Opie & Anthony 08-18-2006 - Club Soda Kenny's OCD Instructions

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  • Опубліковано 14 січ 2013
  • As a substitute teacher, I can verify that the lesson plans that get left for me are NEVER this detailed.
    RIP Patrice.
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  • @dorpth
    @dorpth 8 років тому +69

    Ha ha, Patrice never failed to make fun of Opie's stupid blueberries.

    • @Toestubber
      @Toestubber 8 років тому +4

      +dorpth ...and wotmeal.

    • @dorpth
      @dorpth 8 років тому +7

      warshmeal?

    • @Cosmo87-
      @Cosmo87- 2 роки тому +1

      Lol has he talked about the blueberries on other days?

    • @scubasteve7439
      @scubasteve7439 Рік тому +2

      @@Cosmo87- i know someone thats talked about his grapes...

    • @jtbedazzle
      @jtbedazzle 6 місяців тому

      Patrice probably never heard of berries before.

  • @gspendlove
    @gspendlove 2 роки тому +9

    "Make sure there are exactly fifty-five blueberries in the bag. The yogurt must be exactly thirty-eight degrees Fahrenheit. GH's coffee must be brewed at one-hundred ninety degrees Fahrenheit, and cooled for exactly five minutes thirty seconds until it reaches the appropriate temperature for consumption (don't be afraid to carry a digital thermometer for the accurate measurement of temperature). If there is a speck of foreign matter on GH's spoon or bowl, you must wash both with Dawn dish soap (no other) and water measuring exactly one hundred fifty-five point seven degrees Fahrenheit. Scrub both spoon and bowl for exactly three minutes and eighteen seconds. If these instructions are not followed to the letter, your life will be forfeit."

  • @anadryantontine
    @anadryantontine 9 років тому +26

    HEA' YA GO, GEE-AYCH.

  • @mikielee434
    @mikielee434 11 років тому +24

    Sissy kit lmao classic Patrice

  • @hollywoodliberal1
    @hollywoodliberal1 7 років тому +32

    "You dont want me to do that for you G.H., ok..." *gunshot*

    • @tonytomei1175
      @tonytomei1175 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gspendlove
      @gspendlove 2 роки тому +1

      I can't tell you how hard I laughed at that.

  • @SethMcFartlane
    @SethMcFartlane 6 років тому +29

    11:30 "I know I look stupid here"
    The bozo really thought this was going to be a great bit smashing Kenny.

    • @adriennem3168
      @adriennem3168 2 роки тому +3

      Exactly. Meanwhile it's just another example of Opie being an elitist hypocrite.

  • @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9
    @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9 8 років тому +50

    The fact that the list went from A to O may have also been an OCD thing having to do with the names Opie and Anthony.

  • @DrFrankenschtein
    @DrFrankenschtein 3 роки тому +18

    This whole segment just made me love Kenny even more. Lol He just genuinely cares for these guys, it's awesome.

    • @adriennem3168
      @adriennem3168 2 роки тому +3

      He's a man who does his job extremely well. Anthony didn't need to be babied like Opie.

    • @blender124
      @blender124 6 місяців тому +1

      Well do I have a story for you. I’m sure you heard the story where the spring or summer of 2023 Kenny threw Anthony out of a comedy club at the direction of Bill Burr.

    • @DrFrankenschtein
      @DrFrankenschtein 6 місяців тому

      Yep spoke too soon. Bummer @@blender124

    • @bigmoose99
      @bigmoose99 День тому

      @@blender124 Does Kenny work at the club? What authority did he have to throw Ant out? Im sure he probably deserved it but it seems illegal

    • @blender124
      @blender124 День тому

      @@bigmoose99 Kenny doesn’t work for the club. He is Bill Burr’s private security now. I guess since Bill plans the event he can have Ant thrown out. Patrice was definitely close with Ant and would want him there despite the BS between Bill and Ant.

  • @alexeykaramanidi1662
    @alexeykaramanidi1662 7 років тому +37

    I love how midway through the segment Opie realises that it's not going the way he expected xD

    • @oneskinnyhonky
      @oneskinnyhonky 3 роки тому +18

      He thought he was going to be "make fun of Kenny", instead it became "make fun of Greggie for not being able to take care of himself like every other adult on the show".

    • @adriennem3168
      @adriennem3168 2 роки тому +2

      Yep.

    • @jaychipperson
      @jaychipperson 7 місяців тому

      Exposing how mentally retarded opie is in reality, sad he somehow convinced a woman to allow him to reproduce

    • @codygreene9067
      @codygreene9067 Місяць тому

      Fucking weirdo rollerskates home from work. What a creep.

  • @DiggitySlice
    @DiggitySlice 7 років тому +11

    Kenny is now my favorite.

  • @Derek_Keenan
    @Derek_Keenan 7 років тому +30

    No Opie, most humans don't have OCD.

    • @georgekazanjian9855
      @georgekazanjian9855 5 років тому +9

      Opie doesn't even know what OCD is

    • @E101ification
      @E101ification 5 років тому +4

      I hate you, because you're making me defend Opie... He's sort of right. The thing causes obsessive compulsions exists in everyone to varying degrees. When it exists over a certain threshold in someone we call it OCD.
      Ant is also right, though: those superstition rituals aren't really OCD. People with OCD will also have a lot of 'superstition' rituals and the OCD will make them worse, but they're not actually OCD.

    • @lt.finglefubledingler1972
      @lt.finglefubledingler1972 4 роки тому +4

      E101ification how does that make him sort of right? By your own words it seems he’s completely wrong

    • @tonytomei1175
      @tonytomei1175 4 роки тому

      @@lt.finglefubledingler1972 😂😂👍👍

  • @cracksuperman
    @cracksuperman 7 років тому +7

    I fucking love Kenny he's such a good dude

  • @CaveManCobb
    @CaveManCobb 11 років тому +20

    Kenny is like the ultimate embodiment of kindness. Fuck I love this guy.

    • @adriennem3168
      @adriennem3168 2 роки тому +3

      Or just simply did his job extremely well. Anthony didn't need babying like Opie did.

    • @MelodicMizeryPs3Vids
      @MelodicMizeryPs3Vids 6 місяців тому +3

      not since he threw anthony out when he tried talking to bill burr

  • @dominiciervasi6677
    @dominiciervasi6677 10 років тому +75

    hard worker and good man, I like club soda kenny

    • @roronewy1909
      @roronewy1909 5 років тому +3

      Dominic Iervasi he’s a legend

    • @memphisflyer8574
      @memphisflyer8574 4 роки тому +3

      He was easily capable of ripping the average man's head off.

    • @ArkonBlade
      @ArkonBlade 4 роки тому +4

      Kenny is that guy who would take a bullet for you.

    • @ynots38
      @ynots38 3 роки тому +3

      Autistic intelligence and retard strength... sounds like a former cop...

    • @rutgerhauser2377
      @rutgerhauser2377 3 роки тому

      @@memphisflyer8574 Like lennie from of mice and men.

  • @awkwardoddysee4438
    @awkwardoddysee4438 3 роки тому +11

    I like how they're "laughing" at how crazy Kenny is but its Opie. Opies the incompetent dolt.

    • @blender124
      @blender124 День тому

      Baby boy couldn’t handle getting himself ready or even doing anything on his own. That probably why he lived with Ant’s mother in law for almost a year when they moved up there. Opie couldn’t handle searching for an apartment until he was probably forced to. He probably would have forced Kenny to set up his podcast if he had the money or will to do so. Look at Ant. Ant paid Keith the Cop to do a lot of the heavy lifting on his podcast.

  • @SwizzleStickMcGee
    @SwizzleStickMcGee 2 роки тому +2

    "Whoatmeal!"
    -Patrice O'Neal

  • @TheDeathmask48
    @TheDeathmask48 Рік тому +2

    "We have to take a break"
    -Opie anytime hes getting roasted

  • @lapidus9552
    @lapidus9552 5 років тому +17

    Opie complaining about his carer is like when kids complain about their parents on My Super Sweet 16.

  • @oneskinnyhonky
    @oneskinnyhonky 4 роки тому +3

    Anthony and that fuckin' bullhorn... now that is a legendary radio team.

  • @joejoeholmes
    @joejoeholmes 9 років тому +33

    Opie does anything to get the attention off of him. "We need to go to a break." "To bring it to a serious level, my family has a heart thing." BLAH BLAH BLAH!

    • @brandonankrom135
      @brandonankrom135 9 років тому +4

      I guess these days people just insert "Opie" in every comment on every video of O and A no matter what it is, and then just pick a few negative words and mush it all together. Your whole statement doesn't make any sense.. Why would anyone talk about themselves to get the attention off of themselves... It's kind of self deflating. Either you messed up which means you weren't thinking which means you don't care, or you're just being a good little parrot repeating what some of the other cool kids are saying. Any way you slice that shit pie, it smells bad.

    • @cracksuperman
      @cracksuperman 7 років тому +11

      Christian 681 Why do you like Opie? What about him makes you like him? He's terrible, unfunny, fake, and a hypocrite. He never deserved any of the fame he got. The only reason he made it to where he did was because of Ant and Jimmy, and all the other comedians that would come in (Kelly, Vos, Patrice)

    • @Derek_Keenan
      @Derek_Keenan 7 років тому +8

      It's not parroting, it's just that after listening to O&A long enough, most people realize that Opie is an untalented funny-killing douche.

    • @barahng
      @barahng 6 років тому +5

      Christian 681 He got 14 attacking Opie, you got 1 thumbs up defending him. By your own standard, Opie stinks.

    • @E101ification
      @E101ification 5 років тому +8

      @@brandonankrom135 His comment makes perfect sense when you add the word 'negative' before the word 'attention', and literally everyone who read the comment except you understood that was what joejoe meant.
      And enough with the Opie defending. The Opie hate is not a bandwagon. It's not a trend. It's not phony. It's simply people with brains and ears observing what a truly awful person Gregg 'Opie' Hughes is and voicing our frustration to each other. The only people defend Opie are fellow narcissists who see themselves in him.

  • @ragejinraver
    @ragejinraver 10 років тому +5

    O my God O my God I cant breath am on the floor crying from laughing so much HA HA HA HA HA Kenny Rules!!!!!!

  • @EricTheAcktor
    @EricTheAcktor 11 років тому +5

    You're a substitute teacher in a public school?
    That's gotta be rough, man. God speed.

  • @painplayer1614
    @painplayer1614 4 місяці тому +1

    Knowing many substitute teachers I can verify that the lesson plans that get left for them are NEVER this detailed. 😂😂 RIP Patrice.

  • @lt.finglefubledingler1972
    @lt.finglefubledingler1972 4 роки тому +4

    Self obsession is not the same as ocd opie

  • @thegrayman69
    @thegrayman69 2 місяці тому

    Kenny was so concerned he wrote this list , but didn’t take the time to make sure all the food and milk was available for the time he’s gone .

  • @marcellocapone4925
    @marcellocapone4925 Місяць тому

    That thumbnail alone had me laughing. Also Kenny was funny.

  • @harryzimmerman7991
    @harryzimmerman7991 6 років тому +3

    Fucking hilarious!😂 The Opie and Anthony show really was a on air circus freak show!

  • @mack4691
    @mack4691 День тому

    Kenny was comfortable using that word incorrectly because he faced so many inquiries on the force 😂

  • @awkwardoddysee4438
    @awkwardoddysee4438 3 роки тому +6

    12:12 I love how Opie tries to explain himself but can't even do that for himself
    12:20 Ant comes in and covers for Opie once again because *greggshells* will pop in if it gets to uncomfortable

    • @adriennem3168
      @adriennem3168 2 роки тому

      13:38 Opie tried to make a racist joke but no one laughed. Manny or Mammy? Then he runs to use fans for jokes on Paltalk.

  • @evansgate
    @evansgate 4 роки тому +7

    Opie is 43 in this clip. Just let that sink in

    • @TomSmith-gw6fn
      @TomSmith-gw6fn 3 роки тому +1

      What’s your point? He was successful, he hired Kenny as a semi-assistant. That’s what busy people with money do.

    • @JohnDoe-eo4wm
      @JohnDoe-eo4wm 3 роки тому +4

      @@TomSmith-gw6fn Busy people don’t roller skate home after their 6-hour-long gig

    • @retardedcore
      @retardedcore 3 роки тому +1

      @@JohnDoe-eo4wm He lived like 10 blocks from the studio. Have you ever been to NY? Its sometimes faster to bike or walk 10 blocks than wait for a cab or try and drive

    • @JohnDoe-eo4wm
      @JohnDoe-eo4wm 3 роки тому +1

      @@retardedcore No, no, I’ve lived in NY, so I know that a 10 block walk takes less than 10 minutes. I’m just saying that, in all my years living there, I never saw “busy people with money” rollerblading home, regardless of the distance and busyness of their schedule/life. My point was just that Opie was a weirdo man-child that needed someone to spell out and handle basic aspects of his life for him, despite having the time, resources, and wherewithal to do so himself.

    • @retardedcore
      @retardedcore 3 роки тому

      @@JohnDoe-eo4wm And that's different from Ant being a spoiled brat with a castle to bang teenagers and drink himself to death at the age of 60-something, how? Ant even has Keith the Cop and his wife to run most of his life for him too. I don't get how Opie is always the one raked over the coal for this shit when Ant was waaaaay more immature than Opie in almost every way that people shit on OP for. Yeah, I get it, Opie wasn't funny and could be a huge cunt, but Ant and Jim could also be two of the biggest cunts on earth and often threw fits way worse than Opie over shit that was much more trivial. Jim had a nervous breakdown over his fucking neurotic autograph obsession and screamed about Derek Jeter for two hours over it...that's way sadder than anything Opie did.

  • @Ryfinius
    @Ryfinius 3 роки тому +1

    I need a kenny in my life.

  • @user-hk7hz9cn7v
    @user-hk7hz9cn7v 6 років тому +10

    Anthony completely neglecting to mention Keith the cop, HIS club soda Kenny

    • @Robby_C
      @Robby_C 5 років тому +3

      Maxx Doran I feel like Keith and Ant are are far more casual than Opie treating Kenny like his man-slave lol

    • @E101ification
      @E101ification 5 років тому +1

      Except Keith the Cop's duties don't come close to the level of mothering that Kenny does for Opie.

    • @captainredbeard7933
      @captainredbeard7933 4 роки тому +2

      Maybe not mothering, but Keith sleeps at the compound. He has his own room. That's a bit creepy.

    • @retardedcore
      @retardedcore 3 роки тому

      @@Robby_C Keith literally lived at Ant's house and his wife decorated the whole thing...Keith is the co-owner of Compound media. Ant rode Keith's balls way more than Ope rode Kenny's and still does to this day.

    • @Robby_C
      @Robby_C 3 роки тому +1

      ​@@retardedcore yeah, i understand that, but they still at least seem like they are genuinely friends who have a business relationship (referring to separate and prior from the compound stuff, but even that never sounded personal...) Kenny was one microchip away from being Opie's personal automaton.

  • @jamesthomas9987
    @jamesthomas9987 5 років тому +4

    did Opie ever have a good day?

  • @MelodicMizeryPs3Vids
    @MelodicMizeryPs3Vids 6 місяців тому +4

    the way kenny backstabbed anthony is unforgiveable

  • @zeliminator666
    @zeliminator666 16 днів тому

    Now in the future, you realize Kenny didn't care about ANT.

  • @groalerable
    @groalerable Рік тому +1

    I'm imaging kenny as mike ehrmantraut

    • @PauloHernandezXD
      @PauloHernandezXD 3 місяці тому

      Difference; Kenny is actually intimidating, & Mike is Great Value Clint Eastwood, lol:3

  • @heidi369
    @heidi369 Рік тому +1

    😂😂😂😂 This is as FUNNY AS SHIT!!!!.😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jackfahy2283
    @jackfahy2283 2 роки тому +1

    Kenny reminds me of Luca Brasi

  • @thepowerofIandI
    @thepowerofIandI 3 роки тому +3

    4:18 The dunce predicts his own death

  • @almondavocado6208
    @almondavocado6208 3 роки тому +1

    For those wondering this is from #42 "Nigga vs Nazi"
    Your welcome

  • @boosh90
    @boosh90 9 років тому +5

    wwwwuuuuuggghhhtmeal

  • @djstockton1853
    @djstockton1853 2 роки тому

    Make sure there’s cereal in the mother effing bag!

  • @MelodicMizeryPs3Vids
    @MelodicMizeryPs3Vids 6 місяців тому

    11:45 hahahahahhaa ant with the sound board

  • @jackflash8567
    @jackflash8567 8 років тому +1

    I love when Anthony does Club Soda Kenny... Yeah I know how original I like a voice Anthony does.

  • @gripeotheday
    @gripeotheday 3 роки тому +2

    Sissy kit!

  • @Andrew-ly6yf
    @Andrew-ly6yf Місяць тому

    Opie sounds like Fez, Kenny should’ve helped that nutcase

  • @MikeSaundersProject
    @MikeSaundersProject 2 роки тому

    Who is this mike guy

  • @MikhailMorales
    @MikhailMorales 8 років тому +26

    Opie's a fruit booter.

    • @MiGG_Aus
      @MiGG_Aus 8 років тому +3

      +Mikhail Morales Ant is that you?

    • @16surge13
      @16surge13 7 років тому +11

      Yeah, a fruit booting frat boy,who can barely read and has no sense of humor.

    • @ywhvyhvhxoactaktaykstayfre7009
      @ywhvyhvhxoactaktaykstayfre7009 5 років тому +2

      Mikhail Morales that's why they called it "Whip it out Wendsday AKA WoW" I had to listen to this sludge on the radio when I was a kid cuz my dad wasn't very bright

    • @tonytomei1175
      @tonytomei1175 4 роки тому

      @@ywhvyhvhxoactaktaykstayfre7009 😂😂

    • @shinybeast8946
      @shinybeast8946 10 місяців тому

      You don't sound very bright either.@@ywhvyhvhxoactaktaykstayfre7009

  • @IshyVideos
    @IshyVideos 4 роки тому +1

    What a horrifying image

  • @derekgleeson1353
    @derekgleeson1353 2 роки тому

    Took Opie 30 seconds to bring it back to himself.

  • @MejorContoneo
    @MejorContoneo 9 років тому +3

    How did he get the 'Club Soda' nickname?

    • @solidflow86
      @solidflow86 9 років тому

      *****
      ow!

    • @harryzimmerman7991
      @harryzimmerman7991 6 років тому +4

      Michael 10 maybe if he was in a bar, that's all he would drink, doesn't seem like a guy who would booze it up, throw his ocd schedule down the shitter!

    • @-Twotonepony-
      @-Twotonepony- 6 років тому +4

      The Dice Man loves giving out nonsense nicknames.

    • @evansgate
      @evansgate 3 роки тому +4

      super late, but he got the nickname because when he was in Dice's entourage he would tell the bartender "Club
      Soda, Kenny" and Dice started calling him that. His real name is John something

  • @Hermunkle
    @Hermunkle 11 років тому

    This is just older than my child. I cant think of the number of changes I have had forced upon me to deal with him. Given that I wonder how much of this has changed in the same time frame on thier end. I certainly understand that they have bounced about a bit but this schedule just had to change hours I'm sure.

    • @barahng
      @barahng 6 років тому +1

      Hermunkle Damn bro your kid is like 10 now. Make sure to keep her away from the negroooo

  • @anthonyleepr2738
    @anthonyleepr2738 7 років тому +1

    Hey i never knew they heard Gorillaz.

  • @psfanboy79
    @psfanboy79 3 роки тому +1

    Looks like a big goofy bird

  • @hassanpalomo4705
    @hassanpalomo4705 3 роки тому +2

    Why do they call him GH

  • @ourtinev1899
    @ourtinev1899 8 місяців тому

    11:40😂😂😂

  • @N8SAY
    @N8SAY 7 років тому +2

    Mike who?

  • @ticket67
    @ticket67 6 років тому +4

    sissy kit :)

  • @keykeeper9631
    @keykeeper9631 2 роки тому

    7:10

  • @barahng
    @barahng 6 років тому

    *TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW*

  • @nastyham5302
    @nastyham5302 4 роки тому +3

    When Opie intros a bit he fuckin draaaaaaags it out! I get bored, I skip

  • @anthoniemadsen7673
    @anthoniemadsen7673 4 роки тому +1

    Opie the kid

  • @JahBronee
    @JahBronee 2 роки тому +2

    I hafta say, GH is being a good sport

  • @bigmoose99
    @bigmoose99 День тому

    7:06 sissy kit

  • @fattonyTV_
    @fattonyTV_ Рік тому

    "make sure to laugh at GH's attempt at comedy and Anthony's blatant racism" LOL

  • @frozenpoopy
    @frozenpoopy 3 місяці тому

    I love how patrice did the Indian pronunciation of oatmeal