they did the Honest Trailer.

    • @emmanuelpacheco8765
      @emmanuelpacheco8765 7 років тому +4

      whyyo whyyo he'll say "everything" then the video ends

    • @DxBlack
      @DxBlack 7 років тому +2

      MovieSin Tally : ∞
      Sentence : Mr.Stay Puft's white goo
      BONUS ROUND : ∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞ * 3.14
      Sentence : The destruction of mankind so no other living being in the Multiverse ever knows what the fuck we created.

    • @Japaneseanimeguy
      @Japaneseanimeguy 7 років тому +1

      You do realise how many people would be triggered by that? Any attempt to insult that movie is going to set of the people who cry misogyny at the slightest thing and then the people who say to calm down are going to come along attempting to be reasonable, before being drowned out by complaints from those who think the movie was shit(some of whom do hate it simply for being all female cast), which then sets off the first group's second wave, before it all devolves into a massive, controversial debate, attracting trolls, who then set off both sides for kicks and make the comment section talk about everything except the movie.

    • @whyyowhyyo1822
      @whyyowhyyo1822 7 років тому +3

      +Seosamh Wray that's the point, chaos is great.

  • @GravityPoison
    @GravityPoison 7 років тому +19

    No inception "you're waiting for a train" reference/joke at the end? i don't know why i really wanted to see it but i'm really sad its not there...

    • @eurekamreum5458
      @eurekamreum5458 7 років тому

      Main Character Status Engaged I thought the same

  • @keyemaster
    @keyemaster 6 років тому

    Thank you so much for showing this. I've tried to watch this twice and maybe I got through twenty minutes before I just wanted to hear her quit talking to her self or us.

  • @JulioMartinez-ch9nx
    @JulioMartinez-ch9nx 6 років тому

    All right, Cinema Sins! ! Way to GO!! Confused timelines of this movie,certainly. Go Cinema Sins!

  • @smolsheep77
    @smolsheep77 7 років тому +72

    do "Everything wrong with South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut." ;)

    • @encycl07pedia-
      @encycl07pedia- 7 років тому +4

      They have to have an upload that would last more than 30 seconds.

    • @XopheAdethri
      @XopheAdethri 7 років тому +1

      Uuuhhhhh, there's nothing wrong with it though.

  • @Jatt2613
    @Jatt2613 7 років тому +47

    Ug, sorry, but this movie is so bad and boring I can't even watch you make fun of it. I read the book because I heard it was really good, and it seems like they captured the feel of the book very well in this movie: utter crap.

    • @eurekamreum5458
      @eurekamreum5458 7 років тому +3

      Jatt2613 haven't read a comment so on point anywhere else

    • @twdahs4088
      @twdahs4088 7 років тому +1

      Jatt2613 the book was good? The movie was absolute shit.

    • @elizabethbennet4791
      @elizabethbennet4791 7 років тому

      thats what nyc is all about.

  • @bellaruesing2490
    @bellaruesing2490 7 років тому +5

    I love your videos they make me laugh when I feel like crying thank you for being so funny

  • @mitzimover6434
    @mitzimover6434 7 років тому +16

    I enjoyed this film cos I read the book 1st. But I knew straight away anyone who hasn't won't have a clue what's going on with it n think it was shite!

    • @SWLinPHX
      @SWLinPHX 7 років тому +2

      I saw it blind without reading a book or knowing anything about and I understood it all first time.

    • @annerison
      @annerison 4 роки тому

      I haven't read the book and I agree. Watching it a few times helped though, still really love the movie and Emily Blunt's performance in it.

    • @rc4083
      @rc4083 4 роки тому

      How could you have possibly enjoyed the film AFTER reading the book? This was the biggest piece of shit movie that year.

  • @EpicUltraKingSmizzy
    @EpicUltraKingSmizzy 7 років тому +370

    the movie was so bad it was hard for me to even watch this video that is making fun of it.

    • @zuriach1321
      @zuriach1321 7 років тому +15

      same here.. i was trying to watch this before going to bed, but i switched to a different sins video.. i dont want to go to sleep with this trash being my latest memory

  • @loganpugh6202
    @loganpugh6202 7 років тому +11

    Congratulations on 500 videos CinemaSins!!

  • @brownandbloom
    @brownandbloom 7 років тому

    Congrats for making 500 videos, CinemaSins.

  • @volmi2159
    @volmi2159 7 років тому

    500 VIDEOS!! GOOD JOB CINEMASINS!!

  • @dralien592
    @dralien592 7 років тому +34

    8 views, 25 likes. UA-cam, go home.

    • @The8347135
      @The8347135 7 років тому +38

      Still? It's been over 10 years and you still don't fucking get it

  • @kingofwakanda6899
    @kingofwakanda6899 7 років тому +60

    Moonlight or La La Land? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @alilshotofrhum
      @alilshotofrhum 7 років тому +5

      King of Wakanda La La Land.
      This movie...... ugh

    • @benlong9431
      @benlong9431 7 років тому +10

      Moonlight without a doubt

    • @MicoDossun
      @MicoDossun 7 років тому +6

      King of Wakanda moonlight no contest. La La Land isn't even in my top 15 of 2016

    • @deathby1kslimes945
      @deathby1kslimes945 7 років тому +2

      What are we, some kinda Moonlight or La la land?

    • @witnessme4352
      @witnessme4352 7 років тому +6

      Moonlight, hands down. Moonlight was mind-blowing and powerful. La La Land was fine but forgettable-- when it comes to love stories with characters dancing in space, I frankly preferred Passengers.

  • @eldani8268
    @eldani8268 7 років тому +12

    "...or Justin wasn't Theroux enough" lol

  • @asouthernwriter
    @asouthernwriter 7 років тому +13

    Why did they drag Luke Evans into this?! 😩

  • @MuuToo
    @MuuToo 7 років тому +42

    The Girl On The Train? That has to be the lamest name I have ever heard of.

    • @roelin360
      @roelin360 7 років тому

      I would have watched the film otherwise, what a shame.

    • @proudofyoudick
      @proudofyoudick 7 років тому +1

      Muu Too what about "dog eat dog"

    • @javonyounger5107
      @javonyounger5107 7 років тому +2

      I think they were trying to go with the so generic it's rememberable approach with the name. (Main word trying)

    • @bakaichigo
      @bakaichigo 7 років тому

      What about "A Dog's Breakfast"?
      That was an awesome movie, BTW...

  • @lopezandy97
    @lopezandy97 7 років тому +15

    Everything wrong with the cat in the hat

  • @danjpenn3711
    @danjpenn3711 7 років тому

    about to watch this haha.. your review was hilarious and will make watching this a little less painfull.. I hope

  • @panzerfaus8459
    @panzerfaus8459 7 років тому

    you know i can normally get a pretty good idea of what a movie is about and how it goes and what not from the cinema sins video this movie must be completly incomprehensible